Kirsche and MariMari saying the darndest things

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • more drain damage from the both of them

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  • @stevencurtis7157
    @stevencurtis7157 7 месяцев назад +312

    _"You would never understand what it means to be a mulch-maxing soil-pilled sister of the dirt."_
    I need help. I don't know what kind, but after that, I need it.

  • @Bam_Bizzler
    @Bam_Bizzler 9 месяцев назад +327

    Kirsches obsession with sounding concerns me and makes me fear for any man she gets with

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 9 месяцев назад +29

      Yeah...... I'm swiping left....

    • @sparxskywriter2589
      @sparxskywriter2589 8 месяцев назад +61

      "She a ten, BUT, she's curious about sounding..."

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 8 месяцев назад +22

      You can sound a woman, and that to me, as a man, sounds much preferable.

    • @satouhikou1103
      @satouhikou1103 8 месяцев назад

      I can fix her.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@Tunkkis “I mean, it’s down there and it’s also a hole. Might as well”
      - my ex

  • @smuganimeface6247
    @smuganimeface6247 9 месяцев назад +367

    I'm too fucking sober for these women. I envy the monk who never saw a woman in his life, truly.

    • @000Krim
      @000Krim 8 месяцев назад +26

      Relatable

    • @Kessogsasaina
      @Kessogsasaina 7 месяцев назад +40

      The only man who died happily without ever having to deal with their bullshit truly God loved that monk.

    • @tatuira93
      @tatuira93 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same.

    • @Doomgel
      @Doomgel 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @jasoncarto
      @jasoncarto 4 месяца назад +1

      Skill diff bozo

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 9 месяцев назад +326

    Netflix after tricking me into watching dragon vore by disguising it as a show about women flying planes

    • @eriktheos6022
      @eriktheos6022 9 месяцев назад +20

      Ok, juat give the title

    • @lucidlullaby894
      @lucidlullaby894 9 месяцев назад +30

      The airplane dragon vore anime is surprisingly wholesome, from what I remember

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@lucidlullaby894 yeah, i didn't realise until someone poonted out that's a fetish
      Thought it just cute girls in the military piloting airplane dragons

    • @lillpluten
      @lillpluten 9 месяцев назад

      @@eriktheos6022 "Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan" or "Hisone to Maso-tan"

    • @Jobocan.
      @Jobocan. 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah that tracks.

  • @user-rv8yv4yh9n
    @user-rv8yv4yh9n 8 месяцев назад +119

    Mari always looks so shell-shocked in Kirsche streams

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 9 месяцев назад +188

    I don't know who this smol child is, but it's amusing that she's able to keep up with Kirsche.

    • @ab2aasd
      @ab2aasd 9 месяцев назад +75

      plapfish

    • @wrpen99
      @wrpen99 9 месяцев назад +1

      ceo of SEX

    • @elneco4654
      @elneco4654 9 месяцев назад +43

      Plapiroth.

    • @scragglie
      @scragglie 5 месяцев назад

      she love five guys

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul 7 месяцев назад +79

    Kirsche is a goddamned walking cognitohazard

  • @captaiawesome2260
    @captaiawesome2260 9 месяцев назад +172

    At this point I’m surprised creators that collab with Kirsche don’t create a “safe word” when Kirsche activates her “forbidden” tabs.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 9 месяцев назад +38

      It's probably because it just activates another cursed tab. Like Lego sounding did.

    • @bennygairns2235
      @bennygairns2235 9 месяцев назад +39

      There are no safe words on a Kirsche stream, only cursed.

    • @BloodyMobile
      @BloodyMobile 8 месяцев назад +14

      You're required to sign a waiver prior to the collab that you /will/ receive braindamage and have to take your own precautions.

  • @Wickedscary32
    @Wickedscary32 9 месяцев назад +132

    I'm fucking mulch-maxing

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 8 месяцев назад +34

      You go, soil-sister!

    • @bazzy5644
      @bazzy5644 Месяц назад

      Thaought that was a shit post, until she literally said these words lol

  • @pokeboi5438
    @pokeboi5438 6 месяцев назад +86

    Kirsche is like Clarkson: “I went onto the internet today, and I found this!”

  • @ColonThreehehehe
    @ColonThreehehehe 9 месяцев назад +80

    the marikirsche collabs are so kino holy shit man

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 9 месяцев назад +57

    It’s okay, Mari, I too, often find myself scared during Kirsche videos

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 9 месяцев назад +125

    Me: Clicks on a Kirsche video.
    Kirsche: Looking up cursed as hell topics.
    Me: "Yep."

  • @BSGA22
    @BSGA22 9 месяцев назад +48

    This video made me want to test out the tensile strength of an aluminium bat on my head.

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 5 месяцев назад +49

    Before kirsche even finished her first sentence I paused the video and walked away. I'm not nearly drunk enough for this

    • @Doomgel
      @Doomgel 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂

    • @dragonsontv4412
      @dragonsontv4412 4 месяца назад +7

      Wait, everyone else is drunk watching her content? Am I doing this wrong?

    • @hotkokoa
      @hotkokoa 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@dragonsontv4412 Yes

  • @1Lordgore
    @1Lordgore 6 месяцев назад +27

    Kirsche has cursed encyclopedic knowledge of the universe and Mari has the weird cute psychopath vibes…great content!

  • @toadfan64
    @toadfan64 9 месяцев назад +33

    God these two are hilarious together.

  • @Castitalus
    @Castitalus 8 месяцев назад +22

    8:19 I was there when N'wah was banned.

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Месяц назад

      Is that the Dunmer term for dirty outsider from the elder scrolls series?

  • @tapewormrage
    @tapewormrage 9 месяцев назад +36

    I don’t know which one the bad influence is and I’m okay with that.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 9 месяцев назад +17

      It's Kirsche. It's always Kirsche.

    • @OldIronbottom
      @OldIronbottom 9 месяцев назад +19

      Mari had to tell kirsche to "just fucking stop please" MULTIPLE times. There are few people so thoroughly cursed as Kirsche.

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Enchiewe have to decide who's worse and why it's kirsche.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 9 месяцев назад +9

      Kirsche is the only one that I know that can break Pippa on a whim.

  • @lucidlullaby894
    @lucidlullaby894 9 месяцев назад +54

    I don’t think I’ve ever been left more speechless than when they mentioned the baby carrot

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 9 месяцев назад

      Wait until you get to the man who stuck a Lego sword up their.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 8 месяцев назад +8

    6:48 she should have said “do you want to be bred?”

  • @keatonmc1
    @keatonmc1 7 месяцев назад +17

    Im starting to realize that mari is just as cursed as kirsche

  • @bennygairns2235
    @bennygairns2235 9 месяцев назад +9

    3:06 Lia is the one that falls into that category for me.

  • @LuluTeala
    @LuluTeala 9 месяцев назад +10

    I agree with both of them.
    I don't like saying mean things or political things even but It's true. Corpo-journos aren't people. :D

  • @Aspirinium
    @Aspirinium 9 месяцев назад +13

    the tube with a you started recommending me your clips and i'm very thankful since i don't have that much time to watch spicy cat
    keep that slop with a cherry on top coming

  • @jadeitepuzil367
    @jadeitepuzil367 2 месяца назад +4

    MariMari_EeEn continues to surprise me with the things she says!

  • @DrTreason
    @DrTreason 5 месяцев назад +6

    Pippa > Kirsche > Mari Mari > Pippa
    Perfection

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 4 месяца назад +6

    What a beautiful fever dream these women are.

  • @lukeamparo6586
    @lukeamparo6586 6 месяцев назад +5

    The Kirsche Sounding Arc has been going for a while.

  • @ShadowsandCityLights
    @ShadowsandCityLights 4 месяца назад +3

    Is Mari a little person?

  • @Aries_Luck
    @Aries_Luck 7 месяцев назад +3

    The way the video ends with Krische saying “I have autism.” is a curveball and attention grabber.

  • @70galaxie
    @70galaxie 6 месяцев назад +4

    so these two are turning into friends? perish
    the thought,chats!

  • @dankinmcspankin3123
    @dankinmcspankin3123 5 месяцев назад +2

    my two oshis talking about shit worse than 9/11

  • @KiraYamatoinX10A
    @KiraYamatoinX10A 3 месяца назад +3

    That cut off at the end, lol

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 9 месяцев назад +17

    Well there is a shock video called 2 Kids in a Sandbox(for those who've never seen it, it does not involve children) and it involves sounding.
    7:09 Mari, what you just described is a cuckquean.

    • @bort6414
      @bort6414 9 месяцев назад +1

      The notion of cuckoldry having any involvement with female relationships is idiotic. A man is a cuck because a woman can only choose to carry one male's genetic material at a time. If you let another man do the deed with your woman, you essentially are saying on an evolutionary level "I am okay with sacrificing my life and resources and comfort to let another man carry on his lineage with my partner". It's pathetic, and why it's almost universally frowned upon.
      Women cannot "cuck" other women. A single male can impregnate as many women as are willing(or unwilling, but that's a different topic). A lesbian relationship is in the same boat; two women cannot carry on their lineage together, therefore they cannot be "cucked" by a man.
      Cuckoldry only applies to the perversion of mating strategies that are not terminally insolvent due to inherent antinatalism.

    • @music79075
      @music79075 9 месяцев назад

      Ah yes a Cuckquean "every mans dream" /s

    • @seg162
      @seg162 6 месяцев назад

      @@bort6414 "Genetic material"? You mean _a child?_
      The concept of cuckoldry is older than any evolutionary theory, and the focus in the concept had always been being cheated on while being unknowing. The indignity isn't primarily about whatever's behind your evolutionary scientific ideobabble-- it's about _infidelity,_ which anyone is capable of. Accordingly, the word "cuckquean" is at least definitely attested by the 17th century.

  • @DeclanDSI
    @DeclanDSI 9 месяцев назад +4

    Anybody have a link to the vod of this?

  • @hazardousmatter2
    @hazardousmatter2 9 месяцев назад +25

    Little does she know Chickenhead is a slur (at least where I live lol)

    • @Omenshaper
      @Omenshaper 9 месяцев назад +3

      Tariq Nasheed uses it all the time in his book

    • @music79075
      @music79075 9 месяцев назад +3

      For what group of people?

    • @hazardousmatter2
      @hazardousmatter2 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@music79075 Sorry its 2 months later, but commercial chicken farmers.

  • @killerzillavolt2655
    @killerzillavolt2655 9 месяцев назад +12

    I'm pretty sure "chicken head" is a slur or at least a negative slang term 😅

    • @SF-rf9if
      @SF-rf9if 9 месяцев назад +4

      AAVE term for uhhh... "loose woman"

  • @elmothepig5256
    @elmothepig5256 9 месяцев назад +7

    3:52 Kowawa

  • @snowfox9461
    @snowfox9461 5 месяцев назад +3

    why is the music from Mario 2 playing thru this 🤣🤣

    • @bazzy5644
      @bazzy5644 Месяц назад

      The issue is really how damn loud it is, if it was just in the background you would barely notice what it is, but it's not.

  • @VladimirDT
    @VladimirDT Месяц назад +1

    Chickenhead do be a derogatory term

  • @IncelopeMori
    @IncelopeMori 8 месяцев назад +6

    Kirsche saying chickenhead sounds like a slur 😂😂
    Get your southern rap knowledge up kirsche! Listen to Project Pat! (Specifically “chickenhead”)

  • @Teabag-jt
    @Teabag-jt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Okay serious question was that 1.5 diameter or circumference

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 9 месяцев назад +9

    So this is what it's like to do drugs.

  • @FiniteXbc
    @FiniteXbc 5 месяцев назад +4

    "Drain" damage😂😂

  • @Honed-
    @Honed- 2 месяца назад +1

    i did not expect to see mabinogi being played in this video.

  • @GoyBenius_0901
    @GoyBenius_0901 Месяц назад

    7:59 Reminds me off that goofy fuckin "They Will Kill You video "Numbah 9, Chickin 'ead~~ 😈😏"

  • @AeronHale
    @AeronHale Месяц назад

    *sighs*
    Why do I like this strange fish and fox?
    I mean I know why I do...
    But the fact that I do makes me question my entertainment preferences.

  • @Enyoiyourself
    @Enyoiyourself 19 дней назад

    Dear god, I react the same way to cursed information, Kirsche makes me feel feelings sometimes.

  • @gustav25897
    @gustav25897 8 месяцев назад +2

    Chicken head" yeah, I've heard that one.

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 6 месяцев назад +1

    It's moments like this that explain why I drink.

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 8 месяцев назад +2

    ...
    What?

  • @marksullivan2978
    @marksullivan2978 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sounding with carotene.

  • @daemonsilver3304
    @daemonsilver3304 4 месяца назад

    Dude, pedicures are amazing. I get one like every 5 to 7 weeks.
    A kind, older lady sees me, she's been my nail tech for like over a year now. Like a 2-hour full-service situation with polish or no polish for like 40 bucks. All of the tools used are like well sterilized and stuff like that, no issues with infections ever. One of her sons owns the Gundam Warehouse in Daytona. She is an awesome lady, and an amazing nail tech.
    Pedicures rule.

  • @70galaxie
    @70galaxie 7 месяцев назад

    blame it on South Park. not shocked,find it funny,where a retired drill sargent would find it
    disgusting.

  • @vidyastuff3509
    @vidyastuff3509 Месяц назад

    Well that's a strong start to a video.

  • @LegalizeMaron7110
    @LegalizeMaron7110 9 месяцев назад +5

    I'm disappointed 😞 I was genuinely happy with the new policy. I really looked forward to the Renaissance that could have been for vtuber's and e-girls alike. All they had to do was age restrict the 18+ rated stuff; like Riro ron said, "no minors." Them taking it all back, just screwed everyone over! The blame should not be placed on the e-girls who were testing the rules in the first place. The issue originally was that the rules were unclear about it.
    Then, they came up with a policy that allows artistic nudity and topples meta! With rules that were more reasonable and clearer to understand. I was happy about vtuber's D's and e-girls D's coming together ❤️ 💕 but then there were those who broke 💔 the rules, and sadly 😥 we got the bad ending 😢 Twitch walked back on what was a good policy that could work for everyone, now back exactly where we were initially and world 🌎 lost in the end
    I want Twitch to reinstate the rule changes that they had!

  • @Ænim4
    @Ænim4 4 месяца назад +1

    wife

    • @Ænim4
      @Ænim4 4 месяца назад +1

      negus

  • @realdomdom
    @realdomdom 9 месяцев назад +8

    delete vtubers

  • @viciousrape
    @viciousrape 9 месяцев назад +25

    I watched that stream live. that was my first time seeing MariMari. I love how much shit she talks

  • @Marconominov
    @Marconominov 5 месяцев назад +2

    3:44 The president used to be Obama's second in command. Probably smoked so much he doesn't remember 😂

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Месяц назад

      He has been in politics for about 60 to 70 years each and everything he has done in that time has been failures

  • @theemeraldfucker
    @theemeraldfucker 5 месяцев назад +2

    "sister of the dirt" 👏👉 DARF MAXXING

  • @xxx0ox0
    @xxx0ox0 6 месяцев назад +1

    Alright I like Mari but I don't think I can consent to this