While the climate dread is useful for the purpose of inciting action, it is also important to remember that there is still some hope and that things can be done to make the changes needed to survive. There are people who are fighting for larger systemic changes and who are trying to make things better, and so while things are scary it is also important to have some sort of hope for the future
"If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish using proprietary fishing equipment, you have gained a valuable subscription based source of revenue." - Apple probably
@@mossdavis4447 I agree mostly. When alternatives for Linux have proper non destructive editing capabilities, I will be much more inclined to cancel my subscription
I vividly remember that I used to download like 5 of this guys videos on vacation to save data cause i listen to youtube to sleep. so they played on repeat the entire night. I distinctively remember the butter chicken one. Ever since that vacation, I can't watch any of these without flashbacks to that vacation. oh and it was cold af in the bedroom also.
if you gave a man a fish, the fish will not be alive by the end of the next winter if you gave a man a winter, the winter will not be alive by the end of the next fish if you gave a winter a man, the man will not be alive by the end of the next fish if fish eat fish the fish will eat the fish if fish then man Man fish, we achieve fish in water Feed a man a fish, he'll be full for the day. Feed a fish a man, the fish will die because it's digestive track cannot process the clothing it ate off the man and the fish will die. Feed. Fish. Make friends with a fish and you will not survive the fog. Eat fish and alive you are 😂. Put emojis in your comment and you'll instantly decrease your funny by 124% You will survive winter not. Alphabetical by has its listed order sentence this words. We ate a fish in the last sentence. You.
It really doesn't because he's saying that it's better to blame you for the ice caps melting..... buuuuuut that's not true, about 71% of greenhouse gases are made by large corporations and conglomerates, and you should really look at where you get info because this is how misinformation works. Smart people means a better future
Remember guys, most of the "we must have 0 carbon emissions per person" stuff was started by big corporations, the most scarily ironic of which being BP (you know, the _oil_ company) Not saying it's a bad idea to lower your carbon emissions but you could never possibly even hope to output the amount of carbon BP puts out in a week in your life
Fun fact, fishing itself is also a way to protect fish habitat believe it or not. You just need to know the area and fish races well enough to know if there are any invasive fish there and which fish to avoid.
Dog we will all die before that happens chill with the existential dread enjoy what you got now don’t worry about what you can’t change and live your life good
And yet, an oil cruiser would produce that amount of carbon in less than an hour. Do not feel guilt for your carbon footprint, for companies produce thousands of it in a few days.
My old boss had a big boat, really a small yacht, and one time he told me he went fishing over the weekend, caught a salmon. I asked him how much diesel he used to get the fish. That salmon cost about $35/lb in fuel alone. Never mind the cost of the fishing gear, the license, wear and tear on the boat, his time, etc. Of course he had the joy of being out on the water in his boat, and the joy of catching the fish. I assume Marie Kondo would approve.
That’s if you go fishing with more expensive equipment than you need 😂 and an actual yacht…only rich people could spend money freely like this I suppose 🤷
$364 of gas each month is a lot. If we assume you have a truck with low fuel efficiency (15 mpg), and that gas is expensive where you live, let’s say $4/gallon, that’s 1365 miles/month. Over 30 days, that means you’re driving 45.5 miles to and from the dock each day. You should find a closer spot to fish
If you don't give the man a fish he will buy it from the supermarket, which contributes way more to those shrinking fish habitats than your car ever could.
No it's not. Burning fossil fuels is the highest source. Coal, oil and gas account for about 75% of greenhouse gas emissions, and about 90% of all carbon dioxide emissions.
Well, you're right that the crust doesn't prove it's overcooked. Maybe it's not. But without seeing the inside we can't really tell so it's just his word that it's "perfectly cooked." And yours, I guess, but you weren't there.
A tip i got from my mom when cooking fish: First cook the fish from the part without skin (put the lid on as well) Then after a while you can just peel that skin and remove the not so tasty part under it
My father wake up in the morning 4 am walk towards the sea and sometime river on a 3KM distance from our home every single day.... And come back around 7:30 to give us basket full (not all the time). Now let me put a vision it took around 1:30 to go back and forth from the house to the fishing spot. So make do with what you want with that honestly I feel sad when he wake up that early cuz he never like fishing my uncle did..... And once the news arrived he just start doing it
You can teach a man to fish but he’ll still ask for a ride to the dock every day.. ayo bars bro. Several years watching this channel and I may still suck at cooking but I’m certainly slightly more enlightened 🙂
"If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish, he'll turn around and tell you like he invented the damn thing" - tsun tzu, art of war.
If you give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life.
Underated comment 😂
Ture
r/angryupvote
Fed*
@@Thisgoosedraws no it's feed
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat it for a day.
Teach a man to fish, you'll lose a customer"
This is the exact sentence that started capitalism
Underrated
must've been an absolute unit for a fish huh? a whole day just to devour it?
Capitalism!!
Or become Bass Pro Shops and gain a customer
Came for perfect pan salmon, left with existential climate dread
Don't worry, it was completely inaccurate and fuqing dumb 😂
It’s okay, if you put the phone down and go outside you will realize that the world is not, in fact, ending.
give it time @@Agent_4547
@@Agent_4547not yet at least
While the climate dread is useful for the purpose of inciting action, it is also important to remember that there is still some hope and that things can be done to make the changes needed to survive. There are people who are fighting for larger systemic changes and who are trying to make things better, and so while things are scary it is also important to have some sort of hope for the future
It is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
💀
Nah, i'd gits and shiggles
its all shit and giggles until someone shiggles and gits
@gigachad1525shiffles and fits someone until figgles and shifs
"If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish using proprietary fishing equipment, you have gained a valuable subscription based source of revenue." - Apple probably
Adobe probably
literally every farm machinery seller irl as well
Basically all of Silicon Valley.
@@mossdavis4447 I agree mostly. When alternatives for Linux have proper non destructive editing capabilities, I will be much more inclined to cancel my subscription
Ah, capitalism, our saving grace or destructive downfall.........
I vividly remember that I used to download like 5 of this guys videos on vacation to save data cause i listen to youtube to sleep. so they played on repeat the entire night. I distinctively remember the butter chicken one. Ever since that vacation, I can't watch any of these without flashbacks to that vacation. oh and it was cold af in the bedroom also.
nice
If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Make a man a fish, and watch him swim away.
I don't know why I find this both oddly touching and funny at the same time
it even rhymes :3
Idk why this is so funny 😭
No, if you turn a man into a fish you can give another man a fish
@@cool_indian_dude where do you think the first fish came from
"Teach a man to fish he eats for a day, don't teach a man how to fish and go fishing yourself, fishing is not that hard" - Ron Swanson
Double it and pass that carbon to taylor swift.
underrated comment
I see what you did there. 😂
underrated ☠️☠️
no, times it by 830 and you’ve got it accurate
@@HatorroseandHim here’s an idea. Tell him to walk.
The man drives to the dock himself: ❌
Assume that the man asks you for a ride: ✅
Drive a man for a day and he'll reach the river once. Teach a man how to drive and he'll ask to borrow your car
Instruction unclear, the fish is teaching me how to human
Tell that to the companies that produce 10000x more tons of carbon than we do
If you give a fish to a man he will eat only once.
But if you give a man to a fish it will eat for weeks.
Choose wisely.
what in the hell boy
he ain’t lying tho
No, no, he's got a point
If❤❤😅❤😅😂😅😂😅😊🎉😊😂😊❤😊❤😅❤ HATS FOR YOU ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
If you build a man of fire he will be warm for a day, but if you light a Man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
- Sir Terry
Teach a man to make a fire, he'll stay warm for a night
Set a man on fire, he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
I love Terry Pratchet
Pratchett wisdom never gets old 😅
🙃
give a man a fish, he will eat a fish.
give a man a fishing rod, and he will still prolly eat a fish
I hate the fact that it is true lol
good thing I never learnt how to fish 💪
This is definetly one of your worst jokes but best recipes. Never change.
Blehblehbleh, abooboo, muhuhuhaha, glabahh
@@Coleslawman17701it did not touch my heart.
@@anmirfan6447 eh
@Coleslawman17701 gingao ho
this is why walkable communities are important
Bro has corporate overlord levels of logic
🚚
I live for these posts 😂😂😂
"if you give a man a fish, now he has a fish.
But if you teach a man to fish, now he knows how to fish"
Underrated comment
if you gave a man a fish, the fish will not be alive by the end of the next winter
if you gave a man a winter, the winter will not be alive by the end of the next fish
if you gave a winter a man, the man will not be alive by the end of the next fish
if fish eat fish the fish will eat the fish
if fish then man
Man fish, we achieve fish in water
Feed a man a fish, he'll be full for the day. Feed a fish a man, the fish will die because it's digestive track cannot process the clothing it ate off the man and the fish will die.
Feed. Fish.
Make friends with a fish and you will not survive the fog.
Eat fish and alive you are 😂.
Put emojis in your comment and you'll instantly decrease your funny by 124%
You will survive winter not.
Alphabetical by has its listed order sentence this words.
We ate a fish in the last sentence.
You.
😂😂😂
@@johndo3031😂😂😂
@@johndo3031aaaahhhhhh!
I love salmon so much, it's literally why I'm not vegetarian yet
Salmom is just such a good food source
Sponsored by the association of giving men fish.
😂
😂
😂
Imma go give woman fish
This WILL affect the local trout population.
_"buy a man eat fish, he day. teach fish man, for a lifetime"_
-Boe Jiden
What wise words
Highly underrated 😂😂😂😂
Teach fish man😂😂🫣🤦🏻♂️
Deep! 😂😂😂
WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONEEE
He took real life into account. Finally, a proverb that makes sense!
It really doesn't because he's saying that it's better to blame you for the ice caps melting..... buuuuuut that's not true, about 71% of greenhouse gases are made by large corporations and conglomerates, and you should really look at where you get info because this is how misinformation works. Smart people means a better future
If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Likewise: "If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. But if you give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life."
Worth it. Looks delicious
Literally me overthinking everything
Remember guys, most of the "we must have 0 carbon emissions per person" stuff was started by big corporations, the most scarily ironic of which being BP (you know, the _oil_ company)
Not saying it's a bad idea to lower your carbon emissions but you could never possibly even hope to output the amount of carbon BP puts out in a week in your life
If you give a fish a human, he humans for a fish.
If you teach a fish how to human, he humans a fish forever.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat, drink beer and tell stories all day...
And not bring home a single fish - but at least he's outta the house.
Walking:am i a joke to you
Fun fact, fishing itself is also a way to protect fish habitat believe it or not. You just need to know the area and fish races well enough to know if there are any invasive fish there and which fish to avoid.
yeah sometimes if theres an invasive kind they will actually pay you to go fish and get rid of it
That perfect crispy skin, goddd
Bro forgot that 99% of fishermen live near the coast 💀.
I don't think he's talking about teaching fishermen to fish, considering they probably already know how if they're called fishermen...
Salmon is my favorite food its sooo goood
this WILL affect the trout population
😙🤌(chef's kiss)
Taylor Swift must be some kind of exotic fisherwoman then.
Now look what you've done!!!!
If you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. But, if you give a man a poisoned fish, you'll feed him for the rest of his life.
Dog we will all die before that happens chill with the existential dread enjoy what you got now don’t worry about what you can’t change and live your life good
What happens if you teach him how to cook fish properly?
Then he stops watching a channel called YSAC.
The word No: "am I a joke to you"
Me using a bike with 2 seats: *You are underestimating me!*
This sounds like Klaus Scwhabb telling people to own nothing and be happy whole they own everything
And yet, an oil cruiser would produce that amount of carbon in less than an hour.
Do not feel guilt for your carbon footprint, for companies produce thousands of it in a few days.
Only because you buy thier stuff.
@@dougaltolan3017 You are not slick. I see through that straw man of yours.
Finally something to get my dad back with
My old boss had a big boat, really a small yacht, and one time he told me he went fishing over the weekend, caught a salmon. I asked him how much diesel he used to get the fish. That salmon cost about $35/lb in fuel alone. Never mind the cost of the fishing gear, the license, wear and tear on the boat, his time, etc.
Of course he had the joy of being out on the water in his boat, and the joy of catching the fish. I assume Marie Kondo would approve.
That’s if you go fishing with more expensive equipment than you need 😂 and an actual yacht…only rich people could spend money freely like this I suppose 🤷
Oh my god! That food is looks so good
That salmon looks overcooked to hell
It really does 😮
Its not.
@@BundyDunbar How would you know, have you tasted it?
@@simoms2545 yes
@@BundyDunbar I don't believe that
Worth it 😋
$364 of gas each month is a lot. If we assume you have a truck with low fuel efficiency (15 mpg), and that gas is expensive where you live, let’s say $4/gallon, that’s 1365 miles/month. Over 30 days, that means you’re driving 45.5 miles to and from the dock each day. You should find a closer spot to fish
Im not actually going to type it, but like, cmon man, strong nerd emoji vibes right now, and for what, 1 like? You can do better Patrick.
Hush, he is providing a crucial service.@@Coleslawman17701
Not to mention 10.93 tonnes of gas is about 14,770 liters or 3901 gallons. I wish gas was that cheap
@@Coleslawman17701 not cool. I learned something I reading that
Current prices in Vancouver are CAD 1.92/litre, so about USD 5.30/gallon.
pan fried is great, but baked is my go to :3
If you don't give the man a fish he will buy it from the supermarket, which contributes way more to those shrinking fish habitats than your car ever could.
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds”
what nobody knows is that animal agriculture in general is what released the most carbon emissions…. not the driving! 😢
This is objectively false
No it's not. Burning fossil fuels is the highest source. Coal, oil and gas account for about 75% of greenhouse gas emissions, and about 90% of all carbon dioxide emissions.
@@Agent_4547 source?
Who cares
@@robertrenk7074 seems like you do?
"If You Teach A Man How To Fish - You Can Grant His Every Wish. Especially If That Man Is A Grizzly Bear"
- Daniel Thrasher
If you teach a man to fish… he’s eating your danged fish!
Best RUclips short yet
Bro it looks overcooked to me
I think you're paying attention to the skin side, which will always be dark. Trust me, that fish looks absolutely delicious.
Well, you're right that the crust doesn't prove it's overcooked. Maybe it's not. But without seeing the inside we can't really tell so it's just his word that it's "perfectly cooked." And yours, I guess, but you weren't there.
Looks cooked way too long. Tbh salmon should almost never be flipped over like that. Maybe for a few seconds max
@@MythrilZenith The skin side looks fine, the rest looks overcooked
Yay! An existential threat to fish as a species!
That's the shittiest story I've ever heard
A tip i got from my mom when cooking fish:
First cook the fish from the part without skin (put the lid on as well)
Then after a while you can just peel that skin and remove the not so tasty part under it
I dont give a fck about fish
You clicked on a fish video
My father wake up in the morning 4 am walk towards the sea and sometime river on a 3KM distance from our home every single day.... And come back around 7:30 to give us basket full (not all the time). Now let me put a vision it took around 1:30 to go back and forth from the house to the fishing spot. So make do with what you want with that honestly I feel sad when he wake up that early cuz he never like fishing my uncle did..... And once the news arrived he just start doing it
"Eh-" *crazy frog starts playing*
Tastes good worth it😀
If you teach a man to live his life and not care about the consequences, he will live happily
As an introvert I respect these calculations.
Kayak : well don’t you know, I’m still standin’ better than I ever did
My guy is out here casually giving people an existencial crisis
Ermm🤓 its actually $364,23 in gas
364 DOLLLAAA...NUH UH SON YOU AIN'T FISHING
Who said I was gonna say yes to driving😂
I love the smell of rosemarie in it 🤤🧡
Me microvawing the fish:"Yeah how did you knew I am that carbon foot guy."
"now look what you have done" lmfao love this
That escalated quickly
That salmon looks damn good
This sounds like a begining to a math question on a hard exam that worth 99.999% of ur grade.
B I O A C C U M I L A T I O N 💀
You can teach a man to fish but he’ll still ask for a ride to the dock every day.. ayo bars bro. Several years watching this channel and I may still suck at cooking but I’m certainly slightly more enlightened 🙂
Yum. Fishy taste nice 😄
So in other words teach no one else to fish I must acquire all the salmon for myself
"Will Hunting rejecting the NSA" ahh speech 💀
You’re making me crave salmon now…
This feels like a diss track targeted at one of his friends, that asked him for one too many rides
I was searching for pancake recipe and I dont know how i ended up here watching non sense video one after another 😂
Better than fishing alone every day
You give a man a fish, he eats for a day, you give a man a rat, and it satisfies his rat desire
And if you reject the invitation, the cycle ends there 😆
That sounds worth it to me
"If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish, he'll turn around and tell you like he invented the damn thing" - tsun tzu, art of war.
You go and fish with him which saves on dinner cost and you gain a life long friend
Bros arteries are screaming for freedom the butter + olive oil combo 😂😂
Give him a cycle,🙂👍🏻
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night, Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
As a semi experienced fisher I can confirm (atleast freshwater wise) fishing actually helps keep balance in the rivers, lakes and streams