The Worst Best Brunch: A Croque Madame | Soups, Salads, Sandwiches
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YALL LOVE BRUNCH THIS CROQUE MADAME FROM MY NEW BOOK SOUPS, SALADS, SANDWICHES IS FOR YOU ONLY I MADE THIS FOR YOU BECAUSE THE LOVE I HAVE FOR ALL OF YOU IS MORE THAN MY DISLIKE FOR BRUNCH I’LL CRACK AN EGG ON YOUR SANDWICHES ANY DAY!!!
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as a cook, matty's description of brunch goers is so hilariously (and painfully) accurate
Exactly. Like an adult my hangovers now last until the evening, that's when I want my ham N' cheese toasty.
Makes me miss my early twenties. I could work a twelve hour shift, go out until bar close and then roll out of bed six hours later like it was nothing...
thats why i dont drink anymore. hangover just isnt worth it when it lasts all day after only having 4 drinks
My hangovers last at least 2 days to completely clear my head 😂
Remember everyone, Trish ain't no brunch ho. She's a real ass G! 😂
"She'll go to brunch and smack someone."
I am a brunch ho.
Swinging on ho's🫴🏾
@@kaikeydes then nobody likes you in here
The 80's finish to this show is fucking perfect.
I could watch Matty shit on the brunch crowd for hours.
Your pain of making this dish and talking about the hatred of brunch resonates so deeply inside of my core! My wife doesn’t understand why I refuse to go to brunch but will CRUSH a bowl of PHO and dumplings after a long night out and then nap like a champ!
Matty out here looking like a South Park character
I’m literally about to walk in to a brunch shift and the attitude is so fucking real😂😂
...probably says quite a lot about your customers.
@@markemsworth4235 customers are fine we just do a buffet style but it pushes regular service back several hours and we just stand around lmao fuck brunch
Thank you for your service
honestly im with matty, fuck brunch go get you some pho, it'll cure everything.
Im not religious, but in college id often be hungover waking up for my christian roommate to drive us to Sunday church, only bc after service we'd walk to this soul-saving pho place. No matter how much damage last night did to my body or my dignity that bowl of pho always washed away my problems for a while, made me feel like everything was going to be ok.
Brunch is just an excuse to day drink and eat breakfast food after 10:30am.
More like Brunch is restaurant shorthand for "you wanna daydrink and eat breakfast food after 10:30am? Yeah you do. We got you."
All my homies on eggs for brunch, Thank you for your service.
I love Matty's hate for brunch
Matty is my power animal.
Or maybe better my personal Muad’Dib.
Matty points the way. In all things. Culinary, fashion, haberdashery.
Culi In-Ary *garbled AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhHhhhh*
I've never related to a Matty video more. You sent back your orange slice.
I feel like you've been.... chill lately. Unnaturally zen. But this one, you can feel brunch really fired ya up again. Classic.
Matty’s long-standing hatred for brunch never gets old. 😆
This Croq is absolutely DIVINE, chef. Great money shot!
There's someone named Mandy watching this after spending the morning at Bed Bath and Beyond then getting brunch.
I share this attitude towards brunch service.
Brunch is hated by everyone in the industry!! Perfect analogy Matty!!
Accurate brunch commentary
I ❤ how genuinely loving and naturally funny you are 😊
Single best part of these videos is the timing of the censor beeps😂
That dim sum comment is 100% truth
I hate brunch. Why are you paying 40$ for eggs Benedict? Because you can drink at 8 am without shame, I think so.
Matti, where is the footage from your valentines day dinner, with your wearing a cast on your leg, while you were wearing a woman's night gown? It has been scrubbed from the internet, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Dude 8:23 was beautiful. Thank you Matty for being you.
Soups, salads, sandwiches!!! Love the little jingle, it'll be in my head from now on Chef, thanks for that!
The world deserves a play action super hero version of Matty, built tough like an old GIJoe. He's got a button, and when you press it... "SOUP, SALAD, SANDWICHES!"
no it doesnt
what if i just love breakfast but hate getting up early on the weekend
You go to an all day breakfast diner, like a real G (;
Matty teaching us to cook is like me teaching people to drive Zamboni. “Just fucking figure it out”
Just when i come down with a nasty cold the man himself delivers.
YEEEEOW SKIM YOUR SCUM!!!
Make sure it is not Covid. Get well, soon and enjoy some poon. Will clear your sinuses.
Hey Matty, I always got stuck doing Brunch shift🤮!
Nice Croq🎉
I'm in love with the theme song 😍
1:45 The idea of brunch tossing your salad is meta😅
I read this and it happened right after lmao
Matty! Seriously! Doing a North American book tour and you can’t stop in Minneapolis! Dang! I’m going to brunch!!!!
This is the greatest theme song of all time!
Soups salads sandwiches 🎵🎼 the intro and episodes are relaxing. Perfect for before going to bed or 😮after a big night day or morning
I love when you sing you’re such an inspiring voice
Keepin it really real. I love it.
"Brunch is the all year round Pumpkin Spice Latte" should be a t-shirt reference.
Marty unloading his brunch service trauma on us 😂
The sneezing had me cracking up!
Matty, I too share your disdain for brunch. Too many brunch services in all my years working in kitchens making pretentious food for the type of insufferable people that go out for brunch have ruined it for me. So glad I am not in that industry anymore. Give me a michelada or a bloody with a breakfast burrito from the hood and I’m set.
when ya had to serve on brunch ya knew ya had pissed off management
i have never once seen croque madame on a brunch menu, but that looked absolutely delicious.
Always amazing. Hoping Matty adds Edmonton to his tour. Calgary but no Edmonton...for shame. LOL
I yelled ‘I will quit’ immediately when the restaurant managers hinted at a Saturday brunch in addition to the Sunday shift. 😂 f*ck I hated that shift so much.
I could watch Matty force himself to read advertisements all day
I like brunch but I'm not part of the culture. I just like the food and I'm happy to make it myself. 🥚 🥓 🍞 🧈 🥛
Bed bath and beyond went outta business... At least here 😢😢😢
But yea, love brunch, love bb and b 😂
We used to do one with Ciaballa. Duck Egg. Para Ham and asparagus. Shaved Parm. Absolutely one of the best things I’ve ever eaten.
Ciabatta?
Honestly just watch these for those fire intros now
omg i cant tell you how many time ive barehanded a pan fresh out the oven. lolol rofl. salute chef.
this video deserves an Oscar
When I worked in a restaurant my boss would know if I came in stoned because I would pick up a few hot pans at start of shift 😅
I love that the only time Matty didn't swear in the video was when he touched the hot pan.
Exactly 28 seconds of cooking, 11 minutes of fuckery, and it couldn't get any better.
My man Matty looking like he's been working hard. 💪
brunch feels like shopping on Black Friday
MATTY YOU CRAZY BUCKET OF LOVE PLEASE HAVE YOURSELF A WONDERFUL DAY
it's all good Bed Bath and Beyond isn't even a thing any more. Trish can't shop there.
Geeking out, as I have the same Japanese style pot with wooden handle!!!
My favourite person to watch. Best content Ever ❤😊
I’m pretty hungover rn, and I wish I had brunch. May have to make this today.
working brunch service back in the day made me wanna set my hair on fire
you are hilarious Matty.... I cried in this one
That beanie is soooooo fuckin' orange. And I'm all here for it ❤
God, imagine going to brunch ordering a beautiful dish and sending back the single orange slice on the plate.
WORKING BRUNCH SUX
Hey buddy, I’m at 42-year-old blonde lady. I’m super nice and I do not stay up all night. I don’t shop at bed Bath and beyond or Bath and body Works. But I love brunch. 😂😂😂
I fucking love brunch and have no shame about it. Chicken and waffles, eggs Benedict, day drinking. What's not to love?
all day breakfast for when ur all banged up. Greasy breakfast fixes yow right up...that and 6 Ceasars with 3 fingers of vodka each.
Matty, you brought me back to middle school french. I promise I'm not from Arkansas.
Have a blessed day everyone!
Can confirm, Pho is the hangover food of the Gods.
Good stuff man. Also take the idea of the zoom q&a. I totally did pre-order a signed copy but too much Social Anxiety to get on public Zoom call lol, definitely wanna watch it though.
matty in those glasses got that grandma vibe lol
There's nothing like getting YELLED at on a Sunday
Accurate to a T! Let's do brunch, lol. Nice sandwich!
Love, love, love the colored chain on your glasses fucking fabulous❤ are those called croakies?
spoken like a true line cook, brunch is the wurst, not to hang my cured meats out to dry
Preorder placed!!! Thank you 🎉
At 3:30 you say something along the lines of: "making up words that dont exist, its not tight, its not loose." There is a word for exactly that in swedish and its the word "Lagom". It means just right but applicable in every scenario. How much coffee do you want? "Lagom". How thick do you want the sauce? "Lagom". Try it. its a great word.
"Im coming to a city near you!"
Like, in an aggressive, "get out of his way!" kinda way? Or like a "i'm supposed to be here" kinda way?
Only kidding, it doesnt matter 😂
As a poor, divorced, 45 year old loner, i resent this. I have brunch at my apartment, by myself, often. I'm usually hungry around 10ish, so it fits. I would have already have had a few drinks by this point, so i'm not against having a drink for brunch. I am a disabled combat vet, so I don't work. I drink. Brunch is awesome. Just because rich idiots enjoy it, doesn't make that mealtime bad. Take brunch back.
As a industry vet I love brunch and my brunch peoples ❤❤
Happy Souptember Matty!
I've never met someone who's worked a Brunch service, either in the kitchen or in front of house and enjoyed it. It sounds like a great idea for businesses: a fixed cost to budget a menu around, generally fills the establishment outside of the usual busy hours. It just also seems to attract the worst type of customer. Even 'classy' brunches in 5-Star hotels in Dubai manage to bring out the worst in a lot of the guests.
Like, just get some eggs Benedict with a coffee or pot of tea like a reasonable human being. Nobody needs 8 mimosas before 2pm.
Matty, have you had San Fransisco Dim Sum and Pho? If not you need to go walk through Chinatown my friend.
If Cartman had a cookery show
The restaurant I work at now never opens before 5PM and it’s the best job I’ve ever had. I’m with Matty, fuck brunch.
Maddie you have a great stash if you have the chance, can you make it fancy for November moustache month? for charity. kind of thing very fancy I’m sure you could make it look
My Grandmother would make us "Linner" on Saturdays lol
High stakes thumbnail photo for the croque 🍞🍞
ever since matty said that he takes a bite and spits it out because he’s being healthy i cant help but notice that they always cut right before he would be swallowing the bite
Maybe Brunch makes people feel sophisticated.
Love the take on the twisted orange slice.
It's a waste of food.
Too many chefs in the kitchen!
Chefs: 1.
Immediately burns hands on hot pan.
OOO SUGGESTION: MooseMan/woodsmen Full Canadian Breakfast
Matty I pre ordered your book. Im hoping it makes me feel closer to you.