Jean-Baptiste Maunier on Stephane Guillon
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- Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024
- Translation :
[The people here are: Stephane Bern (curly haired) is the host of this show, the first man we see in the video is Ariel Wizman and he "co-hosts" the show with Bern, Stephane Guillon the man all the celebrities hate ;) and the guest JB maunier.
AW:... He was trained with the German army, it's Stephene Guillon!
SB: Mr. Stephane Guillon! How are you?
SG: Very well.
SB: Whose portrait are you going to make tonight?
SG: Wot the UMP Deputy because I was asked to leave them alone to have a big one soon...
SB: Hohohohoho ( he is famous for his laughter in France )
GUEST: We're too kind, this is not cool.
SG: We're 'taming' them...
SB: You mean he's a small fish and the big fish you're waiting for is Sarkosy (French president)?
SG: Sarkosy or mmm what's his name, the one with a hump?
[general laughter]
SB: Anyway we can attack his ideas but we can't attack people in public (sound is off, so not a perfect translation.)
AW: But we're not obliged to have Quasimodo as prime minister...
SB: Oh no wait, it's too mean, look we can present a show being ugly so... so that's not a reason...
WOMAN GUEST: Oh no Stephane you're not ugly!
SG: No you're not ugly (he arranges his hair) it's better now, isn't it?
SB: Yeah yeah.
SG: It holds well we almost see nothing (not too sure of this sentence either.)
SB: Nooo ahahahaha! So I asked you a question, whose portrait are you going make tonight?
SG: Jean-Baptiste.
JBM: I think so...
SG: Jean-Baptiste, Jean-Baptiste...
SB: He survived Mylene Farmer (strange but extremely successful french singer) , he will survive you.
SG: Hahaha poor guy... JB, I made my paper about you, it's good to destroy a kid, it makes it popular. Did you see Guillon,
he exploded on a 15 year old kid, last year it was Priscilla, just 14 (young singer), and when it's not kids, he attacks the old;
Mr orlando, 87, the bastard! Last year, I didn't want to destroy you Jean-Bap'; too fresh, but since sometimes ,you 'make the handsome' (french expression) in magazines,
and I saw you at the Cesars ceremony (like the Academy Awards in France), the Academy awards ceremony, at the "restos du coeur" (a French fund-raising concert for the poor.),
I told myself that's good, he's 'ripe'! Star child, we must react very fast, if we do nothing now, you're going to end like Brigitte Faucet ! Yeah I'm scaring you, I'm doing it on purpose!...
A kid at the restos du coeur, I know he became friends with Mimi Mathy (a female "little person" who is a comedian.) but...
do only charity things: a CD for the tsunami, a movie with Annie Girardot (old french actess), it must be for the "canicule" (a summer where it was so hot that thousands of old people died),
plus you leave your schoolwork behind. "JB missed classes and his marks are suffering from it", said daddy in Gala (french magazine)," JB, you know what I think about your school results?"
"No, dad" "Then buy Gala, it's in there !"...
JB, you were born at Brignol in December 1990, you love skate bording, biking, Harry Potter and Kyo (French rock band), that's your mistake, it'll pass! You posses two mygales.
Next time you go to the restos du coeur, put one in Lorie's knickers (stupid french singer)! You're old enough to do it and it will please me! JB superstar, when he leaves concerts he's obliged to wear a hood.
Beware the similarities: you started very young, you wear a hood, you don't sleep in a oxygen chamber, if Liz Taylor invites you, refuse it! Ok Bambi? A short glory, soon your voice will change, isn't it terrible?
Amanda Lear (actress with a weird voice) was part of a chorus! When she began shaving it was all over!
SB: Oh no! Oh no! She did nothing to you!
SG: Yeah she did nothin to me, you can't say that!..... So a polemic, a polemic around the magic of Les choristes, the children of the chorus of Saint Marc want to be paid!
9 milloin entries to the theaters ,1.5 million CDs sold and they want their part of it! 50 euros (about 40 dollars) each concert, isn't it enough for those little bastards?!!
They say that as singers, they have the right to get between 8 and 10% of the sells, wait, when you're 12, go to TV shows and shake hands with Mechel Drucker (host) are the most beautiful rewards!
Jacques Perrin, the producer is indignified, he's right: no duck on "Le peuple migrateur" asked to be paid! And it was the same for the march of the penguins, they didn't ask for anything!
Shaking hands was difficult! No I hope, JB, that the magic of Les choristes isn't broken, Telerama (a television magazine that wrote about him) wouldn't survive it! Ok, goodbye!
SB: so JB?
JBM: I was waiting on worse, it was good...
(thank you to saiyajingirlZ for the translation, I edited it just a bit.)
omg u are to nice to translate all of that and it helped me so much i hope there are more ppl as nice as u to do that :) i tend to be a little dramatic lol
comme il le dit à la fin du portrait, il a quand même été assez gentil sur ce coup là Guillon, il ne l'a pas attaqué directement. Excellent tout de même
Aww i love JB's cute little laugh at 4.41! He's so young *sighs* ^_^
Tros bien. Mort de rire.
I don't understand french that well, but this is kinda hilarious to me and I like how Jean-Baptiste deals with that :)
the translation is really good xD
Ouais c'est grave comment il chambre tout le monde, j'adoooooore!
Merci ^^
J'ai habité dans le même quartier que Brigitte Fossey pendant quelques années et je la voyait souvent et elle à très bien vieilli héhéhé mais pas mal du tout Monsieur Guillon hahaha !!!
merci stephane^^
et encore je le trouve trop gentil
continue guillon!!!!!
J'ai pas bien compris l'histoire du caisson à oxygène. Ca a un rapport avec mickael jackson, non ? il l'appelle Bambi. Quelqu'un pourrait m'expliquer , Merci d'avance ^^
il veut dire qu'il n'est pas devenu célèbre avec le style de vie bizarre
@MrRegwis On peut rire de tout mais pas avec tout le monde visiblement.
Moi j'adore.
Je ne pense pas que le petit maunier est tout compris!!
D'anciennes rumeurs voulaient que Michael Jackson dormait dans un caisson à oxygène la nuit...rumeur parmis tout un tas d'autres.
Quand à bambi c'est son surnom, Michael Bambi Jackson.
Was ein Glück kann ich Französisch... Ich weiß nicht mal, worum es im Video geht.. xD
i can not understand him .....
@GutenMorganxD deshalb gibts ja extra noch ne englisch übersetzung für dich xD
@MrRegwis vrai concernant le physique, de plus venant de Wizzman Bern et Guillon, c'est un peu l'hôpital qui se fout de la charité .
elle est pas très métisse Clémence Saint-Preux...
I love you, baby
Vois êtes sur qu'il a 15 ans sur cette vidéo car il a l'air un peu con mais bon ...
J'aime beaucoup Guillon mais ce portrait est mauvais.
parece mujer pero es mas ricko xdd
nul! j'mattendais à rire, je suis déçue
Les mecs vous faites pitié :D
Je vois pas ce qui peut vous faire rire la dedans, franchement j'essaye de comprendre mais non je vois pas ce qui est drole...
bof