Y'all don't get it, this man ain't an SCP because he cannot be secured, can't be contained and does not need to be protected, he ain't trapped there with the SCPs
4:58 were you try'n to reference "ATTENTION BLUE TEAM! I am sat at the middle point ready to engage at some fist-to-cuffs galore at your discression- " "ah geez"
0:58 *Jukes old man and escapes through the elevator.* *Around 3 guards at the other end of the elevator, also juked and escaped.* "Hey, what's up?" "Nothing much."
???? Literally an entire second to react and bro still fell. Me personally this would never happen and I have no idea why he's claiming he is joking against bots.
@@Xenon_001 It's because his brain is so trained to people just jumping off, that he automaticly did it, and when he realized "oh shit," it was too late.
"We don't HAVE to work together" is such a great yet traditional villain line. What do painkillers accomplish by killing off pain? Because I doubt that they would regenerate health, if anything I think that they would temporarily hide the health bar and give you the ability to have better immunity to knockback, not healing, but oh well. 0:00 He's not famous, he's InfamousInvictis
[AUDIO LOG 1] [PASSWORD: ********] ... ... ... [Access Allowed] ... [File opening. . .] [AUDIO LOG PLAYING. . .] SCP-987 - A "Juking Joy" Object Class: Keter "SCP - 987 - A tends to juke anything that threatens it to show little violence unless given the resources or anything that can kill but it's mostly safe unless given harmful stuff (flashbangs, grenades ETC) still unknown how fast its reflexes are but for now its class is still yet to be truly determined... more information will be updated and given upon further inspection of SCP - 987 -A" "New information has been gathered... upon further inspection of clips after.. the breach.. it seems as though he will also not only use said harmful resources or stuff.. he will attack not just only anything appears to be threat to him but will attack SCPs.. still yet to be known if it's as if he is an SCP that can be killed or is something else..." *It sounds as if I'm grabbing something in the background and sounds of a drawer opening and my hand in the drawer moving around looking for something* "I'll document this in new notes and files.. but for now he will be now be considered keter ill be sure to note this to be sent to the O5... until then.. I'll be more cautious upon studying this SCP... it still confuses me why he is a class D or was working with the Chaos Insurgency... more research may be needed.." [AUDIO LOG END]
"I NEED HEALS, I NEED HEALS, I NEED HEALS" *immediately starts using the heals because they're pre-pubescent kids who'd rather restore their non-existent honor than to play the game*
Breaking News: A man uses 100% of his brain to juke the F out of everybody He has breached containment and is now, what he calls, "Ballin". Stay tuned for our next segment "Top 10 sexiest SCPs".
SCP-1337: "Phoon" SCP-1337 takes the form of a soldier from the online video game Counter Strike: Source. Spawned from a video of a player "bunnyhopping" around the game, SCP-1337 inherits this bunnyhop ability, and can move at speeds upwards of 300 km/h under the right conditions. SCP-1337 is known to infect players of other online multiplayer games when encountering it, blessing the players with inhumane reaction speed and instinct. It's latest target is the player InfamousInvictis, known by his juking and movement in first-person games.
Pov your scp first time and you think a lone D class is an easy kill just to have your horrible fate recorded and uploaded on youtube for people to laugh at you
Ihave gotten so good at juking by watching yoiur videos. One time someone thought i was you until i failed a juke. Thank you for being a good youtuber!
When there's enemies near by and somehow the NPC didn't fight any enemies. They probably juked every enemy along the way while we fought 3 boss battles to get to them. This is what I imagine.
You should make a compilation like this, but it’s only all your worst plays and worst moments in this game lmao. Make us all feel a little bit better about ourselves lol.
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No I have not been classified as a SCP yet. I keep juking the writers before they give me a number.
honestly the writers just have a skill issue it's not that hard...
Scp xxx
Xxx will juke you and your ankles will break
Y'all don't get it, this man ain't an SCP because he cannot be secured, can't be contained and does not need to be protected, he ain't trapped there with the SCPs
They're trapped with him.@@funniduck4260
Dude same
Bro is a hall of fame instigator, the ego, the laugh, and the skills to back it up.
literally hahaha
4:58 were you try'n to reference
"ATTENTION BLUE TEAM! I am sat at the middle point ready to engage at some fist-to-cuffs galore at your discression- "
"ah geez"
Man I love lazy purple
Fisticuffs*
1:17 "Hey what's up"
"Nothing much"
Ignoring the fact he escape from 3 guards had me dying lmao
Another funny thing about him is that his laughing sounds like the goofy ahh car sound effect
Sacrifice for you.He shut the door with the dog he sacrificed
@@Saeunn_VII i know like imagine that happening but in the real scp universe
@@thatguysavetf2916 I think the guards are a bit more competent there
4:20
“We really gonna do this?”
*Indecipherable gibberish as 049 breaks their ankles*
0:58 *Jukes old man and escapes through the elevator.*
*Around 3 guards at the other end of the elevator, also juked and escaped.*
"Hey, what's up?"
"Nothing much."
Oh that’s simple
*it’s because they were nothing compared to him*
the disrespect to the last guy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Do you got games on your phone" was comedy
@iocommander Bro you are a cheater and your video suck infamous on top
[4:25] ankles were stolen
I loved that lmao, has to be one of the best ankle breaking moments there is.
Pure violation man
Those ankles no longer exist
???? Literally an entire second to react and bro still fell. Me personally this would never happen and I have no idea why he's claiming he is joking against bots.
@@Xenon_001 It's because his brain is so trained to people just jumping off, that he automaticly did it, and when he realized "oh shit," it was too late.
i love how confident he is in knowing that he can juke anyone
Confidence is surprisingly important when it comes to playstyles like this
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Except for a nuke
@@anthonyst-laurent529 He could probably juke a nuke.
@@pacocamen2087 Darkest Dungeon!
Ankles broken and sent to the medical room.
Straight to the Site Infirmary.
And psychiatrist too because of the trauma
the medical team gonna wonder why scp's are getting sent over, not foundation personal
sent right to ██████
He put everyone straight in the femur breaker XD
25:40 That elevator juke was diabolical.
The whole sequence at 24:48 was just *chef's kiss*. I felt the intensity of the scramble to find an elevator like wooooooah.
9:23 There's no way you just gas chambered that doctor 💀
MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
He didn't get affected because the door was closed.
@@zaevskiandrej197 The vase ignores doors
Is it bad I thought of a certain thing the Germans did when after you made this comment?
I didn't know the doctor was Jewish
6:19 it seems stupid but i loved the random "Oh fuck" voice from the doggy kill hahaha
me2
1:45 dude juked this guy for the entire elevator ride
Damn
Fr💀
6:12 The Hyenas when I steal and eat their child infront of them
*traps an scp* *summons the aztecs and sacrafices a child*
Bro laughs like a fuggin goblin.
@@thedragonofcanada6659 his laugh pisses me off a little bit, he may be better than most but most of his commentary is a lil bit shit talking
@@vectorrondon5852 that's the point
2:17
16:33 the guys nickname is literally no fucks given what did you expect?
22:20 that was the cleanest transition omfg
35:22 "Listen listen, theres zombies still gonna end up- we have to work together" 🗣🗣🗣
He said “049s coming” not “still gonna end up”
"From Ivy, out Middle, through our connector!"
Like a speed demon.
I can only dream of doing bhops
admin hes doing it sideways
9:10 was so disrespectful, then just leaving 049 to freeze to death was......
cold.
indeed it was cold
Chilling, even
indeed
It was really the ICING on the cake.
Bro got the 1943 anne frank treatment
I loved "war it is then" at 5:11
"Oops, Did I accidentally a war?"
2:17 da laugh tho💀
(Ngl i would rage quit after being trapped and hearing that)
yanderesim ass laugh 💀💀💀
i had to find a comment about it i thought it was gonna stop bro kept going
Especially after gainsay the existence of dog.
(dog took that personally😂)
props to his skills but his laugh is borderline unbearable 😵
2:16 bro got that joker laugh
These jukes are the sort of plays that make SCPs close SCP:SL for the night out of shame lmao
This kind of content is what I live for. Perfect length, and the girth felt good too.
AYO
these comments are getting old
@@weirdpersonidk6336 aging like a fine wine js like your mom
Yo my dude.
@@MyCommentsAreCorrect 💀💀
10:19
"do you got games on your phone"
The jet set radio in the background killed me.
Imagine a D class with an iPod/earbuds just straight juking scps vibin 😂
Infamous: Lets team up shy and demolish mtf
Shy: *N O*
"We don't HAVE to work together" is such a great yet traditional villain line.
What do painkillers accomplish by killing off pain? Because I doubt that they would regenerate health, if anything I think that they would temporarily hide the health bar and give you the ability to have better immunity to knockback, not healing, but oh well.
0:00 He's not famous, he's InfamousInvictis
The poor janitors that have to sweep all the disconnected feet really love you
putting your video on speaker is the worse mistake ever because your laugh is like 100% volume while everyone else's voice are at 10%
real
Infamous: "I would like to engage in fisticuffs."
SCP-049: "Shut the fuck up."
Infamous: *"War it is, then."*
The SCPs: *"Well damn."*
14:55 I love how that one guy used his painkillers and medkit as soon as you started begging for heals
6:23 “Oh fuck my ankles!”
did a massive spin move on larry at 1:55
I love the guard that heard the micro powering up and started screaming WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN.
1:15 he just give up didt even run after you
4:22 bro knew 049 did not stood no chance 😂
35:23 eating pills over the body of the scientist begging for a truce while saying “nah don’t really need you” goes unfathomably HARD
The Jukin is only half the story, the roasting and trolling tops it off. lol
2:06 "It's NOT dog"
proceeds to get mauled by dog
2:52 bro was out here pulling that one Baki scene 💀💀💀
This guy: Your ankles would make a fine addition for my collection
Nah this dude ain’t just breaking ankles, he’s breaking spirits.
2:18 bro that maniac laugh 💀💀
[AUDIO LOG 1]
[PASSWORD: ********]
...
...
...
[Access Allowed]
...
[File opening. . .]
[AUDIO LOG PLAYING. . .]
SCP-987 - A "Juking Joy" Object Class: Keter
"SCP - 987 - A tends to juke anything that threatens it to show little violence unless given the resources or anything that can kill but it's mostly safe unless given harmful stuff (flashbangs, grenades ETC) still unknown how fast its reflexes are but for now its class is still yet to be truly determined... more information will be updated and given upon further inspection of SCP - 987 -A"
"New information has been gathered... upon further inspection of clips after.. the breach.. it seems as though he will also not only use said harmful resources or stuff.. he will attack not just only anything appears to be threat to him but will attack SCPs.. still yet to be known if it's as if he is an SCP that can be killed or is something else..."
*It sounds as if I'm grabbing something in the background and sounds of a drawer opening and my hand in the drawer moving around looking for something*
"I'll document this in new notes and files.. but for now he will be now be considered keter ill be sure to note this to be sent to the O5... until then.. I'll be more cautious upon studying this SCP... it still confuses me why he is a class D or was working with the Chaos Insurgency... more research may be needed.."
[AUDIO LOG END]
atleast spell grenades correctly 💀
after this you better up grade him to keter!
done@@assnasty4043
@@Seer_Relics omg YESSSSSS!!!!!!
It would be absolutely hilarious if in future juking videos he just renames himself to SCP-987-A and goes around causing havoc.
bro can contain 106 on his own with those jukes
SCP-6969: The Juking God
There is already a 6969
@@somerandomguanscringe response.
@@Quasar-fv8to Of course there is, its the junking god
"I NEED HEALS, I NEED HEALS, I NEED HEALS"
*immediately starts using the heals because they're pre-pubescent kids who'd rather restore their non-existent honor than to play the game*
5:06
*Grabs megaphone*
"Attention blue team, i am on the middle point, and im prepared to engage in fisticuffs galore at your discretion"
Bro should be a cannon lore aspect as the d boi who always escapes security breaches
those laughs definitely come from pure PTSD I can tell lmao 💀
1:54 blud broke my ankles 😭
He absolutely disintegrated them
Made you go “they’re gone reduced to atoms” along with your dignity GOOD GOD!
"I am one guard." Yes the guard. I swear its like watching the 4th survivor every time you escape near death.
10:24 "you got games on your phone" killed me
InfamousInvictis - Breakin’ Ankles Since 1984
The number of times I watched this bloke sacrifice people…. I understand the joy they get from sacrificing me now.
16:23 “you are doing the best anyone has ever done at making me feel terrible at this game”
So that’s bout right
bro, it feels like the SCP is being played by people who have logged into the game for the first time
well he's a sweat with a constant 5 healing items against ppl who play the game for fun...
1:08 *barely survives dodging shots
scientist: hey what's up?
Him: nothing much
When the world needed him most he returned.
ive played this game 4 years now, ive never seen someone BREAK dogs ankles like that holy shit 😅
"Through heaven and Earth, he alone is the juking one"
foams? creased. timbs? cut. doobie? snatched. fade? ran. GOOD LORD.
this guy is too smooth. like you walk by and he just steals yo ankles
I’m actually going mental because of the fact that you have such a banger playlist of songs.
Please give me the name of them.
0:35, thats just disrespectfull, i love that
Had to sacrifice a good-sounding laugh in order to acquire those skills unfortunately
The ankle breaker is not real, He cant hurt you. The ankle breaker:
ankles broke so hard, the doctor had to have ice put on them.
The JSR music while you're grinding on rails and shit is so fitting.
“Hey you’re that guy!”
He is indeed that guy
The man himself is at it once again. Waiting for another one chef
Bro got footage of what the 0-5 administrator does in his free time
1:44 bros ankles do not exist anymore
Breaking News: A man uses 100% of his brain to juke the F out of everybody
He has breached containment and is now, what he calls, "Ballin".
Stay tuned for our next segment "Top 10 sexiest SCPs".
WARNING: D-9341 IS BALLIN TF OUT. SCP-049'S ANKLES HAVE BEEN CONTAINED SUCCESSFULLY.
I love how polite you are while zooming past people
SCP-1337: "Phoon"
SCP-1337 takes the form of a soldier from the online video game Counter Strike: Source. Spawned from a video of a player "bunnyhopping" around the game, SCP-1337 inherits this bunnyhop ability, and can move at speeds upwards of 300 km/h under the right conditions. SCP-1337 is known to infect players of other online multiplayer games when encountering it, blessing the players with inhumane reaction speed and instinct. It's latest target is the player InfamousInvictis, known by his juking and movement in first-person games.
Masterful juke holly! 4:25
Pov your scp first time and you think a lone D class is an easy kill just to have your horrible fate recorded and uploaded on youtube for people to laugh at you
6:12 Fetch me their souls!
6:09 bro i cant with your laugh 💀🤣
Ihave gotten so good at juking by watching yoiur videos. One time someone thought i was you until i failed a juke. Thank you for being a good youtuber!
I didn't think this game looked fun until I saw him do it, I'm inspired and intrigued
The song starting from the clip at 12:47 is called "Let mom sleep" btw.
9:50 THE WICKED WITCH STRIKES AGAIN!
bro is the literal definition of chaos insurgency
When there's enemies near by and somehow the NPC didn't fight any enemies.
They probably juked every enemy along the way while we fought 3 boss battles to get to them.
This is what I imagine.
infamous is the type of guy who will beg to not being killed (trick to run away), yet will kill anyone he can like a bloody machine
You shattered those ankles!!! Good job!! :D
the jsr music really fits the vibe at 12:47 lmao
Bro out here laughing like the green goblin
If i heard that laugh after falling off a ledge my actual self would be falling off a ledge
The fact that the kids were better sports then the adults is wild
A close up image of their bones mortal combat style for each juke plays in my head.
“You really are a shit shot”
Man reminds me of Dante from DMC in the way he just decimates his opponents sometimes without even harming them
Watching this video makes me realize that drugs are indeed the answer
You should make a compilation like this, but it’s only all your worst plays and worst moments in this game lmao. Make us all feel a little bit better about ourselves lol.
Not only are you cracked out of your mind, but you’re also funny as hell and your laugh is great