Poland.exe
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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▪Countryballs animated - meme remake video about interwar history of Poland in countryballs. Original meme was made by Deepvoid on his channel.
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Is you make custom flag?
are you polish?
He is Polish
łęrzóążczsz
Wiem że pewnie nikt nie zrozumie ale bardzo faja animacja :D
Poland getting partitioned speed run
Yeah...
Ur sus
soviet expanding territory speed run
sus
Bruv i see you everywhere
*Poland speedruns his history over again*
Her :)
@@PlanktonIsGaming what? No
@@PlanktonIsGaming In doubt, choose girl :) also in my native language wich is portugese it is a feminine name it is said Polônia, but idk if it is masculine or feminine in polish
@@Lati22 foda em
@@Lati22 in polish its polska wich is ya guessed it is a female verion but we dont call poland female in here
Poland:*Is under attack and calls for help*
Allies: *"Understandable, have a nice day"*
@F9xy [TAF] wdym im also polish and im not offended by this comment
Poland annexed part of ChekoSlovakia territory.
So nobody helped Poland
@@toha1729 but nobody helped ChekoSlovakia too
@@toha1729 What?!? It was Czechoslovakia who attacked Poland! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Czechoslovak_War
Polish leadears at the time were morons and and they didn't understand global politics, they thought they were one of great powers but Poland was very weak. Our president even got closer with Germany and France and UK weren't sure about alliance with Poland. The truth is that Moscicki, Smigl-Rydz and one guy that i forgot the name were dipshits and fuck this up. Also if you are from Poland, there is a brilliant video about it: ruclips.net/video/n7Q2A09vrdg/видео.html&ab_channel=ciekawehistorie
Poland: Has allies that refuse to help, was erased from map once, attacked by stronger countries.
Also Poland: *D E T E R M I N A T I O N*
erased 2 times one officialy second for 11 years unofficially
Poland is about to fail the pacifist route
and that too TWO strong countries at the same time
I don't know how us Poles (yes, that's the name for Polish citizens, believe it or not) still exist
@@ilikecatsandtos2 sheer fucking spite, my man
Poland *minding its own busines*
Germany, Russia and Austria: and i took that personally
And i took that-
Хаха, брат помислих че аз съм написал този коментар, а не си спомням да съм гледал това видео! 😂😂😂
Wth look brothers
There were three partitions and this video is about third not first
Всички се объркваме нали и видеото е забавно
Poland: *exists*.
Neighboring countries: It's free real estate.
Ukraine: Yeah-yeah...
You greast tw**
If you are talking about 1772-1918 then yes
Lithuania: walks out of room
@@Selmarya wdym
Poland: *breath*
Germany and russia: *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
USSR: asks Poland to let his troops pass to help Czechoslovakia
Poland: refuses and bites off a piece of Czechoslovakia herself.
USSR: offers Poland military assistance in the face of potential aggression.
Poland: "We will enter Berlin ourselves in two weeks."
😐
Churchill: "It's all over with the Hyena of Europe."
thats not illegal
@@LeningradetZ Poland was not that stupid to let communists in. No one wanted 1920 again. And that part of Czechoslovakia was Polish but Czechs took it in under threat of war declaration by them while Poland defended Europe from communism. Putin likes to spread propaganda that Poland cooperated with Hitler against his "great" country.
@@vertox78 funny, USA thrown the money at Osama Bin Laden because he "fought communism" too.
@@anastasiagileva8711 Funny, when you're one of 90% neorussians brainwashed from communism u might not understand. Even worse, you can defend it :o
Te Amo Polonia Gracias Por Crear A Los Countryballs 🇲🇽❤️🇵🇱
no se a que te refieras pero el no creo a los Countryballs
Poland: "exists". Neighboring countries: Does anyone want a piece of cake?
Yes
GRAB THE GUNS MATE
@@Germany-wg7px shet
@@Germany-wg7px *o nie-*
@@Germany-wg7px fun fact: you're weak
0:03 poland being ez clay
0:06 poland simping to jozef pilsudski
0:15 independence yeeeee
0:17 poland speedrunning his history
0:20 *BEAT THE BOLSHEVIKS*
0:23 inflation go brrr
0:26 wladyslaw grabski doesn't know wat to do
0:31 grabski's brain cells multiply
0:34 let's change this to zloty bois
0:36 stanislaw wojciechowski and pilsudski fight bc COUP
0:40 let's build some ports in gdynia yo
0:45 hitler goes megalomaniac
0:47 yo poland watch out or you'll be called polen for the rest of ww2
0:50 the impostors wanted to go for a double kill, but poland was the only person at electrical
Underrated Comment, have a good day
Nice 👍 Lol
Best explenation ever
A gdzie budowa portu w Gdyni
@@witam5801 Nie ma niestety...
0:00 A file known as 'Poland.exe' has been created on This PC.
0:02 A virus has been detected in the file 'Poland.exe'. The Anti-virus has been launched.
0:15 The Anti-virus was successful.
0:46 A possible virus is detected in the file 'Poland.exe'.
0:55 'Poland.exe' has stopped working.
Nie
I love poland. Love from Czechia your brother
0:50 I do the last mission while playing amongus
Killers:
Amogus
Amogus
Amog
Amogus
Amog
As a polish dude, i can confirm this is 100% true. Yep. its definently true.
si mislil da bo šlo za parodijo?
Poland can't go into space lol
@@zelenomap oh, screw you then ._.
@@zelenomap actualy, poland was in space. The polish astronaut went into space in 1976 year and he was on Soyuz-30
@@e-xmile1044 oh
Jestem z Polski i dumny ze swojej historii!☺️
+1
ale z ludzi z 2022 nikt nie bedzie dumny
@@julciaaa_uwu7782 Nie? Czemu niby?
Какой истории? Быть вечным нашей колонии?)
@@bitopl4919 потому что беженцев вы угнетаете
Polska jest zajebista a jej historia jest bardzo ciekawa
poland says yez
No mega zarobista 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 nasza polska
Racja
Rel
Prawie
0:44 i love how the music fits so well when germany turt into nzai germany
same
@Kakak Satrio wow sherlock, none of us noticed that, and we definetly give a shit about a typo, and it WAS DEFINETLY AN INTENTIONAL ERROR
oh look, world war is going on again
@@therealalaskancriminal THAT'S DINT AGE WELL
Nazi* or third Reich
As a Polish person i can say that this is a true Poland moment
Don't lie to me and tell me you haven't watched this more than once.
no matter how often Poland is captured and mocked, this is a strong state with love from Russia
Hi, I'm also from Russia
It must be completely annihilated from the surface of the Earth with fire and magnets
@@nathanhiggers4606 ??
@@panv3308 just kidding
@@nathanhiggers4606 one man From grusia sayed Something similar
0:08
There's just something about happily bouncing Poland that fills me with joy :)
terz
Seeing how happy poland is fills you with determination
@@kv-2537 Undertale
@@ciastkod8502 yes
@Pet republic 「Gambi and GamingBoyV2 」 wut
Imagine if you history teacher gave you this video and asked you to explain what all of this means 🤣
If you are pole it's ez
. . .
its ez to explain just need to think what he is trying to say in these pictures
Poland suffered the same issues through it's history as we did in Hungary.
A friend in need is a friend indeed, greetings from Hungary.
Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki🤜🤛
🇵🇱 ❤️ 🇭🇺
@@meridaskywalker7816 Dokładnie 😁
@@reglan_dev?
the thumbnail is Poland when every countryball youtubers threat him as the main antagonist
Poland be like: “WYSTARCZY KURWA”
I thought you were a Pole xD
blyat
B
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A
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@@craftah Kurwa
@@Selmarya jebote
0:55 a cholera znowu się zaczyna
Ah gavno, tutaj my idziemy znowu
@Alice Euceda It's polish language, American mate
@Alice Euceda yup polish i though you americanscan can speak and understand polish
@Alice Euceda Привет
Kozacka, animacja! Posatrałeś sie widać.
Cały tydzień roboty ń 😶
@@PolishTortoise stary twój kanał sie odbudowywuje jest dużo wyświetleń jak na jeden dzień bo w poprzedniej animacji było mniej ciężka praca daje takie wyniki pozdrawiam 😉
Will you give silesia and pomerania with the bit of bradenburg back
@Kaiser Willhelm II no i was thinking of helping you having l'wow back
But if you're like this i will let russia and germany partition you again
I love how the countryballs are returning in popularity
0:50 Ah shit, here we go again.
Szkoła : uczy historię polski w 8 lat
Jakiś polski żółw : tajm tu spidran
XDDDDDDDDDD
@Nily YT PKXD 💖 ?
hello polandball here i just here to say as a polish guy we love our fail at flag. POOOOOOOLAND CAN INTO SPACE!
With this you can learn some history of poland In less than 1 minute
Przepiękna animacja! Takie pytanie. Ile zajęło Ci zrobienie jej? Myślę że dużo czasu.
Cały tydzień po 3-4 godziny dziennie. Mniej więcej 😉
@@PolishTortoise O kurcze. Myślę jednak że było warto. 😉
Wreszcie jakiś polak
Dasz link do muzyki? Bo jest fajna
@@OstryOgier6969 Po prostu stop gap. A po drugie powinieneś pytac tortoisa xd
0:45 what a nice transition you are really good at Animating
Yeah agreed.
But most good thing here that animation is smooth!
你知道有多少中国人被杀吗？
@@Андрій-е9ф for the safety of you do not continue
@@Андрій-е9ф what Chinese?
@@Андрій-е9ф what chinese dint heard that:)
Polska ma takich sąsiadów że nikt jej nie lubi ale i tak jestem z niej dumny!
Idk why but when he jumps it makes me smile
Grettings from Hungary to our polish friends!
Thanks
For guys from poland :dziękuję
Sup wanna get clapped by some mountaneers in south slovakia again?
@@matejwotb4027 bruh, are you toxic?
@@Kristoof19 e
🇭🇺❤🇵🇱
Poland and hungary best frend! Im hun, yes!!
I'm PL
Nobody:
Prussia, Austria, germany, Russia, ussr, and the third Reich: It's free real estate
Never have i heard that joke
As i'm from Poland you made me cry at the end
I m from Poland this video is awasome
Jestem z Polski to wideo jest świetne 🇵🇱
Polska to twoja opczyzna czy ojczyzna
zamknij łeb@@Krawacikowo
0:50 я ждала этого
As a polish person I confirm this is 100% accurate 👍 👌
Same bro
But ima American
bruh
@@tatyanabeard1804 love USA :))))
Check the history of Poland before the partitions and then you will see the whole truth and the reason why they wanted to get rid of us was not a weakness, on the contrary. No empire is liked
Józef Piłsudski to moja ulubiona postać w historii Polski.🇵🇱😊
+1
he fought and won a great battle with all his might and devoted the rest of his life to developing his country I respect him
Dyktator i lewak.
@@marianhubada8770 Spierdalaj do nauki bo chyba uciekłeś z historii
A moja to czasy polskiego imperium
Ten film zawsze mnie rozsimiesza lol!
Nie moge sie przestać śmiać i go oglądać
Ps: najśmieszniejsza jest scenka na końcu
for some reason in the beginning, poland looks like austria
Germany:Give me czechoslovakia and i promise i will be peaceful
This theme plays in background: 0:51
Bad route unlocked
Well it wasn't this way they actually send ultimatum demanding Gdańsk and building highway to today's Kalingrad for peace and some other demands
Poland didn't accept and them boom ww2
Me trying to search why Germany is blamed for ww1
What I saw
"Why is Germany beefing up its military"
I am from Poland and I can confirm that this is 100% true! Pozdrawiam.
POLSKA całe z dużych liter bo jest zajebista
A wlasnie nasze ukochane slowo KURWA
POLSKA BIAŁO CZERWONI!
Kocham Polskę
As a person from Poland this video can describe what Poland is like
Poland be like: Can you leave me alone?
For five seconds!
Pięknie i żywo :)
Ñ
I love ending filled with among us music thingy, thats a really nice touch right there.
Dokładnie tak było, ten film powinien być pokazywany na lekcjach historii:)
Edit: 10 razy widziałem ten film i nadal mi mało XD
XD mi tez bo super piosenka i animacja
Mi też
I want to show this to my history teacher. xD
55 seconds well spent
pog
Lol
Taco Boii
I have bad for you guy's D:>
JEST ŹLE!!!!
nagrałes to w moje urodziny
Germany be like: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
0:10 Piłsudzki XD uśmiechnięty wygląda lepiej
No
Uśmiecha się wąsami😎
Piłsudski a nie pilsudzki
POLSKA GÓRĄ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰
I'm on the computer of my mom.I'm itali-polish and I lived 11 years in Poland we always talked of the history of Poland at school,now I live in Italy.
0:51
Your face when you are the impostor and about to win the game by killing one of the last crewmates alive, but someone calls an emergency meeting and you look sus:
Amogus
@@_x2np_ sus
Amogus Moment
I SAW POLAND GETTING SLICED IN HAVE
@@Prauwlet213 AMOGUS
Poland : exist
Germany and Russia: oh look it's free real estate
Ja ten film oglądam już z 10 raz
ja też xD jak mi się na głównej wyśwetla to zawsze klikam
This is why Lewandowski should win the Ballon d'or.
Poland in 1945: finally i am restored, now back to being Rzeczpospolita--
Soviet Union: *_HOW ABOUT NO_*
The emotion conveyed in this video is spectacular
0:23 damn best description of polands modern history
Too rel
"Imagine being invaded"
-Germany
-Germany x2
-Germany x3
-Nazi Germany
-Russia
-Soviet Union
-Soviet Union x2
but Poland attack first RSFSR while there was a civil war in it
Rip Poland at the end…
FUCK THIS FLAGUE THAT U HAVE ON PFP
@@polonia966 idź weź zaparz herbatke ziołową bo coś ci mocnego jebło na głowe
@@polonia966 uspokój się i usuń tego nexe z avatara
@@habajuza 🇺🇦❤️🇵🇱
You’re rip with putin we defended ourselves
Poland: Exists
Neighbours: And I took that
yes.
belarus, lithuania, austria, czechia and slovakia: *am i a joke to you?*
@@slommylover Neither of them existed most of history and Austria did invade Galatzia, (region near Krakow)
@@iberia169 you didn’t technically specify which time
@@slommylover I was focusing more like to the partitions, but yeah, I didnt specificate time
1 rocznica 1 roku do teledysku, moje gratulacje 👏
When all know Russians armys can come and save Polska peoples so a city rebelions again Germans but they don't come for help with known (ww2)
Polska: Ah, here we go again...
???
Stalin wanted to have Poland controled and it he help Poland Poland would can get free
The Revolution can come '-'
@@SovietUnion-fm3cx There is always a chance for be a patato, wow ye! xd
Why no one will talk about the fact that Polsh army is extremly strong just the generals suck If poland wins many times with the same general that means is Best general ever
Finally someone who aprecciates our country, thank you.
yea you cant even spell "appreciates" correctly
@@אהלן-צ4ג why you are so toxic? Maybe she doesn't know English well? And why you like your comment? Is it that bad that nobody likes it?
@@craftergaming392 i didnt like my comment. and sorry I was toxic maybe but I don't appreciate your country
@@אהלן-צ4ג who even said I'm a Pole?
And maybe tell us why you don't like PL?
@@craftergaming392 Poland is Anti Semitic
I need a spain version of this.
Im from poland
me too
Ile jest tu polaków?
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DZIEŃ DOBRY
WITAM
🇵🇱Gratings from Poland🇵🇱
Dzięki Byq.
as of having polish heritage, i completely understand everything in this video, and as of now with the Ukrainian war, based on what Poland and their people have done for the Ukrainian refugees and what they have been through in the past, Poland really do deserve respect
(2 months after comment) also the food there is great :>
Nah, they just help their neighbors, we saw the true face of their "kind heart" when it were syrian or Iraki refugees so forgive me not being jumping up and down for something they couldn't have stopped anyway.
@@Mister_Hassan Rakiety potrafią powstrzymać wiele, myślisz że jesteśmy dobrzy bo musimy?
@@szczepionzabijaka8476 religion should have nothing to do with it, did Jesus Peace be upon Him say, love only your fellow Christian or your fellowman?
@@Mister_Hassan Przyjęliśmy Ukrainę bo wiedzieliśmy że my w regionie mamy największe możliwości a inne regiony będą się izolować od tej wojny, w przypadku poprzednich kryzysów my mieliśmy najmniejsze możliwości w porównaniu do państw takich jak Francja Niemcy
@@szczepionzabijaka8476 🇷🇺❤️🇷🇺
Ten film uczy lepiej Historii Polski niż jakikolwiek nauczyciel z tego kraju.
What is the music?
Also, GREAT animation!
The music is King Dedede's theme from Kirby's Dreamland 3
Polska pozdrawia!❤️🇵🇱
0:45 So smooth transition ✨🌟
i from Poland
How much times have you been a puppet of other country?
Poland: *_yes_*
Twice :(
And now, Putin is claiming that POLAND has "expansionist ambitions" in western Ukraine out of a desire for "historical reclamation". His government even showed a map with the land split into separate Russian and Polish zones. Probably just absurd propaganda, but quite humorous that the nation he's trying to fear-monger the Ukrainians with is the one that understands oppression more than nearly anyone else and might be the least likely to turn bully.
@@patrycjaborek9406 Sprawdź jak Prusy, Rosja były naszymi marionetkami
0:10 I love Marshall Piłsudski's smile :)
When you treat your minorities horribly, but no one remembers it:
Poland: I am so unhappy, I am always divided 😞
Ukraine: 🗿
Wołyń
Wołyń
Wołyń
@@patryksiennicki1747 all polish all the time repeat the wolyn accident, but they all forget about how polish were making slaves from Ukranian but anyway 🇺🇦❤️🇵🇱
@@GigaChad-uu2nd IT wasn't an accident it was a genocide
poland: exists
the axis powers: and we took that personally.
I love this video! 🇭🇷❤️🇵🇱
if you flip this flag you will see Poland flag 😎
Ukrainainian history: *Ah yes, i understand it*
?
?
@@legeroo ?
@@agencyforcegeneticba Ukraine always someone tried to capture. And Ukraime always have rebels
@@legeroo Always someone tried to capture
Is there any Polish people?
yes
@@shever4478 do you from Poland?
@@shever4478 Jestem z Ukrainy i bardzo kocham Polskę♥️♥️♥️🇺🇦🤝🇵🇱
@@mvrtta PL UA
Congratulations on 100k subscribers !
Piękne
Widać że się postarałeś :]
English:polend is sus
Polski:masz jakiś problem do Polski!?!?!
WE NEED AIR SUPPORT! the air support:YOU GOT THIS SOLDIERS!
i watched this 7 times in one day lol
Me 45
@MagLesa /Маг:3 nou