Yeah, im fully convinced that this dude doesn't have social skills. Even his day off errands, 10/10 he orders his shit online and they load his car for him. 90% of the garbage that comes out of his mouth would be checked and questioned in the real world. Hes a drain on society, he's going to leave this world without giving anything. His carbon footprint is bigger than the crackhead in the slums. It's pathetic. He isn't a part of society, seriously, a drain on the normal human. He expects so much money, not knowing he's going to be making minimum wage. Hes going to make it 45 with nothing.
if no one made fun of phil we’d have the cure for cancer, no world hunger, and poverty and war would be a thing of the past. if only we listened to DSP
That’s incredibly disingenuous of you Jesse. You and I were both at the major internet meeting where the vote to decide who the joke of the internet would be.
Not a single admission that he had anything to do with how the last decade went. No, Phillip is blameless and immaculate. It was all mouth-drooling trolls. He did everything correct. I have never in my life been called rude by a support person. What a jerk. The crazy thing is he’s upset that RUclips doesn’t recognize his “prominence” and treats him like every other rando that needs help.
I've heard of delusions of grandeur, but this is way beyond that. Phil has always been a joke and no-one prominent ever has taken him seriously, not even during his FGC days where he tried to make himself like a heel wrestler. Everyone was laughing at him back then, everyone still laughs at him now. This is what happens when someone isolates themselves from society.
He cannot talk trash to save his WWE login streak. Even though Phil spends hours talking everyday on chat and gin tweeting his social skills have deteriorated to the point of no return. Never speaking in person for all this years leads to rants like this one. He’s so awkward and clumsy you can’t take him serious when he’s suppose to be seething.
Phil is that meme of the guy who peed in his pants and everyone around him is laughing at him, while he thinks he's living rent-free in everyone's head.
Phil will NEVER admit that the detractors had nothing to do with his downfall. To admit that is to accept that he's a washed up has been whose opinions aren't new or interesting. No, it HAS to be the detractors, fault, it's them, they're the only ones responsible for all his problems. He is literally one good streak away from becoming a living God, guys, ok, now if it weren't for TIHYDP, he'd be Elon Musk and Mr Beast combined.
The audacity of this man. He’s never improved a single thing he’s been involved in, and every crumb of clout he’s ever had has gone towards taking advantage of others.
One of my favorite rants Phil ever put on was when he was insistent that a business cannot be both public and private at the same time. No matter how hard his chat pushed, he just got angrier and angrier. He could not admit he was wrong. Yeah, he has informed takes, all right.
the reason hes not irrelevant is his detractors. the only reason hes entertaining is his detractors. watching pure dsp content is like watching paint dry. they need each other to survive. dsp should be kissing their asses for making him relevant in 2024. he couldn't keep his kc dents to support his boring ass. naturally his career would die out in a same manner if his detractors wouldn't spread his tomfoolery.
He needs help like for real. I mean, Kat needs to seriously get him some help. I'm not kidding any more. I say You Tube I say You Tube needs to shut him down. Needs to end this nonsense the only person phil would help is himself thats who he cares about himself that and money hes basically ebenezer scrooge the whole year round
Phil is a living experiment in living in a Big Brother reality show or Truman Show film for your actual life. If Phil just went out for half an hour each day just to go on a brisk walk around his neighborhood it would help him immensely within a week or so.
His idea of helping is sending an email to USPS and tell them how to bring a package to his front door because he's too lazy to go get it. He did that, by the way.
Remember detractors. Apparently, you're powerful enough to nerf the one being solely able to solve world hunger, peace, etc, into being a hermit no one takes seriously. He's dropping his grip on reality like inputs.
I think a big part of his misery comes from the realization that he could have been an executive clocking 100k a year with a 401k, a savings account, a retirement plan, kids, a life, vacations, etc. And instead he has to beg like fiend 6 days a week and its never enough. I think he knows he squandered every opportunity, the end of the Kino arc underlined that in red for him. And he knows there is no way out. Not unless he takes a step or 2 down from his comfortable life of mindless indulgence and excess. And he realizes that this current "career" sees and is gonna continue to see exponentially deminishing returns. He has to beg twice as hard to get half as much as he did a year or 2 ago. He is gonna get more desperate, more delusional, more toxic and reaentful and continue to self-destruct. I know its a detractor trope to say this is the final season and be wrong... but he has already hit rock bottom last Feb with the "I am so happy, go F yourself" drunken insecure superbowl rant. Or more appropriately, thats when he realized he hit rock bottom. It happened before Christmas. But there is no where left to go. There is nothing he can do to salvage this trashfire. I think the collapse is gonna come when he gets that home refinance he is desperate for. Its gonna put him back into debt, and if he tries to claim bankrupcy a second time, they are gonna get out the big buttscope and really scrutinize his earning and spending.
Phil was making at least $250k a year from 2011-2015. I think his best years were closer to $500k. Either way, he has made at least $2.5 million by 2020, and he ended up $200k in the red and bankrupt. If he wasn't a spending addict, he would be retired and just streaming for fun by now.
@gwoody4003 if he saved even 10% of what he made he'd have over 200k to retire in IF he paid off his debts as quickly as possible. Which was very much possible. 139k CT Condo should have been paid off in 2-3 years. Instead... bankruptcy
Man, he is gonna get credit the day after that 7 year ban is up, and its gonna be predatory lenders cus they are the only ones that will do it for a person with 0 credit after a bankruptcy, and its gonna be a 25% rate at least. They expect you to F it up. Same qith the bank, they will refi at not a good rate, hoping he screws it up. If he gets that loan, we are gonna see the "House is Being Sold in a Sheriffs Auction" arc.
So what happens when/if phils parents god forbid his family see's this shit he has do over the year or even the jun doc? Do they write him out of the will and he will blame the detractors? What about kat's family? Will they come and rescue her from this abusive relationship? I really hope phil doesnt go off on his wife in someway shape or form on bad day's.
This is with out a doubt the most delusional rant in the history of youtube. Its actually scary. How many get its, know what im saying, okays, got its, does one rant need to try and convince the cult that this is not a delusional rant.
"When you make someone a living meme, even though that have nothing to do with it". Phil you have everything to do wirh it. You are it. Your begging, insulting your viewers, daily Karen rants, and emotinal manipulation for money is the meme. You literally are the meme. Having nothing to do with it is not doing those things and you can not.
Phil: “if I had never turned in a camera” Nothing would change. Nothing. Phil has deluded himself into believing he’s some consequential figure in the Let’s Play niche on RUclips when he’s a nobody compared to even his contemporaries at the time. People only knew about him cause he spammed dozens of unedited camcorder videos a day while other video makers took the time to buy capture cards and learn how to edit. Notable solely for volume, and not quality.
Yes, it is funny that some goof received a link from an unknown source and clicked it... day 1 stuff, if you cant control yourself around links, getting off the internet is going to be your best bet... it will save you alot of headache (or run off a virtual machine and use tor 🤫 )
Exactly, Phil thinks we wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if he suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth. The truth is if Phil suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth, first we'd dance in the streets because we're finally rid of Pigroach. After that we'd shrug our shoulders and become Wings or Boogie or RTU or Cyraxx detractors. There's no shortage of self-important losers on the internet to make fun of. People like you and Doody would not have a dearth of content. DarkSydePhil is only one lolcow on an entire corporate dairy farm. The milk would not cease to flow without him. Phil. Does Not. Matter.
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When Phil wasn't a joke, he used his fame to scam his friends/fans and bought toys. It's why people hate him now. He's spectacularly stupid at times.
At times? I think it's all the time imo
@stupidnessstudio2425 He hides it well. He's not a smart person but occasionally he is extra extra stupid.
His biggest disadvantage , he never sees the reaction on people's faces as he goes off on these insane rants... there's no reality check in place
@@willismoore156 if you do try and check him, he bans you
Yeah, im fully convinced that this dude doesn't have social skills. Even his day off errands, 10/10 he orders his shit online and they load his car for him. 90% of the garbage that comes out of his mouth would be checked and questioned in the real world. Hes a drain on society, he's going to leave this world without giving anything. His carbon footprint is bigger than the crackhead in the slums. It's pathetic. He isn't a part of society, seriously, a drain on the normal human. He expects so much money, not knowing he's going to be making minimum wage. Hes going to make it 45 with nothing.
Yes, the social cues, which autistic people are already deficient with
Hes autistic with no training he cannot read facial expressions. This is why he always makes inappropiate faces at weird times.
if no one made fun of phil we’d have the cure for cancer, no world hunger, and poverty and war would be a thing of the past. if only we listened to DSP
@@thegregomy1824 exactly! Snort
DSP acts like the internet collectively came together and chose him to be the joke of the internet.
He made himself that. It's that simple.
DSP acts like an ahole to everyone online.
DSP most affected.
That’s incredibly disingenuous of you Jesse. You and I were both at the major internet meeting where the vote to decide who the joke of the internet would be.
The chris chan shirt just adds to the comedic value
He's just mad because he's realizing he's going to die begging in that office all alone
He'll have too "work" until the day he dies. He has nothing but a run down condo.
Not a single admission that he had anything to do with how the last decade went. No, Phillip is blameless and immaculate. It was all mouth-drooling trolls. He did everything correct.
I have never in my life been called rude by a support person. What a jerk. The crazy thing is he’s upset that RUclips doesn’t recognize his “prominence” and treats him like every other rando that needs help.
I've heard of delusions of grandeur, but this is way beyond that. Phil has always been a joke and no-one prominent ever has taken him seriously, not even during his FGC days where he tried to make himself like a heel wrestler. Everyone was laughing at him back then, everyone still laughs at him now.
This is what happens when someone isolates themselves from society.
It’s ‘gran-door’ dood. -dsp
@@jstring Agreed. Delusions of gran-door.
Lol!
He has the same 3 insults for 14 years, he is so boring.
Those are the insults people kept throwing at him during his school days
Mouth-drooler, moe-rahn, no brain in the head?
He cannot talk trash to save his WWE login streak. Even though Phil spends hours talking everyday on chat and gin tweeting his social skills have deteriorated to the point of no return. Never speaking in person for all this years leads to rants like this one. He’s so awkward and clumsy you can’t take him serious when he’s suppose to be seething.
He has literally gone insane.
Doesn’t he know that if it wasn’t for us he would’ve died off years ago. 😂
He says all this-ALL the things he’s ever said-yet wonders why he’s laughed at, and made fun of. smh
I am so sick and tired of DSP calling people names if DSP sued anyone he would lose
Phil is in the wrong career. The way he retcons shit, he would have a successful career as a fiction writer.
We both know he would be an untalented and unsuccesful writer...
@Ron_Jambo_ lmao, true 😂 it takes effort
@@thalilpinkgnome3664 It also takes talent and creativity and we both know the pigroach lacks those 😂
@@Ron_Jambo_ 😂 ok, you got me there as well
@thalilpinkgnome3664 Imagine a book written by him but he writes every snorts, throat clears and "right ? Correct ? Alright ?" 😂
I'd read that lmfao
Phil is that meme of the guy who peed in his pants and everyone around him is laughing at him, while he thinks he's living rent-free in everyone's head.
Will this man ever go 1 stream without saying "16 years"¿?
When it becomes 17 years he'll stop saying 16 years
@@medusajrjr at the 17 year mark, dood!
His wife needs to call the Men in white coats to put DSP away
We're the reason why he got fired at the helicopter company! 😂
Phil will NEVER admit that the detractors had nothing to do with his downfall. To admit that is to accept that he's a washed up has been whose opinions aren't new or interesting. No, it HAS to be the detractors, fault, it's them, they're the only ones responsible for all his problems. He is literally one good streak away from becoming a living God, guys, ok, now if it weren't for TIHYDP, he'd be Elon Musk and Mr Beast combined.
@@gamingpolymath he did NOTHING WRONG! Snort
He had to have been incredibly drunk when he made this rant. That's the only reason I can think of.
The audacity of this man. He’s never improved a single thing he’s been involved in, and every crumb of clout he’s ever had has gone towards taking advantage of others.
One of my favorite rants Phil ever put on was when he was insistent that a business cannot be both public and private at the same time. No matter how hard his chat pushed, he just got angrier and angrier. He could not admit he was wrong. Yeah, he has informed takes, all right.
@@BrockShake admit he's wrong? Never! Snort
the reason hes not irrelevant is his detractors. the only reason hes entertaining is his detractors. watching pure dsp content is like watching paint dry. they need each other to survive. dsp should be kissing their asses for making him relevant in 2024. he couldn't keep his kc dents to support his boring ass. naturally his career would die out in a same manner if his detractors wouldn't spread his tomfoolery.
He needs help like for real. I mean, Kat needs to seriously get him some help. I'm not kidding any more. I say You Tube I say You Tube needs to shut him down. Needs to end this nonsense the only person phil would help is himself thats who he cares about himself that and money hes basically ebenezer scrooge the whole year round
Phil is a living experiment in living in a Big Brother reality show or Truman Show film for your actual life.
If Phil just went out for half an hour each day just to go on a brisk walk around his neighborhood it would help him immensely within a week or so.
He believes his own BS. He actually does.
If phill parents payed attention then they wouldn’t be greaters at Walmart to pay for his meals
Delucion of grandeur x 1000
He's giving mature adults with a business degree a horrible name.
Detractors didn’t have to lift a finger.
Joon's Doc showed he's always been a joke
This man needs to go outside and touch grass
And put his family at risk?
Oh god he’s gone so long without wwec he’s developed delirium
Like Mimir once said:
If he tells you snow is white, he is *lying*
DSP made himself the butt of every joke. We just pointed and laughed our collective asses off.
if it weren’t for detractors, DSP would be CoffeeZilla.
The Self Delusion is almost concerning...I would be concerned if he wasnt POS
The world is f'd up because you made fun of me... Wow
His idea of helping is sending an email to USPS and tell them how to bring a package to his front door because he's too lazy to go get it. He did that, by the way.
And still complaining because they left it on the porch instead of bringing it inside
Remember detractors. Apparently, you're powerful enough to nerf the one being solely able to solve world hunger, peace, etc, into being a hermit no one takes seriously.
He's dropping his grip on reality like inputs.
I genuinely believe he recently saw It's a Wonderful Life and is now trying to justify his own existence. Dsp is cripplingly depressed inside.
Touch you ear and draw a straight line up to your head. That's where Phil's hairline starts.
🤣🤣🤣
argentina memberships: what give me more money? I dont' deserve snort*
The internet would be a better place if Dsp never exsisted
I think a big part of his misery comes from the realization that he could have been an executive clocking 100k a year with a 401k, a savings account, a retirement plan, kids, a life, vacations, etc.
And instead he has to beg like fiend 6 days a week and its never enough.
I think he knows he squandered every opportunity, the end of the Kino arc underlined that in red for him. And he knows there is no way out. Not unless he takes a step or 2 down from his comfortable life of mindless indulgence and excess.
And he realizes that this current "career" sees and is gonna continue to see exponentially deminishing returns. He has to beg twice as hard to get half as much as he did a year or 2 ago.
He is gonna get more desperate, more delusional, more toxic and reaentful and continue to self-destruct.
I know its a detractor trope to say this is the final season and be wrong... but he has already hit rock bottom last Feb with the "I am so happy, go F yourself" drunken insecure superbowl rant.
Or more appropriately, thats when he realized he hit rock bottom. It happened before Christmas.
But there is no where left to go. There is nothing he can do to salvage this trashfire.
I think the collapse is gonna come when he gets that home refinance he is desperate for.
Its gonna put him back into debt, and if he tries to claim bankrupcy a second time, they are gonna get out the big buttscope and really scrutinize his earning and spending.
Phil was making at least $250k a year from 2011-2015. I think his best years were closer to $500k. Either way, he has made at least $2.5 million by 2020, and he ended up $200k in the red and bankrupt. If he wasn't a spending addict, he would be retired and just streaming for fun by now.
@gwoody4003 if he saved even 10% of what he made he'd have over 200k to retire in
IF he paid off his debts as quickly as possible. Which was very much possible. 139k CT Condo should have been paid off in 2-3 years. Instead... bankruptcy
Man, he is gonna get credit the day after that 7 year ban is up, and its gonna be predatory lenders cus they are the only ones that will do it for a person with 0 credit after a bankruptcy, and its gonna be a 25% rate at least. They expect you to F it up.
Same qith the bank, they will refi at not a good rate, hoping he screws it up.
If he gets that loan, we are gonna see the "House is Being Sold in a Sheriffs Auction" arc.
So what happens when/if phils parents god forbid his family see's this shit he has do over the year or even the jun doc? Do they write him out of the will and he will blame the detractors? What about kat's family? Will they come and rescue her from this abusive relationship? I really hope phil doesnt go off on his wife in someway shape or form on bad day's.
This is with out a doubt the most delusional rant in the history of youtube. Its actually scary.
How many get its, know what im saying, okays, got its, does one rant need to try and convince the cult that this is not a delusional rant.
If you know what I'm saying, thus, I need your buy in
Phil really needs a mental evaluation, before he has a nervous breakdown, and does something insane like get a job.
Hi, how do you make this Kind of content ? Do you reupload his vods and cut them ?
DSP the unspoken of saint of the internet! Bwahahahahahahaha Dude needs a rubber room!
@@grimfang5023 and a straight jacket to stop him from spending money on WWEC
baahahahahahah Starting a SNortbus Company to cure cancer kids......its too early to laugh that hard.
FYI If DSP never existed James would have never been born. You only exist in this universe because Dave does! Awrite
That evil chris chan shirt.
"When you make someone a living meme, even though that have nothing to do with it". Phil you have everything to do wirh it. You are it. Your begging, insulting your viewers, daily Karen rants, and emotinal manipulation for money is the meme. You literally are the meme. Having nothing to do with it is not doing those things and you can not.
@@freewoo9218 dood, jacking it in front of children wasn't his fault!
Phil is his own worst enemy, and I’m not talking about the song by the band Lit.
I think Javier Milei (the Argentinian Chainsaw) is a detractor. Think about that hilarity
Phil: “if I had never turned in a camera”
Nothing would change. Nothing. Phil has deluded himself into believing he’s some consequential figure in the Let’s Play niche on RUclips when he’s a nobody compared to even his contemporaries at the time. People only knew about him cause he spammed dozens of unedited camcorder videos a day while other video makers took the time to buy capture cards and learn how to edit. Notable solely for volume, and not quality.
But he invited RUclips and Video games!
Yes, it is funny that some goof received a link from an unknown source and clicked it... day 1 stuff, if you cant control yourself around links, getting off the internet is going to be your best bet... it will save you alot of headache (or run off a virtual machine and use tor 🤫 )
The King of Projection
Exactly, Phil thinks we wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if he suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth. The truth is if Phil suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth, first we'd dance in the streets because we're finally rid of Pigroach. After that we'd shrug our shoulders and become Wings or Boogie or RTU or Cyraxx detractors. There's no shortage of self-important losers on the internet to make fun of. People like you and Doody would not have a dearth of content. DarkSydePhil is only one lolcow on an entire corporate dairy farm. The milk would not cease to flow without him. Phil. Does Not. Matter.
What meme is he talking about that he’s known for?
Jacking it in live stream is most notable one
@ what really he did that 😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱. Yeah he deserves the hate for that.
@ thanks for the reply.
The thumbnails Phil chooses of himself are obvious and cringe.
@@sammurphy3343 so much so
Yeah no shit james id love to see that IQ score.
The man that could have saved the world with his Swiss Army Knife...
Yes I’m laughing