Catholic Unintentional ASMR PART 2 👼 MORE Relaxing Religious Shopping TV (Compilation)
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
- Original Channel: EWTN
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This feels like an SNL sketch and I love it
All I am seeing now is Kate McKinnon.
@@alandrahartmann6437 lol right !!!!???
I heard her cover up a chuckle a few times
Its like that sketch "what even matters anymore"
Lmao
This is basically, “just dropped some new merch,” religious style
But the drop never ends...
Jesus is king merch
We Catholics got the drip
It’s literally selling like a god church
The holy water key chain is so perfect for those spontaneous exorsisms you may have to perform while out and about. You can never be to careful after all!
That took me over the edge 🤣
Out and about 😂
To exorcise your local lgbt
Pray and spray 😂
Hey I have a genuine question, why are people laughing? This comment looks funny but I’m not sure why people are laughing. What did you mean by this?
"We have some pretty exciting saints on the calender this week" I am SOLD
😂
her voice: soothing
her sales pitch: absurd
love it
real talk though, as a neurodivergent lgbt person i find religious consumerism like this to be very sinister. these images are so often used to quash minorities and other oppressed groups with strawman non-arguments, and here they are being sold as kitschy household ornaments. it makes them feel weirdly meaningless? like, buy your messiah for 8.99. you can avoid hell if you just give us your money and get a bunch of God Merch!!! and don't forget, you're being watched always!!
it's 3am and i'm feeling conflicted about this lol
holy SHIT i hadn't even gotten to the fucking stars and stripes pro life cross this is so eerie holy shit. separation of church and state who???????
@@gojibbqI hope down the road you will find peace. Forgive your father, nothing will be aligned if you don’t. God loves you
@@agentk8184 god smells
@@gojibbq May God forgive you for your sacrilegious language! And if you hate this so much, why are you watching it?
These are my favorite! I can’t wait to learn more about Our Lady’s wardrobe in her heavenly mansion. I hope she had a walk in closet.
I love some good sarcasm.
I want to know what that book says now!
💀💀💀
@@the_lily_rose It's about the different apparitions of Mary throught history and cultures.
@@Sarahnotsayruh
Now that IS interesting. Thanks.
I’m constantly torn between being fascinated by her soothing voice and wanting to shriek with laughter
Agreed, it’s too funny to be relaxing. The dogma clothing nearly killed me
@@dansplans86 rofl what does that even mean? Not sure if the "iced blue cap" or that holy water font for "my prayer space" is sillier.
@@caroled3943 I’m a recovering Catholic so I know that a dogma is an opinion that requires no evidence but is still taken very seriously. I’ve never heard of it living loudly but the cap can literally be translated to say “I’m full of loud, baseless opinions” which just cracks me up. Give them points for honesty at least!
@@dansplans86 lolololol@ recovering catholic. Well arent you a bold and brazen article?
Pretty sure she is too.
Her Latin pronunciation was on point, I'm actually impressed
Choirs certainly helped. But if home girl really is THAT devout, I bet she has the latin copy of the bible somewhere in her house.
i mean she can't pronounce english words so she's got to have at least one language down
I was very surprised that she actually pronounced the Us like Us. Also I think I heard a tapped R!
I do confirm on that....Ciao from Italy
Catholics do not speak Latin. They just have a few phrases memorized. I have tried talking to them in Latin and they never can respond.
suddenly i am 7 years old in 2003, i had woken up in the middle of the night and i am supper uncomfortable. i turn the tv on and this on, i can relax when i close my eyes.
Man, I’m not remotely religious, but I honestly really wish I was. I’d love to be able to take this much comfort in random little nicknacks that I can keep on my person.
@@countryboyred It’s not the decorations I want lol, it’s the spiritual comfort she takes in them.
Same🥺
I can relate. Must be nice to have a sense of stability and meaning in an everchanging and technically-meaningless world too
you can accept Jesus and feel this way all the time. There was a reason you found this! He loves you and I do too, Remember the resurrection is a proven historic documented event that's never been proven wrong. Wish you all the best!
@@jerseygirlASMRthats a nice thought on your part, I know you mean very well. Everyone is different and thinks differently though 😊 we all have different belief systems and morals that are shaped by our environment. I am also someone who is not religious, I’ve given it thought but it’s just not for me. If I don’t genuinely believe in something in not going to pretend to but I don’t discredit what anyone else believes. It sounds like the commenter is the same way, they just like the idea of finding comfort in it but religion isn’t something suited for them. It’s a beautiful thing that we are all so different, I know it can be hard to accept that others don’t think or feel the same way as you do though.. I’m sure we all struggle with that in some way
Finally! A way to carry around holy water without having to get my hands wet 🙏
The bottle is also waterproof (ironically). That's what the rubber ring is for on the lid. We used to have an almost identical "holder" on our dogs collar with our info in it when I was a kid 🤣
You know Simon Belmont has a holy water keychain.
🤣🤣
@@noahxcuse that’s an interesting story…
Oh my, aren't you the clever one.
Praise the Saints:) For everyone wondering: Yes I'm still alive, just too much work at dayjob (and playing Elden Ring)- sorry. I plan to make more videos again soon. Thanks for your patience*
Thanks for letting us rest at this site of grace nonetheless!
God bless you
I hope you're having better luck in Elden Ring than I am. I had no idea what I was getting into and am STRUGGLING.
Glad you're not dead, can't wait to see what you post next!
No need to apologise. Live your life, be happy.
I actually lost it when you wrote “thanks I’m cured” when she said that quote about anxiety 😂🤣
SAME 😂😂😂
Do you have the timestamp if you don't mind?
@@i_kill_cereal 19:21
Hahahahaha
I dont like that sometimes hes kind of disrespectful towards qhat these ppl say, I know its a business but come onnnn
"Yeah yeah, how much for that paintin where that sheep is tryin to eat that baby?"
This made me giggle outloud
😂 😂 😂 that’s hilarious!!! 😂 😂 😂 thank you for the laugh 👏
😂😂😂😂 *snorts*
Not funny
fuckin howlin 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not religious at all but I find all of this very fascinating. Her voice and inflection is so soothing!
As a cultural Catholic I actually really love this video and this woman's voice--She has the same ethos as a lot of my family members in terms of how calm she is when she talks about her faith. I no longer practice Catholicism in the way that I used to but I still find this comforting so thank you.
Okay I just got to the part with the Election Day Rosary... This is part of the reason I'm not as Catholic as I used to be lmao. The performative patriotism is just ridiculous
@@TheForeignersNetwork yeah its odd, but i think it shows they know their audience probably (except for all of us)
Just completely oblivious to reality.
I actually envy people with this affliction of latent schizophrenia
@@thebeasters what are you talking about
@@thebeasters What kind of A-hole are you?
The jewelry that can remind us of Mother Angelica is so coquette 🫶🏻
Emily has no clue of what a legend she has become? Brilliant!!
My family is Catholic and this reminds me of the kind of Knick knacks that my Grandma would collect in her house. Thanks for uploading this, it has a cozy feel to it!
Can one or more of the great ASMRtists make a version of this but with magical/religious items from Dungeons and Dragons? I need a home shopping network prompt but with DnD items!
that's actually a brilliant idea
@@Eisenwulf666thank you 😊
I love the clouds out the windows like this was broadcasting live from Heaven
Not gonna lie, I ain't christian but I do like that tablet cover with the icons on it
It's pretty fancy.
Me neither, but it's kinda nice
I was thinking the same!!
Yeah, I liked it too! Will they still have stock?
Ye it cute and fancyyy
She's so sweet. L&D nurses can baptize in cases of imminent death, for those wondering why the holy water keychain.
Any person can do it in an emergency, even a non Catholic actually. Anyone with the "requisite intention."
@@littleboots9800 Right. I was just giving an example of a type of person who might want the keychain (labor and delivery nurse.)
@@thatwifeofhis7815Yes, a good example of a likely scenario. My niece was a preemie baptised at the hospital. There was a priest on hand luckily, a great comfort to her mother who's a Catholic.
Man, that holy water bottle keychain would be great to have. Never know when a vampire or demon is gonna jump out and get you.
agree!
It's no accident that you never see Catholic vampires.
NGL that holy water keychain thing is hilarious and I kind of want it.
@Kody Pendleton I like the way you think
Everybody laughing until you're face to face with a vampire and have no holy water safely stored in your handy dandy keychain 🤷 🤷
Nothing in UK Catholic culture to match this! You may laugh, but when the fever takes you, you can end up with draws full of this stuff! And no-one binds a book like the Catholics.
@@paulnortham 😂
You can put your weed in it.
she's so good at her job tbh love her
As a fan of ASMR, I can vouch for Emily's ability to instill peace and ease one's way to dreamland.
As a devout catholic I must say that I loved every second of this video! ❤. Thank you for sharing.
I hate that you introduced me to these EWTN videos. Now every Monday when they post new videos I have to listen. Emily Lasusa is currently on break and I miss her 😭.
your comment made me realize they have a youtube channel. wow lol. i’m looking thru it now because i’m so curiius
Doooood now I’m going to have to check out that channel
@@AlexisTwoLastNamesI was almost sure this was a sketch before I saw the channel holy shit
watching this as a muslim on ramadan surely is an experience LOL it was very relaxing tho!
Warning, You are committing blasphemy....
JK
watching it as a jew during passover here lmao. ramadan mubarak!
@@afreshloafofgarlicbread6307 happy passover to you as well!
Happy EasterPassoverRamadan to everyone.
No one cares haha!
Ohhhhhh my god I'm so happy there's more of this, I'm completely obsessed with your first video of her. 10/10 for weirdness and 10/10 for asmr
Why do you find this weird, and if it's so weird, why are you watching it?
@@stephanie4949it’s weird for the same reason reiki videos and esoteric healing videos are weird. They can still give great asmr
@@pezfam I'm guessing that if you don't believe in anything supernatural, you might find it weird. But please don't equate it with Reiki videos and such. Reiki relies on so-called "spirit guides" that have nothing to do with God, holy angels, or heaven. In other words, they are demonic spirits. The EWTN Catalog sells items that are "holy reminders" of heavenly things: God, the holy angels and saints, and the only faith community founded by Christ Himself.
@@stephanie4949 why would someone that doesn’t accept the supernatural as true accept the special pleading of your specific dogmatic position?
And while historians do largely agree that an apocalyptic preacher name Yeshua existed in Judea at that time, they do not accept any supernatural claims. And it could pretty easily be argued that Christianity wasn’t founded by Jesus, but was founded by Paul, who used some early stories of Jesus as the foundation of HIS new religion.
@@stephanie4949 fuck god
Her voice is so comforting
As a devout Catholic I love these!
Will I go to hell if I'm not a Catholic?
@@maxgregorycompositions6216 I mean I don’t think you will, so long as you’re a good person
@@maxgregorycompositions6216 but idk because I’m Jewish
Max Gregory Compositions no one knows what happens after life. good luck though
Christianity: Roman oppressors edition
Ngl the stuff she's selling is pretty beautiful for the most part
I used to watch Mother Angelica leading the Rosary at like 3 in the morning when I couldn't sleep. I had no idea I was missing out on miss Emily.
When I was a very little girl, I visited my great grandmother who lived in a room in my grandparents house. Her room was chockablock full of Catholic regalia. Statues. Rosaries. Artwork. A holy water fount. Prayer cards. I was utterly fascinated with her. She was the oldest person I knew, she was in her nineties. I was fascinated with all her stuff. I loved her showing me these things. I loved hearing her stories. She had more rosaries than anyone I’ve ever known. Some made of wood, crystal, pearls, you name it. Each had its own storage box. But I don’t think that anything she had anything made by widows of Colombian drug wars.
Her being able to share her items with you and tell her stories SURELY was a highlight of her life. What beautiful memories.
See i dont get wht catholics have so many idols. Putting your faith into statues and holy water and rosaries etc for protectiom is super blasphemous. Our only needed protection is the Holy Spirit of God through Christ.
Catholic stuff is totally gorgeous though, i just dont get the obvious contradictions of catholics believing faith plus works, then openly commiting idolatry.
@@alanamoogk348 It's not idolatry, they don't worship the statues. The items don't have any power, they're just powerful reminders of God, the angels, etc.
@@lolboy546 how do you explain Holy water then? Especially used in religious rituals /exorcism if they don't believe it has power? I understand what you mean about the statues and whatnot as reminders, same like wearing a cross around your neck.
@Alana: this is one part of the internet I never imagined I would bump into you 🤣🤣
Salutations
Im not catholic but I love that tapestry book bag, would definitely use that.
Babe wake up, new religious merch just dropped
I really loved the first part from this series and found the video along with your commentary quite fascinating. Thanks for another hidden gem ❤
“Sweet Jesus’ Baby Arms!” is my new favorite expression.
Can't you just hear it flowing from your lips when you stub your toe?
I came here for her soothing voice but the comments are just comedic gold. 😂😂
Same 😂
You find making fun of one's religion funny?
the fake sky backdrop kills me. heavenly
im so soothed by this . like wow im living the life all my highschool bullies currently have
Blessed are those who sling merch shamelessly.
Oh, so religious people aren't allowed to sell anything, only secular people? Talk about bigotry and double standards! EWTN is a nonprofit; it depends on donations and selling items in its online catalogue to fund its operations.
@@stephanie4949 Ok, Stephanie.
She's super cute and wholesome.
Me whipping out the holy water keychain in the club so I can ✨bless✨ my cranberry juice 👁️👄👁️
REMEMBERING MOTHER ANGELICA 🙏
Thank you for your work!
your compilations are always great to help forget a little about worries. I really needed it today
It's all so beautiful. It makes me miss someone special. Ty for sharing. 🪶
As a jeweler, I admire the craftsmanship
If my Grandma listened to ASMR, this would be her jam.
In all seriousness, I really enjoy this and would totally rock that tapestry resurrection tablet/bible case.
YESS!!! I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT UPLOAD MORE OF THESES!
I’m so excited for this-I listen to the first one all the time. Edit: I think her voice got softer!
I really like this. I know you have posted her before but I never really paid attention until now. It's like she knows exactly what she's doing to us!
I’m a Catholic and this is relaxing… but also I want some of these things! 🥺
Saaaame
Me too! @@raydragerns3657
Unbelievable. I’ve never seen shopping channel ASMR and I’ve been watching for over a decade now. I’m happy this was recommended to me, it’s well done.
I think this is an actual shopping channel video! but QVC style asmr does exist :)
My mom used to buy us so many Catholic gifts as kids 😅 she also listened to EWTN.
She gave us lots of medals, rosaries, holy cards, shirts, saint story CDs, saint statues… this list goes on.
Wholesome
As a Catholic I feel guilty! as I haven't purchased anything although the tapestry resurrection multi case looks fantastic
Fear is the mind killer
@SeaWitch99 yes I must admit we Catholics do like to wear jewellery that reminds us of Roman torture techniques. Crown of thrones ring crucifixes horrendous implements
Jesus would not probably not approve of this merchandise, he was angry at business being conducted on temple grounds - what would he think of for profit material like this?
Yes, cold hard capitalism. Truly the way of God.
It’s just selling decorations and icons and such. Selling things have been a concept since human intelligence.
Why don’t you ask the megachurches to elaborate on that topic!
Selling stuff made by mostly nuns to hold their monasteries and their TV channel... Cold hard capitalism, sure Che Guevara...
This is how they fund a lot of their programming bc they don't have regular commercials. Lol no one is getting rich working at EWTN.
@@Jamillah666 Jesus didn’t write a whole book nor did he advocate for any political/economic ideologies. He came to earth to die for our sins.
She has a lovely voice❤ so soothing!!😊
It’s amazing: the shop TV channels look equal in every country. Same background, same colors and same design.
I'm SO relieved I know the exact measurements from hook to cross...phew!
Just wanted some unintentional asmr but started raising an eyebrow once I realized several of these items are laying around my parents house, particularly the statues. I always wondered where they got those from, lol.
My mom ain’t even Catholic and she has some of these items 😂
The zoom in on the angel during the intro made me howl with laughter.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So much better than a snack-size ziplock bag.
Which part? The one of Saint Michael statue? lol
Appreciate you, Emily ❤️
I have to laugh at the shirt being 50% polyester and 50% cotton. Doesn’t it say somewhere in the Bible you can’t wear mixed fabric? 😂 a very relaxing video otherwise!
@Reagan yeah, in Catholic Church people follow mainly the New Testament as a religious text, the old one is mostly treated as a historical/symbolic text (fun fact, they are not creationists for example).
We don't care about the Old Testament anymore
@@riseuplight which is wild because they have the better stories!
@Scooby Doo aren't these rules supposed to be timeless? What is so divine about a religion if humans are allowed to alter it however they like? Lol
They pick and choose. The New Testament doesn't provide ANY direction on what to follow in regards to homosexuality, but they will quote Old Testament verses up and down damning it. The Bible also teaches us to not cling to material possessions, but here we are making statues and fancy jewelry in "honor" of Christ 😂 I admit this is insanely relaxing though!
I love these channels. I also like the jazzy scrapbooking/craft shows from the 90's. It feels cozy and time slows down a bit. Good for dozing and feeling safe.
I used to put this kind of program on tv when I wanted to sleep. It works
Nowadays I listen to tarot readings on RUclips to sleep, it works as well
this reminds me so much of my medieval art history class, this is exactly how my professor would describe the pieces. they loved fonts and diptychs!
I lost it at tablet OR Bible case 😂
I went back through my watch and found this gem. Abostluey loves this; reminds me of waking up in the middle of the night to these types of shows running in the background.
SO RELAXING! May God bless and be with you always
This is so relaxing
My favorite part was "There is something so irresistible about a child."
They're too innocent to even realize how that sounds to more "worldly" ears, bless them!
Right? Paging Dr. Freud...
STOP 💀
That's what a priest say's.
@Sanctus Paulus 1962 you mean unoriginal?
She is BASED! I love the icons and tapestries.
I didn’t know I needed this! ❤
It was the statue hand painted by Columbian drug widows that did me in. lol
Women who lost their husbands to violence now being able to make a living and support their families by using their talent to produce beautiful religious art. Yup, just hilarious. NOT.
I love EWTN, Im not a religious person but the network is so soothing. When I'm down south at the beach I leave my TV on there channel all day.
why is this so hilarious and entertaining! i’m home sick and this is my nap soundtrack, i doze off giggling
Why is it so hilarious?
@stephanie4949 the world becoming overtly atheistic finds religious things alienating at times
@@stephanie4949 because this is very materialistic. Also, buying images of religious figures encourages idol worship. Just proves that Christianity is not the true faith.
@@Ri57490oh my Lord if you’re going to deny people their faith then why be here in the first place
Anyone ever been to Lourdes? The village is a monument to tat. Its like a whole town of theme park style gift shops for Catholics. As well as the obvious rosaries and crucifixes, miraculous medals etc there are Fridge magnets, book markers, oven mitts, teatowels, baseball caps, cigarette lighters (?!!), ashtrays (I'm serious,) and all manner of garishly coloured statuettes and pictures. If they can print a picture of Mary or a Saint on it, they'll sell it!
I don't mean to be offensive btw, the actual Grotto and springs is in a stunning area and its open 365 days a year and without exception everyone we met (and they came from every country you could think of,) were very kind.
I'm a prod but being so close had to go. I wanted to take home some holy water for a freinds mum too. Worth a visit even for non Catholics.
Unreal how a voice can do this, Mother Angelica and Bob Ross r the G.O.A.Ts
The "Thanks I'm cured" at around 19:40 made me laugh out loud 😃
I wish all the shop channels was this relaxing ❤😊
Blessed is the man who calls this wonderful woman his wife.
this just makes me feel so safe. i definitely would have run into this woman in church as a kid and she would have blessed me❤
I LOST MY SHIT at the American Flag cross on that one rosary. Absolute insanity.
they never have the "noah`s ark 2 gay lions" figures. dammit!
I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING NOW also Blessed Easter, my brothers and sisters.
"Now that she's in heaven she has an enormous mansion and a lot of clothes" 😂😂😂 I swear, I'm not religious but religions do have some great stories.
I find it hard to believe this isn't 100% satire. I'm laughing my ass off that this is a serious thing 🤣
I know right? The picture of white Jesus with curly blond hair had me laughing
The DOGMA lives LOUDLY within me. So aggressive.
@@jamiemarie4894 Jesus is inside me. I yell his name loudly.
@@StealthySpace7 he never existed so who the f cares what they make it look like
People are insane. Still talking to their food at dinner
These infomercials always were soothing to listen to when I got headaches as a kid ❤
That sheep picture is terrifying
The fact this cult is so influential after 2000 years is terrifying.
Terrifying to the wicked maybe
@@Mac-st8fd What is terrifying is the brain-washing.
And please, "The wicked' Ooo! So exaggerated. No one who isn't indoctrinated in your religion is "terrified" of your made up god character or his magic powers. That's more of a you problem.
@@TGQwerty Go back to Reddit, cringelord.
@@matthewm5581 Oh sir, I'm wounded by your words. Surely no one has said exactly what you said to anyone else. Also what you wrote completely justifies that we should ALL believe in Catholic rhetoric. You should get a Nobel Prize!!
It’s the never breaking eye contact for me
oh I love these thank you. I grew up in Catholic school and then went *hard* being an atheist in high school, being a rebel, like you do. I'm glad Reddit wasn't a thing yet or I might have fallen into r/atheism and never escaped.
There's something special about these clips- the obviously relaxing voice combined with the absolutely wild extreme Christianity I grew up with. Almost comforting, in a very strange and not-actually-comforting way.
(And just so I'm abundantly clear: Yes I chilled out and moved away from declaring myself a capital A Atheist. I think religion has a place in some people's lives and if it brings you meaning or peace or joy then I support you 1000%. If it tells you (or if you use it) to hate and hurt and exclude, you have none of my support. Obviously.)
Jesus christ is king
@@Mac-st8fd Ok
I 100% agree I’m a teacher in the UK and I’ve seen first hand how religion can help people but unfortunately I’ve seen more of how the destroy lives and drive young people to suicide. There is a very dark side to every religion unfortunately and it’s the side people don’t talk about.
I’m sure if they did more people would look on religions differently.
@@QualityJeverage godbless you sir
@@ryanhelton1865 How do you define "the dark side"?
Wow some of these items are so nice I love the holy water font.
This is really clever and inspiring!
Not religious but this is so soothing and relaxing we should thank her for these tingles tbh 😂
I mean no hate by saying this, I’m genuinely just confused but why do ppl keep saying “not religious” before they say what they wanna say???😭
The rojhary is back!
Every time she says it I’m like… Rooozhury
😂
this comment wins the internet
@@joemarsden68 that’s all I’ve ever wanted
god tier asmr ;-) thanks for the upload!
Yessssss the first one you put it out is one of my favorite ASMR videos period