I have to apologize Joel he..... he tricked us *ALL* IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN He only wanted destruction (Watch his new x-life episode called “the end”)
Joel: I found this, but it’s kinda weird. Then I found, this, but it’s also kinda weird. I did find these trees, but I thought they were ugly. Then I found mushrooms! They were pretty.
Sir god of anmie i do bleleve can you pretty pls ask clnx i think is yotube is he dose the same thing to but can you ask him to play with you pretty pls
Joel: finds a nether fortress Also Joel: "I eventually found a nether portal" Viewers: WaT tHe FrIck...what part of a nether fortress looks like a nether portal.....................
Probably the first ever guy who make me wanna watch through all his building progress instead of skipping Not only the progress is cut fast, well edited but also the buildings are just so creative and nice looking yet without getting himself off track of video content
I can only imagine how many rare, overpowered ores Joel passed on his lazer-focused quest to find diamonds 😂😂😂 edit: woah 1.2K? Thanks y'all, stay safe and drink some water for me ♡
Everybody in hardcore: build build build and some strip-mining Smallishbeans: explore explore some pillaging, and some more exploring (for the first 10 days)
Smallish beans: Gets golden lasso☺️ You can carry animals in it😐 He makes a panda island😲 He puts his pandas there😲 He names it “Peter the panda”🙂 Peter the panda is one of the agent’s names in phineas and ferb😳 This is a crossover meme without pictures🙂📋 This is a crossover meme without pictures🤨📋
Stand up, all victims of oppression For the tyrants fear your might Don't cling so hard to your possessions For you have nothing, if you have no rights Let racist ignorance be ended For respect makes the empires fall Freedom is merely privilege extended Unless enjoyed by one and all. CHORUS: So come brothers and sisters For the struggle carries on The Internationale Unites the world in song So comrades come rally For this is the time and place The international ideal Unites the human race Let no one build walls to divide us Walls of hatred nor walls of stone Come greet the dawn and stand beside us We'll live together or we'll die alone In our world poisoned by exploitation Those who have taken, now they must give And end the vanity of nations We've one but one Earth on which to live And so begins the final drama In the streets and in the fields We stand unbowed before their armour We defy their guns and shields When we fight, provoked by their aggression Let us be inspired by life and love For though they offer us concessions Change will not come from above. The Communist Song
Joel:Builds pretty island for his panda Also joel:"And Peter behaves like a dog because he instantly wanted me to scratch his belly But I didnt do it because he's a panda"
I can just imagine the staging seeing how and be like “What is this thing what is on his back?” And then the dragon hears the Whoopie cushion hat fart and is like “Ewwwww”
I always stop playing Minecraft because I run out of Idea. But no joke Joel always makes me get back online and challenge myself to do better. Whether it be on building of surviving.
Hey Joel, I don't know if you knew this, but there is an easier way to find a buried treasure on Java Edition. If you press F3, locate your chunk location. Make sure the coordinates line up as such: [9,~,9] (the '~' is there as the y level doesn't matter). The treasure is guaranteed there! I hope that you see this and hope it helps!
Joel: ‘It dropped chicken which is WEIRD.’
Also Joel: ‘It DIDN’T drop chicken which is WEIRD.’
I-
so is it a chicken or a duck? make your mind up silly bird!
Lmao
thats weird
Don't read my profile picture
joel: each island is gonna be a unique shape
lizzie: been there done that
Lmao
@That1lunatic UwU ikrrrr :(
@Strawberry Cow rewatch it lol, she has a playlist on her channel
17:50 "...Idk why cuz I'm too innocent for that"
-Joel, a grown, married man, who has a cult about torturing chickens in minecraft
It’s not a cult👿
It’s a *religion* 😇
@@TerrificBrick15 its a cult-ure
@@theparrot6516 *yeah 🙌
I have to apologize
Joel he..... he tricked us *ALL* IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN
He only wanted destruction
(Watch his new x-life episode called “the end”)
@@TerrificBrick15 he's the descendant of Thanos with the same mindset of chaos
i know this was a month ago but like can we just appreciate the fact that he said "east asian" instead of just asian
stann
That is why he's one of the best
@@ellali6219 wdym-?
Lol
@Gemma Hutchinson same I replied 12 minutes after you
animal: drops something when dies
Joel: thats weird
animal: -_-
This has 0 reply’s but a lot of likes....IMMA CHANGE THAT
@@Alex-Sr ?
@@Alex-Sr wtf
@@Alex-Sr hUh?
@@phoebem5226 I think he/she means your username.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Joel every seven seconds: “I went exploring and found some weird biomes, they were weird”
Lmao yes
🤣🤣🤣
..
Joel: finds cute animals
Also Joel: "so I killed it!"
Lizzie💕✨💜 is typing..
WhAt r U tIpeInG
“Caves are huge”
Me: *Laughs in Cave and Cliffs snapshot*
Yup, that's 1.18 alright!
Actually I play with peaceful mode cuz you can get yeeted into a large cave
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOLOLLOLOOLOOLOLLOL
Joel: I found this, but it’s kinda weird. Then I found, this, but it’s also kinda weird. I did find these trees, but I thought they were ugly. Then I found mushrooms! They were pretty.
Joel would be the best advertiser like-
“This wood cutter which is like a stone cutter but with wood.”
Yup imma buy that!
Lizzie: Live Laugh Horse
Joel: Live Laugh Jeremy
THAT IS SO GOOD YES YES YES UR SO COOL NOW
Lmao
A little bit of dejavoo
"Speed and powerrrrrrr!"
-jeremy clarkson.
Lol Joel named his world of “oh no no no"
Fanliy someone who notices
we know
I never knew
@@thanhtrieu393 what happened to
Anybody gonna talk about the name of the world???? “ oh no oh no no no no no no” YES JOEL YES
It’s from TikTok because I’m cool, hip and trendy
@@SmallishBeans 🤣 also Joel YOU ARE MY IDOL OMGGGGGG
@@SmallishBeans Oh the *trendz*
Lol XD
It's the best name
Anybody gonne talk about Joel's shovel? ''Kiss my grass''😂
lol ikr 😂
I was the hundred like >:) KISS MY GRASS
@@kbtvstudios9528 it’s still PG tho. He just needed to speak his mind
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
And like, the day 69 hahaha
‘I got to decorating, which isn’t my strongest suit’
Me:
*I beg to differ*
*differ
then beg
(this is a joke)
Differ ur welcome
Don't read my profile picture
@@timmytheteddy doesn't matter
joel: 69 hahah
me: does he-
joel: i don’t know why it’s a funny number because i’m too innocent for that
me: yeah he does
Is no one talking about how his silk touch shovel was called ‘“KISS MY GRASS”
LMFAO-
It's the best name
Not my first choice for a shovel name....
I LEGIT WENT INTO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT-
@@maddy1721 Same
Smalishbeans: -blocks blaze blast-
Achievements: “Parry this you casual”
Sir god of anmie i do bleleve can you pretty pls ask clnx i think is yotube is he dose the same thing to but can you ask him to play with you pretty pls
@@Jesus_Jesus1 begone
That achievement, bruh
is that a couphead reference?1?1?1!!!?
0
Joel: **literally does so much in just 50 days**
Me who can't even find the fortress after 69 days:
Me who has 2 wood in 420 days
@@444FT lol
@@moonlightbirdy its been 6 years....i still havent completed minecraft.....
The day I was born my only purpose was to calculate money find online work sleep the next thing I know in dead 💀🕊️↖️
Me who is scared to even go into survival mode in years 😂😅
I’ve rewatched this over 10 times, and no I’m not joking so please do a part 3..
He said on a live he didn't really like the mods so no more episodes (can't remember which one so don't ask)
He could probably add-on the mods tho
who else was just thinking about Joel and Lizies old series the deep end while he was building the moon shaped islands
Love that series
Lmao as soon as I saw the moon, I went straight to the comments cause I thought the same thingy
yep same
Same
Yes
*”I hate how I have to use board to get everywhere, I get seasick.”*
Joel, this is Minecraft.
ruclips.net/video/3Rm8bLLy6t4/видео.html..
Lol
Me: *gets distracted for one second*
Joel: *already talking about another topic*
Me: *confusion*
Me: who is Joel?!
@@TwinWatcher7291 the name of the person talking in the vid
@@ruthlyn8518 that was a joke lol😂
Joel, a nearly 30 year old man:
I don’t know why 69 is a funny number
Me, a 15 year old that goes to public school:
👁👄👁
when your 10 year old sister knows about that number 🤠
Ah gosh...
It’s a pose... for when you want to.. make a baby ;(
Yes
💀
im sorry but joel is so hip and trendy i can’t even
edit- ty for 1k likes
first, and no boomer LOL
Yes exactly he a bit boomer
Best comment
@kayleerobeau :)
@@sthercot exactly
Joel: This funky cave
Me: Oh god Joel’s becoming his mom
Joel: kills animal
**drops chicken**
Joel: Dats weird...dats suspicious...
lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73
Suspicious comes first btw
ruclips.net/video/2JiIINTDhi8/видео.html
Lets see how many subs i can get from comenting sub right now : 2 ye not a lot of subs i got p.s look at my desc :}
Doit
Joel: *writes 69 on sign*
Joel: “I don’t know why that’s a funny number”
Me:…
Time
Joel: finds baby turtles in the wild
Also Joel: Cool, whatever
Lizzie: -_-
Ok when Joel says “starter base” we all know its gonna be one of the biggest most detailed base of all time.
Yep.
Eh
Yes
Iknow
I know
Joel: finds a nether fortress
Also Joel: "I eventually found a nether portal"
Viewers: WaT tHe FrIck...what part of a nether fortress looks like a nether portal.....................
I get those two words mixed up too its mostly cuz of word mixup 😂😂😂
Lol XD
ruclips.net/video/uxppum_6ic4/видео.html
@@lxxsh2093 Me too, but I’ve also called the Stronghold a Nether Fortress once.
He kinda stupid sorry Joel if ur reading my comment I’m still a big fan
Probably the first ever guy who make me wanna watch through all his building progress instead of skipping
Not only the progress is cut fast, well edited but also the buildings are just so creative and nice looking yet without getting himself off track of video content
Joel next video: “Then I killed all my friends to see what they dropped and they dropped chicken, which was weird!”
Me: *hOL UP*
Omg yesssss
*Rip & Tear intensifies*
@@ruchikhera7013 what do you mean, this statement is perfect.
I’m sad Joel never mentioned about how everyone including Lizzie thought he farted because of the hat but it will be fine lol
lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73
@@simplespector3520 you have now 87
@@simplespector3520 88 now
@@simplespector3520 I want to try that too!
I guess it doesn't work anymore
@glory no 90
Most people when they see a new modded animal: awwww I want one as a pet
Joel: *KILL TO SEE WHAT IT DROPS*
I take multiple and kill one
For animals in minecraft
SmallishBeans: "I'm too innocent for that"
Me: Ohhh yeaaa your soooooooo innocent, lol
Joel: acts normal and serious...
Also Joel: *names shovel “kiss my grass” and also names bow “pew pew”
Edit: TYSM JOEL FOR LIKING ! XD❤️❤️
Yesh
@Olivia Torres cute cat picture
Don't read my profile picture
lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73
ruclips.net/video/2JiIINTDhi8/видео.html
"This Philosopher's stone."
Me: YOU'RE A WIZARD, JOEL!
I can only imagine how many rare, overpowered ores Joel passed on his lazer-focused quest to find diamonds 😂😂😂
edit: woah 1.2K? Thanks y'all, stay safe and drink some water for me ♡
Lol
D.W.L
I was thinking the same XD
Lol
Same
I always love when joel says ‘our’ and ‘we’
Why
day 50: I'm surprised Joel hasn't used leaves yet
Day 70: spoke to soon
His starter base is better than anything I’ve ever tried to build
my starter base ends up being my base forever
Same ✋💀
Sameeee
Yeah
Me too
Joel: “This philosopher’s stone thing”
Me: Harry Potter mode activated
Fullmetal alchemist mode activated
"Yer a Wizard, Harry,"
I-I'm a wOT?
@@casey6977 Yer a shrek, Joel
@@flapjackgames haha
It the sorcerers stone
You have to appreciate the unique colors in all of his house designs
"Live, laugh, jeremy"
-Sun tzu, The art of war
i spat my water out at this lmfao
@@kattyflakes why
That's definitely a techno reference
@@random_mooshroomi exactly why i spat my water out at this
YESSS SOMEONE ELSE WHO WATCHES THEM BOTHHH
"Don't know why that's such a funny number though cuz I'm too innocent for that -cough laugh-" -Joel February 3rd 2021 17:49
wait why is it the funny number
@@jessicacummins8192if u don’t know then you are too young to look it up
@@jessicacummins8192 Um...search it up. Unless your too young.
Ye I’m 11 and know what it means, but yeah.....
@@annikarosas2720 PLS
Uh oh lizzies got him saying “cute” now 😂💀
I like your profile pic
I love how Joel names his tool funny things like the shovel was called kiss my grass lol
I love how Joel’s silk touch shovel was called “kiss my grass”
“Had to kill that dude there. He was really annoying.”
If that was how life worked everyone I had ever met would be dead.
i would be dead. KILLED BY MY SISTER! (a middle child she is) (im youngest)
If it's legal, I would kill my older siblings and some of my friends cause they are just annoying
That’s me literally every day at school
@@-katsgacha-1129 ew a youngest child
i would be a mass murderer-
Joel: "What does 69 mean? I'm to innocent to understand."
Also Joel: **Names shovel 'Kiss My Grass'**
U r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring
@Jacob Gordon Well guess what? SO ARE YOU
@@bruh-wb6el *Uno reverse card*
@@bruh-wb6el can you not act like a 5 yr old? The joke was funny
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh maaaa gowdddd
Joel killing an animal which isn't a chicken and getting chicken be like:
"Wait, that's illegal"
"Celebrated Day 69"
"I'm too innocent for that..."
He says that.. but in one of the last videos he said "criticise me daddy"..
@@michellezoeseitz6286 AHAHAH LOL YES I'VE SEEN IT
@@michellezoeseitz6286 one of the funniest thing I've ever heard from his video.
Wait what does that mean?
@@sophiechen3230 your too innocent for that
“and also this philosophers stone thing..“
**Hedwig’s theme plays**
Joel: I'm using mods
me: yay we get shaders
Joel: *doesn't use shaders*
Oof 🤣
@@normundsukins9036 I read that as the original Steve oof
When he said with these “evil striders” my heart broke. They’re adorable and friendly!
I WANT A STRIDER AS A PET IRL! THEY ARE SO CUTE
Lina J YEAH ME TOO!!!
Lizzie: Live Laugh Horse
Joel: Lise Laugh Jeremy
JEREMY FOR LIFE
@@linaj8373 YES JEREMY
What's is lise
ah yes _highschool_ laugh Jeremy (that's what google said it translated to-)
Joel is literally so good at minecraft. I can't even-
Edit: How did i get so many likes like wha-? Thanks
Ikr👁️💧👄💧👁️
Ikr I can’t even complete minecraft I just build mushroom homes 🥲🥲
How can he do houses so frikin good tho
IKRRR
@@charliemcallen7640 same but like I kinda like building them
Is no one talking how he said “day 69 but I’m too innocent for that😂”
literally!! that was so funny 😂
I looked for this comment 😂
Me accidentally singing:
34+35
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I was looking at the comments for that
😂
Am I the only one that thinks it's so sweet how he says 'we'???
Everybody in hardcore: build build build and some strip-mining
Smallishbeans: explore explore some pillaging, and some more exploring (for the first 10 days)
Nobody:
Not even me:
Not even a psychopath:
Joel’s silk touch shovel: KISS MY GRASS
"I don't know why 69 is a funny number"
"I'm too innocent" I wonder what it means
Lol
Why is 69 a funny number
it says view REPLY when there was two replies but then i replied- *WHAT IS LIFE*
@@squeakermcgee do you not know?
@@vineetmitra3810 SHE IS TOO INNOCENT !
Smallish beans:
Gets golden lasso☺️
You can carry animals in it😐
He makes a panda island😲
He puts his pandas there😲
He names it “Peter the panda”🙂
Peter the panda is one of the agent’s names in phineas and ferb😳
This is a crossover meme without pictures🙂📋
This is a crossover meme without pictures🤨📋
Breh
Wow I really in jod your voiedo
Does anyone else like how Joel refers to his house as “our house”
We all love communism
Ngl i talk to myself in my head like that, idk why
@@b.o.b.3759 Same LMAO
And "we built ourselves a nether portal"
Stand up, all victims of oppression
For the tyrants fear your might
Don't cling so hard to your possessions
For you have nothing, if you have no rights
Let racist ignorance be ended
For respect makes the empires fall
Freedom is merely privilege extended
Unless enjoyed by one and all.
CHORUS: So come brothers and sisters
For the struggle carries on
The Internationale
Unites the world in song
So comrades come rally
For this is the time and place
The international ideal
Unites the human race
Let no one build walls to divide us
Walls of hatred nor walls of stone
Come greet the dawn and stand beside us
We'll live together or we'll die alone
In our world poisoned by exploitation
Those who have taken, now they must give
And end the vanity of nations
We've one but one Earth on which to live
And so begins the final drama
In the streets and in the fields
We stand unbowed before their armour
We defy their guns and shields
When we fight, provoked by their aggression
Let us be inspired by life and love
For though they offer us concessions
Change will not come from above.
The Communist Song
Joel : "And also look at this walrus hat-"
Me : *nostalgia* Walrus hat of peace??
Omg yassss
YESS
war turkeys
Yassss
Y E S
Lizzie is starting to rub off on Joel. He started making cute islands and got a walrus hat.
If only Joel invited Lizzie-
@@xyla6892 with all the people commenting about Lizzie I thought she was invited-
Joel should of invited lizzie😐
i know thats weird
Joel: Now it’s time to make our starter base!
Also Joel: makes a castle contraption 🤓
Remember when joels channel was called small beans and he used to swear every single 10 seconds well and now so different
Me
Me
Joel looked soooo small and young right
“I have no idea what 69 means cause i’m too innocent for that”
Me to my mom when a 69 joke appears in a movie we’re watching 🥰👍
He's so pure lol-
@DelsiB1 oh God uhh
@DelsiB1 2 People, Chicken Cat.
This is way to accurate
@DelsiB1 $ex position, and also a rapper
Joel: *finds a heart crystal and a panic necklace*
Me: *Terraria mode activated*
lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73
Same!
The house looks amazing!!
Ikr it’s so cool
Joel:Builds pretty island for his panda
Also joel:"And Peter behaves like a dog because he instantly wanted me to scratch his belly But I didnt do it because he's a panda"
…and? I’m a bit confused
@@fluffycatgaming5775 its just funny lol
Ok but can we talk abt how his animals weren’t named jermey??? Like- Joel you good??????
Joel do we need to talk
😂
Yeah is this even joel I mean he killed chickens and horses but his animals aren't named Jeremey
that's weird
Who are you and what have you done with Joel impostor Joel
Joel...do we need to take a moment to talk?🤔
Joel: "I put a sign down to celebrate day 69, idk why tho because I'm too innocent for that."
Me: UM JOEL?!
I thinks it just to please his younger audience, he has a wife and is an adult.
I burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@natashariach4100 same
Wat does it mean
@@edits8270 stay inocent please. :D
The east Asian style looks really nice, I hope you continue using this style
I can’t even do this is in normal this guy is doing it hardcore like how?!
He has probably been playing this since it was released
Get good scrub
ha yeah I don't even play the actual game I just build lol
6:44 looking around in ore / awe. Nice pun Joel. Don’t know if it was accidental or not, but you always make me smile!
ayyy keep this series going!
Yeah I love it!!
Fs
Yessssss
Yeah
YESSSSSSSSS
I love to make ppl happy and I'm happy for Joel and what he sacrifices for us
Now we waiting for "I Played Hardcore Modded Minecraft for 200 Days.."
I know but I write this before it
Yeah
“I’m to innocent for that” Joel said
I didn't understand what he meant by the 69 thing. Can you please explain it to me?
@@naoedouard4422 uh did u figure it out?.. 💀
@@madalena2708 No, but did you figure it out?
@@naoedouard4422 yep I already knew.. unfortunately
I can just imagine the staging seeing how and be like “What is this thing what is on his back?” And then the dragon hears the Whoopie cushion hat fart and is like “Ewwwww”
I always stop playing Minecraft because I run out of Idea. But no joke Joel always makes me get back online and challenge myself to do better. Whether it be on building of surviving.
“I double dirted it”
Me: that’s new
Fwhip is rubbing of on him.
Annie rose
Exactly
Fwhip: pats Joel on the back
Don't read my profile picture
I love that Lizzy makes so many “love, laugh, love” jokes 😂😂
MOMO
Let's see how many subs I can get from this reply
@@denismirchev8937 stop please dont ask like that
@@denismirchev8937 none
You said love 2 times
Nobody:
Joel: etcetera..etcetera...etcetera
“Don’t know y that’s a funny number because I’m to innocent for that”😏😏
🤣🤣I’m dying tho🤣🤣
“Idk why I thought it was funny I am just too innocent”
You: *killing chickens nonstop*
i think he meant it i another way
@@ok-jp8nl yea I thought so too
isnt he a grown adult even i know the number -_-
@@X4nd3r.TheEmo idek
69hahahaha😂😂
Joel: puts a sign that says 69 haha
Also Joel: I dunno why that’s a funny number cuz I’m too innocent for that
The fact that I can't even play in Minecraft for a day in easy mode declares Joel as a legend
On a real note, how are you that bad at a block game lol
@@pythonl0rd584 I honestly don't know--
😭🤚
It doesn’t mean he is a legend, He is a legend and you just suck at Minecraft
@@FigureFightersuhhhh that’s rude...
Joel just to let you know your builds are never ugly. 22:48
Joel is out here building things in hardcore that I can't even make in creative 😔
Same bro
me to lol
The fact that Joel keeps doing the ideas he least wants to do just makes these videos so much more funny
joel on day 4: *has an enchanted helmet and TONS of gold*
me on day 4: is probably *still* towered up on a pile of *dirt*
Lol
Buetiful Joel pronunciation
Toe-tel
Aphstetic
Su-ite
Proper fight with a pack of mobs
LoAds
Pwrety scareey
Kee-ute
Joel is amazing
Joel: “and then we collected some dirt”
Joel:*collects grass blocks*
but to get dirt you break grass ;-;
@@jaybroe1854 yes but at 12:05 he said he wanted dirt but he had silk touch on his shovel, so he was collecting grass blocks
Joel: **Finds out that this mod counts the amount of Minecraft days you have played for**
Joel: Time for another 100 days video
Flamingo: Drops chicken
Joel: Thats weird
Duck: Drops chicken
Joel: thats weird
Another duck: drops something other than chicken
Joel: thats weird
Hey Joel, I don't know if you knew this, but there is an easier way to find a buried treasure on Java Edition. If you press F3, locate your chunk location. Make sure the coordinates line up as such: [9,~,9] (the '~' is there as the y level doesn't matter). The treasure is guaranteed there! I hope that you see this and hope it helps!