Sir David Attenborough Terrifies Idris Elba With 'Land Octopus' | The Jonathan Ross Show
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2020
- Sir David Attenborough shares his thoughts on space exploration projects and why the thought of space bores him.
ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 28 November 2015
Series 9, Episode 7.
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I love how Idris is sitting like a schoolboy in the principal's office. You can just see he has much respect for Sir David.
Heimdall can't believe he never spotted a walking octopus
When Sir David Starts talking, everyone must listen. It's incredible to hear him talk.
exactly!! :)
No one else has a voice that can put you there like this man he sure has a gift
Sir David strikes me as one of those people who if he's in the room, he's gonna keep talking, and while nobody else will ever get a word in, they won't even notice. :)
Then you'll look at the clock and it's been two hours already.
I don't even regard this chap as a national treasure, he's a global treasure. His dedication to conservation and educating people about nature is truly amazing.
@red Derry oh shut the fuck up I can tell you live a miserable life
Rad Derry It is unethical and in some places illegal to interfere with wildlife. Any wildlife photographer should know this.
Tim, you are completely right
@Rad Derry dude, his whole thing is filming what happens in the fucking wild, as soon as he does what u suggest he forfeits that forever. He is letting the animal kingdom BE the animal kingdom without human interference, what you're suggesting is that he creates a false reality for us to feel better, this is what happens ok? The animal kingdom isn't friendly and is run on instincts
@Rad Derry firstly, doctors and fire crew are paid to save you aka that's their job, Davids job isn't to save these animals it is to observe them and what I mean by the "he forfeits that forever" he forfeits the right to claim he observes wildlife in just that WILDlife. Secondly, when the fuck did I say poachers were good? That is the exact opposite of what I'm saying. POACHING IS HUMAN INTERFERENCE U IDIOT. And thirdly, do you really expect me to believe that you survived in the wild amongst apex predators for years? oh please stop lying so you can win an argument on the fucking internet. You want to know what I think? I think your a greasy middle-aged man trying to win (but cant) an argument with a fucking teenager online! You actual fuck head.
He gives me goosebumps when he's telling his stories. "He was hunting the cameraman" I knew exactly what he was going to say, but his delivery was perfect and made it seem unexpected.
He tells allot with his sentences thats for sure
Does anyone know of a clip showing this??
“I’m not turned on by space.” 😂😂 bless his heart
Aliens don't do it for me either..
@@Kat-mu8wq hmm I love both the planets outer space and animals the same lol addicted to watching all of it.
Elon : "wha.?"
He's spent his life documenting animals. Find a space spider or whale and he'd be there
@@daveyb454 If they find a space spider or whale _I'd_ be there too, holy shit.
93 years, and his eyes are still sparkling with excitement like a child who've just begun to explore the world!
what a man!
Mother earth has blessed him with life for what he has done for her life.. He's an absolute legend and will probably have another 20yrs left in him
Yeahhhhhh mannnnnn
His left eye seems to have some blood vessels showing so the white part of the eye looks almost red.
Yes,, so beautiful he is!!
I see blood in his left eye..what kind of fucking sparks are you talking about?
Only David Attonborough could say space is boring.
Only he could make me, a space sci-fi geek, believe space is more boring than earth.
Ana Farias same lmao
He is right it is boring.
x Besty12 x Compared to the density of the natural world he’s seen, it is quite boring.
If only man found life on another planet in his lifetime
Even over here in the States, the respect for this man is so high. Sir David is not only a national treasure for the UK, but a Global Treasure. There is not one person or creature on this planet that isn't better because he has been here.
He’s an international treasure too great for one country to claim.
For sure
You pretty thing. What's your IG
@@___Anakin.Skywalker lmao
@@___Anakin.Skywalker thanks for letting me borrow your bentley bro, how's your volunteer work doing btw?
I love how he leans in when Idris talks like he's so invested (because he most likely is). He's a treasure, he's taught me so much through his documentaries.
Or hard of hearing.....
Sir David Attenborough has learned, seen, heard, experienced and taught through being patient and attentive. He knows its value.
@@sometimessnarky1642 Your name is hilariously accurate!
Just learnt, he is 93 years old.
Must save him at all cost.
He'll be 94 next month :O
A national treasure
He has become an endangered species of his own
lets start by staying the fuck inside an having a government that actually helps instead of hinders.
don't say shit like that when you know he is going to die soon. We will carry on celebrating him when he is dead
“He was actually hunting the cameraman.”
Ah. Well, everything for the shot.
There's quite a lot of footage around of camera crew having to leg it when making nature documentaries :-)
Imagine going from spot to spot waiting for the best shot and then that thought suddenly pops into your head
If they used one as bait, I hope they had one left to do the filming.
@@stephentierney696 "... Oh, shit..."
All for the 'Gram
Bitches love the 'Gram
- Arizona Zervas
When Idris said he'd leave his kids on that beach, I lost it 😂
and he lost his kids
There are two kinds of nature documentary. The ones with Sir Attenborough, and the ones without him. I love this man, he is a treasure
i would phrase that as "there are 2 kinds of nature documentaries, ones that are magnificent,l regal engaging, hypnotic and splendid, and then there are ones that DONT have Sir Attenborough"
Sexiest man alive. Good to see Idris Elba as well.
Alex Rydin only Sir David can bring sexiness back to nature, safely 👏🏾
😂😂
Intelligence is attractive! X
😁😁😁
Superbe comment. 👌
There’s only One voice I can listen to when watching wildlife, and it’s the legend Sir David Attenborough. The best narrator in the business
Ancient Alien Sir David Attenborough
- he should have a grade 1 listed status
ruclips.net/video/ddkXLd5wJX8/видео.html
Attenborough and John Nettles
Yes but also David Tennant
When Idris was asked if he'd had any encounters with wild beasts before, I was hoping he'd make a kaiju reference lol.
Love your channel bro
a what
@@Dosun424 Kaiju. Basically things like Godzilla, Gamera, King Kong, stuff like that. But they were referring to the film Pacific Rim he was in where the enemy are giant alien monsters called Kaiju.
Who the heck is Idris????
@@TC-dw6wg Idris Elba. The black guy with the British accent.
“Yum yum breakfast”
- David Attenborough 2020
“It was actually hunting the cameraman.”
David’s face was precious.
I read this along him saying it!!!😂😂
I literally gasped at that
@@theemirofjaffa2266 Same! 😂
I've never felt sad at the thought of a celebrity dying, but I know when Attenborough passes I know I'll cry. What a great man and a total inspiration!
I was devastated when his brother Sir Richard died. Nobody else could've been John Hammond in my opinion, also when he would do the narration for the nature shows Sir David wasnt doing was amazing
I think the whole world will pause and take a collective sigh. Incredible contributor to our understanding of the fragility and beauty that is our planet.
Same!
Jamie Guthrie...... I'll feel real grief when he goes. I remember watching life on earth when I was 8 or 9 and it was something magical, with this Man with the most beautiful voice.
Bold of you to assume Sir David Attenborough can die.
David just draws you in. He is a master of animal storytelling. There will never be another. Whatever shall we do without him.
We’ll always have him!
Become like him!
I’m no psychology expert but the way he constantly tried to put more extra details in his story show how dedicated he is to our education.
(And yeah almost 70 years of work, that counts too i guess)
Idris is casually moving along with David's body movements and it absolutely cracked me up.
Its like physical empathy. I see that in others many times.
Now I can’t watch anything else 😂
@Dziordan1 This was filmed in 2015. The corona jokes are tiresome even when applied to today
He’s practicing to play him in a movie
How do you mean? I watched it again but didnt get it.do you mean when he spoke he used his hands allot like david?
It’s so cute how Sir David would lean to Idris whenever Idris talks. It might be because of hearing concerns but it’s still adorable how attentive he is.
So cute
Felt same ☺
Yeah! 😅
A real gentleman
I would just love to sit with Sir David and just say 1 random animal and listen to him for hours talking about that animal. His voice is so calm and warm and lovely to listen to
2:19 Idris's face when he heard about Polar Bears hunting human is priceless
When David is no longer with us we won’t ever really get that unique view of animal life that he has fostered so brilliantly over his career. A marvellous English gentleman.
Man Of Beard he is immortal
Why are you thinking about his death already? Whats wrong with you people
a great credit to the english speaking world... his enthusiasm has enthralled and influenced many .... i hope the BBC and himself will be working on finding one or several presenters to take the baton (in a similar way to the two presenters who took over the sky at night ( particularly the lady presenter from sky at night , she is as enthralling and enthusiastic as patrick moore - a prefect presenter to keep the layman interested. ))
GSDTV with covid around everyone is scared
@@levinature2838 Maggie Aderin-Pocock is the presenter your talking about and you are correct she is amazing. The BBC were going to kill the show until they caved to public outcry.
Yeah I think they were thinking of lining Prof Brian Fox and Sir David said he saw him as his successor. But the BBC has plenty of great Nature documentary presenters. Chris Packam and Lizz Bonnin to name a couple.
The way he ages gracefully with an intact mind is the way most of us want to grow old.
Use it or lose it, simple as that! Amazing specimen this guy.
I believe he's said the key to that is to never stop learning, it's like a workout for the mind, best way to keep it young ☺️
Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah
He is the GOAT. Not just in his field. In Humanity.
Truly!
I love how excited and animated Attenborough gets when he talks about animals. You can really feel the love he has for all animals ❤️
Isn’t it crazy that David Attenborough is probably the most respected and loved narrator in the world
It’s not crazy at all, who else could ever possibly have that role, sir David is completely and utterly unrivalled in that area
@@atriox7221 Agreed.
Worthy having the title of being a Knight
@@michaelunderhill8847 and yet Bonapartes successors brought back the backbone of what he fought for. Indeed, The Human brain is just amazing and fucked up at the same time. Lets just enjoy what we have and let the world do its business, as long as it doesnt bother you personally or your family. Then its good
@@michaelunderhill8847 Thats wammy mate. lol, but yeah. Just forge ahead and let those wankers be what they want. Cheers!
Look how passionate he is when he talks about his work. This is literally a prime example of how successful you can be when you love the job you do! 👏🏼👏🏼
Danny Lange I could listen to him all day, well In-fact I have! I have been planet planet earth as background noise working from home at the moment, so relaxing, yet I have to be careful not to get distracted and move from the dining room to the living room to watch him haha. 🥰🥰 I am seriously considering playing them back to back in the office when I am able to return to work.
Minandi Heski ahh i love that!! Im the same !! I could listen to him whenever ! I use the old ones that ive seen many times to help me get to sleep sometimes! Whenever he brings out something new i have to watch it properly! X
Danny Lange my sleep pattern has been terrible from being a child, I may try that; he is so soothing isn’t he? Xx
Minandi Heski same here. Honestly try it it really does send me off.. xx
Helps to have a brother who is a famous director in his own accord to help kick-start a career on camera, but I love Sir Attenborough, he is the reason I'm doing my masters
You can listen and hear how quiet the audience and everyone is as Sir David is speaking.
Sir David’s storytelling is extremely soothing and engrossing. I can listen to him for hours.
David is the nations grandad
Salt Water same
@Brains00007 thanks for stealing the comment i wanted to type
Mark Simons same
Mark Simons really? Got any proof?
Brains00007 I probably won’t have any. Unless I can guarantee they’d be an asset to the world.
I like how Idris Elba is listening to him so carefully and patiently.. He looks like a little boy impressed to learn new things ❤️
He’s a gentleman.
@@cruisepaige 💯
I think when you are in the presents of this great man you can't help but shut up and learn
He truly is a rock star! I don't know a world without him, same as the majority of the world!
Nope . #BLM
I think he is also feeling slightly uncomfortable that David Attenborough is sitting so close to him when idris talks.
No one has ever been more passionate about anything than Sir David has about animals. The man is a world treasure.
pretty bold statement
I love the amount of enthusiasm and passion Attenborough has for his work. Imagine how great it would be if we all felt this way about the work we do! ❤️
The World would be a much, much better place
@@stevegee5203 Indeed! 💕
Jonathan: "Even dolphins are doing this-"
David: *"D O L P H I N S -"*
I was looking for this
Lol just got there. The man is a living encyclopedia. My idol tbh.
😆😆
i despise ross
one of the most unfunny humans on the planet
"He was actually hunting the camera man"
The smile on his face though 😂😂😂
Literal goosebumps
Considering how much Sir David has contributed to educating the public about nature and the importance of environmental conservation, and the extraordinarily high standards of his lifelong work, a Nobel prize of some kind will not be inappropriate for him. What a wonderful man!
That voice will never be replicated again... Thank you for everything you've ever given us David, you're a living legend and we the people appreciate everything you've ever done to help humanity recognise their mistakes and do more for our planet
When sir Attenborough was speaking i didn't want anyone to interrupt him
Talk about sea of knowledge
All the interruptions seemed pointless and irritating. Alba was sitting like a school kid listening to his favourite teacher. Which was the proper thing to do.
I was hoping that Karl Pilkington's superhero alter ego would burst through the doors with his signature catchphrase.
@@reactions5783
I could eat a knob at night?
Jonathan: Disgusting octopus
Attenborough: u w0t
x'D Precious.
David Attenborough would have to be one of the only human beings that I will actually listen to from beginning to end no matter what the subject is.
I think if all people had the option to give a day of their life to someone, I think this man would live forever.. national treasure
I love how he leans in towards whoever's speaking xD
He seems really attentive to whoever's talking, which is lovely
That guy from Charisma on Command will cash in on this.
@@TheLadyDelirium lol he has a hearing aid, he has too to hear
@@DeathWish92 These day's yes....but he's always done that to a degree. I think it's because he seems to really focus on the person talking at the time
breath must be stank his teeth are yellow.
His voice is so smoothing
Thomas Jordan I agree. It’s like a steamroller.
@@willjackson6522 during lockdown I've started watching his animal shows bc theres some interesting stuff and his voice this just amazing and works so well with the show
Thomas Jordan I was joking. I assume you meant soothing.
@@willjackson6522 oh ok sorry
He's voice brings back memories of sitting down with my family watching him on the tv.
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to meet someone as much as sir David. He’s an ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH. Love animals and this kind of stuff myself so it only adds to the pleasure of watching. God bless you David may you live forever!
Why does Sir David always have such a calm nature about his voice????
True natural wonder.
Is there anyone else that's more effortlessly easy to listen to?
Idris is sitting there like 'I don't even care if you ask me a question bruv'.
I think it'll be funnier to listen to David and watch Idris reacts with the faces he makes.
The room is silent to listen to him speak. What a phenomenal storyteller.
"Polar bears think yum yum breakfast when they see humans."
So they're basically safe in the afternoon.
The effort and passion this guy has put for us to understand the nature is remarkable. may you have plenty of healthy years more Sir david, we and this world need you with us.
At this point I don't even care what David Attenborough talks about. I just want to hear his voice to cure my anxiety😂
Yes, that's it spot on, he could comfort you in any situation
"Space is boring"
*Brian cox left the chat*
Wink Blue same
Rightly so, Cox spouts so much bullshit, including: "Anyone can travel forward in time, but why would you want to".
Daniel Crockett same
@@Smeg-MeisterVII same what?
Daniel Crockett same.
I'm not one to gush over celebrities but I could sit and listen to Sir David talk for hours. It's incredible to see how much passion he has for this planet, well into his 90s. Few people will ever contribute as much to the world as he has.
Even when Sir David is being interviewed it sounds like he narrating a documentary 💯💯💪🏽💪🏽
“Don’t get him started on the dolphins “🤣🤣🤣
93 and talks with a passion and sharpness like a 45 year old. Love this man. Best narrator voice
He is such a speaker! Intoxicating really Sir Attenborough
I just love the way his eyes sparkle when he talks about the worlds wonders.
When sir David Attenborough speaks every other person becomes like a curious kid eagerly listening stories from his grandfather!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
So true so so true
I wish we had listened to him re climate change
Spot on!!!
David attenborough has taught me everything i know about wildlife i absolutly love him.
@Rad Derry he causes the awareness that people need to have for endangered species, even though it's sad his philosophy is very strict with the circle of life. As he also stated in the interview it's inevitable in the wildlife, the only reason he doesn't help is to showcase the circle of life, it's nature, it's what makes nature thrive and him in taking action in it can disrupt the circle. Don't state that he doesn't help animals also do your research, remember they're wild animals his camera crew would be at risk too. Think before you speak next time and do a bit of research before you judge someones character. Also the last thing you want to do is slander a 93 year old, last thing you want is to live the rest with remorse and guilt rather than him atonning for it or enjoying the rest.
@Rad Derry tin foil hats off please
@Rad Derry surprised someone like you believes in medicine
Why do people post shit when I make a simple comment on a man that taught me so much about wildlife and how important it is and no he doesn't and never have promoted overpopulation please don't not makes comments on my post. You dont interfer with wildlife you let them be'.
Look at Jonathan Ross and Idris just sat there listening to the great man, not interrupting, not asking needless questions so we remember they are there, not needing to be the centre of attention. Class, all around.
The world does not deserve Sir David Attenborough. He's so incredible.
Clearly Ross asked his first question just to talk about the octopus, and basically rudely ignored the amazingly good answer that Attenborough gave. A little acknowledgement of that titanic, mysterious event and the awe and curiosity it so obviously inspires in Attenborough would have gone a long way. Ross should take a leaf out of Graham Norton’s book, who knows how to have a dialogue rather than trying to force comedy police-interrogation style.
Get over yourself a little bit, mate. It's just TV.
@@kcbh24 and yet 157 people agree
@@CorporateQueen sheep. It’s not hard to manipulate people.
@@ammar675 in what way are people agreeing with the original, articulate and intelligent comment 'sheep'?
Bizarre.
Totally agree Ant I found it quite irritating. He asked a question and clearly didn't listen to his answer. Awkward and rude.
I'm 40 years old, and I remember watching a David Attenbourgh film when I was 10 years old. It inspired me to become a wildlife photographer. He's the voice of the natural world and an absolute treasure.
Idris looks like he learned more from an hour with Attenborough than a while 10 years in high school
5:01 Attenborough giving Idris head spins in sync with his hands is fucken priceless
😂 I didn’t even notice. Thank you for that.
This is why we loved David so much he has a way of talking that captivates you
He has so much passion it's infectious!
Love* not Loved
It’s amazing to see how passionate he is about wildlife still about 70 years later
He's a true inspiration forever dedicated.to our amazing planet if only everyone shared his passion
I don't know why but his voice is so soothing.
This interview is a treasure in itself to see Sir David Attenborough so relaxed and jovial. I feel highly honoured to have shaken hands with him, and to thank him for being a part of my children's home education via his documentaries. I only hope my grandchildren will be as equally inspired to watch and learn from him over the years. Video was invented for legends like this.
He's so passionate and full of life!
Absolutely. He is the best!
And he is 93. That is unbelievable!
@Rad Derry calm down mate!
@Rad Derry Each to their own, you like yours and I'll like mine. Have a good day.
@Rad Derry First of all what does my use of language have to do with being part of a herd? And second of all words like devoted and obsessed are stronger words than passionate so I don't understand why you've prefexed them with the word "just". Maybe you're just attention seeking?
Love how soon as Idris mentions an orangutan in Africa David just shakes his head😂
Agree.... even I knew that.👍🏽🇬🇧
#internalscreaming
@@daidavies90 what good would that do.. When he pulls it out it'll be even shittier
@@daidavies90
Ohhh watch out 😐
@@daidavies90 comes from one of the flagless countries.
Oh, were you born in space?
The way Idris is just sitting there making himself looks small like a child next to Sir David talking about polar bears hunting humans 😂
"they thought it got lost.. it was actually hunting the cameraman" *grins* 😂😂
Can we all agree that when Sir David Attenborough passes away we would all cry for days on end?
Rad Derry shut up
Rad derry, please elaborate. What makes you think/know and say this?
Rad Derry you have single handedly gone through most of the comments complimenting David and called them idiots or some other remark, it’s really sad...
Rad Derry you really have a true hatred for this man when he has never done anything wrong
@Cody Wilkie looks like you forgot to switch to your throwaway account.
Attenborough is 96, and I wish he could be with us for 96 more years, the man is the absolute great of nature programming.
Am I the only one that thinks David Attenborough is the guy everyone want to be there grandad ❤️😂
Absolutely! I feel very fortunate, because my own grandfather went into a similar field as a naturalist living in New Hampshire. He's spent his life in the swamps of New England studying and observing turtles, while also working to conserve their habitat. We talk at least once every two weeks over the phone, and almost all of our conversations entail at least some story from his previous trips into the swamps.
He's 78 years old and still going strong, though is more defeated by the day by the encroachment of people in areas where these turtles nest and breed. While American and not British, he does have a very similar captivating quality with the stories he tells. Here's a snippet I shared to RUclips a few years ago; ruclips.net/video/J5sin8Dmu-A/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/d54fJPETo78/видео.html
Follow this link
First thing I thought was grandad telling a story listen up good
I tell my students to call him granpa. I always put his vídeos in my class
He is already just that isn’t he?😅
..love that disgust on Sir David's face when asked about space🤣
When you hear his voice , your mind switches in learning mode.
I've known this voice since I could start hearing. my dad used to enjoy his documentaries back in the day and still today now. it's only in year 7 that I could really put to a face to him and enjoy him.
Can you imagine spending a week or so with Sir David.
I would spend all that time listening to him, actually maybe I would need a month or more!
Sir David is a global treasure!
Long live Sir David Attenborough. Always making people realize that we live on a wonderful planet and that we need to take better care of. Thanks for posting.
He is breathtaking to me just as himself, and Idres is kind of mesmerized by his stories in his face you can see it. Great show mate TYTY.
Such a gracious and passionate man , thank you Sir David Attenborough
I grew up with Mr. Attenborough - good to know he is still vibrant.
@Rad Derry RD, those were the days. Apologies to M. Hopkin Not better, different and both priceless. Be well RD in these challenging times.
@uncletigger Interesting you should be so aggressive about this issue. I believe it clear I meant no disrespect to him. "No" I would not call Pope Francis by any other name as that is how I have always referred to him. If the context of conversation involved the Supreme Court then I would use Chief Justice, otherwise it would be Mr. Roberts. On investigation of this issue, it turns out there are a lot of nuances based on the nationality of the individual so honored and that of the referrer. I hold the gentleman in high regard and have no problem using the honorific Sir David. Be well UncleTrigger.
The only man alive who has truly lived! Loved him as a kid, love him as an adult! Him and his teams have showed the world its beauty, and its beasts!
"It's hard being a cheetah" lol tell that to my ex
Oooph. Sorry you had to go through that. 🐆
I knew this man's voice for a long time before ever learning his name. I started watching Nat Geo from maybe eight to ten years of age and while I do love Morgan Freeman and NDG also has his charm, none can ever surpass Sir David Attenborough in narrating wild life. There is a genuine interest in his voice that makes me believe wholeheartedly that this job is something he does not for money but for the pleasure and delight it brings him.
I think of Mr Attenborough as a grandfather he’s been in my life for 30 years plus since I remember him when I was a little boy.
Is Idris Elba sitting unusually close to David Attenborough or have I just gotten to used to the 2 metre rule with this Covid 19 business?
@Buffalo 66 yeah I'm aware that's is not a recent show. I just mean that with having to practice social distancing for some time now it almost seems strange to see people sitting so close together.
You're his really close even 2015 standards.
Stop being ignorant!
I notice it too, he looks like a school boy siting next to his hero and not quite believing his luck.
Easier to get them both in the shot
I love that Idris Elba is just politely sitting there like a young student listening to a presentation
I could listen to this man all day. As an American, we do not just get his work on normal network TV. We had to seek it out on BBC or through documentaries he took part in. Thankfully today we see his content showing up all over the place, which allows us to experience his wonderful work currently as well as in the past.
His enthusiasm for what he preaches is outstanding 👏 the guy is a global gem and a legend
He was actually hunting the cameraman. Sir Attenborough, you legend.
I could sit and listen to Sir David for hours, he's got so many fascinating facts and stories about the natural world.
There are quite a few "SIR" around but he truly deserves this title, at least in my mind.
Someone discover the secret to eternal life so we can give it to David
No living organism can live forever, David knows that better than anyone from what he has seen filming life on Earth.
I don't think he'd even want to tbh