Mario is a truly virtuous character. He defeated Bowser with minimal violence, resisted the lure of material gain, and exhibited a copious amount of patience. What a saint.
How PETA sees this: "Awww, all this violence against Goombas. We must rescue them, put them in a shelter and euthanize 82% of them after 1 year. We love animals to death" How Gamers see this: "It's a game, srsly? No one gets hurt or killed"
"Thank you Mario. Your quest is over. We present you a new quest." did peach just give mario the option to reset the world for a second chance at life?
I nearly die from shock every time I watch a speed run and they jump over a piranha plant, just barely getting hit. I'd never be able to do that no matter how old I get. In 40 now.
This is actually the player with the most control I've ever seen. The way he jumps through between the ducks and other obstacles, is something only a pro can do.
Phenomenal Pratyush I feel like it might be a TAS bot with each frame of the game coded in. There’s a frame-perfect wall jump on a pipe in the first three seconds of the video after all 😅
Gametechpoint in college, I learned a bowling game where the object was to get the lowest possible score. To keep everyone from rolling gutter ball after gutter ball, zeroes closed the frame. So a zero on the first throw counts as a strike, zero on the second counts as a spare. Scoring (2+throws on strikes and 1+throws on spares) remains the same. Perfect score would be 20, hitting one and only one pin per roll. Fun game. Difficult.
Nghi Van Tran Henry No, you can't. Well, technically, you can, but you'd have to take another route with more levels, which (since each level gives you a minimum of 100 points at the end) would end up racking up even more points.
If you can eat only one of the followings, what would you eat? 1) That walking mushroom 2) That cloud with face 3) That tortoise with wings 4) That flower with teeth
I'm genuinely surprised there are no points awarded for 1-ups. Also, what sorcery is it that speedrunners use to not take damage from Piranha Plants? They hurt me if I *look* at 'em wrong, but I constantly see speedruns where Mario's feet are *in* the plant's mouth & nothing happens.
The sprite of those plants are pretty big but they only use a small hit box. You'll die if you hit the hit box but if you don't touch it you won't die. That looks pretty silly because the plant itself is bigger than its own hit box.
I feel like it might be a TAS bot with each frame of the game coded in. There’s a frame-perfect wall jump on a pipe in the first three seconds of the video after all 😅
BrosterMedia No, this is clearly running on a NES. All-stars was SNES and had better graphics, especially backgrounds. And the original SMB1 graphics looks awful. Look at original SMB1 graphics, then look at Mario 2 (USA one) and then at Mario 3. Then look again at original SMB1 graphics...
He's the best bro. To have played this game without a SINGLE power up/ mushroom is clutch asf and a rare few can say they can do this. So I gotta give respect where respect is due yfm. 👏🏾💯
ky | Nah, dude, he can't even move in the first place. One reason: That big fat fist he got breaks whatever he uses to control and then his other hand's shotgun thing breaks it, too. Sorry if I sound like some nerdy Overwatch fan.
It takes skill to be the worst player
ikr
That should be a quote on a poster.
This is some great wisdom.
WhiteArtsMagic I went to a school of losing which taught me how to not beat super Mario bros. without the warp pipe and 3ds save states XD
APPARENTLY
Mario is a truly virtuous character. He defeated Bowser with minimal violence, resisted the lure of material gain, and exhibited a copious amount of patience. What a saint.
Lol!
+Christopher Wood ...but he killed himself in the end.
Mario is bad
so he is gay
+Isaac Sung ...How do you get "gay" out of that?
"If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst," -Jon Jafari
*Mario dies*
*Peach:* Thank you Mario! Your quest is over.
GAME OVER!
He completed it, almost
Wait the whole point of the game is to die at the end? Ah-
Best Mario player trying to be the worst Mario player.
Ephraim Bane yes, he is pro, can dodge every coins and enemy at closest range..
I don't think this is Darbian.
Exactly 😁
Sabes quien es el peor en hacerle speedrun? Este nene
Armnado Dorantes Inglés.
this is a very skilled player to get the lowest score
Nah he got 1 coin
No, he sucks ass, he only got 700 points!
"My score has been beaten - check out the annotations."
Oh sweet, a new score? Time to...
.. oh right.
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When the imposter is sus!! 1!!11!1!
@@unsubscribenow6474 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
I realize it is kind of randomly asking but does anybody know of a good place to stream new series online ?
@Ian Juelz i watch on FlixZone. Just search on google for it :)
*Good ol youtube days*
Yeah
Right... :(
No, YOUR DAYS were the good days.
How a PETA worker plays Super Mario.
You made my day
A PETA worker would find any prisoned animal and poisen it, since it shouldnt have to live without freedom... Seriously, PETA members are no saints.
How PETA sees this: "Awww, all this violence against Goombas. We must rescue them, put them in a shelter and euthanize 82% of them after 1 year.
We love animals to death"
How Gamers see this: "It's a game, srsly? No one gets hurt or killed"
Paul leal you have to kill bowser at the end so they wont even play
Paul Leal peta would be fine with killing goombas, after all, their just mushrooms/chesnuts
Damn, even the worst player is better than me...
andrea chianucci me too
Same
a normal youtuber same
andrea chianucci me 2
Literally impossible. :)
It's like clickbait, but not clickbait..
Ugh, my head..
Not that hard to understand...
Isaac St. Louis
Woah, e d g y
Keisha Woods - Eh, stanfoo escalated the situation needlessly.
Seishin Aozora doesn't prove anyone wrong or right, the OPs joke is still extremely stupid
stanfoo Well I mean, the player IS one of the worst Mario players ever. Only gets 100 points a level, what a loser!
7:10
Mario: (dies while killing Bowser)
Peach: "Thank you Mario. Your quest is over."
Me: YEAH NO SH*T, SHERLOCK!!
Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa
This is the way.
You have to be good to be bad, that's how it goes in Nintendo
Ikr
You may all laugh, but the reason Mario keeps zoning out at the flags is because he's having flashbacks to his time in Vietnam.
Levi Skardsen lmaoooo wtf
Levi Skardsen ...... no he trying not to get points...
rpg jones -that one meowstic-
The joke went so far past your head it never came back.
@@da3577 five years later and you probably still missing the joke 💀
3:45 I'm very disappointed..
IcegamingV2
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
XD
im crying :((((((
It’s possible to skip BOTH coins actually, it’s just REALLY difficult
He failed the no coin challenge
I'm one decade late
Same
Lol
Same
me too
One decade and TWO years
You may be a terrible player but you are damn good at jumping and for that, I must salute you.
MollyMelancholly it's TAS
has to be, all of those glitched jumps :)
Harsha Boyilla using savestates is one way of TAS'ing.
Savestates make it a TAS lol
MollyMelancholly I have to agree
"Thank you Mario. Your quest is over. We present you a new quest."
did peach just give mario the option to reset the world for a second chance at life?
LogexGames THIS ISN'T UNDERTALE, GET OUTTA HERE
You're a lizard Harry I wasn't even implying an undertale reference
LogexGames i know :p
LogexGames she gave him something more that night
I nearly die from shock every time I watch a speed run and they jump over a piranha plant, just barely getting hit. I'd never be able to do that no matter how old I get. In 40 now.
I mean score wise, I suppose it's the worst but skill wise, not really...
***** ikr
exactly. u alolan xegutor u >3
oliAnt011 alolan exeggutor*
UB-01 Lighting my b xurkitree. bars
Anthony Chabot Exactly
This is actually the player with the most control I've ever seen. The way he jumps through between the ducks and other obstacles, is something only a pro can do.
7:08 That was so anticlimactically funny 😂
his dead body flies right at the princess... even the body wants to kidnap the princess lol
I agree
Impulsive Donut xD
Impulsive Donut Your Quest is over because your dead
Rayquaza Pikachu gaming its not its a glitch but its really hard to pull off
lol this is amazing!! I was expecting a fails vid, but... wow...
I honestly only came for the music though😂
Emma you could just have gone to a 10 hours version tho
The worst indeed, I mean look at that low.....low score....
Yeah, he couldn't even get to a thousand.
+Flonne ArchAngel you're talking to you're own comment? You must be lonly
+Aligames Keles And you must not know how to spell lonely correctly.
oh no. you are great if you finished the game with under 1000
+Maple Thorn damn, you don't even know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE?
someone has to go back to primary school!
Super mario bros pacifist edition
that 1 coin though... arggh...
This is actually almost flawless gameplay. Not to mention the player's fearless risk-taking.
its a tas, not an actual human being playing in real time
Tails Study I think it's funny that you think super Mario runs at 60 fps
GameMasterKyro i know right, i wish i could play this good
Josh Carriker show me somewhere that says it doesn't
brad walker well Rip I just looked it up and I was wrong. About super Mario Bros. But this is not the game that's on the NES.
Considering that this takes more skill than completing the game with a ton of points, this probably makes him the _best_ Mario player ever.
exactly my thoughts!
Yes your right 2 well 3 deaths(1 at the end) 1 coin 0one ups? 3 lives left 0 power ups 0 kills of goombas with that skill you can rek everything
No the title says its the worst
+Stolkie still
***** Actually, I do.
He made it to the end with no power-ups. That’s actually very impressive
I gotta say, not what I was expecting.
I didn't get the point until 1-2. Now I feel stupid...
Your not alone
+Patchy .E. i was thinking "well this is a pretty stupid speed run"
+Zachariah Debrincat you're*
+Nicolas K I was referring to his "not alones"
Zachariah Debrincat Oh I see, what about them?
The last part was so Anti climatic
Imperial195 *climactic
Indeed
Glitch s
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Princess was really happy to be greeted by a flying corpse. She's a bit sick in the head. Been in that castle a long time.
Buddha would have played this way!..
No greeds, no grudge, no violence and above all not doing all this to meet this pixelated lady at the end! 😊
vinayak sharma This comment is now a poster on the wall of my bedroom.
vinayak sharma Buddha got something against pixelated ladies? What she ever do to him?
vinayak sharma ha ha ha
Perfect comment. Salute!
Lol Buddha probably wouldn't be playing Mario! :)
This is kind of like how Floyd Mayweather wins fights.
Hidious Vanity Amazing coment. I agree.
+Hidious Vanity I also think this comet is amazing.
velvetturd comment
Laughed hard.
Nit Picker Just like he'll probably do in 6 days against the crazy Irish man...
Great player. Not kill a single enemy even by mistake.
he is humble and peaceful, the mushroom kingdom needs more people like him
Phenomenal Pratyush I feel like it might be a TAS bot with each frame of the game coded in. There’s a frame-perfect wall jump on a pipe in the first three seconds of the video after all 😅
I don't know why i watched the full video
Sahil Sehrawat I know. It was so satisfiying.
So do I
Me neither but luckily I did.
it takes skill to be the worst.
WOWITSME ITSMEWOW
My brother says that all the time, and now I'm using that phrase. XD
@@Mr_Original You and your brother are AWESOME.
@@coolguy02536
Why thank you. XD
But how many A presses did it take?
rapmast3r1999 IT'S OVER half a an A press
Thats because he didnt build up speed for 12 hours!
he also needs to learn the position of the PUs, or parallel universes, he can get to in 2D space, then he Has to calculate his next position.
Guys, an A press is an A press you cant say it's half
I counted. 285 A-presses
I think gaining no score is tougher than gaining score😅😅
Ikr
Duhhh?!?
Gametechpoint well no shit Sherlock because you get points for touching the flag pole.
Gametechpoint in college, I learned a bowling game where the object was to get the lowest possible score.
To keep everyone from rolling gutter ball after gutter ball, zeroes closed the frame. So a zero on the first throw counts as a strike, zero on the second counts as a spare. Scoring (2+throws on strikes and 1+throws on spares) remains the same.
Perfect score would be 20, hitting one and only one pin per roll. Fun game. Difficult.
Why are we all noticing this video 10 years after it was made ._.
this is torture! - I can't watch it any longer!!!
not even sure why I watched it..
10 years... THIS VIDEO IS 10 YEARS OLD
I didn't think that was possible
Trable Z
IKR
@@DarylOrgan 14*
@@DarylOrgan oh its ok lol just wanted to correct it
Life as a noob is hard...
Knowing how to be a noob is way harder.
It takes an amazing gamer to get such a low score.
"worst super mario player ever"
*does a frame perfect walljump on the first pipe*
Pretty sure you're the best player ever. Takes a lot of skill to do that.
i'm still stuck on bowser
3:45 "Mission failed, but we'll get 'em next time!"
this video is 9 years old why is it being revived
Venom Claus the Shitposter oh hey cool I'm subbed to you
Venom Claus the Shitposter Dunno it was in my recommendations
damn, mario was like
"if bowser dies, i'm dying too" 😔
3:45 *GASP*
There probably wasn't a way to avoid it i imagine
Nathan Colombari yes, you can avoid it
Nghi Van Tran Henry No, you can't. Well, technically, you can, but you'd have to take another route with more levels, which (since each level gives you a minimum of 100 points at the end) would end up racking up even more points.
Nathan Colombari e
+Preston Billion WRONG, it's easy to avoid it with a wall jump, I've done it plenty of times.
Coffee I don’t think you can wall jump in the original super Mario bros so I hope that was a joke
Worst player no. A record guinnes was to win all super mario bross with the fewer points possible
Muriciod3456 finnaly someone smart enough knows lolol
Mushrooms are not for Mario xD
World Of Stickboy oldtimer viagra XD
World Of Stickboy ok i subbed you stop apearing your comments in every video i watch😂😂😂
Poopy Pigeon · 5 years ago i thought this reply was 5 years ago lol
World Of Stickboy I see how it is
Even in blue mode
You givin me a heart attack every time whem timer goes zero!
#perfection
So, did PETA play this?
Zero001 LP LOL
Zero001 LP HAHAHAHAHA
Peta should now that THESE ARE GAMES WTF PETA!?!?!?
PETA probably thinks that the red mushrooms are meat
Zero001 LP
i think so my friend
jumps.are to progtammed and tweaked in succesion no way its human
He is not bad did you see how fast he climbed those stairs
He got the lowest possible score dumb
2 things: 1) HOWWWWW 2) YOUR NOT THE WORST YOUR THE BEST
This actually requires skill. I wonder if someone can get the lowest score possible with all lives intact.
This is surely one of better Mario players in the world. Say that u want to have 000 time. You wouldn't. He would.
And it's amazing how he does that jumping on block with the flower.
Epic Voice its a bot...
If this is the worst Super Mario player then I'm Steve Jobs
Because your sense of humour is dead...
over 90 people don't agree with you :)
Worst score man.
Yash Talwar what?
Next Mahatma Gandhi for his high level practice of Non Violence
He has the patience of Job.
It's just an expert player aiming for the lowest possible score.
Hi Bored Human Watching This At 2017
Rocky BFDI hi
Rocky BFDI
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Rocky BFDI Hello ^^
Hello!!! How's it going?
Hi its my birthday
Ironically he is the best player ever. It is immensely tough to save oneself from the enemies and yet not kill them.
I've always loved the logic of only having to play a handful of levels to beat the game due to shortcuts XD
He is actually best Mario player ever
No shit Sherlock
Yes. He's good enough for me. I dont see how the fact he wait To run out of time encore he finish the level make him the worst Player.
INFINITY GAMING PRO im the best luigui plyer
PokéMontréal When he says worst player he means by score. Running down the clock gives him the least amount of points
only 300IQ people would understand
He knows how to move therefore he is better than my sister.
Glitchy Mountain lol
Lil´ Tesla ew tf did you have to bring that up
7:15 peach so lonely talking to her self XD
This is Pacifist Mario.
fuzzywzhe
no, it's lowest score mario
to get the lowest score, you must be a pacifist.
he's not terrible, he's doing a pacifist run.
imagine the hours he spent perfectioning himself
I think I can beat that score.
Eduardo who gives a shit about the score, it's the skill.
Who give a fuck to your score
rpg jones -that one meowstic- You are very serious man
Eduardo nah it's impossible
-aaaaaa-
That ending was just...wow. How does someone fail and succeed at the same time and so hard?
Is no one gonna talk about how awesome this mod is?
If you can eat only one of the followings, what would you eat?
1) That walking mushroom
2) That cloud with face
3) That tortoise with wings
4) That flower with teeth
um...
Is that red turtle with spikes an option? (trollface)
I only eat pussy sorry
Rare TØP trash *Goomba
You mean a Goomba, a Lakitu's cloud, a Koopa, and a Piranha Plant?
I'm genuinely surprised there are no points awarded for 1-ups.
Also, what sorcery is it that speedrunners use to not take damage from Piranha Plants? They hurt me if I *look* at 'em wrong, but I constantly see speedruns where Mario's feet are *in* the plant's mouth & nothing happens.
CaptHayfever the Hitboxes Are Actually Much Smaller Than The Actual Plant. Try It Sometime.
The sprite of those plants are pretty big but they only use a small hit box. You'll die if you hit the hit box but if you don't touch it you won't die. That looks pretty silly because the plant itself is bigger than its own hit box.
Extremely hard work being this bad
This player is the Worst... Also Truly the Professional Torturer.
I think mario turned pacifist and if he had to kill bower he would die too XD
AKA. True Pacifist Route in a nutshell
Toy Bonnie
More like turtle shell
for some odd reason, I got geek when he got a coin.
but that ending was messed up.
Top 10 video game plot twists
playing like this is really hard... his perspective was not to get points and win without a single hit by dodging everything.. well played..
I ruined my whole childhood for 7:30 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for playing... JESUS!
This is actually the lowest score possible a human has achieved. The human limit you know.
There's now a 500 point speed run uploaded.
When your mom says it's time for dinner but you want to finish the level
03:46
That Coin that destroyed everything....
Super Mario Bros - Pacifist Run
Lol
every time i play
I DO THE GENOCIDE ENDING
No, it's a Lowest Score run
Nightmare .Shinigami Another fucking Undertale comment. I'm tired of this shit.
1:56 "Most Satifying Video Game Compilation"
I feel like it might be a TAS bot with each frame of the game coded in. There’s a frame-perfect wall jump on a pipe in the first three seconds of the video after all 😅
I actually don't think so that first one isn't as hard as it looks and it's early in so he could have restarted until he got that part right.
Before:Who is still watching this in 2018
Now: its 2020 who is still here
Destroyer_ N you, from your future. Woooooooooahhhh
[遊戲/ 直播頻道]DestroyerNTheY T yup 😀😀
Lool
me
Waluigi still has no game :(
3:37 SCREW LOGIC
3:46 AAAAND SCREW LOGIC AGAIN
I think this is kind of impressive, he managing to pass levels without any powers
My brother thinks this is Mario Maker
show him the right game..
MrVideo rip
those graphics are not even in Mario Maker
MrVideo tour brother is really stupid then
Bruh... he must be 8 or something.
Pretty wonderful. Anyway, where can I download hack with these improved graphics? Original smb1 graphics sicken me tbh, nes is capable of much more.
QVear i believe this is the super mario alstars version. also how do the original graphics "sicken" you?
BrosterMedia
No, this is clearly running on a NES. All-stars was SNES and had better graphics, especially backgrounds. And the original SMB1 graphics looks awful. Look at original SMB1 graphics, then look at Mario 2 (USA one) and then at Mario 3. Then look again at original SMB1 graphics...
+BrosterMedia Triggered much?
steven Claessen i was just asking, not every question has to do with someone being triggered
Your question is not "every" question though. Anyways...
Best Mario player ever because he beat the game without a power up
what
This isn't even a speedrun.
Fuzion Galaxy many people have
Fuzion Galaxy ikr
and how he beat it without killing enemies discluding bowser
He's the best bro. To have played this game without a SINGLE power up/ mushroom is clutch asf and a rare few can say they can do this. So I gotta give respect where respect is due yfm. 👏🏾💯
10 Years ago :o
11
Bejita Sūpā Saiya-jin Burū It's still 10
Siebe Auwers Lucky young shit
11 without 3 months
I was 11
your officially the best Mario player ever. HOW DID YOU ALMOST GET NO POINTS
Slimey Tube because no one gives a shit about the points
3:45
He was trying to get the least amount
Slimey Tube And 'your' officially the worst grammar user ever. HOW DID YOU GET THAT SIMPLE RULE WRONG?
Slimey Tube isnt him
Worst player? You're better than me at this game.
He is hacking
Lowest score, and savestates were used
tas
ky | Nah, dude, he can't even move in the first place. One reason: That big fat fist he got breaks whatever he uses to control and then his other hand's shotgun thing breaks it, too.
Sorry if I sound like some nerdy Overwatch fan.
tucker lacey TAS is not cheating dumbass
How to be the worst player: be bad and don't give a hell about what your doing.
believe me.. you need way more skills to get less score then the highest score
Yea, just look at his Jumps oO that was awesome xD
maybe, but there some guys out there that are so good, that they can do something like this o:
But who knows.. :D
:/ im in luck, mine work perfecrly xD