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I am inspired by your way of sharing hadith but Its a request to make Quran and it's verses and your priority first,and share them first in the same way.
Please pray that I can get married to my crush ❤. I keep having negative thoughts about her and I don't want to think about a respectful woman that way 😢
The late Christian apologist Nabeel Qureshi said he converted from Islam because he asked himself, “What reason is there to stand by the koranic claims about Jesus when all the other records disagree? The Quran was written 600 years after Jesus and 600 miles away. The only reason to believe the Quran is an a priori faith in Islam.” In his analysis of all the nonbiblical references to Jesus, Robert Van Voorst concludes of the Quran, “Scholarship has almost unanimously agreed that these references to Jesus are so late and tendentious as to contain virtually nothing of value for understanding the historical Jesus” (Jesus Outside the New Testament, 17). In other words, because the Quran is so far removed from the historical events it purports to describe, the only reason to trust its testimony would be if it were the inspired word of God. But Muhammad never claimed to have performed any miracles that would vindicate his prophetic claims, so there is no reason to believe the Quran is inspired. The Quran even admits that no sign or miracle had been given to confirm Muhammad’s message. Sura (Quran verse) 13:7 says, “[T]hose who disbelieved say, ‘Why has a sign not been sent down to him from his Lord?’”, to which God tells Muhammad, “You are only a warner, and for every people is a guide.” The Quran does offer one proof for the validity of its own testimony. Sura 2:23 says, “If you are in doubt about what we have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a sura the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah, if you should be truthful.” In other words, “If you don’t trust the Quran, try to write something better.” Muslim scholar Meraj Ahmad describes this “argument from literary eloquence” this way: “[N]o one has been able to imitate [the Quran’s] unique literary form. [What] makes the Quran a miracle is that it lies outside the productive capacity of the nature of the Arabic language and literature” (“Literary Miracle of the Quran”). Does it follow that just because something can’t be imitated it must have a divine origin? The works of Shakespeare or Dostoevsky are unique and inimitable, but that doesn’t mean God dictated them. Second, despite Muslim claims to the contrary, the Quran is similar to other medieval Arabic works and, in some respects, even deficient in comparison with them. According to the late Iranian author Ali Dashti: The Qo’ran [sic] contains sentences which are incomplete and not fully intelligible without the aid of commentaries . . . illogically and ungrammatically applied pronouns which sometimes have no referent; and predicates which in rhymed passages are often remote from the subjects. These and other such aberrations in the language have given scope to critics who deny the Qo’ran’s eloquence (Twenty Three Years, 48-49).
I didn’t understand this until I watched it again and read the comments waw the world is messed up but this guy has anger issues why you breaking your phone do you get new phone pls support with me money if your have lots of money 😊
Wow you are calling a thing Haram that not Haram ( u don't have any evidence) with your photo of your face including hairs!! In your pfp Asstagfirullah | such.....
: As-salamu alaykum Brother/Sister Did you do zikr today? : No!? Make sure you read with your heart ️ : Ok, let's go it will take 1-3 minutes. Astagfirullah ×5 (I ask forgiveness from God) Subhan Allah ×5 (Glory be to God) Alhamdulilah ×5 (Praise be to God) La ilah illa Allah ×3 (There is no god but Allah) Subhan Allah hi wa bi hamdi hi ×3 (Glory be to God and praise be to Him) Subhan Allah al-Adheem ×3 (Glory be to God Almighty) Allah huma ini asaluka al jannah ×7 (O Allah, I ask You for Paradise) Allah huma ajarni mina naar ×7 (Oh God, save me from hell) Allahummaghfir night muslimina wal muslimati wal mu’minina wal mu’minati x1 (O Allah, forgive the Muslim men and women, and the living male and female believers among them for the dead) Well done! (I did well!) InshaAllah you will be rewarded spread for good deeds (And God willing, you will be rewarded for spreading good deeds.)
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Simp is cringe because people who don't simp are halal
simping is just plain stupid
Cringe + Not so Halal Mode+ Disgusting
Same for roblox
@@YourAverageGamingChannel120ok…. Idc….. keep it for yrself.. simp. For girls
I Edge to this comment
Astaghfirullah! May Allah guide us all and keep us on the right path.
mashallah brother
@user-zm5wx7cd1i Um not to be offended but I'm sister 😅
Ameen
Ameen
Bro it wasn't anything haram
"Someone help me"😭
lol 😂
Don't worry, female simp, I'll save you before the end gets closaaa!
Never get bro mad 💀
we need to protect him from throwing his phone
@@shaikhjunaaydjs1217 oh yeah 💀
@@OMappingneditz1 i just want to know what case hes using, just to know how his phone still works
@@shaikhjunaaydjs1217 Maybe he's just looking like he throws it but actually isn't throwing
@@OMappingneditz1 or maybe he is throwing it onto a bed or something
"Your end is coming clossaa..."
Literally never gets old
*POOR GUY!! THE END IS GETTING CLOSSSSSAHHH!!!*
Wait a second didn't you just commented on smile2jannah video as well😂😂😂😂😂
go away, u just wanted attention
@@CSPRHO weather you were talking to me or him that was not a good thing to say
Everywhere I go... I see his face...
a platypus?
"Brownie Saadi and Danzy"
"Someone help me" 😂😂
I CAN'TT-
❤La ilaha illallah Muhammadur rasoolallah❤
Always remember that 🎉
'Bro gets mad'
Phone:Time to die😶
Simping for a celebrity Infront of your family and your husband?? What is wrong with people??? 😭😭
"Your end is getting clooosaaa !! "got me dying ❤😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone help me😂😂
Your end is getting closer
Bro took that personally ☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
Bro the brownie and danzy was personal
The wife said someone help me got me rolling ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but inshallah we all have best wives and best husbands
In Sha Allah
Do not say anyone is better than anyone. That is arrogance.
Mohammed (saw) is better than Isa (as)
@@CaptainDawahMohamad peace be upon him was the best human but never said that he was Better than isa (a.s)
Nicholas pooran is better than Johnson Charles in cricket
yeeeaaah, calling yourself better than anyone is just pride, sure be happy of what you accomplished or smth, but don't get too far with it
Its called sarcasm
*Your end is getting closaaa!!!* 💀💀💀
I am inspired by your way of sharing hadith but Its a request to make Quran and it's verses and your priority first,and share them first in the same way.
Captain Throwing His Phone Is Always😂
That mad "your end is getting closa" i cant😆😆🤣🤣
Astagfirullah
How much bad he must've felt 😢
Assalamualaikum
Bro throws his phone so many times in halal mode 🤯
Bro roasted that guy 😂😂😂😂
The end is getting closaa was evil💀🌊🌊😭
Captain halal is most attractive than Zyan mailk
Simp
If you're a sister, you're cringe, if your a brother, you need help🤦♂️
Fr 😂😂@@fakhrulislam6869
Where Zayn Malik is from>>>> 🔛🔝
*when your name is Zayaan Malik* yeah im just gonna leave
The phone crack😂😂😂
Astaghfirullah, may Allah guide us all!!
“your end is getting closer” 😭
You made this video on my birthday
I’d ask for a Mehr refund killed me 😂
O Allah protect his phone ameen❤
“Your end is getting closer” 💀
" Your End Is Getting Closaaa ☠ " Got Me Dying
That Batman voice 💀
💀
Please pray that I can get married to my crush ❤. I keep having negative thoughts about her and I don't want to think about a respectful woman that way 😢
The Rohit and Virat was right😅😅
The late Christian apologist Nabeel Qureshi said he converted from Islam because he asked himself, “What reason is there to stand by the koranic claims about Jesus when all the other records disagree? The Quran was written 600 years after Jesus and 600 miles away. The only reason to believe the Quran is an a priori faith in Islam.” In his analysis of all the nonbiblical references to Jesus, Robert Van Voorst concludes of the Quran, “Scholarship has almost unanimously agreed that these references to Jesus are so late and tendentious as to contain virtually nothing of value for understanding the historical Jesus” (Jesus Outside the New Testament, 17).
In other words, because the Quran is so far removed from the historical events it purports to describe, the only reason to trust its testimony would be if it were the inspired word of God. But Muhammad never claimed to have performed any miracles that would vindicate his prophetic claims, so there is no reason to believe the Quran is inspired.
The Quran even admits that no sign or miracle had been given to confirm Muhammad’s message. Sura (Quran verse) 13:7 says, “[T]hose who disbelieved say, ‘Why has a sign not been sent down to him from his Lord?’”, to which God tells Muhammad, “You are only a warner, and for every people is a guide.”
The Quran does offer one proof for the validity of its own testimony. Sura 2:23 says, “If you are in doubt about what we have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a sura the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah, if you should be truthful.” In other words, “If you don’t trust the Quran, try to write something better.”
Muslim scholar Meraj Ahmad describes this “argument from literary eloquence” this way: “[N]o one has been able to imitate [the Quran’s] unique literary form. [What] makes the Quran a miracle is that it lies outside the productive capacity of the nature of the Arabic language and literature” (“Literary Miracle of the Quran”).
Does it follow that just because something can’t be imitated it must have a divine origin? The works of Shakespeare or Dostoevsky are unique and inimitable, but that doesn’t mean God dictated them.
Second, despite Muslim claims to the contrary, the Quran is similar to other medieval Arabic works and, in some respects, even deficient in comparison with them. According to the late Iranian author Ali Dashti:
The Qo’ran [sic] contains sentences which are incomplete and not fully intelligible without the aid of commentaries . . . illogically and ungrammatically applied pronouns which sometimes have no referent; and predicates which in rhymed passages are often remote from the subjects. These and other such aberrations in the language have given scope to critics who deny the Qo’ran’s eloquence (Twenty Three Years, 48-49).
Astaghfirullah how can I donate something to Palestine from Pakistan
Nah the ending💀☠️
Bro Captain Halal was legit talking about other people looking like Rohit and Virat
Nah brownie Saudi and Danzy is crazy
Phone: I wonder how i am still alive after all i went through
ur phone said the shahada
You're end is getting closaaaa 🥶
her end was getting closaa in a time when the end is getting closaa 🤣
The fact that they are Indian and he is Pakistani (Technically Indian too)...
who many raful yadain in salah
Bro's still wearing West indies cap
Whats a zayn girl and who is zayn malik?
He’s a singer who used to be in One Direction(BoyBand).
Is there a dua that makes people Respekt and like you ( that normaly hate or dislike you)
What’s The Name of the nasheed
Captain halal, plssss reply, it would make my day a 10000000000000000000000000000000 times better!
Haha “Wife do you have a celebrity crush?” “Ya Brownie Sadie and Danzy😢🫢🤣
Do a another qna
Who is zayn Malik
Someone get bro a new phone💀😭
Poor phone😢
Captain Halals wife sounds like a 9 year old boy
It’s called ai voice bro
thats ai voice was crazy
Every person on world 😂
👇🏻
Bruh just throw away that phone
Captain halal do you do raful yadein.
Take care of her captain halal💀
Hey wife do you have a celebrity crush brother asked a very good question
Don't worry, simping woman, I'll help you! *rushes to her rescue from the end that comes closaaa*
Your end has come closaa!!👿
Bro doesn’t even have a wife he had to edit it in LOL
Even if he did, he is not dayouth
I didn’t understand this until I watched it again and read the comments waw the world is messed up but this guy has anger issues why you breaking your phone do you get new phone pls support with me money if your have lots of money 😊
No views in 19 seconds bro fell off
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YOUR END IS GETTING CLOSAH!
as someone named malik i feel targeted
Tell her to get married to him instead then
'Hey wife, do you have celebrity crush?' "Yes, BrownieSaadi and Danzy." Sister's been abused
R.I.P case
Wait what did he say?
Astagfurrallah
Violence against women, even as a joke is haram.
Astaghfirulla
Can you kindly give proof for that claim?
Wow you are calling a thing Haram that not Haram ( u don't have any evidence) with your photo of your face including hairs!! In your pfp Asstagfirullah | such.....
why am I used to the fact that there's no hope for humanity? 💀💀
Bro really? If i was going to get married i would be happy someone loves me
Who's wife's name is wife
Captain halal AI wife reveal lol
Hey wife do you have a celebrity crush? Brother asked a very good question
How many phones did you break....
Did lil shaytan X posses him at the end? 😅
Her awrah was exposed btw
Wait! What was the last line?
My name is Zayn
YOUR END IS COMING CLOSA👹👹👹
: As-salamu alaykum Brother/Sister Did you do zikr today?
: No!? Make sure you read with your heart ️
: Ok, let's go it will take 1-3 minutes.
Astagfirullah ×5 (I ask forgiveness from God)
Subhan Allah ×5 (Glory be to God)
Alhamdulilah ×5 (Praise be to God)
La ilah illa Allah ×3 (There is no god but Allah)
Subhan Allah hi wa bi hamdi hi ×3 (Glory be to God and praise be to Him)
Subhan Allah al-Adheem ×3 (Glory be to God Almighty)
Allah huma ini asaluka al jannah ×7 (O Allah, I ask You for Paradise)
Allah huma ajarni mina naar ×7 (Oh God, save me from hell)
Allahummaghfir night muslimina wal muslimati wal mu’minina wal mu’minati x1 (O Allah, forgive the Muslim men and women, and the living male and female believers among them for the dead)
Well done! (I did well!)
InshaAllah you will be rewarded spread for good deeds (And God willing, you will be rewarded for spreading good deeds.)
Astaghfurullah
Salam brother I love ur vids can this get a pin? ❤
Hi I’m the one who emailed u
Bro She dead
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