When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.
Shit's no joke. Never knew pple would go in for that. Happened with my husband....burned for days even after rinsing! I wz gonna say ya'll's swimmers are swimmin in acid--(but he was snipped sooo)...maybe pure seminal fluid is worse. 💦👀😱🤣😖 *shivers*
as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong
I also got glow stick chemicals in my eye while trying to make it glow and it snapped while everyone was in the room (it was a Christmas party at my house). Everyone saw and my mom took me to the bathroom and had me wash out my eye. I hated every second of it and struggled to keep my eye open. I almost had to go to the er. Luckily, I didn’t end up needing to go, but I went to the eye doctor the next day just in case
I accidentally drank some once. I use to break the glass in it more, by using my mouth. Yeah, long story short, it broke, and it tastes nasty. No one knows it happened.
SHUSH I wish I had seen this earlier! Literally just this afternoon I got teatree oil in my eye and I wanted TO DIE! I got it out soon enough and felt better bur after that I slipped on the bathroom floor cause my brother doesn't know how to dry himself properly and just walks around dripping wet. Also earlier today I went to the dentist to get my tooth pulled which that didn't hurt but because they put that numbing stuff in my mouth my face has felt so weird ever since. And about 1 hour after I got home I rolled my ankle and fell down a few stairs. I'm fine now other than my face/mouth feeling weird. We have those days sometimes and I hope you guys have had a good day :)
@@dreamyjae9320 You need to lay down for a rest already now! Instead of flushing your eyes right away just try to relax lying down with a cold cloth or ice pack wrapped in a towel on it to reduce some of that pain before you try to flush it again. Make sure not to rub your eyes either. You may have scratched your cornea. If it's absolutely excruciating and the pain is not reducing no matter what you do. Then you so probably go to the ER.
Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...
My mum's a nurse and she wouldn't take me to the ER if my leg was falling off, she would fix it her self then get me 1st class tickets to skip the waiting
Me too, my mom used to work as an Otorhinolaryngologist and I used to have a lot problems with my ears because they kept getting infected (it was because of my tonsils which were eventually removed), so I developed a fear of things coming near my ear, like anything, a hand, a finger, even if it’s someone I trust with my life I go into panic mode. That is also why I always cover my ears with my blanket when I sleep, I’m just scared of things going near my ear when I sleep 😐
I been avoiding saying this but after seeing so many many shorts from this Doctor. I think i found who I want as my own personal physician. Why, you ask.... watch the videos for yourself. It is self evident as to why.
I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃
Another tip . If you are cutting pvc pipe with power tools like a Dremel or electric saw you should wear safety glasses . I cut a piece of pvc pipe with a Dremel and ended up with pvc pipe dust inside of my eyes . It was super painful for three days. I rinsed my eyes of with water myself but it took three days before I got the last bit of the pvc dust out .
Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops? Me:* says nothing * Him: Me too friend, me too.
Had one like him in gr 9. Had us scrape the inside of our cheek to look at under a microscope. One girl shouts, "Ew, mine is moving!" so teacher walks over and looks in her microscope, lifts his head, shrugs his shoulders, and casually says, "Meh, it's just sperm." Somebody must have said something to the school board because from then on, instead of swabbing cheeks, the science class used the thin translucent skin from in between 2 layers of an onion.
You can buy an eye wash with a cup from most pharmacy / chemists which does the same job but it's a cup which is much easier to hold over your eye to flush whatever is in your eye.
In the lab we have an eyewash station incase blood or another specimen splashes into your eye. It’s basically a forked pipe that shoots water into your eyes over a basin to catch the water. If you get a specimen in your eye you have to sit over it for 15 minutes.
When I was a teenager I was working at McDonald's and oil ended up jumping and jumping into my eye. The relief after getting my eye washed out was crazy
I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!
Me: *Stabs someone* Someone: *Sprays blood* Me: "Warn me next time will ya?" Someone: "S- S. Ssorry." Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)
The Morgan lens isn't that bad, it's a weird feeling but damn it feels a whole hell of a lot better than whatever is stuck in your eye, they also have some amazing numbing drops that work incredibly well.
Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.
@@emma8859 TL;DR My uncle as a kid pepper sprayed my mom and my grandma is a possible emergency NASCAR driver. My uncle (when he was 6) found pepper spray in my grandma's purse and decided he'd "spray his sister (my mom who was 8) with the 'special perfume'" and it got right in her eyes, in pretty sure this part is fabricated hut my grandma went 75 the whole time to the ER.
My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴☠️ 🦜
The absolute worst eye pain I have ever had was when my 5 year old son and I we're playing, and he scratched me with his fingernail right across my eye, and I guess he scratched the cornia of my eye. Every 3 seconds a pulse of agony went thru my eye, then at the E.R the doctor put some sort of solution in my eye, and INSTANT RELIEF!!
I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.
To be honest, thank you for posting this video because when you got to the wash your eye part I washed my eyes because I got washing hand soap in my eye. Thank you
I made the mistake of rubbing metal into my eye once and ended up being strapped to a chair with clamps to keep my eyes open as they scraped the metal out. It wasn't very fun and I had to wear an eyepatch for a week😂
You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes. I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long. That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye. Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration! PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!
I've worked at an autoservice shop and got something in my eye... no matter how much I rinsed it, it didn't go away until 30 minutes later my tears got rid of it... I never wanna feel that shit EVER again
Watching a movie on my tablet in bed. My 8-week-old kitten was behind me (although I didn't realize it at the time, because that little f'er was some kind of feline ninja), and noticed my eyeballs moving around. She proceeded to sneak up and swat my right eyeball, claws fully extended. Dear god, the pain! The ED nurse showed me the scratches after numbing my eye, putting some yellow-orange dye in it, and using a black light to look at it. The worst part was that OTC painkillers didn't help at all, our ED doesn't prescribe painkillers to take home anymore, and the doctor told me I couldn't take the bottle of numbing solution home with me because overusing it can cause major eye problems. Me just TELLING her that I'd use it very carefully wasn't good enough--liability and all. 🙄 Thank you SO MUCH to the ED nurse who believed that I was NOT a total moron, and sent me home with the numbing drops ANYWAY (along with the three different antibiotics I had to put in my eye) after I promised her to use it VERY sparingly. And I kept that promise. Didn't use them too often; only a drop or two every other day or so at bedtime, so I could fall asleep. Ophthalmology saw me a week afterward; the healing process was going great, my eye pressure was fine, and my vision was fine. That ED nurse (who treated me as if I'm an adult who possesses a brain) is the only reason I got any sleep at all during the first 10 days of my cornea healing. APPRECIATE YOUR NURSES! Doctors are cold and practical; nurses are capable of tempering practicality with compassion and common sense. ☺️❤️🙏
Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station “it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye” that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol
One time a few years ago, i was trying to glue my fence back together, for some reason 👁👄👁, and i got superglue in my eye... Yea that hurt.. Don’t do that please- 😀👍
Super random but one of my symptoms of PMS is that my eyelashes fall out. This doesn't leave my eye bald though. it's basically the new lashes have come in and replaced the old lashes.....just all at once so a bunch of my eyelashes fall out at one time; mostly into my eye. I literally am a master at removing any and all foreign objects from my eyeball, even if it's on the pupil. I can do it without even looking into a mirror sometimes. I can also prevent this process (only a little bit) by gently pulling on my lashes when I'm PMSing so that they dislodge on my fingers and not in my eyeball. But this is not a sure fire technique. People get weirded out when I do this in front of them hahaha I've looked it up but I've never seen anything that says this is a normal PMS symptom. It doesn't worry me so I just go on about my day if it ever happens.
Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary
I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍♀️
I had external concrete dust in my eye that got past my safety glasses. I worked at a lab and the eyewash saved my eyes. It was gritty dust, and i only got minor scratches in one eye. I had my lab coat and apparently after several washes the spots of dust didn't even come out. I was lucky as it was during covid so i wore a mask. Hospital said i would have had major lung issues if i had breathed it in.
I was once messing with the fragrance pouch thingy from a car air freshener cuz it was squishy and felt cool and i was trying to ignore the fact that my parents were currently screaming at eachother. Well as one does, it fucking exploded and went directly into my eyeball and i started screaming bloody murder 👁👄👁
In college chemistry they showed us those eye cleansing bottles that has a little cup to put over your eyes and you squeeze the bottle to rinse it. We all had to try them so we’d know what to do if something happened. I can say that it does NOT feel good to push saline into your eye when there’s nothing in it 😩
Yeah my sister had to get this in her eye one Halloween… she used contacts she got from wish(yeah I tried to tell her not to put those anywhere near her eyes but she decided she knew better) AND she got glitter stuck on the contacts before she put them on her eyeball! She kept that shit in for hours! The glitter was cutting up her eyes and the dye from the contacts was slowly melting off of the contacts into her eyes. It wasn’t until the next morning when she couldn’t open her eyes even tho she’s been having pain all night. They put of these lenses in both eyes for hours and she still had a huge chance of losing one or both of her eyes for days after she got out of the hospital. Don’t ever use cheap contact, definitely do not get them from wish.
I had to go to the ER two separate times for my eye. The first time I had been whipped with a branch with a branch hard enough to crush part of my sclera. I'm lucky it didn't hit my cornea. They gave me eye drops that glowed where the injury was and The second time I got a random piece of I don't know stuck to my eye while trying on Halloween masks. We tried to wash it out but nothing helped. They gave me numbing eye drops then used a q tip. The doctor said whatever it was pop'd off like it was suction cupped to my eyeball. Whatever it was HURT.
In our school lab, we have these alcohol like bottles that are filled with slightly salted water (the water has the same salt content as our tears so that it doesn't hurt that much) so that if some chemical does get into our eyes, we can use that to wash it off. Knowing about that gave me chills but hey, gotta practice safety precautions in a lab that is full of jhs students
Today, before watching this video, I got sanitizer in my eye (Contains Ethyl Alcohol), all I did was wash my eye with water and it's doing amazing noe.
If you have something in your eye, another thing that can help is tilting your head down and blinking a lot. Blinking is literally so that you can clean and hydrate your eyes - use it p!
I remember this one time I was in a mental hospital because of some depression issues (mind you I was the youngest out of everyone there.) And basically a whole yelling spree happened, causing half of the teens there to have a mental breakdown because of the screaming, (including me) so after the incident, they came around which small cloths, barely more than an inch and dapped it with peppermint sent. Welp, if you can’t already guess where this was going, the majority of the teens got the peppermint scent in their eyes and ran around the the floor trying to get it out. Thank, god there were way to many eye-washing stations in the building. Makes me wonder how often that happened-
*"Next time ask your boyfriend to warn you before he shoots."*
Jesus christ lmaooo
Holy shit im 16 don't need to give my girl a warning she knows when it's coming
@@jacobsewell7503 👁👄👁
@@jacobsewell7503 Well.. 😀👍
The worst burn bruhhhh
I didn’t get it at first …
I like how he can be so vulgar yet so professional at the same time-
its almost like being professional and vulgar at the same time its crazy
Fuckin love it 🤣
It’s almost like, hang on, you watched the god damn video you dunce
@@will-xj9qh They were just pointing out something they liked chill lmao
Ik right
When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.
Oh fuck no
We’re they able to flush it off his eye though?
That's terrifying. A lesson on safety goggles for EVERYONE who is around instant concrete.
Woah uh you just unlocked a new fear
Dear lord in the name of everything holy why god why did this now become a thing that terrifies me.
"tell your damn boyfriend to warn you before he shoots"
Something tells me that that is the leading cause for the need of an eye washing.
Shit's no joke. Never knew pple would go in for that. Happened with my husband....burned for days even after rinsing! I wz gonna say ya'll's swimmers are swimmin in acid--(but he was snipped sooo)...maybe pure seminal fluid is worse. 💦👀😱🤣😖 *shivers*
when it shoots the ENTIRE LENGTH OF YOUR BODY to land squarely in your eye, yes. Or you just roll with the faux pinkeye reaction.
@@carryjgful nah u wild asf lmao
My mom’s a doctor who’s explained it all to me
But when Steve tells me, I remember all the Tips from the ER 🤣
I feel like he did this because someone came in because of it and he is now emphasizing it😂😂
Yes deffo
came
@@Chris-db9vt YOU DID NOT
(≧▽≦)
@@M1ntP0ppy LOL
Goshdamnit you just made me realize and now I wish I didn't see anything
as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay
edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong
I also got glow stick chemicals in my eye while trying to make it glow and it snapped while everyone was in the room (it was a Christmas party at my house). Everyone saw and my mom took me to the bathroom and had me wash out my eye. I hated every second of it and struggled to keep my eye open. I almost had to go to the er. Luckily, I didn’t end up needing to go, but I went to the eye doctor the next day just in case
It happened to me before it is normal
I accidentally drank some once. I use to break the glass in it more, by using my mouth. Yeah, long story short, it broke, and it tastes nasty. No one knows it happened.
...clicking ?????????
I did it too but it doesn't click. But I can see in the dark.. don't think thats okay but I can see like a cat now. So thats good ig?
Bodely fluids from your boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I snorted and immediately looked for someones comment about it- facking- 😂😂
And I just got to the last bit oh no- 😂😂
I'm laughing so hard but I mean it happens😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@cadiunderhill5958 What do you mean it happens ?
Same
"Rip out the fucking eyeball" got me though
"Bodily fluids from your boyfriend."
THAT KILLED ME.
I'M DECEASED.
Me: *honestly just kind zoning out*
Him: "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend-"
Me: W h a t? 😃
it’s like pure salt in ur eye. i bring eye drops whenever we hang out.....
@@emeryexe nani?! Eye drops help~?
It’s something you’ll never get in your introverted life lol
@@gamerwolffang2722 Your sister
@@typicalmatt7592 oh she's back from dance with Death?
Bodily fluids from your boyfriend lol ok its official you're my kind of Doctor. 😅
👍 he's an ER technician
He is the official good doctor
Doesn't even have to be from someone else. I've done it myself.
@@brick4353 unlucky
@@brick4353 🙊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Tips from the E.R” I love that
I don’t get it
That's literally what he says every video
I laughed so incredibly hard. The bodily fluids from your boyfriend is accurate 😅 It really does burn..
yea it burns so bad 😅
Being called mf by anyone else is an insult but from this guy, it feels like a forehead kiss🥺
The Morgan Lens is a contact lens with Morgan Freeman’s voice talking to you nonstop until you take it out
I would never remove them.
@@MrsMrMoney lol
Er.... what? That is so much funnier than it should be lol
@@isabellach lol
Hilarious!
He keeps mentioning their boyfriends.
I'm thinking he's experienced this at least twice 🤔
Edit: removed "ladies"
😂😂😂
Wonder which side he was on tho
He's a nurse, what do you expect
I know what you mean tho
He never mentioned ladies tho 👀👀👀
RIGHT-
“Bodily fluids from your boyfriend”
Me: Wha- OH.
My exact reaction.
Gross
@YungyN ツ maybe he/she didn't?
@@spookywitch0x0 only if he/she is kid 😂😅
@YungyN ツ look at that profile, she's a kid
Love the “happy” ending & how he “rubbed” that joke out! 😂😅😂
SHUSH I wish I had seen this earlier! Literally just this afternoon I got teatree oil in my eye and I wanted TO DIE! I got it out soon enough and felt better bur after that I slipped on the bathroom floor cause my brother doesn't know how to dry himself properly and just walks around dripping wet. Also earlier today I went to the dentist to get my tooth pulled which that didn't hurt but because they put that numbing stuff in my mouth my face has felt so weird ever since. And about 1 hour after I got home I rolled my ankle and fell down a few stairs.
I'm fine now other than my face/mouth feeling weird. We have those days sometimes and I hope you guys have had a good day :)
Isn't putting water in your eye if you accidentally put something in your eye is comon knowledge?
@@Bruh-pd6hq it is so I did do that but it hurt so freaking bad.
@@dreamyjae9320 You need to lay down for a rest already now! Instead of flushing your eyes right away just try to relax lying down with a cold cloth or ice pack wrapped in a towel on it to reduce some of that pain before you try to flush it again. Make sure not to rub your eyes either. You may have scratched your cornea. If it's absolutely excruciating and the pain is not reducing no matter what you do. Then you so probably go to the ER.
@@christineneil8020 thank you so much! I'll take that advice for the next time it happens
@@dreamyjae9320 Np. Glad to help.
"Warn your boyfriend before he shoots"
I'm dying
Okay.. Just imagine going to the ER and the doctor tells you to be still all of a sudden this guy comes to your mind and you can't stop laughing
Happened when I went to the dentist. I was picturing the Bentist going PUHHHH and also this guy calling me a motherfucker 😂
@@seatripreports oh yes the bentist every time I also go my dentist it always remind me of him
Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...
Sometimes this would happen to me and I’m just like “oh shit they’ve finally had it with me and my bullshit”
My mum's a nurse and she wouldn't take me to the ER if my leg was falling off, she would fix it her self then get me 1st class tickets to skip the waiting
Yea this is very common in asian countries
Same. Since my mom's a nurse i would freak out when she gets serious abt me having a wound, since she must know alot.
Me too, my mom used to work as an Otorhinolaryngologist and I used to have a lot problems with my ears because they kept getting infected (it was because of my tonsils which were eventually removed), so I developed a fear of things coming near my ear, like anything, a hand, a finger, even if it’s someone I trust with my life I go into panic mode. That is also why I always cover my ears with my blanket when I sleep, I’m just scared of things going near my ear when I sleep 😐
Stevioe keeo the content comin' . New nurse here.. keep sending out that real school advice and training you dont get in school. We love you man!!@@
I been avoiding saying this but after seeing so many many shorts from this Doctor. I think i found who I want as my own personal physician. Why, you ask.... watch the videos for yourself. It is self evident as to why.
“Tell your damn boyfriend to warn you next time before he shoots”
Lmao.
@MaybeF1 idk my friend idk
@@-ava-is-dead-9816 sperm
@@luciferdontreadmydescription o
@MaybeF1 hahaha....
My friend had that happen to him. He accidently sprayed sunscreen in his eye
Same that hurt so bad! My eyes are watering just thinking about it 😂
my dumbass got pepper pray on my eyes after seeing it under the sink and touching it. it hurt like a bitch
@@WlSTERllA bruhhhhh 💀💀
@@mgthebee7043 lmaoooo
I have accidentally squirted sanitizer in my eye! I still regret it-
I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃
oh gee 🥲
Lmao
I saw a RUclips video in the same thing happened to the girl in it that was terrifying y’all should look it up
Eye-liners are made so if you get it in your eye it's not going to do any harm if not they'd get sued.
I did that a couple weeks ago. I looked terrifying lol.
“or bodily fluids from your boyfriend!” *SPITS TEA* I DONT APPRECIATE YOU CALLING ME OUT
Another tip .
If you are cutting pvc pipe with power tools like a Dremel or electric saw you should wear safety glasses . I cut a piece of pvc pipe with a Dremel and ended up with pvc pipe dust inside of my eyes . It was super painful for three days. I rinsed my eyes of with water myself but it took three days before I got the last bit of the pvc dust out .
It’s your delivery. It’s priceless. Has me laughing every time. You’re great.
Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops?
Me:* says nothing *
Him: Me too friend, me too.
Imagine having this guy as your bioligy teacher, amazing!
Had one like him in gr 9. Had us scrape the inside of our cheek to look at under a microscope. One girl shouts, "Ew, mine is moving!" so teacher walks over and looks in her microscope, lifts his head, shrugs his shoulders, and casually says, "Meh, it's just sperm." Somebody must have said something to the school board because from then on, instead of swabbing cheeks, the science class used the thin translucent skin from in between 2 layers of an onion.
@@LaydeeLia lol. Great story! What a savage teacher
Yeah... He'd be great BIOLOGY teacher
@@LaydeeLia the onion one is more like my school
You can buy an eye wash with a cup from most pharmacy / chemists which does the same job but it's a cup which is much easier to hold over your eye to flush whatever is in your eye.
In the lab we have an eyewash station incase blood or another specimen splashes into your eye. It’s basically a forked pipe that shoots water into your eyes over a basin to catch the water. If you get a specimen in your eye you have to sit over it for 15 minutes.
bodely fluids from your boyfriend... hold up-
M-meliodas sama?
I really like your pfp!! May I know where can I save it pls
🧍♀️🏃💨
Saliva, blood, or pee.
But I'm single, virgin 🥺🥺 and not 18
"Before he 'shoots' ". Ah, greatest thing I heard all day
This is the funniest one so far 😂😂😂😂
When I was a teenager I was working at McDonald's and oil ended up jumping and jumping into my eye. The relief after getting my eye washed out was crazy
I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!
Me: *Stabs someone*
Someone: *Sprays blood*
Me: "Warn me next time will ya?"
Someone: "S- S. Ssorry."
Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)
But they're be dead
Your pfp makes this that much better
nExT TiMe?!??
@@inksans3709 r/wooooosh
@@meatballsupreme5586 truuu
Some men take "dont shoot till you see the white in her eyes" quite literally...and , That's how you get pinkeye
idk guys, he seemed pretty salty and reminiscent at the end-
i wish doctor and nurses could talk as stright forward as this guy haha
Sadly,
We cant just watch an informative video without someone using such language. Thanks for being a part of the problem
This series makes the qoute
"We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2."
So much better
I love the way you put things! It’s probably the best way to communicate with some patients!🤣
This man couldn't be any funnier... im dying rn
(Edit) no pun intended
Why is the description of the pain so really dear god I can feel it and I dont even have anything in my eyes
The Morgan lens isn't that bad, it's a weird feeling but damn it feels a whole hell of a lot better than whatever is stuck in your eye, they also have some amazing numbing drops that work incredibly well.
Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.
@@emma8859
TL;DR My uncle as a kid pepper sprayed my mom and my grandma is a possible emergency NASCAR driver.
My uncle (when he was 6) found pepper spray in my grandma's purse and decided he'd "spray his sister (my mom who was 8) with the 'special perfume'" and it got right in her eyes, in pretty sure this part is fabricated hut my grandma went 75 the whole time to the ER.
I have been binging his short Vids for two hours now.... No regrets 😌
My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴☠️ 🦜
The absolute worst eye pain I have ever had was when my 5 year old son and I we're playing, and he scratched me with his fingernail right across my eye, and I guess he scratched the cornia of my eye. Every 3 seconds a pulse of agony went thru my eye, then at the E.R the doctor put some sort of solution in my eye, and INSTANT RELIEF!!
I love these videos so much because I am wanting to be a doctor when I can get the application
I love how passive aggressive he is I can’t 😭
I wasn’t ready for him to say ‘before he shoots’ 😂😂
I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.
Omfg, the ending got me. Too fuckin’ funny!!
To be honest, thank you for posting this video because when you got to the wash your eye part I washed my eyes because I got washing hand soap in my eye. Thank you
I made the mistake of rubbing metal into my eye once and ended up being strapped to a chair with clamps to keep my eyes open as they scraped the metal out. It wasn't very fun and I had to wear an eyepatch for a week😂
I guess kayla's bored
That's metal 🤘
You should do it again lol
Nobody is going to talk about how painful/uncomfortable that sounds 😬
And scarry.... 🤯 I have anxiety just from imagining it all..
Why does he give off claptrap vibes from the Borderlands series???😂😂
You aren't wrong though, he really does 😂
Lol he does
If he starts calling us meat bags, I’ll die. Lol
@@Mistress1337 so will I lol
This is the best doctor ever
He just- he's so *calm* while saying this. I can't 😂
You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes.
I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long.
That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye.
Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration!
PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!
I’m amazed at the fact this man LITERALLY made a cyclops emoji
This guy🤣🤣🤣 I can’t he just gives you the straight reality of stuff🤣
I've worked at an autoservice shop and got something in my eye... no matter how much I rinsed it, it didn't go away until 30 minutes later my tears got rid of it... I never wanna feel that shit EVER again
Watching a movie on my tablet in bed. My 8-week-old kitten was behind me (although I didn't realize it at the time, because that little f'er was some kind of feline ninja), and noticed my eyeballs moving around.
She proceeded to sneak up and swat my right eyeball, claws fully extended. Dear god, the pain! The ED nurse showed me the scratches after numbing my eye, putting some yellow-orange dye in it, and using a black light to look at it.
The worst part was that OTC painkillers didn't help at all, our ED doesn't prescribe painkillers to take home anymore, and the doctor told me I couldn't take the bottle of numbing solution home with me because overusing it can cause major eye problems. Me just TELLING her that I'd use it very carefully wasn't good enough--liability and all. 🙄
Thank you SO MUCH to the ED nurse who believed that I was NOT a total moron, and sent me home with the numbing drops ANYWAY (along with the three different antibiotics I had to put in my eye) after I promised her to use it VERY sparingly.
And I kept that promise. Didn't use them too often; only a drop or two every other day or so at bedtime, so I could fall asleep. Ophthalmology saw me a week afterward; the healing process was going great, my eye pressure was fine, and my vision was fine.
That ED nurse (who treated me as if I'm an adult who possesses a brain) is the only reason I got any sleep at all during the first 10 days of my cornea healing.
APPRECIATE YOUR NURSES! Doctors are cold and practical; nurses are capable of tempering practicality with compassion and common sense. ☺️❤️🙏
Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station
“it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye”
that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol
One time a few years ago, i was trying to glue my fence back together, for some reason 👁👄👁, and i got superglue in my eye... Yea that hurt.. Don’t do that please- 😀👍
Oh my gosh did it dry? How did you get it out?
@@IDKZZ1 It dried. But I used a lot of eye drops and it eventually came out after a few hours 🥲 I never went to the ER 😢
Dang I would have flipped the crap out probably
Super random but one of my symptoms of PMS is that my eyelashes fall out. This doesn't leave my eye bald though. it's basically the new lashes have come in and replaced the old lashes.....just all at once so a bunch of my eyelashes fall out at one time; mostly into my eye. I literally am a master at removing any and all foreign objects from my eyeball, even if it's on the pupil. I can do it without even looking into a mirror sometimes. I can also prevent this process (only a little bit) by gently pulling on my lashes when I'm PMSing so that they dislodge on my fingers and not in my eyeball. But this is not a sure fire technique.
People get weirded out when I do this in front of them hahaha I've looked it up but I've never seen anything that says this is a normal PMS symptom. It doesn't worry me so I just go on about my day if it ever happens.
That's interesting! 😄
You are not alone, I feel your pain.
Your ER must be fun. I usually get animal bite victims on Tuesdays.
I love the way he says "mfer" it cracks me up
Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary
Ahh never gets old
“Tips from the ER”
I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍♀️
I had external concrete dust in my eye that got past my safety glasses. I worked at a lab and the eyewash saved my eyes. It was gritty dust, and i only got minor scratches in one eye. I had my lab coat and apparently after several washes the spots of dust didn't even come out. I was lucky as it was during covid so i wore a mask. Hospital said i would have had major lung issues if i had breathed it in.
This is why he is the best doctor
I was once messing with the fragrance pouch thingy from a car air freshener cuz it was squishy and felt cool and i was trying to ignore the fact that my parents were currently screaming at eachother. Well as one does, it fucking exploded and went directly into my eyeball and i started screaming bloody murder 👁👄👁
In college chemistry they showed us those eye cleansing bottles that has a little cup to put over your eyes and you squeeze the bottle to rinse it. We all had to try them so we’d know what to do if something happened. I can say that it does NOT feel good to push saline into your eye when there’s nothing in it 😩
"Or bodily fluids from you boyfriend" bruh i- 🤣🤣🤣
You what? Don't keep us hanging
@@disfatbidge8219 im dead is what i am lmao
Yeah like blood, pee, or saliva
Yeah my sister had to get this in her eye one Halloween… she used contacts she got from wish(yeah I tried to tell her not to put those anywhere near her eyes but she decided she knew better) AND she got glitter stuck on the contacts before she put them on her eyeball! She kept that shit in for hours! The glitter was cutting up her eyes and the dye from the contacts was slowly melting off of the contacts into her eyes.
It wasn’t until the next morning when she couldn’t open her eyes even tho she’s been having pain all night.
They put of these lenses in both eyes for hours and she still had a huge chance of losing one or both of her eyes for days after she got out of the hospital.
Don’t ever use cheap contact, definitely do not get them from wish.
You make life easier friend 🥰
why do i feel like this guy has experience- he gives me bi vibes-
What does being bi have to do with ER experiences?-
@@angel_cake07 it's because of the jizz joke I think
@@Charlie-ri8zg Oh
Why does water sting like hell when it's in my eye tho? That's always confused me.
Bc the water in your eyes is salt water
@@thepumpkinqueen2955 I been showering in salt water?
No. The water in your tap is fresh but the water in your eyes is salt water. Your tears are salt water
I had to go to the ER two separate times for my eye.
The first time I had been whipped with a branch with a branch hard enough to crush part of my sclera. I'm lucky it didn't hit my cornea. They gave me eye drops that glowed where the injury was and
The second time I got a random piece of I don't know stuck to my eye while trying on Halloween masks. We tried to wash it out but nothing helped. They gave me numbing eye drops then used a q tip. The doctor said whatever it was pop'd off like it was suction cupped to my eyeball. Whatever it was HURT.
My eye hurts so fucking bad right now but I can't stop laughing lmao
He did it ladies and gentlemen, he only swore twice
*Give him a round of applause*
Lol
does the king reply? 👑
I guess not-
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In our school lab, we have these alcohol like bottles that are filled with slightly salted water (the water has the same salt content as our tears so that it doesn't hurt that much) so that if some chemical does get into our eyes, we can use that to wash it off. Knowing about that gave me chills but hey, gotta practice safety precautions in a lab that is full of jhs students
Today, before watching this video, I got sanitizer in my eye (Contains Ethyl Alcohol), all I did was wash my eye with water and it's doing amazing noe.
I love watching these with my toddler!
You are probably the most passive aggressive doctor ever. Congrats!
Shot glass works real good with saline or even lubricating eye drops.
If you have something in your eye, another thing that can help is tilting your head down and blinking a lot. Blinking is literally so that you can clean and hydrate your eyes - use it p!
I'm cackling! 😂 Tell your damn bf to warn you next time before he shoots 🔫 💀
I remember this one time I was in a mental hospital because of some depression issues (mind you I was the youngest out of everyone there.) And basically a whole yelling spree happened, causing half of the teens there to have a mental breakdown because of the screaming, (including me) so after the incident, they came around which small cloths, barely more than an inch and dapped it with peppermint sent. Welp, if you can’t already guess where this was going, the majority of the teens got the peppermint scent in their eyes and ran around the the floor trying to get it out. Thank, god there were way to many eye-washing stations in the building. Makes me wonder how often that happened-
Just watching this video made me tear up