Wolfenstein Youngblood Review - How to ruin a franchise!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @checkmate058
    @checkmate058 5 лет назад +1387

    This could of been great.
    What does it mean to be child of a hero?
    Whats it like to grow up in the shadow of someone who acheived something great?
    Thats an idea to build a story around.
    A self identy story about the children of a action hero who killed lots of people.
    Growing up knowing your father killed lots of people.
    Could of been an intresting extension to the BJ story in a passing the torch way.
    The daughters of Blaskowhits could of become strongly charicterd female charicters.
    Whelp, they failed.
    They stongy charichatured female charicters.

    • @adamashworth6293
      @adamashworth6293 5 лет назад +110

      could have*

    • @nicechris2583
      @nicechris2583 5 лет назад +19

      like uninstalling fine.

    • @sync3034
      @sync3034 5 лет назад +36

      A nuanced well thought out comment on RUclips? SHUT IT DOWN

    • @amjadken
      @amjadken 5 лет назад +41

      @@adamashworth6293 Thank you, it's amazing how often I see people use "Could of".

    • @cecepham123
      @cecepham123 5 лет назад +4

      i love love love your reviews . Hilarious lmao

  • @Yanuu
    @Yanuu 5 лет назад +2215

    “It uninstalls fine”
    Mac you are the best 😂

    • @theral056
      @theral056 5 лет назад +20

      That cracked me up lol

    • @KHKsuger
      @KHKsuger 5 лет назад +3

      Why is everyone spelling Mack Mackerson mac nowadays?

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 5 лет назад +2

      @@KHKsuger I've always typed Mac. What's the difference? Mackerson which I just learned is a name has both Mac and Mack! Mind. Blown.

    • @hermanni1989
      @hermanni1989 5 лет назад +10

      Honestly, games don't always uninstall just fine and I'm not cool with that.

    • @LlortAtem
      @LlortAtem 5 лет назад

      @@heetsees He's always spelt it "Mack". The fact is you people are still spelling it wrong after all these years lol... Maybe it doesn't bother him though because i've never seen him correct anyone.

  • @captaincluster316
    @captaincluster316 5 лет назад +836

    I now know why my grandfather survived being shot in WW2 - he was immune to stripey ammo

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад +29

      But not to ammo with squares?

    • @FistMyGapeyAnus
      @FistMyGapeyAnus 5 лет назад +61

      My grandad survived being run over by a tank because it was a stripy tank.

    • @dickvandyke7339
      @dickvandyke7339 5 лет назад +33

      @Glorious Bastard My Japanese grandfather survived 2 nukes because they were stripy nukes. Silly yankee piggu's!!

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice 5 лет назад +1

      @@FistMyGapeyAnus haha, I can see where this is gonna get out of hand.

    • @guysmiley7289
      @guysmiley7289 5 лет назад +2

      Either that or he was a coward.

  • @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin
    @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin 5 лет назад +557

    The only good thing about modern AAA "gaming" is waiting for these hilarious reviews because they're way more entertaining and enjoyable than the actual games.

    • @lightbringer1237
      @lightbringer1237 5 лет назад +1

      Unless the games are made by cdpr

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 5 лет назад +1

      no it will be entertaining to watch it crash as well.

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 лет назад

      @@bidenthekiddiediddler1825 looks like you know what you are speaking about

    • @samuelrichardson3177
      @samuelrichardson3177 4 года назад

      this

    • @Lucas02000
      @Lucas02000 3 года назад +2

      @@lightbringer1237 This aged like milk.

  • @ezassegai4793
    @ezassegai4793 5 лет назад +569

    "uninstalls fine."
    10/10 - IGN

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 5 лет назад +21

      "It removed all my bigotry" - 12/8.8

    • @ezassegai4793
      @ezassegai4793 5 лет назад +23

      @@iratepirate3896 'Cured my white-privilege' 420/mountaindew
      -IGN (Inclusive Gayming Nutwork)

    • @coolio939
      @coolio939 3 года назад +1

      wtf is your profile picture

    • @Dezert_Fox
      @Dezert_Fox 3 года назад +2

      Love the pfp

    • @BRQDA
      @BRQDA 3 года назад

      @@coolio939 The official flag of Cusco has seven horizontal stripes of color: red, orange, yellow, green, sky blue, blue, and violet. This rainbow flag was introduced to Peru in 1973 by Raúl Montesinos Espejo, in recognition of the 25th anniversary of his Tawantinsuyo Radio station.

  • @nibbaturtle3340
    @nibbaturtle3340 5 лет назад +191

    This game is like a waitress that spits on your food in front of you and flips you off while asking for a tip

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice 5 лет назад +15

      Well said man. This is exactly how I felt playing it.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 5 лет назад +9

      why did you even buy the game? a lot of companies are pushing propaganda and it's beyond annoying. not everyone is commie retard who'd eat this shit up.

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 5 лет назад +3

      @@SrChalice This series has gone from Chad to chav to shite

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +16

      And the waitress isn't even hot :(

    • @laviathenlatos2186
      @laviathenlatos2186 5 лет назад

      Wait... Wait.. is the waitress hotter then Satan's balls 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @S0ci0stan
    @S0ci0stan 5 лет назад +587

    "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"
    *- Rich Evens*

    • @LittleWasp
      @LittleWasp 5 лет назад +42

      Feels great!

    • @_your_mother_
      @_your_mother_ 5 лет назад +12

      Rich makes me wet.

    • @DivePlane13
      @DivePlane13 5 лет назад +12

      Thanks rich, I hate it

    • @DJOLE860
      @DJOLE860 5 лет назад +1

      feels like the punisher is about to be born,hint its me

    • @utrak
      @utrak 5 лет назад +2

      Very cool.

  • @khalill6184
    @khalill6184 5 лет назад +484

    "It uninstalls fine"
    A game so bad that this becomes a positive.

    • @Thehammm_
      @Thehammm_ 5 лет назад

      its going full circle!

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 5 лет назад +1

      Remember when publishers were installing Rootkits with their games?

    • @jacobisaacs600
      @jacobisaacs600 5 лет назад +2

      Khalil L honestly it’s kinda scary that games sometimes come with software that cannot be installed without losing a kidney and having a lobotomy.

    • @khalill6184
      @khalill6184 5 лет назад

      @@jacobisaacs600 Sure is. It's scary how so many things that used to be taken for granted are now increasingly less common, even for small things like uninstalls.

    • @redcrimson1028
      @redcrimson1028 5 лет назад +5

      But u can't reinstall the money u spend on it

  • @WorthABuyreviews
    @WorthABuyreviews  5 лет назад +567

    The real scary part is that some people actually had to sit down and brain storm the idea of having guns that only fire Square icon ammo and guns that only fire stripe icon ammo and then need to be fired at enemies with corresponding icons on their health bar in order to do good damage. I mean how the hell did that get passed as a good idea in a fast paced FPS like this and then if that was not bad enough, lets add levels and put high level enemies in low level maps that can one shot you. I mean yeah I took the piss out of the political decisions in this game for a laugh but my oath, them gun play decisions are diabolical and totally ruined the game, it's Wolfenstein by name only.

    • @Alduizard
      @Alduizard 5 лет назад +45

      They were too busy with thinking out the political stuff and how to make you play as degenerates and make the youngsters feel like its normal to behave like this. Then they slapped some gameplay over it and instead of making interesting unique levels(which would take effort), they added this shite rpg system, which was much easier to implement while ticking the box of adding "depth" to the game.

    • @wangsoft
      @wangsoft 5 лет назад +2

      Mac, mac, mac, is Amid Evil wab?

    • @killershootin6934
      @killershootin6934 5 лет назад +3

      Best reviewer on youtube. I agree with everything you say. This game looks like cringey trash.

    • @sinephase
      @sinephase 5 лет назад +1

      The immersion bit was off base too for a wolfenstein game considering all the weird tech and occult shit in all the wolfenstein games. They even transplanted BJ's head LOL

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 5 лет назад +8

      When liberals try to innovate. Ruination occurs.

  • @TheScortUK
    @TheScortUK 5 лет назад +142

    My goodness, I don't think I've ever seen a game, with protagonists I could actually hate - how could anyone play this, with such awful cutscene dialogue, what utter tosh

    • @terbentur2943
      @terbentur2943 5 лет назад +18

      It actually made me root for the "enemies" ... they were THAT awful

    • @abrahamyoupinovich8944
      @abrahamyoupinovich8944 5 лет назад +14

      @@terbentur2943 The only reason we're having to endure shit like this is because the Nazis lost in the first place. Had they won, nobody would be force-feeding you diversity and inclusivity and ramming it down your throat.

    • @aiden4917
      @aiden4917 5 лет назад +7

      Yea it's bad you can tell the girls are prats their arrogance and inexperience would get them killed in the first 5 minutes.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +3

      Pretty much yeah the average Wehrmacht soldier in France had around a 5:1 K/D rate (probably at least 4 times that if they were a machinegunner at Normandy beach) so they were not to be taken lightly. It's easy to forget that when you are gunning them down by the thousands in games like this.

    • @wrathpsp
      @wrathpsp 5 лет назад +1

      @Bigdrake This, exactly.

  • @ChiefToad
    @ChiefToad 5 лет назад +95

    This game is the perfect example of why I NEVER pre-order games. Ever.

    • @maciekdziekuje1949
      @maciekdziekuje1949 5 лет назад

      Yuup its me last preorder in me life ... waste of money

    • @Rezzurekted
      @Rezzurekted 5 лет назад +3

      Who the fuck preorder's games these days? 😂

    • @redhoodin2422
      @redhoodin2422 5 лет назад

      Nobody preorders game anymore

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 5 лет назад +2

      @@redhoodin2422 I do when I know the game is going to be fucking good, like red dead 2 or cyberpunk, and yes I only pre order special editions casue those ran out at least in my country

    • @kawaiicookiuwu3322
      @kawaiicookiuwu3322 5 лет назад

      @@jorgeloredo100 Can you download from your current gaming system? I learned that that's pretty handy, but so far still nothing like disc buying. I'm still figuring out how to get the discount clothes from my new sale on re2 lol.

  • @Alex-cs1vq
    @Alex-cs1vq 5 лет назад +285

    I've never heard diaglogue so consistently cringey. They reference that they are 2 girls about once a minute too....

    • @yoyoyo3531
      @yoyoyo3531 5 лет назад +2

      Is this actually a full priced game or an add on?

    • @Alex-cs1vq
      @Alex-cs1vq 5 лет назад +13

      @@yoyoyo3531 it's just over half the price of a full AAA game because its half a game

    • @psycold
      @psycold 5 лет назад +44

      That alone is enough to put me off, that scene where one of them pukes and then cheers is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a video game in 3 decades of playing them.

    • @Ingerimm
      @Ingerimm 5 лет назад +35

      This is what transpires when creators think sending you a *message* is more important than providing you a fun game to play.

    • @alexbristol4413
      @alexbristol4413 5 лет назад

      @@psycold I get the dislike of that scene.. but i personally like it. Seems like a fairly accurate reaction to seeing bloodshed for the first time and it's you blowing up a dudes head at close range!

  • @sgtskellington8945
    @sgtskellington8945 5 лет назад +101

    I'm convinced Mac just has an assembly line of bells at the ready when he gets pissed.

    • @FreakTimmah
      @FreakTimmah 5 лет назад +13

      Oh he has to have a case of those things. AAA game sales may be tanking but bell sales are through the roof!

  • @Pyke64
    @Pyke64 5 лет назад +163

    Stripes and squares? Enemy levels? Health bars above enemies?
    *Slowly backs away

  • @DaBradders
    @DaBradders 5 лет назад +133

    9 minutes and 45 seconds of pure sarcasm before Mac says he hates it.
    Damn Mac, you're brutal hahahaahha

  • @rinraiden
    @rinraiden 5 лет назад +110

    Almost 10 minutes of pure sarcasm. That's pretty impressive lol

  • @Alduizard
    @Alduizard 5 лет назад +252

    "Strong, independent" hits Wolfenstein with a truck!

  • @mrcokez1
    @mrcokez1 5 лет назад +179

    Steam gave me a refund super quick...its almost as if they were expecting it.

    • @contris1
      @contris1 5 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @TheTemplarKnight
      @TheTemplarKnight 5 лет назад +3

      I had no intention of buying it i knew it would be like this but i bought it just so i could refund it for that hour they counted it as a sale only to have it taken away like these freaks are doing to us with all the decent game and movies.If it is a war they want bring it on it costs me nothing to reject their warped agenda it costs them millions to keep trying to push it who will run out of shekles first.

  • @diversityandcomicsbear2625
    @diversityandcomicsbear2625 5 лет назад +41

    We need honest reviewers like this guy.

  • @LukasTheQuietKid
    @LukasTheQuietKid 5 лет назад +101

    “It uninstalls fine” Ahahah I died.
    Thank you Mack for playing through that pile of shit so you can give us an honest review.
    Maybe the feminists will like this game....

  • @YWeeJun
    @YWeeJun 5 лет назад +41

    This review is a 2019 masterpiece.

  • @mrfisher1072
    @mrfisher1072 5 лет назад +71

    Wolfenstein: my wifes daughters
    10/10 would not know it's out again.

  • @watch-box
    @watch-box 5 лет назад +158

    Mac you’ve used three games worth of sarcasm on this one review!

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 5 лет назад +6

      God bless'm for it

    • @scottmccool7242
      @scottmccool7242 5 лет назад

      I feel like I’m suffering from sarcasm poisoning after this video.

  • @Amit-uv7ro
    @Amit-uv7ro 5 лет назад +100

    As the gaming industry gets worse, your videos get better and better.
    Cried when the bell broke.

    • @Amit-uv7ro
      @Amit-uv7ro 5 лет назад +1

      @cread 61o Don't take it too seriously. There are some awesome games today too, but still...

  • @hoonz97
    @hoonz97 5 лет назад +201

    I'm seriously wondering if companies are doing the whole "get woke go broke" thing intentionally to fail

    • @hereticcreep3795
      @hereticcreep3795 5 лет назад

      F2P

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 5 лет назад +21

      Gillettes recent "It was worth it." comment gives insight in to the mindset of these corporations, or more specifically the people who own them. Gillette lost billions of dollars this past year, yet claimed it was worth it. What kind of company claims losing money is worth it? Unless of course, what they traded for was worth more value in their eyes. The corporate share-holders have an agenda, and they are fine sacrificing billions of dollars to push it. And to them it doesn't matter if a company goes broke. They can just sell their shares before it tanks and buy more in a new one. Or in the case of the big three gaming publishers, buy up new studios.

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 5 лет назад +8

      @@DrewPicklesTheDark it's a fucked up marketing idea, they belive that internet "likes" are the same as sells, this happens when you have old cats at the top, they belive that sjws praising them equals sells, and they belive this because many people at marketing are dumb milenials (I'm a milenail myself, I'm talking about the ones brainwashed by social media) that belive popularity is the same as sells, it isn't by the way, good products and knowing your target makes SALES.

    • @garnhamr
      @garnhamr 4 года назад +2

      you have to wonder. It's pretty obvious that it will fail but they do it everywhere so i'm not sure. I'm a floor layer and the most recent advert for a specialist flooring tool I've seen, was with a female flooring installer... how many women install flooring? like 0.05% probably. It's just ridiculous.

    • @RayoSombrio78
      @RayoSombrio78 4 года назад +1

      It makes me wonder if these companies aren't secretly financed by lobbies

  • @morgezorge6387
    @morgezorge6387 5 лет назад +31

    These characters just seem vile and repulsive.

  • @vinniecorleone62
    @vinniecorleone62 5 лет назад +60

    You're precisely correct my friend, it is a damn "disgrace to Wolfenstein"!

  • @DeltaDragon79
    @DeltaDragon79 5 лет назад +215

    Mary Sue's with the personality of dude bro's. "Triple-A entertainment" at its finest.

    • @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin
      @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin 5 лет назад +52

      I love how feminist games/films nearly always have the women acting exactly like a masculine "toxic male". Irony.

    • @aloneaflame9343
      @aloneaflame9343 5 лет назад +34

      @@ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin they literally take the worst traits of masculinity and call it a day. Like how about brotherhood and bravery and these things? Nah fuck that.

    • @JDyo001
      @JDyo001 5 лет назад +2

      @@ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin oh how surprising! considering this has nothing to do with feminism.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад

      @@ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin This isn't a feminist game. Just because a game/film has female leads it doesn't make it feminist or something that's standing up as a message of equality, for female rights or any of that.
      You know why they are acting like 'dude bro's' and 'masculine toxic male'? Because that's who created them, idiot male developers who have no idea how to write characters, let alone female characters. How's that for irony.

    • @dickvandyke7339
      @dickvandyke7339 5 лет назад +18

      @@JDyo001 I can see how someone would think it doesn't have anything to do with feminism... If they're blind, deaf and have the IQ of an amoeba.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 5 лет назад +23

    _At the end of New Order, when BJ gave the okay for them to launch the nuke, _*_he didn't mean for them to nuke the whole damned IP._*

  • @highly_elusive
    @highly_elusive 5 лет назад +26

    It has become impossible to tell if the developers were trying to create a parody or a serious game.
    Mack's parody of what a typical gaming "journalist's" review would look like is very good though.

  • @gregg.617
    @gregg.617 5 лет назад +25

    "We don't like big levels. You might get lost" Haha

  • @Cartoonman154
    @Cartoonman154 5 лет назад +114

    Watching the game stream last night was painful. Mac was tortured, for sure.

    • @madratter7031
      @madratter7031 5 лет назад

      Yeah the sarcasm in this video was more severe then usual, this most have broken him 😔

  • @ElmoLovesAnal
    @ElmoLovesAnal 5 лет назад +64

    Hey daddy... I mean Mack... I just see a Steam review with 800+ upvotes recommending this video.

  • @QuantumRads
    @QuantumRads 5 лет назад +23

    I don't think Bethesda is going to recover after their 76 infection. They will soon be oblivion.

    • @DevDreCW
      @DevDreCW 5 лет назад +1

      You underestimate the Bethesdrones.

    • @yourlocalhuman3526
      @yourlocalhuman3526 4 месяца назад

      @@DevDreCW well well well

  • @Breyzipp
    @Breyzipp 5 лет назад +25

    “We’re talking top tier premium quests here” 😂😂😂

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 5 лет назад +6

      Collecting 10 boar asses in World of Warcraft is a more compelling quest.

  • @Szalami
    @Szalami 5 лет назад +158

    Sweden is beyond gone, don't expect anything good ever from any Swedish dev.

    • @sauceru99
      @sauceru99 5 лет назад +25

      It's painful to say for me, but yes I agree 100%

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 5 лет назад +30

      @@praisejesus6750 Sweden rape has 5x since allowing migration from parts of middle East that we aren't even in war with! 80% aren't from Syria! They are basically takin isis into their Gene pool!

    • @ab4759
      @ab4759 5 лет назад +2

      Larry Medina sounds pretty cool

    • @bydlaq
      @bydlaq 5 лет назад +8

      @@praisejesus6750 Swedistan.

    • @diddoinarow8846
      @diddoinarow8846 5 лет назад +3

      Why all this hate against Sweden? I'm sure not all swedish people are like some alt-right dummy wants to portrait.

  • @hankczinaski915
    @hankczinaski915 5 лет назад +96

    I checked metacritic and I just love the 7/10 or 8/10 from all the game "journalists".

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад +1

      I mean I could see the 7s if it had good game play to back it up even with a bad story but no it really doesn't they're probably just Wolfenstein fan boys

    • @utrak
      @utrak 5 лет назад +26

      Game journos are to games what rottentomatoes are to movies. PC activism, bought and paid for.

    • @Jinny-Wa
      @Jinny-Wa 5 лет назад +13

      @@Relex_92 For you? Since that's totally false

    • @UnrequitedLove23
      @UnrequitedLove23 5 лет назад +2

      I guess other people can’t have their own opinion? I myself enjoyed playing this game with my friends. You guys just got sucked into this guy and do whatever he tells you to. Have your own goddamn mind and try the game out first. Just because this Mac guys doesn’t like it does not mean you won’t like it as well.

    • @YouRSmalltime
      @YouRSmalltime 5 лет назад +15

      @@UnrequitedLove23 you're exactly the problem. Shit taste in everything and an apologist to boot. Mouth breather

  • @fcukugimmeausername
    @fcukugimmeausername 5 лет назад +82

    What are they even doing to games anymore? I don't particularly care about politics one way or the other, but they do realise that people see right through this crap and their sales will suffer significantly?

    • @TheSukairah
      @TheSukairah 5 лет назад

      ......if that was the case the marketing team wouldn't do it. Do you reactionaries really think your smarter than these billion dollar companies? Putting women or minorities in games get them more money than just saying they only want white men money it's why they do it............. God the hot takes are too much you ppl much smart big brains.

    • @annilator3000
      @annilator3000 5 лет назад +27

      gamers don't care if you play a black an Asian a woman a white a blue or a horse. As long as the character is fine and they aren't trying to shove their ideology down your throat and the gameplay is fine.
      From what I've seen, the characters in this game are super cringe and there are fortnite dances, so wtf.

    • @hwogrillo
      @hwogrillo 5 лет назад +21

      @@TheSukairah How many copies of Ghostbusters 2k16 did you buy?
      0. Just like everybody else.

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 5 лет назад +12

      @@TheSukairah I get that, but the proof is in the pudding. They constantly fall short of financial goals with these politically motivated games/movies.

    • @TheSukairah
      @TheSukairah 5 лет назад +2

      @@hwogrillo the movie was shit not because women but because it was shit just like the first Ghostbusters.

  • @petergriffin8934
    @petergriffin8934 5 лет назад +60

    The Tech-genius is a black woman with glasses...I LOVE the realism. It's like real life !!!!

  • @barkerov
    @barkerov 5 лет назад +19

    This is the most brutal review I've ever seen.
    I loved every second of it.

  • @StarContract
    @StarContract 5 лет назад +67

    I tried watching a walkthrough by TheRadBrad, after a couple of consecutive "fuck yeah, dude!" I simply had to stop.
    This is what happens when the guy desperately trying to be funny even though he isn't gets into a position where he writes the plot.

    • @ShawnKavanagh
      @ShawnKavanagh 5 лет назад +17

      He's the most overhyped casual YT gamer. Nice enough guy, but every game is equally amazing in his book.

    • @NoClipMode
      @NoClipMode 5 лет назад +5

      I'd say it's a lot more like a bunch of old-out-of-touch-corporate-men (and wamen! REPECT WAMEN) got together in a board room and came up with the character personalities and jokes because it's what they thought "the kids like these days". Some of the most cringey stuff I've seen in a game since that Need For Speed game that used real actors in video cut scenes (Mack did a review on it btw, it's hilarious check it out).

    • @696Hellx
      @696Hellx 5 лет назад +4

      He pretends to like all the games that he plays

    • @StarContract
      @StarContract 5 лет назад +2

      @@ShawnKavanagh that's why I like him and his commentary. It's the game's cringe that sent me off.

    • @bigfluppus5461
      @bigfluppus5461 5 лет назад +3

      He built his life on playing video games he’s a middle aged idiot who knows nothing about anything

  • @faranglao8006
    @faranglao8006 5 лет назад +50

    Gold medal at the sarcasm Olympics goes to.....Mac!
    Quality review. Keep calling this shite out mate.

  • @MrSTVR
    @MrSTVR 5 лет назад +33

    This'll probably become a time capsule of some of the biggest missteps in game design in the 2010s

    • @never1ess
      @never1ess 5 лет назад

      It's actually a lot of fun though.

    • @henryettoit897
      @henryettoit897 5 лет назад

      you are assuming people will even remember this garbage 20 years down the road

  • @fr0zeNstriKe
    @fr0zeNstriKe 5 лет назад +9

    Wolfenstein know how to ruin a franchise.
    Ghost recon: Hold my beer..

  • @kitchenjail3546
    @kitchenjail3546 5 лет назад +9

    "Powerful new weapons"
    you mean peashooters recycled from the New Collosus?

  • @zKaltern
    @zKaltern 5 лет назад +36

    This is the Ghostbusters of Gaming. Very sad.

  • @UnfaithfulServant97
    @UnfaithfulServant97 5 лет назад +54

    My wife's boyfriend's daughter loved this game!

    • @artix003
      @artix003 5 лет назад +1

      your wife has a boyfriend who has a daughter who loved the game?im sure thats a joke but damn thats sad that your wife had a daughter with her boyfriend...

    • @LordofRacoons
      @LordofRacoons 5 лет назад +4

      @@artix003 He was clearly being sarcastic numb skull. He is saying that this game appeals to absolute beta males that have given over all their power to women. To the point their woman has a boyfriend and even that's fine.

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад

      She's allowed to like it if she wants to

    • @LordofRacoons
      @LordofRacoons 5 лет назад

      @@Apul549 😔 🌴

    • @artix003
      @artix003 5 лет назад +1

      @@LordofRacoons r/whoosh

  • @stephenkane3109
    @stephenkane3109 5 лет назад +17

    "It uninstalls fine" that is pure gold.

  • @thetarasbulba1
    @thetarasbulba1 5 лет назад +11

    PROs: "It uninstalls fine." All you really need to know about this game. Good one!

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 5 лет назад +21

    Luke died of a heart attack from green milk cholesterol. The galaxy's number one killer right behind death by giant space laser.

  • @Triggerhappy4480
    @Triggerhappy4480 5 лет назад +51

    This game actually makes me noxious. What is happening to gaming?

    • @mcdonaldstitties556
      @mcdonaldstitties556 5 лет назад +11

      Publishers want the most money for the least effort, so here's a chance to get neat in-game items via a game of chance with your credit cards. When it's not the publishers, new graduates, who major in stupid things like feminist dance theory, land jobs in PR and gut companies from the inside out abusing the power feminism affords them. In other words, the real world is becoming such a dumpster fire that it's creeping into most aspects of life.

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад

      Yeah they really screwed up with this one that's for sure makes we worried about Wolfenstein 3

    • @William_Van_Landingham_III
      @William_Van_Landingham_III 5 лет назад +4

      *Nauseous (and I agree)

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 лет назад +3

      Yalvinir What exactly is the political message here? I haven't played the game so I wouldn't know, does the game actually have some sort of political narratie?
      Or did you just see the player character was a girl in a mech suit and go "ok this is automatically political"?

    • @ShaneMcGrath.
      @ShaneMcGrath. 5 лет назад

      @Yalvinir Ori and the Blind Forest was a gem, Need more smaller companies and indie developers, The larger studios are just about stuffed!

  • @3ATERMINATOR
    @3ATERMINATOR 5 лет назад +18

    They couldnt make a coop wolfenstein with BJ and ANYA? Wouldve been great I really liked Anya.

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад

      Totally agree my dude

    • @tomasbar1101
      @tomasbar1101 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine BJ and Fergus

  • @fromir6619
    @fromir6619 5 лет назад +16

    "FuCk yEaH" "haha" *breathes* "haha" *breathes* "haha" *breathes*
    Bruh can't even laugh for one second without running out of breath

  • @jayb7055
    @jayb7055 5 лет назад +49

    Wait for your favorite games to turn every guy hero to woman

    • @ogfisticuffs9678
      @ogfisticuffs9678 5 лет назад +11

      It's coming. Just look at the next phase of the MCU. Video games are next for "the future is female" treatment.

    • @fascistcali7846
      @fascistcali7846 5 лет назад +3

      If I'm not mistaken Call of duty is gonna have a female lead XD -_-

    • @jayb7055
      @jayb7055 5 лет назад +2

      @@ogfisticuffs9678 yeah looks like it but majority of the gamers are guys

    • @jayb7055
      @jayb7055 5 лет назад +1

      @@fascistcali7846 seriously ??

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 5 лет назад

      @@jayb7055 probably some female pilot

  • @Messiah114
    @Messiah114 5 лет назад +18

    i don't want to be that guy but..
    *Told you so*

  • @hotcurry1322
    @hotcurry1322 5 лет назад +26

    Don't worry Mac. CoD: Penguin Warfare is out next year.

  • @vinniecorleone62
    @vinniecorleone62 5 лет назад +178

    Tragic to see my favorite franchise broadsided by political correctness, God when will the insanity end.

    • @mcdonaldstitties556
      @mcdonaldstitties556 5 лет назад +9

      ^this^
      The best we can get is laughing at the crazies on election night.

    • @mudzbe8414
      @mudzbe8414 5 лет назад +21

      hikeskool Are you kidding me? You are seriously brain dead, did you not watch this video, if you don’t vote for Trump this will get even more rampant, and it will spread to the government, more than it already has.

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 5 лет назад +12

      @@mudzbe8414 I misread the comments. I meant trump winning will not end it unfortunately. Death will end it then we can laugh and cry at the liberals floundering in their utopia of censorship and bigotry.

    • @mcdonaldstitties556
      @mcdonaldstitties556 5 лет назад +2

      You know, it's funny. For so long it seemed like gaming was separated from government involvement. Now, because publishers got too greedy, they need to intervene with loot crates and gambling. Because feminism is also an arm of the government, it's also another way they have infiltrated the hobby. (For example, look how many protests were canceled during the government shutdown when non-essential services were halted.)

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 5 лет назад +3

      Mesmerised how? It’s gotten way worse since he’s been president so that doesn’t make sense lol.

  • @liamgriffiths7021
    @liamgriffiths7021 5 лет назад +33

    The sarcasm in this review was brilliant haha. In all seriousness though can the companies stop fucking up good franchises pls.

    • @ameldancalippo6912
      @ameldancalippo6912 5 лет назад +1

      No it not, its over done - I got bored of it 2 minutes in.

  • @JessE-xk3bu
    @JessE-xk3bu 5 лет назад +15

    Thank you for saving me money. I’m glad I didn’t pre-order.

    •  5 лет назад

      If you even considered you might need your brain checked m8.

  • @tsilcher
    @tsilcher 3 года назад +1

    The amount of sarcasm through out the whole video is too damn high. I prefer the unfiltered Mack rants!

  • @ievans404
    @ievans404 5 лет назад +25

    😂😂😂 this is the longest sarcasm I have ever heard!! I love you Mack keep up the great work!

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin 5 лет назад +21

    Mack, you carpet-bombed this appropriately. Thank You. ... Next time though, we need a gong. lol

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 5 лет назад +76

    Congratulations on 230,000 subscribers Mac I remember whenever you only have that got a 100k gg mac;)!

    • @Glund117
      @Glund117 5 лет назад +8

      Thought he had more, deserves at least 500,000

  • @crewtc1987
    @crewtc1987 5 лет назад +8

    I detect a hint of sarcasm

  • @jonathonivall2792
    @jonathonivall2792 5 лет назад +5

    Thank you Sir Davos Seaworth for the honest review.

  • @tzoanast1061
    @tzoanast1061 5 лет назад +22

    (Sees title) "Well....this is gonna go well"

    • @MrFirefox
      @MrFirefox 5 лет назад

      Bell noises ptsd when i see a game i know Mack will hate

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 5 лет назад +38

    The feminist ideal of the empowered woman always boils down to a cartoonishly absurd parody of masculinity.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 лет назад +3

      Ok so here's a question: is this actually supposed to be some feminist empowered women narrative, or is it tongue in cheek humor that's supposed to be absurd? Like did someone from the dev team say they wanted the player characters to be some feminist ideal? Because to me, looking at it without ideology colored glasses, it looks a lot like it's made to be absurd on purpose

    • @saturn580
      @saturn580 5 лет назад +12

      @@exantiuse497 Taking the piss out of their own warped ideology would require a sense of humour and a level of self-awareness that SJW's are physically incapable of. Given the increasingly anti-white, anti-male, pro-communist themes of previous Wolfenstein titles, I knew exactly what to expect from Youngblood. ‘Get woke, go broke’ is as true for creativity as it is for profitability.

  • @earthwarden8548
    @earthwarden8548 5 лет назад +7

    Best sarcasm ever.
    We are entering a new age. A REAL toxic age. Toxic feminism and toxic SJW's.

    • @Apul549
      @Apul549 5 лет назад +1

      For people who say they aren't triggered you guys sure are triggered by a lot

    • @jandoedel8180
      @jandoedel8180 5 лет назад +5

      @@Apul549 so you're saying we shouldnt care when we cant play the original character anymore and our base consists of ugly chicks? This is like a slumberparty sim instead of wolfenstein. The Doom guys did get it. These dont.

    • @MrMaximumgamer
      @MrMaximumgamer 5 лет назад +1

      @@Apul549 This game has literally bein partially ruined by SJW forced diversity. and gamers are sick of this bullshit. Movies are being ruined to. Game devs should keep politics out of this space, we live in such a politically atomized time now its more important then ever for games to be Apolitical. Video games are sopposed to be an escape from the real world, and these days the real world of politics is being forced into some video games.

  • @ohnothimagen224
    @ohnothimagen224 5 лет назад +6

    That's it, I'm going to rule 34 to see these girls in "Real" action!!

  • @ooSicknesSoo
    @ooSicknesSoo 5 лет назад +6

    All I want is a Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory remake by Splash Damage

    • @xenondragon1
      @xenondragon1 5 лет назад

      Hell yeah, Enemy Territory was the the bomb.

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey 5 лет назад +19

    Being horribly toxic gets a like.
    Some guy over at the Steam sent me here and I must say I'm pleasantly surprised. If all your reviews are this hilarious I'll become a repeat customer.

    • @GentlemanNietzsche
      @GentlemanNietzsche 5 лет назад +4

      This guy's shattered countless bells in principled fits of rage against shit games. 10/10 would recommend

    • @bigginsmcsauce
      @bigginsmcsauce 5 лет назад +3

      Could not recommend Mac enough!

    • @JesusSaves5500
      @JesusSaves5500 5 лет назад

      I think we've been sent by the same person. Truly doing Gods work he is.

  • @_koschwarz
    @_koschwarz 5 лет назад +16

    I'm a single man. I don't care co-op. Give me a single campaign with BJ and oldschool FPS combat mechanics.

    • @Quattro79
      @Quattro79 5 лет назад

      And a “there’s nazis. Shoot them” storyline

  • @viperchrisz4
    @viperchrisz4 5 лет назад +17

    This also explains the '30hrs longest game we've made" BS

  • @ColeEdits
    @ColeEdits 5 лет назад +1

    I look at this as a smaller side project. A spin off like Old Blood. I don’t think the franchise is ruined. I only play the main entires. So I’m sure Wolfenstein 3 will be solid. I hope...

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 5 лет назад +3

    "It can also he played with an A.I that follows you around and will most likely get you Killed"
    So... Dogmeat from Fallout 4

  • @wilhelm__3713
    @wilhelm__3713 5 лет назад +167

    Its always hilarious to watch SJW,Liberal, and Feminist games be released by huge studios only to be dumpster fires

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 5 лет назад +26

      BlackbeardGaming and the loonies that they pander to, don’t even bother buying the game 😂

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 5 лет назад +22

      If they wrote actual strong female characters, we wouldn't mind. Instead they make female characters act like strong men and nobody buys into it. A woman can be strong in a feminine way (see Lara Croft, Daenerys Targaryen, etc). A strong woman is never aggressive.

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 5 лет назад +5

      Get Woke, Go Broke.

    • @VCRAGE
      @VCRAGE 5 лет назад +11

      @360Ragequit who wrote BJs lines? Some fem who wanted to pave the way for this kind of trash.

    • @chriswatson3398
      @chriswatson3398 5 лет назад +11

      @360Ragequit somehow when you play as a male it's fine but when you play as a female it's has something to do with social justice lol

  • @raymondwang2850
    @raymondwang2850 5 лет назад +40

    I saw this review and refunded the game.
    Pros: It refunds fine!

  • @richardhewit215
    @richardhewit215 5 лет назад +14

    What next, Barbie Survival.

    • @clanwargods
      @clanwargods 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @AlexCarby
      @AlexCarby 5 лет назад

      That might be a lot of fun rather than taking an established franchise like Wolfenstein

    • @servantofthemosthigh2525
      @servantofthemosthigh2525 5 лет назад

      Oh fuck ...just give them ideas why don't you

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 5 лет назад

      Isn't Barbie straight, slim and white?

    • @richardhewit215
      @richardhewit215 5 лет назад

      @@edgepixel8467 No. there's a black Barbie as well.

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 5 лет назад +2

    They even have mechanical vagina enhancer armor with the little “V” right on the V spot.
    Love the video. Thanks for the clever satire. I was chuckling immediately and laughing out loud by the middle.

  • @SnarlyTrain
    @SnarlyTrain 5 лет назад +1

    Be careful you don’t die of a sarcasm overdose lol

  • @24YOA
    @24YOA 5 лет назад +4

    3:30
    Not going to lie I actually laughed at how stupid that was

  • @SolaireGamingPT
    @SolaireGamingPT 5 лет назад +46

    After the disaster of Fallout 76 this is the best that BUGthesda has to offer us...Here's hope for Doom Eternal.
    By the way, Mack...your irony was on point on this WAB review :)

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 5 лет назад +2

      Don't worry. Id software got nothing to do with this. Doom is safe.

  • @mrdangerdave
    @mrdangerdave 5 лет назад +33

    Mack, I take it that this isn't your GOTY for 2019? :P

    • @ShaneMcGrath.
      @ShaneMcGrath. 5 лет назад +4

      We need a new award, SOTY
      Shite of the year, No worries about lack of games to pick from.

    • @rogerpiotr6977
      @rogerpiotr6977 5 лет назад

      Shane Mc Grath first of these should go to fallout 76 and anthem

  • @DJValor311
    @DJValor311 3 года назад +2

    I had to take a Dramamine to endure this blast of sarcasm.

  • @Zombie_Burger
    @Zombie_Burger 5 лет назад +1

    Bj, saw his daughter and is now running away from them... "How the hell could I have spawned these Idiots?".
    Thanks for your sarcasm.. :) This game ticks all the wrong boxes.

  • @Gilambesh
    @Gilambesh 5 лет назад +11

    Watched this on the TV on the sofa and my wife (non-gamer) piped up halfway through "that looks sh*t, spend the money on beer and pizza" so I did.

  • @kubel83
    @kubel83 5 лет назад +14

    Guys I think we need to donate more bells for Mack😅👍

  • @omegaxtrigun
    @omegaxtrigun 5 лет назад +25

    Ya I wasn’t expecting much after how New Colossus went.
    Also, I’m genuinely worried about DOOM: Eternal now.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 лет назад +1

      To be honest the last gameplay I watched of Doom eternal looked tame. I reckon they bottled it.

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 5 лет назад +1

      @@thathandsomedevil0828
      How'd it look tame? Chainsawing demons and possessed humans left and right; impaling heads with his new arm-blade; snapping the arm of a demon and impaling it's head with the shattered bone from it's own broken arm; ripping out the eyeball of Pain Elementals; ripping the heart out of Mancubi and shoving down their throat; stabbing an Arachnotron in the eye with one of it's own spider limbs; etc, etc, etc....
      How does Doom Eternal look tame? Not trying to argue btw. I'm honestly extremely confused how someone can say that Doom Eternal looks tame.

    • @NickAlexSR
      @NickAlexSR 5 лет назад +1

      @@DeadPixel1105 Oh yeah looks fine for now, but given the patterns it is set up to be.....doomed in some way, they will find a way to make it trash, I believe in them.

    • @alexbristol4413
      @alexbristol4413 5 лет назад

      New Colossus was dope though..

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 лет назад

      @@DeadPixel1105 it just seems less brutal than the first, something about it feels off. Maybe it's because the gameplay footage is mostly on a console, I just didn't feel that rip and tear vibe you got from the first game.

  • @DNH17
    @DNH17 5 лет назад

    U changed so much from last times! U are so fresh and more professional. What happened? Your sarcasm is even more international now. Well done mack!

  • @NewsRedial
    @NewsRedial 5 лет назад +7

    Game industry has always had the opposite problem to the beauty product industry. That is, they are only selling mainly to one gender and they covet the potential revenue from the other gender. The beauty industry are solving this with their decades long, patient metrosexual propaganda achieved cleverly by 'indirectly' marketing beauty products to men via women's magazines etc so having women basically be their free Avon ladies to their men.
    The Korean game industry was always the envy of the West as women naturally were crazy about gaming. But it has been hard for Western game companies to get women to convert into paying customers for games other than casual Candy Crush and Angry Birds type games etc.
    So I think their view is that men will play their games no matter what shit they shovel at them and if they can turn many game characters into females it may bring more women to hardcore gaming.
    I think that will work but only to a limited degree.
    The mistake they are making is that they see women getting involved in gaming's peripheral industry such as games journalism or presenting etc. But women get involved in that as they get involved in commentating on snooker or football, not because they love the sport but because they love the glamour that comes with being part of the media around the sport.
    Men (meaning gamers as well as developers and media) built game culture and business while being called losers for pioneering that world. Now it's prestigious, women want in even though many don't actually care about games. The big games companies are pandering to women by offering them something they don't actually care about.
    For every female customer they acquire, they will lose two men.
    Nobody complained about having to stare at Laura Crofts arse on the PS1 because that awesome female game character was not pandering. But no one wants to see gritty WW2 battle scenes with skinny women pirouetting around popping caps in Nazi asses.

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 5 лет назад +1

      Good read.
      And I agree, I'm not mad the characters are female. I'm mad they are needlessly aggressive and intentionally have no character flaws. Even BJ had character flaws and people around him judged him for it. This same tactic ruined the Star Wars franchise. Every protagonist was a female (even in Battlefront 2). Nobody wants to watch it because it became more about the character than the universe.

  • @mrwhips3623
    @mrwhips3623 5 лет назад +30

    Did you notice how many female resistance fighters there were and how little men.

    • @Thargelios
      @Thargelios 5 лет назад +16

      David says hello was about to say this. I didn't see any men in the base. Go figure. equal represention is here. /s
      this looks like shit. who is this game made for? who wants to play a character that acts like the do in these clips.
      strong Pass!

  • @danielkatzman3406
    @danielkatzman3406 5 лет назад +6

    I was worried in the beginning, and then you said the battery mission and I died😂😂😂

  • @mario70428
    @mario70428 5 лет назад

    Man when you flip out around 9:30 i was crying Lauging LMFAO!!!!

  • @InvalidShortcut
    @InvalidShortcut 4 года назад

    2:04 so instead of sending one strong man and get the job done, you have to send 2 girls in latest expensive hitech armor/enhancer that put everything on hold while developing it and hope for the best?

  • @SnowWalker1
    @SnowWalker1 5 лет назад +12

    "It uninstalls fine"
    LOL

  • @CeanHerzfield
    @CeanHerzfield 5 лет назад +5

    Who cares.... I'm still playing Skyrim. Just installed a new lantern mod. 🤩

  • @chrishigginbotham116
    @chrishigginbotham116 5 лет назад +20

    Their first kill is almost as funny as someone actually paying money for this game

    • @Falorik
      @Falorik 5 лет назад

      To be honest, it made me laugh. Still not buying a SJW game

  • @jelly4819
    @jelly4819 5 лет назад +7

    Great review as always but I gotta say - I couldn't help but laugh at the scene she blows that guys head off and then voms mid celebration.

    • @xrellx
      @xrellx 5 лет назад

      That man was a hero

  • @KillroyLP
    @KillroyLP 5 лет назад +1

    9:20
    What is your annual bells consumption Mack? :D

  • @Trondtravle
    @Trondtravle 5 лет назад +9

    Well that's a game I wont pick up. Ty!