NEVER Wear This In Court! (with your lawyer)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ

    "YOUR HAIR IS DUMB" was personal 💀

  • @dixienevermore6870
    @dixienevermore6870 Год назад +6936

    Judge: "Why dont you get a suit that fits?"
    Bank Account: ☠️

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun Год назад +35

      Just rent a suit bro 💀

    • @DeadEye-yb2xz
      @DeadEye-yb2xz Год назад +86

      Some of us don’t got 100 dollars to spare

    • @eimerhegel427
      @eimerhegel427 11 месяцев назад +113

      ​@@JustSomeKittenwithaGunThat's not the point, the point is the fact that even if you're not guilty, you HAVE to spend $100 just for the suit to win your case and not be sentenced for something you didn't commit.

    • @billh.1940
      @billh.1940 10 месяцев назад +27

      Many younger people can't afford a good suit. Our class rulers strike again.

    • @theunvoicingboss9016
      @theunvoicingboss9016 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@eimerhegel427you’re still not understanding that some people literally can’t afford to rent/buy a suit

  • @Dienow3xw
    @Dienow3xw Год назад +908

    The hair thing is a personal attack at that point

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 22 дня назад +1

      No, it's a general public statement that's saying...your man bun has expired.
      Hello, 2020 called they were wanted their man bun back since 2018

  • @s0ggyw4ffl3s
    @s0ggyw4ffl3s Год назад +644

    “YOUR HAIRS DUMB”
    “Awe😞”
    Got me dying 😂😂

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er Год назад +421

    "And no man buns"
    Johnny Depp: *Sweating Profusely*

    • @Dog-b2c
      @Dog-b2c 7 месяцев назад +14

      And bro won as well, law by mike is on to nothing 😂

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 7 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Dog-b2cits only because he was innocent

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 4 месяца назад +8

      And had a good team of lawyers behind him.

    • @pixlethevtuber
      @pixlethevtuber 4 месяца назад +2

      I've never seen Johhnu Depp in a man bun, but he's probably the only person who would be able to pull it off, lol

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 месяца назад +1

      It didn't hurt that Amber Heard couldn't act.

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder Год назад +13269

    If you want to win your case, don't be poor.

    • @angelsauer1073
      @angelsauer1073 Год назад +653

      Yeah thats the long and short of it

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Год назад +111

      You can rent a suit for around 100$

    • @angelsauer1073
      @angelsauer1073 Год назад +1037

      @@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg you assume everyone has $100 to spare? I sure as hell dont. Rent and necessities take up all of my check. Imagine how someone w/o a job would be in that scenario.

    • @saple3688
      @saple3688 Год назад

      ​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou must be stupid to think poor people have 100 dollars to spare in today's economy

    • @TheRealMikeMichaels
      @TheRealMikeMichaels Год назад

      ​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou can buy a suit for that price bruh

  • @Ed19601
    @Ed19601 Год назад +3594

    It is a bloody shame that winning or losing depends on anything other than the facts related to the case

    • @ebaareda1200
      @ebaareda1200 Год назад +380

      ​@@RCTrickinginjustice should be fixed, even if it is real life

    • @lavone5541
      @lavone5541 Год назад

      ​@@RCTrickingThe fact that real life judicial system is this stupid should concern you. You have a lazy mind

    • @thundark3736
      @thundark3736 Год назад +69

      ​@ebaareda1200 it's called looking/acting professional and not desecrating the formalities of the justice system

    • @eduardom65
      @eduardom65 Год назад +231

      ​@thundark3736 right. Cause the convicted murder will win the court case because he had his father's hand me down suit. Judging the convicted on arbitrary appearances rather than the evidence presented by investigator would be the real desecration of formalities and professionalism.

    • @c4rti3r62
      @c4rti3r62 Год назад

      @@thundark3736corrupt judges desecrate the justice system everyday. Worry about them before you worry about people who cant afford suits.

  • @WrittenCross6
    @WrittenCross6 Год назад +3146

    “YOUR HAIR IS DUMB” hit me like a truck because I have a man bun 💀

    • @samuelwells4100
      @samuelwells4100 Год назад +39

      Same 💀💀💀

    • @oath_wine
      @oath_wine Год назад +27

      Same😅

    • @ll-9994
      @ll-9994 Год назад +89

      Well, at least we're better then people with boring basic hairstyles.
      This message was written by:
      Ponytail Gang

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ Год назад +57

      manbuns are cool and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

    • @Waddup4552
      @Waddup4552 Год назад +7

      Same bruuuh

  • @mrtoko4104
    @mrtoko4104 9 месяцев назад +19

    "Your hair is dumb! 😡"
    "Awww.. 😢"

  • @Zombiekachu
    @Zombiekachu 6 месяцев назад +43

    Love that I have to comvince my fellow humans of my lack of individuality in order to have a chance at fair judgement

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 Год назад +2049

    When justice is “blind” moments

    • @stackertheeod7566
      @stackertheeod7566 Год назад +43

      It IS blind, but it just might smell the stank of your poor fashion choices

    • @MallardPie
      @MallardPie Год назад +219

      ​@@stackertheeod7566so a homeless man is supposed to get treated worse because of his clothes

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 Год назад +5

      ​@@MallardPie😈

    • @DontWorryIamTheStrongest
      @DontWorryIamTheStrongest Год назад +10

      ​@@MallardPieHomeless man? Where? I mus show him the wrath if a honeybun. For the homeless must pay...

    • @MallardPie
      @MallardPie Год назад +27

      @@DontWorryIamTheStrongest no, throw bricks, because with enough bricks he can build a house, with a house comes taxes, because he can't pay taxes, his house gets seized, and now he's homeless again but more broke 🍷🗿

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf Год назад +480

    When the fashion police arrests you and you have to stand trial :(

  • @sjcats407
    @sjcats407 Год назад +3843

    " I believe the jury may disagree" "YOUR HAIR'S DUMB" "oh"

  • @Psychedelic-City
    @Psychedelic-City Год назад +2852

    If the justice system was actually fair then no one should give a fuck what some one is wearing 😂

    • @jaymcdude1291
      @jaymcdude1291 6 месяцев назад +104

      Absolutely

    • @hithere2672
      @hithere2672 6 месяцев назад +36

      On god

    • @haleycarter6152
      @haleycarter6152 6 месяцев назад +187

      Exactly 💯! Why the heck is a persons fashion choice an issue for a legal battle? Fashion is a choice to be in the attire, whatever a person decides to wear, which makes the individual comfortable. This being the cause of a person losing their legal case, just because of fashion, should be seen as a personal bias. I know personal biases should not interfere with solid evidence and facts in a case. Attire is only evidence dependent on the case....

    • @himeshira854
      @himeshira854 6 месяцев назад +67

      Sadly people judge a person's appearance first then ask question later

    • @landonscott16
      @landonscott16 6 месяцев назад +32

      I mean it's a legal system not a justice system smh

  • @evieoconnor7556
    @evieoconnor7556 Год назад +44

    “Ugh, you’re haunting to look at” low-key me to my sibling(s) every time I get the chance

  • @RinnzuRosendale
    @RinnzuRosendale Год назад +847

    Thank you for pointing out the problems we need to address with the legal system Mike. Hopefully, we can get blind justice one day.

    • @oninoni
      @oninoni Год назад

      Yeah all 3 are stupid

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat Год назад +25

      Yeah they gotta change

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz Год назад

      ​@@og_3rd_st_saint_gatwell someone has to get changed

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years Год назад +3

      It's impossible humans are incapable of making truly blind judgement

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Год назад +5

      @@HaventSleptIn30Yearsno most aren’t some are

  • @Mrbliss36
    @Mrbliss36 Год назад +370

    You know the system is broken when a lawyer tells you, you could be found guilty based on looks and appearance.

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun Год назад +1

      Especially black people

    • @MrJuliankilla
      @MrJuliankilla Год назад +21

      Humans are humans at the end of the day and you need to play all the advantages you can

    • @nuclearaxis8699
      @nuclearaxis8699 Год назад +15

      Your appearance can impact the way the jury views you, so yes, it will matter. A lawyer has to win over the jury, so the clients appearance is super important.

    • @Ace_Sixxty
      @Ace_Sixxty Год назад +3

      What if i just happend to get a fresh peircing and cant take them out am i screwed

    • @Harudodo
      @Harudodo Год назад +2

      @@Ace_Sixxty If it’s just one it probably won’t matter, and if you’re really worried you can exchange it with a clear stud. That’s what kids would do in my marching band

  • @greengorilla5817
    @greengorilla5817 Год назад +750

    I think that last one was just a personal bias 😂😂

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 10 месяцев назад +51

      They all are

    • @tss1473
      @tss1473 7 месяцев назад +10

      I'm 99% sure Johnny Depp has a man bun lmao

  • @KasonMasn
    @KasonMasn Год назад +19

    That “your hair is dumb” was personal

  • @raventherogue
    @raventherogue Год назад +497

    Piercings that are made of surgical steel are non-magnetic and thus don't trip metal detectors

    • @siliconplay5
      @siliconplay5 Год назад +22

      Metal detectors work by induction, not simple ferromagnetism...

    • @deanonesense
      @deanonesense Год назад +49

      ​@@siliconplay5I have a plate and screws in my arm. It doesn't set off metal detectors

    • @siliconplay5
      @siliconplay5 Год назад +14

      @@deanonesense a friend of mine has two titanium screws in his back and I detected them using a metal detector. Depends on the size of the metal and the sensibility of the detector but the mechanism is not based on ferromagnetism. Some stainless steel knifes are non ferromagnetic and are detected too.

    • @raventherogue
      @raventherogue Год назад +20

      @@siliconplay5 induction and magnetism are linked since metal detectors use magnetic fields to induce currents. While surgical steel can be induced, it's a very weak conductor compared to other steels and metals. On top of this, piercings and (some) medical implants are generally small enough to not trip metal detectors, I just didn't feel the need to be that specific.

    • @Steven-hq3go
      @Steven-hq3go Год назад +1

      Stainless steel is magnetic, just less so. Otherwise people would be able to smuggle stainless steel weapons

  • @Earthnevevo
    @Earthnevevo Год назад +496

    I always felt that the man bun looked more professional than hair down, cause you can easily see the face of the person in question, and also cause it gets the hair neatly out of the way.

    • @j3licat
      @j3licat 4 месяца назад +16

      Seconded

    • @null480
      @null480 4 месяца назад +9

      If you must have long hair a pony tail is less cringe than a bun.

    • @ImTir3d04
      @ImTir3d04 4 месяца назад +26

      @@null480how is it cringe

    • @tabz906
      @tabz906 4 месяца назад +47

      tbh i find it stupid that tieing up your hair or not should be the difference between being guilty or innocent like seriously? how tf can you potentially be put in jail based on having your hair up or down 💀

    • @NBH-xh3nq
      @NBH-xh3nq 4 месяца назад +6

      Conservative judges and jurors are often of the opinion that long hair on men is unprofessional, so it isn't about having ones long hair in a man bun or not and more about long hair on a man. If a man with long hair would like to appeal to the conservative sensibilities of the court he should probably cut his hair shorter.

  • @sean_ty
    @sean_ty Год назад +410

    PLEASE BE THE LAWYER FOR SHORTS WARS

    • @lilrolls8928
      @lilrolls8928 Год назад +6

      Do it mike

    • @Handlehater564
      @Handlehater564 11 месяцев назад +2

      that wouldnt even make sense.

    • @Jeo_lol
      @Jeo_lol 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Handlehater564yea but it would be amazing.

    • @marth2995
      @marth2995 11 месяцев назад

      No that thing sucks,unlike Mike.

    • @aEaEa
      @aEaEa 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@marth2995 ik something that sucks more,though in a different way,obviously the thing is your mother :)

  • @hannahkirbyy
    @hannahkirbyy Год назад +4

    "i think the jury would disagree 😤"
    "Your hair is dumb 😠"
    "awh...🥺"

  • @pepsipep8937
    @pepsipep8937 3 месяца назад +2

    The hair bun is a self-proclaimed personal attack on himself

  • @RavenKnyxcreations34
    @RavenKnyxcreations34 Год назад +565

    "What are you gonna do, sell me an apple watch?"
    Had me laughing hard, always love these videos and tips

  • @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ

    "That is my dad's suit"
    Who is your dad, Goliath? 💀

  • @Rustyshackleferdish
    @Rustyshackleferdish Год назад +2435

    Appearance should not matter when it comes to the law

    • @eviegrace6781
      @eviegrace6781 Год назад +231

      I guess its just a sign of respect to dress nicely

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral Год назад +142

      "should not", perhaps. But it does.

    • @Rustyshackleferdish
      @Rustyshackleferdish Год назад +61

      @@HighAdmiral probably because we let it.

    • @calebowen2006
      @calebowen2006 Год назад +89

      ​@@eviegrace6781 even if it's meant for respect it shouldn't matter

    • @sparkls4492
      @sparkls4492 Год назад +73

      ​@@eviegrace6781 So a manbun isn't dressing Nicely?

  • @Tax-Evader582
    @Tax-Evader582 7 месяцев назад +6

    Last bro was an unskippable cutscene.

  • @TheWorstOtter2912
    @TheWorstOtter2912 Год назад +4

    Man really just straight up dissed Leonardo DiCaprio

  • @SurealBlurr
    @SurealBlurr Год назад +309

    Remember folks, justice is conditional based on the shallow merits of appearance

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 Год назад +10

      It's more that you're there to convince the courtroom you didn't commit ___ crime, and your appearance matters because people absolutely judge you on your appearances and the setting. E.g. people will also think you're a loser if you show up to a nightclub in a suit.

    • @vismattress5760
      @vismattress5760 Год назад

      @@raerohan4241that….is literally the point thank you

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 Год назад +27

      ​@@raerohan4241... The evidence should proven if you committed a crime or not.

    • @FiltyIncognito
      @FiltyIncognito Год назад +18

      @@raerohan4241 Yeah because the rich and fashionable don't commit crimes xD

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@babyfaceweeb8937 And it does. But when you have people judging you in person, how you present yourself is going to play a major role in their perception of you. And that perception can affect judgement. Humans are not perfect beings, though we try. And until and unless we become a species free of that, we have these unspoken rules to eliminate (or at least mitigate) that factor.

  • @tokiomitohsaka7770
    @tokiomitohsaka7770 Год назад +840

    Not everyone owns a suit, and if you’re suddenly required to go to court, I think it’s unreasonable to expect someone to buy it… not everyone can afford to buy a suit just to appear in court once, so letting that affect the judgement is literally against the whole “justice is blind” thing, and discriminated against poor people.
    Not blaming Mike for this, but I think judges need to be more aware of this.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 Год назад +95

      You don't have to wear a suit. Just wear decent looking clothes that are appropriate for court.

    • @A_reasonable_individual42
      @A_reasonable_individual42 Год назад +16

      ​@@jayharv285yeah exactly.

    • @JJay-gr4hr
      @JJay-gr4hr Год назад +31

      Blud wrote a whole essay to get proven wrong by a guy named jayharv 💀

    • @garstrum4401
      @garstrum4401 Год назад +26

      You can definitely just wear a decent button up shirt, tucked in and all that. Just gotta look decent/like you could attend a formal event.
      Also pro tip: I picked up a full suit at goodwill for like $20, I wear it to all my 'suit' events (weddings funerals etc). Ezpz

    • @theboshow9697
      @theboshow9697 Год назад +6

      Got my buddy a nice button up and dress pants for $30 at Ross, out of the 20 or so that showed up to court he was the 3rd best dressed, everyone else wore some shitty clothes. (This was for a misdemeanor)

  • @BX138
    @BX138 Год назад +924

    Why doesn't the judge just worry about the case, and not be the fashion police

    • @joshuas.4531
      @joshuas.4531 Год назад +69

      Because one must be professional at a court case. A judge's job is to judge if you are guilty or not. How you dress shows how seriously you are taking this case.

    • @Dutch_Vander_Linde_
      @Dutch_Vander_Linde_ Год назад +191

      @@joshuas.4531Justice is meant to be blind, meaning physical appearance shouldn’t even be considered unless relevant to the case.

    • @joshuas.4531
      @joshuas.4531 Год назад +41

      @@Dutch_Vander_Linde_ meant to be, yes. However, that is almost never the case. Bias will always play a role.

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat Год назад +28

      Yeah I agree plus the judge shouldn't say anything considering what he's wearing

    • @sadge0
      @sadge0 Год назад +1

      ​​@@joshuas.4531oh so I'll have to cut hair I've been growing for 4 years because someone in the court may not like it? It's just fucking stupid. How hair even shows if I'm serious about the court or not

  • @ppunz
    @ppunz Год назад +1

    YOO DAVID BYRNE REFERENCE!!!!

  • @jonathandeboer9368
    @jonathandeboer9368 9 месяцев назад +1

    I honestly don't see the problem with man buns. As long as it's tidy, it should be fine. And no, my opinion is not biased, as I have no intention of growing my hair past an inch in length.

  • @Urban_Goose
    @Urban_Goose Год назад +255

    Ive seen some very formal manbuns over the years.
    I think he mainly means the badly kept ones that point to the sky

    • @treythefridge
      @treythefridge Год назад +17

      Yeah, I think I could pull off an awesome man bun without getting called out for it.

    • @nellelizabeth8007
      @nellelizabeth8007 Год назад +1

      Ahaha sure

    • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
      @gabesgotunpaidtaxes Год назад +21

      Yeah like what am I supposed to do otherwise? 😭 Having it down is too casual and pulling it into a ponytail looks awful with thin hair

    • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
      @gabesgotunpaidtaxes Год назад +17

      @ModernGamesSuck But what if the judge is gay? 🤔 Seems like an advantage to me

    • @mr.lemony3390
      @mr.lemony3390 Год назад

      ​@ModernGamesSuck *sniff* damn *sniff* DAMN YOU SMELL LIKE A VIRGINNNNNN

  • @hazley5404
    @hazley5404 Год назад +98

    Piercings don’t set off metal detectors and they’re a hassle to take out, some of them u can’t take out without a piercer 😅

    • @nathho
      @nathho 6 месяцев назад +19

      And if you manage to take them out, by the end of the case they will be already closed and impossible to put back in. That's a lot of money down the drain

    • @HierarchyOfWeeds
      @HierarchyOfWeeds 4 месяца назад

      i’ve never had a judge comment on piercings or have any issue with them. if they do that’s an unjust/unfair bias & should not dictate any decisions related to the case. if it does the judge should be removed from their position

  • @Bsebt
    @Bsebt Год назад +15

    If mike saw me in court hed have a stroke. I did the manbun and street clothes and won my case 😂

  • @ilovepickle2931
    @ilovepickle2931 Год назад +1

    "No man buns"
    So Johnny Depp been doing something wrong for his entire trial?

  • @Heeheehoohoohaahaa
    @Heeheehoohoohaahaa 3 месяца назад +1

    That “gosh” was straight out of Napoleon Dynamite lmap

  • @misterjohnson9093
    @misterjohnson9093 Год назад +1

    I wore a manbun to my criminal court hearings and despite facing jail time, I only got one year probation and served zero days in jail.

  • @6massa6cre6
    @6massa6cre6 Год назад +472

    Usually I agree with most stuff Mike says/recommends. But really? i have to wear a fitted suit for a much better chance at winning a case? Fuck the poor who already work two jobs and can merely make ends meet but got sued by a greedy person. The legal system should be much more worried about looking at the facts than judging people’s appearance.

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Год назад +14

      No you don't have to wear a fitted suit, just pay the 100$ to rent a suit that isn't the wrong size 🙄

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Год назад +13

      You don't even have to wear a suit and he never said you did. Just look like a respectable person and wear a suit if you have one IF IT FITS

    • @bardoffire6270
      @bardoffire6270 Год назад +64

      ​@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg not everyone can afford $100, some people are barely afford rent and food, and that's assuming that they can afford food in the first place

    • @violetrose674
      @violetrose674 Год назад +36

      Idk why you think this is a matter of agreeing or disagreeing. Mike is just informing you about the facts. Judges are harder on people who aren't presentable. It might be unfair, but it's true

    • @Nol.
      @Nol. Год назад +25

      Unfortunately, Mike is correct. He’s not saying whether or not it’s right, he’s just saying what will help you win your case, because justice isn’t actually blind, when it really should be.

  • @MsSarahET
    @MsSarahET Год назад +26

    I don't think the 1st and 3rd make as much impact as having a great suit. You could absolutely have a few piercings or a man-bun if you have a formal fitted suit and you are polite. Though I'm not even American and I've never been to court, so what do i know.

  • @madtscientist8853
    @madtscientist8853 Год назад +42

    I'm pretty sure that means that the judge is judgmental and that he's judging a book by its cover, which by definition means that he. Cares more about what you look like than the law. That means you should be fired.

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv Год назад

      Good luck getting a judge fired. The way the system is set up there are a lot of terrible judges that stay in office for years.

    • @edrose2282
      @edrose2282 Год назад

      mfw the judge judges me

    • @Skaiform
      @Skaiform Год назад

      @@edrose2282when the judge be judgmental 😳😳🫣🫣🤯🤯🧐🧐

  • @drizzmatec
    @drizzmatec Год назад +2

    In my experience, those who value their own appearance or the appearance of others for reasons other than hygiene are typically the least moral and ethical individuals.

  • @ytcrallx
    @ytcrallx 8 месяцев назад +1

    cookie recipe
    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
    1 cup granulated sugar
    1 cup packed brown sugar
    2 large eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    3 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
    Instructions:
    Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats.
    In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy.
    Beat in the eggs, one at a time, until well combined. Stir in the vanilla extract.
    In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.
    Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Be careful not to overmix.
    Fold in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough.
    Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
    Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are lightly golden brown. The centers may still look slightly underbaked, but they will continue to set as they cool.
    Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
    Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk or your favorite hot beverage!

  • @JamesDonalds-q8z
    @JamesDonalds-q8z Год назад +8

    Me getting sentenced to death for a minor misdemeanor (my shirt was a size too big)

  • @zenandtheartofskateboarding
    @zenandtheartofskateboarding Год назад +251

    kind of absurd that in 2023 what you wear could have any impact on the outcome of a legal dispute

    • @shonewarrior2178
      @shonewarrior2178 Год назад +17

      No, 2023 isn’t some kind of new timeline, Humans are still expected to look normal.

    • @zenandtheartofskateboarding
      @zenandtheartofskateboarding Год назад +26

      @@shonewarrior2178 yeah we can expect all kinds of things that doesn’t mean whether someone spend time in prison or how long should be affected even a little bit by what they’re wearing. what matters is what they did and what the evidence is, attire should have absolutely nothing to do with it.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs Год назад +25

      @@shonewarrior2178 So jeans and a T-shirt, then? That's probably the most common, and therefore "normal" outfit. Yet lawyers will all tell you not to wear that, or even jeans and a polo shirt. Because our justice system is a fashion show rather than being a proper justice system.

    • @carliemorgan1871
      @carliemorgan1871 Год назад +8

      It shows you take the court seriously, ffs. How stupid it has to be explained

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 Год назад +4

      Yes it is [Current Year] congrats for noticing. You act like we are going to just overcome millions of years of evolution and that shaped social biases because social issue bad 🙄 grow up.

  • @russellfitzgerald2957
    @russellfitzgerald2957 Год назад +23

    Bro hates man buns 💀

  • @Missmissy778
    @Missmissy778 Месяц назад

    “You’re haunting to look at” always gets me. That and the “Aw” at the end 😂

  • @candyo3
    @candyo3 7 месяцев назад +1

    I thought judges weren't supposed to be biased by looks 🤨

  • @anonymousli4204
    @anonymousli4204 Год назад +79

    Imagine if you were tried for the crime You actually committed instead of the clothes on your back. If a judge can't be objective and focus on the facts instead of your clothing, then he shouldn't be a judge.

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia 11 месяцев назад +1

      More like subconscious judgement I would say. The appearance of an individual can impact your opinion of them through stigmas and social norms.

    • @serg21mon58
      @serg21mon58 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Possibly_Oliviawell they should get over those stigmas and social norms and focus on the facts of the case

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@serg21mon58 I absolutely agree but I think it’s also important to notice that subconscious biases exist. While we should definitely work to break them down, there is no denying the existence.

    • @serg21mon58
      @serg21mon58 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Possibly_Olivia yea I’ve been in jail an they’ll actually loan a guy a suit if he’s going to trial an has none of his own appearances do matter ik but it’s ridiculous how what you wear an how u look could determine whether they find you guilty or not

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@serg21mon58 Yeah that’s just straight up wrong imo

  • @worldsworstanimations3492
    @worldsworstanimations3492 Год назад +21

    There are two types of people that have man buns:
    1. Apple Store employees
    2. *GAELIC GLADIATORS*

  • @ZeroRules
    @ZeroRules Год назад +10

    Is it really justice if what I wear affects the outcome?

    • @gabriel_319
      @gabriel_319 Год назад +1

      Bro court is a professional place at least try to look presentable for once. Do you go to work with a wife beaters and shorts? Same thing applies here

    • @jeremiahlong8961
      @jeremiahlong8961 Год назад

      @@gabriel_319good to know you wanna send people to jail based of what there wearing.

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat Год назад +1

      No it's not

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 Год назад +2

      ​@@gabriel_319obviously people should try, but as many others have pointed out, some people simply can't afford something like a nice suit. Justice is supposed to be blind regardless, so it shouldn't matter. Unfortunately our courts prefer people with money

    • @ZeroRules
      @ZeroRules Год назад +3

      @@gabriel_319 imagine getting an extra 5 years on your sentence for not wearing a tie.

  • @jorionrange8336
    @jorionrange8336 7 месяцев назад +2

    I would move for the judge to recuse immediately. Clearly, they have biased.

  • @Fumiko8
    @Fumiko8 Год назад +2

    “Your hair is dumb” got me rolling😭

  • @JustSomeGameDev
    @JustSomeGameDev Год назад +6

    I’m wearing all these to my court case wendsday you can’t stop me 🤓🤓

  • @ThisRedSheepYT
    @ThisRedSheepYT Год назад +4

    Mike just roasted more than half the people watching this video

  • @ethanbaeza-sy4ji
    @ethanbaeza-sy4ji Год назад +8

    You forgot to say “never wear a dolphins jersey to court”

  • @coliedeekenzo
    @coliedeekenzo Год назад +7

    I completely agree that appearance shouldn’t matter in a legal/criminal court case BUT unfortunately Mike is telling the truth! The judge definitely judges you by your appearance! And money is also the key. Also those public defenders are working for the court system and not for you! Good appearance and a lawyer is what you need. It’s outdated and discriminatory!

  • @robloxstud4232
    @robloxstud4232 Год назад +1

    "aw 😔"

  • @eas2252
    @eas2252 Год назад +15

    I'm a cop. One of my favorite coworkers has a man bun. Dude is super awesome. He was a volunteer firefighter then an emt before joining law enforcement. Also one of the most genuinely nice people you will meet.

  • @thenexus7343
    @thenexus7343 Год назад +24

    Even if you bought a cheap suit the judge would respect the effort.

  • @MohammadAlbaqsami
    @MohammadAlbaqsami Год назад +5

    I think he will be the foreshadowed lawyer in shorts wars season two

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog 4 месяца назад +1

    Man wouldn’t it be so sick if like the justice system was fair and didn’t discriminate based on appearance. That’d be crazy

  • @Vaggie2014
    @Vaggie2014 Год назад +1

    A moments of your time , please
    What should girls wear ,or not wear to court. Ive got court meanting and i just want to be prepare for it . Thanks for the time , hope you have a great day ,or night .
    Also love the vedios they are fun and educational ❤

  • @Marieteflames
    @Marieteflames Год назад +44

    "Get him some air, quick"
    💀💀💀💀

  • @bob2shred894
    @bob2shred894 Год назад +16

    A court should judge the accused crime not fasion. This just another reason to not trust the court system

  • @astridposey
    @astridposey Год назад +36

    1) piercings aren't unprofessional, but judging someone for theirs is. Also, piercings aren't magnetic, and won't set off a metal detector.
    2) judging whether clothes fit is classist. Someone might not be able to afford their own suit.

  • @Billie-hs5cb
    @Billie-hs5cb Год назад +1

    Between my piercings and slightly large clothes, and my best friends man bun we can never go to court.💀

  • @FelixGaming_YT
    @FelixGaming_YT Год назад

    "Ur Hair is DUMB"Got Me Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection
    @SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection Год назад +5

    is bro gonna be in shorts wars

  • @G4072m
    @G4072m Год назад +7

    Im honeslty supprised of the man bun one. I used to have one, and I never thought it would be informal.

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 Год назад +1

      Men with long hair don't have much of a choice. Wearing it down is too casual. Best we can do is a neat bun.

  • @alexconstantine192
    @alexconstantine192 Год назад +4

    Your company “cant discriminate” based on your looks; but the court that you take them to can 😅

  • @technicalmaster-mind
    @technicalmaster-mind 8 месяцев назад

    Last part was awesome

  • @KayleeANNAytbe
    @KayleeANNAytbe 4 месяца назад +1

    So basically you are judged on your look not on you actions... 😂😂😅😅

  • @pink1536
    @pink1536 Год назад +4

    why are judges so uptight

  • @amans_777
    @amans_777 Год назад +20

    I think this is stupid because 1.self expression 2. If you can't afford a suit 3. man bun is probably the best way for men with long hair to neatly wear it

    • @NBH-xh3nq
      @NBH-xh3nq 4 месяца назад +2

      You may think it is stupid, but the jury and judge all have inherent biases. The goal for the defendant in most cases is to create an image that will appeal to the judge and jury; The impression that excessive piercings create on many people is one of irresponsibility and unprofessionalism especially in a courtroom setting. Likewise ill fitting clothes create an unprofessional image, buying(or borrowing) a nice shirt and nice pants/skirt that fit are definitely in the interests of the defendant if they place importance on winning their case. And manbuns are a similar case to piercings, as in they are seen as unprofessional by many potential judges/jurors.
      Often a defendant with piercings will remove or tone them down if possible, a defendant lacking a suit will borrow one, and a male defendant with long hair will have it cut. The court is a formal and conservative place where the judges and jurors form opinions based on the defendant's presentation and where those opinions can influence the outcome of the case.

    • @takashihafuza
      @takashihafuza 3 месяца назад

      ​@@NBH-xh3nq exactly the comment I'm looking for 💯
      Still don't get why ppl complain abt this smh

  • @DVS_1.0
    @DVS_1.0 Год назад +7

    There’s no ancient warriors here got me dying lol 😂

  • @julz_swag
    @julz_swag 11 месяцев назад

    “Oh wow! You’re haunting to look at!” Had me dead 💀😭

  • @dixonharbuck6032
    @dixonharbuck6032 8 месяцев назад +1

    so as a man with long hair, you’re telling me it’s more professional to wear it down?

  • @AHandleWasAlreadyTaken
    @AHandleWasAlreadyTaken Год назад +6

    How are earrings disrespectful tho? And what if I can’t afford a suit that fits? And what’s wrong with man buns? Why should my appearance have any affect on the case!

  • @sleepygraham5482
    @sleepygraham5482 Год назад +5

    Ok but what do i do with my long hair if i cant do a man bun?

    • @SnessFresh
      @SnessFresh Год назад +2

      Thats exactly what Im thinking. I have long hair so tf you expect me to do? Im not putting it down. Its too much hair

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 Год назад +1

      ​@@SnessFreshmy hair can be rowdy and just not cooperate whatsoever, putting it in a bun is sometimes all I can do in a professional setting. Guess I gotta shave it all off if I ever have court lmao

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 Год назад

      @@SnessFresh tie it in a ponytail? If it's too much then idk maybe cut it?

    • @SnessFresh
      @SnessFresh Год назад

      @jayharv285 but whats the difference between a ponytail and a bun. Why is a ponytail more suitable for court but a bun isnt? Makes zero sense.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 Год назад

      @@SnessFresh a ponytail looks more professional and doesn't look as dirty?

  • @Chromithius
    @Chromithius Год назад +7

    What about the skin of my victim?

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows Год назад +4

      Number 3: don't be black
      Which also works with things not to do when getting pulled over, or just in general

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 Год назад

      Racist af but also so true

    • @mesofius
      @mesofius Год назад +2

      you should never wear the skin of your victim

    • @QwoaX
      @QwoaX Год назад +3

      @@ianthewarriorgamer8180 Pointing out racism isn't racist.

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 Год назад +1

      ​@@mesofiusmaybe the judge won't notice

  • @andiepyae7617
    @andiepyae7617 Год назад

    "Are you shrinking???!" LMAO I"M DEAD

  • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
    @JustSomeKittenwithaGun Год назад +1

    I would rather go to jail as the plaintiff than take out my piercings

  • @62mainstreetnewarknj58
    @62mainstreetnewarknj58 Год назад +4

    that scream at the beginning tho 💀

  • @MalDragon_Triplet1
    @MalDragon_Triplet1 Год назад +6

    why no man buns?

    • @Markar665
      @Markar665 Год назад +2

      It doesn’t look good for a very serious place

    • @_AceOFSpadesGD
      @_AceOFSpadesGD Год назад +2

      it makes it seem like youre joking in the court

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 Год назад +4

      @@_AceOFSpadesGD that makes no sense at all lmao. How is pulling your hair back a joke?

    • @_AceOFSpadesGD
      @_AceOFSpadesGD Год назад

      @@cdm966 exactly what the 1st person said

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 Год назад +4

      @@_AceOFSpadesGD No, that doesn't answer it. How does pulling your hair back look unprofessional, it's literally the professional standard to pull your hair back

  • @chromosomeboo
    @chromosomeboo 3 месяца назад

    😂 That hiss at the judge was hilarious!

  • @play_list1
    @play_list1 10 месяцев назад

    I love law by Mike he is very educational about the law love you vids law by mike

  • @Hailley13
    @Hailley13 5 месяцев назад

    "I don't think that's allowed "
    "😾😾😾😾"
    "ÆAEÀÆ"
    Got me dyingggg

  • @Kiariria
    @Kiariria Год назад

    "That's great, buddy. But there's no ancient warriors here" pure gold

  • @horaciodossantoscaminero1865
    @horaciodossantoscaminero1865 3 месяца назад

    "Are you shrinking?" That one was good 😅

  • @Roblox_muslim-dude
    @Roblox_muslim-dude Год назад

    0:28 bro getting springlock💀

  • @Audrey_loves_animals
    @Audrey_loves_animals Год назад

    That “awww” was so funny

  • @mattmassey01
    @mattmassey01 7 месяцев назад +1

    Because everyone can afford tailored suits

  • @Fwogy_boi
    @Fwogy_boi 11 месяцев назад

    The last one was just a personal attack like you didn't have to say that😭

  • @ninjacat7556
    @ninjacat7556 Год назад +1

    Im sorry but if a piece of jewelry or how you dressed is going to effect the outcome of your trial that clearly shows there is no thing as a "fair trial". If you can get more or less time or win a lawsuit because you look better thats not only just bias but unfair and we the people need to call out this stuff

    • @rocklnymine7085
      @rocklnymine7085 Год назад

      Yeah we need to remember that these old fucks work for us not the other way around

  • @NOTTHISGUYISHIM
    @NOTTHISGUYISHIM Год назад

    Bro just called the judge an ancient worrier💀💀💀

  • @Creati-01
    @Creati-01 Год назад +1

    !DAMN!

  • @Ye-SupShin
    @Ye-SupShin 4 месяца назад

    "Your hair is dumb", me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂