Only Tommy Wiseau would make a trailer that is 50% trailer, half of that trailer about a movie called Big Shark is boxing footage and the remaining 50% is an ad for underwear 😂
But E.E didn’t die in vein. She sacrificed herself for her ideals. For you! Hal, Every country has philosophies that evolve. That’s why, what matters, are your ideals, your convictions. Today you might be the friend, tomorrow the enemy. The war economy isn’t fueled by loyalty or morality. E.E knew that Hal. And through her sacrifice, so do you. Kept you waiting huh
I asked OpenAI to write the USS Indianapolis monologue from Jaws in the style of Tommy Wiseau. This is what it came up with (and for the record: I haven't changed one word of it): "You know, we were out on the ocean, just doing our job, when all of a sudden, the sharks came. Oh, hi shark! Anyway, we were in the water for days, and the sun was beating down on us like a thousand hammers, and the sharks were circling. Oh, hi shark! And we were all just trying to stay alive, but some of the guys couldn't make it. They were torn apart by the sharks, and it was a real tragedy. And the worst part was, nobody knew we were out there. Nobody cared. We were just out there, floating on the ocean, waiting for someone to rescue us. But it never came. And when they finally found us, there were only a few of us left. It was a real disaster. Anyway, how's your sex life?"
Only a character in a Tommy Wiseau film wearing a white shirt and bow tie, standing in the ring between two shirtless boxers must still announce he is, "the referee."
It was really polite of the referee to explain who he was before the match, how else would the audience know who this man saying the rules of the boxing match was?
I saw this in London at the Prince Charles theatre. I was sitting on the back row alone and on the end of the row was Tommy himself watching the audience reactions to his new movie.
TOMMY! It's been ages! I hope this movie reaches the big screen soon. I've had a bad time lately, and what comforts me is watching "The Room" and reading books about "The Room". They make life so easier, somehow! Thanks for everything
@@the-birbo It was stupidly funny only disappointed that a ton of scenes that you see in the trailers were removed or heavily edited such as the boxing scene, Tommy was there as well
When the best name you can come up with for the movie is "Big Shark" you can really tell that the writing and, well, everything, is going to be amazing.
Almost half of the trailer being taken up by a TW underwear ad is such a Tommy move.
It just makes sense.
And it's the same ad he has been forcing people to watch at screenings for like 10 years
@@rickybobby8224 That makes it even better.
Is that a real thing??🩲🤨
Studio: Tommy, for the new movie, keep the trailer brief. Got it? Trailer. Brief.
Tommy: Trailer. Briefs. Got it.
"This is cinema" - Martin Scorsese
I hope this movie is also 50% Tommy Wiseau underwear commercial. That was the best part
Referee: “what’s up boys, IM THE REFEREE!”
10 seconds in and I can already tell Tommy didn’t outsource the writing on this thing 😂😂
"It's bullshit! You're going to need a bigger boat... Oh hi shark."
💀
Only Tommy Wiseau would make a trailer that is 50% trailer, half of that trailer about a movie called Big Shark is boxing footage and the remaining 50% is an ad for underwear 😂
Shark: “I did not bite her, it’s not true. It’s bullshit! I did not bite her. I did not. Oh hi Orca!”
you are tearing me up inside!!
You're just a big shark! Cheeep, chip, chip chip chip cheeep 🐓
Lets go home huuuuhhh...
You're Tearing Me Apart, Lishark!
"I did not eat her. I did naat.
...
Oh hai Shark"
Everything Everywhere All At Once - 7 Oscars
Big Shark - 69 Oscars
“YOURE TEARIN ME APART, BIG SHARK!!!”
I almost feel like Tommy is trolling us at this point.
I used to know a girl who had a dozen sharks. One of them found out about it and chewed her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
haHA! Great story, MGD313!
Only Tommy Wiseau is bold enough to hit you with a trailer for his new film while pushing his new underwear line in the same trailer.
Definitely not a new underwear line - I have a pic of my ex in them 7 years ago 😆
New? That would mean money invested
Shark: *bites*
Main Character: “You are tearing me apart shark!!”
I hope the shark's name is Lisa then someone could say "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" as they are getting mauled.
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No, the shark's name is Lisa
hello spoilers, my old friend
Oh, hi shark . . . . you're tearing me apart!
I am sold on every aspect of this video from sharks to briefs. Tommy, you're an artist.
My aunt just died and seeing this amazing trailer with all of its creative choices kinda helps take away the pain.
Was it breast cancer?
I'm so sorry 😢. Sending you giant hugs. And yeah, ridiculous shit like this can definitely help when something so awful happens 🖤.
But E.E didn’t die in vein. She sacrificed herself for her ideals. For you! Hal, Every country has philosophies that evolve. That’s why, what matters, are your ideals, your convictions. Today you might be the friend, tomorrow the enemy. The war economy isn’t fueled by loyalty or morality. E.E knew that Hal. And through her sacrifice, so do you. Kept you waiting huh
I did not eat her, I did not, Oh hi Shark.
Hey Johnny, what’s up?
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😂😂😂
The Shark: I did not bite her, it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not bite her. I DID NOT! Oh hi fishy!
Oh, hi Shark.
I asked OpenAI to write the USS Indianapolis monologue from Jaws in the style of Tommy Wiseau. This is what it came up with (and for the record: I haven't changed one word of it):
"You know, we were out on the ocean, just doing our job, when all of a sudden, the sharks came. Oh, hi shark! Anyway, we were in the water for days, and the sun was beating down on us like a thousand hammers, and the sharks were circling. Oh, hi shark! And we were all just trying to stay alive, but some of the guys couldn't make it. They were torn apart by the sharks, and it was a real tragedy. And the worst part was, nobody knew we were out there. Nobody cared. We were just out there, floating on the ocean, waiting for someone to rescue us. But it never came. And when they finally found us, there were only a few of us left. It was a real disaster. Anyway, how's your sex life?"
Legend says the sharks are still out there to this day
I knew this girl who was swimming in 12 ft of water, Shark found out and put her in a hospital on guerrero street
I got the test results back. We definitely have the greatest movie ever.
you’re tearing me apart shark!
Hahahaha! What a story, Shark!
A very subtle plug, easy to miss.
These A24 movies keep getting better and better!
You are tearing me apart, shark!
This boxing gym is tearing me apart, Shark. You’re my favorite customer
What a story, shark!
Oh, hi shark!
Oh hi Shark
"You're tearing me apart, shark"
"Sharks are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
"Oh hi Shark"
Gentlemen the 2024 Oscars Best Actor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The trailer confirms that there is indeed a big shark in the movie.
Oh hi, Mark ❌
Oh hi, Shark ✅
😹
You're Tearing Me Apart, Shark!
I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi shark
You’re tearing me apart Big Shark!
You are tearing me apart Big Shark!!!!!
Tommy, you have done it again. I don't know if that is good or bad thing, but it is a thing.
"Cowboys don't cry and heroes don't die. They just sparkle in the sky! So I'm not gonna cry!"
If you've seen it you know❤
For real, the third time it came up, the audience was singing along 🤣🤣
Oh hi shark.
Trailer editor: Hey Mr Wiseau, this trailer is looking great but it's a little bit short, is there anything else you wanna add?
Tommy: Hold my beer...
This time you will be torn apart... Literally.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, SHARKIE!
lmao
This looks awful. Can't wait to see it.
I did not bite her. It's not true, that's bull shark. I did not bite her, I did not...oh hi shark
Oh hi shark
We are about to witness the greatest piece of cinema of all time
The world would be a better place if we had more people like Tommy in it ❤
You are tearing me apart Shark!
You are tearing me apart shark
Putting a URL in the title of his RUclips video is probably the most Tommy Wiseau thing Tommy could’ve ever done.
OH HI, SHARK!
In 2003: Oh hi Mark.
In 2023: BIG SHARK! 🦈
The man truly is a marketing genius.
Was movie too scary for you? Did you soil yourself? Well, wonderful news. I also sell underwear. 😂
lmao
45 seconds of two guys who have never boxed before and then a shark. Lol.
Only a character in a Tommy Wiseau film wearing a white shirt and bow tie, standing in the ring between two shirtless boxers must still announce he is,
"the referee."
THIS SHARK IS TEARING ME APART!
I thought that The Room was an accidental comedy masterpiece... but underwear commercial in a movie trailer? I'm crying. 🐧
gotta love tommy for making a trailer just to sell his undies
LOVE IS BLIND
I'm immensely entertained by the fact the movie is just called "Big Shark"
I just watched the movie. It was extremely entertaining, can’t recommend enough.
Can't wait for the shark to say: "Oh, hi Mark!"
oh hai shark!
Oh Hi Shark
0:43 i unironically love this shot.
I love the "No animals were harmed in the making of this film" message.
It was really polite of the referee to explain who he was before the match, how else would the audience know who this man saying the rules of the boxing match was?
Was afraid this got cancelled, I’ve been hype AF ever since I heard “oh, water, look at that” all those years ago.
"Oh, hi shark" - shark
I HATE YOU! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
The Shark looked more believable than the boxing
Tommy really jumped the shark with this one
Calvin Klein has been real quiet since this came out
Only a few of the quotes I expect to see in the movie:
“It’s Big Shark killing time”
“We’re gonna need a bigger Bayou”
“Oh, hi Shark”
We love big shark
please make vfx breakdown of this soon
So how's your shark life?
I see Tommy has discovered drone technology.
I saw this in London at the Prince Charles theatre. I was sitting on the back row alone and on the end of the row was Tommy himself watching the audience reactions to his new movie.
TOMMY! It's been ages! I hope this movie reaches the big screen soon. I've had a bad time lately, and what comforts me is watching "The Room" and reading books about "The Room". They make life so easier, somehow! Thanks for everything
This is finally screening this Saturday, got my tickets LMAOOOOO
how was it?
@@the-birbo It was stupidly funny only disappointed that a ton of scenes that you see in the trailers were removed or heavily edited such as the boxing scene, Tommy was there as well
I've ordered this underwear years ago, and it still wasn't shipped yet. Where are my pants, Tommy?
Haters will say the shark is fake
Was this an underwear ad with a sharknado promo attached to it? Either way I'm sold.
It's bullshit, I did not eat her. I did nahht. Oh hi, Shark.
"You're my favorite customer." -- Big Shark
Oh hi, shark
Oh, Hi Shark!
This is a cinematic masterpiece only TW could pull off
When the best name you can come up with for the movie is "Big Shark" you can really tell that the writing and, well, everything, is going to be amazing.
I’m seeing this instant classic tomorrow boys. Wish me luck.
How was it?
@@lorechest2926 I literally had to refund my tickets due to unforeseen circumstances.
@@Distorteddialectboo!!
Where was the venue showing it? Any other showings?
Shark bites into Tommy:
You’re tearing me apart sharky!
Ahaha what a trailer Mark
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
You're Tearing Me Apart, Big Shark!"
He’s either a certified genius or an authentic wacko. Or both.
I didn't understand Scorsese when he criticized the MCU. But now I see it. This is cinema.
OH HI SHARK!
*HAI
Oh Hai Sharkie!
0:50 The voice ❤
*"This is greater than Jaws and all of it's sequels" - Steven Spielberg.*
O hai shark