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  • Some birds use a bit of creativity and a slight performance for their own seduction techniques. Taken from Life Story.
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  • @juliabrummer3302
    @juliabrummer3302 6 лет назад +1826

    the eyes are so incredible, sometimes pure purple with a black dot, sometimes deep violet with a black dot

  • @dexterjones8646
    @dexterjones8646 8 лет назад +307

    Junior was like I aint gay yo. I'm outta here.

  • @julius9639
    @julius9639 5 лет назад +2352

    *"You like my robot dance lil mama?"*
    "Im a dude."
    *"..."*
    *"..But did you like it?"*

    • @pavel8499
      @pavel8499 5 лет назад +4

      Привет из Белоруссии г Брест

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 4 года назад +3

      Беки лемме смашы.
      Ю уант сам фак?

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 года назад +6

      @@unstoppableking2356
      Ok..?

    • @MrPenetroso
      @MrPenetroso 4 года назад +2

      But it's a junior

    • @sspassion2007
      @sspassion2007 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/cURIiZr7jvg/видео.html

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 6 лет назад +3367

    What a weird life, get hit on by weird old man then old man breaks your house with his mouth

  • @chase8649
    @chase8649 7 лет назад +7691

    BBC is probably confused as all hell as to why this videos blown up.

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 7 лет назад +178

      Vortallius I'm sure they've realized it's a meme from all the comments.

    • @Durgemann
      @Durgemann 7 лет назад +138

      If anything, this has less views than expected, with the other videos in the related tab having at least 300k views each. They may not even know of lemme smash. And they may never know.

    • @Marbliss
      @Marbliss 7 лет назад +50

      nah they know, they demonetized part 3

    • @Browzyo
      @Browzyo 7 лет назад +183

      BBC be like: wot swiggity swooty

    • @valfardskrigare9407
      @valfardskrigare9407 7 лет назад +20

      300k is not blowing up.

  • @t3rianzg
    @t3rianzg 5 лет назад +1189

    "blue decorations really pleased a female"
    *Put bird skull in as decorations... that's gotta be some Goth bird Right there

    • @hifriends3607
      @hifriends3607 4 года назад +17

      Excellent
      Good abservation
      Hatsf
      You have good knowledge
      Fida

    • @truthiseverything9511
      @truthiseverything9511 4 года назад +57

      Skull of the last Junior.

    • @RegeroTerra
      @RegeroTerra 4 года назад +31

      All black with neon-blue eyes... Yep, that's a Goth bird.

    • @hifriends3607
      @hifriends3607 4 года назад +3

      @@RegeroTerra
      Good comment
      Hatsf
      Thanku expressing your feelings friend

    • @jadefenner4971
      @jadefenner4971 4 года назад +22

      The skull looks to be a rabbit or other small rodent skull actually, but definitely a goth bird nevertheless 😂

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 7 лет назад +893

    Unknown to Ron, Becky IS Ben.

    • @MarkMaker
      @MarkMaker 7 лет назад +7

      Lightscribe225 Well, they did say "Go find Becky" when Ron wanted to smash that first time, so it's clear he was mistaking someone else for Becky. Might as well be Ben lol

    • @PeeNidsCold
      @PeeNidsCold 7 лет назад +6

      Lightscribe225 yaoi m8

    • @infectedp9419
      @infectedp9419 7 лет назад +12

      Mark Maker that wasn't becky. it was ron's alternative for becky, and after she left he realized he wanted becky back.

    • @C-MOON-PZV
      @C-MOON-PZV 7 лет назад

      duN dUN DUUUUNNNN

  • @JakubSinakl
    @JakubSinakl 7 лет назад +1583

    2:45 *SHE DOESN'T WANT YELLOW*

  • @debrabolton6475
    @debrabolton6475 5 лет назад +457

    Birds are really characters. The nerve of the older bird destroying the younger one's bower. Doesn't he remember when he was young bird? Their eyes are beautiful.

    • @sophiagomez5619
      @sophiagomez5619 4 года назад +15

      I don’t think he cares if he does remember. Birds really don’t have much empathy.

    • @RetroRift.
      @RetroRift. Год назад +1

      ​@@sophiagomez5619bro why wouldn't he care if that adult destroyed junior's bower, junior must have felt anger

    • @DovesSweetSonnet
      @DovesSweetSonnet Год назад

      @@RetroRift. NO, YASIR, he would NOT feel "ANGER"....BIRDS, are NOT people. That would be a human reaction, not a bird's. Nest destroyed, rebuild, period.

    • @raresborcea
      @raresborcea 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@DovesSweetSonnetYou haven't seen crows around, have you?

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 9 месяцев назад +1

      he remembers and thinks it`s now my turn

  • @alyssa-vm7nr
    @alyssa-vm7nr 7 лет назад +2440

    no, ron. your tail is small.

    • @micksquizzy
      @micksquizzy 7 лет назад +120

      wot?
      Swiggity swooty?

    • @bangbang2469
      @bangbang2469 7 лет назад +34

      you want yellow?

    • @micksquizzy
      @micksquizzy 7 лет назад +31

      ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ-ᏞᎬᏒ Blue and yellow?
      No

    • @jasusmurree3693
      @jasusmurree3693 7 лет назад +7

      Alyssa East wut?

    • @alyssa-vm7nr
      @alyssa-vm7nr 7 лет назад +13

      o my gollie goodness look at all these likes

  • @orangutansoda
    @orangutansoda 7 лет назад +4600

    That awkward moment when you are flirting with a girl and it turns out to be a small male

    • @miink1861
      @miink1861 7 лет назад +185

      Happens all the time

    • @softcoreluvr
      @softcoreluvr 7 лет назад +394

      Trap card activated

    • @HUNTERSDREAM
      @HUNTERSDREAM 7 лет назад +26

      Dropped a Bridget on him.

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 7 лет назад +7

      Thought of the Ruff bird and the 3 types of male in the species.

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 7 лет назад +67

      Happens to everyone once in a while. I sympathize with the bird that was called the master, though. Last time I mistook a dude for a chick, I destroyed his house too.

  • @theimperfectgod7140
    @theimperfectgod7140 4 года назад +265

    "Lemme smash"
    "I'm a dude"
    "Please"
    "I'm a dude"
    "I got you blue, lemme smash"
    "I'm a dude"

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 4 года назад +18

      "Did you just said dude?"
      "No homo"
      "I'm gonna destroy your crap"
      "Oh noes"
      The end

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 2 года назад +2

      The bird might be gay I guess-

  • @soulesscinnamon1432
    @soulesscinnamon1432 7 лет назад +1212

    95% of comments - lemme smash meme
    5% of comments - About this actual video

  • @HentaiSweetie
    @HentaiSweetie 6 лет назад +1256

    Some birds just can't take rejection.

    • @madhumaniar1801
      @madhumaniar1801 5 лет назад +13

      Who can take rejection?

    • @abja101
      @abja101 5 лет назад +84

      @@madhumaniar1801 emotionally mature people

    • @adrienguibal6431
      @adrienguibal6431 4 года назад +11

      @@abja101 I go crazy every time XD

    • @bluerosesarefrail
      @bluerosesarefrail 4 года назад +5

      @@abja101 you're great👍

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +6

      I mean, the guy got Jebaited with a small boy lmao.

  • @kimgreta4693
    @kimgreta4693 5 лет назад +350

    3:03 that moment he realized that he’s already gone in the mid performance😂

    • @nadjadebruin6227
      @nadjadebruin6227 4 года назад +52

      *Seduction noises*
      Wait, where'd he go?
      *Seduction noises stop*
      That little shit!!

    • @DrChickwit
      @DrChickwit 4 года назад +15

      Never go during mid performance, the artist could go mad. 🤪

    • @st1lo67
      @st1lo67 4 года назад +1

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ruclips.net/channel/UC4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag
      like and subscribe

    • @SignOfTheTimes008
      @SignOfTheTimes008 4 года назад +5

      priceless!

  • @Deathslayer583
    @Deathslayer583 7 лет назад +1407

    Ron, Im leaving

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 9 лет назад +302

    That's some high quality footage; you could even see the drool when the adult dropped the objects from his mouth. Poor Junior... David Attenborough is the perfect narrator for documentaries such as this one.

  • @peeposadboy
    @peeposadboy 5 лет назад +283

    3:03 when you realize you've been flirting with an underage boy, and see Chris Hansen knocking on your door.

  • @137cloud
    @137cloud 9 лет назад +430

    poor junior, first he got seduced mistaken him of a female then his creation got destructed..

    • @Streexzzz
      @Streexzzz 9 лет назад +2

      +vanitas ventus if it was in a human society, my house would be broken already...

    • @kvngkvlvnnv9333
      @kvngkvlvnnv9333 8 лет назад +15

      IKR that's so sad

    • @CinnamonVulpes
      @CinnamonVulpes 7 лет назад +18

      vanitas ventus maybe ron is just gay
      *l e m m e s m a s h*

    • @manictiger9567
      @manictiger9567 6 лет назад +3

      In America, if you try to do this to someone's nest, you get shot.

    • @galaxtorykz8435
      @galaxtorykz8435 6 лет назад +1

      Seth Walsh lemme smash

  • @kalestars5104
    @kalestars5104 7 лет назад +778

    A bit of blue?
    No.
    Yellow?
    She doesn't want yellow..
    Yellow and Blue?

  • @Wolfy-Potato
    @Wolfy-Potato 5 лет назад +105

    I dont think the master bird destroyed the nest to screw up junior's breeding season, he was just mad cause junior left mid-performance XD

  • @chaikinz
    @chaikinz 7 лет назад +517

    And then Lemme Smash was born.

    • @hotnews3366
      @hotnews3366 6 лет назад

      chaikinz I don't get it, how's it related to this?

    • @cat_loaf943
      @cat_loaf943 6 лет назад

      Hot News in the original lemme smash were used scenes from this wildlife documentary.

  • @bowq-q4653
    @bowq-q4653 6 лет назад +1326

    “Lemme smash”
    “No.”
    “Please becky”
    “No, your tail is too small”

    • @Kieran_Duffy
      @Kieran_Duffy 4 года назад +35

      Bow Q-Q swiggity swooty

    • @TheFerretyOne48
      @TheFerretyOne48 4 года назад +63

      "Imma get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks."

    • @flowerofyahweh6587
      @flowerofyahweh6587 4 года назад +4

      Starla Cat repent Jesus is coming

    • @chonke806
      @chonke806 4 года назад +7

      @@TheFerretyOne48 stick stick stick stick stick stick stick need stick got stick Becky I got stick
      L e m m e s m a s h

    • @davidvincent380
      @davidvincent380 4 года назад +3

      Funny, "tail" means "queue" in french, which also means "dick"

  • @pLanetstarBerry
    @pLanetstarBerry 6 лет назад +240

    3:04 Dead from laughter every time I see this omg.

  • @ubebaby7537
    @ubebaby7537 7 лет назад +674

    BBC must be confused at the comments

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 5 лет назад +6

      bbc ? big black cock ? the bird is a big black cock but with blue balls

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 7 лет назад +884

    This narration is hilarious sometimes. *Almost* better than Lemme Smash.

    • @thiagozlin
      @thiagozlin 7 лет назад +27

      I think it is way better than Lemme Smash. But that's just me.

    • @chocolat6973
      @chocolat6973 7 лет назад +11

      Becky is a boy

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 6 лет назад +12

      David Attenborough's narration beats that meme by a landslide.

  • @Shewas-kathybates
    @Shewas-kathybates 5 лет назад +73

    Well that was awkward lmaooo the saliva dripping out of the Masters mouth when he realized the other bird left mid performance

    • @st1lo67
      @st1lo67 4 года назад

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ruclips.net/channel/UC4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag
      like and subscribe

    • @kyana447
      @kyana447 3 года назад

      @@st1lo67 no

    • @kyana447
      @kyana447 3 года назад

      @@st1lo67 stfu

  • @SephirothXValentine
    @SephirothXValentine 7 лет назад +599

    She doesn't want yellow...

  • @JazzlasterBoris
    @JazzlasterBoris 9 лет назад +135

    Ever have one of those days when some young guy enters your home so you decide to practice your pickup lines on him?
    Yeah.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 5 лет назад +253

    “Juvenile males are almost identical to females.”
    Ron “Wot!”

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 года назад +18

      "Swiggity Swooty?"

    • @sspassion2007
      @sspassion2007 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/cURIiZr7jvg/видео.html

  • @itsmoonie4495
    @itsmoonie4495 7 лет назад +1793

    Lemme Smash

  • @denpadolt9242
    @denpadolt9242 7 лет назад +410

    RIP comment section, it was smashed

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 7 лет назад +2

      Waddle Derp you clever stick.

    • @zuleikabarrios1265
      @zuleikabarrios1265 7 лет назад +1

      Waddle Derp nice

    • @denpadolt9242
      @denpadolt9242 7 лет назад

      I'd also like to point out that when I looked up "Pootis Bird documentary" this was the 9th result.

  • @michaelhillmon6827
    @michaelhillmon6827 6 лет назад +352

    For those asking, the bird is a blue-eyed satin bowerbird. Your welcome!

  • @Michael_black777
    @Michael_black777 7 лет назад +788

    I didn't know violet eyes exist in nature!!

    • @WolfNugget
      @WolfNugget 7 лет назад +19

      im gonna judge you by your look.

    • @Michael_black777
      @Michael_black777 7 лет назад +10

      Wolf Nugget so, what do you think?

    • @FlanDollette
      @FlanDollette 7 лет назад +5

      don't judge me by my look You're pfp is amazing!

    • @Michael_black777
      @Michael_black777 7 лет назад +3

      Catsy O'Niell Productions thanx 😊

    • @Rubywing4
      @Rubywing4 7 лет назад +18

      Ikr? They look amazing! :O

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 7 лет назад +134

    birds are so beautiful i finally understand why my sims always go bird watching

    • @alexhernandez5945
      @alexhernandez5945 7 лет назад +8

      dennyfrontier this video is very popular. wanna know why? Just look up Lemme Smash on RUclips

    • @backyardfishin454
      @backyardfishin454 7 лет назад +1

      dennyfrontier lemme smash

  • @randomglitch843
    @randomglitch843 5 лет назад +474

    "the master has other intentions.....SEDUCTION!"

  • @omegaman6616
    @omegaman6616 6 лет назад +387

    Junior-"Yo... Uh... I was just checking it out... I'm not into that!"

  • @noahk5015
    @noahk5015 7 лет назад +311

    I got you blue

  • @reothomas7624
    @reothomas7624 4 года назад +24

    Master: *Love me baby!*
    Junior: *You think im Gae?*

    • @lemmitz_31
      @lemmitz_31 3 месяца назад

      Master's name is Ron

  • @florinfelixHalalau
    @florinfelixHalalau 7 лет назад +349

    The guys that disliked the video are Ben's friends.

  • @user-mv5jk6vx7i
    @user-mv5jk6vx7i 8 лет назад +133

    There purple eyes are beautiful.

  • @icefiredestiny3729
    @icefiredestiny3729 5 лет назад +19

    The moment when the bird realized it's another male and drops all his stuff he's collected so far-priceless!

  • @legion8585
    @legion8585 8 лет назад +74

    03:04 laughed so hard to that disappointment, my fiance had to check me if I was going mad.

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 8 лет назад +1

      I lost it and my cat woke up from his nap and just stared at me upside down for five minutes.

    • @JustineVWarrior
      @JustineVWarrior 8 лет назад +2

      it was priceless, PRICELESS!!! Ahahahahhaha

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 7 лет назад

      Legion That was amazing

  • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
    @ChangedMyNameFinally69 7 лет назад +733

    Wait both of those are dudes...the meme was completely wrong!

    • @petaltailify
      @petaltailify 7 лет назад +62

      LJK401 what if Junior just had a very feminine voice which led Ron to believing he's female? o .o Junior still needs to hit puberty xD And Ron needs to get back with Becky ;D

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 7 лет назад +90

      Or ron is gay.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 7 лет назад +51

      Damn bird traps.

    • @mamabear2847
      @mamabear2847 7 лет назад +1

      LJK401 xD

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 7 лет назад

      venus De milo Glad I made you laugh.

  • @Amy-vb7vl
    @Amy-vb7vl 5 лет назад +9

    Master: LOVE ME
    Junior: *hops away at the speed of light*

  • @Abs0lut3Cyner
    @Abs0lut3Cyner 6 лет назад +3736

    Little did they know that Becky was actually a male.

    • @AnchorOfTime
      @AnchorOfTime 6 лет назад +108

      Becky has a benis

    • @conure512
      @conure512 6 лет назад +56

      Im pretty sure Becky isnt actually the bird in that video, seeing as "she" (who we now know is actually a boy) told Ron to "go find Becky".

    • @SeolfurDragyn
      @SeolfurDragyn 6 лет назад +68

      The B in LGBT stands for Bowerbird.

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 6 лет назад +36

      Nick Anning As a part of the lgbtq community I can confirm this is 100% accurate

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 6 лет назад +9

      trap

  • @twilo1015
    @twilo1015 6 лет назад +529

    *S w i g g i t y s w o o t y ?*

  • @bejaromero2523
    @bejaromero2523 5 лет назад +14

    2:48 ‘Junior doesn’t know what to do next’ lol that’s hilarious!!!

  • @zephyr9949
    @zephyr9949 7 лет назад +676

    You want yellow?
    She doesn't want yellow...
    Blue and yellow?
    No...

  • @Gigatreecko
    @Gigatreecko 7 лет назад +169

    So this whole time Ron was just rehearsing for Becky, and then got mad when his friend left before he was finished practicing.

  • @dezzywezzy7456
    @dezzywezzy7456 6 лет назад +47

    * I call this one the robot *
    Birdie: bro imma male
    *stops mid dance*

  • @persimmon93
    @persimmon93 8 лет назад +368

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 7 лет назад +16

      9/10 needs more lemme smash

    • @scholarssolutions6735
      @scholarssolutions6735 Год назад +3

      Not a high bar at all tbf

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 Год назад +3

      @@scholarssolutions6735 I wouldnt know. Never watched twilight.

    • @GusTheGamingFanatic
      @GusTheGamingFanatic Год назад

      Well, that's not leaving Much up to a question. I could write a two-sentence paragraph of historian, have it be a better love story than Twilight. Watch this. One rock loves the other rock very much. Love gets stolen by vampire, and they run off into sunset. BAM summed up a better story than Twilight

  • @fleurperdue
    @fleurperdue 8 лет назад +103

    the narrator's comment is really priceless

  • @Erizedd
    @Erizedd 5 лет назад +10

    This is the Satin Bower Bird, from Australia. We frequently have them in our yard (they like eating the fruit from our fruit trees), and its true that the female looks just like juvenile males, except that her eyes are like a grey/dark brown instead of blue. Also, the male's black plumage shines metallic dark blue when the sun hits it. :)

  • @paulsbackpack6057
    @paulsbackpack6057 7 лет назад +1755

    this is a nice stick, i like sticks peck pick

  • @dionysius2012
    @dionysius2012 8 лет назад +194

    Looks like the adult male doesn't know how to take rejection well. Poor junior.

    • @jannismcb2803
      @jannismcb2803 8 лет назад +5

      i see a comment of yours at about every 3rd video i watch the comments at

  • @lettynamang5444
    @lettynamang5444 4 года назад +13

    "Yo, cool house man."
    "YO WANNA LOOK AT THIS BLUE."

    • @st1lo67
      @st1lo67 4 года назад

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ruclips.net/channel/UC4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag
      like and subscribe

  • @gircakes
    @gircakes 7 лет назад +37

    He's like "Ok Junior how was that? Do you think it will impress her?"
    "IDK man I'm not gay."

  • @XboxAnnihilator
    @XboxAnnihilator 7 лет назад +1325

    That moment when you realize Ron was hitting on a boy.

    • @weebshrimp7617
      @weebshrimp7617 6 лет назад

      ShootingStarAJM haha

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 лет назад +42

      Becky was a trap the entire time.

    • @baebae1003
      @baebae1003 6 лет назад +10

      So birds can be gay? !!

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 лет назад +6

      Hey teenage boys look like lady's anyone could make that mistake lol.

    • @mcscoops
      @mcscoops 6 лет назад +25

      Bae Bae no, the adult females look like juvenile males. Ron was confused.

  • @DeinocheirusEnjoyer
    @DeinocheirusEnjoyer Год назад +2

    You can see the exact nanosecond when juniors heart breaks in 2 when he sees his bower gone.

  • @GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER
    @GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER 7 лет назад +177

    Junior looks scared out of his mind.

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 7 лет назад +17

      GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER Older man seduces young teen boy who doesn't know a thing about being gay/bi...

    • @petercushingsexcrementnigh7250
      @petercushingsexcrementnigh7250 7 лет назад +8

      AubrentheJack then trashes his house.

    • @MASSIVEMAN-wb1zx
      @MASSIVEMAN-wb1zx 7 лет назад +6

      Ron's tail so big she can't comprehend

    • @eggsbenedict7711
      @eggsbenedict7711 Год назад +1

      Imagine you're all happy in your house and then a larger, older dude comes out of nowhere and starts hitting on you

  • @harleenquinzel625
    @harleenquinzel625 7 лет назад +431

    you want yellow?
    she doesn't want yellow...

    • @jonahhex6593
      @jonahhex6593 7 лет назад +2

      Harleen Quinzel blue and yellow... No

    • @olive6785
      @olive6785 7 лет назад

      I said that while watching this in the right mment XD

    • @PeeNidsCold
      @PeeNidsCold 7 лет назад

      Harleen Quinzel I would die if a guy got me blue or yellow😍😍😍💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛

    • @dylkiller3501
      @dylkiller3501 7 лет назад

      ⚄⚂

    • @fluffydogboo1335
      @fluffydogboo1335 7 лет назад +1

      my exact thought

  • @MaiBeyblader
    @MaiBeyblader 4 года назад +12

    "Junior doesn't know what to do next."
    I feel for you, Junior.
    Even though I'm laughing. xD

  • @beckythebird1793
    @beckythebird1793 6 лет назад +202

    No Ron, your tail is small

  • @sarahmcclure9789
    @sarahmcclure9789 7 лет назад +1757

    Only here because of "lemme smash"

  • @minttuhattara
    @minttuhattara 4 года назад +50

    My RUclips recommendations years ago:
    "Lemme smash!"
    My RUclips recommendations 2019:
    "Bird Seduction Techniques | Life Story | BBC."
    Finally the original one. I just got one question... "What has my life come to?"

  • @Ruddpocalypse
    @Ruddpocalypse 7 лет назад +466

    This is a nice stick. I like, sticks. Peck peck

  • @kawaiikittystar7073
    @kawaiikittystar7073 7 лет назад +690

    WAIT BECKY'S A GUY?!?!?!?!

    • @loudsaturn2226
      @loudsaturn2226 7 лет назад +19

      KawaiiKittyStar yea he is

    • @Randoman590
      @Randoman590 7 лет назад +39

      KawaiiKittyStar The bird in the video isn't Becky, Becky is a different one.

    • @swxxtpea999
      @swxxtpea999 7 лет назад +12

      KawaiiKittyStar SPOILERS FOR THE COMMENT SCROLLERS!

    • @sothesalamilidwontfit
      @sothesalamilidwontfit 7 лет назад +39

      maybe she's trans

    • @yonkbonkers
      @yonkbonkers 7 лет назад +24

      becky is the best trap ever

  • @teyavan4397
    @teyavan4397 4 года назад +72

    Being a female, I honestly think these birds are putting more effort in their mating games than most human males!

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 года назад +7

      @RUclips Account#:457
      Sorry, you may have blue balls, but they're not the right SHADE of blue.

    • @wasifkhan7033
      @wasifkhan7033 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @jadibdraws
      @jadibdraws 2 года назад +3

      Human women have made things alot easier for human men when it comes to mating hence the lack of effort.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 9 месяцев назад

      Why should men put in effort when women don't? And no, standing there looking pretty isn't effort.

    • @lennarthagen3638
      @lennarthagen3638 8 месяцев назад

      For how long have you hated men?

  • @tsunamix0147
    @tsunamix0147 7 лет назад +97

    So that was where "Lemme Smash" came from... AND it's narrated by David Attenborough!

  • @rachelj16
    @rachelj16 6 лет назад +282

    @ 1:31 that def looks like another bird skull in the middle of the love shack...

    • @Tainira94
      @Tainira94 5 лет назад +73

      Are you saying you're not up for getting down and dirty on top of your ancestors' remains?

    • @yttrium7646
      @yttrium7646 5 лет назад +34

      I think it's a small rodent skull. Like a mouse or something. It didn't look like it had a beak.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 года назад +5

      @@yttrium7646 I was thinking the same. Still pretty hardcore, though.

    • @catlovingartist3756
      @catlovingartist3756 4 года назад +8

      for goth birds only

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld 5 лет назад +8

    2:13 if you listen very carefully oh, you can hear Junior's internal screaming.

  • @itsjeron164
    @itsjeron164 8 лет назад +239

    I feel sad for junior.Hope he found his mate

    • @mohamedumar3082
      @mohamedumar3082 8 лет назад +27

      he's probably dead from avian flu....or got eaten by a snake.

    • @mamicells2024
      @mamicells2024 7 лет назад +44

      Jeron Wong LEMME SMASH

  • @iluvsakuraandsyaoran
    @iluvsakuraandsyaoran 8 лет назад +92

    junior's poor house got destroyed because he turned down a seduction from an older male. that's cold bro.

    • @diazconias
      @diazconias 8 лет назад +24

      +glovesandtea you make it sound like every catolic child story.

    • @GregClayguy
      @GregClayguy 7 лет назад

      lemme smash

  • @teresa8650
    @teresa8650 5 лет назад +7

    The young bird was like I don't play that I'm outta here!!

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 7 лет назад +58

    First he tries to screw him, then he just screws him over.

  • @OthelleouXVIII
    @OthelleouXVIII 8 лет назад +148

    the bird sounded like he was about to let out a receipt -.-

  • @lazypaw7448
    @lazypaw7448 5 лет назад +12

    "The master has other intentions...seduction" WAIT HOLD ON HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NARRATIVE

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 лет назад +91

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @dialga236
    @dialga236 7 лет назад +2004

    What has my life come to?
    Becky thought my tail was big
    Becky used to lemme smash
    Becky is smashing Ben
    Ben is a ho
    #BenIsAHo2017

  • @rialpleya
    @rialpleya 5 лет назад +10

    3:02 when he drops the stuff LMAO

  • @nonono5407
    @nonono5407 7 лет назад +207

    2:02 hey gurl
    you want sum tail?
    //flick/

  • @maribelruiz4291
    @maribelruiz4291 7 лет назад +269

    wot
    swiggity swooty

  • @knrr3767
    @knrr3767 4 года назад +3

    I can not watch this without hearing the other audio

  • @seisshakenshin5932
    @seisshakenshin5932 6 лет назад +70

    Junior was like, "...but..but..I'm not into that kind of thing master, sorry I'm out..."
    What a dirty trick you mean old man, I mean, bird.

  • @crab-time1
    @crab-time1 7 лет назад +421

    stick, need stick, GOT STICK BECKY I GOT STICK LEMME SMASH

  • @josephinefraire9091
    @josephinefraire9091 5 лет назад +4

    In life, I am Junior.
    Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @Double44
    @Double44 7 лет назад +397

    Becky is actually a male in this video lol

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 7 лет назад +38

      Doesn't change anything "Lemme smash becky"

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 7 лет назад +45

      It's not Becky. Becky was only mentioned in the original lemme smash.

    • @naomifukunaga6543
      @naomifukunaga6543 7 лет назад +1

      Aska2468
      It's the nickname

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 7 лет назад +32

      Plot twist: Becky was a trap. And underaged as well.
      I mean, according to the video, the bird pretty much goes: 'Hey, that kid in my house sorta looks like a girl. You know what? I'll go flirt with him for practice'

  • @ItsMuffinTimePls
    @ItsMuffinTimePls 8 лет назад +9

    When he realizes that his "guest" is gone and he just goes COMPLETELY SILENT AND DROPS THE PENCAP X""D

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 8 лет назад +2

      Riiight? I keep watching that bit over and over, such perfect comedic timing!

  • @TheGreatCalsby
    @TheGreatCalsby 4 года назад +3

    Junior walking away like: "... am I gay? No, no I can't be... can I?"

  • @Trenegeut87
    @Trenegeut87 9 лет назад +53

    the experience must have been quite traumatic for the green fellow

  • @caiopatric
    @caiopatric 7 лет назад +429

    That's what you get for being an androgynous anime boy.

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 6 лет назад +10

    3:07 “well bye, it’s been weird!”

  • @eirinyagokoro8747
    @eirinyagokoro8747 7 лет назад +78

    "Juvenile males are almost identical to females."
    ISSA TRAP

  • @autobotrock4789
    @autobotrock4789 7 лет назад +362

    This enlightening video is flooded with comments about lemme smash. XD

  • @theonionkiwi
    @theonionkiwi 4 года назад +3

    Is no one going to talk about their incredible eye color?!?

  • @Glassesgirl2002
    @Glassesgirl2002 7 лет назад +120

    N E E D S T I C K ! G O T S T I C K ! L E M M E S M A S H ! ! !

  • @saltyshibes6247
    @saltyshibes6247 8 лет назад +88

    1:47 I LAUGHED SO HARD MILK CAME OUT OF MY NOSE

  • @nightponyinrface6009
    @nightponyinrface6009 4 года назад +2

    Legend has it. . .
    That Ron is still looking for Becky~

    • @MistaMaine.
      @MistaMaine. 4 года назад

      Good for him. From what I heard, Becky ended up seeing this video and thought Ron was now gay. She lives in Brazil now with her new man Ben. *shrugs* smashy smash!

  • @megalcro
    @megalcro 6 лет назад +40

    "Lemme Smash" jokes aside, I love birds. They're so cute.