Yeah Also Tibetan lesbian n Bollywood uncle were great but theeee best colin quips are to ant when he calls him a back alley Tunisian knife fighter and a corsican pimp.
jesus, in the first 2 minutes of the show Colin did 6 bob Kelly smashes. Tibetan lesbian, harpoon whaler, dog-sledder, fat Mosque, Bollywood uncle, and an Istanbul rug salesmen. fukin Gatling gun
This is one of the greatest radio episodes ever. The boys were just in their prime, having a good time being hilarious. You can tell they all truly enjoyed it
aliensexgangchildren he's an insecure fellar. can't just let it go, has to control. when colin laughs opie probably is trying to figure out if it's with him or at him... real funny guys know or just don't care. but opie isn't like that. opie is opie.
The First 10 minutes of this is legendary, I fucking love when these guys just go at each other. Colin is the king of trashing people. And Bob fucking ruined Jimmy with that apple line, oh god, my sides!
Yes, when the show used to be funny. I think more people listen to these old RUclips clips than the actual show nowadays. The show is devoid any humor!
1:55:27 “You’re losing, you’re losing. I’m the referee.” Gregg could bash people for jokes that bombed but don’t dare saying anything to him. Also that line was cringey.
yeah thanks for timestamp I'm sure its really important. Seriously, why do people dwell on Opie when we have 2 2 1/2 hour show with Colin, Jim and Bobby.
I_don't_give_a_careat around 1:03:00 opie takes one last call before break and goes "make it quick we are dying a slow death here" when it was opie that slammed the breaks on the show with the calls. everyone was having fun and laughing before he perked up and had to get in the way by "steering the ship" to justify his job.
awe poor opie thought he was funny for a second when all he was doing was driving another hack morning zoo bit into the ground with his soundboard.....remember his "taser" phase?
"how about girls with two or three assholes? you ever seen that? it was big in the eighties," and yet his delivery is what steals this line. Colin is god.
@@zachk5249 That one was killer. Anything anyone said was a setup for a nice trashing. Even Clubsoda who just popped his head in for a sec got that driver line from Vos lol. Everyone was on fire. Lil Jimmy was actually the one with the least lines, and he's usually on point when everyone starts roasting each other.
So go watch Anthony's show that he does by himself, that pile of dogshit he has the balls to charge for, or Jim and Sam, same deal. Everyone stinks on their own, they were only good together.
Their old guys now, and financially comfortable. That will make anyone unfunny. Proof of them not being funny now, doesn't mean Opies abcense is a contributing factor to cumia and Norton not being funny now. I would agree if they were still in their prime, and were terribly unfunny. Opie was fine being the moderator, but he couldn't even use the fans comments to be funny. Though I'd rather hear that then him screaming into the mic.
@@vikingblood6781 "Straight man" implies that the person recognizes their role. Opie did not. He was the "dumb man" that was pissed because he was without humor.
He is the most unlikeable person I’ve ever heard. He’s awful. How he got to sit in on all these hilarious comics is absurd, and the fact that he doesn’t even appreciate it.
He did can't you see the effects of it? He played it off hard but did even if it was in his late teens. He got socked out for saying the n word at a pick up game .
Yeah but he should of experienced it more to break outta that annoying behavior. He never worked hard labored jobs only golf caddie n radio which r both easy going jobs. Never had real friends that would address that stuff.
Yes omg he killed the flow big time. It was such a great show untill he got jealous and started taking needless calls. The hummer Tuesday bit n call was excruciating everytime I hear this again I forget and fast forward passed that waste of these great comedians time. He likes to fill time with repetitive bits as well even tho he had the top comedic minds on his show.
Did anyone catch Opie not getting bob's joke about the candy being a life saver? Lool "U'd have to throw it really hard to cut off the feet" Holy shit... Bob laughs at him but then lets it go, go figure
About an hour and a half in Anthony tells the bull story. I like that when Colin asks who in this room the bull looked like Anthony just answered it like it was a trivia question.
thescoutabout Col seriously rules. Think it's his cadence. When he met David for the 1st time David kind of raised his voice and Col came back with "Easy Tiger". Simple but hilarious
Right around this time Bob Kelly set up a podcast and roped Colin into doing it. It's a lot more natural than ona, and it basically is 15 hours of bashing. Bobby spends half his podcast teasing Colin about being a depressed loser that got fat and what it will be like when Colin breaks out of his slump. It really puts these CQ appearances in context when they're immediately arguing about whose fatter. Bobby really wanted to win this show.
@@vikingblood6781 He's talking about Bob's myspace podcast, not YKWD. The Colin Quinn vs. Bob Kelly videos on youtube, which are taken from that podcast, are funnier than anything O&A-related. It's Colin at his absolute peak.
Agreed it was probably an Opie bit but I kinda liked it . All she could say was "he blew his load all over me" so it's kind of amusing that they hung her out to dry on national radio because she was so uninteresting and didn't realize she was being used for the butt of a joke. She should have punched out after being asked "what happened" after like the third time, the fucking dummy
Also it's very gratifying knowing how hard Opie currently tries in around 2021 and 2022 to try to come up with things that will "go viral", and yimmy throws out something as dumb as the chippuh chip chipperson, or "cat noise Tuesdays" 🐈😺 and it's a HUGE hit 😂
I may be getting old , because them trying to get the girl to talk about blowjobs was pathetic. I had to skip, but then land on opie telling Collin the brilliant comedian , that he, opie , is working on a bit for him.. cringe
The music leading up to the stage dive did make it 200x funnier. She sounds like one of those "Heavy Metal" or "Punk" Throat Singers from the Eskimo tribes
It was the song as she was singing some punk metal crap then jumped off stage to crowd surf but it was a crowd of women so they parted. They probably couldn't of caught her to crowd surf so she fell right on the floor.
I love Collin blowing up opies spot.. and yes, that is how that is used, not how dumb ass opie uses it.. opie has some balls asking a Collin Quinn to work on opies channel for free , just to help opie make money off advertisers
57:15 I swear I remember seeing what Colin is talking about here. Some kind of divot or something that made it look like a girl in a porno magazine had two assholes. One day I will talk to him about it and we will share a hearty laugh
I think I'll go on a murderous rampage if I hear the phrase "bitter Colin Quinn" one more fucking time. It's like the phrase that awakens a killer sleeper agent for me now.
Something I’ve noticed with listening to these compilations, etc. is Jim, Bobby, Patrice, Vos all copied Colin’s delivery when insulting.... probably came from Tough Crowd.
Tssss. Collins face is red like Dan Hemroids or thumpin? Trading Faces or thumpin? Xhrrrhh....Like Nic Cage wit dim bees in the wicker basket of thumpin?
"Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul?" LOL Colin is a gem
"Then don't do it here." Lol. Was in tears
#NGAC
How does even think of that? Genius
Yeah Also Tibetan lesbian n Bollywood uncle were great but theeee best colin quips are to ant when he calls him a back alley Tunisian knife fighter and a corsican pimp.
@@PickassoEnt Corsican pimp is my fav
“As soon as it heals he’s scheduled to be slaughtered by a Cambodian village ritually” LMAO Collin is a master of clever references
jesus, in the first 2 minutes of the show Colin did 6 bob Kelly smashes.
Tibetan lesbian, harpoon whaler, dog-sledder, fat Mosque, Bollywood uncle, and an Istanbul rug salesmen. fukin Gatling gun
lithium2370 Colin are Jimmy are a deadly combo for Bob Kelly. They both smash him so perfectly.
I still think Colin's smashing of Ant when he called him a "back alley Tunisian knife fighter" was the funniest shit he ever said.
"Corsican pimp" is a very close 2nd.
@@shutthefupdonny “Vos and Anthony look like two dumb Yemeni cousins” is another classic
The irony of Opie getting mad about someone ruining a bit, tells you everything you need to know about Opie
"He looks like he should be eating his way out of an apple"
We don't even expect one from you Opie
"You want to live the American dream and you're not fit for it." damn Colin can smash Bobby
7:39
Bobby's classic "unfinished clone" line.
This is one of the greatest radio episodes ever. The boys were just in their prime, having a good time being hilarious. You can tell they all truly enjoyed it
It could be if stupid cunt didn't take phone calls
@@Wats3d the ironic part is you're the same type of person as the moronic callers
It was ok
@@shaiapouf420Zzz
“ I’m doing a portrait right now. It’s called Tibetan Lesbian on Couch.” Colin is a savage.
His lines are so out of pocket and true 😂😂😂 anthony looking like " a backstreet Morrocan knife fighter " takes it
@@jamiewalsh9184It’s Tunisian knife fighter you ass…boooooooo
@@jamiewalsh9184It was also back alley too…you bombed twice
@@jamiewalsh9184And it was an edited comment on top of it. What did you edit? A less accurate comment?
3:02
"Why is everybody beatin' up on Bob?"
"Yeah leave him alone"
- Said by the two meanest people in the room-
Crumb Bum so funny
"It's come down to this"...Opie says it Colin laughs so Opie says it two more times.
aliensexgangchildren he's an insecure fellar. can't just let it go, has to control. when colin laughs opie probably is trying to figure out if it's with him or at him... real funny guys know or just don't care. but opie isn't like that. opie is opie.
I definitely caught that
He’s constantly trying to please Colin and be his buddy every time he’s in.
“I’m working on a bit with you, bro” .......awful, just awful.
"Iranian Kevin James" LOL!
I’ll never not laugh at “Tibetan lesbian on couch”.
Fucking GOLD dude.
Would be a great museum piece
James Larvae Norton
James “any container you put’im into” Norton
Hilaious
The First 10 minutes of this is legendary, I fucking love when these guys just go at each other.
Colin is the king of trashing people.
And Bob fucking ruined Jimmy with that apple line, oh god, my sides!
Yes, when the show used to be funny. I think more people listen to these old RUclips clips than the actual show nowadays. The show is devoid any humor!
Global Jay 100% correct lol the Tefft Pattern live streams on the weekends are like my TV Land lol
49:45 Think the Opster is a little Jealous of Jimmy's T-Shirt success?
"You should be whipping huskies on a sled" ☄️☄️☄️🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:00 Colin Making a comeback to Bobby by dropping my province in Canada (Manitoba) made my day. What a well educated grumpy prick
Ontario’s better bud
Hummer Tuesday is some Jocktober shit but I assume Opie came up with that.
It is. And he did. In like “96. Then brought it back when he couldn’t come up with something worse.
1:55:27 “You’re losing, you’re losing. I’m the referee.” Gregg could bash people for jokes that bombed but don’t dare saying anything to him. Also that line was cringey.
"Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? No!" Hahaha god I died when I heard that one.
robert bean Too bad you didn't really.
Alt-ered Beast funny, but you’re no Colin Quinn
28:53, the Opster with one of his famous, menopausal moodswings.
yeah thanks for timestamp I'm sure its really important. Seriously, why do people dwell on Opie when we have 2 2 1/2 hour show with Colin, Jim and Bobby.
@@Jaye1013 be quiet, opie
@@mikep6726 Another original response from Opie obsessed monomaniacs.
One terrible fucking phone call after another.
I_don't_give_a_careat around 1:03:00 opie takes one last call before break and goes "make it quick we are dying a slow death here" when it was opie that slammed the breaks on the show with the calls. everyone was having fun and laughing before he perked up and had to get in the way by "steering the ship" to justify his job.
I_don't_give_a_care opie knows how to ruin all the fun.
+R3cov3ry speaking of steering the ship...His previous job was on the Titanic.....
I just listen to part I was getting angry, the dude did some cringy shit. He was dying a slow death and made the entire audience do the same
9:40 “Why don’t you lend her two of yours…caterpillar” holy shit Colin leaves scorched earth in his wake when he fires a bullet at someone 😂
awe poor opie thought he was funny for a second when all he was doing was driving another hack morning zoo bit into the ground with his soundboard.....remember his "taser" phase?
ugh. is all I have to say. ugh.
I hate how Opie letting you know he STRONGLY supports card counting is really just him trying to insinuate that he's smart enough to count cards
I know, what a phony douche. I have a feeling that ol Greg Hughes is very, very dumb.
he's definitely not smart enough to do it well at all.
@@TheJimmyplant it's not even that hard to do
It sick it piss
Lol
"how about girls with two or three assholes? you ever seen that? it was big in the eighties," and yet his delivery is what steals this line. Colin is god.
Ant looks like a "Corsican pimp". Lol. Colin is a legend.
"back alley Tunisian knife fighter" too))
^^ those 2 insults are so out of pocket and yet somehow accurate 😂😂😂
I love Colin for calling out this shit, and I love Cat Noise Wednesdays.
Meow
This is probably the cutest show they ever did. Singing the meow mix song together, love bug, cat meow Wednesday, Jimmy’s meep meep it’s goes on
i've listened to this at least 10 times
OK Opie. We get it. The beating bit went on so long. Wonder if that guy takes appointments for dead horses.
This honestly may be my favorite-or second favorite-show they've ever done.
What's the show it's in competition with?
@@anusface2 Look up "the most vicious show opie and Anthony". That one is my favorite by far
Up and down game
@@zachk5249 That one was killer. Anything anyone said was a setup for a nice trashing. Even Clubsoda who just popped his head in for a sec got that driver line from Vos lol. Everyone was on fire. Lil Jimmy was actually the one with the least lines, and he's usually on point when everyone starts roasting each other.
Anthony is absolutely amazing and Opie is the pinnacle of awful. It's the strangest thing.
Jack Scullin It's called the straight man=opie & the crazy guy=Anthony duo. It's as old as comedy is. Fuck you youngsters are morons.
"straight man"? did you misspelled "dumb piece of shit"?
So go watch Anthony's show that he does by himself, that pile of dogshit he has the balls to charge for, or Jim and Sam, same deal. Everyone stinks on their own, they were only good together.
Their old guys now, and financially comfortable. That will make anyone unfunny. Proof of them not being funny now, doesn't mean Opies abcense is a contributing factor to cumia and Norton not being funny now. I would agree if they were still in their prime, and were terribly unfunny. Opie was fine being the moderator, but he couldn't even use the fans comments to be funny. Though I'd rather hear that then him screaming into the mic.
@@vikingblood6781 "Straight man" implies that the person recognizes their role. Opie did not. He was the "dumb man" that was pissed because he was without humor.
Opie is a human intermission
A human afterbirth with a microphone 🎤
This needs to be Nopie'd
How did Opie go thru his adult life without getting hit really fn hard in the face, over and over again?
He is the most unlikeable person I’ve ever heard. He’s awful. How he got to sit in on all these hilarious comics is absurd, and the fact that he doesn’t even appreciate it.
He did can't you see the effects of it? He played it off hard but did even if it was in his late teens. He got socked out for saying the n word at a pick up game .
@@shaiapouf420nice shot, ninja! 🤜---👉 🎄🎅
Hit in the face by BBCs? 🍆 Only in his dreams.
Yeah but he should of experienced it more to break outta that annoying behavior. He never worked hard labored jobs only golf caddie n radio which r both easy going jobs. Never had real friends that would address that stuff.
Gotta love around half way in Opie completely derailing the show with nonsense phone calls
Yes omg he killed the flow big time. It was such a great show untill he got jealous and started taking needless calls. The hummer Tuesday bit n call was excruciating everytime I hear this again I forget and fast forward passed that waste of these great comedians time. He likes to fill time with repetitive bits as well even tho he had the top comedic minds on his show.
Did anyone catch Opie not getting bob's joke about the candy being a life saver? Lool
"U'd have to throw it really hard to cut off the feet"
Holy shit...
Bob laughs at him but then lets it go, go figure
It's really hard to figure out why Nathanial hated Opie.
About an hour and a half in Anthony tells the bull story. I like that when Colin asks who in this room the bull looked like Anthony just answered it like it was a trivia question.
I wish this show was just 2 and a half hours of slamming Bob Kelly. CQ rules.
thescoutabout Col seriously rules. Think it's his cadence. When he met David for the 1st time David kind of raised his voice and Col came back with "Easy Tiger". Simple but hilarious
Right around this time Bob Kelly set up a podcast and roped Colin into doing it. It's a lot more natural than ona, and it basically is 15 hours of bashing.
Bobby spends half his podcast teasing Colin about being a depressed loser that got fat and what it will be like when Colin breaks out of his slump. It really puts these CQ appearances in context when they're immediately arguing about whose fatter. Bobby really wanted to win this show.
PrivateAckbar His podcast is decent at best. It's no O & A and never will be. That's why you've listened to these a shitload of times.
@@vikingblood6781 He's talking about Bob's myspace podcast, not YKWD. The Colin Quinn vs. Bob Kelly videos on youtube, which are taken from that podcast, are funnier than anything O&A-related. It's Colin at his absolute peak.
@@flamgirlant7595 Lol, You're fucking stupid and have no sense of humor if you think that. Lol, Fucking idiot!
There's one part of this show that really grinds my gears I'll tell ya
01:52:55 Lovable, miserable Colin, right off a break. Colin is the American Norm
Opie goes for the opera line twice, fails, then sabotages Bob and goes for a call about muffin tops.
But he's been doing radio since he was 18.
Luckily the caller saved it with a “MEEE-OWWWW!!!”
“MIDGET SIGHTING OF THE DAY” He’s a master of his craft.
The horse story made me spit beer all over the place, LOL
1:40 I love Colin's smug smirk after Bobby's weak line.
1:09:25 is when that "then what" call is over
Thank you for your service.
Agreed it was probably an Opie bit but I kinda liked it . All she could say was "he blew his load all over me" so it's kind of amusing that they hung her out to dry on national radio because she was so uninteresting and didn't realize she was being used for the butt of a joke. She should have punched out after being asked "what happened" after like the third time, the fucking dummy
You’re doing Gods work son!
Thanks man. Unbearable.
@@toastedravis conceptually it's fine but when it lasts twelve fucking minutes it's like lets wrap this shit up
Opie failed so many times trying to contribute
Also it's very gratifying knowing how hard Opie currently tries in around 2021 and 2022 to try to come up with things that will "go viral", and yimmy throws out something as dumb as the chippuh chip chipperson, or "cat noise Tuesdays" 🐈😺 and it's a HUGE hit 😂
Colin is the best
Ahhh board op Opie… after even the slightest chuckle… ITS A BIT! Colin and Bobby killed per usual tho! 😂
1:19:30 - to skip opie explaining an ironic bit to colin, a midget sighting, hummer bit, checking promo audio levels, and twatto (starting 59:10)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks those bits are awful.
I may be getting old , because them trying to get the girl to talk about blowjobs was pathetic. I had to skip, but then land on opie telling Collin the brilliant comedian , that he, opie , is working on a bit for him.. cringe
Doing God’s work, sir
just greg chuckling while everyone else is dead silent. painful
39:20 Opie treating the staff like garbage.
Why don't you lend her two of yours, caterpillar!
Colin is the fucking greatest.
Anthony's Jimmy Jackson stories are the Best!
Man Ron and Fez (Ron) new how to create a caller show, Opie as much as he made a great thing, really derailed so much organic humour
Can somebody edit out Opie and share it.
The music leading up to the stage dive did make it 200x funnier. She sounds like one of those "Heavy Metal" or "Punk" Throat Singers from the Eskimo tribes
It was the song as she was singing some punk metal crap then jumped off stage to crowd surf but it was a crowd of women so they parted. They probably couldn't of caught her to crowd surf so she fell right on the floor.
“Why do I think if you weren’t doing this you’d be a carnival ride operator, Anthony?”
The way Bob Kelly says his "h's" like a Yiddish "ch" drive me insane
Vesuviuz Cannonball You antisemite.
I love Collin blowing up opies spot.. and yes, that is how that is used, not how dumb ass opie uses it.. opie has some balls asking a Collin Quinn to work on opies channel for free , just to help opie make money off advertisers
17:33 Bob's "uuuh!" always cracks me up.
oooof 1:55:24 referee opie. Mega douche chills
Not as douche chill as still trying to shit on Opie in 2024. Shit is older than dirt at this point.
HEY HEY HEYYYYY!!
jeez Colin is on fire here
57:15 I swear I remember seeing what Colin is talking about here. Some kind of divot or something that made it look like a girl in a porno magazine had two assholes. One day I will talk to him about it and we will share a hearty laugh
"Feet girl update! " easily the funniest thing I've ever heard opie say
I think I'll go on a murderous rampage if I hear the phrase "bitter Colin Quinn" one more fucking time. It's like the phrase that awakens a killer sleeper agent for me now.
This is my favorite title of any O&A video ever.
58:53 MEEOOOOWW!
Iranian Kevin James lol
I love Sarcastic Bob. I love Bobby in any form ... Tibetan, Cambodian, Turkish, Eskimo...
I absolutely love the autistic quietly saying "aww cmon" after his 42 long joke, got no laughs.
01:50:25 Shut up and let me finish
This is a time code I’m leaving myself for a future ringtone
Bob looks like Puerto Rican butter bean
😂😂😂😂👍
You are a gentleman and a scholar HighestPrimate.
"Hey, hope the ladies let us get away with this!"
The killing sharon tate line by quinn 😂😂.
This is an ALL TIMER. Yes Patrice was missing but this show is HILARIOUS. Needed Vos but Bobert will suffice 🤣
At least Cat Noise Wednesday is an audio bit. This is a radio show. How is the sound of butt rubbing even close to entertaining?
Did anyone hear Colin say "Smoke signals?" When Ant mentions mixed signals about the Indian lady loool
Underrated for sure
1:30:26
Bob Kelly’s story FINALLY begins at 31:25 …after ten minutes of babbling by everyone
lmao an unfinished clone
I love the idea of brother Joe administering beatings to col col's cousin.. lol
thats how things go down in the KONK!
anthony grew up on the spahn ranch and jimmy's ass looks like the scream mask. this show destroys
I read the title of this CQ ep and thought, "ok, we all know that and agree. So, what's the title?"
cat noise Wednesday
01:47:00 colin callin out shitty phonecallers idea, opie gettin upset about it... Can just tell its his baby and everyone knows it sucks
Does anyone know how to find the stage diving video they played?
13:00 spoiler about this, they were able to reattach the right foot. The left LEG (up to the knee) was too damaged, however.
If you take away opie bashing, every o&a video on youtube would have 3 comments total.
It's amazing how awful he genuinely is.
Andrew Mcleod nothing else to complain about besides the talentless hold on hold on hold on call taker
It shows the hive mind created in the hearts of people these days
58:47 maybe my favorite call ever
1:28:16 “white in the loafers” -Opie 🤦♂️
Is it just me or did there used to be way more CQ appearances on here?
Something I’ve noticed with listening to these compilations, etc. is Jim, Bobby, Patrice, Vos all copied Colin’s delivery when insulting.... probably came from Tough Crowd.
true
Tssss. Collins face is red like Dan Hemroids or thumpin? Trading Faces or thumpin? Xhrrrhh....Like Nic Cage wit dim bees in the wicker basket of thumpin?
Around 28:10 Collin get one in on bob calling him a casino manger.