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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 Месяц назад +6015

    telling two tech bros “thats all going away” killed me

    • @HarrisonSolie
      @HarrisonSolie Месяц назад +95

      i knew it was coming and it still got me

    • @byoungjeezy
      @byoungjeezy Месяц назад +112

      More tech bros news to be told this

    • @shopifypro
      @shopifypro Месяц назад +5

      I had a goooood laugh 😆😆

    • @whimgrinder
      @whimgrinder Месяц назад +11

      bloody genius... double corey kudos

    • @maklovin5253
      @maklovin5253 Месяц назад +5

      thanks for the timestamp, jack*ss.

  • @timothydog76
    @timothydog76 Месяц назад +3328

    David Lynch said he basically learned everything he knows from Conner O'Malley.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Месяц назад +54

      His name is Corey O’Malley

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Месяц назад +7

      🌽🥎🤡 tryhard jokes

    • @garrettwomersley6101
      @garrettwomersley6101 Месяц назад +43

      @@jnnxdo you even know who David lynch is

    • @Novice127__
      @Novice127__ Месяц назад

      Coreys predecessor ​@@garrettwomersley6101

    • @mackenzie9865
      @mackenzie9865 Месяц назад

      😂

  • @dantraficonte8752
    @dantraficonte8752 Месяц назад +835

    “I used to be two Coreys now I’m one”
    “Oh”

  • @ShutterSnapped
    @ShutterSnapped Месяц назад +762

    I intentionally contract a high-grade fever just so I can enjoy Conner O'Malley videos with that extra oomph.

  • @omutrog8738
    @omutrog8738 Месяц назад +2214

    "I'm outside of space and time" is now what I will say whenever someone asks me what I do for work.

    • @Smokkedandslammed
      @Smokkedandslammed Месяц назад +12

      "Its NBD really. Very freeing. 😏"

    • @ElHombreGato
      @ElHombreGato Месяц назад +22

      This is literally what I say when my daughter asks me how old I am

    • @GreyMatterPlatter
      @GreyMatterPlatter Месяц назад +9

      It's definitely easier than saying "I'm a junior car wash associate"

    • @TDMFAN
      @TDMFAN Месяц назад +8

      This combined with 'I don't use currency'

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Месяц назад +5

      @@GreyMatterPlatter Save. Eat only Ramen for years. Buy the car wash. Sell menthol cigarettes at the counter in bulk. Live the dream, baby.

  • @ConnorSimpleton
    @ConnorSimpleton Месяц назад +2018

    "we're in tech" ..... "oh, that's all going away" is one of the top 10 all time Conner O'Malley lines

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Месяц назад +59

      i would give up every computer on earth just to bring the mob back

    • @AnthonyVCL
      @AnthonyVCL Месяц назад +22

      @@chickenmanmackenzie3525 the IRISH mob

    • @liltopherrr
      @liltopherrr Месяц назад +15

      Currency, everything

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 Месяц назад +10

      @@liltopherrrI used to be 2 Corey’s now I’m 1

    • @crazyjbub
      @crazyjbub Месяц назад +3

      maybe top 10 corey lines but not top 10 conner lines

  • @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM
    @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM Месяц назад +322

    damn Conner O'Malley is actually kind of a cutting edge avant garde artist comedian

    • @ralphiemcdingus2075
      @ralphiemcdingus2075 28 дней назад +35

      My brother in christ, you're only realizing that now?

    • @jamesstaples2342
      @jamesstaples2342 18 дней назад +2

      Who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 16 дней назад +3

      Since the first upload

    • @svtman93
      @svtman93 9 дней назад

      Met him last year at a comedy show, he was super cool

    • @HazmatKat
      @HazmatKat 6 дней назад +1

      watch his vine compilation screaming chaotic nonsense at rich new yorkers

  • @harrisonrandolph4669
    @harrisonrandolph4669 Месяц назад +283

    Man I’ve been a Conner fan for years, even posted his top gun bit on my IG yesterday.
    Dude … as a man with a family, this is (to me), about addiction. This made me viscerally react. To return to my loving wife after what I thought would be The Answer. She loves me and my kids think I’m the sun, moon, and stars. I’m thankful I didn’t let it get far enough to lose them. To lose my wife’s love and my son’s admiration. Last night he refused to fall asleep until I came and sang him a song, then he went to sleep. Everyone has an insane alternate view of what they *think* life would be if they didn’t “settle down” and all roads lead to the people you love and who love you. Beautiful short.

    • @blank1778
      @blank1778 Месяц назад +7

      Then she cheats 😂

    • @Case9300
      @Case9300 Месяц назад +10

      Great comment

    • @Alexander-Hatala
      @Alexander-Hatala Месяц назад +20

      Came here to find a comment like this. This video hits home, hard, especially while my wife and I are going through rough times and my daughter is being passed 50/50 split. Ugh

    • @idlx420
      @idlx420 16 дней назад

      It's hard to know whether its right to withhold the information of your actions from a loed one, but I belvie the mroalityu of this hangs in your heart. Being willing to fully turn away from a past action(s) is what makes the man whole again. If you can fully turn away and dedicate your life to your wife and family with true love, then sparring even your wife the painful burden of knowledge is the most intelligent and compassionate choice. I assume you follow similar philosophies.

    • @LabelRider_113
      @LabelRider_113 15 дней назад +5

      I reallllly struggled with the transition to fatherhood. Felt like I went from being a wild stallion to one of those giant cats caged at the zoo just pacing around. This video hit super deep

  • @tindahouse9051
    @tindahouse9051 Месяц назад +2180

    "No kings, no presidents, no senators... just Corey" chills

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 Месяц назад +32

      pretty sure that was the plot to Bioshock

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Месяц назад +24

      I've never heard of this guy and this just showed up in my recommendations. I'm freaking out right now lol

    • @alexanderespinoza
      @alexanderespinoza Месяц назад

      hahahaha

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot Месяц назад +6

      @@Crapstamper he was in a couple of episodes of I think you should leave with Tim Robinson. His stand ups are meh if you ask me but when he goes on the street like here he's pretty great, this whole thing is amazing.

    • @propakindustries22
      @propakindustries22 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@Crapstampertry having your name be Corey and this happening. What fever dream am I in?

  • @Skippy4500
    @Skippy4500 Месяц назад +1082

    Conner is the only true artist working in the post internet era. He's like if David Lynch grew up playing Halo 2 and watching videos on ebaumsworld.

  • @BingusLover93
    @BingusLover93 Месяц назад +96

    I piss myself laughing everytime it cuts to him driving around like a Batman villain.

  • @scorpionjacket3129
    @scorpionjacket3129 Месяц назад +224

    Telling the camera guy to “hurry” while already filming was exceptional

  • @dogshake
    @dogshake Месяц назад +928

    I love how his first reaction to seeing what is essentially a clone of himself, was “YOURE FUCKING COPYING ME!”

    • @spongegar
      @spongegar Месяц назад +36

      They live completely different lives too they just look similar

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 18 дней назад +2

      he does immediatly see through the screen and make fun of him for having to go to walmart with his wife

    • @Impossibility13
      @Impossibility13 17 дней назад

      @@kobold7466 Target, come on

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 17 дней назад

      @@Impossibility13 my bad, G

  • @Dirt-McGerk
    @Dirt-McGerk Месяц назад +575

    As always in awe of the absolute oak trunks that are Conner's legs, that boy is built like an African cape buffalo

  • @JangaLangaBanga
    @JangaLangaBanga Месяц назад +185

    We're haunted by fantasies of who we wish we had become. But when we confront or allow ourselves to embody those fantasies, we find that it's what we had that we truly want. And so we go back to those things, if we're lucky, with a renewed sense of gratefulness and relief. But maybe this clarity will waver in the future as our insecurities and regrets catch back up with us. Epic.

    • @goddess2222
      @goddess2222 Месяц назад +2

      Have you seen dark matter

    • @RobertKing00
      @RobertKing00 Месяц назад +17

      Either that or were just really fuckin hungry

  • @josephdipiero7976
    @josephdipiero7976 Месяц назад +64

    Congratulations to everyone involved in producing this. The transformation sequence is as good as anything I’ve seen in recent memory. The music, lighting, editing, writing, acting, and makeup are perfection. Bravo.

  • @Coreybrowning
    @Coreybrowning Месяц назад +945

    I like that youtube pushed this to the top of my recommendations despite me having never watched this channel

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Месяц назад +167

      I see you've changed your name to Corey, excellent, prepare to be absorbed.

    • @tjmaxxstan1516
      @tjmaxxstan1516 Месяц назад +60

      welcome corey

    • @mobilisq
      @mobilisq Месяц назад +22

      time to go on a deep dive, you'll love what you find

    • @shaye-uv6tw
      @shaye-uv6tw Месяц назад +10

      change your name to corey

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 Месяц назад

      @@tjmaxxstan1516movie

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood Месяц назад +2250

    I'm glad they finally made I Saw The TV Glow for us straight white men.

    • @charlie-jd3ls
      @charlie-jd3ls Месяц назад +48

      haha this is the best comment 😂

    • @the.bog.
      @the.bog. Месяц назад +37

      that is surprisingly accurate lmao

    • @Jamesason
      @Jamesason Месяц назад +1

      😆

    • @rustyshacklefordposter
      @rustyshacklefordposter Месяц назад +99

      Conner O'Malley literally stars in that film

    • @negaversebuffet1954
      @negaversebuffet1954 Месяц назад +89

      am trans this is the funniest and most correct comment holy shit

  • @RedMedicine86
    @RedMedicine86 Месяц назад +256

    Whoever needs to hear this-- I know the world is especially difficult and scary as of late, but your body IS bread.

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster Месяц назад +11

      Thank you. Brb eating myself

    • @JMill-bs6xt
      @JMill-bs6xt Месяц назад +13

      Just covered myself in butter… starting to feel a bit better

    • @GTICHATTER
      @GTICHATTER Месяц назад +1

      The yeast, its me

    • @legtit132
      @legtit132 Месяц назад

      I know and your chocolate
      🍫
      Thanks for the reminder

    • @dreamyprizemusic
      @dreamyprizemusic Месяц назад +1

      This checks out: when I went gluten free, I felt soulless

  • @garyfogel9530
    @garyfogel9530 Месяц назад +25

    Conner there's nobody else out there making stuff quite like you. Please don't stop, we need you in these times.

  • @impatrickt
    @impatrickt Месяц назад +797

    dude just casually dropped the best body horror film of the year for free on youtube

    • @rollergirl808
      @rollergirl808 Месяц назад +8

      Right! David Cronenberg who?

    • @mbirksted4994
      @mbirksted4994 Месяц назад +27

      @@rollergirl808Corey Coreyenberg

    • @thirdcoast6513
      @thirdcoast6513 Месяц назад +2

      Oh its tomasso the homie!

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx Месяц назад +16

      Demonitized. Dude is living hardcore mode
      The God we don't deserve

    • @QueLub
      @QueLub Месяц назад +4

      Just put Nick Cage in Longlegs to shame

  • @mrchicanokid
    @mrchicanokid Месяц назад +524

    This was all a ruse so Connor could wear a bigger chin again like in his Jay Leno sketch

    • @JamesLibrary
      @JamesLibrary Месяц назад +8

      The chin kills!

    • @brendonjones5774
      @brendonjones5774 Месяц назад +2

      this was like a full episode of joe perra if everyone took a heroic dose of LSD

    • @ElCrab
      @ElCrab Месяц назад +1

      When he worked at Stable of Stars? At that low price point, Leno *can* hit.

    • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
      @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Месяц назад

      Talkin to kierkegaard about sputnik

  • @jontyhugh1080
    @jontyhugh1080 Месяц назад +7

    7:20 onwards is how I imagine Jerma's Mr.Greenz character behaving in las vegas

  • @JabeRaddle
    @JabeRaddle День назад +1

    That transformation scene is mind blowing. Absolutely spectacular.

  • @daphnelol
    @daphnelol Месяц назад +418

    Hard to believe this was under 12 minutes long.. felt like I just watched a full length cinematic masterpiece

    • @awldune
      @awldune Месяц назад +21

      All of his content is like 3-4x as long as the timestamp says

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Месяц назад

      @@awldune Don't believe the run-times. I start the built-in stopwatch on my digital wristwatch every single time I see this time-bending piece of work upload. Typically when I check my watch as the video is coming to a close, and I cross reference that with the time-code in the video, my watch displays nearly triple the time elapsed. Either Google is in on this time-theft ponzi scheme, or Connor O'Malley himself is manipulating the space-time continuum as we know it. I say know because I know of it, but do not have even the slightest understanding of how it works or why it's called that. I know it sounds cool. That's all that really matters. Anyways dude, spread the word, far and wide. This ends today. Well, maybe not today but, the start of the end, and hopefully soon because if I can be real with you for a second I do not have the funds to keep being so indulgent with my watch battery. This baby is rated at 10+ years and I intend to squeeze every last second out of that bad battery. Who knows where we'll all be then, but I have no doubt that all this stop-start-resetting with every upload is wearing thin the alkaline in my battery prematurely, and if I can't afford another one now, I couldn't even imagine what I'll be like in 10 years time. Please, help me take this monster down, if you know what's good for your watch battery. If not for me, if not for yourself, then, for everyone out there who has a battery in their wristwatch just like mine.

    • @Producer_Jacob
      @Producer_Jacob Месяц назад +2

      If this was released in theaters I'd buy a ticket even if it was just 12 minutes long. In fact, it would cool if the theater just replayed this over and over to reach the typical 1.5 hour long screening time. Better than Moana

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Месяц назад

      @@Producer_Jacob Better yet, play it at 0.25 speed.

    • @bralph82
      @bralph82 Месяц назад +2

      @@ihazcheeseCorey sped up

  • @rachelg2421
    @rachelg2421 Месяц назад +370

    "You okay?"
    "Yeah... I'm just... really fucking hungry"

  • @mackens29
    @mackens29 Месяц назад +47

    The Duality of Man has never been more appropriately captured.

    • @dustincassidy
      @dustincassidy Месяц назад +4

      Glad to see a comment that recognizes what this was about.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 дней назад

      FOR REAL DUDE this hit home

  • @rodlong1802
    @rodlong1802 Месяц назад +28

    "What'd you do?"
    "I'm outside space and time"

  • @beanbo1611
    @beanbo1611 Месяц назад +1168

    Dostoyevsky been real quiet since this dropped

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 Месяц назад +30

      Shoplifting and Punishment. Or was it Apple Notes from the Target?

    • @kangaroo1814
      @kangaroo1814 Месяц назад +12

      this droped 56 minutes ago

    • @gregs6403
      @gregs6403 Месяц назад

      LMFAO

    • @ckaledin
      @ckaledin Месяц назад +28

      @@kangaroo1814and not a peep from Fyodor Mikhailovich, exactly

    • @mjrleaguesweetie
      @mjrleaguesweetie Месяц назад +5

      You can’t just make up words on the internet like that

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 Месяц назад +357

    “I used to be two Corey’s, now I’m one” that’s hard

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 25 дней назад +1

      That's not how plurals work.

    • @arclite95
      @arclite95 24 дня назад

      @@BodywiseMustard you’re right it would be coreys’

  • @Liketheeanimal
    @Liketheeanimal Месяц назад +11

    Gaspar Noe and Cronenberg had a comedic baby and we were all blessed with Conner O'Malley

  • @EITFM
    @EITFM Месяц назад +38

    “I exist outside of space & time” with that nonchalant, humble brag delivery. 😂 I’m stealing that one.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 дней назад +2

      "I am beyond time and currency" is pretty solid

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 16 дней назад

      Him talking to the tech guys was framed exactly like a Chad vs Soyjak meme

  • @JHanrahan
    @JHanrahan Месяц назад +1080

    Wish Conor had a whole sketch show I’d pay good money to watch that.

    • @alexandercowlishaw
      @alexandercowlishaw Месяц назад +20

      Big up Popular Front!

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Месяц назад +4

      same here

    • @chinaser121
      @chinaser121 Месяц назад +4

      how are you so.... online.... and still manage to do everything else

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Месяц назад +4

      @@chinaser121 hes a modern Renaissance man

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Месяц назад +2

      His wife is on the best sketch show of all time. No matter how good he does, hes 50 seasons behind

  • @EastWindCommunity1973
    @EastWindCommunity1973 Месяц назад +204

    Fun fact: This was Connor's PhD thesis on "early 2020s mid thirties white American male interactions with social media" and he successively defended it! Congrats, Doc!!! ❤️💋

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak Месяц назад +41

      This comment is probably a joke, but honestly I'd believe it

    • @WacArnold
      @WacArnold Месяц назад +13

      As a mid thirties white American male named Corey, I approve of this video.

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Месяц назад +1

      @@WacArnold Were you already named Corey or did you change your name so you'd get breeding-aged females allotted to you?

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint 27 дней назад +6

    The ONE Corey looked like a character from Dick Tracy. Spectacular short film!

  • @steel.oneill
    @steel.oneill Месяц назад +19

    In all seriousness, this is a masterpiece of filmmaking and storytelling; it easily stands alongside the very best short films out there

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy Месяц назад +258

    Bro is in his own lane artistically and comedically lol

    • @samcatsam
      @samcatsam Месяц назад +12

      he's Crucial. best timeline.

  • @ummin3872
    @ummin3872 Месяц назад +508

    i hate when my clone sends me subliminals about how they've stolen my promised life

    • @bigalcocer
      @bigalcocer Месяц назад +28

      I'm very glad he chose to be a dad. being a dad is so much better than being a chad.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Месяц назад +12

      dont worry about it, pretty soon (a few months) you will be driving your car to work and your sleeper agent code will play over the radio and you wont remember anything anyway.

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 Месяц назад +12

    No kings. No senators. Just Corey 😂

  • @jamespuffer2889
    @jamespuffer2889 3 дня назад +1

    I’m not sure what the fuck RUclips just recommended me, but this was amazing.
    Hauntingly beautiful, the direction, the cinematography, it was fantastic…I am going to binge watch this entire channel.

  • @TheTropicalCoke
    @TheTropicalCoke Месяц назад +311

    New connor o malley is just what I needed this Monday morning

  • @chrisbaker7583
    @chrisbaker7583 Месяц назад +218

    A24 has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @joerogan3079
    @joerogan3079 Месяц назад +8

    *THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF 2000'S*
    *IM NOT JOKING*

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 Месяц назад +8

    This is beautiful. The more I watch it. The more it becomes like an art piece rather than a comedic masterpiece. It’s like that other side of you that only wants to party and be a cool badass that works for the Irish mafia and sure that life is cool looking and hella fun but in the end Corey reverts back to his old life after merging with Party Corey because he realizes that once he is party Corey that things aren’t as great as they look or seem on video and that reality is more dark and depressing than we want to admit so he finds his way out of Party Corey and back in the bed of his wife because he knows how lucky he is to not be party Corey anymore and runs home to his wife that he loves and realizes party Corey may seem cool and you may think you want to be Party Corey but you don’t. You find out you’re happy being just regular Corey.
    Also vice versa with party Corey merging into regular Corey. The reason he did that is because he knows he’s nothing without regular Corey and needs him more than Corey needs party Corey.

    • @wolfcatwithagun
      @wolfcatwithagun Месяц назад +1

      Despite, or because of, the wall of text, inshallah 🙏🫡🇺🇲

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Месяц назад +514

    When will a producer let him make a full length? Give him a CGI budget. Fuck. This is what we need to unite the country!

  • @LightXiegfried
    @LightXiegfried Месяц назад +129

    Conner taking a hard turn into Lynchian short film director was not what I expected when I first got into his comedy, but I'm here for it

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Месяц назад +4

      He didn't direct

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Месяц назад +10

      I love that the videos are getting more cinematic and involved, but he still has the dumb "asking people questions in public bits" lol. Never forget your roots #minionsquad

  • @JamesMiller69
    @JamesMiller69 5 дней назад +2

    I would kill for a feature length in this style, blends so many different genres together seamlessly, 2024 is the year of O'Malley

  • @fromage5536
    @fromage5536 Месяц назад +10

    Someone give this man more funding!!!!!!!!! I need a full length movie by Connor O'Malley, truly one of the most talented comedians of our time.

  • @EverythingandMore
    @EverythingandMore Месяц назад +81

    Absolutely incredible.
    “What do you do?”
    “I’m outside of space and time.”

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen Месяц назад +212

    Every time I see Conner running with white socks and loafers it cracks me up

  • @NM-ir6wd
    @NM-ir6wd 2 дня назад +1

    I cannot wait til this sweeps the Oscars

  • @sneedler8661
    @sneedler8661 24 дня назад +2

    As somepne who's decided to settle down and found someone, this was s piece of art to me, there's nothing more fulfilling in this world then waking up next to someone you can truly say you love.

  • @eriks_trip
    @eriks_trip Месяц назад +194

    I like to start my week off with a small panic attack and some creeping dread, thank you Conner!

  • @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448
    @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 Месяц назад +76

    i can fully relate to corey at target. but when you fuck up and almost lose your family you realize how precious they are. been there man

    • @fakeNoahBritton
      @fakeNoahBritton Месяц назад +15

      This video really summarizes every Man's dilemma

  • @semicarbazone1
    @semicarbazone1 Месяц назад +4

    This is art. I found myself feeling reminded of works by Paul Thomas Anderson, Aronofsky, Cronenberg.... but it still has an original feel to it, what an amazing short film.

  • @Bumpy_barejevo
    @Bumpy_barejevo 3 дня назад +1

    That was more of a short horror than anything. Well done! 👏 he’s so unhinged I love it

  • @colinmcauliffe5282
    @colinmcauliffe5282 Месяц назад +48

    Never before has a film made me question my own existence and path in the world like this one. A true masterpiece. Praise target

  • @asweet2
    @asweet2 Месяц назад +293

    If Aphex Twin was a comedian, he'd be Conner O'Malley

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 Месяц назад +2

      The techno guys? Ew.

    • @user-pq2mu5xc2x
      @user-pq2mu5xc2x Месяц назад +65

      @@RickR69 what is it with ricks

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN Месяц назад +2

      William Montgomery

    • @jackcleary500
      @jackcleary500 Месяц назад

      ​@@user-pq2mu5xc2xI am aware of a slick one...

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere Месяц назад +5

      Is this his Windowlicker?

  • @babasovka
    @babasovka 13 дней назад +1

    I just watched this again...whilst I laughed my ass off the first time, the second time it struck me as being rather sweet. It's a good representation of our dissassociative, impatient times....I feel that in the last two weeks the landscape has become an hallucinatory representation of, like, Terry Southern's last comic dystopia brain waves while he was dying in 1995 or something. And I'm bloody here for it. "That's all going away." is the perfect comeback to everything.

  • @pescad0
    @pescad0 Месяц назад +5

    All movies should be this long

  • @custommadename
    @custommadename Месяц назад +94

    It used to be that every Conner O'Malley video I watched was my new favorite, but I highly doubt it'll be possible for a while to top this. I can't get over how incredible this is.

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 Месяц назад +81

    Men lead lives of quiet desperation. Even if the "boring husband" could integrate his alternate lifestyle "party boy" id, the person he's already become would reject it, and rightfully so. Dreadful and terrifying aesthetics as always but really a fundamentally hopeful message of resolving those mid-life crises

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 дней назад

      you gotta watch out for yourself BEFORE you wind up in the suburbs. slippery slopes are often undetectable

  • @TheRealBossMoss
    @TheRealBossMoss Месяц назад +7

    Ngl shooting a short film inside a Target is a big flex 😅 well done if you did this without paying location fees

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 дней назад

      fees are beta bullshit

  • @Nelso5000
    @Nelso5000 Месяц назад +14

    7:52 no way Corey predicted the Crowdstrike outage

  • @nickytoothless
    @nickytoothless Месяц назад +42

    Being a dad, this shit connects with me on a level beyond time ❤

  • @pizzamigoo2911
    @pizzamigoo2911 Месяц назад +55

    Jean Hollywood is the last person i expected to see here. I love it.

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Месяц назад +18

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that, or if I'm the only degen

    • @bertyamgeebler1865
      @bertyamgeebler1865 Месяц назад +1

      🤣

    • @dumbcatposter
      @dumbcatposter Месяц назад +7

      He's exactly the person who would be in Ultimate Corey's hotel room and I hate it

    • @aperez5360
      @aperez5360 Месяц назад +11

      "Oh wow, Jean Hollywood!..uh....I mean...who's that?

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Месяц назад +3

      @aperez5360 woah, I have to tell someone what I saw here! Wait no... tell no one.

  • @ctow11
    @ctow11 День назад +1

    The greatest short film of the 21st century can’t get a million views in a month, Corey is right, this is all going away

  • @ered1162
    @ered1162 Месяц назад +7

    This is the single greatest piece of content ever uploaded to this platform. Hands down.

  • @Mowthelawn3
    @Mowthelawn3 Месяц назад +213

    "we're in tech"
    "that's all going away"

  • @nedsanders3246
    @nedsanders3246 Месяц назад +295

    I'm so grateful that they made a good version of Sam Hyde.

    • @codypower3994
      @codypower3994 Месяц назад +38

      Most underrated comment of all time

    • @jo8422
      @jo8422 Месяц назад +95

      I've always thought Connor O'Malley is what sam hyde thinks he is

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Месяц назад

      @@jo8422wtvr makes you feel better ig??? Weirdo 😂😂😂

    • @LKYN9999
      @LKYN9999 Месяц назад

      Only Connor would get pornstars as actors

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls Месяц назад +21

      Sam Hyde’s goofy side without the “razor sharp” political edge

  • @chillhopdrumz1862
    @chillhopdrumz1862 3 дня назад

    “I’m outside space and time” is exactly what I say at my high school reunions

  • @EricJae.
    @EricJae. Месяц назад +19

    I’ve counted *237* movie references

    • @teimurtash
      @teimurtash Месяц назад +2

      Did you count License to Drive (1988) starring the two Coreys.

    • @gentlesoft6627
      @gentlesoft6627 Месяц назад

      room 237 km to the moon

    • @evanseyfried
      @evanseyfried 20 дней назад

      Plus the end credits song is the Katy Perry song from earlier 😆

  • @moonbabies
    @moonbabies Месяц назад +126

    Best Subaru Forester ad ever

  • @ItsB3enLikeThis
    @ItsB3enLikeThis Месяц назад +45

    Connors videos are always the perfect mixture of existential dread and satire. He needs a sketch show.

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 23 дня назад +1

    This is genuinely so amazing, we need a feature length film with Conner

  • @alpaca-c3i
    @alpaca-c3i 7 дней назад +1

    yeah so i've never visited or seen your channel, but i'm speaking on i'm sure 80% of the people who watch this after today, i'd love to see this in an actual theater.
    lots of quality work here!

  • @coreylizette
    @coreylizette Месяц назад +54

    No kings, no presidents, no senators, just Corey. We are the unified C O R E Y.

  • @AaaBbb-lm7qw
    @AaaBbb-lm7qw Месяц назад +68

    This is how it feels when you quit your job.

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic Месяц назад +5

    I don't know if I get it ALL the way, but this is a really fascinating indictment of influencer culture turning us all into raging narcissists

  • @kinsmanifesto1
    @kinsmanifesto1 Месяц назад +3

    Dude is really out here making impactful art. Kudos

  • @bigbugjpeg
    @bigbugjpeg Месяц назад +151

    "I'll never have a family" he says smugly, undeniably proud is so fucking hilarious 😭

  • @5H3LBY
    @5H3LBY Месяц назад +24

    As a Corey, I find this both troubling and yet intoxicating. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop. It's all consuming, it's disgusting, it's beautiful. It's frightening and it's inspiring.

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Месяц назад +6

      *Triangulation engaged* preparing to absorb Corey #5

    • @5H3LBY
      @5H3LBY Месяц назад +3

      @@dyerseve3001 oh shit

    • @inputreflector
      @inputreflector Месяц назад

      @@5H3LBYthe body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good

  • @alro2434
    @alro2434 5 дней назад +1

    Thanks, looks great, a real roller coaster Max Headroom, Tetsuo Body Hammer, feels good kinda film. Also, here because last night, you were Seth Meyer's most troubling guest.

  • @warhero82
    @warhero82 Месяц назад

    Not knowing whether I'm too high, or not high enough when I watch these short films is why I keep coming back

  • @internetshaquille
    @internetshaquille Месяц назад +77

    This one really strikes to the Corey

    • @WeIsDaTyrantz
      @WeIsDaTyrantz Месяц назад

      Once you Corey to me, you on the Corb forever.

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ Месяц назад +2

      I'm drinking your watermelon juice and experiencing existential horror all in one go

    • @Aaron-es2tu
      @Aaron-es2tu Месяц назад +1

      looking forward to your april fools collab with big man conner

    • @MrFijiWiji
      @MrFijiWiji Месяц назад

      love you shaq

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Месяц назад

      It does

  • @BringOutThePunx
    @BringOutThePunx Месяц назад +61

    I like how Corey looks like Dorian after he puts The Mask on. Obviously a call back to Connor’s Mask movie.

    • @shadowonthewound
      @shadowonthewound Месяц назад +8

      Even the voice! "WHATTA RUSH".

    • @aarronconleche8468
      @aarronconleche8468 Месяц назад +2

      I thought I recognized the look!! Couldn't put my finger on it, thanks!

    • @BringOutThePunx
      @BringOutThePunx Месяц назад +1

      @@aarronconleche8468 I felt like I might be grasping at straws when I said it. But it looks like people agree.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 дней назад

      grasping? hardly, that's immediately what I thought of. It's right there

  • @weforgot
    @weforgot 4 дня назад

    This is just a part one!! I want to see this go INSANE as a series 😂 great work as always, really gets me to laugh into my discomforts

  • @Adamtherealboss
    @Adamtherealboss 6 дней назад

    This is beautiful. My day has exponentially improved.

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 Месяц назад +42

    6:12 was like the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
    Conner, for real, you are one of the best comedians out there with such an eye for extreme absurdism. Keep going with these insane concepts

  • @PeaceOfTheUnknown
    @PeaceOfTheUnknown Месяц назад +46

    We all need to live outside of space, time, and currency. Then we can truly love.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 17 дней назад +1

    A simulacrum of intelligent art.

  • @EricHarsh
    @EricHarsh Месяц назад +2

    This is the best movie of the year

  • @enavlen
    @enavlen Месяц назад +26

    Connor is probably my favorite indie filmmaker rn this was incredible

  • @eabrams00
    @eabrams00 Месяц назад +255

    I’ll never understand how his body is shaped like that

    • @lewis4774
      @lewis4774 Месяц назад +43

      He used to be overweight , lost a ton of weight

    • @KoiNoYokan37
      @KoiNoYokan37 Месяц назад +61

      Exercise and god tier genetics, its not that deep 🖕🦧🖕😝😚😘😍🥰😍

    • @cisthej
      @cisthej Месяц назад +40

      its a rosemont IL thing

    • @bengallup9321
      @bengallup9321 Месяц назад +64

      It's thanks to his daily 100 outdoor yells

    • @samuelprice2461
      @samuelprice2461 Месяц назад +20

      It’s an Irish thing.

  • @mybad6813
    @mybad6813 Месяц назад +1

    king of comedy and surrealism. By god hes done it. He does it everytime. Keep doing it dude, you're legendary.

  • @bossisin2510
    @bossisin2510 Месяц назад +2

    You should make this into a feature, and I’d love to write it with you. Actually a very good premise. And that makeup is amazing.

  • @randeverett1
    @randeverett1 Месяц назад +24

    The sound design is top shelf! The audio propels this movie forward, with sonic perfectness.

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Месяц назад +5

      Like that one guy said, video is 2/10th's of the film. If your audio is bad, it takes people right out of it. No matter how well you lit your scene.

  • @ThePermanentMoose
    @ThePermanentMoose Месяц назад +41

    I'm really proud to have recognized the fusion sequence as Alan Resnick's work before seeing it confirmed in the credits

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak Месяц назад +4

      HAHAHA I'M TOTALLY UNSURPRISED AS WELL

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Месяц назад +9

      Sucks that its AI

    • @connoryballantyne
      @connoryballantyne Месяц назад +22

      @@CeeLoGreen666 "its AI" is one of the grossest misrepresentations of what that sequence was. tools used properly and creatively in perfect harmony with the emotional arc of the film.

    • @petermurphy9860
      @petermurphy9860 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@CeeLoGreen666 Don't worry dude, that's all going away

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Месяц назад +3

      @@connoryballantyne the emotional aspect is immediately nullified by the use of AI. I don't care about Resnicks history of using new tech, there's no justified use of AI scraping art.

  • @drew2510
    @drew2510 Месяц назад +3

    This was genuinely so good. The psychedelic morphing scene seemed like it had a lot of thought put into the sequences and the delivery of "I love you" by (boring family) Corey felt incredibly sincere too. Can't wait to be a Corey!

  • @scud9297
    @scud9297 Месяц назад +1

    Need to see you in more collaborations with Tim, you are the comedy this world needs but doesn't deserve.