THEY PREDICTED OUR LOVE LIVES!!

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  • @jasonnash
    @jasonnash  5 лет назад +2167

    Do you believe in astrology!?!??

  • @marakalea
    @marakalea 4 года назад +1658

    Jeff: "It's all downhill after March."
    He got that one right

    • @batknight4317
      @batknight4317 4 года назад +7

      Mara Kalea it’s still March, do u mean the coronavirus?

    • @bellarosewood3862
      @bellarosewood3862 4 года назад +7

      he said March 2022

    • @lillianjo4679
      @lillianjo4679 4 года назад

      Omg

    • @JacktheViper10
      @JacktheViper10 4 года назад +6

      Apparently this the time where Carly is getting super famous

    • @livingingratitude7377
      @livingingratitude7377 4 года назад +2

      @@JacktheViper10 she is getting a lot of exposure because of actually following the rules and the cutie that is Nolan

  • @elisaishitani
    @elisaishitani 5 лет назад +2386

    "That's my dad's birthday!"
    "1989?"
    "Yes Jeff, you're the same age as my dad"

  • @stephaniegonzalez5321
    @stephaniegonzalez5321 5 лет назад +1268

    The fact that they left Matt out of this is disheartening. He was so animated and then his energy drops as soon as he realizes he’s not participating. MATT IS THE MOST INTERESTING UGHHH

    • @Nxi__
      @Nxi__ 5 лет назад +18

      Stephanie Gonzalez they probably needed to pay for it. Thats why

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 4 года назад +17

      It's completely bs, why does it matter who it is

    • @shaniaaskew5803
      @shaniaaskew5803 4 года назад

      They know he will find love and be successful but the others they need to know more about😹😹

    • @nerdbutt8566
      @nerdbutt8566 4 года назад +7

      Matt the rat

    • @LuisHernandez-br1wt
      @LuisHernandez-br1wt 4 года назад +4

      Matt is fake af lol

  • @bexii786
    @bexii786 5 лет назад +1858

    I feel like Jeff is scared of genuine love....Like that deep deep love

    • @navamusic3732
      @navamusic3732 5 лет назад +19

      Novux not true but many do

    • @VioletSky908
      @VioletSky908 5 лет назад +87

      Yeah, that's the feeling I get from him too. He definitely is afraid to fall in love

    • @erikaroth
      @erikaroth 5 лет назад +61

      who isnt tho

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 5 лет назад +24

      he's already been in love before lol

    • @jessiedawn123
      @jessiedawn123 5 лет назад +51

      Every sag is afraid of love it's a wild sign if they don't have freedom it's smothering to them

  • @garrettboland9730
    @garrettboland9730 5 лет назад +1640

    You’re gonna make a lot of money
    “I like this guy”

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад

      Garrett Boland 😂

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 5 лет назад +2

      *sits down to listen*

    • @gottalovetheinternet
      @gottalovetheinternet 5 лет назад +7

      I think Erin will be the one who's jealous of Carly, I can already see it... Snarky comments, bringing her down, etc. Carly will have to be more independent from her as she's getting toxic and just wants her puppy dog sidekick back. But Carly is amazing and is a star in her own right.

    • @Forever-gd7vs
      @Forever-gd7vs 5 лет назад +1

      Carly to Jason: Oh maybe you will meet someone in Erin's wedding, Erin's wedding day: Hiiiii bitches it's Trisha!!!! anyone missed me?

  • @emzymezzz
    @emzymezzz 5 лет назад +814

    when dude told jeff “you haven’t come out yet” james charles probably peed himself

  • @Damon-ot8nn
    @Damon-ot8nn 5 лет назад +1838

    Only ppl like that dude could survive in a place like LA

    • @FREEGEMS
      @FREEGEMS 5 лет назад +181

      Ppl like that dude could only survive in a place like LA

    • @m2412
      @m2412 5 лет назад +42

      Damon 1776 😫 people really have money to burn in LA

    • @AlejandroRamirez-xx8fn
      @AlejandroRamirez-xx8fn 5 лет назад +57

      I'm not from the US but, is that stereotype about LA true? Is most people there self centered and dumb af?😂

    • @solracdan7282
      @solracdan7282 5 лет назад +3

      Damon 1776 ofc cuz every where Elsa they’d get flipped off

    • @TyKOmain
      @TyKOmain 5 лет назад +32

      Alejandro Ramírez
      Nah there are stupid and smart people everywhere

  • @lilcranky
    @lilcranky 5 лет назад +3100

    This is the most LA thing you people have ever done

    • @pinkyandthebrain99
      @pinkyandthebrain99 5 лет назад +14

      Lil Cranky word!

    • @beatricearie
      @beatricearie 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahah!

    • @stevencotton1363
      @stevencotton1363 5 лет назад +18

      They also got ghost hunters which was also bullshit

    • @McCRINDLEMOVIES
      @McCRINDLEMOVIES 5 лет назад +29

      When someone says most LA thing that genuinely just means (most bullshit money scam)

    • @pancakekingdom
      @pancakekingdom 5 лет назад +2

      "Jupiter is in your career... So... Interesting.... It shows that you are destined to be famous". **BAM** *$5K in this guy's pocket.

  • @paytonsitko3007
    @paytonsitko3007 4 года назад +1001

    He said Coachella was going to be awsome in 2020 anybody else watching in 2020 CORONAVIRUS

  • @ShadowAqw1
    @ShadowAqw1 5 лет назад +1090

    Jeff: “I think I’ll become a fashion designer”
    Matt: “WITH THOSE JEANS?!”
    Matt King is the greatest

  • @charli216
    @charli216 5 лет назад +639

    Jeff: I don't even have a crush.
    Also Jeff: you kissed me a little Natalie. It's a Christmas miracle.

    • @imiil5447
      @imiil5447 4 года назад +6

      yesssssssss

    • @YourMom-ko1ky
      @YourMom-ko1ky 3 года назад

      Also Jeff: makes out with Suzy in Vegas when he was sober

  • @isaacchavez5790
    @isaacchavez5790 3 года назад +142

    Holy shit 10:23 he called Jeff’s biggest moment, when he almost died. In which later created the biggest and most anticipated content of his career, the documentary. Also the fact that he’s the only one from the “Vlog Squad” posting now, he’s Literally cleaning up from the fans craving for content. He’s at his peak rn, that was wild!

    • @lizziejones506
      @lizziejones506 3 года назад

      ikrrr

    • @angiejagerdeo9677
      @angiejagerdeo9677 3 года назад +1

      I thought the same thing

    • @Penny-wl1ui
      @Penny-wl1ui 3 года назад +1

      yeah thats mad

    • @juhnkeabby
      @juhnkeabby 3 года назад +13

      He also said that Jonah would probably end up cutting him off in sense to business or in general not sure. I think Jonah just made him get rid of the barber shop show set up that was in his apartment and there was a fight I think.

    • @cbass4352
      @cbass4352 3 года назад

      yea thats honestly crazy to think abt it got me thinking abt if this shit actually real

  • @pixel7974
    @pixel7974 5 лет назад +750

    when he says to Jeff , "you haven't come out yet"
    Jeff's face was like🙄😂🤔😭😳

  • @cooperkramer2985
    @cooperkramer2985 5 лет назад +318

    This guy is a genius. Make L.A celebrities pay to hear that they were "Destined to be famous". He was really reluctant to show the laptop screen. Straight money.

    • @krimsiidem2327
      @krimsiidem2327 5 лет назад +23

      Cooper Kramer that’s a smart scam, psychological tricks right there making him big money

    • @blakerispalje7722
      @blakerispalje7722 5 лет назад +5

      It’s all fake lolz

    • @Nagim-d3z
      @Nagim-d3z 5 лет назад +1

      @@VictoriaKul do you just have the same copy paste for everyone saying astrology is bs?

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 5 лет назад

      @@VictoriaKul astronomy is reliable.
      Astrology is bullshit

  • @mzzz7725
    @mzzz7725 4 года назад +173

    'Your luckiest period will be starting on March 22nd 2020'
    Corona Virus: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @amandanuss2943
      @amandanuss2943 4 года назад

      March 22nd is my birthday

    • @elenamadlener5648
      @elenamadlener5648 4 года назад +8

      well tbh for them and their fame Corona virus was actually pretty good, because people are stuck at home and watch youtube the whole day :D

  • @michelawallace9228
    @michelawallace9228 5 лет назад +487

    YOOOO Jeff is so cute calling his mom and telling him he's going to "get his future predicted"

  • @ruruross
    @ruruross 5 лет назад +621

    "I don't even have a crush"- Jeff. Now y'all can stop shipping Jatalie.

    • @jhj2386
      @jhj2386 5 лет назад +26

      I hate the word “shipping” Jesus christ

    • @D3annaLorraine
      @D3annaLorraine 5 лет назад +7

      Raya K my exact thought... enough is enough with that whole joke.

    • @MrsRebellion
      @MrsRebellion 5 лет назад +21

      I was shipping Susie and Jeff 😅

    • @MrsRebellion
      @MrsRebellion 5 лет назад +4

      I was shipping Susie and Jeff 😅

    • @RezurrectedCustomz
      @RezurrectedCustomz 5 лет назад +1

      Rebelle H no chance of that shes had a bf for a while

  • @MorganT353
    @MorganT353 5 лет назад +187

    I love how Jeff says don’t say anything disrespectful mom. I could never put my mom on speaker 😂

  • @imyouyoureme1533
    @imyouyoureme1533 5 лет назад +1305

    "Am I going to get married again"
    "It seems very possible"
    *next scene - Jason in a bikini top*

    • @gladyslopez1922
      @gladyslopez1922 5 лет назад +25

      And a possible rant video from Trisha.

    • @vce.john1734
      @vce.john1734 5 лет назад +6

      Gladys Lopez it would funny if Jason get married again and Trisha punching the air

    • @Nagim-d3z
      @Nagim-d3z 5 лет назад +6

      That's literally the most idiotic 'prediction' ever, it can mean yes, no, and everything in between..

    • @gladyslopez1922
      @gladyslopez1922 5 лет назад +1

      @@vce.john1734 But she can't get mad, she's happily married to a cardboard cutout.😂

  • @Deep_breathin
    @Deep_breathin 5 лет назад +524

    “WITH THOSE JEANS” Matt you kill me

    • @luisb2842
      @luisb2842 5 лет назад +1

      Bethany Strain when I read your comment the exact “with those jeans was said”😂😂😂 trippy it’s just perfect timing this guy would say “I would have told you that, I read the stars”

    • @Nagim-d3z
      @Nagim-d3z 5 лет назад

      I thought he said with those genes, as in why would you be a designer with those looks.. Now I feel stupid lol

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад

      Bethany Strain that face he made haha!

  • @jimenatorres609
    @jimenatorres609 3 года назад +34

    The fact that he predicted Jonah cutting off Jeff is mind blowing

  • @dilshaan8660
    @dilshaan8660 5 лет назад +2560

    this guy was probably looking at everyone's social blade

  • @mariaesquivel9704
    @mariaesquivel9704 5 лет назад +344

    Jeff’s pop socket is a picture of nerf🥺🥺

  • @beckybert9872
    @beckybert9872 5 лет назад +268

    I love that these moms remember exactly when their children were born even YEARS later.

    • @aloekills
      @aloekills 5 лет назад +18

      Becky Bert my mom doesn’t know what time i was born and i’m 14 lmfaoooo

    • @studentloans3105
      @studentloans3105 5 лет назад +15

      I asked my mother what time I was born once and she told me 2:30am.
      I’ve seen my birth certificate though and it was 6:38pm and I’m only 16

    • @kelseyamayaa
      @kelseyamayaa 4 года назад +5

      my mom has my birth year wrong in multiple scrapbooks

    • @laineym6683
      @laineym6683 4 года назад +11

      As a mother, I'd like to say, we're lucky to remember the day of the week.

    • @mowganashwey
      @mowganashwey 4 года назад

      I asked my mom what time I was born and got a long "oooohhh", she couldn't remember lol

  • @ms.sam.i.am.
    @ms.sam.i.am. 5 лет назад +352

    Matt “...yeah, you’re the same age as my father.”

  • @therealrandi
    @therealrandi 5 лет назад +771

    Tell Matt he needs to be Nev’s partner on catfish lol

  • @jorm1652
    @jorm1652 3 года назад +30

    how is no one noticing how insanely accurate this was for jeff and jonah’s relationship?

  • @dannydizzle21
    @dannydizzle21 5 лет назад +148

    That holistic healing chick looks exactly how you think a holistic scammer would look like.

    • @karmenletourneau9574
      @karmenletourneau9574 5 лет назад +5

      She was DEFINITELY rude AF that I do know. Bashing Gemini's in general is just fucked up. Sorry she had some shitty exe's but that doesn't make ALL Gemini's horrible beings.

    • @YWFilmProductions
      @YWFilmProductions 5 лет назад

      I dont think they're scammers, I just think you have to be at a certain level of skill to be good, but doesn't mean you're a scammer. It would just mean you're not that good. They're not scamming people, they might suck, but that's a totally other thing than scamming. Scammers are people who know that what they're doing is ethically wrong, and still go ahead with the scam to delightfully fuck people over. It doesn't feel like they are doing this, but instead they think they are good. But there are probably way better professionals / healers out there.

  • @patriciaenid3010
    @patriciaenid3010 5 лет назад +321

    when the guy said “was that clear” to jonah and matt said “mhmm”
    matt was very into this 😂

    • @mandybrooke
      @mandybrooke 5 лет назад +19

      Patricia Enid I knoooww like I wanna hear Matt’s more than anyone, I feel like he believes & appreciates it the most. Love his open mindedness

    • @IAmAMeateater
      @IAmAMeateater 5 лет назад

      Mandy Patrick 😂😂

  • @weirds310
    @weirds310 5 лет назад +661

    I know I’m not the only one who thinks Carly is hot

    • @genesis.4770
      @genesis.4770 5 лет назад +9

      NuTs- TOXIC no sir

    • @joshdelazo6455
      @joshdelazo6455 5 лет назад +13

      Ur not the only one! Carly is 🔥

    • @stellahedman7397
      @stellahedman7397 5 лет назад +7

      Genesis Lara what??

    • @lainblehhh
      @lainblehhh 5 лет назад +6

      You’re not alone

    • @Lozza234
      @Lozza234 5 лет назад

      stella hedman the name is NuTs-TOXIC and he said back no sir lol confusing 😂

  • @JasonHibono
    @JasonHibono 5 лет назад +976

    Jeff isn’t taking any of this lmao

    • @talan1k574
      @talan1k574 5 лет назад +109

      JasonHibono yeah it’s a load of BS to be honest, fun to watch though

    • @ikklepip
      @ikklepip 5 лет назад +136

      His BS detector was going off big time but he just played along for a laugh.

    • @JasonHibono
      @JasonHibono 5 лет назад +5

      agreed

    • @D3annaLorraine
      @D3annaLorraine 5 лет назад +113

      That’s why he’s my favorite, he’s the realest

    • @Nagim-d3z
      @Nagim-d3z 5 лет назад +65

      He's pretty much the only regular person that lives in LA..

  • @TheHellogoo
    @TheHellogoo 5 лет назад +217

    *The stars are aligning and telling me that this guy is full of it.*

    • @kivs3007
      @kivs3007 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @michelle5254
    @michelle5254 5 лет назад +80

    Matt: "My birthday's July 9th."
    Jonah: "We share the same birthday! July 8th!"
    😂😂😂

  • @sarinal5713
    @sarinal5713 5 лет назад +829

    The stars are telling me that Matt King is my soulmate

    • @zform8928
      @zform8928 5 лет назад +15

      They told me the same thing about carly

    • @sarinal5713
      @sarinal5713 5 лет назад +13

      Mutombo fully aware 😎

    • @lollolol5008
      @lollolol5008 5 лет назад +1

      Told me the same thing about Jason and zane

    • @xIDevine
      @xIDevine 5 лет назад

      They told me hes a grass

    • @davidly8059
      @davidly8059 5 лет назад +2

      It told me I don’t have a gf

  • @baileymarcum
    @baileymarcum 5 лет назад +320

    “You’re a Sagittarius, you’re gonna make a lot of money!”
    I don’t care if it wasn’t directed towards me, I’m taking that for myself. 😂😂😂😂

    • @nimahraza
      @nimahraza 5 лет назад +3

      Lol same, esp since I was born Dec 15 too

    • @lynall6478
      @lynall6478 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂 saaame !!! Even if now I can’t find a job XD

    • @vixvaporwave3755
      @vixvaporwave3755 5 лет назад +1

      Girl harD SAME

    • @ashleebates5708
      @ashleebates5708 5 лет назад +1

      Bailey Marcum hahah me too

    • @selina.yse54
      @selina.yse54 5 лет назад +1

      I'm born on 16th December so where my Sagittarius people at?! We gon make a lot of money😂

  • @frankiejaymusic1
    @frankiejaymusic1 5 лет назад +232

    Scammer: "You could end up getting back together with a lover from your past."
    Everyones brains in the room: "Don't make a Trisha joke."

  • @karaolson4081
    @karaolson4081 5 лет назад +138

    Matt king and his facial expressions are just everything

  • @Deblyn13
    @Deblyn13 5 лет назад +189

    "Are you still in love with someone?"
    Jason: "No"
    Trisha: 😭😭😭😭

    • @canelos11
      @canelos11 5 лет назад

      Debbi Greene 😆😆😆

    • @hihello4443
      @hihello4443 5 лет назад +1

      She happens to be a Gemini 😂

    • @allisonovo
      @allisonovo 5 лет назад +1

      hi hello she’s a Taurus, Jason is a Gemini.

    • @gigi-mt1tx
      @gigi-mt1tx 5 лет назад +1

      Trisha’s next video 😂

    • @MsObeyy
      @MsObeyy 5 лет назад

      Me pretending to be an astrologist to see if he still has feelies for trish👀
      Lmao made me laugh low key it felt a lil sneaky

  • @shelbycabello3331
    @shelbycabello3331 5 лет назад +655

    Why does everyone leave Matt out?? He’s the best :(

    • @ruthnaranjo957
      @ruthnaranjo957 5 лет назад +50

      I stopped liking him when he started snitching on everyone on a David's vlog

    • @ruthnaranjo957
      @ruthnaranjo957 5 лет назад +37

      @Emma Martin it was a prank where the police came into Dom's apartment while they had a party and arrested Dom for organizing a party and Matt for buying the alcohol, and he started snitching on everyone so he could go free. You could see the difference between Dom's and Matt's personality bc Dom was really calm and Matt was just throwing everyone under the bus

    • @Faerieshimmer
      @Faerieshimmer 5 лет назад +25

      Ruth Naranjo Yeah he was being an asshole for snitching on everyone. But people make mistakes. He does seem like a good person overall

    • @Faerieshimmer
      @Faerieshimmer 5 лет назад +1

      Luna Gabriella Scroll above. It was when the police went to Dom’s party. I don’t remember the number of the vlog sorry

    • @vivi-dy4gm
      @vivi-dy4gm 5 лет назад +7

      I remember this clearly I remember thinking to myself “bro what a pussy”

  • @aaronpalacios9478
    @aaronpalacios9478 5 лет назад +324

    Jeff grabs phone:
    Jason: Call daddy
    😹

    • @SS-hd5jx
      @SS-hd5jx 5 лет назад

      yeh like who did he think he was

    • @amandamorin3598
      @amandamorin3598 5 лет назад +25

      Aaron Palacios dude calls his dad daddy one time and can’t live it down

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад

      Sahil Sharma he didn’t say anything, Jason did.

    • @chels1717
      @chels1717 5 лет назад +1

      Amanda Morin nah he’s let it slip a couple of times before David’s video. In his “breaking into my parents house” video he said it numerous times, both addressing his father and referring to him

    • @MJ-tt1tz
      @MJ-tt1tz 5 лет назад +1

      chels it’s a New York/ Jersey thing it’s pretty normal over there

  • @micbud1424
    @micbud1424 5 лет назад +84

    Jeff is such a good friend trying to protect Jason from heart break after the guy kept on saying he was going to find love. Jeff didn’t want him to get over excited over a fake gypsy

  • @bvtrece616
    @bvtrece616 3 года назад +19

    Wow, watching this again on May 2, 2021, and hearing Jeff's reading. He will be fully remade, "it will always be that you are beautiful in the eyes of the public but there will also be a focus on art" that is insane.

  • @TheHoneySteph
    @TheHoneySteph 5 лет назад +570

    Jeff: "I dont even have a crush"
    Natalie :(

    • @Marc-gw6lu
      @Marc-gw6lu 5 лет назад +7

      Stephanie Estrada Natalie has David

    • @dawnlily3813
      @dawnlily3813 5 лет назад +71

      She’s a snob he can do better lol

    • @VioletSky908
      @VioletSky908 5 лет назад +69

      @@dawnlily3813 That's incredibly rude, you don't even know her

    • @FSDBARBIE
      @FSDBARBIE 5 лет назад +7

      Dawn Lily why she gotta be a snob

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 5 лет назад +28

      @@Marc-gw6lu Natalie's single and thriving on her own

  • @Bubblegumoriginal
    @Bubblegumoriginal 5 лет назад +152

    when the astrologist said "im not a psychopath im a.. badass" I cringed very hard

    • @houseofbows
      @houseofbows 5 лет назад +2

      Yep he wished

    • @etotensei8612
      @etotensei8612 5 лет назад +5

      Honestly tho. It takes a badass to read a layout of nonsense?? Lol

    • @Aziz32ing
      @Aziz32ing 5 лет назад

      Same...

  • @brendanlynn6637
    @brendanlynn6637 3 года назад +145

    I'm watching this after Jeff's accident and some of these things are true

    • @felipeperales1248
      @felipeperales1248 3 года назад

      Ong

    • @Miszxbabyimyours
      @Miszxbabyimyours 3 года назад

      duuuude foreal

    • @Aryan_3359
      @Aryan_3359 3 года назад +4

      Dude i was thinking the same fuc*ing thing broo he came out after that incident

    • @tayjulia8928
      @tayjulia8928 2 года назад

      everything was accurate even jonah being the one to cut him off lol

  • @showaker4755
    @showaker4755 5 лет назад +390

    You guys really like to ignore Jeff when he says the prison jokes bother him. Don't act surprised when he's the next one to leave the group.

    • @bfunnygirl21934
      @bfunnygirl21934 5 лет назад +21

      It's always Jason that says it too! So annoying

    • @antdav3699
      @antdav3699 5 лет назад +41

      You can tell the “call daddy” joke bothered him too

    • @PanthORandPonAY
      @PanthORandPonAY 5 лет назад +29

      Jeff doesn’t belong in this group of idiots.

    • @janicecoleman5830
      @janicecoleman5830 5 лет назад +3

      I haven't heard the "Call Daddy" joke before, what was that all about?

    • @antdav3699
      @antdav3699 5 лет назад +22

      Janice Coleman in one of the vlogs Jeff called his sister to ask something and referred to their dad as “daddy” and the group gave him shit for it

  • @FSDBARBIE
    @FSDBARBIE 5 лет назад +278

    Look at Matt’s face when u said u didn’t include him I’m fighting and u can see how much his into it

    • @cookiedough4748
      @cookiedough4748 5 лет назад +4

      Yeahhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @mandybrooke
      @mandybrooke 5 лет назад +47

      Nisha poor Matt always getting left out yet has the best spirit ab everything all the time

    • @FSDBARBIE
      @FSDBARBIE 5 лет назад +22

      Mandy Patrick and he’s a crowds favorite how do they not know this ?!

    • @KIsabelUnson
      @KIsabelUnson 5 лет назад +1

      Seeing Matt’s face like that wrecked me. 😖

    • @sanazaman388
      @sanazaman388 5 лет назад +3

      And to think matt is the only one of them that lives with him but he still got overlooked

  • @janessatamayo855
    @janessatamayo855 5 лет назад +128

    Jeff: “I don’t even have a crush!”
    Natalie: 🥺😭

  • @greekryan
    @greekryan 5 лет назад +708

    This dude probably charges a ridiculous amount too lol

    • @CloudWarlord
      @CloudWarlord 5 лет назад +8

      Probably by the hour or how many people he reads.

    • @happzy
      @happzy 5 лет назад +45

      Well he's basically a motivational coach with a "supernatural" twist

    • @GloriaC333
      @GloriaC333 5 лет назад +15

      He’s getting free advertising on this video so hopefully they didn’t pay him

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад +4

      Ryan Sauve Yup for this baloney.

    • @abbyk658
      @abbyk658 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Sauve when there’s literally apps for this stuff too lmao

  • @ThePumpernickel93
    @ThePumpernickel93 5 лет назад +215

    "It's like the Matrix!"
    -Matt King 2k19

    • @william49992
      @william49992 5 лет назад

      Why the vlog squad always paying these random ass young dudes for some fake shit that they believe? Does anyone else remember a while back the vlogsquad went to this sketchy like young looking 26 year old doctor? it was late and he had his young staff there and he bragged about how he'd been in business for 11 years or something like that? They basically went around his office doing random ass hand eye coordination things.

  • @ethankunoff9459
    @ethankunoff9459 4 года назад +47

    Kinda crazy what Jeff said “it’s all downhill after March”

  • @sofianaji6726
    @sofianaji6726 5 лет назад +256

    Jeff is scarred man, I dont think he's ready for a relashionship.

    • @young9165
      @young9165 5 лет назад +21

      he just wanna spread his seed and get the guap

    • @mothballz2150
      @mothballz2150 4 года назад +9

      @xyz zyx guacamole

    • @MrMootube1000
      @MrMootube1000 4 года назад +3

      @xyz zyx money

  • @moonhead5967
    @moonhead5967 5 лет назад +278

    When your job is to tell people what they want to hear and say the stars told you

    • @imyouyoureme1533
      @imyouyoureme1533 5 лет назад +30

      I could never understand how anyone would pay for this - unless its to laugh at the hilarity.

    • @ninjadotcom9194
      @ninjadotcom9194 5 лет назад

      MoonHead 😂😂😂trueee!!!

    • @Nagim-d3z
      @Nagim-d3z 5 лет назад +3

      @@VictoriaKul Just saying something is real doesn't make it true.. Show me real, factual proof/evidence. Trustworthy scientific studies.
      Oh wait, there are none.

    • @mayawillow9848
      @mayawillow9848 5 лет назад

      John Doe I believe it’s real, but this is my own belief. Just like everything in the bible (no scientific evidence) but people still have these beliefs!

    • @Faraz_khan0
      @Faraz_khan0 5 лет назад +2

      haha true! The astrologer told the vaguest sh*t... I'm a neurolinguist and I read language patterns. He used language in a very generalized way but made it seem like it was specific to the person... also it's a no-brainer to look someone up on the internet beforehand and see their success patterns... you don't have to pretend to predict stuff to tell that Jeff and Carly are gonna blow up at some point... they are young, ambitious, and already getting more and more famous by the day, it's obvious that down the road they might get into a movie or get called on to talk shows n stuff, plus they are both at the beginning of their businesses, things will potentially go up from here anyway.... don't buy into this crap guys... It's plain psychology that people like to hear about themselves and their lives or at least take interest in it and that is what these "astrologers" exploit to make bank.

  • @onda_dr_quinn3942
    @onda_dr_quinn3942 4 года назад +66

    To Jeff, these people are probably the same as every con man in new york.

  • @laceface96
    @laceface96 5 лет назад +240

    I feel like the worst “advice” he could have said is to reignite a flame with an ex! Jeff don’t listen to that bs, just take my hand and I’ll show you the way.

    • @annetteherrera1764
      @annetteherrera1764 5 лет назад +2

      I just randomly thought of a whole new world from Aladdin and a whole ass flying carpet ride with Jeff PFFFF

  • @juliakelley8940
    @juliakelley8940 5 лет назад +68

    jeff scratching his beard trying to comprehend wtf this guy is saying

  • @hetyboi8933
    @hetyboi8933 5 лет назад +125

    Jeff’s mom - “ who do you have there physic or something?"
    * I am an astrologer * idk why but I am dead I laughed soo hard 😂 😂 😂

  • @lirpaneerg1621
    @lirpaneerg1621 5 лет назад +34

    Id love to see carly take off with her career! She is just such a kind caring person! Love her!

  • @saragoyette1335
    @saragoyette1335 5 лет назад +7

    You have such a huge heart and kind soul - there's no way you won't find someone to truly love and appreciate you.

  • @arelore4288
    @arelore4288 3 года назад +21

    OMG HE PREDICTED JEFF AND JONAH DOWNFALL "you wouldn't cut him off. he would cut you off."

  • @katiefr
    @katiefr 5 лет назад +121

    as a fellow gemini, i’m not gonna stand for this gemini slander..

    • @karmenletourneau9574
      @karmenletourneau9574 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr?! So wrong!

    • @MC-bc2ew
      @MC-bc2ew 5 лет назад +2

      geminis always get trashed on... Im a good person overall, and they always end up looking at me and going "oh youre a gemini 😑"

    • @klooless007
      @klooless007 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah. I’m a Gemini too and I always get judged because of it lol

    • @User77633
      @User77633 5 лет назад +1

      Aquarius’ are the worst. Not Gemini’s

    • @spaceprince02
      @spaceprince02 5 лет назад

      we should start a gemini group to show we arent bad at all!

  • @Jabcdefghijklmonp
    @Jabcdefghijklmonp 5 лет назад +381

    Jason’s vlogs are underrated af

  • @megan9312
    @megan9312 5 лет назад +44

    Jeff: "I don't even have a crush"
    Natalie: "Do I mean nothing to you ???"

  • @taysands3760
    @taysands3760 5 лет назад +197

    I dont care abou jeff and carlys future, their trajectory has been popping off. i wanna see matt king and susy's, cause like ...what even does matt king even do besides unfiltered, even?

    • @IvanaHonda
      @IvanaHonda 5 лет назад +30

      I think Matt earns money through Instagram (he has sponsored posts and travels quite often). He could do much more though.

    • @allyreneeful
      @allyreneeful 5 лет назад +17

      Matt is sponsored by American Express he is always posting them on insta and I’m sure they pay a pretty penny

    • @taysands3760
      @taysands3760 5 лет назад +1

      Right right right right right. I guess I dont follow him there 😬 (I didn’t realize) i kinda remember he was talking about producing a movie or something idk he’s been adding a lot to everyones vids lately though 👍🏼✨

    • @taysands3760
      @taysands3760 5 лет назад +1

      Sara B 😂😂😂 someone’s got to.

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 5 лет назад +2

      I wish matt king use RUclips

  • @carleer5467
    @carleer5467 5 лет назад +207

    U guys should react to this in the future and see if anything is correct

    • @karmenletourneau9574
      @karmenletourneau9574 5 лет назад +3

      Yesss!!! I hope they do😊

    • @mzzz7725
      @mzzz7725 4 года назад +10

      I'm from the future compared to your comment and it's bullshit, The guy said Jeff would be the luckiest starting from march 22nd 2020, but corona virus is here, and jeff put on his story multiple times he hates life right now. He clearly dislikes it, this guy was making stuff up

    • @mzzz7725
      @mzzz7725 4 года назад

      @@baileybenefield8349 Yes it has what planet are you living on lol.

    • @Amira-vu7mk
      @Amira-vu7mk 3 года назад

      their career ended in 2020 these's no more vlog squad

  • @D3annaLorraine
    @D3annaLorraine 5 лет назад +106

    Lmao this is why Jeff is my favorite. He wasn’t buying any of the romance shit being said about him. Looking actually disgusted at the idea of having feelings for someone 😂😭 Same Jeff

    • @UrbanDecayLova247
      @UrbanDecayLova247 5 лет назад +4

      But him telling Jeff he needs to revisit how he approaches love is accurate because Jeff has said when he’s in a relationship he tends to lose himself and focus solely on his partner which isn’t healthy. Lol I know he didn’t like hearing that but it’s clearly a problem he should be getting better at. 😂 some people just don’t like being told about themselves.

  • @xxthrashiexx
    @xxthrashiexx 5 лет назад +124

    “Are you still in love with anyone?”
    Immediately: “no, I’m not. I wish”
    Trisha is QUAKING 🤭

    • @Forever-gd7vs
      @Forever-gd7vs 5 лет назад +4

      Carly to Jason: Oh maybe you will meet someone in Erin's wedding, Erin's wedding day: Hiiiii bitches it's Trisha!!!! anyone missed me?

    • @CompleteMuffin
      @CompleteMuffin 5 лет назад +4

      @@Forever-gd7vs She would be escorted off by the whole vlogsquad very quickly

    • @Faerieshimmer
      @Faerieshimmer 5 лет назад +3

      I’m sad that Jason and Trisha are not together anymore. :( I wonder if Trisha still loves him?

    • @remilouis8468
      @remilouis8468 4 года назад +1

      Starfor21x well looks like erins wedding isn’t happening in April LOL

  • @Metrix_Shorts
    @Metrix_Shorts 5 лет назад +58

    Wtf is this guy even saying lmaoo

  • @dhodgexo
    @dhodgexo 5 лет назад +122

    No one:
    Matt King: I share a birthday with Tom Hanks

    • @LeonaHoch3
      @LeonaHoch3 5 лет назад +4

      ddandkids Me: I share a birthday with Matt King and Tom Hanks lol😅

  • @D3annaLorraine
    @D3annaLorraine 5 лет назад +37

    The way Jeff just walked off and was tired off hearing all the nonsense about relationships and love is me 😂😂

  • @grayb7969
    @grayb7969 5 лет назад +25

    “You are a cancer on all of us...”
    I HOWLEDDDDD
    0:39

  • @sillysausage4130
    @sillysausage4130 5 лет назад +214

    this dude jus saying what yall want to hear

    • @KGProductions_
      @KGProductions_ 5 лет назад +11

      silly sausage I see next year being a big year for you, you will own your own sausage company but, there will be some trouble as I see some eclipses 😰 Plez PayPal me $500 for reading your future, k thnx 😌

  • @patriciabailey179
    @patriciabailey179 5 лет назад +38

    Jeff:” I don’t even have a crush.”
    Well I volunteer as tribute 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @alexusmitchell1598
    @alexusmitchell1598 5 лет назад +108

    Lmao a real healer wouldn’t have bias or hatred based off sun signs 😂 there’s a lot more to it. As soon as she said she hated Gemini’s because of her ex’s I was like okay sis I see you now 💀

  • @isabelcontreras3929
    @isabelcontreras3929 5 лет назад +33

    Matt is so adorable 💗😭 “The only planet I’m watching is animal planet”
    MY HEART ♥️

  • @carishdolmotamang5181
    @carishdolmotamang5181 5 лет назад +169

    The vs has so many same (close) birthdays..
    Matt and johna
    Corrina and nat
    Jeff and Suzy

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 5 лет назад +2

      carish lama Close birthdays... Only nat and corinna

    • @biancainzunza9105
      @biancainzunza9105 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t Heath Liza and Scott also have same or close bdays?

    • @carishdolmotamang5181
      @carishdolmotamang5181 5 лет назад

      @@biancainzunza9105 March April pretty close.. i think.. idk.

    • @Msawesomet123
      @Msawesomet123 5 лет назад +2

      Most of the vlog squad are aries too

    • @lucilliastreusvogel
      @lucilliastreusvogel 5 лет назад +1

      Is David a Leo or a Cancer?

  • @megananderson2252
    @megananderson2252 3 года назад +25

    Wow anyone back now. This guy with Jeff, he even almost said he had to die to be reborn

  • @Sara-gc2zy
    @Sara-gc2zy 5 лет назад +32

    "no I'm not in love with anyone" why do I feel like Trisha is gonna cry about that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SharpTalks
    @SharpTalks 4 года назад +16

    Jeff is like me not interested in marriage and love but inside we want😂

  • @dwyanewade6640
    @dwyanewade6640 4 года назад +39

    He definitely didn’t see Corona Virus coming

  • @vanessa5637
    @vanessa5637 5 лет назад +149

    *“I can go back in time and-..”*
    Yeah no I don’t even wanna watch the rest of this video😭💀💀💀

    • @Moos1005
      @Moos1005 5 лет назад +7

      You know why those patterns keep repeating? Physics!

    • @SahebjitChhabra
      @SahebjitChhabra 5 лет назад +6

      he meant he could check patterns in previous years, anyway it's still bullshit

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад +3

      Sahebjit Chhabra right. This isn’t real. He’s making shit to to get paid lol

    • @ajbaleyn
      @ajbaleyn 5 лет назад +3

      its just like a compilation of shitty horoscopes from the past

  • @snoopyray
    @snoopyray 5 лет назад +86

    Jonah: I am a cancer
    Jason: on all of us

    • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
      @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +7

      We know, we saw the vlog

    • @rae3286
      @rae3286 5 лет назад

      @@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un haha good one😂

    • @TheHellogoo
      @TheHellogoo 5 лет назад

      @@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Dearest Leader, it would be an honor for me to receive a reply from your tremendous self.

    • @keziahchierah
      @keziahchierah 5 лет назад

      @@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un don't you have a country to 'dictate'?

  • @avery3491
    @avery3491 3 года назад +4

    im here in 2021 right after jonah shut down the barber shop and when the guy said "lets just put in this way you wouldn't cut him off he would cut you off" mind blown

  • @bluejay7523
    @bluejay7523 5 лет назад +8

    Lol i loved hearing everybody’s astrology charts and predictions!! I’m so happy everyone has a lot of positive things coming

  • @alexisk3804
    @alexisk3804 5 лет назад +236

    Carly and Matt would be so cute

    • @quieres107
      @quieres107 5 лет назад +12

      Alexis K they look like siblings so no

    • @kalinajivkova
      @kalinajivkova 5 лет назад +5

      They had crush on each other when they were starting on vine

    • @anotherdroid493
      @anotherdroid493 5 лет назад

      Catt. Mereoww.

    • @monamibaji
      @monamibaji 5 лет назад

      @@anotherdroid493 ahahahahahaha

    • @slaygermanotta1853
      @slaygermanotta1853 5 лет назад +1

      I've always thought the same thing I thought was crazy.

  • @brendapaige2309
    @brendapaige2309 4 года назад +17

    Jason found this man on Craigslist, and now he's going to steal their identities.

  • @feebeci
    @feebeci 5 лет назад +647

    I’m so open minded but this guy just seems like a waste of money .

    • @justusgreen8498
      @justusgreen8498 5 лет назад +5

      feebeci why cuz it’s LA? You know how many people do spiritual readings???

    • @Faraz_khan0
      @Faraz_khan0 5 лет назад +96

      The astrologer told the vaguest sh*t... I'm a neurolinguist and I read language patterns. He used language in a very generalized way but made it seem like it was specific to the person... also it's a no-brainer to look someone up on the internet beforehand and see their success patterns... you don't have to pretend to predict stuff to tell that Jeff and Carly are gonna blow up at some point... they are young, ambitious, and already getting more and more famous by the day, it's obvious that down the road they might get into a movie or get called on to talk shows n stuff, plus they are both at the beginning of their businesses, things will potentially go up from here anyway.... don't buy into this crap guys... It's plain psychology that people like to hear about themselves and their lives or at least take interest in it and that is what these "astrologers" exploit to make bank.

    • @cplezia1990
      @cplezia1990 5 лет назад +19

      I legit rolled my eyes so hard that I was afraid they would get stuck in the back of my head the moment he started talking.

    • @d.2542
      @d.2542 5 лет назад +21

      Any “astrologist” or “mind reader/fortune teller/psychic” is a waste of money,..

    • @__Cynthia
      @__Cynthia 5 лет назад +6

      Its really funny listening to this guy saying things that literally apply to pretty much anyone who want a career in this Industry, his explanations are the most common things that happen to people he just used these fancy words and acts like he can read the future from stars

  • @mattweezy3671
    @mattweezy3671 5 лет назад +55

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jonah’s voice so high when he said “oh you’re a psychopath man”

  • @sebastianhyskell206
    @sebastianhyskell206 2 года назад +7

    dude was right about jeff, watching this two years after it makes sense

  • @ashleyseman176
    @ashleyseman176 5 лет назад +20

    I love Jeff talking to his mom 😂

  • @Sara-gc2zy
    @Sara-gc2zy 5 лет назад +461

    Pop culture astrologer? Sounds made up lmao

    • @jessican6451
      @jessican6451 5 лет назад +28

      It is lmao

    • @daniels5853
      @daniels5853 5 лет назад +36

      *unemployed

    • @goldengoat9660
      @goldengoat9660 5 лет назад +13

      @@daniels5853 I mean he made who knows how much money doing this gig here, call him unemployed if you want but some people love that shit.

    • @colinfirths
      @colinfirths 5 лет назад +4

      sounds LA

    • @jondoe1916
      @jondoe1916 5 лет назад

      Because it is.

  • @TRUFH559
    @TRUFH559 3 года назад +6

    I literally sit for hours watching Jason’s vlogs while doing homework...it keeps me happy 😊

  • @Daliou
    @Daliou 5 лет назад +103

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Seriously, not a single soul:
    Carly: "it's also in a taylor swift song"

  • @David-jh5gc
    @David-jh5gc 3 года назад +17

    The way he said Jonah would cut him off, It actually happened damn.

    • @dxloszn8122
      @dxloszn8122 3 года назад

      How did jonah cut him off. I'm confused, did they fight ?

    • @BennieBen03
      @BennieBen03 3 года назад

      @@dxloszn8122 jonah kicked Jeffs barbershop out of their apartment after Jeffs accident so from what I know they aren’t really of great term

  • @Diana-pr6hq
    @Diana-pr6hq 2 года назад +2

    How accurate the astrologer was with Jeff is crazy! I hope Jeff remembers this.

  • @jedicookies1046
    @jedicookies1046 5 лет назад +52

    “It seems like it’s very possible” literally would have told you that for free.

  • @jacobblaylock54
    @jacobblaylock54 5 лет назад +6

    Jason is def the funniest of the vlog squad. He’s quick. It makes sense he’s the one pursing stand up. A lot of vlog bits are clearly planned, def in David’s vlogs, but you can always tell when Jason if coming off the cuff.

  • @jessielyn9361
    @jessielyn9361 5 лет назад +5

    I love how he said Jason was destined to be famous when that exactly what the psychic said to David and him!

  • @fabianramirez4547
    @fabianramirez4547 5 лет назад +11

    Lol I like how Jeff was mean mugging that dude in the leather jacket and then he said he will get more money and he smiled 😂