DSP Goes Nuclear Banning Viewers Laughing at His “Snorts and Acks” After Reacting to a Parody of Him

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @MrLewdacris
    @MrLewdacris 11 месяцев назад +885

    My noodle video broke him 😂

    • @sebastiantapia4037
      @sebastiantapia4037 11 месяцев назад +63

      Good job 😂

    • @theotherside3182
      @theotherside3182 11 месяцев назад +49

      Based 😂

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +89

      “Fack you dood! My post nasal drip isn’t funny dood!” *Angry defiant snort*
      Excellent work man!

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 11 месяцев назад +36

      Why didnt you make ahnest, valid criticisms in your criticism video of him!?

    • @Tat2d
      @Tat2d 11 месяцев назад +13

      Ivan Drago would be proud.

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird 11 месяцев назад +169

    He’s so pissed by this video, you can literally see the rage in his eyes, it’s really getting to him…I love it! 😂

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 11 месяцев назад +7

      He's gonna be punching the air with those skinnyfat arms

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад +13

      I've got a medical condition!😡 I lost my right eye 27 years ago and I joke about it all the time. Get some balls

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 11 месяцев назад +1

      *rants about the video about making fun of his "medical condition" and saying it's horrible and not funny* "btw I'm not offended guys"

    • @blastovich
      @blastovich 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bbqking68no admit it you wanted to lose the eye for hardcore pirate larping purposes 🤔

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад

      @@blastovich rrr u'd right which is me right

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 11 месяцев назад +281

    Never saw this video from 6 years ago. I found it hilarious. He nailed the parody, which shows how unaware Phil is about his disgusting habits.

    • @JoNNyCLOUD171
      @JoNNyCLOUD171 11 месяцев назад +7

      Sad reality os he plays the victim. He over emphasises his "post nasal drip". 90% of the time he just doesn't blow his nose and can be traced to other outside factors.

    • @arkhikun
      @arkhikun 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@JoNNyCLOUD171Every streamer apologises or mutes when they cough/sneeze and theyd do it if they snorted too. He also exaggerates the snort

  • @alejandrofacundo755
    @alejandrofacundo755 11 месяцев назад +369

    "My snorts are not not funny is a medical condition". Makes fun and shit talks people with depresion.

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 11 месяцев назад +45

      while also excusing his past shitty behavior because he "was depressed and an alcoholic"

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 11 месяцев назад +38

      It's not even a medical condition. He's proven multiple times that he isn't compelled to snort, he just does it because he doesn't care. When he was on the phone with the court and on side scrollers for 5 hours he didn't snort at all. He's completely inconsiderate to others and will only hold in his rude behavior when it directly benefits him.

    • @markusballsdeep6051
      @markusballsdeep6051 11 месяцев назад +12

      They were making factual observations

    • @mcdoogle_robotman
      @mcdoogle_robotman 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ickyfistpretty much he's a real pos

    • @MFS45
      @MFS45 11 месяцев назад +2

      Also constantly calls people mouth dr*olers and makes fun of disabled people. King of hypocrisy

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 11 месяцев назад +137

    For the love of god he really thinks everyone is jealous of him.

    • @paulj.brazzlejr.4392
      @paulj.brazzlejr.4392 11 месяцев назад +8

      Welcome to Phil's bubble world.😂

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal 11 месяцев назад +10

      everyone's 'jealous' of his success...but also he's really struggling right now, guise. please tip whatever you can 🥺

    • @arkhikun
      @arkhikun 11 месяцев назад +4

      its projection, just like hes constantly saying hes not sponsored so hes good / its bad hes not sponsored

  • @SRH-mp6zu
    @SRH-mp6zu 11 месяцев назад +112

    Jesus this really got to him. Love to see it.

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U 11 месяцев назад +12

      It was great to watch him slowly become unraveled

  • @NorthernNomad90
    @NorthernNomad90 11 месяцев назад +116

    As someone that also has post nasal drip, there are very inexpensive BASIC medications that make it super manageable. Phil is too lazy to take them, and it's super lazy when your job is to talk.

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +21

      And cheap since that money can go on Hogans.

    • @amns8900
      @amns8900 11 месяцев назад +19

      I have it too and using saline nasal spray twice a day pretty much stops it. I get the big packs of it at Costco for next to nothing.

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад +10

      I lost my right eye 27 years ago and I joke about it. You can get better or bitter

    • @StephonZeno
      @StephonZeno 11 месяцев назад +2

      Phil's nasal drip isn't an issue... He's just making it seem that way because he enjoy putting himself on some moral pedestal.

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад

      @@StephonZeno Phil's nasal drip equates to stage 4 cancer in sympathy bucks. Unless on side scroller interview where it never was a issue???

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 11 месяцев назад +96

    His “post nasal drip” didn’t kick in ONCE during the Sidescrollers interview. He should just admit he either does it because it’s a habit or to assert dominance amongst his dents.😂

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +24

      Or the bankruptcy call or Quartering interview either.

    • @ThirdEye-47
      @ThirdEye-47 11 месяцев назад +5

      he ate his boogers to be professional dood, the flavor was beyond robust!

    • @pshpsh5247
      @pshpsh5247 11 месяцев назад +2

      It's probably a tic

    • @darkasnight86
      @darkasnight86 11 месяцев назад +2

      Assort dominance looool

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ashkihyena The Quartering interview was a total snooze fest. The real interview was the Sidescrollers, Pigroach probably thought it was going to be another softball interview like the quartering but man was he wrong.🤣

  • @KarasuMayonaka
    @KarasuMayonaka 11 месяцев назад +153

    This is dripping with irony. Most times Phil goes after other people he always brings up how much money they make lol

    • @BinWylin
      @BinWylin 11 месяцев назад +11

      Exactly 😂

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +10

      Jealousy.

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 11 месяцев назад +28

      I seriously cannot handle when he claims his detractors are jealous of him. It's like, no Phil lmao. Not a single sane person on this planet is jealous of you.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 11 месяцев назад +10

      Didn't the XQC video from last week have XQC in like a cave full of gold and coins and stuff and DSP found it absolutely hilarious? And then there was that video the week before with Pewdiepie that had something similar with the secret cave full of gold and he went into hysterics.

    • @Filip_Agrippa
      @Filip_Agrippa 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yup, it's a huge projection. xD

  • @akatsuki20113
    @akatsuki20113 11 месяцев назад +160

    “ my gameplay back then was trash “
    Your gameplay RIGHT NOW is ALSO trash, Phil.

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, it’s STILL trash.

    • @philovermyer6166
      @philovermyer6166 11 месяцев назад +23

      "My content used to be shit. It still is, but it used to too"

    • @paulj.brazzlejr.4392
      @paulj.brazzlejr.4392 11 месяцев назад +3

      Did he forget his AC6 gameplay?😮

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@paulj.brazzlejr.4392he's new to the series dood

    • @NCRRanger7753
      @NCRRanger7753 11 месяцев назад +5

      His gameplay back then was at least funny bad. It's just God awful now and he won't even play a game until he gets his chat hand hold demands met. Back then it would be like watching him throw himself into a brick wall over and over and then blame the bricks lol.

  • @MarkRasslin
    @MarkRasslin 11 месяцев назад +110

    I'm so jealous of Phil being the laughing stock of the internet while making less money than a junior web developer. I really wish my life was sitting in a single room arguing with a group of digital strangers six hours a day for "work". I wish my wife and ex-girlfriend both hated me, and I was addicted to mobile games and gin. Man, that's the life.

    • @miketwo3584
      @miketwo3584 11 месяцев назад +28

      This is exactly what someone who wishes they were in top 50 players of WWE champions would say

    • @MarkRasslin
      @MarkRasslin 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@miketwo3584 dude I've been laughing for like three minutes straight. That's amazing.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 11 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@MarkRasslinA junior web developer doesnt possess a 6 star hogan or make meaningful prolific cahntent.

    • @-Azure.EXE-
      @-Azure.EXE- 11 месяцев назад +2

      All for the Hogan's

    • @sauce987654321
      @sauce987654321 11 месяцев назад

      Some of you guys think about this dude way too much. It’s wild how much attention you give this guy 😆

  • @seananigans7453
    @seananigans7453 11 месяцев назад +189

    Yes Phil, you are not inciteful or funny, nailed it.

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 11 месяцев назад +165

    Man, Phil's skin is so thin it's transparent.

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U 11 месяцев назад +8

      Like he’s a cave newt

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 11 месяцев назад +3

      Translucent even.

  • @teje009
    @teje009 11 месяцев назад +394

    They weren’t criticizing him, they were making fun of him and pointing out how disgusting he is.

    • @MetroidMan90
      @MetroidMan90 11 месяцев назад +39

      It was just factual observations dood

    • @AnomymAnonym
      @AnomymAnonym 11 месяцев назад +35

      In DSPs brain everything has to be a critical essay apparently now, am convinced he's on the specter or something, he has ZERO social antennas.

    • @GreggEddwards
      @GreggEddwards 11 месяцев назад +1

      yes. not a parody. but making a mockery of him

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog 11 месяцев назад +3

      Little nuggets of truth dood

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 11 месяцев назад

      As someone who often snorts during his recordings, I wish to give this input. And I'm sorry if the caps lock makes this hard to read, but it pisses me off this much.
      IT'S A PRE-RECORDING! EDIT IT OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD IT'S NOT HARD! STREAMING, THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO JUST KILL THE AUDIO OF RECORDED SNORTS! I DO IT ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! FUCK, EVEN DURING STREAMING, THERE ARE HEADSETS AND MICROPHONES WHERE YOU CAN KILL THE AUDIO EASILY AND INSTANTLY! MAYBE GET ONE OF THOSE INSTEAD OF PULLING FOR A FUCKING WRESTLER ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME!
      And I know how disgusting it is to hear that during a video game playthrough, I can only imagine it being fucking atrocious when you're reviewing food, but he just comes up with a hundred excuses. "It's a medical condition." Ok asshole, edit it out. You're not missing a limb, stop being so fucking dramatic over it.

  • @dantejacks6956
    @dantejacks6956 11 месяцев назад +71

    “He hasn’t done a single thing funny yet.”
    Wow Phil, it’s almost like you are not funny and he’s replicating that exact detail

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 11 месяцев назад +119

    Jesus Christ. Does he not know what the term "Parody" means? It's an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect (Per Google). It's not intended as a genuine criticism of whatever they're parodying. It's meant to be funny. Yet he's taking it as the guy basically attacking him lmao

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 11 месяцев назад +8

      @theyretryingtoweaponizeit1847 Seriously. He can say otherwise all he wants, but you can tell he was offended by it.

    • @ThirdEye-47
      @ThirdEye-47 11 месяцев назад +2

      thats because even though the video said parody it wasnt, the video literally did everything dsp does, thats not parody thats reality.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 11 месяцев назад +2

      ...thats the point of a parody. Lewdacris is making fun of Phil's mannerisms and exaggerating them.

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад +1

      Phil has no abstract thought, it's a child were watching.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@AirahsELLYeah, and Phil is claiming it isn't parody?

  • @samuellindsey6379
    @samuellindsey6379 11 месяцев назад +167

    How is someone eating noodles entertaining? This actually shows Phil’s belief in his content.

    • @SouperMan-rm7gu
      @SouperMan-rm7gu 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@SkeleTonHammerBritish guy actually makes it funny though

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 11 месяцев назад +3

      it can be entertaining.
      when done right. phil doesnt do anything right.

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 11 месяцев назад +1

      Pigroach fans have the lowest standards in the world dood

    • @vista1456786
      @vista1456786 11 месяцев назад +1

      The video Phil is complaining about, the darksydelewds parody was really entertaining for a video about eating noodles

  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv 11 месяцев назад +374

    Has Phil ever explained how he managed to do a five hour Sidescrollers interview without snorting, but can't seem to stop it when he's streaming?

    • @apolloparker4963
      @apolloparker4963 11 месяцев назад +72

      bro wtf you're right lmao i never noticed that

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs 11 месяцев назад +49

      He said he was muting it because they were using different software to do the interview than what he streams with iirc

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 11 месяцев назад +95

      Because literally every person on earth can control it without making a loud audible SNORT. He's just gross and has no respect for his audience.

    • @samuellindsey6379
      @samuellindsey6379 11 месяцев назад +58

      It’s because that was a “professional business” setting. Not a “chill vibes” stream

    • @ReinEngel
      @ReinEngel 11 месяцев назад

      The snorts are a tic to hypnotize his dents, like the tea cup in "Get Out." He wasn't about to pull that shit outside his cum nest.

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u 11 месяцев назад +94

    I love how he starts with "feel sorry for my snort illness" and then immediatly in the same sentence goes all egoistical with "I make popular videos" 💀

    • @jackharrow7147
      @jackharrow7147 11 месяцев назад

      """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""popular""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

  • @devildog768
    @devildog768 11 месяцев назад +77

    It's very telling that he doesn't understand why people make fun of him for the cup noodles video.

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling 11 месяцев назад +63

    Funny how Phil can turn off his 'medical condition'. Several hours of Sidescroller interview? No snorting. The Quartering interview? Nada. His bankruptcy hearing? Nope. Not a single snort to be found! It's like he selectively snorts only when dealing with his viewers but surely I am mistaken dood.

    • @CaptainCanuck1975
      @CaptainCanuck1975 11 месяцев назад +9

      He also didn't snort the few times he did sponsored streams.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 11 месяцев назад

      You dont have the snot issue when NOT on cocaine. just fyi

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@BooktownBoy Although I see why one might be suspicious of somebody who sniffs all the time, does Phil really strike you as the type or person to do coke?
      Like, can you imagine him engaging in a transaction and treating the street pharmacist like door dash? It would be hilarious but I can't imagine Phil have the street smarts to even find a dealer let alone continue to do business with one. That's not to mention carrying out a decade-long habit and never getting caught by the police.
      I think he sticks with his gin and Kat's Adderall, personally. Just can't imagine him taking part in a deal.

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 11 месяцев назад +2

      The snorting and coughing deliberately into the microphone is part of DSP's specific type of degradation kink content

  • @dyingculture
    @dyingculture 11 месяцев назад +50

    Immediately gets defensive and crawls toward the safety of his delusions, where everything is out of context and people are jealous of him.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 11 месяцев назад

      "By the way I'm not offended at all guys"

  • @baddabaddabaddaswing
    @baddabaddabaddaswing 11 месяцев назад +46

    6:20 and today, we learn that Phil doesn't know what a parody is.

  • @buzby6712
    @buzby6712 11 месяцев назад +42

    Phil: I don’t care about these parodies!
    Also Phil: I’m going to rant for half an hour about these parodies.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 11 месяцев назад +1

      Also Phil: By the way I'm not offended

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 11 месяцев назад +40

    Dsp doesn’t understand parody, it’s making fun, we know he won’t change so that’s why it’s funny to poke fun. Freedom of speech ftw

  • @multialias4591
    @multialias4591 11 месяцев назад +36

    DSP says that this guy made the video because he was jealous. What about all the times that DSP has made fun of Pewdiepie and Xqc, mocking some of the things that say?

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 11 месяцев назад +15

      Phil doesn’t have self awareness. Lol

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 11 месяцев назад +5

      I've heard him admit to being jealous of Pewdiepie, so that tracks. Dunno about the other guy.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 11 месяцев назад +38

    Okay the over enunciating the “T’s” on literally every word ending in them now is making me go nuclear. He picks up the weirdest and most annoying random habits.

    • @GameMusingsWithRaziel
      @GameMusingsWithRaziel 11 месяцев назад

      He does it to try to sound smart. Which just makes him look even fucking dumber, because he still misses his T's on words where you are actually supposed to hit them, and then over enunciating them on words they are silent.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 11 месяцев назад +10

      ToxiciTy gets me every time.

    • @beeroney8513
      @beeroney8513 11 месяцев назад +4

      HumidiTy

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 11 месяцев назад +1

      cos-tuh-co.

    • @Cystic_Fibrosis
      @Cystic_Fibrosis 11 месяцев назад +1

      The other one that KILLS me is the "fair enough?? Alright, let's continue" in the context of a stream that mannerism is complete nonsense

  • @zoomingby
    @zoomingby 11 месяцев назад +27

    Imagine his wife, sitting there, eating dinner with pig roach having to listen to him snort and blow his nose throughout the entire meal. She must not have have any other options.

    • @Anex952
      @Anex952 11 месяцев назад +4

      Probably takes her food upstairs to eat in peace

  • @Nate-lp2cu
    @Nate-lp2cu 11 месяцев назад +44

    dood he has a medical condition, his father had it too. he cannot help the snorting. there is nothing he can do dood, except when he's on side scrollers for 5 hours. that is the only time he can control it dood.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 11 месяцев назад +1

      And the Bankruptcy call and quartering interview

    • @KoboldHeart
      @KoboldHeart 11 месяцев назад +5

      And the bankruptcy hearing, and the Quartering interview.

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 11 месяцев назад +19

    Dsp - "It's not funny to make fun of somebody with a medical condition."
    Also dsp - "Well SuperBlindMan you're just not seeing what I'm seeing."

  • @ObijeeTeeVee
    @ObijeeTeeVee 11 месяцев назад +36

    His first of his many 'rebuttals' SHOULD have been "He called my fans stupid, that isn't right d00d"

    • @ihateeverything9887
      @ihateeverything9887 11 месяцев назад +11

      Come on. He knows that they are and doesn’t care. It’s not about him so I doubt it even registered.

    • @bbqking68
      @bbqking68 11 месяцев назад

      It's all about him always

    • @KoboldHeart
      @KoboldHeart 11 месяцев назад

      Even he can't rebut that as he calls his fans stupid, lamebrained pieces of dumb fucking shit and makes Jayde noises when insulting his opponents in Street Fighter.

  • @seanforbes3937
    @seanforbes3937 11 месяцев назад +8

    I was background listening and when he said he was doing a cup noodle review and said, "so i grabbed a spoon" i literally paused my game and just shook my head in disbelief.

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 11 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @alanrcastro8580
    @alanrcastro8580 11 месяцев назад +44

    5:18 I have to admit Phil knows how to play dumb pretty well
    He's just pretending... right?

  • @dylives7667
    @dylives7667 11 месяцев назад +8

    DSP:
    * bans member over petty stuff *
    Also DSP:
    Why are the members decreasing!?
    I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct.
    * snort *

  • @TJR7
    @TJR7 11 месяцев назад +25

    DSP Tries It: Lying and Playing Victim (Again)

  • @Kaahthulu
    @Kaahthulu 11 месяцев назад +32

    Everything leads back to others supposedly being jealous asf 😂😂 what exactly is there to be jealous of

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 Месяц назад

      Jealous that he’s never going too be a father because the world saw him masterbate on camera

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 11 месяцев назад +25

    Once again, Phil's favorite defense: "People are jealous of me, dood!"

  • @limelight58able
    @limelight58able 11 месяцев назад +13

    He wants mercy because he has a medical problem, yet gets hot in the pants and calls people brain dead, mouth breathers/droolers.
    Not to mention the insults he hurls when he gets heated playing Street Fighter 6.

  • @risefm001
    @risefm001 11 месяцев назад +17

    Complains that people make fun of his "medical condition" snorting that there's nothing he can do about it - immediately proceeds to burp in the mic.

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu 11 месяцев назад +8

    "Let's make fun of a medical condition...he can't even enjoy food with it"
    So the DSP Tries It scores are all tainted???? My world is crumbling

  • @poptart2323
    @poptart2323 11 месяцев назад +23

    Phil saying the guy doesn't get parody is incredibly ironic.

  • @MetroidMan90
    @MetroidMan90 11 месяцев назад +17

    So Tractor D was actually a detractor, who could have seen this twist coming?? I hope he does a chargeback on all the memberships he gifted or he is just as bad as a dent. If you give Phil a single dollar, even to troll, you're a dent.

  • @Toxik_Dubz
    @Toxik_Dubz 11 месяцев назад +53

    Nobody makes Phil look like an ass better than Phil himself. 🤣

  • @TheAxeGrinder
    @TheAxeGrinder 11 месяцев назад +21

    Phil is totally not mad, you guys. He has to explain how not mad he is for 10 minutes.

  • @ThatGuy-me8wb
    @ThatGuy-me8wb 11 месяцев назад +16

    5:58
    The guy literally recites the definition and the purpose of parody and then goes on to not understand why people find it entertaining.

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂yeah the part when he's explaining how he laughs got me dead.
      I don't laugh like that I laugh like this, ack ack ack ack!

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 11 месяцев назад +5

    So he remembers an obscure Final Fantasy Joke from 2015 about Cup Noodle, but can’t remember the Banana Song which is more recent.
    Ok sure Phil.
    Also stop looking me in the eyes when you bite into things. It’s weird.

  • @darkone666
    @darkone666 11 месяцев назад +10

    Of course Phill doesn't get it and plays the victim.😂😂😂

  • @Sharkmane25
    @Sharkmane25 11 месяцев назад +7

    3:06 “I can’t fully enjoy meals like other people so” LMAO BRO HE CANT BE SERIOUS! look at the this is how you don’t devour videos where he’s stuffing his gout filled body

  • @amns8900
    @amns8900 11 месяцев назад +15

    Phil, nobody is jealous of you. I'm just a couple years younger and you look like you could be my grandpa.

  • @Potato_Nick
    @Potato_Nick 11 месяцев назад +6

    For someone who "doesn't enjoy food", he sure as shit orders a lot of it lmao

  • @hj-hh4gc
    @hj-hh4gc 11 месяцев назад +4

    I was good friends with dsp around this time. One day we were hanging out and I was eating some cup noodles. He asked for a bite and I said sure. He then pulled out a comically big spoon

    • @AnTunZee
      @AnTunZee 11 месяцев назад

      Why would you admit you was once friends with this waste of life? I’d rather cut my hand off than admit I was ever friends with this mistake

  • @BrianOBrien5150
    @BrianOBrien5150 11 месяцев назад +5

    Funny that Phil's "medical condition" didn't happen once during his bankruptcy call nor during his hours long Side Scrollers interview.

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 11 месяцев назад +15

    As expected, he gets seriously butt-hurt when he has to watch parodies about him.

  • @SiegeBallista
    @SiegeBallista 11 месяцев назад +13

    He's shaking with rage lol

  • @ben8698
    @ben8698 11 месяцев назад +14

    Literally perfect Phil impersonation

  • @jeverly
    @jeverly 11 месяцев назад +6

    Just making a factual observation, DSP straight up looks like he's 55-60 years old

  • @tardissins7512
    @tardissins7512 11 месяцев назад +7

    He has the funniest way of trying to deflect jokes against him, by just refusing to acknowledge that it’s a joke and treating it 100% literally.
    Also he has no sense of humor so that makes sense

    • @tardissins7512
      @tardissins7512 11 месяцев назад

      @@AnnwynGame fair. Funny in how unfunny he is

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +22

    Then maybe don’t snort and AcK, you’ve shown you can control it…

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- 11 месяцев назад +7

    Gay guy: "Anyone's laughing???"
    Me: "Me!"
    Video: "Me!"
    🤣

  • @revivedkyoumahououin1585
    @revivedkyoumahououin1585 11 месяцев назад +10

    He doesn't get it because he has 0 self awareness.

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy 11 месяцев назад +3

    You can see it in his face, he is just moments away from self awareness 🤣 And no, phil, we are not jealous, we are just trying to save people from a con man.

  • @reddemon13xz
    @reddemon13xz 11 месяцев назад +5

    People made fun of him not because he used a spoon for the most part but because he used a $500 coffee machine to make a $1 noodle cup and still couldn’t pour the water in the cup instead of just putting the noodle under the water

  • @mbta1000
    @mbta1000 11 месяцев назад +8

    I don't go ack ack ack, it's actually HAAAHAAUGGUGGUGGUGGUGG

  • @blueboigaming5189
    @blueboigaming5189 11 месяцев назад +8

    We don't find the snorts funny. We find it disgusting. The sidescrollers podcast proves he can control it or at least mute it. But he never does.

  • @TedCornish
    @TedCornish 11 месяцев назад +5

    Ack ack ack ack ack dooooood

  • @2old2steak
    @2old2steak 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Just because you're impersonating someone's speech doesn't make it insightful or funny"
    IN CHINA DEY SAY

  • @kecukraftwork1988
    @kecukraftwork1988 11 месяцев назад +4

    Phil: "you shouldn't make fun of things people can't control".
    Also Phil: "hello, Jew"; "sell her to the slave trade"; "Chikki-chong-chang"; "real depression is playing E. Honda"; laughed at his viewer's voice when playing co-op; uses "mentally ill" as a go-to insult. I'm not even scratching the surface 👍🏻
    Phil also doesn't understand that you don't need to point at an object if it's in a 1st person view, and is the only point of focus on the entire screen. That's what's being made fun of 😑

  • @FeltedAugie
    @FeltedAugie 11 месяцев назад +6

    I have post nasal drip as well and it’s literally the most non serious condition you can ever have lmao. Just blow your nose, but he won’t, that’s why he snorts all the time

  • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
    @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 11 месяцев назад +5

    Guy getting owned copes about how he's totally not getting owned

  • @bjrn559
    @bjrn559 11 месяцев назад +8

    IT'S NOT FUNNY, GUYS! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT i DON'T GET HUMOUR AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE AT MY EXPENSE!

  • @keimaru666
    @keimaru666 11 месяцев назад +12

    Phil has literally no sense of humour

  • @asura48
    @asura48 11 месяцев назад +8

    Dood can get a prescription for that disgusting snorting its not as big of a medical issue he makes it out to be but gotta ride that victim train

  • @theKlaw
    @theKlaw 11 месяцев назад +3

    Making fun of phil for his snorts? That top tier cruelty.
    Selling a black child to the slave trade? Hilarious.

  • @davidmurren7071
    @davidmurren7071 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lol hes gone full kanye west on south park.. he just doesnt get the joke lmfaoo 😂

  • @AsiaTropic
    @AsiaTropic 11 месяцев назад +3

    He is trying to hide his stress because he knows his channels are about to die and he will never be able to get a real job 💯

  • @divadsimhall2098
    @divadsimhall2098 11 месяцев назад +3

    The parody laugh is spot on, extra funny phil is oblivious

  • @Larry
    @Larry 11 месяцев назад +3

    The parody guy is Mr. Ludacris, really funny channel who does a lot of videos critisising DSP.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 11 месяцев назад +2

    Now lets get DSP to react to that other parody video of DSP. The one with DSP wondering how a cereal package is opened.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 11 месяцев назад +3

    Remember. According to DSP accidently getting his own picture to the screen during a stream is funny.
    Remember that when you hear DSP saying that the noodles parody isn't funny...

  • @GoodNyew
    @GoodNyew 11 месяцев назад +5

    Why is it not ok to make fun of Derich? I swear he’s going to be the end of dsp just because of days like today, when he commits major felonies Phil will have no excuse because he was warned

  • @Doozclops
    @Doozclops 11 месяцев назад +2

    As someone with post-nasal drip, it's funny watching him straight up lie about it. It's primarily a symptom, not a cause in itself, and usually treating the underlying cause will make it go away. Either allergies, GERD, or some kind of infection is responsible. It's not a hereditary condition because it's a symptom. I will also still make fun of him for it because he refuses to treat it.

  • @ajshiro3957
    @ajshiro3957 11 месяцев назад +2

    This man is talking about that guy's laugh. he was impersonating Mr. Krabs. How does he not know Spongebob? Say it ain't so!

  • @Michaelsp007
    @Michaelsp007 11 месяцев назад +1

    "It's not funny to make fun of people with medical conditions"
    Also dsp: "MOUTH DROOLERS"

  • @Masuo15
    @Masuo15 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Isnt funny, he is just repeating things I say" its a PARODY genuis, also DSP parody Pewediepie by screaming like a little girl, or xqc "chat chat chat chat chat" and he laughs those off....
    But ok Phil, lets say is not a parody, is an immitation, wich would be EVEN worse, you ADMIT you are this bad by default as a content creator.

  • @jonsage5486
    @jonsage5486 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Every time I eat a meal, I’ve got snot dripping down the back of my throat”
    Is a banger waiting to be made by Meerkat
    The gift that keeps on giving.
    Get a job Phil

  • @jurisfootrag
    @jurisfootrag 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love when Phil gets a dose of what the real world thinks of him lmao

  • @hagerthehorrible1892
    @hagerthehorrible1892 11 месяцев назад +5

    *SNORT*

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus 11 месяцев назад +7

    Thinnest skin on the Internet 😅

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 11 месяцев назад

      He can laugh at Pewdiepie and XQC getting made fun of though. Rules for me but not for REEE

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 11 месяцев назад +4

    Ha. I have so many medical "short comings" that if I did not laugh at them I would go bonkers. Heck, even when other people joke about them I laugh. Grow a skin DSP.

  • @yungwelfare3394
    @yungwelfare3394 11 месяцев назад +13

    snort snort snort ack ack ack sounds good? 🐷👍

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 11 месяцев назад +1

    No one would know about his "medical condition" if he added a freaking mute button! Also I call bullshit on his "I've been to Doctors, there's nothing I can do about it"

  • @bryanusrey3119
    @bryanusrey3119 11 месяцев назад +2

    His “Post nasal drip” didn’t affect him when he was doing his bankruptcy hearing. I watched the whole thing.

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 11 месяцев назад +1

      Or his interviews.

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn 11 месяцев назад +2

    This was the funniest segment of all 31 reacks episodes and what makes it funnier it was submitted by his 'supporters'. Or a Troll who was lucky enough to get an OIC gifted membership. Phil, um, really, um, needs to um, have his ass handed 🆂🅽🐽🆁🆃 to him once in um awhile.

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever 11 месяцев назад +2

    >I don't even do that
    >he's just repeating what I do, that's not funny
    lol

  • @Evan.280
    @Evan.280 5 месяцев назад +2

    He really doesn’t understand what a parody is

  • @flkfnd
    @flkfnd 11 месяцев назад +1

    Someone should tell Phil that Mr. Lewdacris is one of his detractors from the EvilAj2010 days.

  • @michaelcro2941
    @michaelcro2941 11 месяцев назад +2

    It's hilarious how he's so stumped because dudes just repeating the things he says the same way he says them DSP you ARE the joke nothing needs to be added for it to be funny

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nobody is jealous of you PHIL!

  • @spykewyn8395
    @spykewyn8395 5 месяцев назад +3

    Phil was so fucking mad about this 😂

  • @lackybracky8414
    @lackybracky8414 11 месяцев назад +7

    the cup noodles disaster is a timeless classic. cope and bald, piggy