JojoSpotlight - Syphilis (original acoustic song)
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2020
- Woke up in a hospital bed
The doctors said my time is now
Cut open my uterus
And found out i have syphilis
Syphilis
I woke up next to juliet
Shes a bald man with a lot of sweat
It was only after we had sex
That i noticed she has AIDS
Now I'm looking for a doctor to touch my balls
When i looked down...he removed my testicles
Without my testicles how can I fornicate?
Without my testicles how can i masturbate
Without my testicles how am i supposed to concentrate
When all that's left is a penis that cant ejaculate
Btw
i got chlamydia
See i met this girl from canada
She smelled a little strange from her urethra
I did a little search on wikipedia
Oh...i guess she has chlamydia
Chlamydia
Chlamydia 
Развлечения
fund my hospital bill
*sends all money*
Im broke tho
not before you give back my translucent socks
i have 92 cents will that help
no
He deserves a grammy for the best song title
Now i wonder 🤔he really does🥰
yes and for best lyrics..... these lyrics are so deep.. and meaningful 😭 i am in tears.... jojo’s poor t3sticles... 😭
yas
YES
Even Grammys are not enough for this masterpiece
Idk what to really say rn--
Me neither-
WAIT HOW ARE YOU TWO DAYS EARLY
HUH
@@killerqueen5466 I -
@@killerqueen5466 membership 😅
ohhh ok me stupid
And the winner of 'best song title' goes to ...
Jojospotlight!!!
Right, johoes?
Yup
Yaaaaaaaaàaas
Yessssss
Yas!
Can i know where is he from? I mean jojo
aRE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THOSE GUITAR SKILLS I’M-
this song is probably the most beautiful song i've ever heard- just don't pay attention to the lyrics and um yea :D
yes yumeko this song is beautiful
@@BigBonk101 i like your profile too (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ
Lmao i- :´>
Yeah
Wait is he actually gonna make a serious song? YES JOJO OPPAR 🧑🦲😱😽🏃♀️😻🙀😼
Omg after all these years i finally know why whitney Huston isn't here anymore 😱🤣
syphilis is a s*xually transmitted disease... 😱😱
this didn't age well--
@@i5livz669 wait I'm a little confused please educate me
@@aespa9725 I'm confused please tell me if this offended anyone, I'm really sorry that I'm uneducated
No one :
My friend: what are you waiting for?
Me : syphilis song 🙄
My friend: coma 🤣
😂
He's soo talented but he just wastes it if he actually tried he could make something really cool it's so frustrating grrrr
you sound like my mom 🤡
Ikr. His behaviour is so UGHHHH!
@@cookieeees insert hynjin's voice
Excuse me, this is amazing smh
@@cookieeees lolololol
I have no idea how he managed to sing this with a straight face
Ikr...the song got me cracking🤣🤣🤣
While we are waiting, we can create a fan-chant for the song💕❤️
Lowkey yesssss
What should we do
@@thaliatelusnord5636 🎼🎶🎶🌸🍬🌸🍰🌸🍫🌸🎸❤️💕❤️🍰🧁❤️🎶 we will sing. "We love you, JoJo Daddy,
Daddy JoJo we love you.
We will say it over and over again
Because our love is true."
Something like that ❤️💕🧁❤️🍨🧁💕
jojojojojojojo
jo exposes oli london
he writes songs about syphilis
jojo
@@FreedomEscapismASMR I feel like if Jojo ever reads this he will comment "simp"
Omg did Not expect this why is he so talented
The blood of Talent flows in his veins❣️❣️
It floes in his whole house my dude😂
Lol, I'm sure STD in your blood makes you hella creative 😂
The lyrics are just👌
I have a feeling this song will be stuck in my head for about a month and this song is the best thing ever made #freehistesticles
I know that sometimes these songs are jokes, but his voice is actually really good. I kinda hope he someday makes a serious song.
Me too, it'd be so awesome 🥺💗
Jojo: * is like 17 *
Also Jojo: * names his song syphilis *
* writes about um... *
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Am I really sitting here waiting for this song to premiere...yes, yes I am. Can't wait the lyrics sounds interesting.
The lyrics hits different from other songs.... 😅
He is just amazing in biology
👅
When ur just laughing and read the comments and you realize he's 17
I stopped watching jojo for reasons but i missed him so i came back
*Only 2 people are waiting. Sad moment for Jojo*
Yay he made a song about my brother!! :D
Jojos mom: what instrument do you want to play?
Jojo: yes
I was reading the lyrics, and please jojo😂 you r underage
(Nevermind, I laughed a lot)
🤣🤣😂🔥🤭
He isnt underage-
@@lvrxto he’s 17 eye-
@@sapph7964 is he? I-
@@lvrxto yep hes 17
This is so child friendly
This is serious
I will edit this when you realise.
Did y'all realise?
Wait...is it true that he has syphilis and Chlamydia? Or is it a joke Cz I’m confused
Syphilis song really make me cry 😭😭🤣🤣
But I have already listened this song so---
😌💅
Wdym?
@@user-zx1me1bs2g at his instagram live 🌚💅
@@cozylikerosie1608 when did he do a live?????
@@user-zx1me1bs2g a few days ago
@@cozylikerosie1608 I was there too
🎼💕🧁🌹🎸🐈🎶💕🎶💕🧁🌹🧁I will be waiting here like those people waiting for the sales at the department store, waiting outside in the winter at midnight, sleeping in a sleeping bag, waiting for the store doors to open at 10 am. Oh I am that excited 💕🧁🌹🌸🎶🧁🌹
I am here ya’ll
Hey peppa, how’s George?
@@kanagaraniveluchamy4243 dead I killed him
@@PeppaPig-oi9lg damn, what did he do?
HAHAHHAHAHAH
They should play this in health class💁🏽♀️
Fanchant:
*JOJO*
*EYO*
x5
joio really made a song about a sexu4lly transmitted disease... 😁
*if this doesn't get a genius interview i will riot.*
can we make a petition for this omg
"Woke up in a hospital bed" part is really good like the vocal so if you want to really do serious music just go you have good vocal and guitar skills.
Btw I didn't think at first that the lyrics gonna be so good.
sorry for my English I'm a native French
Omg there's so many kpop stans- I Stan
Anyways STAN JOJOOOOOO
He looks like he's 23 or something (: my man's literally 17
Imagine his family walked in during this song
The lyrics omg IM ALREADY WHEEZING 😭😂
Btw check the description for the lyrics if you are confused 🌚
I am a really big fan of Kaachi and Oli London
By the way everything I comment today is a lie
Kaachi is no where near as bad as oli
I understand kaachi but oli throw him away
HQHAHQHAHAJAHA THESE LYRICS 😭
WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE -
the way we learnt about syphilis and other std’s in bio just yesterday and then this pops up on yt ..
Bro this is deadass soo good-
OF JOJO STARTS BEING SERIOUS ITS ALL OVER FOR THE REAT OF THE INDUSTRY
Love how he put the lyrics in the description!!
Wow this was the most amazing song ever im in tears
I was gone when he said what really inspired this song was his Syphilis 😭
NOT THE TESTICLES 😭
Stream for good luck on your exams 💕
this song have deep meaning. im cryinggggg
Such a beautiful song.
I thought u we’re gonna make a song for kinryyy
This song is- beautiful
My grandma died and jojo is the only one who is making me smile..she would never be able to see me cry over her
Can't wait to listen to it again
I WANT LITTLE LYRA/LYRA LITTLE BACK👽👽
This made me emotional :'( This is a very good song. Can you put it on spotify?
This is an holy masterpiece
Beautiful
Stunning
Made me want to shed tears it’s so beautiful😍
Ok so...im gonna be really honest here:
1) Guitar skills are actually amazing, love the beat too
2) Your voice is pretty perfect with it
3) Lyrics are- uhm- great-
4) You awesome🥺💜
The soul the vocals 👏👏
DONT FORGET TO STREAM IT
I often wonder what the fuck goes on in Jojo's head. But whatever does go on, it's absolutely hilarious.
This is gold. 😂😂😂🤍
I find it so funny that you have so much musical talent and you choose to do this with it... I respect that
JOJO I’m obsessed with this song it’s beautiful and way beyond out of this world😍
this song is so inspiring it made me teary.
Masterpiece
i really went and searched what the title meant, thanks guys
Wow such an emotional song! It brought tears to my eyes, you are so talented! 🤩🦐
*THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.*
This is so good
best song ever.
wait... this is gold
this really hit diff🙏🙏🙏😔😔😔💔💔💔
Woah Jojo, musical and lyrical genius 😌✨👑
Omg this is inspiring and motivating! It makes me cry 😢 it hurts.. The pain is real... It is super relating to my life specially the part when the dog died.. I miss my mom 😭😭.. Ur such a great singer! Congratulations
MULTI TALENTED KING
We need more singers like him🙂
this really brought a tear to my eye im so proud of u jojo i hope u get a grammy for this masterpiece 😿😿😿😼
onion opparr 💜✨
I have never been more astonished after hearing such a deep meaningful song. This is the essence of musicality and rhythm. This is the epitome of soulful music. The lyrics are so heartwarming and simply extraordinary. Big round of applause for you, little artist.
the ✨taste✨
we stan a talented singer ♡
ngl i legit teared up
This should have been on the billboard music awards
i just wanna know how he kept a straight face through out this-
Ur pfp is staring at meeeeejieufrjer
I can really relate to this alot it makes me really emotional 😭😭😭 i love you
You guys don't understand how bad I wanted this song, I've been dealing with a LOT of SYPHILIS my wole life since I was like 6 and like I never found anyone who had it aswell since I was in kindergarten and there were a lot of virgins there so yea...Im very greatful my idol spoke out about this and i feel very happy and so now I dont have depression. thanks jojo
I’ve listened to this so many times I know all the lyrics off by heart :(
damn he deserves #1 on bb
CTM AMO- I've always wondered why this guy doesn't have 100M subscribers and a fucking Grammy (I really don't know what the appropriate award would be, but he deserves them all, damn it.)
best song best song
This is such a sad song I shed a tear 😔💔
Honestly his voice is amazing not joking im talkin serious
GIVE HIM SONG OF THE YEAR >:C
Here I am waiting to listen to your new song.
This was an entire roller coaster ride
Powerful song 🥺🥺
VERY NICE MAKE AN ALBUM
Omg pls upload on Spotify 😍