Trump Pretends He Never Compared Coronavirus to the Flu: A Closer Look

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump extending social distancing guidelines to the end of April - while he and his allies try to memory hole their early dismissal of the coronavirus outbreak.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 4 года назад +427

    “A Victorian era teenage ghost.”
    Someone high five that writer

    • @brendaneichler5244
      @brendaneichler5244 4 года назад +31

      Well, remember to high five him once the pandemic is over.

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 4 года назад +19

      Brendan Eichler touché! Elbumps for the whole staff!

    • @jasonxjasongames
      @jasonxjasongames 4 года назад +18

      A "Digital High Five" should suffice.

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 года назад +5

      🙌🏼

    • @Lanwarder
      @Lanwarder 4 года назад +7

      Omg, I read your comment first so I was kind of waiting for the joke to happen even if I didn't know who or what it was going to be about and yet I still found it incredibly funny lol.

  • @johnthehuman2740
    @johnthehuman2740 4 года назад +481

    He delayed the public announcements until his rich friends could get out of the stock market.

    • @ratedr9672
      @ratedr9672 4 года назад +6

      Yup

    • @Trissa1865
      @Trissa1865 4 года назад +12

      Also to decide what Corporation is going to be backing him 2020 get contract for masks and ventilators. Trumpstyle😎

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +3

      @M Detlef Some of his rich friends took a bit of persuading.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +3

      @@Trissa1865 Oh heck. I'd say that's unbearably dark, but in this tippy-topsy-turvy world, it seems more like an innocuous statement of known fact about the putative leader of the supposedly free world.

    • @stephanieadams3747
      @stephanieadams3747 4 года назад

      Right now.. I wish I could find someone to suck bon me and bring me to orgasm.

  • @alicedampmanhumel8139
    @alicedampmanhumel8139 4 года назад +152

    At least one person laughed at the Andy Capp reference. Thought you’d like to know.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 4 года назад +6

      Make that two and I've seen others comment on it, so it was totally worth it.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 4 года назад +8

      Three. The cats didn't get it, though.

    • @DarkRaven4561
      @DarkRaven4561 4 года назад +7

      Four. I've known Andy Capp comic strips for decades.

    • @gearwhizz
      @gearwhizz 4 года назад +3

      It was a nice reference for those of us in the UK watching to remind ourselves how much worse a government can be. If Boris doesn't do something spectacularly stupid after the pandemic then America is definitely winning the dumbest-democracy award we've been fighting over for the past 5 or so years.

    • @Justdizzy
      @Justdizzy 4 года назад +2

      I got it also :)

  • @richardivonen3564
    @richardivonen3564 4 года назад +155

    I'm impressed with Seth's ability to present useful information while mixing it with whit and humor.
    Thank you Seth

    • @Zygmunt-Zen
      @Zygmunt-Zen 4 года назад +7

      Seth the comedian brings more facts to the table than Fox "News".

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 4 года назад +4

      @@Zygmunt-Zen I totally agree. I lost cable t.v. where I downloaded Seths' program nightly & afterwards would play so I could relish his talent without commercials to upset its' continuity. Finally I've been reconnected to the internet and now can binge watch all that I'd missed. "A Closer Look" should be required reading for anyone seeking factual coverage of the daily news.

    • @Nick_Lamb
      @Nick_Lamb 4 года назад +2

      @@lilRadRidinHood
      Maybe you should actually do some reading when doing required reading. Just saying.
      Personally I think people should get their news from multiple sources that they know lean each direction. Probably like four sources minimum for bigger stories. One radical and one center ish for both right and left is what I try to do.

    • @geofunk23
      @geofunk23 4 года назад +1

      I'm upset Trevor never mentioned all this racist stuff Trump said:
      ruclips.net/video/hZpkcmbiJgE/видео.html

    • @geofunk23
      @geofunk23 4 года назад +1

      Seth, do a show on all this racist stuff Trump has said:
      ruclips.net/video/gZw4pNdWXpc/видео.html
      3300 of 4000 inmates tested (+) for Coronavirus, 96% no symptoms:
      www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-prisons-testing-in/in-four-u-s-state-prisons-nearly-3300-inmates-test-positive-for-coronavirus-96-without-symptoms-idUSKCN2270RX
      Trump stopped flights from China at the end of January. Were you upset about that racist nonsense from him then? I sure was!

  • @jpatrick8909
    @jpatrick8909 4 года назад +461

    “No one could have seen this coming,” except those watching the numbers coming from countries infected before us. :/

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 4 года назад +49

      ... and the pandemic team he disbanded... but, other than them, hardly anyone... oh, and Bill Gates in his TED talk... and...

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 года назад +21

      @@heatherm2140 and from his intelligence community which impeachedtrump calls "deep state" - only trusts them when they say what he wants to hear.

    • @berndwolff2389
      @berndwolff2389 4 года назад +32

      "These are tremendous numbers, folks, beautiful numbers. But our numbers will be much bigger, and more beautiful, believe me. You will see. Believe me."

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 4 года назад +23

      “No one could have seen this coming”, except me, stable-genius President* Donald J Trump, because “I've always known this is a real-this is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic,” which is why I said the infection rate “within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero”.

    • @bsarioz
      @bsarioz 4 года назад +18

      Now, on the conservative Facebook and RUclips posts, they're trying to pin the blame on China withholding information(right, who builds a hospital in days for 'flu') and local politicians like Andrew Cuomo. Republicans don't have enough brain to understand not everything can be solved at state level, and pandemics require a nationwide response. Oh yeah, and that China travel restriction that barely did anything..

  • @ketfoen
    @ketfoen 4 года назад +1004

    Mark Twain said it best: "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot "

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 4 года назад +32

      Mark Twain also wrote "Letters from the Earth" in which he blasted a God that would create not just floods and hurricanes but something you cannot see -- viruses and bacteria -- to further terrorize the human race.. Mark Twain was a great thinker.

    • @NukeCaulfield
      @NukeCaulfield 4 года назад +6

      Which is exactly why you people continue to only focus on making Trump look bad while thousands of people die.

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB 4 года назад +61

      @@NukeCaulfield Read this very, very, VERY, carefully...
      IT IS TRUMP'S FAULT
      But, I look @Maniac Bob and digress...

    • @NukeCaulfield
      @NukeCaulfield 4 года назад +6

      @@LordBLB You're about as stupid as they come, huh?

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB 4 года назад +41

      @@NukeCaulfield Thank you for making obvious, the point I was making for everyone else with a brain. Much appreciated.

  • @Jamesharvey697
    @Jamesharvey697 4 года назад +371

    I’m completely shocked with everyone’s reaction with how Trump is handling this. We elected a actor from a TV reality show of the apprentice, he is treating the governors as contestants on his show. They have to compete against each other to save their state, meanwhile Trump will blame any deaths on the states governor.

    • @NormaO
      @NormaO 4 года назад +4

      Hunger games!

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 года назад +3

      Omg I want to watch that show now. 😂

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 4 года назад +8

      @@bananian , you are watching it....much to the detriment of your country, and to your Northern and Southern neighbours.

    • @timduggan1962
      @timduggan1962 4 года назад +17

      "WE" did *NOT* elect him!!! Please, people! Keep that in mind!

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 года назад +4

      @@patriciaevins6267
      Luckily I am the northern neighbour. 😂

  • @davidgoldenberg9450
    @davidgoldenberg9450 4 года назад +92

    All kidding aside. It's important to keep doing the side to side comparisons. Do them every night. Never stop. These people are insane and they make us all feel insane watching them not just quietly lie, but lie in real time, on national television, every single day.

  • @moravialaurich5423
    @moravialaurich5423 4 года назад +109

    "You aren't an expert at science because you look like a science experiment." 😂 That one got me.

    • @petek9541
      @petek9541 4 года назад +2

      Anyone else noticed and asked...."What is happening to Trump's face? "
      Looks like craters of the moon lately.
      Maybe the dry wall mud they use for his makeup drying under the lights?

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 4 года назад +1

      @@petek9541 YES!! I have been noticing that also. I couldn't figure out if it was some new makeup he was trying, or the lighting around him, or maybe his facial skin starting to die from lack of oxygen after years of him covering his face in all that goop!

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 4 года назад +516

    Makes me cringe every time he says he has friends, this guy has no friends. Enablers and opportunists but absolutely no friends

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 года назад +15

      nobody likes him... some just use him..

    • @bridgetchineze-asindi1865
      @bridgetchineze-asindi1865 4 года назад +23

      Donald Trump has Zero friends,.....his friends are those rich bastards that sleep with little girls......and these idiot's too don't have friends. "Show me your friends and i will tell you who you're."

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 4 года назад +25

      He has neither loved nor been loved truly in his entire life. When you think about his life under that light, he becomes sort of a tragic joke. A very very unfunny one.

    • @GrinannBarrett
      @GrinannBarrett 4 года назад +10

      His 16 personality's keep him... deliousional

    • @smike-lz8uf
      @smike-lz8uf 4 года назад +18

      He has loads of friends! They all live inside his head and tell him he knows more about everything in the whole wide world and that he's sexy and should always keep that hairdo. And that 'orange' suits him. And just loads of other stuff. :-)))))

  • @cinjohnclaassen1740
    @cinjohnclaassen1740 4 года назад +178

    "World Renowned Idiot"....from South Africa can confirm an overwhelming majority of us think this...

    • @JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez
      @JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez 4 года назад +17

      Can confirm from South America

    • @kenchristie9214
      @kenchristie9214 4 года назад +29

      you know things are bad for Trump when even Boris Johnson laughs at him.

    • @sueshiny
      @sueshiny 4 года назад +14

      Cinjohn Claassen can confirm from US

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 года назад +16

      At least you aren't his global neighbour with him being your biggest trading partner. Good health to all from Canada.

    • @anitapownall9556
      @anitapownall9556 4 года назад +8

      Many Americans think it too! Let's hope there are enough to vote him out next time.

  • @ejajurrahman2670
    @ejajurrahman2670 4 года назад +21

    I always knew being labeled anti social would come in handy one day!!

  • @jyotipatel4934
    @jyotipatel4934 4 года назад +130

    "It's called the Flu because it "flew" here" - dead :D , the writers are killing it working from home

  • @whitespacecollective95
    @whitespacecollective95 4 года назад +291

    Literally the WORST person to be in charge during a pandemic.

    • @Plafintarr
      @Plafintarr 4 года назад +5

      The name for that is kakistocracy (:

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 года назад +19

      Whitespace Collective worst leader in the entire history of anything whatsoever that required being led by another human being. That includes nation states, empires, republics, Boy Scouts, PTA, softball team...anything. You name it, there has never been a person as bad as Donald trump at doing it.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon 4 года назад +20

      And atop the worst party. You have someone who is a pathological liar and narcissist, for whom all responses to the pandemic must be filtered through "how can I exploit it for personal gain" first, and this person is at the head of a cult of personality populated by ideologues who take Reagan's line "the worst sentence in the English language is 'I am from the government, and I'm here to help'" as holy writ. It's practically the right-wing, capitalist mirror image of Stalin and the USSR during the Holodomor.

    • @Stephaynator
      @Stephaynator 4 года назад +14

      Literally the worst person to be in charge. Periodt.

    • @kaodiumerah2830
      @kaodiumerah2830 4 года назад +7

      Literally!

  • @janalleman6894
    @janalleman6894 4 года назад +114

    This self proclaimed wartime president should go on trial in The Hague

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад +5

      Considering the US has been at war/involved in conflict for all but 17-20 years of its existence aren't most of the 45 president "wartime presidents"?

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 4 года назад +4

      The SD NY will do just fine

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад

      Nick Broomhall Should it be less than 30?
      Here’s a rough list, I left out all the smaller conflicts with native Tribes and uprisings among territories and states.
      Revolutionary Wars 1775-1783
      Cherokee War 1776-1795.
      Barbary War 1801-1805.
      War of 1812 1812-15.
      Texas-Indian Wars 1820-1875.
      Seminole Wars 1818-18, 1835-1842.
      Mexican Wars 1846-48.
      Apache War 1846-1900.
      Civil War 1861-1865.
      Yaqui Wars 1896-1919.
      Border War 1910-1919.
      Banana Wars 1915-1934.
      WWI 1917-1918.
      Russian Civil War 1918-1920.
      WWII 1941-1945.
      Korean War 1950-1953.
      S.E. Asia conflicts 1955-1975.
      Lebanon 1982-1984.
      Panama 1989-90
      Gulf War 1990-91.
      Somalia 1992-95.
      Bosnia 1992-95.
      Kosovo 1998-99.
      Afghanistan 2001-......
      Iraq 2003-..........

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад

      @Nick Broomhall I'm not sure what your age has to do with a debate on how many years the US has not been in conflict since 1776

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад

      @Nick Broomhall easily done. I do that all the time when on my phone. (old man eyes)

  • @hroniskaftanis6281
    @hroniskaftanis6281 4 года назад +25

    Greetings from Greece I'm watching your shows , Late Night and Closer look about a year and a half. I love them! Your Trump mimic is unbelievable and hilarious. Keep up and stay healthy !!!

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 года назад

      How are things there now?

    • @hroniskaftanis6281
      @hroniskaftanis6281 4 года назад

      @@Germatti13489 We are at the phase of opening. The good thing is that we have very few corona infected people , related to our population , I think its the one and only thing our government did well.
      People here are quite cautious about it, they wear masks , etc. The economy is struggling, too many people unemployed because our main income is tourism. Thanks for asking!

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 4 года назад +162

    Facts like when he puts himself in front of the graphs is just a proof that the hamster is in head has committed suicide somewhere around 1980

    • @AT-zr9tv
      @AT-zr9tv 4 года назад +2

      Good one

    • @bluedog7059
      @bluedog7059 4 года назад +3

      muadhib001 nice that one put a smile on my face ✌️

    • @Barzins1
      @Barzins1 4 года назад +5

      I read this at 6 am and laughed so hard I woke up my kids. Thanks for that. I needed it. 😂👏👏👏🙏

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 4 года назад +9

      It's still alive but it has bone spurs in all 4 feet.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +2

      FACTS 😂😂

  • @xhosagibran370
    @xhosagibran370 4 года назад +238

    There should be serious repercussions for those who lied about the virus.

    • @christopherlund9038
      @christopherlund9038 4 года назад +25

      it's called a reckless disregard for human life.....many have gone to jail for it.

    • @Nookerdog777
      @Nookerdog777 4 года назад

      @@christopherlund9038 What statute is this? I've never in my life have seen a law that makes it illegal to lie to a random person.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 года назад +7

      But by republicans its good job if only 200 000 Americans die on their president watch .
      Lets see , China 4 times bigger population , dont trust their numbers , so let say 10 000 deaths from Covid 19.
      Good job by republicans is having 40-100 times more deaths per capita than China has ... sounds great .

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 года назад +8

      @@Nookerdog777 You do know there is a law that makes it "illegal" to lie to cops ? So there is no cops listening what the moron in chief says ?
      Depending on situation , lying to random people is illegal , like if you claim a toothpaste cures Covid 19 , or you claim a movie theatre is on fire when its not , if you are in accident and give wrong info to the other party , or claim that you have an university and it is just a scam ... those are all lying to random people also called frauds .... just ask T-Rump he was convicted for the last one and had to pay 25 mil dollars back to people he lied to .

    • @spthibault
      @spthibault 4 года назад +2

      If you know anyone who watches Fox and took the acting president and people like hannity at their "word" on this then got sick with covid 19 they could sue... arguably they should, but I'd wait until after the election personally so trump can't lament the indignity of it and use the bully pulpit to sway the judges -like Cavanaugh.
      I think they can be sued, and trump can be sued as well as any politician who spread lies about something that can literally kill.

  • @masondissick698
    @masondissick698 4 года назад +123

    I live for fox "news" being put next to themselves, contradicting and denying what they clearly said.

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 4 года назад +21

      There's a growing movement to sue them for Corona virus misinformation.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 4 года назад +1

      There’s a video out there

    • @safehouse432
      @safehouse432 4 года назад +3

      It is really sad real fox news is actually just above right leaning and is relatively fair for their position(or atleast used to be before the recent departures of more moderate journalists), but the only programs that people talk about are Hannity, Pierro, ingraham and fox and friends all of which are either not a news show or a talk show that talks about news. So when people go "oh you get your news from a talk show when watching stuff like this" just respond"so do you" the only real difference is between Seth, daily show, etc. and Hannity, Pierro and ingraham is they use comedy while the latter uses tragedy.

    • @writewoodcreations7091
      @writewoodcreations7091 4 года назад +5

      I live for Fox News being sued into oblivion for disseminating false information about a deadly virus that led to hundreds of thousands of deaths. They know the shitstorm that is coming and now they're trying to back peddle. Nuhuh. Horse is out of the barn.

  • @smithy2
    @smithy2 4 года назад +42

    Trump: we're doing great against this flu
    Australia and New Zealand: 🤣🤣

    • @AydriansMama
      @AydriansMama 4 года назад +7

      NZ is amazing.

    • @kelbatt7729
      @kelbatt7729 4 года назад +3

      @@AydriansMama Yeah nah bro USA got more money and bombs but we got everything way better than them down here I.E my boy cant work cause of corona, he just got a $7000 check from the govt. with more to come, signed up online - came through in 1 week. the way our govt cares for its people is in a different universe to the american government

    • @dannyburton668
      @dannyburton668 4 года назад +5

      Back in the late 70s a friend moved to Australia and never returned most days I wished I had followed suit and did the same

  • @colddripgaming
    @colddripgaming 4 года назад +109

    "the dumbest person in a conversation"
    Much like his daughters conversation with those world leaders

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 4 года назад

      @markmac
      Hahahaha I just imagined that scene. And all of the politicians rolling their eyes so hard, they get a haemorrhage.

  • @TheWildmanden
    @TheWildmanden 4 года назад +356

    "What would have happened if we did nothing". Trump is literally bragging about being better than nothing...

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 4 года назад +444

    Trump is wishing he could just pay off this Corona chick to make her go away.

    • @Gypsymama820
      @Gypsymama820 4 года назад +18

      Right!!!?! Something he can't buy his way out of..... Wonder if he's wishing he hadn't fixed the election now......?

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад +15

      dafttool
      I don't think $130,000 is gonna cut it...
      🤣😂👍🏼

    • @yaelB9467
      @yaelB9467 4 года назад +4

      dafttool 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👍🏼hilarious

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 4 года назад +11

      @@Gypsymama820 he never "fixed" anything in his worthless sad life

    • @Miss_Cherry
      @Miss_Cherry 4 года назад

      FRFR!

  • @jde1757
    @jde1757 4 года назад +31

    "You work less than CBD oil."
    THANK YOU. 👏👏👏

  • @vargasbasti
    @vargasbasti 4 года назад +121

    The fact they keep changing their words, what they said and the facts reminds me of 1984 by George Orwell.

    • @angelasmith5351
      @angelasmith5351 4 года назад +4

      Double plus good observation!

    • @Endlessvoidsutidos
      @Endlessvoidsutidos 4 года назад +3

      they use to do it over months kind of hilarious to see that level of back peddling happing now in mere days

    • @christieannice2859
      @christieannice2859 4 года назад +3

      Animal Farm for me✌

    • @kelkabot
      @kelkabot 4 года назад +3

      Yes. Chilling.

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 года назад +4

      This has long since passed 1984. The line of demarcation, imo, was the first time they told us to believe what they said over our own eyes and ears. Which was directly after the inauguration of the idiot.
      But yeah, better late than never!

  • @henrytuttle
    @henrytuttle 4 года назад +220

    I long ago lost the ability to hate Donald more than I do. He maxed out the meter. But everyday, my disdain and HATRED for his supporters grows. It's getting close to max as well.

    • @Jbrooke96
      @Jbrooke96 4 года назад +17

      Henry Tuttle THIS COMMENT!!! This comment right here is what I’ve been feeling, but couldn’t put into words! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @marcoschaub8978
      @marcoschaub8978 4 года назад +16

      In a way, you can't blame Trump for being himself. You should blame the people who voted him into office. Heck, it may very well be possible that he ran on a dare, or because there were only reruns on TV.

    • @PANCHOVILLAMATO
      @PANCHOVILLAMATO 4 года назад +17

      And as if you needed more reasons to resent the President & his followers: Today it was announced that Dr Fauci has a security detail protecting his every move. Evidently, the good doctor makes Trump look and sound really stupid, and Trumpers can't have that. WTF is wrong with those people... Dr Fauci has been receiving death threats !!

    • @everwhat013
      @everwhat013 4 года назад +14

      @James Tengten i hate plenty of people that i have no desire to kill. that was quite a stretch, wasn't it?

    •  4 года назад

      hope you get maxed out pretty soon! President Trump is getting re-elected in a few months..

  • @mariamelsayed4194
    @mariamelsayed4194 4 года назад +250

    "You aren't a science expert just because you look like a science experiment."
    😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @tyrionstark
    @tyrionstark 4 года назад +43

    "Those friends of yours were you." This is gold.

  • @gamerkai215
    @gamerkai215 4 года назад +168

    When a late night comedian gives better and more accurate information then the current Administration you know that we are failing as a country

    • @giggleherz9491
      @giggleherz9491 4 года назад +3

      I just hope that if the time ever comes that he wants the codes to the big toys they just hand him a box of lucky charms.

    • @richardhawkins2248
      @richardhawkins2248 4 года назад

      Don't have children!!!!

    • @TheBabbage78
      @TheBabbage78 4 года назад +4

      It's always been like this, back when Jon Stewart was the host of the Daily Show he regularly put actual journalists to shame.

    • @justamangoddamn
      @justamangoddamn 4 года назад

      Now thats a statement....its why im here

    • @Metallic_Moose
      @Metallic_Moose 4 года назад +1

      I think the best comedians are also secret geniuses

  • @tracyrichards5035
    @tracyrichards5035 4 года назад +202

    I'm really enjoying Seth during this lockdown. He is more relaxed and straight forward with his jokes. He should have also noted that
    Bill Gates told Trump 5 yrs ago that this was coming. He personally met with him twice warning him this was coming.

    • @mmcken3354
      @mmcken3354 4 года назад +7

      IT DIDN'T WORK AND TO BAD HE STILL BECAME PRESIDENT.
      HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BREATH - AND BELIEVE ME THERE ARE
      MANY WHO HAVE LOST LOVED ONES NOW THAT WISH THAT
      WE CAN'T GET HIM OUT OF THE WH BECAUSE OF THE SICK REPUBLICANS
      WHO WEAR GAS MASK IN THE BUILDING OF THE WH FOR A JOKE.
      THIS IS FRIGHTENING. WE DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE AMERICAN CHILD BE PUT AT RISK BECAUSE OF A LYING CHEATING SERIAL ADULTERER AND BEST FRIEND TO A CRIMINAL PEDOPHILE.
      AND WHO IS ORANGE ALL THE WAY TO HIS ASSHOLE.

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 4 года назад +5

      You can tell Trump a fact but you can't tell Trump a fact

    • @lenanoro5427
      @lenanoro5427 4 года назад

      billytheweasel : what ? 🙄

    • @1776stubborn
      @1776stubborn 4 года назад +1

      @@billytheweasel Here's a fact: Trump keeps outsmarting and outmaneuvering the best and brightest the FBI, the CIA, and the DOJ have thrown at him. We Deplorables will put him back in the White House again in 2020.

    • @cumulus1234
      @cumulus1234 4 года назад

      Tracy Richards He should have told Obama who dismantled the disaster preparation in place after 911. Obama is the problem.

  • @CT-vm4gf
    @CT-vm4gf 4 года назад +136

    1918: we will learn from this pandemic
    2020: Nope

    • @kevinsquires3590
      @kevinsquires3590 4 года назад +5

      Seems like we lost the ability to learn quite a while ago. Otherwise this idiot and his GOP cronies wouldn't be in power. HRC had flaws, to be sure, but come on! Even despite the Russian influence this shouldn't have been even close. Maybe strawberry ice cream isn't your favorite, but it sure beats a spoonful of lava.

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 года назад +1

      2009: We'll learn from that financial crisis!
      2020: Lol jk

    • @Milubee
      @Milubee 4 года назад +3

      @@gregordiesel those have nothing in common bruh

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 года назад

      @@themetalsail1097 Death to the humans!

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 года назад +1

      @@Milubee Really? It's not that it's the same again and again? The next crash is foreseeable and the current situation may be a catalyst.

  • @maggottdude
    @maggottdude 4 года назад +16

    "You work less than CBD oil".. hahaha

  • @d.v.crystal5589
    @d.v.crystal5589 4 года назад +220

    I really didn’t see a more somber tone. He sounded like he always does. Like a fifth grader reading a book report that he bullied some kid into writing for him about a book he never read.

    • @sadia2395
      @sadia2395 4 года назад +2

      😆😆😅

    • @debwehr5266
      @debwehr5266 4 года назад +5

      Spot on!😂

    • @mcdainty4202
      @mcdainty4202 4 года назад +5

      As a former 5th grade teacher, I totally agree!

    • @custodiandigital1126
      @custodiandigital1126 4 года назад

      i think that's every book ever written

    • @jamiemcintosh3030
      @jamiemcintosh3030 4 года назад +4

      "McFly! McFly! Where's my book report, McFly? You said you'll have it ready by yesterday!" "Well, Don, as the book report is due in for to-morrow, I thought...,". "What, McFly, what? Hello, McFly! Hello, McFly!"

  • @Cruizinelli12
    @Cruizinelli12 4 года назад +71

    Is it just me, or does pence always look like a creepy wax figure who leaves his body during these press conferences?

    • @TT-rz5td
      @TT-rz5td 4 года назад +5

      He looks like a stuffed version of himself from a Vincent Price film.

    • @hayleyb467
      @hayleyb467 4 года назад +4

      It's not just you. Maybe he's a cyborg?

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 4 года назад +6

      Him and Jared. It’s a wee bit creepy.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 4 года назад +1

      He just stands there repeating his mantra - 'just a heartbeat away'

    • @kellyparkinson8594
      @kellyparkinson8594 4 года назад +2

      @@just1desi And dont't forget Stephen Miller - creepiest group of duses - maybe cyborgs - nothing would surprise me these days.

  • @paulcadogan7033
    @paulcadogan7033 4 года назад +183

    'A lot of people', 'someone' etc. is a good way to begin a lie.

    • @speakertoanimals
      @speakertoanimals 4 года назад +7

      the only greater "tell" is when the "someone" addresses him as "Sir..."

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 года назад +2

      It's usually just him, like the "ride it out"... That was his, thought 🤣

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 года назад +2

      Manu people these days use "my mother said it", because they saw a video on RUclips on how to convince someone 😑

    • @jonnda
      @jonnda 4 года назад +1

      I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t agree with you. They are telling me that the OP is wrong. They’ve never seen someone more wrong than Paul. Believe me.

    • @johngimbel2492
      @johngimbel2492 4 года назад

      Like shovel ready jobs?

  • @haku5637
    @haku5637 4 года назад +19

    Why can't everyone just wear face masks for once and try their best to stay at home? I'm living in Brisbane right now and people are getting mocked for staying precautious. I'm just happy my parents are slightly paranoid cause I know that I'm going to be safe.

    • @4eightyvolt
      @4eightyvolt 4 года назад +1

      Lol since availability of face masks isn't an issue for you, can you send some my way? I'll pay for postage.

  • @PotatosPotatoes
    @PotatosPotatoes 4 года назад +65

    Anybody else think Seth Myers is on top of his game right now? Homey is straight killin it! Not like the flu, but like caronavirus...bigly.

    • @zyllbee4115
      @zyllbee4115 4 года назад +1

      I love your clarifications! 🤧😷😂

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 года назад +2

      Too soon.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 года назад

      On top of his game like a pro. Then again, he is a pro of course, but it's almost as if he has been training for this his whole life. And he hasn't and his first home videos showed it; they were an awkward mess that most of us still thoroughly enjoyed watching because we really needed at least something familiar to hold on to while Kansas was going bye bye.
      To grab another quote but now from Metallica: Acceptance is the word.
      We accept what is and fight for what we can change. Seth shows this, but so do most of the other 7.5 billion people on this planet. We can complain and worry a whole lot and that's totally justified, but we should also be fucking proud that we're doing pretty alright, all things considered.
      Commenters not: I bet that's not the word. I should've looked it up. Ah, screw it. The song remains the same and nothing else matters and we should just all hope that we and our loved ones don't die by the healing hand held back by the deepened nail, followed god that failed.

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 4 года назад +221

    “Asleep with a Burger King wrapper stuck to his face!” - this is EXACTLY how I picture him when he’s not golfing, grabbing, grifting, carney huckstering & doing all his cartoon Batman villain stuff. 😷🇺🇸 🍔

    • @faerefolke
      @faerefolke 4 года назад +6

      More like a Captain Planet villain.

    • @Rockovissi
      @Rockovissi 4 года назад +8

      I can’t picture anything else. They guy is a complete moron.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 4 года назад +9

      Lmao @ "Carney huckstering" and " cartoon Batman villain stuff". Why is it that the funniest things are always the thing that are most true at the same time? God..So funny and sadly, so true.

    • @hatorihanso1238
      @hatorihanso1238 4 года назад +4

      James Cassidy 😂😂👍🤪

    • @jonrmang
      @jonrmang 4 года назад +5

      James Cassidy; perfectly put!

  • @mariuskc7037
    @mariuskc7037 4 года назад +87

    It’s 5:34 am here in Denmark and I’m still up watching this. Hope everyone is okay❤️

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 4 года назад +5

      Both of you, go to bed.

    • @geekthegirl6961
      @geekthegirl6961 4 года назад +7

      Back atcha Denmark. Be well!

    • @lynnhellweg4794
      @lynnhellweg4794 4 года назад +2

      I really want to move to Copenhagen Denmark. I can dream

    • @russellngwinn6800
      @russellngwinn6800 4 года назад +3

      Thanks dude, hope you’re doing well too.

    • @sammym.belfastchild
      @sammym.belfastchild 4 года назад +1

      Stay safe Everyone , Everywhere... ❤🌻🖖

  • @aurimazas001
    @aurimazas001 4 года назад +15

    I can't understand one thing - how all those people besides the Trump can stand in a press conference with such serious faces, while their leader spouting absolute nonsense. Can't someone just kick him or something?..

    • @lesliedonnaedmunds7624
      @lesliedonnaedmunds7624 4 года назад +1

      Every time I see his face and hear the nonsense he spews from that hole in his face I throw up a little bit in my mouth, literally.

    • @khanhhoang2861
      @khanhhoang2861 4 года назад +1

      Be sympathetic to them, they probably hear/suffer nonsense stuff every few minutes in the White House

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 4 года назад +154

    The level of ignorance from the people supposed to be "in authority" is so breathtaking that for a moment there I thought I'd contracted Covid-19.
    They're pretty much saying, "Well, the horse is still inside the barn, so we ain't gonna close them damn doors yet. But once that there horse's already bolted, oh we gonna shut them doors and we gonna shut 'em real good!"

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 4 года назад +1

      What about Obama crimes in Benghazi and Syria in 2011?? Yet he didn't get impeched after kiling milion of people in those countries. Double standard at his finest 🤔😂😂😂

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 4 года назад +10

      Ryan lex
      “What about Obama!!!?”
      That’s what dicks say when they can’t defend the dick in the White House.

    • @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546
      @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546 4 года назад +7

      @@Ryanlexz
      Really? Are you that ignorant to use projection to someone has been investigated repeatedly? & also can NEVER BE POTUS AGAIN? if you're still supporting this MORON? Just know
      NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BLIND LOYALTY!
      Snap back into reality. Literally no one in their right mind can say he's handled this well. These are your fellow citizens dying. We were lied to so government could do insider trading before citizens found out. Cannot believe my fellow countrymen have lost their minds way they have..

    • @scottjo63
      @scottjo63 4 года назад +2

      Nothing on that Doctor Desai who was on Fox news who, well this twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1245544247786377216?s=19

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад +8

      @@Ryanlexz Thats hilarious. You're using an 18 month investigation that yielded no convictions as a counterpoint?
      Poor little Trumpian snowflake.

  • @Jannemann09
    @Jannemann09 4 года назад +134

    "Broccoli, only vegetable that is also a flower"
    Cauliflower: Am I a joke to you?

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад +7

      gabber_de
      Cauliflower: Only vegetable that's a flower *AND* called a flower too...
      🤣👍🏼

    • @503appie
      @503appie 4 года назад +9

      Artichoke: Am I a joke to you?

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 4 года назад

      artichokes?

    • @madam_mim
      @madam_mim 4 года назад +13

      @@503appie an artijoke
      I'll see myself out

    • @karinadefilipo8244
      @karinadefilipo8244 4 года назад +2

      🙌

  • @randomlineofletters
    @randomlineofletters 4 года назад +167

    The media really needs to stop forcibly "both side" everything. Stop rating trump on a scale. Admitting a global pandemic THREE MONTHS LATE does not deserve any praise but harsh criticism.

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 4 года назад +13

      randomlineofletters You dont want to hurt trumps fee fees or he'll ban you from white house press conferences

    • @AT-zr9tv
      @AT-zr9tv 4 года назад +2

      Well said

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 года назад +5

      Another thing, when they lock themselves into the "Telling both sides" mindset, they also lock out any other sides to every issue. "Here's what the corporate democraps are saying, and here's what the repubelickers are saying. Decide for yourself which of these two, *and only these two,* you prefer."
      Well... how about neither? How about choosing someone who cares about people? Like that Bernie feller.^^

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +2

      Corporate media’s giving Trump too much credit anyway. Trump thinks the media hates him, but they’ve given Trump free media coverage.

    • @onnietalone3181
      @onnietalone3181 4 года назад

      a question to U, Your comment seems to excuse your thought process, why, here is my point. I have no clue about your life experience, , but I am banking on that you have the knowledge, answer me this honestly, how did we (me,U, others) ever think the solution was to shut down a city of 17 million?

  • @james5208
    @james5208 4 года назад +28

    I don't believe the "silly Trump" bit. No way in hell could he pronounce "incorrigible".

    • @robertperez357
      @robertperez357 4 года назад

      He did not said that ,check your source

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 года назад +1

      @@robertperez357 Trump did mess up the word "incorrigible" in some speech.

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 года назад +1

      Trump did mess up the word "incorrigible" in some speech.

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +70

    You had Judge Jeanine nose the other day... lol
    Health expert: The country could be facing a pandemic, sir
    Trump: I dont care about pandas, nerd....

  • @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
    @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker 4 года назад +69

    He can lie all he want, the people who've lost family because of his lies will not forget.
    Disregarding warnings from intelligence agencies cannot be tolerated !

    • @cooper5481
      @cooper5481 4 года назад +5

      I believe you meant tolerided.

  • @Vagajammer
    @Vagajammer 4 года назад +99

    People going after Drumpf with torches, axes, and pitchforks...
    Sounds like a good time. When do we start?

    • @lama010101
      @lama010101 4 года назад +8

      Trump made America Hated Again!
      ruclips.net/video/3PHMw9b7Ca0/видео.html

    • @MR-intel
      @MR-intel 4 года назад +6

      Trump consults the oracle: "Tell me, do the people of my country love me?" After a while, the oracle says: "I see you being carried high above the heads of the people". As Trump turns to leave, the oracle adds: "They are using pitchforks".

    • @harrybetteridge7532
      @harrybetteridge7532 4 года назад +2

      Sorry you'll have to wait, it's hard to form a lynch mob with social distancing still happening.

    • @Pete...NoNotThatOne
      @Pete...NoNotThatOne 4 года назад +4

      As long as they’re not Tiki torches. Or would that just be ironic?

    • @mikeemanuelson8996
      @mikeemanuelson8996 4 года назад

      Bring those to the gunfight, it would be amazing!

  • @ChillingSpartan
    @ChillingSpartan 4 года назад +11

    I still believe America is just one big reality show for us Europeans to enjoy.

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 года назад +143

    Fox: It’s a hoax!
    Viewers: yeah, it’s a hoax!
    Fox: This is serious, we’d never call this a hoax
    Viewers: I’ve always treated this seriously!

    • @Obscurai
      @Obscurai 4 года назад +13

      Fox viewers would never call out their TV personalities since they are guilty of the same moral cognitive dissonance.

    • @JeanieD
      @JeanieD 4 года назад +27

      Jerry Vida , it’s time for your meds.

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 4 года назад +15

      @@JeanieD - I think his psychiatrist needs to up the dosage of whatever meds he is on. Obviously, the current dosage is not working.

    • @pivpivvy
      @pivpivvy 4 года назад +1

      @@jerryvida2137 yes but those presidents were effective leaders.

    • @1989Nihil
      @1989Nihil 4 года назад +12

      @@jerryvida2137 What you don't seem to understand is, *that this virus, Sars-CoV-2, is a completely new virus for each and every single one of us 7.5 Bn. humans* . _Not one of us_ have any kind of immunity to it whatso-fucking-ever, because it only *now* made the jump from animals to humans. HIV was the same, it jumped from animal to humans and killed millions before a viable treatment, and eventually a possibly viable cure could be found for it. The latter happened relatively recently. Calling it a hoax is willful ignorance, and will cost thousands of lifes, if not millions.

  • @TheNumerum
    @TheNumerum 4 года назад +46

    Trump: I never said those words that came out of my mouth

  • @elrilmoonweaver4723
    @elrilmoonweaver4723 4 года назад +243

    Trump should not ONLY be removed from office, he should also be charged with crimes against humanity.

    • @sebbubusse4111
      @sebbubusse4111 4 года назад +1

      why ?
      Bush Junior should have been charged with warcrimes on mutiple accounts in Irak and Afghanistan, but trump, as despicable as he is, has done no warcrimes nor crimes against humanity yet.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 4 года назад +2

      I think Seth should use his platform for useful things instead of using this time to bash Trump. Seth should tell his audience to take Vitamin C, D and a recommended amount of zinc and to wear face masks.
      And go out and get some sun but i realize that's not easy for late night vampires.
      And maybe tell them to stop giving each other rimjobs and to stay in their safe space until we can flatten the curve.
      Seth could also mention we gave the medical supply and pharma production to China than China burned down the supply factories before the virus was released than China sent 5 million of their infected citizens around the world for Chinese new year.
      Than US/Australia/Canada/ G20/G7 countries sent the medical supplies back to China to help fight the corona/covid 19/Wuhan bioweapon . . . That's why MSM said you don't need to wear masks because they didn't have any. But it's okay to wear a mask now because they have some.
      When you see front line workers wearing masks and they tell you not to wear one i think a little common sense would tell you to wear one. But Seth's audience is very left wing and has been brainwashed by MSM late shows and liberal institutions who are funded by communist China.
      China was the perfect place for the release of the virus because globalist know nothing can be done about it. This is global effort not just China. Globalist are one step closer to completing their agenda. Look at the way they rolled this out from the beginning and where we are now.
      While evidence gathers it's looking more like a crime against humanity by people protected by layers of government.
      Nothing can are will be done about it !

    • @sebbubusse4111
      @sebbubusse4111 4 года назад +8

      @@bubbles3161 so much tinfoil...

    • @kevinsquires3590
      @kevinsquires3590 4 года назад +5

      @@sebbubusse4111 yeah, I can't figure out how bubbles can have that enormous tinfoil helmet and still fit under that rock. Seems to defy physics.

    • @teamholmez86
      @teamholmez86 4 года назад +5

      No he will just blame everything on China and try to start a war to win the election and gas light voters for some reason whatever this man does he seems to get away with it 😔

  • @peterhughes2426
    @peterhughes2426 4 года назад +27

    wonderful that you are calling out this man almost hourly now - it is a travesty watching the lies he rolls out at every press conference - lives are being lost because of them

    • @elizabethsims6353
      @elizabethsims6353 4 года назад +1

      I wonder how many people have died that could have been saved if he had just acted on the info he received in January? Why can’t he just let DR FAUCI and the other scientists take over and give the job of czar to CUOMO? I WOULD VOTE ANY DAY FOR CUOMO.

    • @anewrnn
      @anewrnn 4 года назад

      @@elizabethsims6353 that only shows how much of an idiot you are.

    • @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb
      @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb 4 года назад +2

      @@anewrnn umm really? trump droped the ball but his tards refuse to see it..

    • @anewrnn
      @anewrnn 4 года назад

      @@nevermorefrompast-qx5wb hilarious, trump dropped the ball eh? At least he didnt go on vacation like Obama wouldve

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof 4 года назад

      @@anewrnn If he had gone on vacation from the middle of January through middle of March, what would be different?
      Of course, you don't care what he does, as long as he villifies the press, promotes racism and rejects science.
      He could shoot *everyone* on 5th Ave and that would be fine with you.
      Like Trump, you betray this country like breathing.

  • @KashfiFahim
    @KashfiFahim 4 года назад +83

    Seth's Trump impersonation is underrated, underappreciated. I appreciate you, Seth, I appreciate you.

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 4 года назад

      Kashfi Fahim - Me too🌟

    • @LovePriestessLeah
      @LovePriestessLeah 4 года назад +3

      Some say it’s the best. People love it.

    • @merangreen
      @merangreen 4 года назад +1

      Agreed!

    • @j.s.m.5351
      @j.s.m.5351 4 года назад

      it's horrible

    • @jasonkesser
      @jasonkesser 4 года назад

      Kashfi Fahim no way, his is the best on television by far, no contest.

  • @deanlowdon8381
    @deanlowdon8381 4 года назад +29

    I honestly have absolutely no idea how Trump, Hannity etc get away with denying something that there is literally video footage of them saying. Even after 4 years of Trump it still just completely baffles me...

    • @ms.p9525
      @ms.p9525 4 года назад +1

      Because no one will tell the truth about 45's lack of intelligence. Remember he's a stable Genius and his uncle was a scientist and he knows more about everything than anyone.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 4 года назад +1

      Jeff somersby First of all I’m not from the US, and secondly what exactly can I do about it?
      Also, gullible is one thing. I can understand why people may be fooled into believing what they want to hear, that’s called confirmation bias. What baffles me is when they’re literally shown a video of Trump doing or saying something, and they still deny it. Please explain to me how you even start a conversation with someone like that!?

  • @Roadtoconsciousness
    @Roadtoconsciousness 4 года назад +45

    Imagine the time and energy lost to brief this guy who doesn’t understand nor is interested in anything.

  • @glockinshpiel
    @glockinshpiel 4 года назад +9

    You are such a 💎...I’m so glad you are still recording.

  • @khakiwolf4146
    @khakiwolf4146 4 года назад +86

    "What we call the flu." Well, keep in mind he also called elected, Federal Court judges "so-called judges".

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 4 года назад +1

      Khaki Wolf - Federal judges are appointed, but point taken.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 года назад

      Khaki Wolf
      I think the only reason people like jenine the drunk constantly sucking up to him is because she wants to be on the Supreme Court.

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 4 года назад

      I thought the historical statement would be “Your phoney Emoluments Clause” until he said “A miracle will take it away”.

  • @ParkerAllen2
    @ParkerAllen2 4 года назад +166

    I'm older so whenever I hear a late night talk show host refer to the president of the United States as dumb a little part of my brain goes "that's so disrespectful." And then I remember it's Donald Trump they're talking about.

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 4 года назад +6

      I'm young, but I get what you mean.

    • @iamme596
      @iamme596 4 года назад +2

      Ha!

    • @robisadev
      @robisadev 4 года назад +22

      You know what gets me? Americans have always been proud that they don't bow to kings or queens, etc, yet a lot of these same people seem to bow and scrap to the President of the United Sates who is just an elected official and not an actual sovereign. Mind-boggling, especially in light of the last few years.

  • @dcdelacruise
    @dcdelacruise 4 года назад +76

    I hope after his term, he should be jailed for the inefficiency and incompetence regarding this PANDEMIC...

    • @usuk9316
      @usuk9316 4 года назад +9

      He'll be going to prison when he leaves office and watch all his cronies jump ship. We won't forget.

    • @generic3725
      @generic3725 4 года назад +8

      Please, please, please VOTE him out!

    • @joshuapartridge5092
      @joshuapartridge5092 4 года назад +2

      lock him up!

    • @dcdelacruise
      @dcdelacruise 4 года назад +1

      @claire bigelow yes that is possible if the victims families wpuld bond together to go after Trump

    • @margorgogo
      @margorgogo 4 года назад +1

      DC dela Cruise This and 20 other things…

  • @nesma6862
    @nesma6862 4 года назад +20

    Honestly what do we expect from a guy that wanted to date his daughter!! 🤦🏻😂💔

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 4 года назад +1

      He said he wanted to date her if she weren't his daughter. But same difference.

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 4 года назад +1

      "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
      “Isn’t that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?”" -- on The View 2006

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 4 года назад +1

      “She's actually always been very voluptuous,” Trump responds. “She's tall, she's almost 6 feet tall" - on the Howard Stern Show 2006

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 4 года назад +1

      "Yeah, she's really something, .... If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’” Rolling Stone interview, 2015

    • @tuberholic
      @tuberholic 4 года назад +1

      She's been "fixed" more often than a broken down Edsel!!

  • @msshadows38
    @msshadows38 4 года назад +79

    My mom is watching a trump briefing
    Interviewer: can you tell me about domestic violence?
    Trump: Mexican violence?
    I kid you not he said this...

    • @ImaStewBdooooo
      @ImaStewBdooooo 4 года назад +10

      MsShadows 🤦🏼‍♀️ That deserves a Fauci

    • @mrb.2497
      @mrb.2497 4 года назад +1

      🤣 when??

    • @margorgogo
      @margorgogo 4 года назад +2

      MsShadows WTF??

    • @Catcvcv
      @Catcvcv 4 года назад +1

      Oh No He Didn't! 🙅🏽‍♀️Why am i not surprised by his pendejadas anymore...

    • @guiagaston7273
      @guiagaston7273 4 года назад +1

      What did he answer in the end on the topic of domestic violence?

  • @starsstripesjacket
    @starsstripesjacket 4 года назад +32

    My roommate was one of the people who said this was just a flu, he just found out he has covid19 yesterday. Thank god ive been staying at my sisters for the last month and actually took this seriously

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 года назад +3

      On one hand, sorry to hear that. On the other hand, the fool deserved it.
      Here in Europe we knew it was serious. I've been buying gloves and masks since mid January (aviation worker)

  • @theuncluded6220
    @theuncluded6220 4 года назад +11

    I'm 40yrs old and I laughed at the "Andy Capp" reference! Lmao

  • @curbmassa
    @curbmassa 4 года назад +119

    Trump in front of the chart: Where's my Sharpie? Only I can fix this."

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 4 года назад +4

      Trump should stick said Sharpie up his nose. It might just improve his IQ like Homer Simpson.

  • @thaigerstyle
    @thaigerstyle 4 года назад +34

    "You work less than CBD oil" had me laughing like a maniac at 4am

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 года назад

      thaigerstyle ....Good One! I’m usually crying 😢 or barfing 🤮 at 4 in the morning!

    • @killbot4458
      @killbot4458 4 года назад

      @@vivianperino5006 stop smoking k2 spice sir. It's really bad for health.

    • @stephaniehenry9264
      @stephaniehenry9264 4 года назад

      As I'm looking at a bottle that someone just gave me. I'm cracking up to like should I even use it after he said that.

  • @0phylum0sinter0
    @0phylum0sinter0 4 года назад +77

    Stay in this room, the garage sounded terrible too. This room sounds nice.

    • @CJ-uo5cl
      @CJ-uo5cl 4 года назад

      But the slanted ceiling makes me feel high.

  • @SnugMoney
    @SnugMoney 4 года назад +7

    Pretty sure that before the “flu press conference”, somebody in a security briefing said the word “influence” and Trump only heard the middle part of the word, just rolling with it.

  • @cammcintyre9061
    @cammcintyre9061 4 года назад +206

    The curve isn’t going to flatten out until everybody practices social distancing for an extended period. It will not be effective while large areas of the country choose to flaunt their idiocy. The people that think they don’t need to listen are endangering us all, they lack the intelligence to act appropriately and will continue until they are forced to stop.

    • @TomUlcak
      @TomUlcak 4 года назад +26

      Don't lay the blame on the people. Trump's actions responding to the coronavirus have been shitty. Yeah, shitty. He still holds the profit of corporations as a higher priority than human lives. The 'stimulus' bill shows this. Trillions have already been given almost immediately to wall street and the banks. And, a mere one time payout to U.S. families of $1,200 while most families could not afford to pay their rent yesterday.
      If you want to talk about idiocy, let's talk about capitalism.

    • @dazednamaezed
      @dazednamaezed 4 года назад +3

      Yeah those are the idiots that will give the government an excuse to take control. Half of us will go oh hell no and the other half will go yeah yeah yeah...safety first! And there you go. More devision among countrymen, more excuses for the government to turn away from the constitution, enact Marshall Law and screwing us all!

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 4 года назад +14

      Well, after all, Texas and Florida instituted social distancing - today!
      Genius republican governors.

    • @Lux7355
      @Lux7355 4 года назад +19

      @@TomUlcak Yup, this is _all_ on him, *globally* really, there's a reason the US has been called "leader of the free world" for 75 years, and it has nothing to do with the person holding the office. We are no longer that, Donny trashed that in the first six months. There was a *global pandemic response team,* he dismantled it, because, you know, it had to be bad if "the brown man" had his fingerprints on it. It was _specifically put in place,_ to *prevent* this kind of outbreak from going global, there was literally a person stationed, IN China, to watch and warn, he got rid of that position in June. ANY OTHER PRESIDENT, would have had the situation well in hand by now, but dumbfuck fired all the smart people, and replaced them with imbeciles and sycophants. The blood is on his hands, all of it, though yeah, the stupid people are NOT helping. Article in the NYT this morning about 70 of those 20 YO spring break idiots, 28 of them have now tested positive, they chartered a jet to fly them to Cabo, then all took public flights back, unbefuckinglievable, christ, what a mess.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 года назад +13

      Cam McIntyre
      It’s mostly red states not taking this seriously, not under mandatory shelter-in-place, going to church service gatherings and not practicing physical distancing, that are only prolonging this entire strategy. There is no other way to mitigate this, but these idiots fail to realize that if it is not done in every place at the same time, you cause those areas to wind up on a completely different trajectory. Therefore, when states like California are ready to lift the shelter in place requirement, we will be unable to do so, since those area still under quarantine will be affected by this! It’s mind boggling how humans can be this ignorant. First they dismissed the threat due to their ignorance or (willful ignorance), now they dismiss the only proven way to battle this successfully. This Cult45 consistently cause more damage than is necessary just like their idol, and TBH at this point I’ve lost loved ones and hope they all get it and suffer painfully. Then They wonder why we are so fucking angry? 😡🤬 They NEVER fail to do EVERYTHING possible against their own interests and well being, as well as OURS! It’s so damn simple and clear to understand, why is it so fucking hard for these people to get it?!?

  • @cjenners42
    @cjenners42 4 года назад +56

    "Someone should have run a simulation for what happens when an ego maniac fires every staff member who ever disagrees with him. After three years, the simulation does show it will be down to you, a professional liar, and a Victorian Era teenage ghost!" Love Seth's dark and truthful humor.

  • @blabbyblah1
    @blabbyblah1 4 года назад +35

    Of all the late night hosts filming from home I really think Seth is producing the best content.

  • @grittybunny
    @grittybunny 2 года назад +4

    Jackal time travel. The artichoke is also a flower!

  • @hhiippiittyy
    @hhiippiittyy 4 года назад +132

    "I didn't say those things I said"
    Trump

    • @heathertaylor8904
      @heathertaylor8904 4 года назад +5

      Extremely underrated comment.

    • @generic3725
      @generic3725 4 года назад +3

      Please let’s work to VOTE him out!

    • @johnsimpson99
      @johnsimpson99 4 года назад +1

      Best comment ever. Sadly, that is likely a direct quote.

  • @mincej79
    @mincej79 4 года назад +158

    I totally believe Trump when he says business people told him to 'ride it out'...He likes $$$ too much to do the right thing for the country

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +10

      They figured only poor people would die. Poor people aren’t so necessary for their economy. Except it’s the poor people who o all the work that makes their billions

    • @glorioskiola
      @glorioskiola 4 года назад +4

      The economy would crash anyway, as people would become too afraid to go out.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +1

      @Glori from NJ Exactly either way the economy’s heading for another downturn. Republicans are presenting a false choice.

    • @alyceclover
      @alyceclover 4 года назад

      probably sage advice from Jared Kushner

    • @amandadunn1238
      @amandadunn1238 4 года назад +3

      Its not "money" that he likes.....its the game! Power! He isn't all about the dollar bill. Money is just his favorite way to play.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 4 года назад +144

    “Victorian era teenage ghost.” Oh my God, YES. Jared Kushner looks like he belongs in the Winchester Mystery House.

    • @prickyX
      @prickyX 4 года назад +2

      Looks like Heathcliff has been out on the moors too long...

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 4 года назад +6

      He always looked like a ghoul to me.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 года назад +4

      What-If Machine
      He does! I always thought he must be half alien with that head. 👽

    • @rogerhwerner6997
      @rogerhwerner6997 4 года назад +3

      Kushner lacks class for the Winchester Mystery House. Trump belongs in a Disney-like haunter house.

    • @lokismischief2512
      @lokismischief2512 4 года назад +3

      I laughed so loud when i heard that comparison.

  • @shafflo
    @shafflo 4 года назад +4

    That was an incredibly well done segment! It was factual, incisive, and still funny, even without an audience or sound track. Well done, Mr. Meyers.

  • @amyking4931
    @amyking4931 4 года назад +48

    Any time you hear the cameras clicking like crazy, you know he’s saying something stupid. 😅

  • @davidlawrence9466
    @davidlawrence9466 4 года назад +81

    I have a young child. Who when is attention seeking always stands in front of the TV when something important is on. Donald Trump grow up or better yet resign.

    • @SeventhSaucer
      @SeventhSaucer 4 года назад +1

      @@larryborsa4396 No. He needs to live and suffer.

    • @Grav3s07
      @Grav3s07 4 года назад +1

      I would be cool with both 🤗

    • @thattheatrenerd1418
      @thattheatrenerd1418 4 года назад +1

      @@SeventhSaucer preferably in the only cell he deserves, a white padded cell.

    • @davidlawrence9466
      @davidlawrence9466 4 года назад

      I'm sure people are spitting in his food already. He's already getting cauliflower without knowing it. It will only take one person who has lost a family member and blames Trump for all. How often do you think White House staff get tested for the Corona virus? How quickly do you think those tests results will come back?

  • @HonorKnightAdventurist
    @HonorKnightAdventurist 4 года назад +28

    Whoever kidnapped Seth Meyers keeps moving him to a different location. We may never find him.

  • @danmagoo
    @danmagoo 4 года назад +9

    The "Andy Capp" reference seems hardly more obscure than "Lenny and Squiggy," or the "Let's go out to the lobby" cartoon. Why so apologetic?

    • @geoffparkes
      @geoffparkes 4 года назад

      Dan Magoo
      Andy Capp: British strip cartoon serialised in The Daily Mirror (UK) for decades.

    • @danmagoo
      @danmagoo 4 года назад +2

      :@@geoffparkes Yes Geoff, I still have about a dozen "Andy Capp" paperback books that I collected when I was a kid -- that wasn't my point. I just meant, the monologue was full of boomer and even pre-boomer references, so why did he even single that one out for self-comment. But, thanks.

  • @sandygrains
    @sandygrains 4 года назад +25

    One of the funniest episodes, actually. A Seth Myers left to his own devices is a great gift to the world.

  • @dontaylor7315
    @dontaylor7315 4 года назад +145

    This isn't Seth being funny. This is Seth doing his damnedest not to rage overtly.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft 4 года назад +14

      As we all are...

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +4

      Hmmm ...
      "Could try harder"
      (as my school reports used to reaffirm...)

    • @mlw237
      @mlw237 4 года назад +9

      @@richardhawkins2248 come again...?

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 4 года назад +9

      Richard Hawkins Jusr to bring you up to speed, it’s documented that there was, indeed, a briefing that included all of the top officials on the WH when Trump first took over. They went over a pandemic, such as this one, and all of the metrics and analysis, ranging from medical supplies, to deaths, to economic collapse. He was given ample warning in December and January, that this was imminent, and needed to act now. And what does he do? Calls it a Democratic hoax, Kellyann Conway lies, for the millionth time, and says that it’s contained, then Trump says it will miraculously disappear and dwindle down. This is what happens when you support a malignant narcissist that’s a pathological liar. What else will it take for you to wake up???

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 года назад +6

      @@richardhawkins2248 Obama handled three pandemics (Ebola, Zika virus and H1N1). All without ever blaming the former president, blaming Republicans or using the word "hoax".

  • @andrewfox4467
    @andrewfox4467 4 года назад +38

    Do we think these "A Closer Look (in my attic)"'s are even better than the original? We think they just might be...

    • @VandelayIndustriesLLC
      @VandelayIndustriesLLC 4 года назад +3

      They have been great. I am ready to set my DVR.

    • @Kpink452
      @Kpink452 4 года назад +3

      Andrew Fox I think once this is over the way we present will be changed forever it’s refreshing no whooping audiences and razzmatazz. Calming .

  • @timyu1893
    @timyu1893 4 года назад +41

    "Youre not an expert at science just cuz you look like a science experiment" LOL i feel like Seth became more creatively savage ever since he started doing these home segments. Love you Seth, keep it up!

  • @IllicitMediaproductions
    @IllicitMediaproductions 4 года назад +92

    I really Like Seth Performing with out an audience its different. He's starting to get comfortable with it.

    • @alicelaybourne1620
      @alicelaybourne1620 4 года назад +5

      All of them are better at it now. They all learned how to "take a beat" for laughter, so they paused too long too often. Now they are getting the feel of it, without the laughter. I kind of miss the Seth smile when he really got a big laugh, or when he delighted in a joke falling flat with the audience. That is missing from these. (Like how he called out the Andy Capp thing.)

    • @dans8955
      @dans8955 4 года назад +1

      It's trash.

    • @tluns810
      @tluns810 4 года назад +1

      He should be used to it by now.

    • @JoeJacksonGT3
      @JoeJacksonGT3 4 года назад +1

      He's pathetic...horrible content as always.

  • @Riac007
    @Riac007 4 года назад +184

    If Seth ever stops ill lose my mind during this trying time

    • @BoringTroublemaker
      @BoringTroublemaker 4 года назад +7

      Agreed. When he did his first show from home I almost cried with joy and relief 😅

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 4 года назад +3

      I know right!!!

    • @CPT_Snazzypants
      @CPT_Snazzypants 4 года назад +2

      I seriously enjoy these at home videos. I’m pretty shocked there are so few views.

    • @stainedglasspixie
      @stainedglasspixie 4 года назад +2

      @@BoringTroublemaker I did weep a bit! His tone, honesty and humor are absolutely what I need right now.

    • @senguptasayn
      @senguptasayn 4 года назад +1

      Indeed.

  • @MatMadikGCA
    @MatMadikGCA 4 года назад +97

    Oh, that’s why you had a red nose 😆.
    I’m glad it wasn’t over illness.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 4 года назад +1

      same! I thought he had a cold or something, not that he was cold.

    • @snazzypazzy
      @snazzypazzy 4 года назад +5

      I thought it was a make up issue...😄

    • @G4rr0.
      @G4rr0. 4 года назад +1

      @markmac me too :)

    • @RedDeadSakharine
      @RedDeadSakharine 4 года назад +1

      markmac same, lol!

    • @sheisapearla
      @sheisapearla 4 года назад +2

      I thought it may have been the ‘warming’ liquor!

  • @johnrogers9481
    @johnrogers9481 4 года назад +2

    Excellent Seth. You hit it out of the park with this presentation.!

  • @ronadams3107
    @ronadams3107 4 года назад +63

    Common Tump Responses
    I don't know
    I don't remember
    I didn't do it
    I didn't say it
    Its ALL Obama's fault

    • @nite82hawk
      @nite82hawk 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget her emails and Hunter Biden

    • @bryanjames7528
      @bryanjames7528 4 года назад +6

      Need this for a t-shirt

    • @cyan311
      @cyan311 4 года назад +3

      Or China's fault

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 4 года назад +1

      You forgot, "I didn't know him that much - maybe met him once or twice, & we barely even spoke . . ."

    • @ronadams3107
      @ronadams3107 4 года назад +2

      @@pennyhollifield9431 if I put'em all, I'd still be writing... Lol

  • @miamichaels5999
    @miamichaels5999 4 года назад +96

    It was a laugh out loud moment when he called Jared Kushner a "Victorian Era teen aged ghost." I always thought that Jared looked sinister.

    • @TT-rz5td
      @TT-rz5td 4 года назад +11

      Pence looks like a senior member of the Volturi.

    • @geekthegirl6961
      @geekthegirl6961 4 года назад +6

      Absolutely. Those dead, black eyes. Like how Quint described the great white shark in Jaws.

    • @TheBethyb00p
      @TheBethyb00p 4 года назад +2

      I think Jared is a diva.

    • @da8wonder
      @da8wonder 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @TheEdlinar
      @TheEdlinar 4 года назад

      FYI people, check out this link and share it...
      www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/kushner-coronavirus-testing-oscar-company/609139/

  • @Nemesis_121
    @Nemesis_121 4 года назад +87

    When she took the podium, she actually pointed towards the graph and said “if we look at this big blue mountain...”. And there was trump...😂

    • @JacoLuus
      @JacoLuus 4 года назад +1

      @james kenyon covid19.healthdata.org/

    • @obviouscaptain2931
      @obviouscaptain2931 4 года назад

      @@JacoLuus well Mr. Luus, that's terrifying. But good to know.

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 4 года назад +7

      Danny Smith I like how the medical doctors are always have that wtf look pn their faces or just stare at the ground

    • @jonrmang
      @jonrmang 4 года назад +6

      I didn't catch that until you pointed it out! Funny, how if you look for the truth, you'll find it's right in front of you!

  • @thommccaughey2413
    @thommccaughey2413 4 года назад +6

    I dont just tune in for the scientists. I'm Canadian so it's easier for me to be entertained by the dancing clown.

  • @happibollox
    @happibollox 4 года назад +78

    "I asked questions about this for a long time" it's only been 3 months and he's only just realised its a pandemic....

    • @alyceclover
      @alyceclover 4 года назад +9

      I believe he said he knew it was a pandemic before anyone else did. Even though their is video proof of denying it.

    • @MrMed-hl2fq
      @MrMed-hl2fq 4 года назад

      Dumb Ass - He recognized it in January when He stopped flight from China. Is your head screwed on properly or are you watching crooked CNN ?

    • @hrtlsbstrd
      @hrtlsbstrd 4 года назад +1

      @@MrMed-hl2fq Even a broken clock is right twice a day

    • @hrtlsbstrd
      @hrtlsbstrd 4 года назад +1

      @@MrMed-hl2fq But credit where credit is due - the travel restriction with China is one of the few things that he hasn't gotten in the way of or fumbled completely

    • @markreierstad2418
      @markreierstad2418 4 года назад +1

      With his pathetic attention span, 30 seconds is a long time.

  • @gabrielaorellana2734
    @gabrielaorellana2734 4 года назад +35

    Omg when this fool stood in front of the data 🤦🏽‍♀️ lmao I can’t with him. Love you Seth you’re doing amazing stay safe!

    • @larazanz
      @larazanz 4 года назад +1

      Gabriela Orellana well... he can’t have the attention focused on the data and the data alone. What would happen to his paper thin ego in such a case?

  • @RobertABradley
    @RobertABradley 4 года назад +26

    Thank You, Thank You! Your “regular” Closer Looks are brilliant and wonderful, but for these at-Home, troubled times episodes, you and your writers and producers have sharpened your pencils and your wits and are really hitting it out of the park, Tonite, for example, I yelled at the TV when someone FINALLY (OK, only 2 days) called out your news colleagues for fawning over the new, temporary, “somber Trump”. Thanx Again!

  • @n-da-bunka2650
    @n-da-bunka2650 4 года назад +6

    What is AMAZING to me is that some of my relatives are STILL calling it "no worse than the flu" likely because they recall Trump saying that and think, I guess, that he still holds that position. The sycophants themselves can't even keep up with his lies and flip-flopping

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 4 года назад +144

    Two phrases I can't wait to never hear again:
    "COVID-19"
    "President Trump"

    • @ms.p9525
      @ms.p9525 4 года назад +4

      Amen!

    • @franciet
      @franciet 4 года назад +1

      I’ll just go with “Trump”

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 4 года назад +6

      Would be fun to hear Trump has COVID-19 though wouldn't it.

    • @terrycole127
      @terrycole127 4 года назад

      qb Gromit =FU commie

    • @terrycole127
      @terrycole127 4 года назад

      qb Gromit =FU commie

  • @natsune09
    @natsune09 4 года назад +51

    "Victorian era teenage ghost." That had me laughing so hard I damn near spit my drink onto the computer. It is probably the best description of him yet.

  • @cogline
    @cogline 4 года назад +59

    Hannity is the freakin' worst person. How does he live with himself?

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 года назад +1

      Yeelun Lai
      I was thinking the same thing! I’m really surprised some nut job hasn’t already lost it and gone psycho on all of them. Probably because those that hate him aren’t the nit jobs who own AR-15 assault rifles.

  • @shawna2529
    @shawna2529 4 года назад +13

    This sums up Trump PERFECTLY!!!

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 4 года назад +3

      Yes,
      Though incorrigible was a word outside of Trump's vocabulary

  • @rocscee6902
    @rocscee6902 4 года назад +59

    He just lied again...He doesn't have any "friends"! He's a professional bully...he has a bunch of idiots who fear his backlash and bow down to him!

    • @kcfmark
      @kcfmark 4 года назад

      I thought America has no dictator....???

    • @alyceclover
      @alyceclover 4 года назад

      Hannity and Limbaugh are his friends; Steve Bannon used to be a buddy. Do not know that his golf partners were actually friends ~ Bill Clinton, Mike Bloomberg, to name two.