omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..
LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.
Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.
***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.
The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye. I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.
furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.
***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.
Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)
"leave your car running all night so it will start in the morning"
Pure Bocchetti right there.
He has a way with words
make sure its in the garage too so you dont have to clean the snow off in the morning 🙂
Mike giving the weather for Minneapolis, followed by the weather for Saint Paul might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
"Parshly crowdy......"LMFAO!!!
I cant believe it took me 8 years to find these gems
Same. We are late to the party. Most of the comments are from 2-8 yrs ago 😂
i could watch this all day. it's a shame artie couldn't keep his shit together and make this show work for the long term.
THIS.....is comedy GOLD !!!!!!
"Partly cloudy and sunny skies? ...that's the moon, Mike..."
“I do, I care about errbody, every fifty state.”
-Mike Bocchetti
"Actually Artie it could be rainin on one side of da street and not the udda"
holy shit! Bochetti got winded just bending over to pick up a piece of paper. hahaha
omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..
Leave ya caw runnin awl night. Sit in it and stay in the garawge with the daw closed.
lol.
How I miss this damn show
Me too
Artie really has a way of making Bochetti funnier than he might really be, I'm glad he has a chance to carry a show on his own. funny stuff.
Shit never gets old. Legendary!! Miss these 3 maniacs
This is Gold.
"Parshy crowdy"
seriously the best shit i've ever seen in my entire fucking life lmao!!!!!!
Mike doesn't have a drivers license?! Jesus, dude, even Bobo has a permit LOL
do this everynight these are classic
Instant classics! I love these!
"Alberto Canada" lol, points to British Colombia lol.
I now know Texas is HUGE
The part about leaving your car on all night so it will start in the morning is possibly the dumbest thing Mike has ever said.
And Funniest
And he thought the smarter move would be to say it wasn't a joke 😂
"Would you give weather for the Village, and the upper East Side..??"HA HA HA HA HA HA
more of these!!
Parsley uh wait no that's Texas I'm sorry
Sometimes I can't believe Bocchetti is for real LOL
Bocchetti looks good.
Classic he rules. Lol 😂 I could watch this all fucking day lol 😂
Parsley Sunny Skies 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
Parsley sunny......
The only thing funnier than Mike's quotes is reading y'all spell them out in the comments
BOOOOOCCHETTIIIIIIII !!!
Johns laugh is hilarious lmao
I really thought this was put on by Mike, but listening to him on Artie's podcast he blows my mind with his... ignorance?
Mike is truly a dolt. He really does operate on the same level as a 1st grader.
Alberto Canada
tra789 as he points at British Columbia too lol
Parcley sunny skies lol.
Boschetti looks like beaker from the muppet show 😂😂
Lol, a fat version.
"Fawt wert" Texas?
Da Wedda
hahaha yes!
Funniest ever
Parshly crowdy
LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.
Mikes completely off here! Alberto, canada is right next to texas near the african islands border crossing in china.
Mike is not dumb, if he could only slow down and relax.
I heard he has a 200 iq
Winds at 9 to 10 to 15 mph
upload when make wrote a letter to the staff about being bullied
BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵
mikes definitely acting that he doesn't know where states are. he put st Louis everywhere but where it actually is. still funny though.
Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.
***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.
The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye.
I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.
furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.
***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.
Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)