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it’s wild how popular he was in Massachusetts, now they’ve got Baker and he has some of the best favorables in the country as a liberal Republican governor
Great episode, but a couple missing issues: 1. Willard and his partners at Bain Capital got their start with $ from oligarchs in Central America who were involved with some of El Salvador's death squads. A lot of this cash was probably pilfered aid the Reagan Administration sent to San Salvador so the government could wipe out the Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front. 2. I have seen zero discussion of whether Willard has been wearing LDS "Temple Garments" during his time in office. Also, will he continue wearing them into retirement? Everyone should know Brigham Young designed "Temple Garments" to make backside 'quickies' convenient. Many Mormons believe these clothes bring them "closer to god." I wonder if the garments don't give a vibrant feel. I see there is one Mormon woman complaining that Temple Garments don't let her vagina breath, but my recollection is that they have a backside trap door that really help dudes make that godly connection. 3. Matt is spot on concerning the 'black out' periods' in history. He is partly correct about salmon, but come on- with yoghurt? Slap a salmon fillet on the grill skin side down, place lemon slices on top, and DO NOT flip it. Eat with corn chips, avocado, and broccoli. Drink a cold Mexican lager with it.
@@justinrenaud4818 F*#% is wrong with you two. Shouldn't your minds be on "Temple Garments" with back side trap doors? That's got to be the best part of being Mormon.
The Murkowski salmon are probably kings and reds, and better than the shitty miso glazed farm salmons you get in a New York restaurant. Romney, of course, ruins it with his ketchup and Mormon jelloism.
In fairness to Mitt Romney(ew), if Trump was a less shitty business man, i can guarantee he would have had a much more destructive track record in the private sector.
How many pieces of silver would it take for people to start siding with Judas. “30? Nah but 70 is understandable. Adjusted to todays money I’m sure that a lot”
Chapo needs a proper gamer host. Felix is the only one who seems to play video games regularly, and he's a Soulshead who's permanently trapped in 2011, thinking games without combat are soy and finding ways to say swear words in ToonTown without getting caught by the chat filter
The success of Metroid dread is testament to the power of new left gamers. We carried that dinosaur to prominence and have continued to keep the Nintendo Switch alive protecting it like a mother vigilantly watching her mentally defective child play with the other kids.
Also this video is titled age of empires, which is the official game of 3rd world right wingers with dial up internet who wanna fantasize about rebuilding the holy Roman empire or whatever. Even tho the game was made by bill Clinton neo libs who engage in the kind of historical interpretation that pisses them off
The GREAT MITT EYE is always watchful. It is a barren wasteland filled with multi level marketing scams and graft. The very air you breathe is filled with horrible aftershave. Not with ten thousand atheist could you do this! It IS FOLLY!
I don't much care for Matt's long winded screaming rants about ppl being mean to him on Twitter and I definitely don't like the extremely abelist language Will use to use (and sort of still does) but they've given me a lot to chew on when it comes to politics and they're really funny. Despite all that, I can say they're not as shitty as others on the left make them out to be, until now. The fact that 2/3 of them said salmon sucks is a knee to the gut. Unsubscribe.
Shouts out to Mitt for creating Obamacare
RMoney cared
it’s wild how popular he was in Massachusetts, now they’ve got Baker and he has some of the best favorables in the country as a liberal Republican governor
Let’s give a quick shoutout to Christina applegate as well!
Shout out Biden for defeating Medicare
Mit Romney: I dont discriminate - some of my best friends are corporations
Technically America adopted his healthcare plan, so... Chalk one up for Mitt.
"Mitt" is such a fitting name for the human-like skin glove worn over the gleaming endoskeleton of venture capital.
Great episode, but a couple missing issues:
1. Willard and his partners at Bain Capital got their start with $ from oligarchs in Central America who were involved with some of El Salvador's death squads. A lot of this cash was probably pilfered aid the Reagan Administration sent to San Salvador so the government could wipe out the Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front.
2. I have seen zero discussion of whether Willard has been wearing LDS "Temple Garments" during his time in office. Also, will he continue wearing them into retirement? Everyone should know Brigham Young designed "Temple Garments" to make backside 'quickies' convenient. Many Mormons believe these clothes bring them "closer to god." I wonder if the garments don't give a vibrant feel. I see there is one Mormon woman complaining that Temple Garments don't let her vagina breath, but my recollection is that they have a backside trap door that really help dudes make that godly connection.
3. Matt is spot on concerning the 'black out' periods' in history. He is partly correct about salmon, but come on- with yoghurt? Slap a salmon fillet on the grill skin side down, place lemon slices on top, and DO NOT flip it. Eat with corn chips, avocado, and broccoli. Drink a cold Mexican lager with it.
Fvck, I want some grilled salmon now... Thanks, brother!
That salmon meal sounds like a truly euphoric experience
@@justinrenaud4818 F*#% is wrong with you two. Shouldn't your minds be on "Temple Garments" with back side trap doors? That's got to be the best part of being Mormon.
The Murkowski salmon are probably kings and reds, and better than the shitty miso glazed farm salmons you get in a New York restaurant. Romney, of course, ruins it with his ketchup and Mormon jelloism.
A Farewell to Salmon.
In fairness to Mitt Romney(ew), if Trump was a less shitty business man, i can guarantee he would have had a much more destructive track record in the private sector.
Love u Matt ❤
i can eat infinite salmon.
How many pieces of silver would it take for people to start siding with Judas.
“30? Nah but 70 is understandable.
Adjusted to todays money I’m sure that a lot”
And y'all better dun did come ta terms wit it, ma.
True facts
I thought it was T90 from the video title. 11
Pepperromni
"Y'all"really is the most soy word.
Come on down to Dixie. Your wife’s boyfriend can come too.
Yall is like the n word for fat southern guys with red beards
@whentheleveebreaks4732 the south is to soy what the Wuhan Lab is to COVID
It’s better then saying use and referring to people
It always makes me cringe. Just like "Comrade"
Great segment. In contrast to the rest of the episode
God, Felix is so unfunny
Un, is Fe God ny fun so lix
How dare you
Chapo needs a proper gamer host. Felix is the only one who seems to play video games regularly, and he's a Soulshead who's permanently trapped in 2011, thinking games without combat are soy and finding ways to say swear words in ToonTown without getting caught by the chat filter
Leftism is spending a quarter of your adulthood playing games for children.
Or we could g word all of the g words
@@robert9016that’s why the right has a more mature view on gaming. Especially surrounding sex and gender
The success of Metroid dread is testament to the power of new left gamers. We carried that dinosaur to prominence and have continued to keep the Nintendo Switch alive protecting it like a mother vigilantly watching her mentally defective child play with the other kids.
Also this video is titled age of empires, which is the official game of 3rd world right wingers with dial up internet who wanna fantasize about rebuilding the holy Roman empire or whatever. Even tho the game was made by bill Clinton neo libs who engage in the kind of historical interpretation that pisses them off
I love being read to by Will.
Romney for president
of Ukraine
THE GREAT EYE WILL OPEN
The GREAT MITT EYE is always watchful. It is a barren wasteland filled with multi level marketing scams and graft. The very air you breathe is filled with horrible aftershave. Not with ten thousand atheist could you do this! It IS FOLLY!
Man they are funnnny😭🥹
I don't much care for Matt's long winded screaming rants about ppl being mean to him on Twitter and I definitely don't like the extremely abelist language Will use to use (and sort of still does) but they've given me a lot to chew on when it comes to politics and they're really funny. Despite all that, I can say they're not as shitty as others on the left make them out to be, until now. The fact that 2/3 of them said salmon sucks is a knee to the gut. Unsubscribe.
I’m a gay fish
Defaulting to this not being a shitpost, when’s the last time you felt legitimate happiness?
: Clearly this man LOVED Wolf Warrior 2.
It's more Cainist
salmon mousse does suck tho
For your algorithm
finding out mitt romney is 76 is a legitimate surprise to me, i thought that mf was like 60 max
Mitt Romney might be the GOAT
He is a corporate devil.