OH SHIT I just realized that the Lego man commenting about how streaming is harder that you think was a setup for the reveal that he was the e-girl that walter gave all his money to. Quality details like that are why I love this channel.
1:53 is noone going to talk about how Astolfo is cooking meth in master chiefs house? Chief wasn't kidding when he said he was gonna go to the life of crime over a ticket
@@roberto8442 If you played Halo 3, there's one cutscene at the final level(I think?), in which they're flying overhead and it looks like the Pelican they're in is like a plastic toy with a painted background for the landscape.
I'm more surprised they print MonMusu that small in their universe. But I guess this is a world with sentient talking Bionicles and plush animals, so they got to accommodate everyone.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 i like there fried pickles. But I don't think I ever go back. Not because of the food is bad and I really don't care for the sports bar atmosphere. But that only times I been there was with my ex we are both bi and she wanted to go. I broke up with her after the cops raided our house and I found out she was into cp. Never going there again.
I think the reason his voice keeps changing is because of the idea that anyone could be under the helmet. We're all Chief. Especially in this scenario.
Is he though? He was bought up on a lifestyle of constant military training and genetic and cybernetic modification. Are Spartan-IIs even capable of being attracted to anyone?
@@ShawndaPrawn Maria-062 retired and to start a family of her own, Fred has made multiple sexual jokes and Kelly and Linda are bad asf so they prolly have an OF or something
@Human Disease Lina and the Chief also had a childhood cursh during the early indoctrination days, but didn't develop further than that. They prolly fucked on the down low tho
"Jessie, what happened to his hair?" "What happened to yours?" "I got cancer. Stage 3." "Oh. I hope you make it to Stage 4!" *"I WILL LIQUIFY YOU, AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS!"*
My life is a lie- Astolfos got short black hair- Master chief is Jessie now, has a new voice, and has a Gucci personality- Lego guy is an E Girl- Master chief and Astolfo really are a couple now
Talking LEGO, Walter white, femboy chief, a gangsta Tahu, and a talking hippo. Out of all of these amazing videos, Astolfo with short black hair is the most cursed thing I have seen :0.
Развлечения
"I'm 100% straight!"
"You have a boyfriend."
"Besides that!"
LMFAO
Dudes heterosexuality is as consistent as halo 5s Story
When I heard that line I cried
Yeah, he gey
@@ithraldharzul6887 Yes, true, but this is all part of a joke. Relax, it's just for fun.
same tho
This is the moment Walter White became the Breaking Bad.
E
E
E
E
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“I’m straight man!”
“Jesse you have a boyfriend!”
“I mean besides that”
" bruh..."
I count the helmet as a hat
I would give your comment a like but seeing it at 666 is just too perfect and I don’t want to be the monster that ruins that
This is something you'd hear on game grumps
Relatable
Gucci ISN'T A Personality!
Yo you cant attack an entire culture like that man
gucci aint a fucking culture either
@@Its_Me_Romano its a culture, just a really shitty one (like all the other cultures)
Yo you can't just attack an entire culture like that man*
Dope Mr Withe
@@yolo748 it just works
"Jessie i'm a Scientist, girls don't exist"
That killed me
Trie 😂😂
its true tho
Girls exist
lmao
@@tylerclark5306 umm, check your facts smh my head
Astolfo looks like a generic anime protagonist
like Kirito....
-in hentai.
Hanime*
Isekai anime protagonist
Maybe in every boku no pico episode
OH SHIT I just realized that the Lego man commenting about how streaming is harder that you think was a setup for the reveal that he was the e-girl that walter gave all his money to. Quality details like that are why I love this channel.
That hella Jeff profile pic bro
Also notice that when he said streamer he did not use any gender pronouns.
He was a streamer before already
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, MAN.
I saw it coming a mile away. I don’t need to get out more, I’ve seen too much.
My theory is that the creator used the Master Chief figure so you can justify Astolfo saying "master" all the time without being weird.
And i love it
Where is Chief? He never reappeared in the series
Brilliant
That was one of my first thoughts too. Literally just an excuse to have him call someone master.
@@vhsninjaccoon7705 Master Chief appears every time
@@rafaelandion1904 Guessing they just lost the voice actor for him? That's why he doesn't talk.
Astolfo: "Fine, I guess you are my little Heisenberg. Come here."
How has this meme not died
@@LucyWest370 it's not 1 week old yet
@@phillipanselmo8540 I thought silentmanjoe executed it two days ago
@@LucyWest370 it doesn't die easly
@@LucyWest370 two days ago was when it started
Oh no, what have you done to my boy... Chief why.
He became a Chad Fuckboy..
It's ok he's just styling some fresh drip the armor is out at the cleaners
He did so a new halo game that isn’t shit and has a good story
@@syedsyclone6827 chadster fuckchief
@@zealotking67 Yeah, because Astolfo painted it pink in the other episode.
Why is Astolfo the wholesome one in a all these skits? He’s always affirming and comforting Chief
Sure, the wholesome one
Because that's his actual canon personality. The "bend over" memes are just memes.
@@corryjamieson3909 the holesome one.
@@michaelbread5906 hehe…nice
"I've cancer, stage 3"
"OH, I hope you get to stage 4"
Wholesome
1:53 is noone going to talk about how Astolfo is cooking meth in master chiefs house? Chief wasn't kidding when he said he was gonna go to the life of crime over a ticket
"Yo yo yo I thought I locked you in the bathroom man!"
Chief's voice not being consistent is actually a reference to the inconsistencies of Halo's art style
Lol
It was consistent till Halo 4 ....
A piece of plastic floating with a painting in the background. Halo 3.
@@roberto8442 If you played Halo 3, there's one cutscene at the final level(I think?), in which they're flying overhead and it looks like the Pelican they're in is like a plastic toy with a painted background for the landscape.
@@kanseidorifto2430 noice
Am I the only one concerned that lego man is now a billionaire?
At least he can afford McDonald now
The M8 can even afford that ketchup packet too.
He can afford like 14 weeks of rent.
@@LedosKell el chavo?
@@LastBastion ya
I love how in literally every Walter White parody the first word he says is "Jesse..."
"I'm 100% straight" "what about your boyfriend" "besides that"
“Xbox live gamers don’t lie”
They never cap
@@turtle2554 They don't miss
“The only men I’ve faced, are on the battlefield!”
“Hello~”
*ASTOLFO’S ASS APPEARS*
It’s not facing if your behind the astolfo
Asstolfo
Asstolfo appears
Asstolfo
I’ve become as straight as a snake noodle
"You don't need to follow trends to be cool. You were always cool."
Everyman needs a boyfriend like Astolfo to support him.
As someone who’s never seen a single episode of Breaking Bad, this comes across like a Rick and Morty bit where Morty is confident as hell.
Update: I’ve now seen all of Breaking Bad and this is accurate af
Appreciate.
Appreciated
"Gucci isn't a personality."
If I had money I'd be offended
“”Gucci isn’t a personality”
If I had money I’d be offended”
If I had offended I’d be money.
Rip everyone frantically buying Gucci
if i had gucci id have enough money to be offended
"I'M A BOOMER JESSIE, I HATE MY WIFE."
I'm done.
Just like my father
Jesse*
Best line of the whole skit tbh
Yet in reality just as biased and ignorant as a “boomer” claiming that millennials all hate their life lol
Jesse*
The Lego man is a man of culture for reading that manga
The fact that every single episode Chef has a different voice kills me
Monster Musume?
I see Lego man is still strong with the culture heh
I'm more surprised they print MonMusu that small in their universe. But I guess this is a world with sentient talking Bionicles and plush animals, so they got to accommodate everyone.
Great manga
@@PanzerMan332 hah true
yeah thats what i thought
Always has been
*"ITS LIKE A FEMBOY HOOTERS WITHOUT FEMBOYS"*
...No,no he has a point
Hooters stock is down the shitter. Those wings a s s.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 i like there fried pickles.
But I don't think I ever go back. Not because of the food is bad and I really don't care for the sports bar atmosphere. But that only times I been there was with my ex we are both bi and she wanted to go.
I broke up with her after the cops raided our house and I found out she was into cp.
Never going there again.
@@shy8054 They had us in the first half ngl.
@@shy8054, Damn, shit really be like that.
@@shy8054 what’s CP??
"I hope you get to stage 4!" 😂😅😂😅 IM DED
2:01 im dead bro
"it's me... I'm the e-girl"
The delivery of this line absolutely sent me
50th like
It was amazing
“Im a boomer i hate my wife” was even better
"I miscalculated"
*dies*
@@mrblazeapound7856 it
Everyone stop bullying chief about his voice. He's going through puberty.
Beat me to it
Puberty hit him like a brick, and it flew pretty good!
Puberty in his late 40s nice
He is going through his closet.
I think the reason his voice keeps changing is because of the idea that anyone could be under the helmet. We're all Chief. Especially in this scenario.
“I haven’t met something difficult my abs couldn’t handle”
Yeah that’s basically master chief
I can see this as a 1 off rick and morty skit, and Rick saying that he wants to be femboy.
Doesn't matter if the lego dude is the e-girl as long as the thiccness exists in our hearts
Wise words
Yes very wise
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Smart quote from other episode
WISE YOU ARE
This series are just everyone trying to ruin Masterchief's heterosexuality
Is he though? He was bought up on a lifestyle of constant military training and genetic and cybernetic modification. Are Spartan-IIs even capable of being attracted to anyone?
after his arc ends it better become about ruining DoomSlayer's heterosexuality
@@ShawndaPrawn Maria-062 retired and to start a family of her own, Fred has made multiple sexual jokes and Kelly and Linda are bad asf so they prolly have an OF or something
@@ShawndaPrawn his only emotional connection to anyone strong enough to warrant a relationship is cortana so there's that.
@Human Disease Lina and the Chief also had a childhood cursh during the early indoctrination days, but didn't develop further than that. They prolly fucked on the down low tho
1:44 LMAO
“It’s Johnny 117 check the pecs.” *gestures to abs*
"You have a boyfriend"
"Ye but besides that"
"Bruh"
And that's why the hippo is my spirit animal
Hippo is one the greatest character in this show
For years, nobody told me hippo can say the philosophical word "Bruh"
Yes, im keeping him at my bathroom
Master Chef just strait up admitting that Astolfo is his boyfriend
The man either has taste, or stockholm syndrome.
No HIPPO IS
I mean who wouldn't?
@@Umbra_Ursus bruh liking femboys is a low tier taste, tomboys in the other hand...
This is what I call character development
The way he said: "I'm a boomer Jesse I hate my wife!"
Dude I can't stop laughting.
Take a shot every time Walter says “Jesse”
"Jessie, what happened to his hair?"
"What happened to yours?"
"I have cancer, stage 3."
Dark humor, gotta love it.
"Hope you get to stage 4"
"Hope you get to stage 4!"
*I WILL LIQUIFY YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS*
10/10 Dark humor
I know i shouldn't laugh but that was so unexpected
@@tadicahya6439 no laugh it funny and these characters are not real
So messed up
Master Chief’s voice changes get me every time lol
His voice is between Jesse and The Situation now. also this world's economy seems to revolve around camming, femboy hooters, and fast food.
@@RegularGiraffe don't forget GameStop store credit
this was awesome but i need that deep master chief voice like previously
@@babybeel3472 thats jessy fromBreaking bad , he is wearing the master chief helmet because he doesnt have a "Jessy" figurine
@@skyline8581 or maybe Jesse is a Halo fanboy. Explains the helm
Lego man: Being a streamer is actually more difficult than you may think.
Also Lego man: *Does bathtub streams.*
2:37 my drink came out my nose
Wait, if girls don't exist, then who's Walter's wife?
Maybe she was also LEGO Guy?
Maybe its a femboy too
Was thinking the same thing.
The Anime Police Girl. She has a big nightstick.
Wives aren't girls. - Al Bundy, Married With Children
This was the moment that Walter broke his back.
0:58 it was this moment that Walters face was destroyed
@@GBNBab scp 173 has breached containment last spotted in “[REDACTED] bad”
The moment Walter white became Heisenberg
“It’s me... I’m the e-girl. You gave all your money to a dude”
“I miscalculated...” *dies*
This is my new favorite channel on RUclips, I swear
Lmao
2:55
FUCK
God I just spat my drink all over my screen!
I did NOT see that coming! Why is this so funny?!
Short black haired Astolfo looks kinda fresh doe
Man its weird who you find in the comments.
The freshest
What the heck rata watches more quality content than I thought
Im sorry but I am not a homosexual. I enjoy only real buff men.
Damn cannon girl is here. Next video when?
“Jesse, you have a boyfriend”
“Yo yo yo, *besides* that”
Bruh
That like couple frames on the face before "I HOPE YOU MAKE IT TO STAGE 4" is going to carry me through the next twelve hours, thank you
Lego Man is the E-girl. You can't see such plot twist in most Hollywood movies.
"I hope you get to stage 4."
Holy shit that's dark. And clever.
Dude I nearly died laughing.
I like how there was a few milliseconds of a sad music before he said that.
Post-Awareness confusions
“I WILL LIQUIFY YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS!” Walter was fucking pissed.
@@MechWarrior894 Understandably.
“It’s me, I’m the e-girl.”
What a twist.
It’s one of the top 10 twist of anime of all time!
Chief literally said “I’m a man’s man dude.”
He wasn’t lying about that.
"Jessie, what's happen to his hair?"
"What's happen to yours?"
"I have cancer. Stage 3"
"I hope you make to stage 4"
OMG....
"You changed your whole personality!"
" *DUDE I'VE ALWAYS WORN GUCCI* "
Gucci isn't a personality.
It is now a personality
@@loucypher1060 BRO! You can't just attack an entire culture like that, not cool man!
@@magmat0585 you don't have to follow trends to be cool.
No, he changed his personality to be more manly because what's manlier than two men.
“this is like a femboy hooters without any femboys”
-Walter White
“Nobody would go there, Jesse”
Closeted homosexual
"it's me, I'm the hooters"
Top 10 anime plot twist
“I hope you get to stage four” 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I have a plan Jesse"
**DUTCH BREATHING AGRESSIVLY**
WELCOME TO SAUCE OR LOSS WITH VAN DER LINDE GANG
Also: Manly women are strong women, John.
@@Hydrauliskk TIME TO GO BACK TO THE GAYYY ZONEEEEE
I have a *PLAN* Arthur
"I just need 2 million im tax payer dollars"
ARTHUR WE NEED MONEH
"My wife, Jesse she took the kids." - Walter White
And I'm getting to stage 5
"I'm keeping all the money."
Astolfo would be the best E-Girl.
The lego man is a cultured man he knows how to read the good stuff
Walter White when he gives the e-girl 4.5 million dollars: "Say my name."
Billion*
With a 🅱️
"Your cuteness is giving me an identity crisis, quick, look even more like a boy"
LogIC
He’s a man’s man after all, man.
Rewatching this after becoming a Breaking Bad stan is a trip.
"I will liquefy you and put in the desert with the other"
Got me their
Legoman being the e girl has got to be the greatest plot twist of all time.
Also rip Astolofo’s hair 😭😭😭
F😔
Press F to pay respect.
Pink turned me on. Now I'm sad.
I liked her hair this way it was
@@GolfWang48 his...
Master Chief ain't even denying his relationship with Astolfo any more.
I love the storyline and how it continues through the videos, great work man!
when walter said i have a plan it made me think of dutch van der linde
"Have some god damn faith and put on the maid outfit Arthur!"
"Jesse I'm a Scientist, Girls don't Exist."
Yeah seems legit.
Humans only exist because the Chads found a way to impregnate femboy buttholes
he wasn't wrong
the e girl wasn't a girl
therefore, they don't exist
"Jesse you have a boyfriend"
"Yoyoyoyo besides that"
Aww, Chief is finally starting to admit he likes Astolfo :)
Wholesome anime :)
“Yoyoyoyo I thought I locked you in the bathroom”
Wholesome shit lol
pog
I mean he does clap dem cheeks
He is not bruh. He literally beats the shit out of him
2:48 just going to let y’all put that on replay
This was the most entertaining thing ive seen all week. Iwas at the edge of my seat so many twist and turns.
"I'm a boomer jesse, i hate my wife"
"I have cancer. Stage 3"
"Oh...I hope you get to stage 4!"
"I will liquify you"
That part killed me
This is by far my favorite video of yours, the "i've miscalculated" kills me everytime.
I love how cheifs voice changes nearly every single episode lmao
When the Lego dude says being a streamer is hard he's talking from experience.
Nice detail.
Oh God the foreshadowing
"Jessie, what happened to his hair?"
"What happened to yours?"
"I got cancer. Stage 3."
"Oh. I hope you make it to Stage 4!"
*"I WILL LIQUIFY YOU, AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS!"*
I cried when he said stage 4
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@@i.jackson1379 I had that on volume 3 on my phone. It immediately shot up to sounding like volume 10.
🤣🤣
I love how concerned he is about Astolfos hair.
The Hippo saying "Bruh" is literally the most funniest thing I've seen in 2022.
1:45 HIS BRUH HAD ME DYING 💀😂😂
>Gives Astolfo black short hair.
Me: Oh no...
Also Me: Ohhh Yessss...
Ah hell nah i am outta here
@@kastle8808 that makes two of us
My life is a lie-
Astolfos got short black hair-
Master chief is Jessie now, has a new voice, and has a Gucci personality-
Lego guy is an E Girl-
Master chief and Astolfo really are a couple now
Atleast the Hippo is keeping it real.
But Master Chief and Astolfo we're couple since always
No he's jhony 117 check the peck
I liked the couple
And the Hippo’s the only one who’s never changed
The hippo gets me every time bruhhhh
When I first watched this, I hadn't watched Breaking Bad. I have now, and I could never have realised just how *accurate* this video is.
Love that chief fully acknowledges Astolfo as his fem-boyfriend
I mean it’s not like he has a choice. Chief’s getting sexually assaulted also it helps pays rent
That’s not chief, it’s Jesse
“Yo yo yo besides that?” - Master Drip
Excuse me, his name is Johnny-117-Check-The-Pecs.
LMAO this line got me too
bro just summerized breaking bad in a 3 minute video
if you simp for astolfo then its simping good
The way he says "Jessie!" each time sounds like Rick saying "Morty!"
Morty, we need to become femboys
I was thinking the same thing
Breaking bad is an alternate universe where Rick is Walter and Morty is Jessie
@@bruhmoment-sp6zt Oh Jeez.
I was thinking the same thing lol
It really seems like it could be a Rick and morty episode
"Girls don't exist"
"What about the e-girl?"
WHITE.EXE stopped working
Ngl i miss master chief. Hes too iconic here :')
"GUCCI ISN'T AN IDENTITY"
"BRO! YOU CAN'T JUST ATTACK AN ENTIRE CULTURE LIKE THAT!"
Talking LEGO, Walter white, femboy chief, a gangsta Tahu, and a talking hippo. Out of all of these amazing videos, Astolfo with short black hair is the most cursed thing I have seen :0.
Odd thing is that people seem to like it as well
Blessed I think you mean.
I like it
When we most needed him he came back
Walter white and Astolfo are on head level with Chief, meaning they're both like 7 feet tall.
Walter white's dialogue slowly becomes ricks but it's Jesse instead of morty.