Busboy hooked up with girlfriend's mom | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @randomdude6572
    @randomdude6572 Год назад +3749

    Stav could've been a generational talent as a detective that actually solves crimes but he's blessed us with crowdwork instead. Thanks King.

    • @kylepederson9420
      @kylepederson9420 Год назад +38

      He even resembles Det. Sipowicz.

    • @diggins1989
      @diggins1989 Год назад +14

      ​@@kylepederson9420 Jay landsman. B'more

    • @Adam-yo3bt
      @Adam-yo3bt Год назад +17

      He's gonna figure out who the hamburgelar really is

    • @Gramps935
      @Gramps935 Год назад +13

      That sounds like the plot of a good comedy movie. Stav the comic solves crime with his crowd work skills. Someone call Jeb Apatow!

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu Год назад +5

      Dennis Franz from NYPD BLUE

  • @GoochWeeble
    @GoochWeeble Год назад +1132

    "I'm not gay, I'm just poor." Same my guy, same.

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate Год назад +49

      One is the solution for the other I've heard

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад

      For the record, I'm gay. And my dick is small.

    • @Velazquez283
      @Velazquez283 Год назад +51

      ​@@KidCorporate 20$ is 20$

    • @LionelSJohnson
      @LionelSJohnson Год назад +20

      Everyone knows it's not gay if you need the money.

    • @chrisb5278
      @chrisb5278 Год назад +4

      20 bucks is 20 bucks brah

  • @mjwbulich
    @mjwbulich Год назад +2537

    Give the guy some credit. If you're a busboy banging the hostess you are technically fighting above your weight class.

    • @BigDraco__1
      @BigDraco__1 Год назад +35

      Lmaoooooo golden comment

    • @gustywinds4871
      @gustywinds4871 Год назад +9

      Very true!

    • @JackCarsonite
      @JackCarsonite Год назад +36

      And the front desk!

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace Год назад

      If you want to get pussy in the restaurant game become a line cook

    • @chesnut-3918
      @chesnut-3918 Год назад +56

      dude probably had to fight off the whole line

  • @nnamerz
    @nnamerz Год назад +834

    His crowd work skills are phenomenal! And I love how he handled that guy blurting out a question. He did it in such an elegant way that showed appreciation for the guy's question, but also letting others not to do the same....all with a light sprinkling of humour to keep the flow going.

    • @knwr
      @knwr Год назад +125

      It was a girl

    • @kman1893
      @kman1893 Год назад +63

      @@knwr it was adam friedland

    • @jennifermendoza5059
      @jennifermendoza5059 Год назад +3

      @@knwr I was going to say the same lol😅

    • @lon9047
      @lon9047 Год назад +1

      @@knwrHow dare you assume the gender of this heckler. They could identify as a male and that would be a crime my friend

    • @mj2208
      @mj2208 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lon9047y’all have one fucking joke

  • @sherlockazulu
    @sherlockazulu Год назад +148

    Stav's the best finding the most interesting people in his audience.

  • @sherlockazulu
    @sherlockazulu Год назад +610

    50% is an F but in baseball it's a record setting season.

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich Год назад +128

      50% with a girlfriend or a regular hookup is bad. 50% with random one night stands is decent. You don't know what they like. They're not comfortable telling you what to do. You're both drunk.

    • @VitaKet
      @VitaKet Год назад +5

      @@mjwbulich Facts.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад

      Pretty sure he's lying about that one because there are people around. 50%'s a tough nut to bust. At least with women.
      A good safe move is to make sure she busts first through oral. A bit formulaic, but you get the job done. A lot of girls care about it less than men do, though. Biologically they're wired to be a little tougher to get to that point so that someone's always left wanting more. And on average men crave sex more during the day while women do at night. So we're just always at cross-purposes. Makes the kids keep a-flowin'

    • @37thousand
      @37thousand Год назад +19

      Man’s shooting 50% from 3 🔥🤘

    • @greencontact
      @greencontact Год назад +27

      @@mjwbulich what most women say its more like 0% with most of the guys. So 50% is pretty good.

  • @JesseHallock
    @JesseHallock Год назад +195

    “Wizards Jordan Years” almost actually killed me… I choked on my dinner and couldn’t breathe for a couple seconds luckily went down the throat. God damn it Stav! 🤣

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад +2

      Lol do not eat while watching

    • @tradtke101
      @tradtke101 Год назад +1

      I was literally thinking "wizards Jordan" and then he said it. Im dead

  • @Jparker941
    @Jparker941 Год назад +111

    Stavvy looking over his glasses is undefeated

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад

      Old fat disapproving Greek man internalized

  • @-dystopic-
    @-dystopic- Год назад +461

    Stavvy’s crowd work really is unparalleled! Man’s a genius when it comes to making peoples stories funny!

    • @talkingmudcrab718
      @talkingmudcrab718 Год назад +16

      Yeah. For a while I thought it was lazy and I think a lot of comics that lean on it are, but Stavros really is the master of quick reaction to people's mundane stories.

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 Год назад +9

      ​@@talkingmudcrab718he has a way of picking people apart and calling them on shit while being fucking hilarious

    • @wafflcoptr
      @wafflcoptr Год назад +3

      I mean all he does is repeat what they said for everyone else to hear and then laughs lol. The story itself is what's funny.

    • @ivanruiz2218
      @ivanruiz2218 Год назад

      Oh yeah that's a good way to put it. making people's stories funny. I like that.

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад

      That's the bmo in him

  • @weirdkd54
    @weirdkd54 Год назад +68

    I swear stavros makes everyone sign a questionnaire when they buy tickets to his show.

  • @astrotrain3332
    @astrotrain3332 Год назад +26

    I wish I had 10% of the easy-to-converse-with-strangers ability that Stavros has. It's pretty amazing to witness, he hears a one sentence detail and then can immediately produce a hilarious reference.

  • @MrSnackpackable
    @MrSnackpackable Год назад +43

    "You caught her at her Wizards Jordan years" 😂 Stavvy is so good off the cuff

    • @MamboKing215
      @MamboKing215 4 месяца назад

      Jordan's Wizards years would've made more sense

  • @DM-jd7sz
    @DM-jd7sz Год назад +145

    Stav has such a down to earth approach, you don't see his innate ability to pry the floorboards up and quickly expose something dark.

    • @twotwentyseven72
      @twotwentyseven72 Год назад +3

      Villians! I ADMIT THE DEED!

    • @benjaminmichael5719
      @benjaminmichael5719 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think it's because he leaned into his "dirty scoundrel" aesthetic. He embodies that mindset of "that's fucked up! hell yeah!" Where, it's like he telegraphs to you and the audience that, society doesn't like where this conversation is going to go... but here, we're gonna giggle at it and maybe even give a little congratulations.

  • @jimc.goodfellas
    @jimc.goodfellas Год назад +92

    Can't underestimate Stavvy's ability to coax a great story out of some rando

    • @jrockoclock7088
      @jrockoclock7088 Год назад +3

      he came at that kid bad cop hard boiled style

  • @KelleyGreenEcstasy
    @KelleyGreenEcstasy Год назад +332

    Stavvy has forgotten how grungy it gets down with the poors.
    great job as always! loved to see more clips.

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад +36

      he's too busy eating the food to pay attention to the servers
      although there was that one time he made out with an older woman

  • @koreydevine7766
    @koreydevine7766 Год назад +29

    Give this boy his due. Masterful. His life story is already better than most.

  • @condelgizzlo1445
    @condelgizzlo1445 Год назад +193

    I swear i could watch his interactions with the crowd 24/7, i used to have shulz at number 1 when it comes to crowd jokes and interaction, but this guy is a beast

    • @johnlowell5833
      @johnlowell5833 Год назад +67

      Schulz is cool at first till you realize he just hovers on race and sex jokes for crowd work, Stavros is much quicker on his feet, and funnier too imo

    • @williamfaber1506
      @williamfaber1506 Год назад +24

      Schulz was asking about every race’s favorite restaurant in the town he was in. He gets to an Asian guy and goes “PetSmart?” Stav is on a completely other level

    • @Blessed.2.Teach.4God
      @Blessed.2.Teach.4God Год назад +40

      Not trying to sound like a tool, but Schulz is unbearable to me, seems so forced... Stavvy is way more real/authentic. Anyways cheers.

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK Год назад +9

      @@johnlowell5833 I just don't vibe with Schulz energy, it's too upfront and in your face.

    • @masterofallgoons
      @masterofallgoons Год назад +7

      ​@@Blessed.2.Teach.4God - Yeah, Schulz sucks.

  • @AlternateFropile
    @AlternateFropile Год назад +14

    "You're not realizing one of the most awesome stories of your life was a crime committed against you" 😅

  • @nicdundas
    @nicdundas Год назад +43

    My boi Stavros looking like a tablecloth at a FANCY French bistro

  • @GameKing-bh1jn
    @GameKing-bh1jn Год назад +272

    At this point im thoroughly convinced that you could be the messiah, invented the cure for cancer and found the secret to infinite youth and Stavvy would still roast the shit outta you

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад

      "This asshole invented the fountain of youth just so he could keep fucking 20 year olds"

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats Год назад +21

    Is amazing to see how much stav has improved he's so comfortable on stage and just kills it

  • @gabbygator1637
    @gabbygator1637 Год назад +6

    Really good crowd work. He really knows what questions to ask to draw out more, but also he never lost control of the situation. Used the person calling out questions to advance the crowd work and also immediately shut it down in a good way instead of a Hoffstedter way.

  • @TheOnlyTyson
    @TheOnlyTyson Год назад +43

    I was at this show just a few tables out of frame! Loved the show!

  • @danteshammer
    @danteshammer Год назад +52

    You will never find someone who can do crowd work like stavvy 🤣🤣

  • @dylanboron9986
    @dylanboron9986 Год назад +8

    This has gotta be one of the cleanest fits I’ve seen you wear🤌🏼👌🏼

  • @GillistheIllist
    @GillistheIllist Год назад +8

    This whole exchange is absolute gold

  • @jonrite4
    @jonrite4 Год назад +10

    "It was also a hotel" incredible

  • @S42069
    @S42069 Год назад +509

    When I was 19 I hooked up with a 42 year old, and she tried setting me up with her daughter afterward 😂😂😂

    • @davidradtke160
      @davidradtke160 Год назад +73

      I had a friend in college who kept trying to set me up with her mom.

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj Год назад +21

      Jerry Jerry Jerry lol

    • @cangel8563
      @cangel8563 Год назад +35

      @@davidradtke160 That's a weird ass request

    • @JonDundas10
      @JonDundas10 Год назад +7

      Maybe to keep you close lol

    • @BrandonRogers84
      @BrandonRogers84 Год назад

      53 was my hair stylist. I was 23 at the time after i fucked her she set me up with her daughter cause "her daughter deserves to get fucked like that😂" most awkward New Years ever...meeting the dad and the husband🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno Год назад +10

    @1:59 there's a separate Stavvy cackle from the audience while Stav is cackling 🤣

  • @jpsplat
    @jpsplat Год назад +9

    its been a long time (or ever) that I have heard that much laughter come out of an audience, holy shit

  • @DrMaddMoose
    @DrMaddMoose Год назад +8

    stav has a tom sawyer like talent to walk other people through doing his job for him and i love it

  • @domhyrule
    @domhyrule Год назад +12

    I love how he popped off learning it was the mom first

  • @markedgood
    @markedgood Год назад +4

    A cougar past her prime is “a Jordan in the wizards years!” Lol😂😂😂

  • @AshleyFromTX
    @AshleyFromTX Год назад +13

    The man knows how to ask those probing questions 😂😂😂

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui Год назад +9

    "The wizards Jordan years" 🤣

  • @Samtino20
    @Samtino20 Год назад +6

    the la Quinta joke was gold

  • @Zeta9966
    @Zeta9966 Год назад +9

    Jfc I was wondering when you’d post this clip. I was at this show and I was like “this is making it to yt”

  • @inbetweensets
    @inbetweensets Год назад +5

    this is a masterclass on being in the moment! to end it w/ MJ on the Wizards haha

  • @jameskolasa4389
    @jameskolasa4389 Год назад +43

    Ron Jeremy's son is going to be a legendary comedian someday 💯

  • @thehypoxic.450
    @thehypoxic.450 Год назад +26

    Love you Stavvy. Traveling 8 hours by train to see you in Chicago🙌🙌

    • @Navdeepsmom
      @Navdeepsmom Год назад +8

      If u ever need someone to talk to please reach out to someone else

    • @jemoeder9905
      @jemoeder9905 Год назад

      RUclips crowd is ruthless

    • @Chiefmucka
      @Chiefmucka Год назад

      ​@@jemoeder9905😅

  • @edcolby53
    @edcolby53 Год назад +12

    I think most people would be shocked to know how common this really is

  • @brapbrapbrapo
    @brapbrapbrapo Год назад +1

    Great find. Some people search for that needle in a haystack for months on end. This man continues to find them night after night. Hats off to you Mr. Stav

  • @D3Fanatic
    @D3Fanatic Год назад +3

    Stavros is the king of crowd work.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 11 месяцев назад

    This guy is like a comedy detective that gets the truth out with insults and laughter.

  • @thomasbobinski4127
    @thomasbobinski4127 Год назад +8

    I heard Stav was gonna be a lawyer and lemme tell you, he would've been a great criminal defense lawyer. Like OJ level good.

  • @herbhealsus
    @herbhealsus Год назад +1

    M getting real Patrice vibes right here. Never have I seen somone work a crowd so fucken well. Bravo Stavie baby

  • @mapleunix1
    @mapleunix1 Год назад

    I don't even watch or know much about basketball but the "you caught her in the Wizard's Jordan years" line is so funny 😂

  • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle
    @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle Год назад +3

    It should be "Busboy hooks up with MILF and dates daughter" lol

  • @highviewbarbell
    @highviewbarbell Год назад +147

    I immediately believed the story the moment he said they worked at the same restaurant. As a 17 year old busboy many years ago i did molly with a 40 year old raver girl, so

    • @andreranch6161
      @andreranch6161 Год назад

      Had a married 45 year old woman suck the MEAT off me when i worked at a restaurant

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад +31

      Restaurants are one of the places burnouts congregate. You can make a decent living with less than a high school no education. Fun as hell to work at too, other than the hard work

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Год назад +60

      That's no raver girl, that's a raver woman.

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад +2

      ​@@seanmatthewking 😅

    • @pac6010
      @pac6010 Год назад +2

      Amazon warehouses are pretty good for finding that element that as well 😂

  • @BLACKPHILANTHROPY
    @BLACKPHILANTHROPY Год назад +3

    I died when the person started clapping around 1:20 when they thought Stav was done shitting on the guy lol

  • @paulbo9033
    @paulbo9033 10 месяцев назад

    "You didn't realise one of the most awesome stories of your life was a crime committed against you" 😂😂

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Год назад +1

    "We're going to get to the daughter....believe me, I didn't forget about the daughter."😂

  • @nicolehall2177
    @nicolehall2177 Год назад +3

    Look at Stavy unplumping out here!! 😁

  • @chronitized
    @chronitized Год назад +1

    Best of 2023 thus far hands down dopest dope

  • @hammerheadchef8273
    @hammerheadchef8273 Год назад +6

    From Time to time, this guy is a modern day Don Rickles

  • @LazerWolf619
    @LazerWolf619 Год назад

    Perfect end-of-the-road analogy: Michael Jordan Wizards 🤣👍🏽

  • @caseykuhn9070
    @caseykuhn9070 Год назад +14

    I actually think Stavy met his match with this guy.

  • @pizzaDMT
    @pizzaDMT Год назад +15

    You're a literal bloodhound for the kooks, it's so good.

  • @PAKallman
    @PAKallman Год назад +4

    Stav calling restaurant workers losers is some dangerous irony.

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie Год назад +1

    That last one was a banger. Stav does good crowd work

  • @jedknutson8373
    @jedknutson8373 Год назад +5

    wizards Jordan years.....fucking hilarious...

  • @eschneider317
    @eschneider317 Год назад +1

    Epic. That’s probably why the kid moved to Arizona. Surprised Stav didn’t catch that but what a find!

  • @griffservo8074
    @griffservo8074 Год назад +9

    I see why this guy fled the state to start a new life in AZ

  • @Danvandam15
    @Danvandam15 Год назад

    "You caught her in the Wizards' Jordan years" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @linkflorestv87
    @linkflorestv87 Год назад +1

    The reaction of dude when he realised what actually happened to him was priceless.

  • @JoelMLdf
    @JoelMLdf Год назад +4

    "i'm not gay, just poor" fuck jajaaj same here, except i'm gay

  • @kevingruenofficial
    @kevingruenofficial Год назад +1

    His act never goes stale because he just fucks with everyone 😂

  • @matthewfleming2107
    @matthewfleming2107 11 месяцев назад

    '"You caught her in the Wizards Jordan years" holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seangraf2168
    @seangraf2168 Год назад +26

    Its crazy how lucky stavros gets with stories

    • @youtubeusername2254
      @youtubeusername2254 Год назад +4

      It's not luck, it's skill and experience.

    • @Sean_Connery
      @Sean_Connery Год назад +2

      I think many of his fans happen to be interesting people. And remember these are highlights. They aren’t always this good.

    • @seangraf2168
      @seangraf2168 Год назад

      @@Sean_Connery true, hope to see one but i doubt he‘ll come to switzerland

    • @kettelbe
      @kettelbe Год назад

      Sometimes it seems fishy lol

    • @seangraf2168
      @seangraf2168 Год назад

      @@kettelbe fishy? you dont actually think he places people in his crowd

  • @Blankslatefilms1
    @Blankslatefilms1 Год назад +1

    His comedy is so good it gives me flashbacks of my high school days

  • @maxenzie5798
    @maxenzie5798 9 месяцев назад

    "You caught her in the Wizards Jordan years" Goddamn that was gold

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Год назад +1

    That's some great crowd work right there.

  • @BasementMinions
    @BasementMinions Год назад +51

    Managed to handle a very difficult situation with levity. So many men who brag about underage sex with older women usually are describing rape once you get the details of the story.

    • @Xoliduz
      @Xoliduz Год назад +34

      facts my guy, some stories you stop telling after you grow up. I use to brag about losing my virginity at 11 to a 19 year old stripper. Now i realize i was molested by a stripper who was supposed to be baby sitting me. The bright side is if your gunna get molested a 19 year old stripper is top tier for sure.

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад +2

      ​@@Xoliduz 😅🙌🏼

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo Год назад

      Can't rape the willing

    • @elliott8596
      @elliott8596 Год назад +1

      Guy said he was 19... he wasn't underage.

    • @liamsmith1490
      @liamsmith1490 6 месяцев назад

      ​@elliott8596 the woman plied him with alcohol the had sex with him definitely considered rape in some crowds.

  • @YamiSonSC
    @YamiSonSC Год назад +1

    He kills every show.

  • @andrewbahr1921
    @andrewbahr1921 Год назад

    i was noddimg my head when the dude said "50%" lol

  • @danmackrn
    @danmackrn Год назад +1

    Wizard-Jordan Years!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigCheese1
    @BigCheese1 Год назад +5

    I mean… how does it get any better. Can’t wait to see Stav live!

  • @marksprinkle
    @marksprinkle Год назад +1

    Better than most detectives in interrogation videos.

  • @bucksfan8344
    @bucksfan8344 Год назад

    caught her in the wizards jordan yrs im dying over here, Stavros is By far the Comedian of the century !!!!!

  • @reallygoodsoil
    @reallygoodsoil Год назад +35

    I was rolling a joint and blew off all the weed with my nose laughing at Stavros’ laugh

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [jackhammers eardrums]

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад +3

      💚

    • @thomaslund97
      @thomaslund97 Год назад +3

      rip

    • @MoHimdi
      @MoHimdi Год назад +2

      Ive done this so many times hahaha

  • @chrislovesky5402
    @chrislovesky5402 Год назад +3

    Ya really sniffed that one out ol staviño

  • @BradMackComedy
    @BradMackComedy Год назад +12

    In the words of Theo Von, “you’re a survivor, bruh.”

  • @RiddlerQM
    @RiddlerQM 3 месяца назад

    This has to be the best stoey I've ever heard!🤣

  • @justincowley1088
    @justincowley1088 7 месяцев назад

    Stav is like the really funny guy that you go out to drink with after work who roasts the shit out of you, but everybody loves him

  • @magazineretriever9036
    @magazineretriever9036 Год назад +4

    Stavros has a unique stand up style that consists of working the audience for the entire show. I have never seen anything like this. Usually, a comedian has very minimal interaction with the audience. A comedian will clown on a few people, and then he or she will go back to their set. Stavros' act has very little routine. He thinks on his feet and improvises all throughout his shows.

  • @TheBlairventure
    @TheBlairventure Год назад +5

    “Caught her in the Wizards Jordan years” 😂😂😂

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Год назад +2

    This one was good... reaaallll good.

  • @starbelly2000
    @starbelly2000 Год назад

    "Wizard's Jordan years..." Holy shiiiiii haha

  • @Targetverified82
    @Targetverified82 Год назад +17

    This dude has been around for all but like 15 minutes, and I am convinced already that he is the undisputed greatest of all time crowd work comedian. like holy fuck dude how are you so good at just talking to people and being hilarious off the cuff? ridiculous talent.

    • @rustysmith540
      @rustysmith540 Год назад

      Holy crap him n scuhlz

    • @simmonslucas
      @simmonslucas Год назад +5

      been a stand up for years...

    • @dhoyt4377
      @dhoyt4377 Год назад +3

      @@simmonslucas and on a podcast for like 100 years...

    • @Targetverified82
      @Targetverified82 Год назад

      @@simmonslucas .... are you dumb or trolling? no shit he's done stand up for years. he has only been relevant for a few months.
      He was a nobody like you just like 6 months ago. now he's famous and youre still a nobody.

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Год назад

    Love how Stav mines the audience for gems

  • @bpresgrove
    @bpresgrove Год назад

    I keep watchin his vids just to hear him laugh. Too funny.

  • @PapaPerk360
    @PapaPerk360 Год назад

    Perfect crowd work lord have mercy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drone124
    @drone124 Год назад

    this is the plot to the Graduate but less existential... fuckin amazing

  • @isaaccranedp
    @isaaccranedp Год назад

    “The wizard’s Jordan years” had me dead hahahaha

  • @jr5469
    @jr5469 5 месяцев назад

    Props for putting that story in perspective 😂

  • @punchfrancescka3980
    @punchfrancescka3980 Год назад

    “You’re now realizing one of the most awesome stories of your life; was a crime committed against you.”

  • @akb145
    @akb145 Год назад

    Stavvy always delivers!

  • @johnnita4025
    @johnnita4025 Год назад +1

    1:57 Audience member's laugh is an exact echo of Stavvy's

  • @venomsnigle44
    @venomsnigle44 Год назад

    Stavros Halkias and Big Jay Oakerson as Phat Detectives

  • @ronpaulOisOtigger
    @ronpaulOisOtigger Год назад

    Dang some of the best crowd work I've seen!