Picking Up Hotties While you Uber
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2022
- Dating apps take place online. Uber takes place in your car. You do the math.
Astolfo teaches you this groundbreaking dating life hack.
#anime #animation #meme
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“Did she really just get married to get out of a $50 ticket?!” Listen man, the things I’d do to get out of a $5 debt lunch.
*Damn son!!!*
Too real
Sus
I just buy it 50x more ticket of the same one to get out of a fee but it end me up in debt
Sus 🤨 📸
dad astolfo back at it again to show how finding a man is done.
he has tons of experience after all
I thought Astolfo was straight
@@52flyingbicycles not in this timeline he isn't. Fate lore he likes girls but he's more so a guy who likes fun personalities instead as he is sorta crazy with his evaporation of reason
@@52flyingbicycles he fucks whoever he wants, he's very skilled in that department in the legends.
@@hurou ironically he has more experience with women than men
Police officer-“Do you know why I pulled you over today?”
Astolfo-“Why, did you forget?”
Classic line that will live rent free in my head forever
I wanna try that but I'd go to jail xD
i think the interaction between a police officer and astolof itself is already gold enough
@@LeviathanKoda 😂I see
Astolfo is such based femboy
@@MekBoooooi Sometimes making them laugh does get you out a ticket
This series always somehow make astolfo look like the less insane person in the room.
Incredible.
Idk, the hippo has some good takes
you can really see the improvment in the animation quality over the years
Animation or not, this is good stuff.
@@zachm9202 the mouths are most likely animated, but everything else is real
It's all real actors.
True
that fucking pfp is something to not behold
I like that he slightly breaks character when he says something questionable.
@Classic Tate How does a bot forget to switch to it's alt lol
@@SockyStudios Thats like a new kind of sad and funny at the same time.
Hmmm fabulous name you got there
@Chad the bots are gonna start doing this
@Classic Tate CLASSIC TATE W.
This series has gone from Bionicle getting harassed by his bros at Chipotle to selling off Master Chief's ex mail order girlfriend to the cops to get out of a $50 ticket
God, I love this series.
2:36 Bro
The Astolfo “Hello” is basically a classic thanks to man’s vids haha.
Also more Hippo is always great.
@Chad ruclips.net/video/OLpeX4RRo28/видео.html
Finally it’s here after so long
its nostalgic as fuck broooo
Hippo is great. I wish Bionicle and Hippo's voice were more distinguishable
@@connorkaos795 I wish you never said this! They were separate characters for me until now
We need this guy in our lives. These stop motions are amazing. No one can deny it.
@Bully peter 😐
Imagine how long it would take 💀
I agree
@Bully peter ruclips.net/video/OLpeX4RRo28/видео.html
Finally it’s here after so long
i want a season of this on netflix
Astolfo's math may be the most questionable event in this entire sketch.
Keep up the great work pantsahat
Nah man, 0.5 x 0.5 = 1. It’s literally 5th grade math.
@@jacobrzeszewski6527that you literally would equal 0.25 and 2, 50% would be 75%
@@Doggykh25% chance of getting both, 75% chance of getting at least 1.
That *definitely* means that the chances of him getting any amount of dates is 25% + 75% which is 100%, voila astolfo is right.
0:50 Even Hippo couldn't say that without laughing.
I like how the hippo couldn't get through his line without cracking
@Classic Tate I hope the government nails your ass on those human trafficking charges.
Holy shit it’s fake Andrew tate bot!
I can't give you another like or else it would upset the funny number, sorry dude
@@condemnedd684 Eh what? I saw another comment of people accusing other people of being Andrew Tate bots, but they don't seem to be bots? I guess I'm out of the loop.
Pantsahat isnt a national treasure, they are a global treasure. Blessing us with these uber quality stop motion animations.
I'm sitting roight next to a femboy. Must be chewsday innit
@@tacidian7573 yes
Ubers have never looked so inviting lol
@whaaa t today is the third time I got tricked into clicking this link. All on different genre of videos too
Together with LoliJenny doing the voices!
“bro you about to get 5 stars like it’s gta” i’m done😂
I really do love the character development of Astolfo and Chico becoming best friends. It's wholesome af
The series has basically developed into a wacky buddy comedy between them and little Hippo, and I'm all here for it! They play off each other so well.
Considering the divorce rate in America and the unfair legal system she can take half of everything he owns. When she immediately files for divorce. So I would consider this an investment for her. Girl just went from paying $50 to getting $300, a toaster, and half the uneaten Gordita in the fridge.
Oh... She does like free stuff.
That sounds like the intro to the next episode.
Stay on your grind.
"Not my Gordita! Man, divorce really does favor the catgirls."
That went from 100 to 0 to 3000 real quick.
When the world needed him the most he came back with another amazing stop motion animation!
I know right!!! Pantsahat is the ultimate cure for depression!
@Jason Smith totally agree bro
0:51 Nobody noticed the fact that hippo was bursting out laughing at the end of that sentence 😂😂
Damn, I swear every new video these characters get more and more fluid and expressive. How do you have that kind of free time? Enormous talent. Plus the story plot is always great every time
Lesson of the day, just get married to avoid a $50 dollar speeding ticket
Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate
Also speeding in a school zone, armed robbery, and illegal car modifications only add up to a 50 dollar ticket.
Astolfo being the chad bro he is in lore. Wingman, support system, genuinely good at picking up lovers.
True Astolfo was a big womanizer in his past life. He became bisexual after incident with Roland. Honestly This is pretty close to his relationship with Master Chief...
The ultimate homie. He won't let you go without a date anymore than he would let Sieg die. ;~;
That’s a he? Or this typo?
@@kiboma4209 He's a dude ye. He crossdresses because it's funny in the show.
@@kiboma4209 100% man, yes. Well, he's _voice acted_ by women, but other than that.
1:50 I died Right here
1:37 is my go-to now :>
A certified hood classic
What
Bro this just came out 💀
Yes
Don't you have a marriage that needs fixing?
"Unfounded offense Catgirl slander" is now in my dailey vocabulary thank you
Get your potato wedges outta here
@Classic Tate Okay, seriously, what is with everyone and the potato wedges joke? I'm not getting the point.
Also, this definitely isn't the FIRST pantsahat video loaded with potato wedge link comments
@@grumpykoopa481 I think he’s just trying to plug his channel for free views
The intro of Need for Speed Underground was totally on point with all the car scenes. Loved it so much hahahs
3:41 well atleast it isnt me and astolfo that would have been an nightmare.
Yeah, bruh
I can’t be the only one noticing how much funnier and how much better the stop motion gets every upload?
We can see how much more of his sanity is left. The highe the quality the less sanity
No pressure lmao
Man WTF is that profile pic. Cringe.
@@jm036 embrace fem boy, reject masculinity
“Tomato, potato!”
“Those are two different fruits!”
Absolute gold!
One of those isn't even a fruit lol
@@space8381 you’re right. It’s a potato.
I love how hippo is just THERE like a constant presence to all the people living in his house
The fucking Rescue Hero as the cop almost made me spit out my drink.
I love the friendship that Astolfo and Chiko developed throughout the series
HER NAME WAS CHIKO THE INTIRE TIME???
wait is it now jiko or chiko? because on the wiki it clearly shows jiko and i am pretty sure its that
@@MarkStillPlays Jiko. On the spiderman episode, Jiko is listed as a donator to lego guy's stream
So that's her name ey? Now I need to find the world.
Thank god Chief almost becomes a furry once
I always appreciate how well written these episodes are, aside from the stellar animation of course 👌
Exactly! Sometimes I think the script takes longer than the animation 🤣
Ikr! This show feels like it takes place in the same universe as Sethical's series. With how well written and witty they both are.
I'm 36 and this somehow popped on my feed and I literally laughed out loud at the tomato potato line
“Do you like monster trucks or tractors?” is a great icebreaker!
This series made me appreciate stop motion a whole lot more.
The fact Rescue Heroes exist in this universe fills me with energy
Almost didn't catch Hippo's voice crack. On that note, whoever voices the "girls" does an amazing job. Over the top like you'd expect from anime characters, but still expressive with a range of emotion.
I have mad respect for anybody who can do stop motion, and even more so by animating, editing, getting good voice actors... i dont... how are you still under 1mil, this is injustice.
This is so well animated
Pure gold. Had me laughing the entire time.
Purer than our boi's rims.
this guy's videos are like a better version of robot chicken, and they keep getting better, like astolfo's different eye types and chico's cat ears moving around
It's because he isn't trying to 'parody' everything. It makes this more cohesive as a whole because there's an overarching storyline.
@@shred1894
That, and there's obviously a lot more effort being out into the stop motion itself.
Though to be fair, RB has to put out regular 15 minute episodes with multiple skits, so...
@@Scotttjt That's what I like to call "SNL theory"
Eventually, your content quality will drop when you push enough of it out
And fast
this stop motion channel elevated me from my depressive state to go to class and finish my degree
God those cat ear motions are so
So
So bloody cute
"These apps fail because they take place online, and not in my car with the doors locked"
**Proceeds to use an open top car**
That line makes me laugh every time! 🤣
I mean, it was Astolfo's car, she didn't have a choice.
This feels like something I'd see on Robot Chicken.
Except it’s not hammering us on the head with 80’s cartoon nostalgia
You just keep improving with each video my guy. I love the animation on Chico's ears.
The dynamic duo between Chico and Astolfo is top notch.
Damn the Quality of the animation is unmatched. It’s improved 10 fold. Especially the eye animation
"Did she just get married to get out of a $50 ticket?"
Me: When you say it that way, it sounds pretty bad. But yes, yes she did.
The Fact That These Videos are Getting Better Ever Month Makes Happy
@RedDot The Fact That You Gave Me Something To Make on sunday Makes you A Real one
Heck yeah Chwryy Boy btw I love that Catgirl in the video hmm I wonder if it’s possible to actually buy a figure of her sigh of only I knew what thing she was from :(
"Tomato potato"
"Those are two different fruits"
Probably my favorite line in the video xD
Man, somebody get this man a series on Adult Swim.
*"Bruh did she really get married just to get out of a 50$ ticket?!"*
Dallas: Bainnnn!! Where’s our getaway driver!
Bain: Don’t worry, I got you guys an Uber.
Absolutely amazing that in the wedding photo, the cop is hoverhandhing his arm around the shoulder. Such attention to detail.
love how you animated the cat ears- great touch
2:48
Never thought a hippo could be so thick
💀
✊😤
🙂
1:09 didn’t know she was chill like that
that's a bo-
@@wrldunknown i call them a they.bcuz I littlery can't tell
it feels like I have found real entertainment for the first time
0:55 - His best take and he still rofls
AWOOO~
Always love these stop motion and Hippio lines are always the best.
"Do you like monster trucks or tractors" is my new pick up line
and/or
I like both but as long as I don't have to breathe in their fumes
Of I had to say which I liked It would probably Monster trucks
midwest pickup lines be like
I'm a Monster Truck guy, been a fan since a kid and been to many Races, two specifically and one was Monster Jam and another umm....by some other Brand.
BRO THE QUALITY IS UNMATCHED
I like how you have some pictures actually *framed* on background. That's a nice touch to detail, because Astolfo DID give Pants dat pic.
Violating seatbelt laws to get to ride with Astolfo? Sounds worth it to me!
PSA: Please don't do this. Follow any and all traffic laws while in a vehicle, even if it puts a chance for bussy at risk!
Bruh
Disclaimer: Driver is a Servant with A+ rank Riding skill. Do not attempt.
Sober drivers commit too many accidents
Bruh your gen really so soft y’all putting disclaimers after your own jokes??
@@CoercedJab I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that, so I guess I'll just explain the joke.
It's a reckless declaration of wishing to ride with an instinct-driven, lovable dope, while placing a disclaimer to ride responsibly out of a sense of irony, because bussy ain't worth a ticket!
Took a bit to collect my thoughts, because while I suppose I'm technically a millennial, I don't give stock to that and just go about my day. And I hope you have a good one.
Whoever said "stop motion is dead" has obviously never seen to this channel. Thanks for the awesome video!
Your series has gotten better and better over time.
Astolfo's lines are always gold.
Yeah
Hippo's lines are always B A S E D
@@shred1894 Who was the blonde with boobs in the video lol
Astolfo saying "Hello" is definitely a must in each episode he's in, no cap 🧢
This channel is the gift that keeps on giving
That cop is the luckiest man in the pantsahatverse
Pantsahat: *Posts a video*
Us: "A blessing from the Lord!"
2:07 I wish Astolfo had been my math teacher in highschool I would have totally paid more attention 😭
I thought that said “maid teacher”
Always a treat to see your vids pop up in my feed
dude ur vids are literal treasure on the internet I am thankful
Astolfo always knows how to pick up the chicks and men
for a while, he was with Master after all. that has to count for something
i always want to click on a video and have astolfo yell “hello!” at me.
The VA for Astolfo is undeniably perfect
okay holy shit dude the facial animation transitions were super fucking smooth!!!
Never thought hearing the sound of a femboy saying "hello" would make my day today.
@3:31 wait a sec..
Astolfo's howl was just too much. This is the best youtube channel
I like how the main character of these, got slowly put in the back ground as a Lego man, then kind of became master chief, then stop appearing all together
3:00 OMG IT'S EASY PETE
It's always a good day when one of these is uploaded
2:19 I fully expected them not to be there, and had fallen out when she looked back
I love this channel so much.
These are really well animated and are just getting better
Holy sh*t, seeing that rescue hero cop just unlocked a whole bunch of memories! I have bins full of rescue hero’s at my parents’ house
I like how "Smug Cat-Girlfriend" now turned so Shy and give off Beta energy.
The break-up hit her hard.
But at lest the Cop made and honest woman out of her.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven or she's about to take everything of value in the devorce...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Ah I see, playing the long con.
Talk about a GigaChads move.
This is some pretty high quality stop motion stuff and I love it, always have since I found these videos
I swear this guy's work just keeps getting better, you have earned a like from me. Keep up the good work.
Man I needed a good laugh after the week I've been having good to see daddy Astolfo
The bits of plot continuinity in the channel is what i love aside from the fluid animation, and this delivered
This channel is such a fun gold mine
These are getting much higher in quality compared to your early work, I love it!
0:13 Dawg that ain't a living room, that's a 'lived-in' room fym 💀
When pantsahat uploads its always a good day
You never fail to make me laugh
Every time another one of these brilliant episodes grace my screen ik my day is boutta be fantastic. Thanks bruh 😩
0:55 hippo chuckling at the end of his line is just too cute. Another great video!