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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @iMewIRL
    @iMewIRL 5 лет назад +2876

    Teachers: "What about question 'What's you name?' "
    *"OOOOOO WRITE THAT DOWN"*

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 5 лет назад +17

      *_English has left the chat_*

    • @seagull8291
      @seagull8291 5 лет назад +2

      *”OOOOOO WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”*

  • @eirah4072
    @eirah4072 4 года назад +1858

    "Confusion, stress, doubt, failure, money."
    -Charles The French

  • @lollol-vg8dk
    @lollol-vg8dk 3 года назад +4184

    "In life we learn solutions , in school we learn problems"

    • @trustfratedarmy7207
      @trustfratedarmy7207 3 года назад +42

      Lol *underrated*😂

    • @lollol-vg8dk
      @lollol-vg8dk 3 года назад +12

      @@trustfratedarmy7207 you being sarcastic?

    • @trustfratedarmy7207
      @trustfratedarmy7207 3 года назад +16

      @@lollol-vg8dk nope i am not being sarcastic

    • @shuaibahamed2946
      @shuaibahamed2946 3 года назад +14

      Yes,we must know our enemies better so that we can tackle them, just as knowing how our teacher is.

    • @ahbabmuttaki1856
      @ahbabmuttaki1856 3 года назад +4

      Both are helpful in life.

  • @wyndhavocxmy847
    @wyndhavocxmy847 3 года назад +1970

    “Describe the universe in three words”
    Me:
    “Very,very big.”

    • @ktorvifps
      @ktorvifps 3 года назад +143

      *That's what she said*

    • @zaynedagoat
      @zaynedagoat 3 года назад +28

      Actually you wrote 2 words because you put the same word 2 times

    • @robloxcharacter69
      @robloxcharacter69 2 года назад +77

      @@zaynedagoat its three no matter if its the same

    • @ripinkhanna6075
      @ripinkhanna6075 2 года назад +6

      @@zaynedagoat Um, what?

    • @schemeloc211
      @schemeloc211 2 года назад +12

      @@zaynedagoat that doesn't matter lmao

  • @cinzyyo
    @cinzyyo 5 лет назад +15812

    I like the way they both screamed “write that down write that down!!!😂

  • @xvr425
    @xvr425 5 лет назад +15463

    “Confusion, Stress, Doubt... Failure. MONEEYYY!!!”

    • @areeshaasif1953
      @areeshaasif1953 5 лет назад +50

      Shuet Ee Low muhneeeeeeeee

    • @Nafisa_hx
      @Nafisa_hx 5 лет назад +7

      Ha

    • @alpeolpa437
      @alpeolpa437 5 лет назад +20

      But if students fail teachers get less money so oof to them

    • @tanzilhussain3494
      @tanzilhussain3494 5 лет назад +2

      I unliked after i liked

    • @kev996
      @kev996 5 лет назад +3

      I am your 1000th like, if anyone gives a shit

  • @onlyphotoshop9766
    @onlyphotoshop9766 5 лет назад +12989

    Q: Describe the universe in three words:
    A: in three words

  • @S-ora_
    @S-ora_ Год назад +110

    I watched this a few years ago, when I was in high school, and now I'm in college on my way to become a teacher and it still hits😂😂
    Edit: I just noticed the Adam's apple joke😂 I watched it so many times

    • @ரக்ஷித்2007
      @ரக்ஷித்2007 3 месяца назад +2

      Same, I also watched it in middle school half a decade ago and now am in my final year of high school.

  • @ventiussy1167
    @ventiussy1167 3 года назад +3162

    "That's what we need, confusion, stress,doubt"
    So this is why I've been struggling during the exam...

  • @satsukynolife4094
    @satsukynolife4094 5 лет назад +16604

    My 2 worst enemies during an exam are "all of the above" and "none of them"

  • @Finnvanrijn
    @Finnvanrijn 5 лет назад +27406

    The answer to: If Bob has 5 apples and you haven't done your laundry, how long would it take to find my ex?
    For answering this question: If Bob has five apples and you (= I) haven't done your laundry. How long will it take to find my ex? Well first of all my laundry has nothing to do with Bob. So he has no laundry to fold. Second of all Bob has five apples. These apples are no use to the story so we can leave that away as well. And finally, Bob has to find my ex. Taken into consideration multiple Bobs live in my area I can contact one on Facebook. The average reaction time is about 2 hours. So after two hours, I can ask Bob if he wants to go look for my ex. Then if you think about it. Bob is such a common name that one Bob must live near my ex. If he goes by car it will take him about 15 minutes.
    So If Bob has 5 apples and you haven’t done your laundry, how long will it take to find my ex?
    *About 2 hours and 15 minutes*
    Edit: please like this, I put a lot of effort into this :)

    • @sayori3650
      @sayori3650 5 лет назад +628

      Lolol

    • @oliviag790
      @oliviag790 5 лет назад +277

      Finn van Rijn 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @poonamranjan981
      @poonamranjan981 5 лет назад +1161

      Wow! Great logic!! I am very impressed by you...

    • @rifahahmed9523
      @rifahahmed9523 5 лет назад +473

      Aka how I waffle in my exams

    • @mumtaaz7371
      @mumtaaz7371 5 лет назад +761

      Dont ask for likes. It ruins d fun. I liked it in my mind until i saw, pls like..
      I still liked it tho

  • @theanonymous2608
    @theanonymous2608 3 года назад +62

    The best line of the year goes to
    Wait what’s the answer?
    I don’t know we’re just teachers we dont know the answer!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cqmvp3814
    @cqmvp3814 3 года назад +1757

    Describe the universe in 3 words
    "Write that down"

    • @qschucky2111
      @qschucky2111 3 года назад +19

      Ur comment needs more likes 😭😭

    • @asiankid8210
      @asiankid8210 3 года назад +6

      69 let's goooo

    • @orangeman30
      @orangeman30 3 года назад +1

      @@asiankid8210 lets go!!!!

    • @asiankid8210
      @asiankid8210 3 года назад +2

      @@orangeman30 did you like the comment(it's not 69 anymore)

    • @orangeman30
      @orangeman30 3 года назад +2

      @@asiankid8210 ohhh no someone liked it such a boomer

  • @CKGOATLING
    @CKGOATLING 4 года назад +1838

    “Describe the universe in 3 words”
    a universe lol

    • @hellion3107
      @hellion3107 4 года назад +38

      Jäger, what are you doing here? I told you to clean the kitchen. It’s filthy.

    • @redtruth121
      @redtruth121 4 года назад +1

      @@hellion3107 oof

    • @iffathfatima9248
      @iffathfatima9248 4 года назад +2

      Levi Ackerman Wdym?

    • @yaradoom7605
      @yaradoom7605 4 года назад +6

      Oooohhhh WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!

    • @mannyheffley9551
      @mannyheffley9551 4 года назад +2

      @Michael prolly anime shit

  • @shahedabano4942
    @shahedabano4942 4 года назад +3256

    " What comes after 2016
    A. Banana
    B. ?
    C. Answer a
    D .All of the above
    Me : b option ( Question mark ) because you are asking a question
    Edit- Thx For The Likes💜

    • @devodeeds
      @devodeeds 4 года назад +326

      WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THTMAT DOWN! WRITE THATT DOWN!

    • @fionncorry5625
      @fionncorry5625 4 года назад +30

      Holy shit this man is god

    • @Jay-sx8dv
      @Jay-sx8dv 3 года назад +23

      Smart!

    • @anwarsadat7586
      @anwarsadat7586 3 года назад +12

      Ye mai likh lu kahi UPSC ke exam mein naa puch le

    • @shahedabano4942
      @shahedabano4942 3 года назад +6

      @@Jay-sx8dv 😎😎

  • @Sashira_369
    @Sashira_369 3 года назад +168

    This is actually a great test because if they don't know the answers then anything students write can be correct 😎

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 5 лет назад +7991

    *Name:_**______*
    Me: “WTF man that wasn’t even on the damn study guide, what the hell is that supposed to mean”

    • @lush4271
      @lush4271 5 лет назад +192

      Well, this comment needs to shine

    • @DeJay7
      @DeJay7 4 года назад +267

      @@lush4271 WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @moonieq3219
      @moonieq3219 4 года назад +108

      😂😂 yk some teachers be adding questions that we didn’t even learn, pisses me off

    • @absurdigents3720
      @absurdigents3720 4 года назад +26

      I can't tell you how much I'm laughing right now

    • @absurdigents3720
      @absurdigents3720 4 года назад +12

      😃😃😃😃😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣😂😂😂😂😅😭😂😂😂🤣😅😁😁😂😃😁😀😄😄😂😂😁😅😂😁😂

  • @zhiyingtan5052
    @zhiyingtan5052 3 года назад +1333

    "That's what we need! Confusion, Stress, Doubt, Failure, Money."
    Teachers: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @sonukang425
    @sonukang425 4 года назад +753

    “OHHHHHHHHH WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
    -Charles the French 😂

  • @Danny____22
    @Danny____22 Год назад +4

    I remember these in my college days. Damn good times. They got me through a lot of tough shit. I love them forever for that.

  • @towstuff571
    @towstuff571 5 лет назад +4267

    Teacher: Cover your paper he's copying you!!
    Me: Sir let him i don't wanna fail alone

  • @superidol2108
    @superidol2108 4 года назад +1862

    One of the confusing options i have encountered on a test:
    A:1
    B:answer a
    C:answer d
    D:Answer a,b,c

    • @JPL454
      @JPL454 4 года назад +166

      The answer is d) because A=1, B=A=1, C=D and D = A = B =1 [making c) also correct].
      Easier and fast answer: All the answers are correct.

    • @JPL454
      @JPL454 4 года назад +86

      Also easier answer: Go Fuck You

    • @dream2544
      @dream2544 4 года назад +29

      All of the above

    • @Yazanzeid
      @Yazanzeid 4 года назад +34

      @@JPL454 also: calm ur tits😂😂😂

    • @doormatcat
      @doormatcat 4 года назад +13

      Answer C is ducking me up

  • @step1420
    @step1420 4 года назад +4012

    "Describe the universe in 3 words"
    *couple seconds later*
    "Let's go eat"
    Me : Hmmm... Makes sense!

    • @ajkapo4987
      @ajkapo4987 4 года назад +35

      Great describe! If I must describe an universe I put there: FRICKING NIGHT MARE!!!😁

    • @gearkn1ght
      @gearkn1ght 4 года назад +19

      I would put it's really stupid

    • @Paradox-Casper
      @Paradox-Casper 4 года назад +52

      Infinity.
      Endless.
      Majestic.
      🔥

    • @macgraeme3132
      @macgraeme3132 4 года назад +9

      Ajka PO nightmare is one word

    • @airicastarwall1349
      @airicastarwall1349 4 года назад +7

      Answer is fourty-two.

  • @ms.unknown2508
    @ms.unknown2508 3 года назад +61

    "See if u dont understand it,they wont understand it either"
    "thats what we need confusion,stress ,doubt"
    THIS IS VERY TRUE

  • @adudenamedfitzherbert619
    @adudenamedfitzherbert619 3 года назад +6591

    Teacher: actually admits half of what u learn in school is useless
    Students: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”

    • @aleksandarpocanic4659
      @aleksandarpocanic4659 3 года назад +66

      This should have waaaaaaaaaay more likes....

    • @aguywithblondehair3273
      @aguywithblondehair3273 3 года назад +25

      underrated comment

    • @bluefusion3565
      @bluefusion3565 3 года назад +16

      *uno reverse*

    • @S1lent85
      @S1lent85 3 года назад +56

      My teacher actually admitted this and said they just added a hole bunch of crap to math to make it harder than it needs to be

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +19

      Just half? You're learning more in school than the rest of us lmao

  • @asiaiaia
    @asiaiaia 4 года назад +1649

    “No cheating, yeah?”
    *I-I don’t think cheating will help...*

  • @the_weeb_lord1017
    @the_weeb_lord1017 6 лет назад +3850

    How Students take their exam-
    Name _________
    Shit I didn’t study for this!

    • @luciel9768
      @luciel9768 6 лет назад +133

      This is what happens when you study to much

    • @rachellecollin3661
      @rachellecollin3661 6 лет назад +51

      @@luciel9768 exactly! I cant actually study lmao. I can only study the NIGHT before of something or the day of. Usually when i do that i end up getting at least a B or an A. Idk how.

    • @m_music8821
      @m_music8821 6 лет назад +4

      Me

    • @Lena-dq2od
      @Lena-dq2od 6 лет назад +10

      This actually happened in my class lmao

    • @themisanthrope5799
      @themisanthrope5799 6 лет назад +2

      @@rachellecollin3661 same here

  • @joskobelosevic7150
    @joskobelosevic7150 2 года назад +1

    Charles the french: Describe the universe in 3 words.
    Me: Infinitly expanding space.

  • @penguuinn
    @penguuinn 4 года назад +1612

    When the teacher stares at your answer and says to the class:
    *Guys make sure to check your answers*

  • @noorkhan-lo2he
    @noorkhan-lo2he 4 года назад +3593

    "let's do 7 answers that are 'B' in a row"

    • @chantinoire
      @chantinoire 4 года назад +246

      OHHHHH! WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @yaradoom7605
      @yaradoom7605 4 года назад +46

      Oooohhhh WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

    • @yaradoom7605
      @yaradoom7605 4 года назад +4

      By the way idk what that mebas

    • @yaradoom7605
      @yaradoom7605 4 года назад +4

      Means*

    • @griffin8217
      @griffin8217 4 года назад +45

      I think it means that the answer for the next seven questions the answer is "B" now that's a way to be hated by the students.

  • @panainpublic
    @panainpublic 5 лет назад +11923

    How about...
    "What is Obama's last name?"
    "What is Victoria's secret?"
    "Who let the dogs out?"

    • @ad3l
      @ad3l 5 лет назад +750

      Care
      She's gay
      Me

    • @aslamhossain1482
      @aslamhossain1482 5 лет назад +249

      Obama Bin Laden 🤔🤔🤔😛😝😜🤪

    • @UselessStickMan
      @UselessStickMan 5 лет назад +304

      ItsAPandaGirl :P Victoria’s secret is that Obama’s last name is Care, and that he’s the one who let the dogs out.

    • @CorollaryOfDawn
      @CorollaryOfDawn 5 лет назад +458

      1. Barrack
      2. That she let the dogs out
      3. Victoria

    • @hobiflwr
      @hobiflwr 5 лет назад +154

      And: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

  • @PrajwalNayak-so5uv
    @PrajwalNayak-so5uv 2 года назад +2

    Someone : What is your favourite laptop company?
    I :

  • @gerrytavitamativa2142
    @gerrytavitamativa2142 4 года назад +1594

    “Describe the universe in 3 words:
    It has stars

    • @potethoe9028
      @potethoe9028 4 года назад +27

      Underrated comment here! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amcool3052
      @amcool3052 4 года назад +35

      Stars planets galaxies

    • @shahedabano4942
      @shahedabano4942 4 года назад +9

      Or I don't know

    • @mazenxxl
      @mazenxxl 4 года назад +10

      @@kingofnorthdakota Are you high? “It has stars” Is 3 words you dumbass

    • @akhmedbejli8657
      @akhmedbejli8657 4 года назад +4

      There is everything

  • @randomguyonyoutube8844
    @randomguyonyoutube8844 3 года назад +2635

    Me if I was a teacher:
    Rick Astley is never gonna
    A. Give you up
    B. Let you down
    C. Run around and desert you
    D. All of the above

  • @coolkidsgloves
    @coolkidsgloves 4 года назад +22763

    “We are just teachers, we don’t know the answers” 😂

  • @BurgerEater2006
    @BurgerEater2006 2 года назад +3

    When Charles has due payment and breaks his rented apartment:
    "Ohhh Write that down write that down!"

  • @gracedotcom2284
    @gracedotcom2284 5 лет назад +2850

    School- 2+2=4
    Homework- 2+4+2=8
    Exams-If John has 2 apples, his train leaves 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass

    • @kangatube2219
      @kangatube2219 5 лет назад +26

      Lmao 😂

    • @VanesaRampe
      @VanesaRampe 5 лет назад +32

      300 million mass, it depends.

    • @aliai1801
      @aliai1801 5 лет назад +33

      *little do you know John work at night* :))

    • @FrandsenFIFA
      @FrandsenFIFA 5 лет назад +12

      Math be like: John the the pilot flyes 500 miles a hour, and wears a headset meanwhile, how old is John the pilot?

    • @allblue801
      @allblue801 5 лет назад +3

      Yes

  • @Alex-jx4wf
    @Alex-jx4wf 3 года назад +4230

    “No cheating”
    Everyone: how tf do we cheat on this?

  • @luvemmaaa
    @luvemmaaa 4 года назад +1894

    _"Don't _*_cheat_*_ on the test"_
    Me: _How are you supposed to cheat on this kind of test O.O_

    • @raineyisles
      @raineyisles 4 года назад +6

      Imagine and Create same thing I thought :)

    • @Hipedisa
      @Hipedisa 4 года назад +4

      Bruh it's a joke ;-;

    • @joyceloh6374
      @joyceloh6374 4 года назад +1

      Exactly. It's a joke, lol

    • @NuuweiLol
      @NuuweiLol 4 года назад +1

      your gf

    • @sheeplegend1324
      @sheeplegend1324 4 года назад +1

      @@raineyisles ㅤ

  • @Emptycat171
    @Emptycat171 2 года назад +3

    “Hey Leo”
    “DiCaprio?”
    “Da Vinci!”
    HAHAHAHAH This one got me laughing ngl but did anyone else’s heart skip a beat when they thought it was “Valdez”?

  • @ZeroTwo-qu6bj
    @ZeroTwo-qu6bj 3 года назад +1233

    Teacher: don't worry the test isn't that hard.
    The test: if an apple fell on Newton's head, then why did Albert Einstein die?

    • @imhere6246
      @imhere6246 3 года назад +58

      Because he could live no longer.

    • @nygelpereira6540
      @nygelpereira6540 3 года назад +120

      a. Cause the apple created shockwaves while hitting newtong and those things killed him
      b. Einstein couldn't stand the sight of an apple falling on his head
      c. Because it was einstein wearing a newton costume
      d. All of the below

    • @reddaisy1625
      @reddaisy1625 3 года назад

      Ksowowbbrdojwowoevridiwbevdiwnvrosjwvrkd

    • @Thatone-gy7gi
      @Thatone-gy7gi 3 года назад

      @@reddaisy1625 whaaaa?

    • @FlexLogs
      @FlexLogs 3 года назад +27

      @@nygelpereira6540 OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @hamz0011
    @hamz0011 3 года назад +9759

    classwork: 2 + 3
    homework: 7 × 3
    test: bob has 3 apples, he was late to his class by 3 minutes, caculate the mass of the sun

  • @bluefusion3565
    @bluefusion3565 3 года назад +3628

    *Me when paying attention during class*
    Teacher: Bob is eating a sandwich, without a napkin...
    *me when I get distracted for 10 seconds*
    Teacher: Alright, we have now measured the dimensions of quantum physics. Let's move on to pythagoras theorem!

    • @peppermintplays744
      @peppermintplays744 3 года назад +97

      so relatable

    • @peppermintplays744
      @peppermintplays744 3 года назад +157

      When you try to pay attention sometimes you end up zoning out or your focused on paying attention so much that you weren’t loll. This happens to me sometimes during important parts

    • @falldamage2008
      @falldamage2008 3 года назад +106

      What I don't understand is how the heck is quantum physics taught before pythagorus theorem!

    • @bluefusion3565
      @bluefusion3565 3 года назад +14

      @@falldamage2008 hehe

    • @ameliatheprincess3355
      @ameliatheprincess3355 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/r4PjZO1rV9M/видео.html&ab_channel=YaraTheGamerGirl

  • @Raamioh
    @Raamioh 2 года назад +5

    I like how he said what year was I born and then he said how am I suppose to know I just asked the question XD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deeryyyyy707
    @deeryyyyy707 4 года назад +1444

    "NO cheating yea"
    Me: *How are you even supposed to cheat on this test* 😂🤣
    Even if someone cheated-
    They'd get a 0 because.... Let's face it "they'll never find the answer"

    • @lunanighter7289
      @lunanighter7289 4 года назад +18

      Yeah even the teachers can't help

    • @jakayy
      @jakayy 4 года назад

      No shit Sherlock

    • @ddudebro
      @ddudebro 4 года назад +1

      Deer?you like this dude too?
      :o

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 4 года назад

      Im the 666th laik

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 4 года назад

      @@ddudebro :O

  • @slytherinslacker1303
    @slytherinslacker1303 3 года назад +5714

    Every time they say, "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN" I start laughing

  • @Elliyan4
    @Elliyan4 4 года назад +316

    "Describe the universe in 3 words"
    Bunch of galaxies

    • @iisoh830
      @iisoh830 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @anupamamelwani7089
      @anupamamelwani7089 4 года назад +7

      Or maybe ' it is big'😂😂

    • @Lily_pad57
      @Lily_pad57 4 года назад +3

      So many stars

    • @hac2787
      @hac2787 4 года назад +2

      anupama melwani thats what she said

    • @tylerroblox7695
      @tylerroblox7695 4 года назад +2

      Elliyana “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN”

  • @yoole._.2323
    @yoole._.2323 3 года назад +42

    Q: “Describe the Universe in 3 words”
    A: "It's a sentence"

    • @prinsiad.105
      @prinsiad.105 3 года назад

      Bruhh!! How is the word 'Universe' a sentence🤣🤣🤣

    • @yoole._.2323
      @yoole._.2323 3 года назад +2

      @@prinsiad.105 "the universe in 3 words" is the sentence I'm describing hehe

    • @borigo7791
      @borigo7791 3 года назад

      @@yoole._.2323 😂

  • @momisto
    @momisto 4 года назад +902

    Little kids: "The more cameras the better"
    Apple: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @DedeyeRBLX
      @DedeyeRBLX 3 года назад +9

      LOL

    • @jacobkim3690
      @jacobkim3690 3 года назад +3

      *Shit smells bad*
      God: WRITETH YOND DOWN THIS INSTANCE

    • @GamerBoy705_yt
      @GamerBoy705_yt 3 года назад +2

      Bet this is gonna create a fanwar soon

    • @Hi2009u
      @Hi2009u 3 года назад

      Yes...we should really write that down lmao

    • @wisp_fn2044
      @wisp_fn2044 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @b1urcrxptic891
    @b1urcrxptic891 3 года назад +1578

    “Describe the universe in 3 words”
    A couple seconds later
    “Lets go eat”

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 3 года назад +2

      @Mohammad Sarosh LOLOL

    • @beep1070
      @beep1070 3 года назад +14

      Life, suffer, death
      This is accurate I'd pass with flying colors

    • @marywoodward2749
      @marywoodward2749 3 года назад +1

      Lets get food

    • @v8powerbaby469
      @v8powerbaby469 3 года назад +2

      Answer: Big and vast

    • @SiobhanS1868
      @SiobhanS1868 3 года назад +6

      ooooooooohhh, *write that down, write that down!!!*

  • @pigbutblue410
    @pigbutblue410 3 года назад +1090

    “We’re teachers, we don’t know the answer” - Charles the French
    *I started laughing so hard*

  • @evonlim7308
    @evonlim7308 2 года назад +1

    I still can't believe this was 5 years ago! Still a awesome vid!

  • @hatakekakashi1415
    @hatakekakashi1415 3 года назад +4870

    I can describe universe in 3 words ! --- Universe Is Infinite !

    • @AvidAnimeWatcher
      @AvidAnimeWatcher 3 года назад +164

      actually, its described more accurately as "limitless" because its forever expanding

    • @aryasingh6077
      @aryasingh6077 3 года назад +71

      @@AvidAnimeWatcher or maybe it has a end...we dont know

    • @AvidAnimeWatcher
      @AvidAnimeWatcher 3 года назад +41

      @@aryasingh6077 well.... uh.... your actually correct since we see the universe millions of years in the past considering how old the light is, if you understand what i mean, so, the universe is much bigger than we can see

    • @aryasingh6077
      @aryasingh6077 3 года назад +32

      @@AvidAnimeWatcher maybe there a second universe too......many people agree to that

    • @Jack12349
      @Jack12349 3 года назад +6

      Smart

  • @thanospenguin2374
    @thanospenguin2374 5 лет назад +257

    Q1: If a bagel has 7 fingers how much lube is needed to grate a tire?
    A: All the below
    B: The one above and the two below
    C: The two above and the one below
    D: All of the above

  • @superproropplayz2910
    @superproropplayz2910 2 года назад +1

    teacher : this is very important it will come for the exam
    exam : this video

  • @thegachagods9085
    @thegachagods9085 4 года назад +3155

    Another one:
    What is 5+2?
    True or false
    (To y’all wondering the answer is false because what isn’t 5+2)

  • @lingliyang4799
    @lingliyang4799 6 лет назад +2396

    Last year there were questions on my geography exam about the English assistant (in Spain we have English or American English assistants and my geography teacher was always making jokes so he made that exam😅)

    • @owos100
      @owos100 6 лет назад +11

      Lingli Yang That's hilarious XD I'm curious though, why do you need an English assistant? I assumed people in Spain spoke Spanish, and just took English as a second language like we take Spanish/what-have-you in high school. Do you speak both at school?

    • @shaziarafi8272
      @shaziarafi8272 6 лет назад

      BluCat true even I thought that 🤔

    • @camz7541
      @camz7541 6 лет назад +3

      In which city of Spain do you live in? I live in Lleida, Catalonia and I have NEVER had an English assistant in any of my classes

    • @camz7541
      @camz7541 6 лет назад +2

      BluCat I think he/she goes to a private or semi-private school. I live in Spain too and I've never seen an English assistant, and trust me, I've been to a lot of schools haha.

    • @xiphs4465
      @xiphs4465 6 лет назад +3

      BluCat Yup we speak both english on the english class and Spanish on the other classes but i feel more comfortable talking to english people xD

  • @lilianaargale9232
    @lilianaargale9232 6 лет назад +393

    *OHHH WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!*

    • @liza2561
      @liza2561 6 лет назад +6

      why do I see armys everywhere?😝😂

    • @Nnyyff
      @Nnyyff 6 лет назад +5

      Are you kpop fan BTS?

    • @lilianaargale9232
      @lilianaargale9232 6 лет назад +3

      @@Nnyyff yess!❤

    • @liza2561
      @liza2561 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nnyyff yup!

    • @Nnyyff
      @Nnyyff 6 лет назад +3

      Hurray did you saw RM moonchild lyrics it's amazing

  • @AsianAvy
    @AsianAvy 2 года назад +4

    i love how the mac book said “Adam’s” as in adam apple😂

  • @itsjustme4026
    @itsjustme4026 6 лет назад +1411

    I'l get 100+, senseless questions means senseless answers! 🤑
    Write that down huh write that down;-)

  • @Eclipse_-_
    @Eclipse_-_ 3 года назад +3068

    “Describe the Universe in 3 words”
    Me: Uni. Ver. Se.
    Edit: For everyone saying these are just syllables
    Galaxy Planets Stars

  • @honiibearx
    @honiibearx 5 лет назад +1663

    You know
    The depressing thing is
    That this seems so accurate :,)

    • @CutieMicchan
      @CutieMicchan 5 лет назад +18

      The real depressing thing is, if you think this is accurate, you are just stupid

    • @honiibearx
      @honiibearx 5 лет назад +16

      @@CutieMicchan Thanks Fam. Dont need to be told what I already know. Also, never heard of sarcasm? It's a damn JOKE

    • @CutieMicchan
      @CutieMicchan 5 лет назад +3

      @@honiibearx According to Dictionary.com:
      Sarcasm: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

    • @CutieMicchan
      @CutieMicchan 5 лет назад +5

      @Faza Alghiffary the other comment wasn't Sarcasm.

    • @whiteycookiegaming5378
      @whiteycookiegaming5378 5 лет назад

      Until

  • @kpopgirl1992
    @kpopgirl1992 3 года назад +117

    As a teacher, I can confirm this is accurate 🤣🤣🤣

  • @0bada905
    @0bada905 6 лет назад +210

    My teacher once asked about a french word in my english exam

    • @Eason843
      @Eason843 6 лет назад +6

      0bada your teacher is so..........

    • @sandyiligan3628
      @sandyiligan3628 6 лет назад +5

      Was it mise en scène + denouement ( part of five main elements in a plot , so it makes sense I guess idk )

    • @unicorntv2048
      @unicorntv2048 6 лет назад +1

      "Oui"

    • @motherstands4comfort
      @motherstands4comfort 6 лет назад +6

      "Bonjour"

    • @lamsect
      @lamsect 6 лет назад

      Yo traduire un mot de anglais à francais est tellement facile
      Yo traducting an english word ro a french word is so easy

  • @Nevergonnarickrollyou
    @Nevergonnarickrollyou 3 года назад +1366

    The confusing question: Larry had 2 lemons, he woke up in a jungle, how does his toaster taste?
    The teacher: so u multiply lemons by two, and then divide that by the toaster, and then add the number of leaves in the jungle. There u understand now?

    • @jisoolove229
      @jisoolove229 3 года назад +46

      18907

    • @coral_14
      @coral_14 3 года назад +23

      Omg so true!!!

    • @rehenabegum8775
      @rehenabegum8775 3 года назад +39

      Yeah i understand that i have a heart attack

    • @MsHumi
      @MsHumi 3 года назад +9

      WHAT THE FUGGGG

    • @coral_14
      @coral_14 3 года назад +12

      @@re1ive456 I guess you're right. I had a maths test on Monday and Tuesday and if I get bad marks I will be put in lower classes... But I agree with you so much!

  • @goldengoaI
    @goldengoaI 4 года назад +1771

    "describe the universe in 3 words, they will never find the answer"
    Me: It is big.

  • @flower_fairy43
    @flower_fairy43 2 года назад +1

    "If bob has 5 apples, and you havent done your laundry how long will it take to find my ex?"
    Me: give me a F right now

  • @meen_.434
    @meen_.434 4 года назад +336

    Charles famous word
    1.WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWNN"
    2:FAIL THAT FAIL THAT FAIL THAT
    3. YOU RESSSPECT ME
    4.THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT

    • @spieer4743
      @spieer4743 4 года назад +8

      What about "YOU RESPECCCT ME"

    • @Galactum
      @Galactum 4 года назад +10

      3: YOU RESPECCCCT ME.
      4: That's the beauty of it.

    • @grainsofrice615
      @grainsofrice615 4 года назад +3

      what sbout respECKt

    • @DisturbingBarney
      @DisturbingBarney 4 года назад

      @alexa rivera how about thats the beauty of it

    • @DisturbingBarney
      @DisturbingBarney 4 года назад

      @@Galactum yea

  • @DGH1
    @DGH1 5 лет назад +804

    Describe the universe in three words:
    Space.
    Matter.
    Time.

    • @dastronomical4020
      @dastronomical4020 4 года назад +65

      "describe the universe in 3 words"
      Me: No, No, No.

    • @manamritsingh969
      @manamritsingh969 4 года назад +39

      An intellectual I see.

    • @mannyheffley9551
      @mannyheffley9551 4 года назад +21

      More like Space Energy time.
      Energy is more of a fundamental unit than matter.

    • @CraftyAlli
      @CraftyAlli 4 года назад +20

      *OHHHHHHH WRITE.THAT.DOWN WRITE.THAT.DOWN*

    • @alyl.9430
      @alyl.9430 4 года назад +3

      Your channel name fits so perfectly with that fact that you commented this. (No hate, I genuinely think a "try hard" is a good thing to be).

  • @iamangela86
    @iamangela86 6 лет назад +1097

    Exam : If Billy has 6 apples and atmosphere is a thing that exists, how will a plane heal my broken heart if my ex dumped me for an avocado ?

    • @delusionalpaper
      @delusionalpaper 6 лет назад +48

      The plane crashed on Madagascar,and a random stranger is saving you from your ex :v

    • @fantasy_6648
      @fantasy_6648 5 лет назад +15

      Heavenly Dragon no billy eat two apples the atmosphere failed to exist for longer. A plane sliced and somehow repaired the broken heat and the human eaten the avocado and got the ex back

    • @aflowercloud
      @aflowercloud 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @expatiate1
      @expatiate1 5 лет назад +24

      *OHHHHHHH WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE! THAT DOWN!*

    • @VanesaRampe
      @VanesaRampe 5 лет назад +8

      The plane crashed into the ex.
      ???

  • @eli_afton___lolz6374
    @eli_afton___lolz6374 2 года назад +1

    "Describe the universe in three words"
    Idk why, but I actually trying to answer the question- like, "Protons, Neutrons, Electrons?" "Space, rocks, stars?" "Life, War, coffee"
    I went for the third one.

  • @SHIM_EDITZ
    @SHIM_EDITZ 4 года назад +533

    Charles: **roasts teachers**
    Charles's teacher: *sO yOu hAvE cHoSeN dEtEnTiOn*

  • @ninjacowboy953
    @ninjacowboy953 3 года назад +243

    “Wait, this doesn’t relate to the subject”
    Me: does any question does? 😂🤣

  • @XiaoGege
    @XiaoGege 8 лет назад +160

    "Uuuuuaaah! Write that down! Write that down!" xD

  • @Aukree
    @Aukree 2 года назад +3

    The universe in 3 words: a phenomenal creation

  • @someperson3455
    @someperson3455 5 лет назад +721

    School: 2+2=4
    Homework: 2+2+2+2=8
    Exam: Bob has 4 candy's emma died what's her mother's age?

    • @sophiarocks8157
      @sophiarocks8157 4 года назад +55

      Why do I have to be the one who dies

    • @sophiarocks8157
      @sophiarocks8157 4 года назад +42

      My mom's 43. BOOM. Nailed it

    • @someperson3455
      @someperson3455 4 года назад +8

      @@sophiarocks8157 lol wrong answer lol

    • @someperson3455
      @someperson3455 4 года назад +4

      @@sophiarocks8157 I am so sorry (lol) I didn't knew your name (lololololololol)

    • @JG-rq8px
      @JG-rq8px 4 года назад +12

      Well if bob is four and Sophia died and Africa is a fruit the Answer is C-Lollipop

  • @starrbitz1229
    @starrbitz1229 3 года назад +295

    their "write that down, write that down!!" gets me 😂

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 года назад +2105

    this is a certified hood classic

  • @PixelatedTrio
    @PixelatedTrio 7 месяцев назад +2

    It’s crazy how this was 7 years ago.

  • @mcdonald1209
    @mcdonald1209 3 года назад +216

    "Describe the universe in 3 words"
    "A CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK"

  • @stamatisvragas7720
    @stamatisvragas7720 6 лет назад +287

    -my ex
    -wait this doesnt make any sense

    • @HerobrineGaming
      @HerobrineGaming 6 лет назад +4

      Cause he never had a gf so he never broke up with anyone and therefore has no ex OHHHHHH ROASTED xd

  • @tsukishima5097
    @tsukishima5097 3 года назад +214

    I love how ‘Adam’s’ is written on top of the Apple logo.

    • @ameliatheprincess3355
      @ameliatheprincess3355 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/r4PjZO1rV9M/видео.html&ab_channel=YaraTheGamerGirl

    • @viveksankar2190
      @viveksankar2190 3 года назад +9

      I didn't even realize it😂
      So of course
      *WRITE* *THAT* *DOWN!!* *WRITE* *THAT* *DOWN!!* 😂😂😂😂

    • @showtaimu
      @showtaimu 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @theartisticduck8175
      @theartisticduck8175 3 года назад +1

      Adams apple

  • @deku_simp123
    @deku_simp123 2 года назад +1

    I love every part they say "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!! YEEEEE"

  • @cherrygotacoffee
    @cherrygotacoffee 3 года назад +945

    That “ Oooh WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THE DOWNN”
    Is just so iconic lol 😂

  • @arnav428
    @arnav428 4 года назад +683

    Me after reading the jokes in the comment section:
    * Write that down!! Write that down!! *

    • @wxnted0
      @wxnted0 4 года назад +12

      Arnav Nadkarni
      me after reading dis comment:WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE DAT DOWN

    • @smelly_s0ck
      @smelly_s0ck 4 года назад +5

      Alfred Noble
      Me After Reading dis comment:WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE DAT DOWN

    • @saarahali1512
      @saarahali1512 4 года назад +2

      @@smelly_s0ck Me after reading dis comment: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @JeffBob-jq3pp
      @JeffBob-jq3pp 4 года назад +1

      Me after reading YOUR comments: i like cookies 🍪

    • @smelly_s0ck
      @smelly_s0ck 4 года назад

      Jeff1000 Bob
      Me after Reading your comment: cats.........
      Idk why.

  • @Farah-wd4fe
    @Farah-wd4fe 3 года назад +120

    Teachers favourite sentence - *All of the above*
    Students favourite word - *ETC.*
    😂😂

  • @plastic_bottle4078
    @plastic_bottle4078 2 года назад +1

    ‘Describe the universe in 3 words’
    Me: it is big

  • @metalled
    @metalled 3 года назад +653

    "Describe the universe in 3 words"
    Me : "I Am Groot"

    • @DiogoChris
      @DiogoChris 3 года назад +32

      You just destroyed the system.. Hope you're happy 😂😂

    • @cacameleon
      @cacameleon 3 года назад +5

      Why does this have inly 99 likes ifc 99th is me

    • @heuly1532
      @heuly1532 3 года назад +3

      YBIS WAS PERFECT

    • @gorneth8313
      @gorneth8313 3 года назад +2

      oh hell yeah

    • @craigforsyth4588
      @craigforsyth4588 3 года назад +2

      Pretty good vid.

  • @rabisajjad349
    @rabisajjad349 4 года назад +141

    Who is your crush
    Me: your mom
    Teacher: ohh write that down write that down!!!!!

    • @hubie2193
      @hubie2193 3 года назад +1

      Don't know why people still do mom jokes but ok

  • @coolmanshush237
    @coolmanshush237 3 года назад +100

    Question 1: What comes after 2016
    Answer: ?
    Explanation: A question always ends with a ?

  • @joycesmile123
    @joycesmile123 2 года назад +4

    Charles ! I love you 😍
    You always made my day and
    Burst into laughter!!!!
    There was no video of yours that
    Didn't make me and my family laugh .
    You're the best !!!! ❤❤❤
    I always stay tuned of your new videos 📹

  • @omarikoo._6247
    @omarikoo._6247 4 года назад +522

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    The teachers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @gqb.888
    @gqb.888 3 года назад +397

    “Describe The Universe In Three Words”
    Me: The Galaxies Home.

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 3 года назад +2

      More like the galaxies home but ok
      Edit - More like the galactic clusters home but ok

    • @gqb.888
      @gqb.888 2 года назад

      @@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Your edit was 4 words.

    • @dravinverma6334
      @dravinverma6334 2 года назад +1

      the answer is actually 'millions of galaxies '

    • @GoldenIegend786
      @GoldenIegend786 2 года назад

      Me: It is Infinite

  • @brryryn
    @brryryn 8 лет назад +736

    Maybe your next video could be of teachers checking the test papers? I mean, if you want.🤗

    • @foodie_flicks
      @foodie_flicks 8 лет назад +2

      i agree with u

    • @vinkytm2393
      @vinkytm2393 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah! that's a great idea 😀

    • @lennadia4291
      @lennadia4291 8 лет назад +2

      Jayn Leber good idea

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 6 лет назад +3

      Taryn Leber yeah! I agree! Like 'cuz the teachers give weird questions...... we give weird answers too... y'know.....

    • @krisandrapereira2128
      @krisandrapereira2128 6 лет назад +5

      poles apart sisters They already did that video!!

  • @aquismgaming
    @aquismgaming 2 года назад +1

    My exam just finished and THIS video got recommended to me... nice

  • @Epsa_
    @Epsa_ 5 лет назад +327

    “Describe the universe in 3 words”
    it is 42

    • @PeaceOnWords
      @PeaceOnWords 5 лет назад +4

      Vast, selfish, ending

    • @MkChz
      @MkChz 5 лет назад +4

      The answer of everything

    • @alexhjc8
      @alexhjc8 5 лет назад +4

      ah yes, a man of culture

    • @johnkevinraj
      @johnkevinraj 4 года назад +1

      Lol. I love the Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy reference. That was such a great book.

    • @alexhjc8
      @alexhjc8 4 года назад

      @@johnkevinraj oh, its in a book form as well? Ive only seen the TV version of this line.

  • @soup3155
    @soup3155 5 лет назад +363

    Question : Describe the universe in 3 words
    Answer : It is big

  • @choco9217
    @choco9217 4 года назад +399

    "In what year were you born in?"
    *"ₕₒW ₐₘ ᵢ ₛᵤₚₚₒₛₑD ₜₒ ₖₙₒW ᵢ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₐₛₖ ₜₕₑ Qᵤₑₛₜᵢₒₙₛ!!!"*

  • @ゾロ-i1m
    @ゾロ-i1m 2 года назад +1

    "in what year was i born?"
    Me: What did ur parents not tell you?

  • @iliekpies_andme
    @iliekpies_andme 4 года назад +272

    Describe the universe in three words: "it's kinda big"
    Still wondering if I get A+

    • @drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls
      @drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls 3 года назад +7

      Answer
      Big
      Green and blue
      Beautiful

    • @fairyfellermasterstroke
      @fairyfellermasterstroke 3 года назад +13

      1. It
      2. is
      3. kind
      4. of
      5. big
      Sorry, your answer is correct, but you didn't understand the instructions - I should give you a D, but I'm giving you a C - only this one time!!!
      Solve the exercises more carefully next time.

    • @drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls
      @drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls 3 года назад +1

      @@fairyfellermasterstroke what do you mean

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 3 года назад

      That's what she said

    • @iliekpies_andme
      @iliekpies_andme 3 года назад

      @@Elliyan4 why