😂😂😂😂I'm hollering......I'm a mental health therapist on a high school campus and the other day, one of my students told me that my feet looked like they were "busting" out of my shoes. They were pointed toe flats, needless to say, I never wore those shoes again. 😂😂😂 I'm tired of being insulted by folks who don't pay bills. 🤣
I had a student tell me that I needed to go to Lowe's knows to find me a man. I thought that wasn't a bad idea as I might find a Handyman as well as a husband.🤣
One of my Kindergartners said I reminded her of her Grandma. I was 42 at the time, and I knew I shouldn't be offended. "Why?" I asked. She told me her Grandma wears purple a lot too. It isn't always an insult.
What does an outfit meant to go fight a bear in even look like? "Bald headed roach" is quite the creative insult by a child upset over a seating chart.
I wish I could remember all the things I've heard my high school students say but it's too much to remember. I do remember telling a student that I trust polio more than I trust them and the look of confusion on their face was priceless.
I have a zillion stories after 40 years of teaching mainly lower grades. On the way back to the school bus after a trip to a dairy farm, one of my Kindergarten boys looked me up and down and asked, “Ms. L, where’s your udder?” From a second grade girl, “Don’t you ever wish you was Black?” I replied, “I’ve never given it much thought. Why do you ask?” Her answer, “‘Cause now my parents are divorced and if you was Black, you could marry my Daddy and be my second Mommy. I got a second Daddy but he don’t like me and DiAndré.” (Her older brother) I went for an extended bike ride one sunny, Spring, Sunday afternoon when I was teaching grades 2-5 in a very rural area of Montana. About 10 miles out of town, I came upon two of my students, cousins, and a little brother playing on a huge mound of plowed up snow in the front of their house. I called out to them, “Hey! Jason! Marcus! Timmy! Hello up there!” All three froze in place and stared at me, wide-eyed. “Are you having fun,” I asked. They continued to stare until finally Marcus said, astounded, “Ms. L! You can ride a bike?!!” All day long, a first grade boy kept wanting to ask me a question, but he always remembered it at inappropriate times, like during morning Mass and in the middle of instructional time or a math quiz. I think I asked him if it had anything to do with the reading or history lesson, and he said no. Finally, at the end of the day, I had dismissal duty. Billy timidly raised his hand and asked if he could ask me the question. I told him yes, and his question? “Why do my fingernails grow faster than my toenails?” I had to disappoint him because I didn’t know! Everyone agreed that fingernails do seem to grow faster than toenails, but to this day, I’ve not found an answer that really makes sense, not even on Google. My school was asking for parent volunteers to assist at a pancake breakfast fundraiser, and it was the last day to submit volunteer forms. Only one girl had not submitted the form and she still didn’t have it. So I simply asked her if she knew whether her mother was volunteering. She said, “My Mommy said to tell you she has too many tissues on her plate right now.” A first grade boy, an only child too “adult” for his age had failed to return his permission slip for the annual K-1 trip to the county farm. He’d already gone in Kindergarten and complained the whole time about the smell, the mud, too much walking, and how he thought animals were nasty. I questioned him every morning about the permission slip and he always had a different excuse. Realizing I wasn’t going to entertain any more of them, he stood up, tried to look authoritative, and in imitation of a lawyer, said, “Tell me, Ms. L, If I choose to forgo this particular trip, seeing as you and I have both been there, what are my options?” “Your options? Who am I, your stock broker? Your options are to go on the trip or stay in the detention room and do a work packet.” Next day he handed in the permission slip with his step-father’s blessings to enjoy his trip to the farm. At morning circle time on Monday, every Kindergartener was greeted by name and given an opportunity to share something of interest with the class. Once, a girl excitedly informed us that she would not be coming to school tomorrow because her new baby brother was getting circumcised. A boy chimed in, I don’t remember my bris. I thought, “Oh, no. How do I answer their questions?” But there were none. We just moved on to the next child. Sometimes older children who seem savvy really aren’t. A new, right out of college, very good looking math teacher was hired for middle school, grades 6-8. Immediately, nearly all the girls were “in love” with him. He made the mistake of confirming that he was single and without a girlfriend. Around Thanksgiving, in an effort to put off the girls, he let it slip “on accident” one Friday, that he had a date that night. Four seventh grade girls appeared in the Principal’s office, wanting to know if she’d given Mr. Y. permission! They were serious. Their thinking was that because he was so young and still in (grad) school, that he wasn’t quite old enough to date without consulting her. In their minds, he wasn’t fully an adult. She subsequently had a talk with the middle school girls, informing them that Mr. Y. was off limits. I suspect someone had a talk with Mr. Y. as well, how to deal with the love-smitten lassies, because he grew a beard which did make him look older. Back to Catholic school fundraisers, this time a Fall Festival and Craft Fair. Homemade wreaths and bouquets of dried flowers and such were in vogue, so a number of mothers got together several evenings a week to make them. They set up in the barn beside the home of one of my Kindergarteners. It happened that the boy had been out sick with chicken pox and had fallen behind in his work, so I’d sent home a packet of worksheets for him to complete. When several weeks had gone by without receiving any worksheets, I asked if his mother had been helping him. Brandon’s reply, “Naw, every night she’s too busy messing around with dead weeds.”
I teach Kindergarten & here’s my favorite thing a student has said this year: our local fire dept. came to talk to the kids about fire safety, which we had already talked about a bit in class. One of the firemen asked the kids what they should do if their clothes catch on fire & one of my little girls raised her hand & said, “take them off” 😂 none of the adults could contain their laughter!
During 2020 I had to cover staggered classes and I was told by a 4th grader that he felt bad I wasn’t going to be alive in the year 3,000… I said, are you planning on living to be 1,000 years old? His face went 😮
I just want to walk around with a spray bottle. Anyone acting/talking inappropriately towards me gets a squirt of water in the face. You’re not hitting anyone, swearing at them or anything…just *squirt* and walk on.
A high schooler asked me if I had kids. I said no. And he replied “Good. I don’t think you’d be a good mom.” I told one of my high school classes that I couldn’t stay after school for extra help because I had a doctors appointment. One girl shouted “are you pregnant” I said “no. Why?” And she said “teachers only go to the doctor when they’re pregnant.”
My niece asked my mom what it was like “when the world was in black and white”. She was born in 2003 and when she was 5 or 6, referred to an N’SYNC song as “music from the 1900s”. That one stung.
I substitute taught for about 7 years because it allowed me the freedom to work around my young daughter’s schedule. I live in Michigan and subbed K through 12 and some of the things that come out of these kids mouths, well let’s just say you had to be there to believe it. I’m a retired US Veteran, a nurse with a background in social work. It saddens me when great teachers such as yourself leave the profession due to lack of administrative support. Teachers are there to teach our kids how to read, write, add 2 plus 2 etc. teachers are not there to police or babysit your unruly kids. Morals, values the ability to discern the difference between right and wrong are things that should be taught to kids in the home as soon as they are old enough to learn which HELLO is from birth.
Theres a country song that this comment made me think of. It says everything... I believe that youth is spent well on the young 'Cause wisdom in your teens Would be a lot less fun It also gives us a lot of good stories to tell lol 🤗
The nerve of the kids that say these things... 😂🤣 If I had a kid say to me that I should wear shorter skirts cuz I don't have a husband, etc I'd tell the student to see the principal and tell him to update the teacher dress code.... Lol 😂🤣😂
When I was subbing at a middle school I had a kid walk into the class, look at me confused and then says outloud "You don't look like Shrek" before sitting down like nothing happened.
😂😂🤣🤣 that 1st one- God please help that poor child! That's disturbing😳 when you said "as a matter of fact, I am- getting ready to go fight your mama" 😂😂 💜
I homeschool now but I had my child in public school for a bit. One day in the 4th grade he came home and told me he had performed an exorcism on another boy at school. He pushed the boy to the ground, sat on them and shouted "begone Satan!" We are NOT religious people so I found it very odd. I was expecting a phone call home but never got one.
That's ok. When we were preschoolers my cousin and I staged elaborate egyptian mummification burial ceremonies 🧻⚰️ (at least to our best knowledge at that age) and would solemnly chant "Mummy-phesians, mummy-pheeEEeesians" while doing so. We were little weirdos! lol
My 8 year old brother conducted a Catholic funeral Mass in Latin for a dead chickadee we found on the playground. We put it in a box from pretzel snacks and put a piece of paper colored black from coal in the ash cans, got holy water from a puddle. We buried it near the edge of the woods behind the teeter-totters. Next day I brought in a homemade cross and another girl made a cardboard headstone.
Oh my goodness! I once had a 2nd grader ask me if I was born in the black & white! I had to pause and think for a minute about what he was actually trying to ask... then it dawned on me that he thought the world was black & white at one time, because of old TV series. I was 31 years young when he asked me this and I'm only 36 now. After I collectedmyself, I calmly explained that the world has always had color, cameras just didn't have the ability to film in color back then. I quickly followed it up with making sure he understood that not only was I born when color TV was already a thing, but so were my parents. I then explained that my grandparents were born at that time period. This child's mom was 24ish and he was 7, so he struggled with the concept that adults over 30 were still young! This kid was also my Tristan, so maybe there was some understanding there and he was trying to push buttons. Lol. I absolutely LOVE that there was a similar story to mine here. So funny!
A student told me that he'd rather "stick a burr up his butt than retake [my] class." I could not hold it together and laughed uncontrollably. This young man was a junior and refused to make up work he missed.
on the 2nd day of school this year one of my 1st graders told me I was going to pass away soon. I told my coworkers and they thought ot was funny...and admin wad like.. you have to remember, they're 1st graders...
I had a Kinder ask if I was pregnant and when I said no and was laughing embarrassed she went ahead and informed me that I was pregnant. Oh these kids 😂
I told my 1st grade teacher she looked like Geraldine from the Flip Wilson's show. apparently I thought it was a compliment. I dont remember this but I ran into her many years later and she told me this story. she said she threw that wig away when she got home!
This was hilarious! The teacher shaped like a Hennessey bottle AND the teacher wearing Birkenstocks who shouldn't show off her feet for free were my two favorite. Thanks for the laughs.
When very young, I thought that people walked and moved funny in WWI and the 1920’s. I did know, however, that the world wasn’t black and white because most films and photos were still black and white until I entered high school.
I work as a Supervisor for a before & after school child care at a school. One evening, a child's mom was giving me some meds for her child's PM dose. The mom states, "There's 10 of that drug." The child shouts, "I'm taking drugs?!" The child (a 5th grader) didn't understand that it was a "good drug" that was prescribed by a doctor. The 5th grade was learning how "Drugs are bad" from teachers and cops/ EMTs and the child immediately thought it was a "bad drug" from the lessons/ stories. 😄
I stopped teaching to stay home with my baby, but one of my middle school boys last year told me I needed to put more effort into my appearance... and remember to do my edges 😅😂😮. (I have long curly hair) I was like...ummm, when I was a kid, we just called them baby hairs.
If the dad who told the kid to "tell you he thinks you're prettier than my mama" is divorced from his child's mama....I think we can see why. If not... YIKES.
I can only imagine what they’d say about me if they said you at 23 is behind. I’m in my mid 30s I’ve been married divorced and then engaged for 5 years. Lol
In that last one's defense, they probably can't see faces (I forget what it's called but it's a real disability) so they gave a body description of the teacher they're looking for. I, myself, remember faces better than names. This one time (recently) a co-worker was asking me if I had seen a fellow co-worker (again, I remember FACES not NAMES) and I asked them if they were talking about the one with the duck lips (I really did say that, word-for-word). I'm not sure if that co-worker was insulted by that description or not (they didn't confrunt me or anything). But the point is, not everyone remembers names very well so they often go with body descriptions.
I was told that I would look just like a Kardashian if I got Botox. She also wanted to know how I grew my eyelashes so long, I have alopecia so I do not have eyelashes. I told he flat out I don't know what she is talking about, because I don't have any eyelashes.
The black and white thing LOL. I can't count how many students tell me the world used to be in black and white. Like, WTF!? Also, i teach at a private school now which has sex segregated class. SO you have one all girls class and one all boys class. OMG! DO NOT give me an all boys class after recess! Unless it was raining, recess was always outside, not in a gym. These boys would come back drenched in sweat like they been in a pool and FUNKY!!! I literally would have to spray febreeze in the air just to get through the class.
Omg so there was a week that I had laryngitis. And one of my students went home and told their mom. Mom was like "ohh no you guys are going to have to be quieter so you can hear him" Kid turns to mom and said "no Mr. B will just have to talk in a normal voice and stop shouting" 💀🤣 ok first of all
Admin said don't check the kids....CHECK YO ADMIN AAAAND THEM BEBES KIDS🤓😎, what's admin gonna do, fire you? Fire you and take yo class...ok admin check check 🤪😎, admin I ain't got time to talk to yall I'm too busy checkin these kids....send me a email uh some'in
I'm sorry but, the "bald headed roach" comment has me dying!! 🤣🤣🤣 Like, that was so uncalled for over a new seating arrangement. 💀💀💀
You mean there are roaches with hair?
😂😂😂😂I'm hollering......I'm a mental health therapist on a high school campus and the other day, one of my students told me that my feet looked like they were "busting" out of my shoes. They were pointed toe flats, needless to say, I never wore those shoes again. 😂😂😂 I'm tired of being insulted by folks who don't pay bills. 🤣
Shalom! Achoti . APTTMHY!
"...or they've been on a Dateline episode." LOL!!!!
I had a student tell me that I needed to go to Lowe's knows to find me a man. I thought that wasn't a bad idea as I might find a Handyman as well as a husband.🤣
😂
Hey! Not a bad idea! I like the workman, builder type. Maybe I’ll hang out in the lumber area!
One of my Kindergartners said I reminded her of her Grandma. I was 42 at the time, and I knew I shouldn't be offended. "Why?" I asked. She told me her Grandma wears purple a lot too. It isn't always an insult.
This happened to me too! She said I reminded her of her grandma cause we smell the same! 😆
@@MH-zr3re precious!
But some grandmas are 40.
@@MH-zr3re Grandma shops at Bath and body works too!
What does an outfit meant to go fight a bear in even look like?
"Bald headed roach" is quite the creative insult by a child upset over a seating chart.
I had a student say to me "I like your dress." After I smiled and said thank you, she said "It makes you look skinny even though you're not." 😳
😭
Future Serial Killers of America....🙈🤣🤣🤣💀
I wish I could remember all the things I've heard my high school students say but it's too much to remember. I do remember telling a student that I trust polio more than I trust them and the look of confusion on their face was priceless.
That sounds like a great learning moment.
Made me laugh out loud!!
I’m not even a teacher and your videos give me life
I have a zillion stories after 40 years of teaching mainly lower grades.
On the way back to the school bus after a trip to a dairy farm, one of my Kindergarten boys looked me up and down and asked, “Ms. L, where’s your udder?”
From a second grade girl, “Don’t you ever wish you was Black?” I replied, “I’ve never given it much thought. Why do you ask?” Her answer, “‘Cause now my parents are divorced and if you was Black, you could marry my Daddy and be my second Mommy. I got a second Daddy but he don’t like me and DiAndré.” (Her older brother)
I went for an extended bike ride one sunny, Spring, Sunday afternoon when I was teaching grades 2-5 in a very rural area of Montana. About 10 miles out of town, I came upon two of my students, cousins, and a little brother playing on a huge mound of plowed up snow in the front of their house. I called out to them, “Hey! Jason! Marcus! Timmy! Hello up there!” All three froze in place and stared at me, wide-eyed. “Are you having fun,” I asked.
They continued to stare until finally Marcus said, astounded, “Ms. L! You can ride a bike?!!”
All day long, a first grade boy kept wanting to ask me a question, but he always remembered it at inappropriate times, like during morning Mass and in the middle of instructional time or a math quiz. I think I asked him if it had anything to do with the reading or history lesson, and he said no. Finally, at the end of the day, I had dismissal duty. Billy timidly raised his hand and asked if he could ask me the question. I told him yes, and his question? “Why do my fingernails grow faster than my toenails?” I had to disappoint him because I didn’t know! Everyone agreed that fingernails do seem to grow faster than toenails, but to this day, I’ve not found an answer that really makes sense, not even on Google.
My school was asking for parent volunteers to assist at a pancake breakfast fundraiser, and it was the last day to submit volunteer forms. Only one girl had not submitted the form and she still didn’t have it. So I simply asked her if she knew whether her mother was volunteering. She said, “My Mommy said to tell you she has too many tissues on her plate right now.”
A first grade boy, an only child too “adult” for his age had failed to return his permission slip for the annual K-1 trip to the county farm. He’d already gone in Kindergarten and complained the whole time about the smell, the mud, too much walking, and how he thought animals were nasty. I questioned him every morning about the permission slip and he always had a different excuse. Realizing I wasn’t going to entertain any more of them, he stood up, tried to look authoritative, and in imitation of a lawyer, said, “Tell me, Ms. L, If I choose to forgo this particular trip, seeing as you and I have both been there, what are my options?” “Your options? Who am I, your stock broker? Your options are to go on the trip or stay in the detention room and do a work packet.” Next day he handed in the permission slip with his step-father’s blessings to enjoy his trip to the farm.
At morning circle time on Monday, every Kindergartener was greeted by name and given an opportunity to share something of interest with the class. Once, a girl excitedly informed us that she would not be coming to school tomorrow because her new baby brother was getting circumcised. A boy chimed in, I don’t remember my bris. I thought, “Oh, no. How do I answer their questions?” But there were none. We just moved on to the next child.
Sometimes older children who seem savvy really aren’t. A new, right out of college, very good looking math teacher was hired for middle school, grades 6-8. Immediately, nearly all the girls were “in love” with him. He made the mistake of confirming that he was single and without a girlfriend. Around Thanksgiving, in an effort to put off the girls, he let it slip “on accident” one Friday, that he had a date that night. Four seventh grade girls appeared in the Principal’s office, wanting to know if she’d given Mr. Y. permission! They were serious. Their thinking was that because he was so young and still in (grad) school, that he wasn’t quite old enough to date without consulting her. In their minds, he wasn’t fully an adult. She subsequently had a talk with the middle school girls, informing them that Mr. Y. was off limits. I suspect someone had a talk with Mr. Y. as well, how to deal with the love-smitten lassies, because he grew a beard which did make him look older.
Back to Catholic school fundraisers, this time a Fall Festival and Craft Fair. Homemade wreaths and bouquets of dried flowers and such were in vogue, so a number of mothers got together several evenings a week to make them. They set up in the barn beside the home of one of my Kindergarteners. It happened that the boy had been out sick with chicken pox and had fallen behind in his work, so I’d sent home a packet of worksheets for him to complete. When several weeks had gone by without receiving any worksheets, I asked if his mother had been helping him. Brandon’s reply, “Naw, every night she’s too busy messing around with dead weeds.”
All so cute! I wish I had kept track of so many ! ( retired Kinder teacher)
I teach Kindergarten & here’s my favorite thing a student has said this year: our local fire dept. came to talk to the kids about fire safety, which we had already talked about a bit in class. One of the firemen asked the kids what they should do if their clothes catch on fire & one of my little girls raised her hand & said, “take them off” 😂 none of the adults could contain their laughter!
During 2020 I had to cover staggered classes and I was told by a 4th grader that he felt bad I wasn’t going to be alive in the year 3,000… I said, are you planning on living to be 1,000 years old? His face went 😮
One of my former third graders got a paper cut and followed up peering at the cut with, “I can see my meat.” 😅
How do you even respond to that
@@kenny667 honestly I just laugh 🤣 I have no poker face with these kids.
@@kenny667 I laughed.
I just want to walk around with a spray bottle. Anyone acting/talking inappropriately towards me gets a squirt of water in the face. You’re not hitting anyone, swearing at them or anything…just *squirt* and walk on.
I love it!
@@dawnstonerock4253 Me too, but you’ll get fired.
@@mariekatherine5238 😂
I should try that with my great Nephew. He's a little 😈
A high schooler asked me if I had kids. I said no. And he replied “Good. I don’t think you’d be a good mom.”
I told one of my high school classes that I couldn’t stay after school for extra help because I had a doctors appointment. One girl shouted “are you pregnant” I said “no. Why?” And she said “teachers only go to the doctor when they’re pregnant.”
😂😂
My niece asked my mom what it was like “when the world was in black and white”. She was born in 2003 and when she was 5 or 6, referred to an N’SYNC song as “music from the 1900s”. That one stung.
Technically correct, but she still didn't have to say it like that!
I substitute taught for about 7 years because it allowed me the freedom to work around my young daughter’s schedule. I live in Michigan and subbed K through 12 and some of the things that come out of these kids mouths, well let’s just say you had to be there to believe it. I’m a retired US Veteran, a nurse with a background in social work. It saddens me when great teachers such as yourself leave the profession due to lack of administrative support. Teachers are there to teach our kids how to read, write, add 2 plus 2 etc. teachers are not there to police or babysit your unruly kids. Morals, values the ability to discern the difference between right and wrong are things that should be taught to kids in the home as soon as they are old enough to learn which HELLO is from birth.
Sometimes I wish kids know what adult life is like 😂
Man for real! 😂
Theres a country song that this comment made me think of. It says everything...
I believe that youth is spent well on the young
'Cause wisdom in your teens
Would be a lot less fun
It also gives us a lot of good stories to tell lol
🤗
They’ll know it when the real world hits them like a brick wall.
The nerve of the kids that say these things... 😂🤣 If I had a kid say to me that I should wear shorter skirts cuz I don't have a husband, etc I'd tell the student to see the principal and tell him to update the teacher dress code.... Lol 😂🤣😂
I certainly ain't have no kids, definitely not a teacher, but binged the podcasts, and made sure to show up, Best Friend.🤘😘🔥
When I was subbing at a middle school I had a kid walk into the class, look at me confused and then says outloud "You don't look like Shrek" before sitting down like nothing happened.
I had a student call a teacher that the other day
I am not a teacher, but I have a friend who is, I share these with him. Lolol, teachers have to be at least a little crazy to do their jobs
😂😂🤣🤣 that 1st one- God please help that poor child! That's disturbing😳 when you said "as a matter of fact, I am- getting ready to go fight your mama" 😂😂 💜
I homeschool now but I had my child in public school for a bit. One day in the 4th grade he came home and told me he had performed an exorcism on another boy at school. He pushed the boy to the ground, sat on them and shouted "begone Satan!" We are NOT religious people so I found it very odd. I was expecting a phone call home but never got one.
Trust me there are kids who need one. I had classes I prayed alot about.
As a former teacher, I have wanted to do that! 🤣
😂😂
That's ok. When we were preschoolers my cousin and I staged elaborate egyptian mummification burial ceremonies 🧻⚰️ (at least to our best knowledge at that age) and would solemnly chant "Mummy-phesians, mummy-pheeEEeesians" while doing so. We were little weirdos! lol
My 8 year old brother conducted a Catholic funeral Mass in Latin for a dead chickadee we found on the playground. We put it in a box from pretzel snacks and put a piece of paper colored black from coal in the ash cans, got holy water from a puddle. We buried it near the edge of the woods behind the teeter-totters. Next day I brought in a homemade cross and another girl made a cardboard headstone.
2:23 "My Dad told me to ask you, if he could take you on a date? Absolutely, Hello No!" LOL Love these!
Dad really doesn't have his game together. He asked the kid to ask the teacher for him? Man.
That eye twitch though lmfao
OMG!!! She is my absolute favorite!
She got me through some hard days during the lockdown!
These were interesting 🥴Please do an episode where the kids say sweet things. Kids can be super sweet too🥰
Oh my goodness! I once had a 2nd grader ask me if I was born in the black & white! I had to pause and think for a minute about what he was actually trying to ask... then it dawned on me that he thought the world was black & white at one time, because of old TV series. I was 31 years young when he asked me this and I'm only 36 now. After I collectedmyself, I calmly explained that the world has always had color, cameras just didn't have the ability to film in color back then. I quickly followed it up with making sure he understood that not only was I born when color TV was already a thing, but so were my parents. I then explained that my grandparents were born at that time period. This child's mom was 24ish and he was 7, so he struggled with the concept that adults over 30 were still young! This kid was also my Tristan, so maybe there was some understanding there and he was trying to push buttons. Lol.
I absolutely LOVE that there was a similar story to mine here. So funny!
A student told me that he'd rather "stick a burr up his butt than retake [my] class." I could not hold it together and laughed uncontrollably. This young man was a junior and refused to make up work he missed.
on the 2nd day of school this year one of my 1st graders told me I was going to pass away soon. I told my coworkers and they thought ot was funny...and admin wad like.. you have to remember, they're 1st graders...
I had a Kinder ask if I was pregnant and when I said no and was laughing embarrassed she went ahead and informed me that I was pregnant. Oh these kids 😂
The audacity of these kids! 😄
The way I CACKLED. 2:27 You've made my day with this video, omg. 😂
I hear these things and I’m like “Wtf we never said these things about teachers!” Maybe we weren’t creative enough😂
Oh, we were plenty creative. But we were taught to be respectful. I'm a great-grandmother, btw.
I loved this video, you are so funny! Always excited when you upload. :)
Kids have no filters... If they think it, they say it. 😉😅
The hissing though 😂😂
You are looking healthier, I'm so happy this is the direction your life is going.
I told my 1st grade teacher she looked like Geraldine from the Flip Wilson's show. apparently I thought it was a compliment. I dont remember this but I ran into her many years later and she told me this story. she said she threw that wig away when she got home!
I used to have a notebook full of the nonesense my 4th and 5th graders would say or ask. I wish I still had it.
Chiiile 😅 🤣 😅 these kid's ruthless nowadays 🤣🤣😩😩
A kid in my class once asked my teacher if she used crayons for her eye shadow 😶
Crayons? No, but pastels might actually work.
LOL! "Some of you all are going to be serial killers, I swear"
Y'all really don't get paid enough!!🤣🤣
This was hilarious! The teacher shaped like a Hennessey bottle AND the teacher wearing Birkenstocks who shouldn't show off her feet for free were my two favorite. Thanks for the laughs.
I just say thank you or I roast them right back, they say what and I say oh nevermind 🤣
My son asked me if the world was sepia-toned when I was young because old photographs were that color.
I’ve actually heard that question is asked a lot by kids lol. I mean it makes sense that they’d think it.
When very young, I thought that people walked and moved funny in WWI and the 1920’s. I did know, however, that the world wasn’t black and white because most films and photos were still black and white until I entered high school.
I work as a Supervisor for a before & after school child care at a school. One evening, a child's mom was giving me some meds for her child's PM dose. The mom states, "There's 10 of that drug." The child shouts, "I'm taking drugs?!" The child (a 5th grader) didn't understand that it was a "good drug" that was prescribed by a doctor. The 5th grade was learning how "Drugs are bad" from teachers and cops/ EMTs and the child immediately thought it was a "bad drug" from the lessons/ stories. 😄
Hopefully you feel better soon.
Thank you friend ❤
The first student was a blurred face on The First 48
omg please do more of these lmaaaaoooooooo
I stopped teaching to stay home with my baby, but one of my middle school boys last year told me I needed to put more effort into my appearance... and remember to do my edges 😅😂😮.
(I have long curly hair) I was like...ummm, when I was a kid, we just called them baby hairs.
These kids are crazy and bold!
If the dad who told the kid to "tell you he thinks you're prettier than my mama" is divorced from his child's mama....I think we can see why. If not... YIKES.
Yeah, I we would tell my nephew “you’re a stinker!” And he would say, “no, my name is Kolton.”
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What even is a bald-headed roach bro
What
Just what
Also, hope your voice gets better soon Bri!
😂 kids can be hilarious
I can only imagine what they’d say about me if they said you at 23 is behind. I’m in my mid 30s I’ve been married divorced and then engaged for 5 years. Lol
Lol😂 so funny. Thanks for making me laugh.
The hissing XD
Poor teacher with a mustache!
Somebody at your house has been on Dateline. Great hiss!
0:16 Get Out! 😂😂😂😂
In that last one's defense, they probably can't see faces (I forget what it's called but it's a real disability) so they gave a body description of the teacher they're looking for. I, myself, remember faces better than names. This one time (recently) a co-worker was asking me if I had seen a fellow co-worker (again, I remember FACES not NAMES) and I asked them if they were talking about the one with the duck lips (I really did say that, word-for-word). I'm not sure if that co-worker was insulted by that description or not (they didn't confrunt me or anything). But the point is, not everyone remembers names very well so they often go with body descriptions.
WHat are they putting in kids food to warp their minds like that??
A Hennessy bottle. 😆 😂😭🤣
I was told that I would look just like a Kardashian if I got Botox. She also wanted to know how I grew my eyelashes so long, I have alopecia so I do not have eyelashes. I told he flat out I don't know what she is talking about, because I don't have any eyelashes.
Gold. You've really made my day 😂 👍
Haha I remember when I was a child . I honestly thought everyone in the past was just just black and white because of black and white photos lol 😅😅
I’m sorry but if I was roasted like some of these, I’d be laughing my ass off
I once found a freaking tequila bottle in the bathroom trash can at school. So somebody was drinking on the job 👀
Oh no! 😂
@@tiffanyyisrael7989 yep
Exactly what type of question it is that future serial killer
One of my boys asked if I had makeup on bc your eyes look smaller today 😹
I do hiss at the kids in my class. 🤷🏼♀️
I slipped off my high heels outside on recess duty and a 3rd grade girl said, "You're doing a toe reveal." Ummmm okay?
The black and white thing LOL. I can't count how many students tell me the world used to be in black and white. Like, WTF!?
Also, i teach at a private school now which has sex segregated class. SO you have one all girls class and one all boys class. OMG! DO NOT give me an all boys class after recess! Unless it was raining, recess was always outside, not in a gym. These boys would come back drenched in sweat like they been in a pool and FUNKY!!! I literally would have to spray febreeze in the air just to get through the class.
Not shapes like a Hennessy bottle 🤣🤣🤣
Omg so there was a week that I had laryngitis. And one of my students went home and told their mom. Mom was like "ohh no you guys are going to have to be quieter so you can hear him"
Kid turns to mom and said "no Mr. B will just have to talk in a normal voice and stop shouting" 💀🤣 ok first of all
I teach seventh grade. I hiss at them all the time 😹. Sometimes I growl. Im probably just going crazy 😵💫
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Bwahahahahaha! That is GREAT!
32 years ago my son (about age 4) asked me a similar question about when I was little and everything was in black n white. 🤯🤯
Its great to see your face
Omg, this is too funny.
Serious... Why do all kids from the age of 8 until 16-17 smell like a foot? Even after a shower!
Where did you go on the teacher off duty podcast??
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Feeling behind at 23? What third world backwards county is that school in?
So funny
Hey, they don’t pay bills and try to cover up the stink with Ax spray.
Admin said don't check the kids....CHECK YO ADMIN AAAAND THEM BEBES KIDS🤓😎, what's admin gonna do, fire you? Fire you and take yo class...ok admin check check 🤪😎, admin I ain't got time to talk to yall I'm too busy checkin these kids....send me a email uh some'in
Sheeesh.. Girl with how some of these kids act nowdays I wouldn't blame you if you needed a pack of shorts a day.
They don't let kids shower after PE anymore?
They didn't when I was in school, and I graduated hs in 2013
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Did your students come to class w/o pencils?
Next rime a teacher gets asked if they got a bf or husband or kids, be like no, do you? How about a job, you got a job you paying bills yet?