Man, I love rollercoasters but ever since I saw that one scene from final destination where all the rollercoasters crash, I've been terrified. Also an elevator cable snapping while you're in it and you just fall 3 stories in an elevator. Also that someone could be in a airplane or helicopter and fly over my house and drop something heavy like and anvil and it lands right on you would suck. That's about it
I’m afraid of Snakes. That’s not irrational, you don’t get to live as long as I do without a healthy fear of snakes. The irrational fear I have is that when I sit down on the toilet a snake is going to bite my balls. Sometimes in the middle of my shit, I have to check and make sure there’s no snakes there.
One of my friends just like walked into my place while i was shitting, then my dog recognized him and led him to the bathroom door. Right up until i heard him laugh i was wrapping my head around having to fight with a shitty bum, and being baffled at my dog leading someone to me at my most vulnerable. Was a scary ten seconds
Also I growing up I passed out randomly 3 different times. When I got into the workforce early in my 20’s I smoked a ton of weed. And I always worried that I’d pass out on the job, and have to get a drug test to get workman’s comp, and instead of getting workmans comp I get fired for failing the drug test. (I only ever applied for jobs who didn’t drug test.)
Always scared my shoe laces are gonna get stuck in the escalator so I just stare down at my shoes the whole time and then high step it off the escalator. Also nervous that when I’m walking upstairs in my house at night a sniper is gonna shoot me through my window so I have to sprint up the stairs.
I'm old so I don't know if they still have them. Every elemtery school had a water fountain that you'd lean over to drink from. My fear was someone coming from behind and pushing my face into faucet and shattering my teeth.
I grew up in a really Christian household, and I used to always fear when I lived at home. When I went and smoked a bowl in the woods at night in the summertime. I’d get bit by a rattle snake, and die from the venom and go to hell.😂😂
Hank doesnt like calamari, doesnt like ketchup, and thinks spiders crawling on you when u sleep is irrational. Hank picked real normal fears. Basically a mt rushmore every week. I think hank is too stupid to do a mt flushmore
How about a mount flushmore of fears that people call irrational fears, but are not actually irrational. Example: heights. It’s not irrational to be afraid of heights. It’s built into our system.
honorable mention: walking behind a farm animal (horse, cow, etc.) watch anyone who works with those animals and they just don’t care but i was taught that if you step behind a horse it WILL kick you in the chest and kill you
These are just the three of them quietly admitting to having OCD to each other, lmao. That or some other brain trauma/neurosis. "Ya know, a fear that like...bugs are eating me from the inside and they become hungrier when I say emotional things so I still live like a 17yo at Barstool"
"this guy wrote Beethoven"
I literally came to the comments for this
Shutting the lights off in the basement and a ghost getting you by far the best lol
The PFT really got me with that comment about people not being afraid of heights but actually afraid of the impulse of jumping off
“This guy wrote Beethoven” - Hank, 2020
"I have an irrational fear someone will pull the corn out if my shit and feed it to me"
Big Cat: Oh that's a good one, that's a good one
Does Hank run this channel? He needs to learn more about clickbait
Big time 😂
yea, for one of the biggest podcasts on the planet, this youtube channel gets terrible views
@@mattmorrison865 all of barstool on RUclips gets shitty views. they rely on social media way too much
Man, I love rollercoasters but ever since I saw that one scene from final destination where all the rollercoasters crash, I've been terrified. Also an elevator cable snapping while you're in it and you just fall 3 stories in an elevator. Also that someone could be in a airplane or helicopter and fly over my house and drop something heavy like and anvil and it lands right on you would suck. That's about it
I’m afraid of Snakes. That’s not irrational, you don’t get to live as long as I do without a healthy fear of snakes.
The irrational fear I have is that when I sit down on the toilet a snake is going to bite my balls. Sometimes in the middle of my shit, I have to check and make sure there’s no snakes there.
That poop snake had to of startled you once or twice
Spider bit a dudes dick on a porta potty in Australia.....Twice
I always think that even though I live in Wisconsin
One of my friends just like walked into my place while i was shitting, then my dog recognized him and led him to the bathroom door. Right up until i heard him laugh i was wrapping my head around having to fight with a shitty bum, and being baffled at my dog leading someone to me at my most vulnerable. Was a scary ten seconds
PFT makes the best subtle digs at pop culture, like that part about always comparing random shit from our generation to normandy.
“Haha got your gun” i passed out
Also I growing up I passed out randomly 3 different times. When I got into the workforce early in my 20’s I smoked a ton of weed. And I always worried that I’d pass out on the job, and have to get a drug test to get workman’s comp, and instead of getting workmans comp I get fired for failing the drug test.
(I only ever applied for jobs who didn’t drug test.)
Always scared my shoe laces are gonna get stuck in the escalator so I just stare down at my shoes the whole time and then high step it off the escalator. Also nervous that when I’m walking upstairs in my house at night a sniper is gonna shoot me through my window so I have to sprint up the stairs.
I'm old so I don't know if they still have them. Every elemtery school had a water fountain that you'd lean over to drink from. My fear was someone coming from behind and pushing my face into faucet and shattering my teeth.
Wow! Big cats answers DID absolutely SHOCK ME!
I think I saw this 1 time in a movie and now I'm always afraid of lifting a toilet seat cover and a snake jumping out of the bowl at me
Grab the gun has been an inner dialogue theme of mine since 1987. You aren't alone.
Pushing people off a mountain top as well. Just to see what would happen.
“This is more of a real fear than irrational, a ghost catching you” LMAO
Sliding on a slip-and-slide and hitting an overturned nail. Saw it on 1000 Ways to Die in middle school. Not happening to me.
No one said something touching your foot in the ocean??
hanks appetizers is my first pick on mount flushmore of mount flushmores
Tunnel collapsing while under it
I am SHOCKED by Big Cat's answers
If I'm fighting a burglar cover me in shit, let me win the psychological battle before it even goes hands on.
I love these mount Rushmore videos
They are like the Chicago drafts but faster and funny
Only place my jalapeño’s go is in my Costco Cheddar cheese & jalapeño bagels.
4:40 “that’s why you gotta stop spitting, stop shaking hands, and stop nutting.” PFT 2020
“This guy wrote Beethoven”. He was a person and he died 200 years ago so i don’t think you’re gonna get memed for that
Prime Hank was DIFFERENT 😳🔥
I grew up in a really Christian household, and I used to always fear when I lived at home. When I went and smoked a bowl in the woods at night in the summertime. I’d get bit by a rattle snake, and die from the venom and go to hell.😂😂
I’m surprised they didn’t say something behind the shower curtain
Throwing a joint outside when ur done
My irrational fear is letting my dog out at night and he gets attacked by raccoons...I live in Chicago
In midtown Toronto there’s in infestation of those little fuckers
When did they go back to recording in studio?
When I’m in a car on the highway I really want to open the door and see what happens.
I can relate to Hank. I saw Beethoven in the subway last week.
Stepping onto and off of an escalator
This made my day and convinced me im not a psycho
PFT's irrational fear should be dimly lit rooms
Hanks appetizer list was ON POINT
How did they not do snakes in the toilet?
Hank doesnt like calamari, doesnt like ketchup, and thinks spiders crawling on you when u sleep is irrational. Hank picked real normal fears. Basically a mt rushmore every week. I think hank is too stupid to do a mt flushmore
my grandma is super afraid of dry bathtubs. If she sees you sitting in hers with no water in it, she gets mad
Next episode mount flushmore of mascots
Parachuting. Why on earth would u jump out of a perfectly working aircraft
its crazy to me how much I relate to the grabbing the policer officers gun
Getting my eyeball sucked out by a vacuum cleaner
Running hand on wood railing thinking I’m gonna get a splinter
Elevators in apartment buildings are the scariest.
0:21 This is when Hank decided to cheat on Mt. Rushmore
How about a mount flushmore of fears that people call irrational fears, but are not actually irrational. Example: heights. It’s not irrational to be afraid of heights. It’s built into our system.
Elevators are literally the safest form of transportation, you have about a 1 in 700 million chance of dying in an elevator accident.
It's crazy how thin pft has gotten thanks to buns of anarchy.
A comet crashing onto me and my house while I’m laying in bed
honorable mention: walking behind a farm animal (horse, cow, etc.) watch anyone who works with those animals and they just don’t care but i was taught that if you step behind a horse it WILL kick you in the chest and kill you
I got pantsed at a swim meet fresh after a race
Beethoven died in 1827. I don’t think you’re going to see him busking on your way to the subway.
Choking on food alone or while driving👀
Big Cats were so dark lol I'm kinda concerned he might have done something bad in his pasttime
Tripping and smashing my teeth into concrete.
as a fellow spitter Big Cat just gave me a new fear, ahh fuck
Pulp Fiction. Caught on the crapper
Hank is so so salty
PFT "Semens a big one for me"
I love big cats robber one. Cus that is just a story fiets told
Tigers in basement chasing up the stairs.
I sleep in the nude, so dying in my sleep and having strangers wrap me in a body bag.
I like jalapeño on sushi
A big ass snake biting my ass while I take a dump.
23 and me, ancestry.. they are just taking your DNA to splice it into one superhuman race
"ALSO i have no ass"
Hanks appetite sounds like an old man.
This title gave me covid
Big cat is mtv Jessie grown up
Mount flushmore of pornstar names
Is Herbert going to be taken before Tua?
Hanks right though, get those jalapeños off my pizza
Man card.
I hate listening to hank talk.
funny shyt
When will ria realize hanks an ultra simp
These are just the three of them quietly admitting to having OCD to each other, lmao.
That or some other brain trauma/neurosis.
"Ya know, a fear that like...bugs are eating me from the inside and they become hungrier when I say emotional things so I still live like a 17yo at Barstool"
Snake in the toilet