Apple's Best WWDC Ever
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Timestamps:
0:00 Apple Intelligence announcements
3:39 Other WWDC 2024 stuff
7:11 PowerColor GPUs can use NPUs
9:11 QUICK BITS INTRO
9:17 Ryzen 9000X3D CPUs coming soon?
10:03 Xbox Handheld could be real?
10:47 23andme investigated by UK, Canada
11:32 Tuxedo's Linux Snapdragon X laptop
12:11 Nokia's 'world-first' 3D audio phone call
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hey guys it's riley from the video WHAT A DAY y'know i never would have made it through WWDC if it wasn't thanks to MANSCAPED who sponsored today's video. The fact that I knew you could get 20% Off + Free International Shipping with promo code TECHLINKED or by visiting manscaped.com/techlinked really kept me going. and knowing you'd read this whole comment. if i could manscape you myself, i would. is that problematic? well. anyway,
EDIT: I KNOW IT'S SEPPUKU NOT SUDOKU THAT IS THE JOKE
Manscaped. Taking care of your balls
Ok
Riley is getting a little spicy
💀
I plan on demonstrating manscaped's efficacy publicly 😊
Committing sudoku with an apple pencil is the funniest shit ive heard all day.
Only 1% people got the joke
@@Gaurav-cy5luexplain?
That joke killed me.
@@harishthethirds seppuku is disembowelment cause by oneself to retain honor, Japanese we’re hardcore
I died laughing 😂😂😂
"Siri make a photorealistic image of Ned Flanders. Now make him hot. Now make him hilarious."
[Siri gives you a photo of Riley]
"Thanks Siri, that's perfect"
Buff Ned Flanders, with extra long censor bar, taking a shower is already a thing.
@@Antedysomnea Stupid Sexy Flanders
Ohhhh, stupid sexy Riley!
Stupid sexy Flanders
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Looks like the most exciting feature of iPadOS 18 is the calculator.
FINALLY!
I absolutely despise apple with every fiber of my soul, but if I were still in college I'd probably buy one for that, if it's as good as it looks which I'm sure it isn't, and someone else will probably have a better one in a year if it's not already out and I just haven't heard of it.
For my job that calculator will save me a ton of time solving equations.
bro did NOT watch the fucking presentation 💀💀
@@Smasher1 or maybe they're just not all that excited about AI stuff - I know I'm not
if I was still using an iPad regularly, I think the new tab bar thing would be most interesting to me in iPadOS 18. As someone who uses MacOS, the iPhone mirroring seems more useful to me than the AI features
I saw the thumbnail and immediately knew a Tim Cook impression was waiting for me
Uh oh
Yeah. Looked for and missed it. I was hoping Riley would recap all of the Apple presentation as Tim Apple.
@@techlinkedUh Oh Spaghettio
But we did get more Craig, so it balanced out
@@techlinked Top 3 betrayals of all time
"Edge too much" into "manscaped" was the greatest Ad transition ever, and I instantly decided not to skip it, but type this comment instead 🤣
Edging the rizzlers gyatt in Ohio's fanum skibidi
@@TheManinBlack9054 wow you said the brain rot words you are so funny
@@TheManinBlack9054 what what what
"but I typed this comment with one hand instead" would have been a lot funnier my guy
Did the same then saw yours lmao
10% less FPS for roughly 30% less power draw sounds like a quick and dirty undervolt.
100% they just factory undervolted and thus dodged billions in environmental damage fines through greenwashing
Because that's what it is - just not all static but with a little dynamization added to it. I can't imagine them redoing the whole v/f curve on a per card basis.
Would it be good at finding the most efficient voltage level for the conditions (running temps and silicon)?
@@rya3190 Depending on the circumstances it probably has the chance to be right more often than you testing every single game you play and changing the V/F curve all the time. But then, the UV I did on my 2080Ti reduced power draw by 30% without performance loss, the one on my 3080Ti reduced powerdraw by 30% with 15% performance gain and on my old 1060 6GB it reduced the power draw by 50% and I lost around 10% performance. Sure, depending on the card 30% less powerdraw at 10% performance loss may be all you can get, but I've seen better numbers online.
Well done Riley, you used the word 'rubber' correctly.
Just to clarify the biscuit Vs cookie situation, here is an explanation I prepared earlier:
The word biscuit comes from the Latin word 'bis' and 'coctus' which means 'twice baked' (biscotti in modern Italian). They are baked and then dried in a slow oven to help preserve them and that makes them hard. A biscuit has a snap or a crunch, and can be sweet or savoury.
The word cookie comes from the Dutch word 'koekje' which means 'little cake.' Cookies are moist and soft like cakes, and are usually sweet.
The word cracker comes from the Dutch 'kracken,' they are thin, flat and hard and so 'crack' when bent, so their name is probably onomatopoeic (as in, they're named after the sound they make). They are usually savoury, and often eaten with other foods such as cheese and chutneys.
In the UK we usually know the difference between all these foods, and we use the words to distinguish what we mean. However we do sometimes call crackers 'biscuits' as they are really a subset of biscuits.
In the US, they call both biscuits and cookies 'cookies,' and only distinguish crackers as something different. However, they do have some things such as 'snickerdoodles' that we would simply call 'cookies.'
American 'biscuits' evolved from 'hardtack' or 'ship's biscuits' which were baked up to four times to make them hard and durable for long sea voyages. They were too hard to eat, and so had to have a drink or a sauce to soften them up before eating - such as a gravy. Over time Americans started adding fat and a raising agent, changing the food significantly to something resembling a scone or a dumpling but keeping the name ‘biscuit’ despite it no longer being twice-baked and hard.
To the UK mind this is like taking a pizza and swapping the bread for breaded chicken but still calling it pizza rather than chicken parmigiana. American biscuits may not be scones, but they’re not biscuits either. You've obviously made a new dish, just give it a new name.
To summarise: in the UK generally biscuits are hard and sweet, cookies are soft and sweet, crackers crack and are savoury, which is why they are used for cheese.
Crackers are essentially a savoury biscuit however, and so in the UK we would usually say 'cheese and biscuits' for the dish, rather than 'cheese and crackers'. If you said 'cheese biscuit,' or 'biscuits for cheese' here, nobody would bat an eyelid.
On a related note, we also have Christmas crackers, which are decorated cardboard tubes with a small explosive 'snap' in the middle that makes a 'crack' sound when you pull it apart.
Christmas crackers are therefore also onomatopoeic, but that is the only relation they have to the food with the same name
The hero we need
i love u Philip Worthington
I eagerly read your comment ready to clown on you for speaking differently to me, but I just ended up being enlightened instead
"I don't like to be edged by AI" 🤣
personally I'm intrigued
Do you prefer AI to jelk you?
"things can get unstable... If you edge too much" top tier joke right there! 🤣🤣🤣
Half the episode is about Apple, and not ONE DAMN TIM COOK IMPRESSION. It made me cry😢
Riley, one day each week you should give a report dressed as one of the Village People. I can see you in those chaps and cowboy hat now.
kinda weird but I'll consider it
That fantastic moustache would go a long way to making that work…
Young man
there's no need to feel down
"Look at your babies first steps and your mom's cyber ghost" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hearing Riley talk about iPads feels like going home
It’s my daily commute news 🫶🏼
Apple Intelligence is Almost Innovative
So close to being on time
At this point you’re just jealous. What if you look at it this way: Apple is nice and let’s the other companies have their head start because they’re coming in so strong they’re gonna blow everyone away. How about that huh?
Dude it's still better than freaking Gemini, Google has absolutely sucked of late with their implementation
@@TheOneVertigo idk why they made a separate assistant. Just improve the good old google assistant
@Villager_U I'm eagerly awaiting Microsoft's ill-advised and half-assed Cortana reboot with full HALO theme and integration with Gemini
> "No man was born with those eyebrows."
What are you saying, those are your eyebrows.
He is no man
He's Rileys future self, traveled back in time to lead Apple Intelligence in all its glory.
We got iPad calculator before GTA 6 😭😭
Craig force gripping the iPhone was hands-down the best Moment of the Keynote
Edge AI is when the sentient AI almost wipes out humanity, but then back off to let the humans repopulate, only to once again almost wipe them out.
And yes this is the plot of the matrix.
Also Mass Effect.
So AI is just a gooner?
Private cloud is the most oxymoronic Apple buzz word I've heard this decade 😂
emphasis on 'moronic'
Siris "Upgrades" are beginning to sound a lot like Recall
*fart sound* "wooo i feel like im there!!!" ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
That Siri context sounded a lot like MS Recal function.
The only difference is that MS said exactly how it works, while Apple omitted the “how it works part” and sold the “what it can do” “how it can de useful”
“Instead of tens you can have dozens of users”
Commit sudoku with apple pencil ?!
Pen pineapple apple intelligence
lmao
underrated
Good, I'm not the only person who thought this
So Siri is going to act like MS recall and store all your personal details with access to it.
Watch a backdoor get added for glowies to easily pull up your dirt using the power of AI.
i was unironically considering purchasing an apple product for the first time in my life and i wanna thank this video for giving me a quick peek into the apple ecosystem and immediately killing that idea in my mind forever
just curious why so?
I actually jumped ship from Windows myself. Apple’s been awesome EXCEPT the cursor (mouse). Seriously that and it takes time to get used to the Finder App.
The segway for that lawnmower was so smooth it should be criminal💀💀💀
Craig Federighi will commit sudoku with an Apple Pencil. He’s a deeply troubled man. - Riley, 2024
im in a goon stage....
in a goon cave...
Elaborate
>goons
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves
state*
✍️🔥
People gonna be getting a second phone to hide their activity from Siri 🤣
Apple strategy meeting: "OK folks, what have Google and Microsoft been doing? ..... Good, let's copy that and call it something else! Great meeting!"
Being British, that "have you got a rubber" had me laughing 🤣😂😂😂
Remember when Alibaba CEO was conversing with Elon Musk? Jack Ma called AI "Alibaba Intelligence" and Elon's face is like "I'm talking to an idiot"
Now Apple calls it Apple Intelligence -_-
Jack Ma was a good dude
And Elon immediately went to ban it from his companies
alibaba sounds like a more unserious company name lol
They're doing a good job at making the first word you associate with Apple be artificial as opposed to natural
Lost me at musk
Riley- “I’m still better”
6:42 Just as we've collectively stopped thinking people talking to themselves in public are crazy, Apple gives us the gift of not knowing whether head shaking and nodding loners are crazies or just responding to Siri.
This episode should be nominated to the online Oscars
AI holding an iphone in its palm while postulating "Alas poor battery, for I knew it well" - Midjourney
Apple Intelligence? THE FRUITS HAVE GONE ROGUE!!!
Quick bits intro suggestion:
"Some people have asked why the quick bits aren't even quicker. To those people, I have this to say: Quick her?? I hardly even know her!"
Dude. The iMoji.. it's SOOOO easy. Apple dropped the ball on that one....
Quick, copyright it!
‘Siri has a new icon. It’s AI generated’
Lmaoo
How long before Apple bros claim my magic eraser is a "cleanup" knockoff.
They are already on it bro
Magic eraser is a cleanup knock off 💅
8:30 Rihley nearly got unstable him self, after saying that 😂
...And then cutting directly to a ManScaped sponsor just makes it better 😂😂😂
09:57 hahahaha riley, jakob. the meta humor really added to the bit there well done
5:59 Oh god, they turned the iPad into the Newton… we’re doomed
Apple: the Android update (powered by Microsoft CHATGPT).
Y’all were cookin’ on this one. A goon state? Instant classic.
Microsoft: Recall can see and retain your actions to improve your experience.
Consumers: *Freakout*
Apple: Siri can see and retain your actions to improve your experience.
Consumers: *Golf clap*
Finally the proper technews for this
Apple just invented Recall
Which feature are you talking about...
@@sankaranarayanan616probably 1:10, though the way it's presented it's a little closer to Google Assistant screenshot. That said I wouldn't bet that Apple aren't feeding all my stored data to an ML algorithm
And just like Recall, after you decrypt the hard drive, and decode the database all your data will be in plain text but with lots of extra juicy information. Also their cloud partner funded by Microsoft promises not to look at your data. Pinky swear.
Riley is the only one who can make my wife pause BG3 to look and laugh at every news bit
People are going to become Stalin with the Clean up ,magic eraser for their pictures
How about Delete Me for the internet.
I usually don't care about things Apple releases because its everything I've seen before, but that Calculator app was very good.
I know nobody can't do anything about it but there are some bot copied your comment saying same thing and then adding a crypto ad to it (praising something like AWT37X).Just wanted people to be careful.Maybe it can be a scam?
Is there anything better than Apple slowly realizing they have to start _working for it_ again? Love to see it.
That Powercolor thing seems something you could easily achieve with a slight underclock and/or undervolt. This is in line what i see on my underclocked 6800xt
image playground sounds like something police would recover from an offender's computer.
Should we be as mad about siri looking at everything on screen and using that information as we were with the windows recall thing? I feel like should be at least a little mad.
Recall happens passively, regularly taking screenshots of what you’re doing. Siri only looks at the screen when you invoke it and ask about something on the screen, like summarising something or editing a photo.
Except they lied. Both iOS and windows will be full video recording. MS is under investigation for this right now.
@@ChippTheFox What are your sources for those claims? Particularly with iOS, since it has only just been released in beta to developers.
It’s not even just gonna look at everything in the screen. It’s gonna pull information from your emails, text messages and contact information too. It’s crazy.
one of the bigger issues with recall as far as i’m aware is that is dumps the video files with plain text into an unencrypted folder (when signed in) for anyone to snag if they gain access to your machine via social engineering or malware etc. including passwords fields and sensitive data. siri just uses your screen for context when invoked, and doesn’t store this as a video that can be looked at after the fact. i’m sure it’s more complicated than that? but that’s what i’ve gathered.
Commit sudoku... Priceless!
the edging and manscaped sponsorship is too golden lmaoooo
The Scruffy Weird Al sponsor bit was wonderfully meta.
That rubber joke caught me off guard 😂
3D audio = that thing from the dark knight where you can see where the joker is.
4:39: I used to abuse the hidden "Subject" field (which can be enabled in Messages settings) to get bold text in iMessages - the only problems are that it obviously can't be used for inline bold text, and you have to enter _something_ in the message field (a single space or period works but looks awkward) or else the subject will be sent as a standard message, meaning it won't be bold.
The goon reference GOTTT MEEE 😂😂😂
wait i have a question?
So Microsoft Recall is not okay but Siri just collecting all the data from the screen to have personal context is okay?
That's how things go. Google app on Android have access to all the permission by default and nobody bats an eye.
Google and Apple have way more access to people's data than Microsoft. But only Microsoft is held responsible.
@@LogicalError007well considering Microsoft has been in hot waters multiple times over security breaches, I would wonder why. Apply creates a lot of proprietary technology to ensure peoples data remains in the confines of their databases. I guarantee you, you don’t know what you’re talking about when you say things like “Apple is selling my data.”
@@LogicalError007 yeahh i was wondering the same thing.. the phones have so much more access to our data no one bats an eye.. which to me is mind bogglingly scary🫠
A huge part of the keynote was about how Apple does not collect your data that is only stored and processed on device, or for certain cases processed on an apple server that does not store data.
They talked for like 20 minutes how this process is open for experts to verify that claim that no data is stored.
Microsoft did not made such commitment.
@@kingdelledroghe1957 Microsoft literally said that data is stored only locally and does not leave the device and is encrypted.
You heard it here. Android Intelligence trumps Apple Intelligence.
You can uninstall the Gemini and ChatGPT apps but with Siri, they baked Sam Altman into your Apple piephone. 😂
Pretty sure you can just disable the GPT thing.
And people were freaking out about MS's Recall... this is just a different storage format :D (Vector vs RDB)
I love how pretty much all Apple updates are just "Oh look Apple users can do it now too"
You forgot about placing app icons wherever they want. :)))
Lool 😂 we have ai but we can’t customize icons placement.
it was TOO brave and revolutionary to talk about. didn't want to blow anyone's mind
Ah, more features apple added that android has had for years.
That's new? Back in my day we could do that on them dang fangled androids, now these droids robots don't even have icons
@@npcimknot958actually you can now lol
“Apple Intelligence” is like catnip for Android users with a superiority complex
The most amazing thing was how they made all the women wear identical gaucho pants, or something.
They all wore super wide bells cropped away above the ankle.
Yeah ... Ok.
Not sure if the joke in the middle and the sponsor placement was intentional but I feel like it is 😂 good one fellas
Apple AI sounds just like Recall.
"what? nooo, noooo. " - Mark Wahlberg
Except the privacy nightmare. And it doesn’t have to be copying. Ever had an idea you thought was original and then you dig into it and find out you’re the last person to think about it?
It might sound like that to the uneducated viewer, I guess. Except with Apple it's completely all Opt In, on device, or completely separated from OpenAI's servers, so it's privacy focused. None of your data is sent to Apple, or OpenAI. It's anonymized. The privacy implications are on either end of the spectrum.
If you think that you weren’t listening at all…
apple doesn't take picture every other moment so no it is nothing like microsoft recall 🤦♂go bash microsoft
The one thing I was hyped about this WWDC was seeing Palworld coming to Mac
Uh, idk why i write this when nobody can't do anything about it but there are some bot copied your comment saying same thing and then adding a crypto ad to it (AWT37X or something).Just wanted people to be careful
This video brought me joy, thank you 😊
ALMOST getting another Tim Cook impression from Riley was the most exciting part of the WWDC keynote
Wait. All of apple's new stuff is just what my Google pixel already does lmao
"Oh, but Apple did it so clearly it must be their innovation" ~Apple Fanboy, probably.
I don’t know a single person with a pixel.
@@angryjoe98 Well you just met one, I'm rocking a Pixel 6a, and waiting for a deal on a Pixel 8a. I've been overall happy with my phone than the one time it overheated while outside in really hot weather last year.
@@angryjoe98 you must live in the US.
- sent from Pixel
They forgot to invent a new name for intents lol
I've literally never wanted my Apple devices to do any of those things. Not surprised, really.
The AI part is only gonna work in the 15 pro and pro max anyway.
@@seanlacroix ...and far more notably, anything with an M1 chip or later. I understand I'm not (yet) being forced to use it, but it's still annoying that the company is wasting resources (development and local hardware) on features I actively despise.
@@avenged110 I’m pretty sure you be able to opt out of using it but that remains to be seen.
Man was waiting for your video since I noticed the apple video 😂
I like that all the AI assistants really don't know who they are listening to. Imagine having a 3 way conversation with ChatGPT, your wife and yourself. Impossible. But probably hilarious.
So did they just announced Microsoft Recall again but word it differently?
Good ol' apple. Take an already existing technology and innovate on the name.
Ummm no, do you even pay attention? Microsoft screenshots everything you do, like a man taking photos of your monitor every second. Apple just uses data you’ve already chosen to save.
@@Simon-L-B BS, it does the exact same thing. Did you miss the part of the presentation where they said it actively monitors what you are doing so it can offer suggestions? MS Recall grabs screenshots so that it can scrape the data then it deletes the screenshots. Apple is monitoring everything you do with this active on your device. What is worse about iAI is that it makes the data it collects available to other apps.
It does not delete them, they are kept for historical data and eating away your storage @@MyBohemianDreams
@@MyBohemianDreams cherry on top is that recall is local hence the need of an NPU on new laptops, but apple uses their server so you upload you data to their ✨private servers✨ whatever that means. And somehow, apple users can't even use this unless they have the 15pro lmao
Meanwhile Americans after 2 to 3 years.
Q. What is the full form of AI ?
A. Apple intelligence
i cant get enough of the quick bits
6:51 Wake me when Apple WatchOS adds _vittles_ support. Just like Mom used to make! Yum! 😂
I actually like the privacy focused angle Apple is taking.
Why would that matter when everyone else already has it? It’s no longer relevant. 2-step verification/one time passwords has taken care of it for sensitive information.
@@MatthewMS.I think you’re making a mistake there, what you’re talking about is security and not privacy
And that's where you are wrong lol, the "privacy" concept is most likely just marketing to consumers.
@@kimxgamer If it was just marketing they would go out of their way to say that everyone can independently verify the security and privacy…
@@MatthewMS. I still don't want to tell the GPT about my live. Not about my worries, about my true problems, my address my name or anything. Because the thought about my individual self getting datamined disgusts me. The insides of my head are my own and I wish to keep it this way.
@kimxgamer
How could we know? And if they are doing marketing with a good feature, why not? :)
12:47 Maybe we should just call it audiomoji? A trend that will die faster than dropping a real stank bomb in an elevator next to the guy shaking his head to tell Siri, "no, that wasn't me."
Looks like a great update!
Did Rily just, Mew?
So I guess Apple has accidentally hired people from the Android and Windows camps to bring them to 2010 with customisation and usabiliti features! WoW Innovative! Stunning and Brave!
Finally someone had the common sense to allow windows snap to be a feature. 10 years too late.
@@yensteel, it was patented by MS and patent expired.
@@staskozak8118 Wonderful! Thank you for the information, it makes so much sense. It was smart of Microsoft as well.
Apple getting Android features years after they've been released on Android and branding them as new always makes me giggle
I think this was the smoothest possible segway to a manscaped add
And of course, I don't see anyone giving the same hate to Apple AI learning everything you do, as compared to the hate generated for Windows Recall. The coolaid is strong. *for those the misinterpret because English is hard, I hate it on no matter the platform*
You see. It cool when Apple do it because they wouldn't store images that user deleted years ago- oh wait.
@@superioropinion6421 that apple photos bug had more to do with how photos were dereferenced on the phone's storage. It still was absolutely insane that that was missed a long time ago.
I think all in all, they did a good job today of being hyper specific about not uploading any of this generated context, except for ad-hoc queries that are e2e encrypted. They probably were already doing a lot of things to mitigate cloud use due to the general caution that a lot of people and companies have to ChatGPT usage, but they saw the backlash that Recall got and tripled down on the privacy wordage lol.
@@superioropinion6421new update fixes that bug
It's redundant to say Apple AI
@@dennvenger Nice try, when I say Apple AI I'm not using their lame 'rebrand' of AI
WOOOOO APPLE GAVE PEOPLE BARE MINIMUM MINOR UPDATES ANDROIDS HAD FOR YEAAARSSSSS, WOOOOOOOO
That's wild (no one outside of the weird circlejerk of Apple VS Android actually gives a shit about any of the techie stuff as long as the phone does the basics)
9:57. You don't call science for a time crime.
You call PHYSICS for a felony of space time.
this might have been the funniest techlinked yet lol
Does that mean Siri will finally be useful?
Not unless you have an iPhone 15 Pro or Max.
only for iPhone 15 pro tho
Personally I think it’s been useful. It can’t get me info, but it’ll send a text message and answer a call. That’s already super useful.
@@innovativeyetaknowledgless9035it’s not horrible, but the amount of times I’ve asked it what seems like a simple task and it tells me it can’t do it.
Is it available for iPhone 15
Nope only pro
Only the pro models unfortunately. There is also excepted to be exclusive Ai features of the iPhone 16 models.
lol
Not even surprised knowing it is from Apple.
"Buy your mom an iphone. *
Nope, Apple is giving the rest of us the finger.
Today's episode was absolute fire! The jokes were pretty good!
Just bought a powercolor card couple of days ago... good too because that stuff they want to add sounds slightly as if it definitely won't work...