This game is so obscure I had to look up a pdf of the japanese game manual just to find basic information about character stats, as they aren't in the game or english manual. And there's no wikis or forums about it either, in fact there's barely any results for it on google at all. And to top it off it was made by some no-name company that never made any other game of note and doesn't exist anymore. So yeah it's one of the most obscure games out there.
it’s how I ended up buying and exploring the Dreamcast. I had always heard about sonic adventure and Jet Set, but then I found some real hidden gems and actually played those games thanks to Ding Dong.
I really wanted to see what the "bedroom" option was after finishing a race. Maybe the 1st place winner gets a good time with Candy Kong the Penguin, while everyone else sleeps alone and sad.
Y'know I just now realized it's the tri-ice-lon, and not the tril-cel-on. They just re-capitalize the I for no reason. As if this game didn't have enough going against it already.
I'd camp at my brother's respawn point and would blast the heck out of him. It annoyed him real fast so I only got away with it for a short while, lol.
Looked this game up on RUclips because I still remembered it. I can't lie, I also had fun with it when I was younger. I didn't actually find it that hard to get through the spinning room. As ADHD fueled as the game looks, all you gotta do is stop trying to go as fast as possible and time a jump with a charge attack through the door and you're good.
Went and checked and the game got a 64% on Gamerankings. Also, fun fact, PenPen TriIcelon is the only Dreamcast game to be a launch title in all three regions (NTSC, PAL, and Japan).
Fun fact: it is confirmed here, between 9:15 and 9:20 by Julian, Chris, and Ding Dong, themselves, that all three of them were born in the exact same year of 1990, thus making all three of them 34 years old as of right now. When this video was released, they were all 27 years old.
horrifying!! counter-argument: chris has like 4 more days of being 33 because his birthday's on the 21st. dd and julian are 34 though (their birthdays are november 7th and august 25th respectively)
Oddly enough, the game actually had racer stats if I recall. The ones I most remember are Sneak and Hanamizu. Hanamizu is the fastest of the PenPens, but his control is very lacking. That and Hanamizu has a faster moonwalk, but with the camera being really zoomed in, I can never make it work. Sneak is the fastest of the default PenPens if I recall correctly, yet I have more control of him over Hanamizu.
Thanks for the upload, this video was my only source of comfort while I sat on the toilet wailing in agony as I slowly took an eight pound shit. While wailing in pain my dogs whined and howled in distraught terror outside the door. this video was the only thing that helped me keep a grasp on my sanity while I expelled this hellish shit demon from my poor innocent asshole.
this is the first dreamcast game I ever saw cause my friends parents rented one and when I came over they were chain smoking and playing this hyper competitively. despite this I still wanted a dreamcast.
here's a 3 years later retort : would it not have been more racist to depict people from Africa in a super detailed, realistic design? To more suit the game's art style? Almost seems more racist to NOT make them bushpeople
Hey, he picked Earthworm Jim 2 and that's a genuinely great game DESPITE some minor setbacks. First game has way better gameplay and aesthetics though.
Considering he says he picked a Dreamcast over a PS2 thats the reason hes familiar with a bunch of shitty, obscure japanese games. I like it. DD is usually pretty insightful about these shitty games and I like seeing classic games from other countries.
I remember this very well. It was my very first video game. Yeah, it's weird, but that's Japan for you. The noises can be obnoxious, but the game is fun to play. I'm glad you guys played this. Brings back memories!
I legit like this game and I'm pretty sure I unlocked everything as a kid. It'd be WAY better if it was just the belly sliding and swimming. The platforming on foot sections can go die in a fire.
Dude, some of the sound effects in this game were directly lifted from Nick Arcade! When they select a race, right before it starts loading... It’s the sound effect they played when Mikey unlocked a physical challenge. ...why do I remember these things?
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GAME. SINCE I WAS FUCKING 6. I began to think that maybe it never existed, and was simply a conglomerate of my young imagination during a stressful time before I discovered cool things. Yet here it is, the pure picture of bizzare game that my child mind remembers like a near-rape experience.
According to "Oney Tries To Play Shenmue", this is where Julian thinks he "lost it". In his own words *"I think I lost it after the PenPens"*
That’s when he got the giggle pits
Deep lore
This reads like IMDB trivia
Can you blame him?
That's when Shenmue didn't "get out here"
"Machine Gun - Heavy steel makes you a man." What a mysterious game.
i mean its not wrong
What a mysterious jogo.
Side effect: it can also end your suffering
I am Heavy Steel Guy. And *this* is my weapon.
I love how the gun isn't cartoony at all. It's stark contrast with the rest of the game is hilarious.
This channel has become an outlet for Ding Dong to show incredibly obscure games.
I'm okay with that
Not now man , not now
:(
Yeah
This game is so obscure I had to look up a pdf of the japanese game manual just to find basic information about character stats, as they aren't in the game or english manual. And there's no wikis or forums about it either, in fact there's barely any results for it on google at all. And to top it off it was made by some no-name company that never made any other game of note and doesn't exist anymore. So yeah it's one of the most obscure games out there.
it’s how I ended up buying and exploring the Dreamcast. I had always heard about sonic adventure and Jet Set, but then I found some real hidden gems and actually played those games thanks to Ding Dong.
Ding Dong's "Julian..." when he says something suggestive always gets me XD
Strange how the photographs in game seem to have been taken in various Scandinavian countries.
waffleless the devs went on vacation and when they needed some promotional material, they just inserted the characters into their vacation photos.
@@creamwarrior they repleaced every single individual with those abominations
Including Germany!
i was thinking that too. it was in norway those images
One of the photos is of Danish postboxes which totally confused me xD
The godawful models of those things inserted into real life makes them seem like some strange demons that need to be sealed away
A parody horror game in the same vein as duck season where you seal these things away would be great
They remind me of that cartoon/live-action where the kid got Walt Disney's brain implanted in his head
@@TheBanMan He got what now?
@KnightofBlight It was called 'Out of Jimmy's Head' or something. It wasn't actually Disney but some fake copyright free equivalent.
@@TheBanMan copyright free _and_ slander/libel free.
Rarely does the image of the character in the thumbnail look less terrifying than the actual game
i've never heard dingdong laugh harder than at that.. brown.. creature
was about to say
That brown brick.
I never heard him laugh in general
There's compilations
Brown People
Trapped me in a Spinning Room™
Imagine the timeline where Ding Ding got a PS2 instead of a Dreamcast
The intro sounds like Ru Paul was trapped in a recording studio and forced to say something nice about these abominations
I really wanted to see what the "bedroom" option was after finishing a race. Maybe the 1st place winner gets a good time with Candy Kong the Penguin, while everyone else sleeps alone and sad.
I'm gonna have to disappoint you. It just let's you save the game and goes back to the main menu.
yuck.
also, worst fetish.
This game looks like a fucking fever dream.
what about Lego island
@@pickypath246 "WHOOPS! You have to put this CD in your computer."
Y'know I just now realized it's the tri-ice-lon, and not the tril-cel-on. They just re-capitalize the I for no reason. As if this game didn't have enough going against it already.
In europe they just called it Pen Pen.
But why is the R capitalised too?
It’s a pun of “triathlon” with the word “Ice” shoved into the middle of it
The true precursor to fall guys.
Its quite something when even Chris is shocked by content in the game
This game is just that powerful.
Can you imagine ding dongs alien mom saying
“ here you go, you disturbing child. Enjoy morsel”
This is my favourite game based off the penguin from Neon Genesis Evangelion
Pen Pen took a shit ton of lsd
notbenny These are his mighty ancestors
After that ending you could tell me this is canon.
notbenny Misato slipped an LSD tab in his breakfast.
This is what Pen-Pen did in the LCL
So this is why the Dreamcast died.
Uncle Stinky funnily enough this was a launch title
this game was fucking amazing, it marked me
Hey, Toy commander and The Sarges Heroes series was pretty good.
@@xmm-cf5eg Zombie Attack, Sega GT, Soul Edge, the one arena FPS...
This was my childhood........
The first oneyplays video I watched, it got randomly recommended to me and I stayed ever since. I laughed so fucking hard around 18:22
this game was fucking weird when I was a kid and it's fucking weird now
scottaw1981 I wanna see them play toy commander, that game was fun as fuck when I had my dreamcast
Dagg you sir deserve a cookie, cause that game rules
I'd camp at my brother's respawn point and would blast the heck out of him. It annoyed him real fast so I only got away with it for a short while, lol.
Dagg why would this game fuck weird? what did weird do to be fucked by this monstrosity?
Are there no limits to the shit that Ding Dong was willing to play as a kid?
JULIAN SAID IT! HE SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
I'll just say this now..
Not only did I find this game at random in a store, not only did I play this religiously, but I was a BEAST at it lol
I was dissapointed that this wasn't a version of evangelion where the only character was the stupid pet penguin
***** is this one of them?
I actually owned two copies of this game on the Dreamcast. It looked a whole lot better when I was younger. Jesus Christ...
I thought that they added the gun on during editing at first.
I feel like all the programmers of this game had severe ADHD
I have ADHD, and I have to say, this shit is def something I'd have made as a child
Suits Oney and Friends right down to the ground as they have it too.
I honestly had a lot of fun with this game lol, oneyplays is at it’s best when they’re playing weird old shit IMO.
It was more humorus because the games were so outlandishly obscure or bad. This format was Lightning in a bottle
Looked this game up on RUclips because I still remembered it. I can't lie, I also had fun with it when I was younger. I didn't actually find it that hard to get through the spinning room. As ADHD fueled as the game looks, all you gotta do is stop trying to go as fast as possible and time a jump with a charge attack through the door and you're good.
Oh my god, I can't believe anyone even remembers this game. This was one of my favorite games as a child.
What a design nightmare, holy shit lol
It was a great game tbh
Especially the ice cream with titties
1:44 Holy shit did anyone else notice Pablo from the Backyardagains decapitated and mounted on a chair
When the insane fever dream said something incomprehensible, Followed by Julian saying "I'd fuck 'em".
Just a classic "Oneyplays" moment.
Went and checked and the game got a 64% on Gamerankings.
Also, fun fact, PenPen TriIcelon is the only Dreamcast game to be a launch title in all three regions (NTSC, PAL, and Japan).
Hahaha that fucking intro, by the way what the fuck is this game
sam nettleton definitely the funniest intro so far
Fun fact: it is confirmed here, between 9:15 and 9:20 by Julian, Chris, and Ding Dong, themselves, that all three of them were born in the exact same year of 1990, thus making all three of them 34 years old as of right now.
When this video was released, they were all 27 years old.
horrifying!! counter-argument: chris has like 4 more days of being 33 because his birthday's on the 21st. dd and julian are 34 though (their birthdays are november 7th and august 25th respectively)
@@tele7angelist Where did you find this out from?
I actually really like the way this game looks. Not the terrifying characters, but the colors look really nice. And the fonts are pretty sexy.
i-
Why do all the characters look like theyre in constant agony
3 years late but... because they were put into this game.
This was one of my favorite Dreamcast games. I played it alot alongside with Evolution and Sonic Adventure.
Did you overcome the spinning room of death?
Well, yeah, game isn't hard.
Those were probably my 3 favorite Dreamcast games as a kid, too
I really would love to see Oney replay Rugrats with Ding Dong & Julian. Just imagine the commentary haha
Oddly enough, the game actually had racer stats if I recall. The ones I most remember are Sneak and Hanamizu. Hanamizu is the fastest of the PenPens, but his control is very lacking. That and Hanamizu has a faster moonwalk, but with the camera being really zoomed in, I can never make it work. Sneak is the fastest of the default PenPens if I recall correctly, yet I have more control of him over Hanamizu.
The things I do for love
MYUUURIEL
facefister69 Stupid dog, yer making me gay!
If you told me this was somehow Club Penguin related I would've believed you.
Thanks for the upload, this video was my only source of comfort while I sat on the toilet wailing in agony as I slowly took an eight pound shit. While wailing in pain my dogs whined and howled in distraught terror outside the door. this video was the only thing that helped me keep a grasp on my sanity while I expelled this hellish shit demon from my poor innocent asshole.
this would actually make a pretty cool arcade game like at a dave and busters or something
this is the first dreamcast game I ever saw cause my friends parents rented one and when I came over they were chain smoking and playing this hyper competitively.
despite this I still wanted a dreamcast.
i really like that they finally made an evangelion video game
shoot i thought i was the first one
in neon genesis evangelion there's a comedic relief character who is a pet penguin named penpen
Very good intro
Always glad to see more people playing Club Penguin
Damn DingDong. I thought you were being sarcastic but this is actually truly special.
2:26 Press A to have a stroke
That is the most hilariously racist character design I've ever seen
He's a black jungle character with plump pink lips. The devs whent super racist with him
I don't think it's really "racist"
Fungusly bruh moment
here's a 3 years later retort : would it not have been more racist to depict people from Africa in a super detailed, realistic design? To more suit the game's art style?
Almost seems more racist to NOT make them bushpeople
nah he’s a racer
I was wondering how Oney was going to word his title for Christmas....
that first map mascot is a caricature of like, 3 different race
Its based off the same mythological figure as Jinx and Mr. Popo.
Underrated episode
Always fun to rewatch this holiday classic
"Merry Christmas everybody" - Joolian
How awful was Ding Dong's childhood? All the games he picks are stinkers
7:13
Hey, he picked Earthworm Jim 2 and that's a genuinely great game DESPITE some minor setbacks. First game has way better gameplay and aesthetics though.
he picked superkai64
I think he finds it funny when things are shitty, just look at the content on his channel.
Considering he says he picked a Dreamcast over a PS2 thats the reason hes familiar with a bunch of shitty, obscure japanese games.
I like it. DD is usually pretty insightful about these shitty games and I like seeing classic games from other countries.
I remember this very well. It was my very first video game. Yeah, it's weird, but that's Japan for you. The noises can be obnoxious, but the game is fun to play. I'm glad you guys played this. Brings back memories!
All I want for christmas is to see what kind of banana Ding Dong is
If I'm completely honest, I really do like the surreal designs in this game. Even the characters. They're just really wacky and cool.
The Penguin in the thumbnail is drawn real cute n goofy
My date: “so tell me something about yourself?”.
Me: 15:20
I saw the guns and my only reaction was “there’s no way, theres just no way this is real” and yet it is
For once, the art on the thumbnail looks better than the original in every single way.
what about WIIIIIIILLLLD WOODY
seeing the visual design i wouldnt have guessed the gameplay would be even more puzzling.
Whats with the norwegian billboards and mailboxes?
Thats not what wikipedia is telling me.
It's not only norwegian there's also images from denmark aswell. Maybe the devs had a trip to scandinavia for inspiration or some shit?
With the game being what it is, it makes me wonder what the hell we did to them.
DumbTomato I got very confused once I saw the mailboxes. I was like "Wha, that shit is saying postkasse??? I thought this game were Japanese"
I had this game as a kid. I don't remember it being this terrifying.
I need art of Mrs.Cream, I MUST HAVE
So much thought is put into the presentation of these videos, classic Oney
6:39 a fine moment in gaming history
8 years ago makes me feel unbearably old
after 6 fucking years i just realized it’s tri-ice-lon, like triathlon with ice, and not trilcelon
I legit like this game and I'm pretty sure I unlocked everything as a kid. It'd be WAY better if it was just the belly sliding and swimming. The platforming on foot sections can go die in a fire.
You are getting quite popular Oney 'n Friends, keep up the good work gals!
MERHEHERHER DON'T LOOK AT ME
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW
You ever start to disassociate due to a game? This is one of those games for me
"Looking good today in that red headgear!"
*monotone ow.*
I died.
8:50 Those are Danish mailboxes. xD wtf
I can't tell you how many times I watched that intro
I like the funny black-a-man
Dude, some of the sound effects in this game were directly lifted from Nick Arcade! When they select a race, right before it starts loading... It’s the sound effect they played when Mikey unlocked a physical challenge.
...why do I remember these things?
1:53 best OneyPlays EVER
I love how genuinely mad ding dong gets, I would fucking snap the disk in half after playing it once
I DON'T LIKE THIS BRING BACK THE SCREAMING PENCIL
6:27 hold up, don't forget about revolution 60 Chris. Christ, Jesus, you silly boy.
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GAME. SINCE I WAS FUCKING 6.
I began to think that maybe it never existed, and was simply a conglomerate of my young imagination during a stressful time before I discovered cool things. Yet here it is, the pure picture of bizzare game that my child mind remembers like a near-rape experience.
Around 17:15 you can here Matt enter the room
Ding dong: *gets pushed around once.
Ding dong: *equipped M-15.
(Your heavy steel makes you a man)
"this is our last video on oneyplays"
Me rewatching this video from 4-ish years ago because it was in their most recent upload: "Ah yes, last video"
19:00 Julian lacks the exaggerated swagger of a penpen
Everytime I heard that menu select noise, I kept having flashbacks of Video Arcade on 90s Nickelodeon.
Holy shit...I had this game and loved it as a kid. Only now did I remember all this. What an odd game it was.
That intro was beautiful
Man the third impact really took a toll on pen pen...
I don't know if I've ever laughed as hard as I did at the end of this, the part with the spinning room.
I loved this game as a kid.
Loved this game growing up.
Hey fellas we were born in the same year! 90! No wonder I like/relate to y'all so much. Good times with this kooky game today!
OneyPlays is my favorite channel!
That snotty walrus’ name “Hanamizu” means “snot” in Japanese
0:07
And just like that, we're off to a good episode.
This game gave me a nightmare as a kid and my mom wouldn't let me play it when I went to my friend's house after that