The Sims 4 - Player First! (Zero Punctuation)
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They JUST NOW added toddlers to the game
JUST NOW
*REVIEW INVALID*
And they did it as a free content patch...my God.
Now I'm wondering how the babies react with that transgender thingy I heard they put in the game. How will that be decided?
+A Mean Pineapple Ah I suppose that's a logical (someone will get their panties in a twist over it though) way to do it, thanks for answering.
They don't become teens and then get the option to transition.. In create a sims you can mess with that stuff, but 'natural born' sims would require the use of a cheat to switch anything gender related. You can wear any hair or clothes item no matter your gender at any age though (except baby, they're useless xD).
It's now 2020...the dlc just keeps getting worse. It's free on PS4 this month..then you can spend over $100 adding the content they cut to make it a full game. And EA still hasn't learnt.
This video continues to age like a fine wine
And now we get journey to batuu
In what way? Did I suddenly miss an unfuckening of ea?
I'd like to see a shareholder committee of EA, I'd imagine there'd be pits of lava, and clones of Hitler and Dick Cheney
Actually it's closer to a lovecraftian horror so unspeakably monstrous it drives men insane at the mere sight. To describe it would be to describe what evil and terror materialized would look like.
***** No. NO! Don't bring up Superman....(groan)... Bearded Idiot: At Earth's End.
El Mooo
and adam sandler too!
As a shareholder; I don't care about company scandals unless they affect FIFA.
This is why I and every other fan of Star Wars Battlefront fears Battlefront's fate in the hands of EA.
You will need to pay an extra 30 bucks for that small feeling of nostalgia probably.
well im pretty sure that Disney owns starwars and they have hired dice to make battlefront three so in theory ea wont have a hand in it
Now where it's in the hands of excruding assholes, it's going to be renamed into cashfront
They would charge extra for a red lightsaber.
oleKingCole100 Actually, Dice has gone Valve on us
It's not Battlefront 3, it's just...Battlefront
Not to be confused with Battlefront
"So who gets to shove this payback shiv in EA's neck?"
"PLAYER FIRST!"
wel i'm not a player so the bare hands of saxton hale will have to wait, i did promise him that he got to beat up a enormous mass of sluge so keep it short.
overlord in evil ...what?
Hen LP you stab EA, i will unleash a beefed up austrailian unto them.
overlord in evil Be careful where you inject the steroids onto him, then.
Hen LP let's have his domesticated bear help him to be sure.
EA: The beatings will continue until you like us.
I simply stopped buying EA games. It's really not that hard.
@@Reyrocksall It is when you get a battlefield every year and millions preorder it.
When the Sims 4 came out I was like, "Now I can finally get the Sims 3 with the expansions for cheap!"
XD I am laughing so hard right now (15 mother fucking dollars just in Australia for a thing pack) this game screams dlc
***** Bit of advice, you want sims and expansions for cheap, go on Ebay. There's a beautiful circle of us that sell the game disks on to other people for like £5, then we install it and sell the disk on again to make back the money and include a new person in the ring. All the money to us and we pay basically nothing, and EA can suck it.
Ali Daly Ah so you're essentially doing what people do with the Adobe programs?
+Ali Daly I'm confused, in order to play you need the disk of the latest DLC you've downloaded, like if you install the Late Night DLC, you can't use the Sims 3 disc anymore, you must use the Late Night disc, unless that's not true and my computer is messed up...
+Micah Gestrich Literally no reason to buy all the expansions for a Sims game. I typically support game developers and tend to legally purchase games often, but when it comes to Sims and their idea of taking away features just to sell them to you later, fuck off. I'll get all the expansions in a single torrent without giving a dime to the filthy hands of EA.
"Out the balloon with you, toddlers! Whoops, they didn't fly so well!"
I can't take the smirk off my face.
what is the joke?
rez188 Tis a reference to the video. The "intervening stage" mentioned by Yahtzee, which EA's devs threw out for reasons I can only guess at...:p
I love how well written these are.
"whoops they didn't fly so well!" always gets me
_"Let's all laugh at an industry, that never learns anything, tee hee hee"_
About 80% of us are here just for Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation.
CBA i'd say 90, have you seen the most popular videos?
Roldo Mustache :P yes. I'm afraid that the other guy will yell at me and reveal all my mistakes to the world, while having a damning tone to his voice as he burns me at the stake.
0_0
you forgot to add player first
well the best part about is we are all part of that industry...so yeah :|
Pretty soon EA is gonna have "start game" dlc where you have to buy the option to begin the game in the main menu.
"Buy the game" DLC. "You bought the game, now show us how much you want to play it!"
***** Someone DID have this cute idea that a game is like a shopping mall; you are free to go in, take in the atmosphere, browse the goods, but if you want to buy things (play), you're going to have to pay. Hopefully that day never comes.
deantivakul Don't worry about it. Even if it did there would be an outbreak of piracy so big that the publishers would be forced to reconsider :P
***** If you buy it, you get the intro cutscene and then have to buy the first level.
***** They kinda tried that, with how before the game released they made you pay to try out the create a sim option, then pay for the entire rest of the actual game.
Good luck EA, you've got a long way to go before you become likable again.
I doubt they can reach this state ever again.
were they ever?
overlord in evil Harry Potter And The Chamber of Secrets game was the shit yo
overlord in evil don't know. maybe they were before Origin?
FlawlessFailer maybe, maybe, maybe we should let them try outsmarting bullets.
Remember when we theorized Sims 4 would probably _increase_ the number of traits? Or change from cities to states that had multiple towns and cities?
Instead, 3 traits, neighborhoods, and you need a 20-second loading time to enter a one-story house.
When Sims 3 Came out "Well I guess I'll go back to Sims 2"
When Sims 4 Came Out "Well I guess I'll go back to Sims 2"
EA isn't evil because of high prices or microtransactions, no. It's much worse than that.
In the late 80's, they worked with Bethesda on a sequel to their football game, Gridiron. EA never published the sequel, but they did steal Bethesda's physics code for the game, which was near revolutionary and used it for their own football game. Tell me, does Madden sound familiar?
Petty things like costs and crap decisions are just dickish. Betrayal of trust is a real sign of evil intent.
They also nearly bankrupted DoubleFine after the canned Brutal Legend 2. They had spent months working on it which really sucks.
SoupCann
I'm still pissed off about that, fuck EA, that game would have been great. Now I'll never get another game about a mid-fantasy universe where you play Jack Black.
I say we have a peasant's revolt.
just dont buy EA game pleaseeeee =(
james79ableify But i want BF HARDLINE :(
Was also fun when they cut the time BioWare had to work on Mass Effect 3. You know the crappy ending it had? Yeah, that was EA, not BioWare.
Who's job is it to hold EA accountable for their crap? Player First.
Enoan *Whose
I like the Sims 4.
**oozing pulp of goo slithers out of mouth and creates some gas expulsions vaguely reminiscent of speach**
i now have brain cells that made that image. thank you. lol
Meanwhile you could get the entire Sims 2 Collection for free off Origin. And you expect me to hork out $70 for this shit? Sims 1 had more features than this load of tosh. So I ask again, who should lead the angry mob towards EA's corporate headquarters for them being giant twats?
PLAYER FIRST!
you could* Offer expired long ago but i get your point
*****
AND BROUGHT A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!
woollerland unfortunate. Sims 2 was my fave.
***** NO, BUT ARE WE JUST GOING TO WAIT AROUND UNTIL THEY DO?!?
Yeah I don't get it. They gave us Sims 2 with everything shortly before Sims 4 came out. Why would anyone buy Sims 4?
All those "Player first!" jokes were incredibly accurate.
"Brad learned that Jeremy identifies as a Narwhal"
fuck the what
+The Lunatic Fridge he means sexually identifies as a Narwhal, yea I was shocked at first too until I realised that he meant that.
"Out the balloon with you Toddler, Whoops they not fly so well" LOL🤣😂
"Out the balloon with you, toddlers! Oops! They didn't fly so well!" Is still one of my favorite Yahtzee quotes.
Electronic Arts is what they called themselves. The dyslectic cynic in me is more inclined to call them Electronic Rats.
how about Electronic Assholes.
yes that did take 2 seconds to think up.
+Wr0ng W4y Previous ZP videos had some good candidates:
Electronic Arse
Extruding Assholes
Expel All, as in "expel all of your money so [EA] can have it and be a dick about things."
or Electronic Ass
what the fuck is there in the English language that you can't say online?
There's also the not-so-bright yet very descriptive "greedy and incompetent mother fuckers"
2020 now and this damned game is the shittiest (yet accurate) representation of EA’s marketing strategy. We now have toddler and pool for free but anything fun cost at least 20 dollars (each) and the grand total of owning the whole game with every dlc is above 500$. Fucking fuckity fuck.
You know..... that there are "alternate" ways of getting this game for far less. I mean if they are trying to steal money from you it is justified to get something from them. Right? EA deserves no money.
"So explain, Sims4, why you shouldn't be hurled immediately into this trough of burning slurry?"
"PLAYER FIRST"! XD
At least EA isn't making a "The Sims" Pachinko machine.
+DarknessIsTheTruth FOR NOW!!!
+DarknessIsTheTruth its only a matter of time
+DarknessIsTheTruth Wait for the pay to play app...
+DarknessIsTheTruth PULL THE LEVER!!!!
+killerbee256 Have you not heard of The Sims Freeplay?
But Yahtzee, they did add swimming in Sims 4! If you bought...
THE DLC! (It's so hard to make words seem dramatic when text is so small.)
that was free, it was part of a patch
omgitskittyandjaja
Oh. I thought it was DLC. Knowing EA, DLC is usually more important than the game.
+MURFGAMING1228 "It's in the game" my arse. It's only there if you think people would run for the pitchforks upon putting it behind a paywall.
if you want to emphasize words just do *_this_*
*****
Can not remember how to do that on RUclips.
This has aged so well
4:00 pewdiepie in a nutshell
What else do ya want?
"They didn't fly so well" few may get this joke and yatzhee may not even know that he made it.
I started giggling like a school girl when he said that
TheCocaineCrusader
te he
just in case. what was the joke
If I told you the joke, would you die?
TheCocaineCrusader
It would be extremely bane-ful
Ah watching this now just as EA releases DLC for their DLC on Sims 4
“Player first!”
*looks over at 800 dollars of DLC, half of which should’ve been included in the game to begin with*
(I.e seasons, holidays, pets, cities etc.)
seasons was a DLC in all the other sims games (minus 1 I dont think 1 had seasons at all can´t remember if 2 had seasons).
So I let it slide problem is that the Sims 3 session DLC/expansion contained a lot more both in pure items and stuff and gameplay then sims 4 did.
same whit pets minus in the sims 1 we had dog and cats and it was basic.
2 dont recall. (did 2 have wild wolfs)
3 we had dog, cat, horses and wolfs, small pets like fish and guni pigs.
sims 4 pet we got cat and dog. gunipigs was its own DLC.
and still no horses in 4. and the amount of items and content is really shallow.
@@cookieface80 I think its because most peeaple know that cranking all the content from let say sims 3+expansion+DLC. into the Sims4 base game is just not feasible.
and we know that, asking for that is just telling the devs to not bother.
so we accepts that the sims 3 sesions DLC will be a DLC in the sims 4 what we are not okey whit is the Sims 4 seasion DLC been smaller content and gameplay then the sims 3 seasion DLC and thats where the shoe have been pinching.
its not that we have gotten the same DLC/expension in the sims 2. 3 and 4 but that the sims 4 expensions have been smaller compared to the sims 3 and 2 expensions.
Never trust EA or Capcom, its like a really really bad relationship with a abusive boyfriend
If the boyfriend slaps you a few times, well he will most certainly not stop and should just give up and move on
***** Untill the third game came out and pissed off a lot of people, Mass effect 3, Dead Space 3, SimCity, Sims 4
Its as if EA is just getting worse and worse, There was one guy who all alone managed to make a better game then EA in general
Remember Dust an Elisian tail? One guy did that game all alone besides the music but he programed it and did the artwork
Puts triple 3 companies to shame
RobertAniFreak I loved Mass Effect 3, the story may no f be the best of the trilogy, but the game play is a lot fun, especially the multiplayer.
***** Publish = give money + advertise (to get more money)
THAT'S NOT TRUE! EA AND CAPCOM BITCH SLAPS US BECAUSE THEY LOVE US AND WERE JUST UPSET THAT DINNER WAS COLD! *sobs into corner*
Except one of them is absolutely evil, and the other is a bankrupt company trying to live off of Resident Evil remakes.
Pride and accomplishment...
Seeing this after Star Wars Battlefront 2 is especially hilarious. PLAYER FIRST!!!!
I loved the ending, "Player First"
Keep up the good work.
came here from E3 to remind my self what EA is again.
Yep, it's still the same old EA.
Yep, I've been spending so much time looking at Konami that I forgot that EA is still really bad
I only sip DYNAMICLY!
D-D-D-DYNAMIC
the avatar says it all
OMG hysterical! And very accurate! We do have pools now, but still no toddlers, cars, or customization. The Sims 3 is still my favorite, even if the loading time is three times as long.
I rather enjoyed being able to choose the walk cycle in the demo... other than that, I don't really see anything new in it.
BlissFangBloody Are you kidding? His videos make me laugh so hard at the insults he uses XD
Nope
BlissFangBloody I am
1:03 Basically EA's attitude to any company they buy out
I was waiting for Yatzee to rip on this one.
Nice throwback to the SimCity ZP episode. I remember those lines perfectly^^
Watching this now, after the Battlefront 2 debacle, its like Yahtzee saw it coming
The most accurate description of this game and the company who crapped it out.
2:51 "Why buy it when *Sims 3* is cheaper and on Steam?"
>Steam Edition *Sims 3* = $19.99 (USD)
>All DLC = $379.81 (USD)
>Final Price = $399.80 (USD)
>Cheap
Are you really comparing The Sims 4 without DLC with Sims 3 + all DLC? What kind of comparison is that?
Even Sims 3 without DLC is still a better game in my opinion.
polyth0n No, I'm not comparing anything except the reality of the price of *the Sims 3* and Yahtzee's opinion of the word "cheap." The Sims series has always been a cashcow since the second installment when they started focusing more on the downloadable expansions rather than the base game; it was still fun (of a sort, for a very specific player-base in mind) but it set a trend that EA ran headlong into the ground.
My point was simply to provide the information directly off Steam for anyone curious about wanting to get into such an expensive game. The more you know, etc...
Cheaper, not cheap, cheaper
Farscryer0 Just don't buy the DLC, or all of the DLC. Stop before you go over the $70 mark.
After following my brilliant instructions, Sims 3 is cheaper. ^^
I R jeenius! :P
Yes, that is a deliberate mis-spelling, for those who wanted to know.
Only $85 if it all goes 75% off on a Steam sale. That's 1/3 cost increase for 1000000000/10 increase in content.
I love how he brings up points from Sims 3
God, I love this series. :) I watch these even when I've never heard of the game he's discussing.
I remember getting married, by accident, on the sims. When she went outside I built a fence around her then set the timer to full speed.
I laughed as she repeatedly cried and pissed herself, eventually she starved to death and I then sold her gravestone.
Good times 👍
I didn't even give the Sims 4 a try for the reasons listed here. Im not going to wait and pay for the features in a future expansion when it should of been included in the main game. Screw EA!
They even left out burglers,police and even the firefighters just to show to show you how rushed the game is,but
somehow the pizza delivery guy is too important to leave out.Not only that but the neighborhoods are so small that you have to kick out a rich family just to get a decent size house,it's just a waste of my sister's money.
This was by far one of the best review I have seen in a long time!
Yo you are too funny very witty and well paced and honest need to get my english writing to your level
Woo! New yahtzee! Great way to start the morning, peanut butter toast, iced coffee, and the reaming of a game made by heartless bastards. XD
LOL - PLAYER FIRST!
BEST PUN YET!
I've watched this one so many times and every-time it's still funny. Nothing is funnier than the truth.
EA: "How dare you hate on our game? This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!"
Me: "Madness?!... THIS... IS..."
EA: "Players First!" *shove*
Me: "Wha-?" *pushed into pit* "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH...!"
EA: Bwahahahahaha! *lightning strikes*
So, I'm re-watching this again, and I just noticed this: at 4:12, the doctor lobotomizing the Sims pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh cards .-.
but now I wanna know what cards those were ;-;
Looked like a bunch of white dragons. Probably didn't search very hard for the image.
@@iamaunicorn1232 I know it was a while ago but I had a look and the closest I could find was the Duelist Pack: Yugi edition of Dark Magician Girl.
I love listening to this on double speed
This was absolutely astounding.
i honestly hate what EA is doing i have two older sisters who loves sims 4 and they cannot see that they have wasted hundreds of dollars on a game which doesn't have enough content to in my eyes be a good game. the worst part is my sisters wont hear a word against it i made one comment once on a group chat about how i found the sims 4 a bit empty and they wouldn't hear it i ended up having to write a short essay to explain myself. these are the people that are keeping EA afloat the people that mindlessly pour hundreds of dollars onto a company that is unquestionably evil and only care about themselves.
Who's going to piss on EA's headquarters?
Player first!
The one I imagine sits at the helm of EA is that one guy from the Tom & Jerry movie. The guy who said "We've got to have money!" seems to be all that matters to them.
4:27 I FREAKED OUT!!
Why in the world isn't there a competitor to the Sims? We have hundreds of Shooters and RPG's, and the Sims is incredibly appealing with a dedicated fanbase even if said fanbase must suffer the constant abuse that EA heaps onto them. If another developer made a Sims-esque game on Steam with less bullshit packed in then it'd break the rules of physics by selling out despite being on a digital distribution network.
Psst I am from the future - paralives is supposed to be this very thing. I hope it kicks EAs asslike Cities Skyli es did after Sim City
Zero Punctuation? The Sims 4?
Dis Gon B Gud
You never fail to entertain Yatzhee!! Keep up the good work
omg that origin joke had me crying
Stop buying EA games. Start pirating EA games.
Why should I stop pirating their games?
Did you just imply what I think you implied? Because if you did that would be very clever.
not even that's worth it, its like phez cause its not a bad game but even when its free people wont get it, even if it can be pirated people wont get it and all cause the developer of this indie game is an absolute arsehole
Hen Barrison Hypothetically. BTW, piracy laws are not enforced where I live.
No wonder they try pushing DRM, there are people that pirate games. Although it doesn't really work for them. Some games are good at combating pirating, but EA is lacking in that regard.
The most important question. Can you still max out your charisma so that you can knock up you neighbor's wife after one single afternoon visit? There is nothing more satisfying that watching a bunch of families have to deal with your digital bastards you forced on them and watch the occasional public fight that resulted from the living reminder of the infidelity you left them with. :-)
Yeah you could do that on all the Sims games.
I played Sims 1 & Sims 2. You could only do that with the women in your household before 3. Sims 3 was the first to combine impregnation and cuckholdry together.
TC IronBear In the first sims game, if you had the expansion "makin magic", you could use magic to steal wives. At one point, i had enough charges to get 8 people in my family and they all hated each other due to jealousy.
@@Samagachi
Just like real wamens.
[Miss spelled on purpose]
It’s been about 4 years since I watched any of your reviews and I don’t know why other than I forgot and things and stuff and it’s none of your business. Today someone else referenced “Zero punctuation” in a video and several hours later I am 40 or so videos in (during work of course). I say these things because you are the most refreshing person to listen to hating on games. There are rare occurrences that you like games but I think the fun of it is trying to find an argument against the negatives you so aptly vomit per second. Well done. I am ecstatic to be watching once again.
If I ever get a game store, I will hang posters with Yatzheze's quotes everywhere!
No wonder the game is about to be made free for everyone.
7 years was a good run
Personally I don't have a problem with Origin or uPlay
Damian Freeman In what way?
Notice how no one has liked your comment... Yea...
Cricket Cricket*
鄭皓宇 Just because he made a stupid comment doesn't mean you need to be rude. Geez
I think the only person to like this comment mis-pressed the dislike button
I love how 'done' he is. Just... He's done xD
i broke out laughing at this video.
The recent Star Wars Battlefront 2 fiasco reminded me of this game. EA is always taking a step in the wrong direction because it is easier and it makes them more money; they will never learn.
I once saw a comic showing several gamers saying things to the like of "screw you EA" and "haha worst company of the year" while at the same time throwing money at them, it unfortunately remains true, to be honest the answer to the question "who is to blame for EA still making money and still being ass-holes about it?" still remains "Player First".
@Escapist I've been looking at games more deeply now, wondering why I enjoy them and I both curse and thank you for that.
Excellent. Not that the intermediate videos weren't also good, but this is the best there's been in a while.
I'd pay $70 for a 64-bit version of The Sims 3 that doesn't crash due to lack of memory after you've been playing a game for a few months.
Wait... what did Nestle do?
Make Raisinets, which I almost spat all over my screen after seeing it up there.... :3
I love those though
They were caught selling toxic baby formula to "developing" countries, because they didn't want to have to throw it all away when it didn't pass inspection.
Posted incorrect breastfeeding instructions in an attempt to garner higher formula sales, the list goes on
They ate all the Nutella.
I just watched the this war of mine zero punctuation and I just got a this war of mine advert on this video XD
"It's chintz and pastels or fuck off back to call of duty"
That line had tears in my eyes.
now hold on i hate EA as much as the next guy buuuut IF YOU CAN BE A NARWHAL IN THE SIMS 4 IM GETTING THAT SHIT
I identify as a non-existent object.
CBA .... i expected as much *sniff* i must not go into a corner and start crying
*try not to cry*
*cries alot*
CBA Is this all you do? post paradoxes on peoples comments to fuck with their minds?
joe kickass so wait he was fucking with me YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Get it on piratebay. You get the game, and EA doesn't get any money.
The year is 2021. Sims 4 eith all DLC is about $750 on steam
The year is 2022. It isn't getting any better with not one but TWO game breaking packs released this year alone.
(And for the record I sail the high seas for this piece of shit)
I've never tried the swimming pool kill. I would always box people into a square made of couches and light a fire place next to it. They burn to death.
I think it was also possible to box someone into a room so they starve.
Saw this in my sub box and thought "ooooo... This is gunna be good."
"the thought of charging for them" is an odd comment considering The Sims pretty much invented DLC.
Sadly accurate
Next week it's another "hype train" game.
CyrusBluebird Destiny?
***** Yes. So I suggest popcorn and a nice drink for next week.
They've added pools back and toddlers too, freely!
This was great! Best review yet!
Games destroyed by EA
Fifa check
NHL check
Dragon age check
mass effect check
battlefield check
Sims check
Thank god i boycotted their games after dragon age.
I thought the Mass Effect games were supposed to be really good? I thought people just hated the ending of 3
IamFnXtreme The Mass Effect games are really good the ending was completely unexpected and that's why people hated it
Add SimCity to the list, and eventually add Plants vs zombies
sims and the skate franchise were the only 2 left they didn't get the developers under there sweaty belt to fuck it up, but then they made sims 4 and fucked it up royally, just waiting on them to fuck up skate too :(
***** I wouldn't know what they are like unfortunately I'm either gonna buy the Trilogy on console this weekend or wait a few months until I can upgrade my GPU and get them on PC
And now you can play Sims 4 with all DLC for the low low price of £220
Player First!
Me my brother and my dad find you hilarious. you are so good at what you do!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of those times when I really really really really agree with Mr. Croshaw here.
I like how EA is voted as worst game company yet people keep buying their stuff...EA will never learn to not be so unlikable when the consumers keep buying their games since the more we buy their games, the more EA sees they are doing something right since their games keep selling
Thats not even the worst part. The worst part is that 2 months ago they made a profit of 1 BILLION dollars this year alone ;(
cyanmanta comcast sounds like a Group porno
That's because EA's worked into a devious spot. They aren't the makers of great games, they Produce them. And EA's proven mercilessly that they will destroy every company they've shanghai'd into serving them before taking the L themselves.
That's the problem. For EA to die, At Least a few dozen really good, honest, and talented companies are going to have to die before they do. They've got a metaphorical gun to the heads of half the major game development industry.
Funny how everything he said here, and here we are in 2018, most of the Dlc's are out and...oh wait we have dogs and cats and foxes!! Or Foxgs cause u can mix and match...wait no seasons yet? Oh wait its just gona be a DLC for a DLC...cause thats a thing now!
Placid Sip. DYNAMIC SIP.
Love it.
Last thing EA had their claws in that was good was Kingfoms of Amalur. Haven't touched the "remastered" versions because I dont wanna know how they cocked it up
I really want Yahtzee to review Five Nights At Freddy's (it being a unique, atmospheric, and actually scary indie game), but then I remembered his thing with theme park mascots. So yeah, we're probably not going to get that review.
Except there's really not much to say with that game. You sit at a chair and make sure that the "scary" jumpscare robots don't get to you. I can't see him making a 5min review of that.
The game is boring basically a glorified version of red light green light.
Bob Smith Yeah, but it's a glorified game of red light green light with a REALLY absorbing atmosphere.
***** There's a difference between Dead Space type jumps scares and FNAF jump scares. I subscribe to the idea that if you set up a really creepy atmosphere and put the player in a situation where they feel exposed, you can get away with a few jump scares. Besides, the timing always throws you for a loop. When you're expecting to get killed, that final attack is always a few seconds after you expect it.
Troy Wullbrandt What the fuck are you chatting?
All you do is sit in a chair and wait for jump-scares to come at you while you look down a shitty camera system using the power of 2 AA batteries.
The game is shit - get over it.