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I do believe the war corgi is also known as the Wargi. Little known fact- the queen conquered all those countries single handedly with the help of a wild pack of wargi.
I agree. I have seen 5 minute videos where a wine professional did the sabrage, then showed a "sabrage" with a spoon instead of a saber and still had enough time to give a proper review of the wine.
The last time I brought my sword to a party I ended up having to clean blood off of it It was both gross and bad for the steel Don't hand your swords to drunk idiots
Guys, you know you can saber beer bottles, right? It doesn't matter if it is cork or metal cap, as long as it is a) pressurized and b) the bottle has a soldered neck joint. The technique is exactly the same. I did it to Heinekens and Budweisers, and many other...
(5:35) Since the goal is to break the glass below the top... does it really matter if it's a natural cork, a synthetic cork, or even a twist-off? If you succeed, the end of the bottle is going off, cork and all.
The annoying 'battle' scene stops at 4:56 and attempt to do it at 6:50, you're welcome. The most drawn out episode for a long time! Oh, and the video apart from the ad and outtake ends before 8:00 :/ I'll never get my time back haha!
DIY ideas to do Buddy Burner PING PONG BALL SMOKE .... 4 letter word that gets people put on the no-fly list, which you guys probably made onto ages ago.
I was about 1000% sure that Brandt would be rolling it back in this one. I think it's acceptable to drink to the fact that you didn't consume any shards of glass while drinking.
so... how... how many lsd went into this vid? I'm so confused right now. Like a confused rogue. Where was ch-ILD when this war was declared? Is Brian still being mind-controlled by a parasite? So many questions...
Hehehe I would not have been able to hold back a classic Warhammer 40k Ork WAAAGGGHHHH!! during this...might have shouted it when WAAAAAR was shouted....
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Ok
I will I guess
Yes! You took my idea! ^w^
This is top-tier shi*tposting. May I have some more? 😂👍
I do believe the war corgi is also known as the Wargi.
Little known fact- the queen conquered all those countries single handedly with the help of a wild pack of wargi.
Half of this episode is just Spongebob and Patrick playing together in a cardboard box.
You just described most of MR. I like to think of them as Calvin and Hobbes.
The other half is a raycon ad
Brian is Spongebob and Jason is Patrick
Imaaaaaaaginaaaaaation
I think you guys just unintentionally recorded audio for the greatest Modern Rogue animation ever conceived.
There are modern rogue animatics? Why haven't I seen any?
Where can I find those beauties?
I'd love to see Modern Rogue animated!!
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! Also, hi Rob!
HE LIVES!!!
This is a masterclass in how to turn a 3 minute video into an 8 minute video.
I agree. I have seen 5 minute videos where a wine professional did the sabrage, then showed a "sabrage" with a spoon instead of a saber and still had enough time to give a proper review of the wine.
Corgie of War...Missed opportunity for Wargie!
WARGIE!!!
Somewhere down here in Georgia, Alton Brown just got a cold shiver and he doesn't know why.
Are we going to ignore the fact that Jason just refered to blood as a "beverage"?
Yes.
By definition, blood is a beverage if drunk.
Pretty standard stuff for M.R. 🩸💉🍹
Is it not?
@@flyingdeathcatsgo I was making a joke. :)
I'm pretty sure "Go away bad guys" woulda got it in one
Is that Patrick Stewart as spider Jerusalem?
@@apesonwheels696 bingo
When people ask me to explain modern rogue... I'll show them this
Now I want to see Evan & Katelyn build their mech army. They'd probably look amazing but I'd guess the resin frames might be a bit off a weakness.
I dub the dog of war: War-gi™
Incoming lawsuit from Blizzard - as soon as they find a way to steal your IP, for money. 😂👍
Who's a good Corgi of war? _Yes, you are! Yes, you are!_
It's only three years since Mike Boyd released "Saber Champagne with a Glass" but hey, why use a campagne flute when you can pull a sword out.
There is no bad excuse to pull a sword out
@@velazquezarmouries I whip my saber out on the daily
The last time I brought my sword to a party I ended up having to clean blood off of it
It was both gross and bad for the steel
Don't hand your swords to drunk idiots
Used to do it with 50c piece back on coke bottles in the 80's.
@@cycoholic how'd you hold the coin?
This video was made for me
I love when they take advantage of their spacious property by yelling all the crazy shit they want, lol
I love watching the boys play make-believe!
The Corgi of War! I want a corgi of war!
Gotta love when more than half the episode is the cold open!
Hands down probably the best modern rogue episodes ever. Exactly what I subscribed for. Activate the omega weapon
Two minutes and 52 seconds of ad space, and two minutes and 36 seconds of actual sabrage content. What is this, Cyanide and Happiness?
Guys, you know you can saber beer bottles, right? It doesn't matter if it is cork or metal cap, as long as it is a) pressurized and b) the bottle has a soldered neck joint. The technique is exactly the same. I did it to Heinekens and Budweisers, and many other...
Modern Rogue - When you give 2 nerds limitless budget and creative freedom.
You and I both know that an unlimited budget this show would be WAY different..
“War…..I used to be a warrior like you, and War never changes….until I took an arrow to the knee”
Laughed my ass off at "I DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE MR. ROBOT!!!" 🤣🤣
This is exactly what I subscribed for.
I look forward to seeing the corgi of war in a future videos
(5:35) Since the goal is to break the glass below the top... does it really matter if it's a natural cork, a synthetic cork, or even a twist-off? If you succeed, the end of the bottle is going off, cork and all.
Jason Murphy dropping fallout lines is freaking great
6:56 - 7:05 man the way the bottale just went *doink
I don't know what the first half of this video was but I'm here for it.
can you please pay someone to animate this battle!
You're breaking my heart with how you're using that sharp knife for all these tasks that are dulling it
You do realize that they're using the back of the blade, don't you?
@@cycoholic Yes, but they also used the knife in the toilet video on a ceramic plate, and there were already so many nicks on it from that video
I love to Sabre open bottles of Welch’s sparkling grape juice. Always gets a laugh at New Years.
@@thedude7726 And you are?
war.....war has changed, ID tagged corgis, carry ID tagged bones in a technological battlefield....
now time for Octocam
Gizmo the war corgi, the Wargi
Is this a deleted scene from that one Wes Anderson movie with Bill Murray in it? Looks familiar production-wise.
I once attempted to sabre a champagne bottle, and upon its circumcision, the fabric of space as we know it. Had forver changed.
I was expecting Jason and Brian to spend the whole the episode fighting their battle against the ATSTs. . . pretty sure we’d all still watch it lol
Fun fact, you can also do it with the bottom of a (champagne/wine) glass.
God, that 'doink' sound when it doesn't work is hilarious
Chill the bottles and use an actual champagne saber. You'll see a night and day difference, plus it's wayyyyy safer.
Safer? Are you new here?
@@andrewharper1609 I did offer them $500 to the patreon when one of them severs a finger back when Jason nearly did that making an arrow...
The slow-mo guys ft. GMM
The annoying 'battle' scene stops at 4:56 and attempt to do it at 6:50, you're welcome. The most drawn out episode for a long time! Oh, and the video apart from the ad and outtake ends before 8:00 :/ I'll never get my time back haha!
I watch the whole thing anyway cause I love these guys and their shenanigans. Reminds me of the silly crazy stuff me and my friends used to do.
DIY ideas to do
Buddy Burner
PING PONG BALL SMOKE .... 4 letter word that gets people put on the no-fly list, which you guys probably made onto ages ago.
So follow up to this episode you guys need to open a bottle of wine with Port tongs.
So we finally meet _the_ Naughty Dog.
I was about 1000% sure that Brandt would be rolling it back in this one. I think it's acceptable to drink to the fact that you didn't consume any shards of glass while drinking.
I loved this episode
Cry ‘Havoc!’ and let slip the corgi of war!
so... how... how many lsd went into this vid? I'm so confused right now. Like a confused rogue. Where was ch-ILD when this war was declared? Is Brian still being mind-controlled by a parasite? So many questions...
Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?
Wow, I didn't know Jason could do such a good Nostalgia Critic impression.
WInter? I don't see any snow. Maybe Brian is still drunk from the Whisky tasting episode.
Nah mate, this is what winter looks like in Texas. No snow, except for that one time.
@@trakar3501 How cold is it?
@@diggity1039 Well currently where I am it's 74 degrees outside.
@@trakar3501 yeah, that's not winter.
@@diggity1039 Yep, I just call it 4th summer.
Brian really looks like idubbbz in that orange wetsuit thing lol
I once sabered a J20 will a kitchen knife. Never did find the bit that flow off.
This video is a fever dream
I mean, yes they did eventually successfully saber the bottle but Alton Brown did it so much better
To be fair, Alton Brown does many things better. But "better" is definitely not why most of us are here.
@@thegleeman7535 that is absolutely correct
In that suit Brushwood looks exactly like Jamie Hyneman
Now that’s a saber battle!
Ok so where do we sign up for Modern Rogue DnD?
I'm not a hater so I won't click the like button
#showingmysupportforthemodernrogue 👍
Jason you sounded like Daniel stern in home alone when he screamed because of the spider
on the next episode: Stone Colding: How to consume beer or other canned liquids like Stone Cold Steve Austin
Third try...Perfecto! Shards won't be inside because the pressure of the champagne drives any shards out of the bottle. Just sayin'.
MMM, DELICIOUS EARBUDS
Hehehe I would not have been able to hold back a classic Warhammer 40k Ork WAAAGGGHHHH!! during this...might have shouted it when WAAAAAR was shouted....
I actually just recently bought a saber to do this
4:54 Jason: Ehen you figure out the correct gear composition to trap anyone.
so... why does this have only 2k likes? -_-
Honestly, wasn't a fan of this episode... but one out of well over 30 is still ok...
Same. Except for the corgi. I'm a sucker for the cute bastards.
I've heard that the French soldiers inverted sabrage to impress women so they could sleep with them between battles... It's a bit less cool
So... you're saying the actual story isn't just violence, but sex and violence? How is that *less* cool?
I'm seriously confused by the purpose of this video.
It was horrendous. I'm unsubed now.
Filler. Would have been fine as a short, but they had to make sure they passed the 10 minute mark.
@@sadnoodleboy Thanks now I think about it Naruto filler has more substance than this video.
Nah man, bring the corgi back
Hey, they said the thing in the credits!!!!!!
What happened to the MR. I feel like I’m just running errands with the guys anymore
Anymore?
@@diggity1039 quoth the raven anymore. lol
@@cycoholic Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore.
stop the pres! corg! as a proud dad of a texas bred and born corg, I want to see more video on the corg! plz.. plz..
that pre story filler info, had me rewind the video twice to hear what the hell was going on today
Slowmo Guys look different
pretty sure Jason missed a grand opportunity for pun stardom by not using the term "War-gi" when discussing the war corgi...
Whatever they are on, ill take 2
Well this is certainly, interesting 😀
Murphy! Got a link for your shirt?
I thought you guys already made a vid about this
Sheeshaloo I love your videos, but 3 minutes of ads and whatnot?! Oooweeee
do you guys like baked beans?
6:19 random smoke bomb just going
War - what IS it good for?
...apparently a good excuse to drink wine later?
Absolutely nothing
So that fight... Can I have some of whatever they are on?
I feel like I've seen this episode before.
THIR it's a sparkling wine bottle unless it is from Champagne France
Jason sounds like Marv from Home Alone
6:45 vid starts pretty much
I watched this whole video but I'm still at a loss when it comes to understanding what it was.
I never knew Jason had so much damn cake
this is why you never do drugs kids. LOL
Huh... Been watching The Modern Rogue for a couple of years now. First time I've heard they have a tv show.
It's called Hacking the System, it's on Netflix I think?
WORGI!!
ive actually done this! its really fun, but oh so friggin messy.
I mean, I feel like if you're doing this you're kinda down for a messy celebration.
war dog backwards is god raw, coincidence?
A Wargi
Modern rogue+sword = injury counter 0