In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone
My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.
My random thoughts: *Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*
"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter." Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight. (edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler. (edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.
Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅
such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?" [Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"
#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America.. Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)
Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.
Down south: The devil meeting his wife France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE! Alabama: am I a joke to you?
I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til." Not even specifying what hour they're referring to. Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?" ...calmly
Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck
Sofia No, no, no! If you googled it, you’d see. Well not all dolphins are evil, just one type and mostly the males. But they are still evil they look all cute on the surface, but deep down they’re murderers! If dolphins take over, you should be scared!
Sofia Not just hunt. They kill purpuses for almost no reason and male bobble nosed dolphins form gangs and attack the females. Look it up! You will see it on several websites. Btw I think you like your own comments.
MUAHAHAH I AM ABOUT TO DEBUNK YOU GOOD SIR! FOR EVERYTHING WE SEE IS ALREADY IN THE PAST SO WE ALWAYS SEE THE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES DUE TO THE TIME TAKEN FOR LIGHT TO BOUNCE BACK OFF OF A MIRROR AND SEE OURSELVES! Sorry about the caps it just made me really happy to prove you wrong...
But, people aren't symmetrical, how do you cut them in half perfectly, like half molecules on one side? What if the number of molecules is odd? But anyway, to kill a half of a population of odd number, you actually need to cripple the last one, halfing their life, not kill them by catting them in half.
I live in the south. Have for most of my life. Never heard anyone calling that type of weather "the devil beating his wife". I've always heard it referred to as a sun shower. 🤷
I know that this is very late but here is an archeology joke. "Why do archaeologists get all the girls?" "Because they have the best dating techniques" *Cue drums*
Because it sounds too much like "Jamie", and we all know Jamies love to "love" their sisters. (George RR Martin said it's so. Don't like it? Go make him apologize.)
I'm guessing we took out the "I hope you..." part of the phrase that must've come beforehand, thus not instructing upon you the responsibility of having the quality of day or flight, but rather hoping it for your sake
You know what us archaeologists say:
"jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas"
Amiright?
GingerPale hey dude
:)
You're right mate.
GingerPale what 10min?
GingerPale How did you comment this 10 minutes ago
2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
😂😂😂
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James you need to see this
Nicee
Hi
In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone
Over a chicken bone
Lol it does
lol wow you did some research, huh?
A chicken bone,of all things A CHICKEN BONE?????????lol
Edit:OMG I got a like thx whoever did it I wish you good luck for the rest of your life
listen. bones are great.
My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.
In my country, if it's raining and the sun is out I means a witch is getting married
if there is sun and raining a dog and fox is marrying in ~ i knew this cuz of my grand ma
My mom told me that when it rained and the sun was out, it meant a deer was giving birth. I also don’t get it but I think it’s cute 😂
I made up that if the sun is out and it’s raining then there will be a rainbow
I know crazy
In Nigeria we say an elephant or a lion is giving birth
In the philippines, raining while the sun is out is called "there are frogs getting married"
Same in Bangladesh
Where I come from when it's raining and the sun is out people say it's the wedding of the fox. That's kind of.....sappy I guess?
i think ots a kapre thats getting merried
@@juliaalexavicente2783 or tikbalang
Kamusta kapwa pilipino
My random thoughts:
*Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*
......
oh.
my.
G. O. D.
(・_・;)
Yes
@@sixthmonthoftheyear That username tho XD
Yes, yes it is
"We're hairless animals"
*looks at legs*
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
If u take into account furred animals we are almost hairless.
Yup
well tbf most "hairless" animals have hair just not as much... like us
Fox tail m
Looks in mirror at my head. Really?
It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.
It’s a rainbow
@@aeiou046 rainbows come AFTER rain. theyre saying the sun was out WHILE rain was out. which is pretty cool
bro is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.... you are so full of whimsy i aspire to be as happy as you seem to be one day
"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter."
Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight.
(edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler.
(edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.
Blaziken Kart Wii I got you Im already doing it
Blaziken Kart Wii In MA we call it both
but when you sniff yourself the particle that you lost enter your nose and become another part of you so that meant your weight stay the same...
wait a minute is this sarcasm....
damn I'm stupid :p
"I'm not stealing it, I'm plagiarizing it."
-James 2017
It’s 2019
@@juzhi3767 This video came out in 2017
ha ha or James 101
@@juzhi3767 you are my favorite kind of fish....
James Esterline hmmmmmm?
I've lived in the south my whole life and i have never heard of the "devil beating his wife" phrase.
The Salt Shaman same
If you live in florida, its mainly hispanic ppl. I live there 2. North fl maybe but south fl nope.
So u wudnt have heard abou it
The Salt Shaman same 🤔
OmG you lives in Florida to??? I use to live there to! I'm so sorry your still stuck in that hellhole!!!
Grew up in NC, very common phrase.
Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅
RUclips: "This video is blocked in your country"
Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..
*_laughs in naz-_*
DeMoNiTiZeD
**Laughs in German**
Cancelled and copyrighted and demonitized and striked
Hail
he mentined hitler
Listen kid there's a thing called
*VPN*
You know why an archeologist’s life is sad?
Their life lies in ruins
This doesn't have enough likes.
Can you not?
Stop being so funny-
being this funny should be illegal
파르테 Why is that so true.
in Japan when the suns out and its raining they say that it's a fox's wedding because in Japanese culture foxes are magical and sly. :)
Aww
That's cool
I marathi it is also called fox's wedding
Wow cool , even in India .
Interesting!
such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?"
[Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"
Up north(or at least Washington) “devil beating his wife” is just “orphan tears”
FREAKING ORPHAN TEARS
Ayy, look!
_o r p h a n t e a r s_
ye, it’s raining hard out here in Seattle Washington with no sun so I guess I should call it Orphan Tears since we never GET ANY SUN
Its always raining up here in Washington
Yess My favorite weather is
o r p h a n t e a r s
for the orphan, at least most bags of chips are family sized.
#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America..
Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)
One last big step for America before the 2nd Korean war (and or other crisis)
Jordan Kapala it suppose to be "one giant leap"
*Edgy current meme* Korean war never ended. They just had a cease fire.
TheGrimStride shhhhhhh maybe no one will notice.
Jordan Kapala acutely it's #10 on trending
James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: starts sniffing myself
The best weight loss program
James: every time you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: *sniffs weights
No. For that to work, you'd need _someone else_ to sniff you.
same
GOOD POINT
Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.
Everybody i know says soda
I also live in TN btw
I still remember being so disappointed that the waitress didn't ask me what kind of Coke I wanted and I couldn't have the Sprite I asked for.
I live in Tennessee and that is only partially true its only in Memphis but in east Tennessee and some parts of central we call it soda.
James: I wanted to become a math educator
Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight
Lol
😂😂😂
69... NiCe
jams hace a fone at age 13
@@adrianmolinaro8820 must not upvote
4:47 someone is banned from airplanes now
HailedSpace25 Stanley Pines is banned for trying to remove Soos’ birthday.
@@Germs_2128 my man
Lol
FBI OPEN UP
HailedSpace25 oh no 9 11 all over again
“Mosquitoes prefer type O blood”
Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house
wait you have type o blood how lucky are you!
Same -o
Same
I went camping and came back with twenty mosquito bites
good time
Same here, I’m O+
who else is binging odd1sout videos 😅
I’m doing that now 😂
I've been watching for 4 DAYS 😅 ✋️😭
Me and also I live in Rhode Island and I called water fountains bubblers
I’ve been doing that all day😂
it’s currently 1am and I started from the beginning 😂
Down south: The devil meeting his wife
France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter
Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife
James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE!
Alabama: am I a joke to you?
_ StayAMuffin #memeawards
#featureme😂
as a tenneseean, i have never heard that phrase. we always say "rain and shower won't last half an hour"
_ StayAMuffin in Liberia its the devil is fighting his wife bed a chicken bone. Check in the video
I'm from Arkansas and I've never heard any variations of that phrase until today
I am sad....I am from Tennessee
But Do not mess with meh family or...
I will beat you up
“The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter”
SWeET HoME ALaBaMA
That’s great 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you for that so much.. that makes me so much happier thank you ☺️
ZappiGal copied comment
@@shipwreck8875 true dat
vOrbxt shoty mic footy! I’m sorry I never actually read the comments and this is just what I thought of when I heard this I’m sorry
Oh boy if humans did that haha
I... I didn't know we use this expression in France... I feel ashamed I'm moving to Canada bye
Is that Hajime?
@@Floflofloooooo Yes it is
quebec: oui oui le baguette
Rayzo
Vient au Québec. On aime les français, icite
@@t-21b99 je parle français :v
I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut
What did the fossil say to the archeologist?
Nothing. Fossils can't speak.
Josh Andrews Probably funnier if I were an archeologist.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
*COUGH* HAHAHA
haha
Ha
.
Ok that actually was funny!
Hahahahahhaha
Josh Andrews, haha haha... COMEDY.
Did anyone notice on 6:55, the last sentence of the paragraph "Devils" says "The devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone." I was dying. xD
TNTr00p3r 0721 yep and the telugu one too. Right above 'devils'.
Omg it actually does 😂😂
TNTr00p3r 0721 in Liberia
lol over a chicken bone
Lo Liberia
*Showers are just domesticated waterfalls*
...
Danae' is Dank me too
Danae' is Dank it's pretty but the face tho
C O M P L E T E T R A S H so true ikr lol
UR RIGHT OH MY GOD!!!! u stole it from comment awards most likely
5:55 In Australia we call a water fountain a bubbler its not just Rhode Island
A random thought I have a lot: *6 years later and I StIlL dOnT kNoW hOw AiRpLaNe BaThRoOmS wOrK*
do you actually want a answer? Or do you want to keep living and not knowing xd
OK, I will tell you but it's weird...
When you go to the toilet on an airplane, your waste gets let out of the plane
like normal ones noob
mE nEITheR
Marko Rajamägi no its in the air so how could it work in *AiRpLaNwEs*
In my country when the sun is out while its raining,
We call it the sun is out while its raining
most creative variation I ever did see
And a pretty instinctive one, gotta love that when you're just learning the langage!
To hey same here! You live in earth?
@Clancy da block boi aye I gotta friend who lives there
well when theres a random multicoloured arch in the sky,
i call it
a rainb- a radom multicoloured arch that comes out when its sunny raining
Jaiden: *makes video*
James: Hippidy hoppidy this is now my property
my favorite pewds line lol
Free real estate
Over used and outdated joke and i saw this here before like a few months ago
He got twice as many veiws
Omg lol
In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “
It's almost the same in Algeria, but it's the wolf wedding.
ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU BEAR!
bear: rude
James: I think people think that animals covered in hair more cute.
*tarantulas have entered the room*
Lucas The Spider
They are cute tho
*le me has left the chat*
Hioi tarantulas are cute
Gady Gady GSSG Their cute until one of them almost kills ur uncle.
In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol
We said a fox is getting married
I am from South India and here we say fox and chicken getting married 😆
im from mississippi and we say a fox is getting married
Wow you’re late
@@noemiesparza6076 lol well yeah. I just rewatched it not to long ago and decided to comment
Do you ever wonder if
We’re in a video game...
And other people are contolling is..?
I do....
Raven The Bird I think like that too... MAYBE ITS LIKE DOKI DOKI
I do too..
Maybe God and Jesus are playing us like a video game.. ·_·
same
Raven The Bird I DO ALL THE TIME
Maybe its like roblox
I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til."
Not even specifying what hour they're referring to.
Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?"
...calmly
James: *wanted to be a math teacher*
Also James: *confused by time*
Would you like a scholarship: @peachy would you like a piece of paper with a bad pun that has the words meme scholar written poorly?
It's an exaggeration dood, for the sake of comedy
Why are these replies so mean it was just a simple joke Owo
Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck
@@Gojo_SenseiFan did u just press the middle word above your keyboard
Wait I coulda sworn it was the devil is BEATing his... oh yeah nvm just got to that part of the video hahaha
Evan are you going to vidcon australia too ? since doddie and james are going too.
In Florida,we call it The Devil's Daughter's Wedding because it's the devil but it's still a wedding
ItsDrafty I'm in Florida also
ItsDrafty I live in Florida and I've never heard that.
SAME
So what you’re saying is....
If I constantly smell myself
I will get lighter?
.___.
No, it's recycling.
Luke Ghazal it would just go back into your nose. 0:
Those particles would've already been released.
The god said so its true
It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.
A year later, and now I don’t think James was joking about the furry thing.
Gimpy he explained in a different video that he was joking
NoobyPro, Gimpy was *joking*
@@nubyy r/woooosh
He wasnt 😂
nah, hesjoking, but he did draw scotch, an actual furry.
who knows?
Where did Dumbledore’s Army hide?
Up his sleevies
HahahaI was on a 24 hour harry potter movie/youtube vid harry potter theme streak....... help me..... Im dead inside now..
DomiJa
Room of requirement. Oh never mind.
Cloudy Wolf lol
Didn't they hide in the room of requirement
Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.
Theodd1sout*
Bruh don’t ruin the joke!!1!!
@@bentrout6146 ikr
wut
Reality is being broken here ×-×
3:39 Its nice to see morse code- it gives me an excuse for learning it.
we think all hairless animals are ugly
*thinks of dolphins*
@DANNY KIM
dolphins are evil, not cute.
@@averagegirl3873 no! Dolphins are adorable and smart!
Sofia
No, no, no!
If you googled it, you’d see.
Well not all dolphins are evil, just one type and mostly the males. But they are still evil they look all cute on the surface, but deep down they’re murderers!
If dolphins take over, you should be scared!
@@averagegirl3873 they are playful and smart creatures. They will hunt, but almost every animal does that.
Sofia
Not just hunt. They kill purpuses for almost no reason and male bobble nosed dolphins form gangs and attack the females. Look it up! You will see it on several websites.
Btw I think you like your own comments.
In Puerto Rico, when it’s raining and it’s sunny we say that a witch is getting married.
Juan A. Ortiz we say a fox is...
Juan A. Ortiz hey! You live in Puerto Rico?
(Southeast asia)
Juan A. Ortiz true so true my grama used to say that
In Arizona we say wtf is this wet tomfuckery coming from the sky 😂😭
when it's raining and the sun's out in Philippines there is mythical creatures marrying
?
Ikr but not only in Philippines, in India too.
@@reena4072 He didnt said that phillipines only
I live in the Philippines but I never use that phrase when it's raining and the sun's out.
Zeno you're right
France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.
Jaiden's random thoughts: Half popped popcorns.
James' random thoughts: Atoms, Dopamines
Isn’t that all our random thoughts?
Me: LONG PP COM HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Also me, Minecraft builds, Roblox, drawing, furries
Adam’s random thoughts: commitment
That's normal behaviour. Don't know what your talking about
How did Rome cut in to 2, with a pair of ceasars
Lol
Comedian up in here
I just had a class about it. Well, guess I missed a BIG opportunity ˚˘˚
cubix master106 Caesar
Hahahahahah (Not funny) I don't get it :P
So if we smell elephants..
*They will become lighter*
The Couch Cas yea
YESSSSSSS
@Kanqsi I'm joining!
Hello
Conspiracy! #amiright
6:55 i have liberian background, so i gotta check on that "chicken bone" fighting quote lol🤔
“Fly safe!”
James: i have no control over that!
“Fly safe!”
Me: you too
Hi sisters
That’s what I said when someone said “happy birthday” 😞✌️
Waitress: Enjoy you’re meal!
Me: Thanks, you too
In Australia, we just say, “ hey, it’s a sun shower.” Not the devil beating his family members business.
@Ekansh Suthar g’day mate.
Hello fellow Aussie, I mean G’day
@@nicholasjames6489 hahaha. G’day mate. 😁
Why isn’t my text upside down
ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ 'o⅄
In France, we say :
''Where is the rainbow ?!"
Nice comment, and here is 100 likes bro.
are u from France?
@@niamhdonnelly296 Yes
oui par contre j’ai jamais entendu “le diable frappe sa femme et marrie sa fille”🤷♀️
@@ashleywiles611 ouai moi non plus
So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.
Why did the man become an archeologist? Because his career was in ruins
Lol I get it
(Rimshot)
Nice one!!!
Swilliams 578 yea I don’t get it
_ba dum tss_
Here in England... We call it “Huh.... Look its the sun”
I live in England to
Is England your city?
MaX no we say
Get it coz it’s hardly ever sunny hahahahahaIWANNADIEhahahahha
Oi oi mate its the bloody sun ai'ght*
MaX oh look! It’s a hairless unicorn in Ireland!
In Australia we say “it’s raining and the sun is out! There’s gonna be a 🌈 rainbow!” (So original I know)
What the heck do you mean
Pixel
Please answer pixel
What do you mean
Please answer
In Australia we just call it a “sunshower” XD
"the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology
Except it wouldn’t be the devil because that’s basically Hades, and that’s way more of a Zeus thing
lol underrated
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that in Liberia, the Devil and his wife are apparently fighting over a chicken bone?
7:04
@@thembigstonks7016 We all fight over a chicken once in a while.
Never heard the marrying daughter part....
Hey
Girl mosquitoes
Are the ones that.drink.blood
Guy mosquitoes drink Nectar
-wild kratts PBS 2013
YES
Very correct
@@lizzymaca396 i was like 6
@@lizzymaca396 bc he/she likes watching that
I told you girls are vampires. . .
“It’s a quarter to eight!”
Me, with dyscalculia: *guess I’ll die then*
i so want to correct you but i fear the waves "r/wooosh" "r/wooosh"
Dang this is early
Cody Aguallo he didn’t make any mistakes I don’t think
@@codyaguallo8107 they didnt misspell anything or make any mistakes
Cody Aguallo i thought he meant dyslexic too
I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes”
Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!
𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚜:
THE ANGEL IS YEETIN HER BOYFRIEND
Jacob her?
@@Quincy_Morris boys usually go with girls
unless if their gay bois
@@theAWPspammer angels dont have a gender
@@theAWPspammer angels dont have a gender
@@theAWPspammer me, a pan, along with my bi friend :
Another random thought:
Why does theodd1sout have a jaiden animations costume lying around?
Scott Koenig lolllll bruuu
Scott Koenig agree able
Scott Koenig lol
Who doesn’t?
*Oooh nooo...*
so if you smell yourself.......
you lose weight?
Edit 4/10/2021: Guys this is a joke calm down
It just comes back through your nostrils
oh im stupid lol
Ass
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
I wish
In Canada when it’s raining and the sun is out we call it a sun shower
James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it!
**Becomes number one on trending**
Adam: oh thats a cool idea!
^.^ ˚ω˚ ~ω~ ^ω^ (._.)
other RUclipsrs . James
Its called "Passing down to generations" ;w;
R/bonappletea lol
OH NO NO
@@natethegreatyay3552 I get this comment all the time wth
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JAMES AWESOME ANIMATING
Its so bouncy and fluent
Violit did anyone get the movie Airplane reference 😂
Violit im
Wendi Nichols holy crap! I have found my first name twin!
Pvt. Juice wHAT I NEVER SEEN HIM ANIMATE IN HIS STORIES BEFORE? XD
"My parents already had a child at my age. And here I am wearing a Pokemon shirt."
Literally same.
“How to we get happiness. Well I call it drugs” “ I swear I don’t do drugs” so is he not happy
Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.
Samuelstein that's deep
Samuelstein Yes, we know that.
Samuelstein oh my god.......
Samuelstein you are on a roll!
MUAHAHAH I AM ABOUT TO DEBUNK YOU GOOD SIR! FOR EVERYTHING WE SEE IS ALREADY IN THE PAST SO WE ALWAYS SEE THE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES DUE TO THE TIME TAKEN FOR LIGHT TO BOUNCE BACK OFF OF A MIRROR AND SEE OURSELVES! Sorry about the caps it just made me really happy to prove you wrong...
Wait so if I smell myself, will I get lighter?
idk man
Yes I can finally lose weight YES
no because the molecules just go right back into your body, through the nose.
@@charlietomlinson6788 HAHAHA I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Woah
if thanos snapped, but if there was an odd amount of people on earth, would someone get cut in half?
no i dont think so...
TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I CUT A PERSON IN HALF!
@@GarrettHoward22 *holy fuck that had me laughing for so long*
Tad stolley has deep thoughts
But, people aren't symmetrical, how do you cut them in half perfectly, like half molecules on one side? What if the number of molecules is odd? But anyway, to kill a half of a population of odd number, you actually need to cripple the last one, halfing their life, not kill them by catting them in half.
I live in the south. Have for most of my life. Never heard anyone calling that type of weather "the devil beating his wife". I've always heard it referred to as a sun shower. 🤷
James: “I hate it when someone says ‘It’s a quarter to ________”’
Also James: “I wish we would say a quarter to other numbers more”
I know that this is very late but here is an archeology joke.
"Why do archaeologists get all the girls?" "Because they have the best dating techniques"
*Cue drums*
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Smaaaart. Have my like .
Oh I get itttt
nice one 🤣👍🏻
Oh I got it!
3:20 **cue the jeapordy music**
Bahahahaha
@Art Thief “que” the jealousy music
Do do do dododo do do
FRT Hey_wutup - No, he was right in the first place. It’s cue. Not que. Are you Spanish?
LOL
In Minnesota raining when the sun is out is called a sunshower, but I have also heard it called orphan’s tears.
Why are people named James not Jame?
Wilson Nguyen because the name jame doesn't sound nice, James is easier to say is sounds better.
Wilson Nguyen its like saying chips and not chip right?
Because it sounds too much like "Jamie", and we all know Jamies love to "love" their sisters. (George RR Martin said it's so. Don't like it? Go make him apologize.)
Wilson Nguyen So to say that you want more then something like chips you say "Can I please have some chip?"...
Mais ALkayali that would be weird🤔
“And also, it doesn’t matter what I’m wearing.
Because I look good in everything.”
-James
My dad is an archeologist. He speaks a different language.
Huh mildly interesting
"things with more hair are cuter"
leg hair: allow us to introduce ourselves
“ The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter” sounds more like an Alabama thing than an French thing
im from al and yea it kinda does
Mean
I can agree on that one time i was driving in Alabama and i saw a shot gun on a bilboard
H o m e s w e e t a l a b a m a
yeah same
"The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
Me, a french little guy : I never heard this anywhere in France but why not I guess
MAIS MOI AUSSI
Lol
sweet home Ala- *FRANCE*
•moonbxby• *Pas de calais
I actually thought it would be in Alabama
"the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sweet home alabama
Sweet home arizona
@@undertale-perseverance haha
@@undertale-perseverance heheheh
i mean-
It’s the devil-
*what do you expect*
very funny
That was the most violent laugh about hitler I’ve ever heard.
Saying "Have a safe flight" is like saying "have a great day" you can't control either but people think it's nice anyway.
I'm guessing we took out the "I hope you..." part of the phrase that must've come beforehand, thus not instructing upon you the responsibility of having the quality of day or flight, but rather hoping it for your sake
@@thegreatherox Interesting, I hadn't thought of that. You're probably right.
@Ba Doai if ur an alt advertising just wanna let you know
I don't speak that language
It’s more like “don’t let the bed bugs bite” because you can decide to do things that make you happy to have a good day
Like James said, it's a nice sentiment; it just doesn't make that much sense if you put too much thought into it.
“Yeah I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole *world* to know that.” ,
He told to the whole world.
Only AMERICA
Or arizona
@@jakethedove21playz34 He has international fans
@@jakethedove21playz34 dude im in the phillipines
@@jakethedove21playz34 I live in canada
Put Subtitles on 0:18
Jaiden: no. expect a call from my lawyers 😂
Omg, why doesn't this have more attention?
@@randomartist7562 ikrrrrrr
YHM I don’t see it. I put captions on and it’s not there
Sarah it’s after the first caption you see, but pause quick.
YHM LOL
3:28 there a two clocks behind you(analog is better).
6:58 wait we do?!? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!!
I'm an Archeologist and my life is in ruins!
Hahaha... '^'
I had to reread it to get it, but it was hilarious!
Badum tsssssssss
The only archeologist joke I will be able to understand
The Magic Pineapple hehehe
Right when James said “but seatbelts make you happy. So you should wear your seat belt” a ad came up with everyone saying no XD
Oh wow what a coincidence xD
What does 'XD' mean? I'm just an 8yo
@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 its a laughing face
ehhh hhh
Oh. IM AN IDIOT
@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 its ok I also had to ask someone what it meant xD
Hey now! We don't marry our daughters in Tennessee.
Cousins are fair game though.
dev ed I’m from Tennessee and that is............. true
I’m from there to
dev ed lmao
Woah that some game of thrones stuff
now this is epic
Why did my brain thought he was gonna say "The devil eating his wife!" Instead of "The devil beating his wife!" 😮