Now this is a story, all about how I got on last place and my life got upside down, so I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you how I became the salty prince of a town called Mario Kart 8.
0:04 STARING. TOAD MARIO MIKE MYERS HORATIO SANS DONGLYLONG ANEE FRANK AND NEWCOMERS TECHWORKS JOBEL PUZZLE ROOM LOOGE HORATIO SANS (COMIC EDITION) PINK BLUE VINNY AND jon
umm,hey Vinny i have 2 theories on why you lose all the time:1:everyone's a d*ck to you.2:for some reason you are an item MAGNET....but not in a GOOD way because it attracts attacs.
Is it normal for him to be this bad at the game? I'm not expecting him to be TWD98, NMeade, or Mankalor, but...! "Just the middle of this level is the death zone!" -Vinny inadvertently describing what World War I was like. "R.I.P. Binyot 1985-2017" Go to 7:34 to see a JOISEY Italian(?) dude do a bad Hank Hill impression...needs more propane.
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I just realized something: Vinny is the Sponge of Mario Kart. He soaks up all the failure so everyone else can succeed.
SamTheMarioMan maybe vinny was the failures we made along the way
Rtf 1qwsxxx. Derre. Zر
that’s deep tbh
No, it's what he gets for being a Nintendo Fan boi
Christ. Whenever Vinny plays Mario Kart he makes it look like Dark Souls.
His bad luck is unrivaled.
What do you mean "look like" Dark Souls, IT IS Dark Souls.
Dark Souls kart?
Kart Souls
And now they announce Bloodborne Kart
5:16 I almost felt bad for Vinny there, but that the timing of that steal was too good.
He sound like he's going crazy after it
*ZOOM*
"eh, take the last coin!"
3:25 I love it when the chat makes Jojokes and they fly right over Binyot's head.
italian food is supposed to be spicy... not salty
11:58
Y A H A H A
5:38
N O C O I N
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Sosig coin is dead
no coin
in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it
i just realized i had in the selection "vinny darkest depression"
best way to symbolize his stream of mario kart in his hindsight
That sneaky snatch at 5:15 makes me lose it every time.
As soon as it zoomed in on "9th" I knew the triple mushrooms were coming. Vinny is a siren song for them triple mushrooms.
I mean, his name IS Vinny "Three Shroom" Vinesauce
Going frame by frame on some of these shots just bewilders me. It's like the shells are magnetic. All of them came without warning too.
_Note: This salt does not contain iodide, a necessary nutrient._
6:16 That "Nope" wasn't supposed to be there... wtf happened.
Nah. i was intending to put it at (5:16). not sure how it moved 1 minute ahead.
Bamboo Gamer It just Noped at you.
Was that Vinny? It sounded pretty genuine XD
I mean. It still works.
3:10 VINE STOLE THE SHINE
Absolutely magical.
11:44
That was the day I swiggited that swooty.
Jstar269 congradulaes
12:38 - 12:55 Vinny was about to take third. A Tomodachi resident of Vineland Island, back from the dead, stole his glory.
Nunof Yerbizness
Revenge for kicking him off the island solely for being a meme.
7:47 the subtitles are freaking confused.
7:20 "This game is a cool mistress"
"[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]"
My favorite error was "the thing you give me the bullet, Phil. Pull up Phil. Phil - Phil pull it though. Bullet pill bullet Phil pull it though"
14:25 “Has the Les Enfants Terribles really come this far!?”
-Colonel 2008
I can't believe Vinny fucking died
I think everyone purposefully tries to ruin vinny's day
would people really do that
go on the internet and just try to hit the streamer
@@mrwri
Well that is the objective of the game: Get the highest placement possible while preventing others for getting a higher placement.
@@mrwri Frankly yeah. People do it
Now this is a story, all about how I got on last place and my life got upside down, so I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you how I became the salty prince of a town called Mario Kart 8.
sit down,calm down and relive your life from sperm to adult
Your meter is off
6:15 It felt so good to hit Vinny in that moment. Thanks for including my clip! ;)
I knew he was stream sniped
When you played online battle mode, it just like a World War 2
Watching these videos after listening to a not insignificant amount of Red Vox feels like phasing into an alternate reality
portable salt 12th
"God was adorable" 😂
1:22. The tone on Vinny's voice is priceless. So hilarious!
10:09. The salt is at its maximum height here. The decline begins!
This episode is brought to you by the numbers 9 and 11, Vinny's favorite places.
The best part of the Mario Kart stream was when Vinny got 3 Mushrooms like 7-8 times in a row.
I honestly can't tell if he's just bad or if he genuinely has luck that fucking terrible
13:10 I wasn't prepared for that. I'm dying XD
Go to 7:46
turn the speed down to 0.25
watch as vinny gets bonked by fucking nothing
COOL FUCKING GAME
it's wario. he always cheat.
Lol, it's the collision of the shells. It is desync from its actual visual position. It happens sometimes.
0:04
STARING.
TOAD
MARIO
MIKE MYERS
HORATIO SANS
DONGLYLONG
ANEE FRANK
AND NEWCOMERS
TECHWORKS
JOBEL
PUZZLE ROOM
LOOGE
HORATIO SANS (COMIC EDITION)
PINK BLUE VINNY
AND jon
That's some deluxe salt right here
16:08
They had a boo active
This game needs Koroks... *y a h a h a*
Y̵̢̛̝͕͕̥̪̤͈͕̘̝̬̘̆̋͑̅̃̂a̵͍̣̤̺̩͖̞͈̜̻͎̬̻͆̃̇̾̋̔̿̈̚̚̚͝ͅ ̶̢̻̩͔͙̦͈̹̟̦͍̙̼͍̜̎͋̅͛̍̒́͋̊͑̇͆ḧ̵̡͇͚̫̟͎́͌̃̋͛͂̐͑̈͑͜͝͝͠a̶̪̣̝̜̤̟͂̌̀́͊̄͂̂͑͌ ̵͕̬̑̀͌ĥ̵̢̠̦̠̲a̶̢̧̖̤͙̦̬̼̺̞̜̳̥̳̅̂̂̃͆̽͘
Now this is *SALT RACING*
Vinny getting booty-blasted from 2nd to 10th never gets old
I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN YEARS
R.I.P
Binyot
1985-2017
These will never not be funny.
according to this video if you don't know what you get hit by it's usually because it was a green shell you threw at yourself :^) 4:54
STANDO
Cant be a Weeb Cause half Japanese
REVEAL YOUR SUTANDO
*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE* ?!!!!!!!
is it horrible that i enjoy vinnny salt? there is nothing quite like it well except joel salt but that rarely happens.
I think everybody enjoy vinny's salt tbh.
the floating crown was someone that used a boo if anyone was curious
git me out ov gay baby jail *pls*
ARe you KiddING ME WHO THREW THAT?!?!!
Being Vinny is to be pain
Being a sponge fucking sucks😂😂
🅱ario 🅱art
🅱inny 🅱et 🅱alty 🅱t 🅱ario 🅱art 8 🅱eluxe
ate salt & vinegar chips while watching.
no regrets.
2:22 did Vinny just say that he needs to get out of gay baby jail?
10:26 wryyyyyyyyy
3:00 Literally the moment this popped up, my internet went out.
2:48 I believe he's saying "oh no, what have i done?" in a Mr. Bean accent or something like that.
8:06 You're welcome
SUTANDO POWAH
*sees rhythm heaven profile picture*
*instantly subscribes*
Staten island steamer who's Italian and is very loud. Love it
all these years of watching vinny and i can't remember where the scream around 9:38 is from help pls
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At 1:36:16
Bamboo Gamer bless your soul
uhhh the floating crown is the result of the boo item
Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.
The intro reminded me of a YTP
R.I.P BINYOT
5:16 *Y O I N K*
in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it
Pipe = destroyable poston = INDESTRUCTABLE
The thwomp intro fucking killed me.
I liked the Don Pardo impression very much.
I want to see happy vinny
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe Salt
Vinny should just get'n th'bucket.
W H Y D I D N ' T Y O U B E L I E V E M E OH WHY ?
I heard a Michael Rosin "Noice" in there. ;)
Salty the 12th Deluxe: The revenge
*THREE MUSHROOMS*
Net one should be: "The legend of Vinny Three Shrooms: SKUNT"
Oh, so this doesn't just happen to me. The game is just fuck, makes me feel somewhat better :)
1:11 Vinny said oof
Vinny and joel should do a video together one day
"Mr. Dink 5th place"
11:51 *Yahaha!*
The floating crown was because the player used a Boo.
Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.
this seems familiar
MarioSALT 8 delux edition
Deluxe Salt
15:09
*b u l l e t b i l l*
Bruno dies, Narancia dies, Abbacchio dies, Everyone in part 6 dies, Gyro dies, Johnny dies.
3:35 SUTANDO POWAH!
Alternative title: Stream Snipe 8 Deluxe
It just looks like normal Mario Kart to me.
"I bet that fake b-🅱inny will do better than me"
this hurts me
Watching this made me salty
Where is sponge when you need him?
poor binyot
umm,hey Vinny i have 2 theories on why you lose all the time:1:everyone's a d*ck to you.2:for some reason you are an item MAGNET....but not in a GOOD way because it attracts attacs.
#2 is DEFINITIVLY(sorry 4 mispelling)Worst luck ever given to a mario kart 8 player.
2:23 lmao
Vin needs to fix his mic delay
Is it normal for him to be this bad at the game? I'm not expecting him to be TWD98, NMeade, or Mankalor, but...!
"Just the middle of this level is the death zone!" -Vinny inadvertently describing what World War I was like.
"R.I.P. Binyot 1985-2017"
Go to 7:34 to see a JOISEY Italian(?) dude do a bad Hank Hill impression...needs more propane.
To be fair to Vin, this is like a 3-5 hour (i'd imagine) stream edited down to JUST the salty bits. Of course his play is gonna look pretty bad haha.
N O C O I N
9:38
What's the source of this voobo scream?
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At 1:36:16
Holy crap, that was a quick reply, thanks!
No ploblem.