I Made Boyfriend ASMR but its CURSED

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @strawbellyfish
    @strawbellyfish 6 месяцев назад +478

    Its giving "boyfriend crashes car and fucking dies asmr", which is unitonocally one of my favorite genres

    • @Y2K-Aesthetics0_0
      @Y2K-Aesthetics0_0 4 месяца назад +5

      realiits hilarious

    • @AntiMental.Illness
      @AntiMental.Illness 2 месяца назад +5

      Idk about you, but “girlfriend beats you over the head with frying pan” goes way harder imo

  • @Whimsychaos
    @Whimsychaos 6 месяцев назад +922

    All of it…. It all escalated so very, very quickly.

    • @WendigoArtz
      @WendigoArtz 6 месяцев назад +24

      The art got more unhinged too 💀

    • @Aoi_Mochizuki
      @Aoi_Mochizuki 6 месяцев назад +10

      ✨️Indeed✨️

  • @St4rry.txrx_CC
    @St4rry.txrx_CC 6 месяцев назад +2163

    Lesson learned, NEVER let Danny near: acid, boiling hot soup, a piano, a moose, a car, a swarm of bees, fire, firearms, knives, sharp objects, ruffians and more

    • @ishtamadan9967
      @ishtamadan9967 6 месяцев назад +54

      also apparently a car????

    • @Overwatch2003
      @Overwatch2003 6 месяцев назад +42

      Remember not all of these are Danny, Some are his friends

    • @kettalelo8843
      @kettalelo8843 6 месяцев назад +25

      Or a canon-

    • @Auntie_KKx
      @Auntie_KKx 6 месяцев назад +7

      A bowl of soup

    • @GoofyAstronaut871
      @GoofyAstronaut871 6 месяцев назад +5

      All of the above 🫃

  • @Athyxer
    @Athyxer 6 месяцев назад +1677

    You can’t escape your past. The british gentleman from the 1800s asmr will always follow.

  • @Laurenavery-
    @Laurenavery- 6 месяцев назад +954

    “I don’t have legs anymoreeee-“ 😂😂😂

  • @Overwatch2003
    @Overwatch2003 6 месяцев назад +620

    1:52 R.I.P my boyfriend, We dated for like 2 minutes

    • @gcotyelwambuti1775
      @gcotyelwambuti1775 6 месяцев назад +37

      Still crying about it

    • @Overwatch2003
      @Overwatch2003 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@gcotyelwambuti1775 Oh no, I hope you can move on

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 6 месяцев назад +23

      Fly high 🕊😔

    • @cowgirlcreamery3140
      @cowgirlcreamery3140 6 месяцев назад +16

      I can’t move on 😭

    • @Overwatch2003
      @Overwatch2003 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@cowgirlcreamery3140 But we have too, It’s not healthy

  • @Ray51609
    @Ray51609 6 месяцев назад +404

    "I don't have legs anymore"
    "Oh shit" **SCREAMING INTENSIFIES**

  • @ChickenWings-l9e
    @ChickenWings-l9e 6 месяцев назад +497

    Why is no one talking about how genuinely good the voice acting and sound effects are??? Like that is QUALITY right there.
    Also I don't know what has me weaker, the laughter or Danny's voice

  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw 6 месяцев назад +182

    Thank you for casting me as ruffian 1 it was an honour

  • @radioact1ve_ly
    @radioact1ve_ly 6 месяцев назад +522

    he is at his silly shit again

  • @princeleefelix
    @princeleefelix 6 месяцев назад +494

    5:07 aNd ThE uNdErTaKeR👹👹👹

    • @JamiePerkins-rs8wm
      @JamiePerkins-rs8wm 6 месяцев назад +16

      That was hilarious

    • @CallerOfMyst
      @CallerOfMyst 5 месяцев назад +18

      "HE'S GOT A CANNON-"

    • @izzy23152
      @izzy23152 4 месяца назад

      ​@@CallerOfMystTALLY HO

    • @DJCBae_View
      @DJCBae_View 3 месяца назад +3

      *WWE's The Undertaker steps out from the shadows behind the ruffians*

  • @YuxukiTHEONLY
    @YuxukiTHEONLY 6 месяцев назад +429

    "TALLY-HO!!!!" Im not sorry this is my favorite part ✨🖤✨

  • @minhoscats133
    @minhoscats133 6 месяцев назад +602

    All of them escalated way too fuckin quickly 😭

  • @zombiiiz
    @zombiiiz 6 месяцев назад +163

    bro all im gonna hear in my nightmares tonight is "FUCK YOU DROPPED THE LADDER IN THE ACID! WHY?!"

  • @Marvel_Sheild-agent
    @Marvel_Sheild-agent 6 месяцев назад +276

    *gets crushed by piano*
    “h-hopital hopital 👉👈”

  • @Janay-f8r
    @Janay-f8r 6 месяцев назад +833

    2:28 *choking noises*
    3:28 *screaming that sound like dogday*
    5:20 *choking noises*
    5:38 *stabby stabs and choking noises*
    8:36 *”WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!”*
    9:51 *”AAAAAAAAAAAAA”*
    9:52 *crunch*
    11:29 *”marr- OW WHAT THE FUCK?!”*
    11:30 *bee noises*
    11:50 *”IM ALLŒRGIC TO BEEEEZ”*
    12:07 *”AAAAAA IM ON FIRE!!!”*
    12:29 *choking noises + Dogday screaming*

    • @muddymars
      @muddymars 6 месяцев назад +43

      thank you for this.

    • @Thankuverymuch
      @Thankuverymuch 6 месяцев назад +50

      All death scenes lol💀💀

    • @cantexplainmyselfnomore
      @cantexplainmyselfnomore 6 месяцев назад +15

      he does sound like dogday😭

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 месяцев назад +5

      What's this spoiler list for?

    • @gymnsical
      @gymnsical 6 месяцев назад +6

      your services are greatly appreciated.

  • @Rose_Bush9
    @Rose_Bush9 6 месяцев назад +364

    “I’ve been sad” omg that’s so real

    • @RuthAndrade-wg1fg
      @RuthAndrade-wg1fg 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yup 🥲
      Lol I actually met him a couple weeks ago he’s so sweet

    • @Rose_Bush9
      @Rose_Bush9 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@RuthAndrade-wg1fg DANNY!? Lucky

    • @RuthAndrade-wg1fg
      @RuthAndrade-wg1fg 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Rose_Bush9 yahhhhh he was at an anime con right where I live 💖💖 I hope you can meet him some dayyy

  • @PrehistoricRoomba
    @PrehistoricRoomba 6 месяцев назад +497

    "28 STAB WOUNDS" is all I could think of during 5:38

    • @iamlunar1s
      @iamlunar1s 6 месяцев назад +14

      LMAOOOO THAT'S SO REAL

    • @littleli1146
      @littleli1146 6 месяцев назад +13

      Lmao connor lives in my head rent free

    • @--BiQueen--
      @--BiQueen-- 6 месяцев назад +9

      Ayyyyy DBH reference 😉😂

    • @Perilous_perils_forrest
      @Perilous_perils_forrest 6 месяцев назад +14

      “Didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh?😡”

    • @SekiroProReal
      @SekiroProReal 6 месяцев назад +5

      LESSS GOOOO fellow detroit enjoyer :D

  • @sharkf1nny
    @sharkf1nny 6 месяцев назад +610

    7:52 “h-h-hopital”
    PLS I CANT

  • @raerae2310
    @raerae2310 6 месяцев назад +170

    (Dumb ways to die: new and improved)
    Test the guardrails
    Spill soup thats a hot rail
    Get impaled by a hug moose
    get stug by bee's in your caboose
    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die

    • @sugardonut7601
      @sugardonut7601 5 месяцев назад +5

      I’m hearing this in my mind 24/7 😂

    • @Ramenwithwater
      @Ramenwithwater 5 месяцев назад +5

      I STARTED SINGING THIS 💀💀💀

  • @NotaSmallFroggy
    @NotaSmallFroggy 6 месяцев назад +211

    RUclips: Boyfriend ASMR?
    Me: No 😑
    Danny: It’s cursed boyfriend ASMR
    Me: *clicks at the speed of light*

    • @Hope12249
      @Hope12249 5 месяцев назад +4

      lol same

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 6 месяцев назад +173

    1st : that caught me so off guard 😭
    2nd : there was a child crying 💀
    3rd : IS THOMAS OK?????
    4th : “even if it kills me” 👀👀👀
    5th : the fact that you didn’t die when you crashed is crazy 😂
    6th : i feel like we killed him this time 😶

  • @cottonkirbee
    @cottonkirbee 6 месяцев назад +131

    "CALL OSHA" IS AMAZING OH MY GOD

  • @k-popbiased1058
    @k-popbiased1058 6 месяцев назад +72

    I am genuinely so impressed by how distinct these characters sound

  • @moonphrog
    @moonphrog 6 месяцев назад +206

    I love how the quality of the pictures kept going down the longer it went lmao

    • @Butter_LoverXD
      @Butter_LoverXD 6 месяцев назад +3

      YO I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!!

    • @moonphrog
      @moonphrog 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Butter_LoverXD SLFJSJFJ TYY, I LOVE YOURS TOO!!!!

    • @Butter_LoverXD
      @Butter_LoverXD 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@moonphrog THANK YOU! :D

    • @moonphrog
      @moonphrog 6 месяцев назад

      @@Butter_LoverXD NO PROB!! :]

  • @randomweirdo1639
    @randomweirdo1639 6 месяцев назад +157

    bro making asmrs about him dying is literally gen z culture

  • @Just-a-Seagull
    @Just-a-Seagull 6 месяцев назад +53

    Danny: *falls into acid* "OSHA! CaLl OsHA!!!!"

  • @alastname426
    @alastname426 6 месяцев назад +67

    The opening audio is SO GOOD. Why are all the sound effects like the acid and the cannons SO GOOD?! I'm dying over here 😂

  • @Ray51609
    @Ray51609 6 месяцев назад +60

    "Holy shit there's a moose in the road! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM???"
    SOMEONE HELP ME😭😭😭

  • @Vannapire
    @Vannapire 6 месяцев назад +24

    ‘You visit your boyfriend at work’ was my absolute favourite. The way he was just shaking it and fell. The water and screaming was hilarious! “That was acid, that was acid. I don’t have legs anymore 😢” but fr the art on that segment was so pretty 😊

  • @thedarkmage9181
    @thedarkmage9181 6 месяцев назад +175

    "Kinda smutty." I subscribed so fast 😂

    • @Mummyofall
      @Mummyofall 6 месяцев назад +10

      Oh!

    • @gaymess7235
      @gaymess7235 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Mummyofall love the ramshackle pfp ☺️

    • @Mummyofall
      @Mummyofall 6 месяцев назад

      @@gaymess7235 stone 🔛🔝

    • @-_Sunyyy_-
      @-_Sunyyy_- 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr I can't w8 for the real ones 💀

    • @-_Sunyyy_-
      @-_Sunyyy_- 6 месяцев назад +3

      AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN THEY'RE OUT 🙏

  • @Eternal-Theory
    @Eternal-Theory 6 месяцев назад +48

    Hearing the British gentleman from the 1800s again gave me LIFE

  • @VivianBrowne-fm1du
    @VivianBrowne-fm1du 6 месяцев назад +50

    “I think there pretty funny” then some man drowns in acid the first minute

  • @Mr.Googlesadoptedson
    @Mr.Googlesadoptedson 6 месяцев назад +66

    THE VASTS OF ACID ☠️🙏

  • @bellkatie9527
    @bellkatie9527 6 месяцев назад +52

    At this point he is just showing of his voice skills and i'm here for it😂

  • @Millie426
    @Millie426 6 месяцев назад +97

    I imagine a little kid getting traumatized by your videos😭✨✨

    • @HxH_Weeb-
      @HxH_Weeb- 6 месяцев назад +10

      Noted showing this to my little brother ehehehehehee😈🤣

    • @RuthAndrade-wg1fg
      @RuthAndrade-wg1fg 6 месяцев назад +8

      Omg mine is 8. Immediately showing him tysm

  • @MrsNatalee331
    @MrsNatalee331 6 месяцев назад +100

    Danny wha-

  • @_.theparzival._
    @_.theparzival._ 6 месяцев назад +44

    love the vibe for warning us 😭❤️

    • @RuthAndrade-wg1fg
      @RuthAndrade-wg1fg 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol we don’t need a warning 🥲 I am ready for Danny any time

  • @cyb3rvxmpyr
    @cyb3rvxmpyr 6 месяцев назад +34

    plsss, these are literally my FAVORITE genre of asmr, thank you sm danny!!

  • @invalidusernamee9967
    @invalidusernamee9967 6 месяцев назад +49

    its 3am and im blasting this in my ear with headphones on.
    i love my life.

    • @Aoi_Mochizuki
      @Aoi_Mochizuki 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same ngl 💀

    • @Nixx_onpaws
      @Nixx_onpaws 5 месяцев назад

      i have no headphones on and i’m blasting it in the garage while waiting for my parents to come down here so we can drive to the ren faire

  • @BaddieShrekSlay4Ever
    @BaddieShrekSlay4Ever 6 месяцев назад +28

    The British one had me dead on the floor from how hot he sounded😭😭💀💀

  • @Ciitress
    @Ciitress 6 месяцев назад +41

    the covers for the audios keep getting more and more unhinged as the video went on lmao

  • @Wahrligu
    @Wahrligu 6 месяцев назад +83

    I’m about to laugh so fucking hard-

  • @Mario11037
    @Mario11037 6 месяцев назад +41

    You should definitely make a channel that just releases these types of audios 😭

  • @Dreamwalker-bu1lq
    @Dreamwalker-bu1lq 6 месяцев назад +84

    “Holy shit there’s a moose in the road” my new favorite quote

  • @Goldinese
    @Goldinese 5 месяцев назад +24

    "I am so utterly intoxicated in your violence" 🤣🤣 6:27

  • @UnluckyDuckie
    @UnluckyDuckie 6 месяцев назад +48

    4:42 CRYING.

  • @Random_Ramen
    @Random_Ramen 6 месяцев назад +46

    OMFG THE FIRST ONE IS SO FUNNY-

  • @small_inconsistencies_ill_kms
    @small_inconsistencies_ill_kms 6 месяцев назад +12

    I’m dead, I can’t, I’m currently crying, wheezing, shaking, coughing, throwing up, pissing, shitting, kicking my legs, blushing, screaming, laughing, sharting, water pouring out my eyes, dying, admiring, loving, wanting, being deceased, and becoming one with my inner skeleton

  • @MinasCoolerOlderSister
    @MinasCoolerOlderSister 6 месяцев назад +70

    The "I've been sad" bit at the intro was too real man

  • @Hansredguitar
    @Hansredguitar 6 месяцев назад +45

    What the fuck did I just experience....

    • @Hanselfrei
      @Hanselfrei 5 месяцев назад +1

      Enlightenment

  • @kamilmalak7908
    @kamilmalak7908 6 месяцев назад +20

    I take it back this is actually cursed BUT as long as we get to hear Danny's hypnotysing voice we're down for whatever

  • @JahrellGardner
    @JahrellGardner 6 месяцев назад +42

    The British gentleman from the 1800s 🐐!
    Also, appreciate the volume warning! One thing about this video I will say… it escalated quickly… VERY QUICKLY!
    Love you Danny! 🙏🏾👑❤️🤘🏾

  • @turingtestingmypatience
    @turingtestingmypatience 6 месяцев назад +10

    Unironically though, the variety in your voice? The accents? (the second ruffian was ON POINT for a mildly goofy character, signed a brit) The absolutely nailed delivery? Chef, you're cooking at Michelin star level.
    Heck, keep the silly aspect if you want, it's a good niche.

  • @schoolonly2282
    @schoolonly2282 6 месяцев назад +17

    THE GENTLEMAN VOICE BRO LOWKEY HOT AS HELL 😭😭

  • @Zozo_h.45
    @Zozo_h.45 6 месяцев назад +24

    Bro he could be a anime character.... The voice would fit into a anime character

  • @Justyouraverageteen
    @Justyouraverageteen 6 месяцев назад +17

    The British gentleman was my favorite💀 pls more of him🥺

  • @muddymars
    @muddymars 6 месяцев назад +60

    yippee he is back :-D

  • @thisisachannel.9727
    @thisisachannel.9727 6 месяцев назад +25

    Danny sounds like the goofiest boyfriend alive but we'd love him just the same 💖💖

  • @call-me-emma-or-Emmanouela
    @call-me-emma-or-Emmanouela 6 месяцев назад +32

    How am i so early?💀 Danny I'm scared what is this?😭😭😭😭
    1:55 made me fall off my bed 😭
    5:20 bro i wasn't expecting that 💀💀💀💀
    8:36 LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @glccmys0vl_44
    @glccmys0vl_44 6 месяцев назад +12

    HELP WHY DOES HE KINDA OF SOUND LIKE SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS (Dub) IN THE BRITISH GENTLEMAN ASMR😭 3:50

  • @fxnnec_v7t
    @fxnnec_v7t 6 месяцев назад +28

    I'm frightened.

  • @SamMuenz
    @SamMuenz 6 месяцев назад +13

    This is the single most terrifying thing I have ever heard and I love it

  • @RoyalStudentEmily
    @RoyalStudentEmily 6 месяцев назад +15

    YESSSSSSS i needed this! ❤😊 As a ADHDer you entertain me sooo much.........❤ When he said smutty Bf asmr on his patreon you know I RAN can we also agree that british gentleman voice HAD US WEAK IN THE KNEES (I hate how as a british person there are no men like this😢)

  • @Pekasue
    @Pekasue 6 месяцев назад +6

    I love how the drawings get more and more chaotic

  • @AdrianaMonck
    @AdrianaMonck 6 месяцев назад +16

    “H..hopital” at 7:44 😭😭

  • @knoledgeman
    @knoledgeman 6 месяцев назад +28

    At 1:09 hi ditched us and said f#@k your sanity watch this cursed shit

  • @Relaxalotl2025
    @Relaxalotl2025 6 месяцев назад +13

    Now this....this is magnificent!!! The contrast between this video and looking over at my sleeping cat is absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Those_2_Aussies
    @Those_2_Aussies 6 месяцев назад +23

    I’m a bit concerned
    2:10 well duh

  • @b_njii
    @b_njii 5 месяцев назад +5

    This is the most phenomenal thing I’ve ever witnessed honestly

  • @dixiecripps7792
    @dixiecripps7792 6 месяцев назад +8

    Very relaxing asmr audio, I crocheted a hat listening to it 😌

  • @amu_01
    @amu_01 6 месяцев назад +16

    I don’t even like asmr but why did this make me laugh 😭

  • @-ItsAya-
    @-ItsAya- 6 месяцев назад +17

    Help the britsh accent 💀😭

  • @guineakity
    @guineakity 6 месяцев назад +7

    OMG I LOVED the third one, the gentleman boyfriend had me going through all sorts of emotions lol

  • @Ray51609
    @Ray51609 6 месяцев назад +9

    I can imagine danny in his room just reading off from a script 😭

  • @thatskully_
    @thatskully_ 5 месяцев назад +3

    WHY IS EVERY SINGLE ONE SO TRAUMATIC 😭😭

  • @Simp.master69
    @Simp.master69 6 месяцев назад +18

    POV you just had a heartattack because you were in the middle of the volume warning and then accidentally skipped to 2:35

  • @Iviewbreadasalivingbeing
    @Iviewbreadasalivingbeing 6 месяцев назад +11

    Help I laughed so hard at 2:28 I think my parents woke up 💀

  • @emoneydarling4655
    @emoneydarling4655 6 месяцев назад +10

    These are all so UNHINGED

  • @the-onlyenoki
    @the-onlyenoki 6 месяцев назад +9

    Slay! I cannot wait to watch it, curses are blessing in disguise yk?🥰

  • @mariacanudo339
    @mariacanudo339 6 месяцев назад +11

    I was studying for a maths test I'm gonna have and I just dropped everything to listhen this. It was so f*cking worth it🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobapoppingoff
    @bobapoppingoff 6 месяцев назад +11

    The title caught me off guard

  • @SOPHIAA713
    @SOPHIAA713 6 месяцев назад +6

    my fav was when the two ruffians broke in 😻 it was extremely relaxing

  • @sammyj6532
    @sammyj6532 6 месяцев назад +8

    5:25 Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

  • @Cloudy_loveschickennugge-fe5xu
    @Cloudy_loveschickennugge-fe5xu 6 месяцев назад +7

    Me: I wonder what this is gonna be???
    Danny: AND HERES THE ACID *5 MINUTES LATER* ahhhh *drowning noises* ÆÆÆÆ

  • @Andromeda8720
    @Andromeda8720 6 месяцев назад +6

    Summary of the first asmr: Oh i have a boyfriend
    ....After a while....
    Oh now I don't-

  • @intothekpopmultiverse
    @intothekpopmultiverse 6 месяцев назад +8

    If I wasn't so unemployed I'd so get Danny's patreon

  • @Kilonotmilo
    @Kilonotmilo 6 месяцев назад +7

    this was so good! sometimes i felt like i was actually there😍❤️

  • @N_the_Letter
    @N_the_Letter 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have never heard anyone do SEVRAL other voices being the same person in boyfriend asmr THIS IS AMAZING!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!
    (your voice it too freaking calming)

  • @hadeeljabarti5047
    @hadeeljabarti5047 6 месяцев назад +3

    This is the best thing I’ve ever heard 🤣 you’re soo good at writing scenarios

  • @the-onlyenoki
    @the-onlyenoki 6 месяцев назад +4

    That "Cute Waiter" had it coming the minute he said they were uncovered💀

  • @AriHasArt_fan
    @AriHasArt_fan 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is so calming🥰

  • @alacrity_draws106
    @alacrity_draws106 6 месяцев назад +2

    THESE ARE SO HIGH-QUALITY I'M LOSING MY MIND. TERRIFYING

  • @annaiargaz388
    @annaiargaz388 6 месяцев назад +3

    Danny, I hope you aren't so sad anymore! We, followers, glad to have you back. Love the video, it made my day for sure :)
    I hope you have a good day. Take care of yourself.

    • @annaiargaz388
      @annaiargaz388 6 месяцев назад

      As a piano player, I found the piano one really funny. The "H-h-hopital" got me.

  • @Karsikudafox
    @Karsikudafox 6 месяцев назад +4

    the video after reading the title did not disappoint lol. love your videos danny

  • @AriHasArt_fan
    @AriHasArt_fan 6 месяцев назад +3

    7:48 “ugh…. Hopitol😢”

  • @InosukeIsMyBoo-pz9kh
    @InosukeIsMyBoo-pz9kh 6 месяцев назад +3

    Danny, I hope you know how much you make everyone laugh and how much brighter you make our lives! Always remember this 😁

  • @gammarayne
    @gammarayne 6 месяцев назад +4

    I am SO glad I decided to start my day with this. It did NOT disappoint 😂

  • @AmyahD
    @AmyahD 6 месяцев назад +2

    This video is so calming.

  • @My_aesthetic
    @My_aesthetic 6 месяцев назад +3

    His smile, his humor, his voice and his A.S.M.R!! 👉🏻👈🏻…. Welcome to the Danny.exe show