I feel thy creepin I can seeth from mine shadow Allow we jumpeth in mine four-horse plaited stagecoach Mayhaps go to my lodging and keak until the morrow Mayhaps I bendeth thee ov’r Gaze back and watch me smacketh!
Here be the lyrics. Shady! konvict up front akon slim shady i seeth the one 'cause the lady beest yond mistress i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh up front style eft to attacketh anon pulleth in the parking lot st're with the want down konvicts did get the whole thing pack'd anon stepeth in the club, the wardrobe in tact anon i feeleth t, wend on and cracketh anon (oh!) all i seeth is all yond backeth anon i'ma calleth h'r, then i putteth the mack down wage nay problem, pocket full of yond anon i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh ohh, looks liketh anoth'r club bangeth'r those gents bett'r hangeth on ehen i throweth this thang on receiveth a dram drinketh on those gents gon' flip f'r this akon the horror! thee can bank on t pedicure, manicure, kitty gib claws the way the lady climbs up and down those folk poles lookin' liketh one of those folk putty gib dolls! tryna holdeth mine own woody backeth, through mine own draweth'rs steps off the stage, didn't bethink i did see creeps up behind me and the lady's liketh 'youu'rre!' i'm liketh, 'yeah i knoweth, alloweth's cutteth to the chaseth nay timeth to wasteth, backeth to mine own lodging plus from the club to the crib's liketh a mile hence or m're liketh a palace shalt i sayeth and plus i did get a pal, ev'ry gal is game in fact that gent's the one singing the song yond's playing! akon! i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh eminem is rollin', d 'n those folk rollin' bu 'n oh marvelous those folk rollin' distaff just holdin' big booty loadin' anon i beest all in those folk rollin' d 'n d, hittin' nay less than 3 block shall style liketh wee wench, i can bid thee wanteth me, 'cause late-ly i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh smack yond, all on the flo'r smack yond, giveth me some m're smack yond, till thee receiveth s're smack yond, oooh.
i am imagining year 800 medievial flute players gathered around with with a choral choir singing " oh doth thee smack doth, clap thee, my introduction= imma coming in with thee roman water flow "
Smite that, bestow upon me greater abundance Smite that, 'til thou art weary Smite that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Smite that, upon the ground Smite that, bestow upon me greater abundance Smite that, 'til thou art weary Smite that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
.Intro. SHADOWS....BANDIT ... HASTE FORWARD... Hurdy Gurdy Plays ACORNS.... THIN WAFER 0:17 I witness thy lovely, displaying her bravado Thy feel thou yearning, thy wipe thee sweat off thy brow We can roweth in thy gullie with-strong-oars at dawn tomorrow Travel to thine home and heat things up like Pompeii--OH! Strike thee, you imprudent whore Strike thee, thrusting thy sword! Strike thee, fornication war! Strike thee, HuzzaaAaAaAaaah! Strike thee, you imprudent whore Strike thee, thrusting thy sword! Strike thee, our fornication war! Strike thee, HuzzaaAaAaAH!
when the priest’s daughter accidentally reveals her elbow
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh.. 😂😂👏
@Denisa Gherman hi sexy girl)
My lady!
LMAO
This song makes me want to flash my ankles
M'Lady
Thou art an uncouth harlet !
@@AlphAStyle simpleton!
Thy is Harlot
Oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bardcore should be a genre on its own.
Lol
It is now
Revolution
Heck yeah! That's my favourite genre!
Ya, can they pay this at the grocery store instead of the crap they play right now???
I feel thy creepin I can seeth from mine shadow
Allow we jumpeth in mine four-horse plaited stagecoach
Mayhaps go to my lodging and keak until the morrow
Mayhaps I bendeth thee ov’r
Gaze back and watch me smacketh!
Niceee
Someone get this guy a mobo 😂😂
I’m truly amazed
@@abdullrahman8241 i mean its not very accurate but yeah
LOL'd hard. Brilliant dude. Thanks
Bludgeon it, upon thy grounds
Bludgeon it, thy require more
Bludgeon it, til thou art wounded
Bludgeon it,
You again my Knight 😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.. I saw you maybe on Real Slim Shady video..keep doing your poetry my homie 🤗
@@souvikdutta9149 thanks man 🙏🙏 respect
@@R-H-B mission passed with respect 🙏🏻
these are wicked. yess.
"Opera noises" 🤣🤣🤣
the comment section on these videos are literally curing my depression
you shoukd try drugs
@@dariusalexandru9536 but the commentsection of these videos is free?
@@carn1fex_ drugs are free to if you have gun
You don't have depression, just a lack of prayers and spirituality... Just kidding!
This is the song that plays when an army finally conquers a fortified city after months of siege
At the feast lol
😂
Here be the lyrics.
Shady!
konvict
up front
akon
slim shady
i seeth the one 'cause the lady beest yond mistress
i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow
wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo
haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo
and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
up front style eft to attacketh anon
pulleth in the parking lot st're with the want down
konvicts did get the whole thing pack'd anon
stepeth in the club, the wardrobe in tact anon
i feeleth t, wend on and cracketh anon (oh!)
all i seeth is all yond backeth anon
i'ma calleth h'r, then i putteth the mack down
wage nay problem, pocket full of yond anon
i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow
wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo
haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo
and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
ohh, looks liketh anoth'r club bangeth'r those gents bett'r hangeth on ehen i throweth this thang on
receiveth a dram drinketh on those gents gon' flip f'r this akon the horror! thee can bank on t
pedicure, manicure, kitty gib claws the way the lady climbs up and down those folk poles
lookin' liketh one of those folk putty gib dolls! tryna holdeth mine own woody backeth, through mine own draweth'rs
steps off the stage, didn't bethink i did see
creeps up behind me and the lady's liketh 'youu'rre!'
i'm liketh, 'yeah i knoweth, alloweth's cutteth to the chaseth
nay timeth to wasteth, backeth to mine own lodging
plus from the club to the crib's liketh a mile hence
or m're liketh a palace shalt i sayeth
and plus i did get a pal, ev'ry gal is game
in fact that gent's the one singing the song yond's playing! akon!
i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow
wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo
haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo
and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
eminem is rollin', d 'n those folk rollin'
bu 'n oh marvelous those folk rollin'
distaff just holdin'
big booty loadin'
anon i beest all in those folk rollin'
d 'n d, hittin' nay less than 3
block shall style liketh wee
wench, i can bid thee wanteth me, 'cause late-ly
i feeleth thee creepin', i can seeth from mine own shadow
wanna jumpeth up in mine own lamb'rghini gallardo
haply wend to mine own lodging and just kicketh t liketh tae bo
and possibly bendeth ya ov'r, behold backeth and gaze me
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh
smack yond, all on the flo'r
smack yond, giveth me some m're
smack yond, till thee receiveth s're
smack yond, oooh.
Pin this comment Lord Beedle 🙏🏻
How you make these lyrics so fast
@@arijitdas8028 He probably ran the original through a medieval translator.
Well done 😭
I bit my tongue and cheeksth so many goddamnth times, i typeth with a lispth now.
Now we just need that pair of siblings to dance to this.
Are the Boleyn sisters free?
playing this track while doing a crusader kings 3 incest run
😂
every party in 800 AD
only 1600's kids remember this
should be on the baground of assasins creed
I’m ready to show my ankles
i am imagining year 800 medievial flute players gathered around with with a choral choir singing " oh doth thee smack doth, clap thee, my introduction= imma coming in with thee roman water flow "
I do that too 🤣👌
This is made so good I can literally hear the lyrics being said over the beat. Fantastic job!
My favorite out of all the medieval version of Eminem's songs. It sounds like a boss is chasing you in an old PS1 game.
Man that flute really hits.
If "the black knight 2" comes out, this needs to be included as a medievil strip club theme 😂🤣
We need mobb deep - survival of the fittest in bardcore
YES!
1200s KIDS WHERE ARE YOU??
This joint SLAPSSSS 😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Makes me want to pop a bottle of that special mead with the juniper berries
On my way to the ole brothel
Damn part at 0:48 is sooo good!
I also like the art work on their covers, it s so cute
smacketh that all upon the floor and giveth me more
Suggestion:
Lean Back by Fat Joe.
It's Sick
Now lean back, lean back
Another suggestion: Juvenile:Backup that ass up.
Send this into space so the aliens will think we still live in 1600's
Akon and tpain "I can't wait" next please. I'm addicted to these
That's it - I'm gettin' me shoulder out. WOOOOOOOOO
On my bad mental days these things always help. No idea why but it always makes me laugh haha. Keep it up!
That moment When you realise the instruments starts rapping
this is probably the music they play during a public lashing
😂
This sounds amazing 🤯🎶🔥
O-Zone - Despre Tine medieval version, pls. I'm already preparing jokes about protecting Romania from the Ottomans.
You need make, Lil john ft eastside boys - get low
"Smite þat".
I have a glow in the dark shark that likes to play darts
Smite that, bestow upon me greater abundance Smite that, 'til thou art weary Smite that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Smite that, upon the ground Smite that, bestow upon me greater abundance Smite that, 'til thou art weary Smite that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Damn, cool music!!!
Lots of love from nepal 🇳🇵
Already used for my bards on discord, much thanks
Will Smith's favorite tune.
Amazing stuff. Keep it up, dude!
Thank you RUclips for sharing this
Look back and watch me
Smack rats
All on the floor
Smack rats
Give me some more
Smack rats
'Til you get sore
Smack rats oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Marshall mathers the 3 & akoninos the second are just magical
I need sansa stark to dance over this beat
Really Dope! Thanks B-)
this is the songeth that will play at my weddingeth
Slap that - Acorn featuring Slender shadow
Forcefully place hand upon in a brisk manner, upon thy floor, forecefully place hand upon in a brisk manner, giveth one additional..
This is amazing work
Из инстаграма ? Чёрт песня спустя 3 года стала популярной 😮
Tis a bop
Any plans to do freek a leek by Petey Pablo?
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oh!
Some one needs to throw the accapella on this quick.
Keep up the great work my guy
Request: 2pac - we ride on our enemies
That shit would be banging for the Mongols.
Beedle the Bard. is that a Harry Potter reference? (Deathly Hallows part 1?)
Akon's "Locked Up" would be great next
Smacketh Upon thyn gravel smacketh reveal some more smacketh till thyn feels unwell smacketh oh
I remember it being sung court of Kings
Vim pelo tik tok e me deparo logo com cantores bonss
FANTASTIC
Tis a banger
Playing this @ the next function. 👍
Amazing 👌👏👏
pure flameth
Ooh, Seemth like another tavern slayer
They better hangth on when they throw this thing on
Get a little beverage on
They gonna gyrate for this Akon
Awesome! Like that.
nas-i know i can would sound awesome!!
Awesome 👏🏻
this is actually sick
Smacketh Thee on thy floor
We need Mobb Deep - Put Em' In Their Place!!!
@Beedle the Bardcore can you do Nate dogg she’s strange ??
Un fucking descubrimiento!!!!!❤️❤️❤️💥💥💥
This is fire!
OMG. THIS IS SOO FUNNY AND GOOD
This is why I pay for the internet
*rolls 20 for charisma check*
This is good!
Please do BORAT bardcore ❤️
Ayeeeee!
2pac when we ride on our enemies
OMG DAMMMMMM
Jumpeth in mine chariots of italian making
The like and dislike ratio doesn't add up
But why did they make a song about smacking their donkey?? Did it frequently misbehave?
More Nas or Jay Z please
👌
Spanketh Thou
Smite that
👍
.Intro.
SHADOWS....BANDIT ... HASTE FORWARD...
Hurdy Gurdy Plays
ACORNS.... THIN WAFER
0:17
I witness thy lovely, displaying her bravado
Thy feel thou yearning, thy wipe thee sweat off thy brow
We can roweth in thy gullie with-strong-oars at dawn tomorrow
Travel to thine home and heat things up like Pompeii--OH!
Strike thee, you imprudent whore
Strike thee, thrusting thy sword!
Strike thee, fornication war!
Strike thee, HuzzaaAaAaAaaah!
Strike thee, you imprudent whore
Strike thee, thrusting thy sword!
Strike thee, our fornication war!
Strike thee, HuzzaaAaAaAH!
Day 8 asking for eminem mosh
Eminem rock bottom next
So akon is basically Triboulet of modern age
Smaketh