I Played Hardcore Minecraft for 24 Hours Straight...
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2020
- Today, I decided to do something completely stupid again.. I wanted to spend 24 Hours playing hardcore minecraft, meaning I had to have my wits about me.. Let's see how it went! Leave a like if you enjoyed and subscribe if you haven't already :)
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Игры
*Ender Dragon and Wither can’t kill Joel*
Creeper: PATHETIC
The creeper has big brain, he got em just where he wanted him to be.
Yep
it like how philza played hardcore minecraft for 5 years then died to a baby zombie lmao
Gotta mine that pressure plate
пакетик
Ender dragon and wither: This guy is so hard to beat! He is invincible!
Creeper: *O B S E R V E*
lol i died at this XD
Leah Campos by a creeper
@@christy116 lol i always play in peaceful bc im terrified of mobs
@@Elitoys9363 looks like i'm not the only one who does this....
@@Elitoys9363 same
I heard the creeper drop and my brain went: well it was fun to watch.
Lmao me to
SAME
Funi
Komedy
@@MexicanCrusader yees
Joel: “I’ve been killing creepers all night”.
Also Joel: Goes to desert temple.
Creeper: REVENGE!!!
O my gosh
We are from duh future
He dies as soon i read this
@@cliffithink9855 lol
Ummmm this is weird my name is Joel😶
Joel: playing hardcore minecraft for 24 hours
Me: procrastinating school work and online classes by watching videos for 24 hours
Me too
Me
To
That’s what I’m doing right now 😂
Ok...
Most relatable comment EVER lmao
joel: “it looks pretty terrible”
Me: “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY MINECRAFT HOUSES THEY SUCK”
#Relatable
Omg same
And my mini-homes
I can relate too
Can’t relate
“Gets bad sword enchantments”
*makes new sword*
Grindstone-“am I a joke to you”
He could put the swords together
@@codmobilevids5808 but the enchantments were bad and so he was wasting diamonds
@@samanthahill8780 he wont need those diamonds that much. Cause the world is only for 24 hours
@@candicelaurel4397 but what about flex?
@@samanthahill8780 bruhhh😂
“Hardcore worlds, creepers are the only ones that kill people”
Ph1lza: *“Wow thanks-“*
lol
Ph1lza minecraft
?
Everyone dies to a creeper in hardcore, nobody learns
@@eggzrrad1433 ph1lza died to a baby zombie
*I’m more impressed by the fact that you put 24 hours of footage into a 24 minute video*
Can't forget the 49 seconds
oh i thought it said 24:45:00 😭
@Jerome Tuhimata 49*
@@inediblejavi oop
Comments:4.2k
"Sorry to the people who don't like my face"
Me to Joel, me to
Kaeleigh Berry too*
Lo
Lol*
Same
Gacha _Beeya thank you
"Rubbish base, its disgusting," he says...
Wonder what he'd say about my builds lol
He's like the Minecraft Gordon Ramsey
@@drowsy5264 agreed
@@drowsy5264 I think Grain is more of a Gordon Ramsay
@@victoriasmith6218 gotta love Grain, the man himself
@@banana195 you mean the man in the chicken costume right?
“Ey a desert temple”
Me who sees there’s only 1 minute left of the video:
Oh yeah, this’ll end well.
Joel: "Ceepers are the only ones who kill people"
Philza: "I died to a baby zombie"
Press **F** to pay respect.
Who’s Philza
Did you just ask that
He died to a spider.
Raimond Olle I hate the baby ones!
Joel: I’m going to be playing hardcore
Me: But last time you kept dying
Joel: we ain’t going to be sleeping
Me: *whispers* quarantine probably got to him
Lol
AllyssaCraft lol
lmao
I think Joel has been quarantining since the start. Jk
Lol
I am just rewatching his old vids and it’s so weird me seeing his old Shrek skin
Same
“My heart rate is beating”
My brain: y e s
Joel: who is this guy? I don’t care take my potatoes
Mella Doodle! You watch Joel to?
Hi I am replying to all the comments lol
Haaaaaaahaaaaaa!!!
ShadowX Gacha THIS VIDEO IS JOELS VIDEO SO DUH
ShadowX Gacha yeah I do :)
“ I just had Cheerios and a cup of tea. Yes I’m very British”
~ Joel 2020
23:31 "that's so shteupid"
Putting something that someone said in the video and quoting it in the comments doesn’t make it funny!
(I’m sorry I’m just bored so I became a hater for no reason smh)
@Theodore lee it ok 🙂
As soon as as he said that I immediately wanted it too. I am also very British.
Best Quote EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it kinda funny that this video is 24 minutes XD
Yes lol
Yes it is
“Sorry to those who don’t like my face” I thought you looked the opposite of how I imagined
Why not?
Joel, those are my favourite 2 words. Especially when I have a giant bar of chocolate
jesse jam tart why is that me tho 😂 😂 😂 😭
So true
Welp we’re long lost twins 😂
that’s me when i have a knife and a group of people in front of me
That is so me😂
Joel: first chicken kill of the 24 hours
*Joel kills chicken*
baby chicken: *exists*
Joel: *jumps on baby chicken with sword*
**CAmeRA cUtS**
so the question remains:
Did the baby chicken die?
we all know the answer... it’s out killing chickens king...
Once I made a giant chicken with a chicken spawned inside it so whenever I was stressed or angry I killed some chickens and then I was happy and relaxed then I realized that I had wasted all my stuff on that and didn’t have a house for a couple of days
i can’t believe you’re even asking this question.
he’s a minecraft boy, shes a minecraft chicken, and that’s the circle of life.
*_pitch perfect fans know_*
It‘s like Schroedinger‘s cat. You‘ll never know.....
Joel: This sword is terrible, lets make a new one
Grindstone: Who do you think I am?
Jole: I got my giant cup of tea lets go
Me: HECK YES FINALY SOMEONE WHO LOVES TEA AS MUCH AS ME
Right?
Oh you haven't met me
Chloe_starlight it’s Joel not Jole
I love TEA
Question, Favorite kind of tea?
Joel: finding diamonds without trying
Me: Yay Coal
noob
Hi
@@deannacarlin noob
Duel Bladez noob
Cause of ure noobenes I feel Moore like a pro
Enderdragon and wither: Can’t kill him
Creeper: Fine, i’ll do this myself
661 likes and only one reply? iLLeGaL
Mhm, Illegal U-U
Funny and true
XD
eboLith 6312 828 and inly 4 bruh
Smallish beans: my house sucks
Me: I could only dream of building something like that
Lizzie: Hears joel talking at 1 am
Lizzie "Joel?.... Wha?-----
Joel: "oh h-hi i am doing a 24 hour challange *cries of tiredness*
Lizzie: -_- "dude. Sleep"
Joel: I've been killing creepers all night
Creeper: REVENGE!!!
This tasks a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night, Diamonds tonight
Cause baby tonigh!
The creepers tryna steal all our stuff again! (stuff again).
Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
aw man..
Joel: “Because dying of hunger, would not be a good start.”
*flash back of Crazy Craft Hardcore challenge*
COUGH-
(￣ω￣;)
the fact that he turned a 21 hour long video into a 24 minute video, that editing takes TIME.
16:48 with captions: “Luckily we have enough pies of ender..”
Omg Yes
Joel:
**survives killing the ender dragon**
**survives killing the wither**
**dies by creeper**
And the desert tnt
Oh yeah
please put a spoiler alert :(
@@hccvun3280 watch the video before you read the comments
@@officialneanut A lot of people (including me) read the comments while also watching the video. Just saying :)
Joel: oh this base is so ugly
Me: .... bruh. That is a masterpiece
same
I know
Same
Ya
Thats literally so close to my best base
This helped me through a huge history essay, thanks Joel! :)
Joel: “My base is terrible” it’s a whole medieval based castle
Me: “my base is so cute and incredible” a small wood shack with flowers surrounding it :)
I love you videos and you
Joel: *I'm playing hardcore for 24 hours straight!*
*_The perfect moment when the video is 24 minutes long!_*
And I'm stupid and I think "wish. A 24 hour long video. Coool"
Yseee
And 49 secs
I realized that too1
Domino Moore me too
I heard the "*tssst*" of the creeper falling and I was like, "well, that was fun."
lol exactly
When your watching this 5 months later, and your triggered with his skin
YES
what’s wrong with his skin?
@@alexia5811 he has the shrek skin on, and he changed it
Im 10 months now Mars T.
when your reading this 5 months later
*Joel leaves tree floating*
Everyone: *comments*
Joel: *I'm going to play hardcore mode*
Me: *Joel last time you were dying like crazy!*
Joel: *we ain't gonna be sleeping!*
Me: *jOeL YoUr gOnNa dIe AgAin!*
sorry but like *YoU’rE
How do you die twice?
@Sophia Gabrielle Agunod didn't you get it? Last time Joel was dying for sleep and now he's doing it again! 😭🤣
I made it 1k likes! Good job!
*Joel,how did you go to the bathroom?!*
Joel: plays Minecraft for 24 hours
Me: quits in the first 10 minutes because I can’t build
Lmao same I always abandon my worlds cause I’m not creative enough to have fun
I get a headache if I play by myself😂😅
I haven’t watched smallish in so long and I watched this vid when it came out and I COMPLETELY forgot that u loving chicken killing
at hour 2: *has diamonds, a farm, full iron armor* “progress is a little slow”
me after 2 hours of playing: *finally found my first 3 pieces of iron* “ahh yes, we’re making huge progress :)”
FadedLove noob
same tho
Me at two hours : finally found my first piece of coal
@@galaxycat2230 that's a good joke
Let's all forget that Lukey447 exist's
Me if i played hardcore:
title of the vid- “PLAYING HARDCORE FOR ONE HOUR BECAUSE I DONT SURVIVE AFTER”
And mine: playing hardcore minecraft for 5 minutes because a zombie decides it's gonna kill me while I chop down a tree but I blame it on either the lag or that my sister/brother distracted me
Omg, I don’t even try, cuz last time had a very embarrassing end... I died almost immediately
Me:playing hardcore forever because I can survive but can't find diamonds and because of that I don't want to go to the nether or end
@@DatDarkDragon Yes
@@DatDarkDragon That's EXACTLY like me. Lol
2:32 “I’m not gonna fall for that” looses hearts from fall damage
Now that brings a whole new meaning to going out with a bang!
Am i the only one who noticed that at the beginning he sounded excited. Yet at the end he sounded sad and tired . When joel said "a desert temple" he was miserable. I feel so bad for u joel
i mean anyone would be sad and tired after staying on a computer for 24 hours LOL
Millie Charlotte you*
Millie Charlotte you*
Shut up
beauty 69 That’s rude can u not be like that
Joel: my base is so ugly
Me: it’s better than all the bases I’ve made
Lol
Same
2:40 "I'm not going to fall for that."
*falls*
Joel looks tired before he even begins! I feel sorry for him, so I subscribed
I was playing minecraft and saw “smallishbeans” and immediately clicked
Edit
Thank you guys so much for the likes and for Joel to like this has never happened to me before
Me oop
plot twist: it was a virus
Keteriin Keerdo what
Joel I left Lizzie’s stream and her last stream we heard you filming and I was playing animal crossing and stopped playing just to watch this vid
Hazzard_Destroyer hey
I was playing animal crossing pocket camp lol
@@alltheeboysaretorys6631 Bro who plays pocket camp
@@miwashumie me
where was the stream
When he first shows his face: I ThOuGhT hE wOuLd Be ShReK tHo
"So weary of creepers when I come to the surface" What happend
Joel: “Oooooohh, a desert temple!”
Me: “Little does he know that that will be his death...”
My thought: "...And the retired warrior began wandering around the world, in search of adventure. The last anyone heard of him, he had left to raid a desert temple."
Imagine if Joel Grian Bdubs and Jeracraft build thogether
@@dizizchin3090 that would be... *GODLY*
Little does he know this comment has 2 thats
@@diamondcoreplaysmc3454
Little did he know that that’s grammatically correct.
Smallishbeans: In hardcore creepers are the only ones that kill
The baby zombie that killed Philza: “Am I a joke to you”?
ToasterWaffle it was a spider
@@fawakka_2637 it was a full amoured baby zombie
@@fablorenzo dats rare
Nicole Hips not in hardcore
fablorenzo it was a spider, go watch it again and look in chat....
When i saw the villigers stuck in the well all I could think of was Boffy lmao😌😌
i love how he said in the beginning, "so wary of creepers when coming up to the surface", its as if he was foreshadowing how he ends
Joel: has full iron armor in the first 5 minutes
Me: doesn’t even have a stone pickaxe in the first 10 minutes
Oh Goods dont remind me q_q I tried several ocean biomes the last days bc i wanted an ocean biome with lots of island or a few big islands. Hahahaaa ... just water. Nothing but water
Me get 1 diamond 1 hour in Joel get Diamond first 10 min
Same
Beans: “Look at it, it looks so bad”
Me: Yeah... so bad...
**looks at my dirt house**
same
Same
Lol same XD
Joel: 24 hours is all you need to kill the ender dragon.
Pewdiepie:
I can’t believe i actually forgot that joel’s skin used to be shrek
Me: looks though comments before I watch the video
Also me: sees all the comments about Joel gettting killed by a creeper
Me: 👁 👄 👁
Thanks a lot..... :(
Ella- Lou tham why are you reading the comments
Its your fault
Lol
Lmao
Joel: Hardcore for 24 hours
Me: Hardcore for 5 seconds Edit: Thank you SO MUCH for all the likes! I never got this many before
Me: hardcore for 2 hours
Me: hardcore -2 seconds
Me: Hardcore for -0 seconds
Me:Hardcore for two days
same
the chest of seeds that feeds into a hopper into a composter.... life changing. why have I never thought of this?!
him: "ugh look at my base. so ugly"
me: *staring in amazement*
Joel: “my heart rate is beating right now”
Me: *thinks of the meme* “well yeah, I sure hope it does”
Joel:guys I'm think I'm having a heart attack
You:well yeah I sure hope you do
hahahahahhaaahahaahahahahahhahaahhaaahaahaahahhaahaahahaahahaahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahaha so funny
@@AlejandroHermano I laughed so hard I threw my phone at my mom and she died and i hid the body and accidentally killed my dad and then sold them on the black market for money and hid from the grid to avoid charges of mass genocide
Musduck you hid from the grid?
IcyCheetah 21019 i was thinking bout that also
Joel: you can't defeat me
Ender dragon and wither: no, but he can
*Creeper*
Lol XD
@that dude idk lol XD lmao bruh
@that dude cause they find it funny idiot
@that dude cause people find it funny idiot
this is my favorite series to watch thank u
Watching this whole I’m grinding on my hardcore world for lvl 30 enchants
Edit: I died on it while afk.
Nobody:
Joel: doesn’t use a grindstone on badly enchanted swords
Mischa Potter he was tired..
He used it on his mind instead of his sword
It's like being stoned
But actually learning
What is a grindstone I haven't played mc in a while lmao
@@sksjsjjsjsjs you can remove enchants with it
No one:
Me: haha he’s doing 24 hours and the video is 24 minutes
Me: I wanna do this for hours and the vid will be 3 mins
Groovy Gacha oh yeah
Oh I just noticed
No one:
Me: gets annoyed when people use this “No one: Me:” joke
HeartsAndBunnys oop sorry🥺
I feel you, man... I once didn't sleep for three days in a row.
joel i love your videos and i have been watching them forever hope you never stop doing what your doing
“Best armor” as your playing in the snapshot with netherite
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
I’m pretty sure he was playing in 1.15
@@calcium6253 I'm pretty sure there is no warped nether biome in 1.15. Also he said he's playing in the snapshot.
@@px6883 yeah for some reason he wasnt playing on 1.16 but on 1.16 snapshot were netherite wasnt added
@@dimipower6329 1.16 snapshots weren’t out then
Joel: "I'm smart"
Also Joel: *I'm nOt slEEpIng fOr 24 hOUrs*
That makes no sense 4 days is 6 nights?
@@gretacoolchannelmoss4723 that's the point
One night before one after the four daylight times
@Rubie Rue_789 sure you have buddy
joel is adorable 😂 he’s so awkward with his tea in the beginning
I love these videos! Please do more!
His base is more beautiful than mine, mine looks a plain base.
Honestly the only reason my base looks trash is because I’m going for utility rather than looks. But I may also just be a trash builder.
Mine doesn't
I do not think his looks to good but thats just my opinion
Mine is just a dirt hut
Joel: Ooh some more gunpowder.
Creeper: Walks in and blows up.
Desert Temple: Well, if he's doing it.
How you know when youve been playing minecraft 4 2 long: yes, i named my armour chesty westy and leggy weggy.
I want the seed and the cords of the second village because that right there I’ve been trying to emulate a base with a village and in a tiered style that looked perfect
checks my phone: sees Joel has uploaded*
me: “oh no what crazy but amazing content am i gonna see today”
Joel: enchants diamond sword
Joel: doesn’t like enchantment *makes new one*
Grindstone: why did you forget about me ;0;
mrepicman 1345 cause grindstones give back dick in terms of xp
Rosalind F but it’s better than wasting 2 diamonds and gaining no xp
me: "oh this is just Saturday"
17:05 Yeah that's rare because these spiders have small chance to spawn in chunk where you spent at least 10 hours.
Ender Dragon: Beat
Wither: Beat
Creeper: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
We just gonna ignore how he didn’t have a bow until after 12 hours
we are just gonna ignore that fact that his xp levels went from 20+ to 13, the the 65+ to 41
i like finn wolfhard and timothee chalamet- enchanting exists
i like finn wolfhard and timothee chalamet- your username is cringe
are we gonna ignore the fact it takes 24hrs for me to a diamond
this was fun to watch you should do more of this
you know, i dont know how to tell you how much i LOVE your videos and your video ideas
I can’t be the only one who notices that Joel has insane luck
Joel: "Minecraft i'm not Stupid!"
5 minutes later: Starts riding a boat across land with his villager
😂😂😂lol
Katie Durham LoL
How else is he supposed to transfer the villager?
That’s smart
If you call that strat stupid then that adjective applies to you
It does look so dumb tho
Ender dragon and Wither: *can't kill Joel*
Random Creeper: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
You’re base is great keep up the good work😀
Me: That’s a great base!
Him:I hate the base.
Me:”Yeah me too”
I don’t get it
Joel: *does another 24 hour challenge again*
Them: *"JoEl Ur GoNnA DiE AgAiN"*
Me: as long as chickens are killed.....as long as they're killed 😌😌😌
you: looking at the top comment and saying everyone has written it
me: 🤦♀️
Im not proud, the first thing he killed wasnt a chicken, but he did make a chiken torture chamber and killed the ultimate long-necked flying chicken,so he redemed.
Joel:I have quit a lot if tea
Me who drinks 2l a day: PATHETIC
"24h to beat the ender dragon" dream needs less than 30 minutes but the fact you've been 21 hours in hardcore is sooooo amazing
Joel: has full iron armor the first 10 minutes of playing
Me: has a full leather set after 2 hours of playing