Lesson learned, NEVER let Danny near: acid, boiling hot soup, a piano, a moose, a car, a swarm of bees, fire, firearms, knives, sharp objects, ruffians and more
Why is no one talking about how genuinely good the voice acting and sound effects are??? Like that is QUALITY right there. Also I don't know what has me weaker, the laughter or Danny's voice
2:28 *choking noises* 3:28 *screaming that sound like dogday* 5:20 *choking noises* 5:38 *stabby stabs and choking noises* 8:36 *”WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!”* 9:51 *”AAAAAAAAAAAAA”* 9:52 *crunch* 11:29 *”marr- OW WHAT THE FUCK?!”* 11:30 *bee noises* 11:50 *”IM ALLŒRGIC TO BEEEEZ”* 12:07 *”AAAAAA IM ON FIRE!!!”* 12:29 *choking noises + Dogday screaming*
(Dumb ways to die: new and improved) Test the guardrails Spill soup thats a hot rail Get impaled by a hug moose get stug by bee's in your caboose Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die
1st : that caught me so off guard 😭 2nd : there was a child crying 💀 3rd : IS THOMAS OK????? 4th : “even if it kills me” 👀👀👀 5th : the fact that you didn’t die when you crashed is crazy 😂 6th : i feel like we killed him this time 😶
‘You visit your boyfriend at work’ was my absolute favourite. The way he was just shaking it and fell. The water and screaming was hilarious! “That was acid, that was acid. I don’t have legs anymore 😢” but fr the art on that segment was so pretty 😊
I’m dead, I can’t, I’m currently crying, wheezing, shaking, coughing, throwing up, pissing, shitting, kicking my legs, blushing, screaming, laughing, sharting, water pouring out my eyes, dying, admiring, loving, wanting, being deceased, and becoming one with my inner skeleton
The British gentleman from the 1800s 🐐! Also, appreciate the volume warning! One thing about this video I will say… it escalated quickly… VERY QUICKLY! Love you Danny! 🙏🏾👑❤️🤘🏾
Unironically though, the variety in your voice? The accents? (the second ruffian was ON POINT for a mildly goofy character, signed a brit) The absolutely nailed delivery? Chef, you're cooking at Michelin star level. Heck, keep the silly aspect if you want, it's a good niche.
YESSSSSSS i needed this! ❤😊 As a ADHDer you entertain me sooo much.........❤ When he said smutty Bf asmr on his patreon you know I RAN can we also agree that british gentleman voice HAD US WEAK IN THE KNEES (I hate how as a british person there are no men like this😢)
I have never heard anyone do SEVRAL other voices being the same person in boyfriend asmr THIS IS AMAZING!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! (your voice it too freaking calming)
Danny, I hope you aren't so sad anymore! We, followers, glad to have you back. Love the video, it made my day for sure :) I hope you have a good day. Take care of yourself.
Its giving "boyfriend crashes car and fucking dies asmr", which is unitonocally one of my favorite genres
realiits hilarious
Idk about you, but “girlfriend beats you over the head with frying pan” goes way harder imo
All of it…. It all escalated so very, very quickly.
The art got more unhinged too 💀
✨️Indeed✨️
Lesson learned, NEVER let Danny near: acid, boiling hot soup, a piano, a moose, a car, a swarm of bees, fire, firearms, knives, sharp objects, ruffians and more
also apparently a car????
Remember not all of these are Danny, Some are his friends
Or a canon-
A bowl of soup
All of the above 🫃
You can’t escape your past. The british gentleman from the 1800s asmr will always follow.
Frr
God I hope so
@@AntiMental.Illness u do know that danny is lgbt?
“I don’t have legs anymoreeee-“ 😂😂😂
1:52 R.I.P my boyfriend, We dated for like 2 minutes
Still crying about it
@@gcotyelwambuti1775 Oh no, I hope you can move on
Fly high 🕊😔
I can’t move on 😭
@@cowgirlcreamery3140 But we have too, It’s not healthy
"I don't have legs anymore"
"Oh shit" **SCREAMING INTENSIFIES**
Why is no one talking about how genuinely good the voice acting and sound effects are??? Like that is QUALITY right there.
Also I don't know what has me weaker, the laughter or Danny's voice
Right?? XD
Fr I can't w8 for the real ones to come out
This is delicious quality 😊
FR
The British Gentleman boyfriend voice...
Thank you for casting me as ruffian 1 it was an honour
😂
he is at his silly shit again
it's the silly agenda
I have to say that I love how his brain works...
he’s such a Gemini
5:07 aNd ThE uNdErTaKeR👹👹👹
That was hilarious
"HE'S GOT A CANNON-"
@@CallerOfMystTALLY HO
*WWE's The Undertaker steps out from the shadows behind the ruffians*
"TALLY-HO!!!!" Im not sorry this is my favorite part ✨🖤✨
Mine too 😂
saw this comment as soon as he said it 🤣🤣
🤨🤨🤨. Same
All of them escalated way too fuckin quickly 😭
STAY 👹
STAYY❤
STAYYY 🙀😻
STAYYY💀💀💀
bro all im gonna hear in my nightmares tonight is "FUCK YOU DROPPED THE LADDER IN THE ACID! WHY?!"
*gets crushed by piano*
“h-hopital hopital 👉👈”
LMAO
2:28 *choking noises*
3:28 *screaming that sound like dogday*
5:20 *choking noises*
5:38 *stabby stabs and choking noises*
8:36 *”WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!”*
9:51 *”AAAAAAAAAAAAA”*
9:52 *crunch*
11:29 *”marr- OW WHAT THE FUCK?!”*
11:30 *bee noises*
11:50 *”IM ALLŒRGIC TO BEEEEZ”*
12:07 *”AAAAAA IM ON FIRE!!!”*
12:29 *choking noises + Dogday screaming*
thank you for this.
All death scenes lol💀💀
he does sound like dogday😭
What's this spoiler list for?
your services are greatly appreciated.
“I’ve been sad” omg that’s so real
Yup 🥲
Lol I actually met him a couple weeks ago he’s so sweet
@@RuthAndrade-wg1fg DANNY!? Lucky
@@Rose_Bush9 yahhhhh he was at an anime con right where I live 💖💖 I hope you can meet him some dayyy
"28 STAB WOUNDS" is all I could think of during 5:38
LMAOOOO THAT'S SO REAL
Lmao connor lives in my head rent free
Ayyyyy DBH reference 😉😂
“Didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh?😡”
LESSS GOOOO fellow detroit enjoyer :D
7:52 “h-h-hopital”
PLS I CANT
7:45
IM DYING MY MOM IS IN THE OTHER ROOM-
(Dumb ways to die: new and improved)
Test the guardrails
Spill soup thats a hot rail
Get impaled by a hug moose
get stug by bee's in your caboose
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
I’m hearing this in my mind 24/7 😂
I STARTED SINGING THIS 💀💀💀
RUclips: Boyfriend ASMR?
Me: No 😑
Danny: It’s cursed boyfriend ASMR
Me: *clicks at the speed of light*
lol same
1st : that caught me so off guard 😭
2nd : there was a child crying 💀
3rd : IS THOMAS OK?????
4th : “even if it kills me” 👀👀👀
5th : the fact that you didn’t die when you crashed is crazy 😂
6th : i feel like we killed him this time 😶
"CALL OSHA" IS AMAZING OH MY GOD
I am genuinely so impressed by how distinct these characters sound
I love how the quality of the pictures kept going down the longer it went lmao
YO I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!!
@@Butter_LoverXD SLFJSJFJ TYY, I LOVE YOURS TOO!!!!
@@moonphrog THANK YOU! :D
@@Butter_LoverXD NO PROB!! :]
bro making asmrs about him dying is literally gen z culture
Danny: *falls into acid* "OSHA! CaLl OsHA!!!!"
The opening audio is SO GOOD. Why are all the sound effects like the acid and the cannons SO GOOD?! I'm dying over here 😂
"Holy shit there's a moose in the road! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM???"
SOMEONE HELP ME😭😭😭
‘You visit your boyfriend at work’ was my absolute favourite. The way he was just shaking it and fell. The water and screaming was hilarious! “That was acid, that was acid. I don’t have legs anymore 😢” but fr the art on that segment was so pretty 😊
"Kinda smutty." I subscribed so fast 😂
Oh!
@@Mummyofall love the ramshackle pfp ☺️
@@gaymess7235 stone 🔛🔝
Fr I can't w8 for the real ones 💀
AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN THEY'RE OUT 🙏
Hearing the British gentleman from the 1800s again gave me LIFE
“I think there pretty funny” then some man drowns in acid the first minute
THE VASTS OF ACID ☠️🙏
At this point he is just showing of his voice skills and i'm here for it😂
I imagine a little kid getting traumatized by your videos😭✨✨
Noted showing this to my little brother ehehehehehee😈🤣
Omg mine is 8. Immediately showing him tysm
Danny wha-
love the vibe for warning us 😭❤️
Lol we don’t need a warning 🥲 I am ready for Danny any time
plsss, these are literally my FAVORITE genre of asmr, thank you sm danny!!
its 3am and im blasting this in my ear with headphones on.
i love my life.
Same ngl 💀
i have no headphones on and i’m blasting it in the garage while waiting for my parents to come down here so we can drive to the ren faire
The British one had me dead on the floor from how hot he sounded😭😭💀💀
the covers for the audios keep getting more and more unhinged as the video went on lmao
I’m about to laugh so fucking hard-
You should definitely make a channel that just releases these types of audios 😭
“Holy shit there’s a moose in the road” my new favorite quote
"I am so utterly intoxicated in your violence" 🤣🤣 6:27
4:42 CRYING.
Oh
OMFG THE FIRST ONE IS SO FUNNY-
I’m dead, I can’t, I’m currently crying, wheezing, shaking, coughing, throwing up, pissing, shitting, kicking my legs, blushing, screaming, laughing, sharting, water pouring out my eyes, dying, admiring, loving, wanting, being deceased, and becoming one with my inner skeleton
The "I've been sad" bit at the intro was too real man
What the fuck did I just experience....
Enlightenment
I take it back this is actually cursed BUT as long as we get to hear Danny's hypnotysing voice we're down for whatever
The British gentleman from the 1800s 🐐!
Also, appreciate the volume warning! One thing about this video I will say… it escalated quickly… VERY QUICKLY!
Love you Danny! 🙏🏾👑❤️🤘🏾
Unironically though, the variety in your voice? The accents? (the second ruffian was ON POINT for a mildly goofy character, signed a brit) The absolutely nailed delivery? Chef, you're cooking at Michelin star level.
Heck, keep the silly aspect if you want, it's a good niche.
THE GENTLEMAN VOICE BRO LOWKEY HOT AS HELL 😭😭
Bro he could be a anime character.... The voice would fit into a anime character
The British gentleman was my favorite💀 pls more of him🥺
yippee he is back :-D
Danny sounds like the goofiest boyfriend alive but we'd love him just the same 💖💖
How am i so early?💀 Danny I'm scared what is this?😭😭😭😭
1:55 made me fall off my bed 😭
5:20 bro i wasn't expecting that 💀💀💀💀
8:36 LMAOOOOOOOO
HELP WHY DOES HE KINDA OF SOUND LIKE SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS (Dub) IN THE BRITISH GENTLEMAN ASMR😭 3:50
I'm frightened.
This is the single most terrifying thing I have ever heard and I love it
YESSSSSSS i needed this! ❤😊 As a ADHDer you entertain me sooo much.........❤ When he said smutty Bf asmr on his patreon you know I RAN can we also agree that british gentleman voice HAD US WEAK IN THE KNEES (I hate how as a british person there are no men like this😢)
I love how the drawings get more and more chaotic
“H..hopital” at 7:44 😭😭
At 1:09 hi ditched us and said f#@k your sanity watch this cursed shit
Now this....this is magnificent!!! The contrast between this video and looking over at my sleeping cat is absolutely hilarious 😂
I’m a bit concerned
2:10 well duh
This is the most phenomenal thing I’ve ever witnessed honestly
Very relaxing asmr audio, I crocheted a hat listening to it 😌
I don’t even like asmr but why did this make me laugh 😭
Help the britsh accent 💀😭
OMG I LOVED the third one, the gentleman boyfriend had me going through all sorts of emotions lol
I can imagine danny in his room just reading off from a script 😭
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE ONE SO TRAUMATIC 😭😭
POV you just had a heartattack because you were in the middle of the volume warning and then accidentally skipped to 2:35
Help I laughed so hard at 2:28 I think my parents woke up 💀
These are all so UNHINGED
Slay! I cannot wait to watch it, curses are blessing in disguise yk?🥰
I was studying for a maths test I'm gonna have and I just dropped everything to listhen this. It was so f*cking worth it🤣🤣🤣
The title caught me off guard
my fav was when the two ruffians broke in 😻 it was extremely relaxing
5:25 Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Me: I wonder what this is gonna be???
Danny: AND HERES THE ACID *5 MINUTES LATER* ahhhh *drowning noises* ÆÆÆÆ
Summary of the first asmr: Oh i have a boyfriend
....After a while....
Oh now I don't-
If I wasn't so unemployed I'd so get Danny's patreon
this was so good! sometimes i felt like i was actually there😍❤️
I have never heard anyone do SEVRAL other voices being the same person in boyfriend asmr THIS IS AMAZING!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!
(your voice it too freaking calming)
This is the best thing I’ve ever heard 🤣 you’re soo good at writing scenarios
That "Cute Waiter" had it coming the minute he said they were uncovered💀
This is so calming🥰
THESE ARE SO HIGH-QUALITY I'M LOSING MY MIND. TERRIFYING
Danny, I hope you aren't so sad anymore! We, followers, glad to have you back. Love the video, it made my day for sure :)
I hope you have a good day. Take care of yourself.
As a piano player, I found the piano one really funny. The "H-h-hopital" got me.
the video after reading the title did not disappoint lol. love your videos danny
7:48 “ugh…. Hopitol😢”
Danny, I hope you know how much you make everyone laugh and how much brighter you make our lives! Always remember this 😁
I am SO glad I decided to start my day with this. It did NOT disappoint 😂
This video is so calming.
His smile, his humor, his voice and his A.S.M.R!! 👉🏻👈🏻…. Welcome to the Danny.exe show