Wake And Bake | Ted (2012) | Big Screen Laughs
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2024
- Ted's (Seth MacFarlane) mischievous influence leads John (Mark Wahlberg) down a slippery slope as he encourages him to "wake and bake" before work, resulting in John being very late.
Ted (2012) SYNOPSIS: When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
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Ah yes, the stoner who misses work to watch cartoons & get high whilst eating cereals, but is also jacked somehow…
I always thought that too tbh. I mean Mark Wahlberg IS John Bennett, he did so good as him I can’t imagine anyone else playing him, but yeah for a stoner loser he’s pretty jacked lmao
I mean yeah, if you're sitting at home all day it's either get fat or work out.
well i am working 8h a day, and the rest of the day i am just sitting on my ass watching yt, and somehow i have big muscles.
Explain that, and dont say "you're build diffrent"
u know shit amigo
@@everydaychemistry6231
some people are just build diffrent, we are better lol
It's wild seeing the difference between Ted effects in this first film and the tv series.
I don't watch the series, would you mind telling me?😅
@@alejaguilarhe more crude in this film
@@alejaguilar the effect has grown so much, I thought Ted looked pretty impressive in this film but its night and day on the show. The cg has come a long way.
We all get older 😂
It's been a few years since the film came out....
1:29 “That cah just came outta nowhere.” The accent is just spot on. 😂
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
1:31 oh god is it bad ?
0:53
“Oh shit, 9/11! I gotta get high.”
I say this quote far more than I should
@@hunterwb630 imma start using this thank you
@hunterwb630 I say " oh shit ; its time to get up.... I gotta get high!"
@@JohnBock-nq9lr me too 😂 😂
John: is it 9:30am?
I think the fact that they made it from the house to the office ALMOST without a dent until the very last moment deserves some credit on the part of Ted hahah
Arrives one hour later (high), doesnt get fired and doesnt lose the opportunity for a promotion.
Hell, where can I find THAT job?
If you think that’s progress, you should see Ted’s job
@@NICK41206 yeah but the manager has a lot of problems, doesnt he?
Government
Just be a senator…
0:07 “Do I dare look at the clock?”
Foreshadowing for 50 seconds later lol
@@AvoidedOrc36584 hehe
Ted smoking the bong wrong gotta pull the bowl out
it milked up and hit his lungs and made him cough... his teddy bear lungs
No u pull the bowl out after it sinks Americans just have no idea how to use a bong
Might have a carb hole
Well, don't HAVE to. But it's a waste.
that's what I said 😭
I can't believe that 21 years later they still have the same bong.
Fr my brothers would’ve broken it by a year
My dads had the same one hitter and dugout since he was a teenager. He is 40 now
That bong water is WOW.
Looks like tea😂
I cannnot relate I replace my water everyday and clean atleast every two weeks
@@John-ey7rryou should clean after every 1-2 use bro
@@nostalgiatrip7331 well get a job. Trust me ya won’t remember every time every shift every day. Especially hard labor😂
I always get a laugh out of Ted saying I got to talk to my drug dealer about stepping it up lol
and the Pepperridge farm reference, haha
My biggest pet peeve with this whole clip is how he disses his weed dealer for the weed not getting him high. When he just sucks the bong and doesnt clear it, he just lets the smoke sit in there and turn stale. Dont diss your weed man Ted.
Crazy that $38,000 a year was cushy just 12 years ago. Now that's literally minimum wage
I don’t know how anyone can wake and bake and go about their day everyone can always tell I’m high lol
Practice, also I’m habitually addicted so, can’t help it but sometimes I can tell it affects my school work
@@mariorodriguez5211 I’ve smoked every day for years and still couldn’t do the wake and bake thing it was always an end of the day ritual for me not first thing I just couldn’t hang like that
@@mikewilliams1993 yeaaah it’s better that way anyways man, I feel lazy as hell when I smoke in the morning. I’m trying to cut back till the end of the day
@@mariorodriguez5211na same I been smoking consistently for a little over a year now
Depends on your tolerance and your line of work. Never had much of an issue taking a few rips before a bartending shift. A lot of people in service industry are high at work
“God this is even crazier than when my teddy bear drove me to work”
1:02
Oh thats where i keep gettting the oh yeah oh yeahh 😂
The quick pull away from the bong always kills me 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Featuring a cameo of SpongeBob SquarePants. 😂
0:07 lol
Alvin and the Chipmunks did it first
@@nateobrien354 wdym
Don’t you remember in the first movie there was a SpongeBob cameo?
@@nateobrien354 oh yeah, that’s right, I remember
why are movies not this fun anymore?
Because Hollywood has to put their woke agenda into everything.
A little thing called DEI being pushed onto every corporate entity by Blackrock forcing everything to be overly political
Maybe if you pulled the bowl you’d get high ted
Americans never sink the cone they only ever pack cones then share them
@@videomaker8207idk who told u this but as an American i can promise u thats a lie. Not everyone in a country hits a bong the same
@@guttachetter1087 I’ve seen videos of Americans smoking bongs. 95% of the time they pull the cone out before it’s sunk. Don’t know why but im not gonna stop them. But I rip mine all the way.
@@videomaker8207 I would think smoking the last bit of burned weed would be addict behavior
@@yoloodevil4170 it’s called not wasting jt
seeing this made me want to watch ted
Coolest teddy bear a kid could have! Hahaha 🧸😂
at 20 seconds the sound engineer did a god cut but you can notice a tonal change in the voice even though its subtle
Am i the only one that thinks ted sounds the same as peter Griffin
“Oh come on I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin”
Same voice actor
I wonder why
This movie super funny 🤣😂🤣🤣
1:50 Peter Griffin IRL
Ted drives pretty well for a Teddy Bear
A teddy bear can't talk or drive a car.
@@johnhalbe6530 ...that's the fucking joke
@@johnhalbe6530no shit Sherlock
I think they need to make more of Ted! Either movie or the Tv series, I’m fine with both as long as I’m gonna see Ted more!! Oh god I love this bear and the way he talks, act, react literally everything makes me laugh 🤣🤣
Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
38,000 in 2012 wasn’t a bad little salary. I was in HS so I was making like nothing
Спасибо от всей души! 🇺🇿
"do i dare look at the clock" when you fkin around
Craving a bowl but have work to do. This isn’t the video I needed to see lol
Shut up Peter 😂
Teddy never pulled out dat bowl
They’re coming they’re coming!
2012,13 were the last years of any normalcy I can remember
“Cause in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy $38,000 a year branch manager who’s personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life is it?”
I read this comment as it was being said 😮
Right after the video, I got an ad with Mark Wahlberg asking if I could pray with him 💀💀 LMFAO
It is my favorite move I from Trinidad and Tobago🇹🇹😂😂😂😂
Ted fr needa clear that chamber
@2:05 That is hilarious! 😂
If u close your eyes he goes from Peter Griffin to Brian😭
im weak
Mark Wahlberg smoking weed . with ted super funny movie 🍿🎥
That bong water was nasty
Waking and baking
Almsot daily
@@someguy42093Ted can not drive for nun.
$38,000 a year???
And he brags on that...
That's the same bong used in the ted series
I smoke za because of this movie istg😂
History of my life
Getting high will a little help from my friends 😂
Ted sound like brian and peter at the same time
Peter griffin has the same voice as ted
Watch this whilst high aka stoned fuckin awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean when the boss said 38,000 is a good like I was about to yell “BULLSHIT”
I need a tolerance break
I am not even that high anymore
He sound just like peter griffin.
I hear Peter griffin
i never wake and bake in 2012
Haaaa
No one under 50 knows who Skerritt is
I wonder what happened to John’s Parents and Blaire after John grew up
38000… that’s not bragging in 2024 as it was in 12😭😂
38k as a Branch Manager sounds awful even grocery stores can pay better than that.
Math not mathing@@JDelvaMusic
the guy in the movie said 38k not 300k 😅😅
i dont think its that awful, i could work there a lot lmao
2012
inflacifosnehšd
Ah shit it’s 911 I gotta get high best part
Tucson Arizona kids goes-why pooh bear take a smoke?
Me-he grow up and your not kid so get lost Tucson Arizona.
fun is race
The movies is better Mark and Seth r the bomb
A job like that that's what I need I'm high on pills
Bong sounds so annoying
Any real stoner knows u ain't using NO KIND of eye drops in a moving car 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boston woman sound like Peter griffin
Sadly yes
they also sound like harley quinn, so it honestly depends on how you want to look at it@@seanm7539
GTA reaction in real life. 1:54
$38 k a year aint shi 🤣, i make more than that as dominos delivery driver
Fleeing The Complex: The Kingdom of the Knight (2012) Ending Scene
Sorry that car just came out of no wear 1:24
Family guy and spongebob came out in the same year
peter griffin voice actor???
Sorry that car just came out of no wear
when $38k a year job meant something huh
Ted and John watch SpongeBob
Singing lessons
Curious who the fuck ACTUALLY witnessed 9/11 and thought to themselves “holy shit!! I got to get high” genuine question🤔
i want to meet a boston girl.
££
My exp. was how high can I get and you dont know , this was of course with lsd and shrooms. Alcohol. is hard to do. just saying
38k in 2024 is poverty wage tho
Johns mom is too awesome in the tv series.
shit i gotta get to work
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I always thought Mark was a hottie!
May he be happy with his sex life is all I hope for men sometimes because he is so great!
Ah 💩️ 911 I gotta get high
🎶🚗🐻🎶