They got me on top of the Chapel

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • More funny "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" Npc dialogues and meme stuff:
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    #oblivion #bethesda #elderscrolls

Комментарии • 87

  • @Vexatedcanicus
    @Vexatedcanicus 7 месяцев назад +464

    The first guard looked so disappointed in you...

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil 7 месяцев назад +41

      He's like "Really, man? Really?"

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Shoebil🤣

    • @epsilon1572
      @epsilon1572 7 месяцев назад +20

      he looked so fucking exhausted. like this is the 8th time this week.

  • @bLEKI557
    @bLEKI557 7 месяцев назад +287

    Martin givin' you that resting bounty face

  • @some-say-gregms
    @some-say-gregms 7 месяцев назад +421

    I love that this keeps escalating without anyone saying a word

  • @astraminima
    @astraminima 7 месяцев назад +125

    my sibling and i were playing this as kids, doing the usual "save your game and then climb on a building + go on a killing spree for funsies" when a guard teleported to the building we were sitting on top of and shouted "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" in our faces at max volume. took that as a sign from god to be nicer to npcs

  • @SlayerSeraph
    @SlayerSeraph 7 месяцев назад +215

    "What's going on?"
    Literally my thoughts, in Oblivion guard voice

    • @Roxasora123
      @Roxasora123 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well now…what do we have here…

    • @MDE_never_dies
      @MDE_never_dies Месяц назад +1

      “Such Violence!”

    • @SlayerSeraph
      @SlayerSeraph Месяц назад

      @@MDE_never_dies He was here a second ago

  • @user-ym6vw3zq7x
    @user-ym6vw3zq7x 7 месяцев назад +65

    I like it how every time you break the law in Oblivion, everything is just descend into chaos. It's like all the characters are just waiting for the smallest reason to begin bloodshed lol

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 7 месяцев назад +18

      I believe this is exactly how Oblivion NPC's minds work. Underneath it all the are all bloodthirsty savages capable of slaughtering even their friends and families on a moments notice. It is truly fascinating

  • @austinpugmire2843
    @austinpugmire2843 7 месяцев назад +213

    The first guard was like
    -_-

  • @Potkanka
    @Potkanka 7 месяцев назад +48

    2:13 the music when you jumped had perfect timing

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 7 месяцев назад +59

    Guards be like: "You're not doing anything illegal, are you?"
    Meanwhile, later in the video, Martin seems to know exactly what you're doing.

  • @bradlauk1419
    @bradlauk1419 7 месяцев назад +67

    There's no way that was only 2:40. Felt like an 8 minute video

  • @ZedEff420
    @ZedEff420 7 месяцев назад +16

    You remind me of an old friend who who only played morrowind over and over and over and over again.
    Everytime i went around to smoke up, morrowind, everytime he lost his shit and needed to talk, morrowind, go round just too hang out guess what we did... go on guess you'll never ever guess it....
    Yup, morrowind.
    😂😂😂😂 nice👌very nice😎love these vids, love em to bits and you too for putting 'em out mr youtuber.

  • @monstrousmoss
    @monstrousmoss 7 месяцев назад +16

    the utter contempt on martin's face… look what you've done

  • @faarsight
    @faarsight 7 месяцев назад +85

    Guard "Teleports behind you"
    Nothing personel kid
    Except how disappointed I am in you

  • @AwkwardSegway95
    @AwkwardSegway95 7 месяцев назад +118

    Even Martin is upset with you

    • @tatuira93
      @tatuira93 7 месяцев назад +16

      He just wanted to get to Weynon Priory...

    • @dancrowdus
      @dancrowdus 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@tatuira93to weynon priory then

    • @IniUtami
      @IniUtami 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@tatuira93to weynon priory then

    • @ame-
      @ame- 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@tatuira93 to weynon priory then

    • @buffboy24
      @buffboy24 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tatuira93 to weynon priory then

  • @00Mike55
    @00Mike55 7 месяцев назад +32

    Cyrodiil guards are on a whole other level

  • @RegisTraiter
    @RegisTraiter 6 месяцев назад +8

    The best part is that before it all breaks down, they are all just standing there judging you... silently. Especially Martin. His Disappointed Dad Face skill is over 9000.
    You cannot escape the law or the Adoring Fan.

  • @XxSimon2
    @XxSimon2 7 месяцев назад +5

    Airborne guards 🫡

  • @squashedeyeball
    @squashedeyeball 7 месяцев назад +12

    This game is the Twilight zone...

  • @nicpete492
    @nicpete492 7 месяцев назад +6

    it pisses me off how martin always looks at you with utter disdain in his heart

  • @teddyflowers2798
    @teddyflowers2798 7 месяцев назад +1

    I cannot wait until the remake comes out

  • @VG111-n7f
    @VG111-n7f 7 месяцев назад +6

    What in the name of Skooma is going on ?

    • @aimp227
      @aimp227 7 месяцев назад +2

      "Skooma!!!! Oh! Oh, yeah... You want to... want to be my friend? I'll... I'll tell you what. Skooma's the only thing... the only thing I want..."

  • @RajasVids
    @RajasVids 7 месяцев назад +11

    It's like that part in condemned where the mannequins keep spawning behind you

  • @trinityparadox
    @trinityparadox 7 месяцев назад +4

    They really judging your actions on top of the citadel before initiate the arrest XD

  • @lubbockleft
    @lubbockleft 7 месяцев назад +7

    another masterpiece lol

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 7 месяцев назад +5

    I like the shear confusion that the player had when the first guard appeared.

  • @ImpsDelight
    @ImpsDelight 7 месяцев назад +9

    Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

  • @cristhianferreyra1563
    @cristhianferreyra1563 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:08 the obssesed fan appeared like "Poof". 🤣

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 7 месяцев назад +2

    New videos from Elder Mer and Bacon demand my attention!

  • @rautamiekka
    @rautamiekka 7 месяцев назад +4

    The confidence of the guards that it's a fight you can't win XD

  • @tohopes
    @tohopes 7 месяцев назад +3

    man that town has got some Spidermans for guards.

  • @sundarsubramaniam7274
    @sundarsubramaniam7274 7 месяцев назад +4

    Make some videos featuring the Golden Saint and/or Dark Seducer guards from the Shivering Isles. Just for a change.

  • @_MD_.
    @_MD_. 7 месяцев назад +7

    Miscalculated jump, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @ziksinschengen6203
    @ziksinschengen6203 7 месяцев назад +2

    Sean Bean doesn't look happy about how you play this game

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 7 месяцев назад +3

    Good old Lolblivion never fails to deliver.

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 7 месяцев назад +3

    "What the hell was that?!?"
    "Death."
    "What kind?"
    "Instant."

  • @angryvaultguy
    @angryvaultguy 7 месяцев назад +3

    The first guard was like: "go on try that again see what happens"

  • @sjoerddondersteen1337
    @sjoerddondersteen1337 7 месяцев назад +16

    this is borderline experimental

  • @bellatordei3440
    @bellatordei3440 7 месяцев назад +5

    Masterpiece! ❤

  • @reminagyo2973
    @reminagyo2973 4 месяца назад +1

    I absolutely cherish this stupid ass game

  • @gloryshadow8710
    @gloryshadow8710 6 месяцев назад +1

    I see many people like living on the edge these days..

  • @aarontooth
    @aarontooth 6 месяцев назад +1

    What an accomplishment

  • @chebx
    @chebx 7 месяцев назад +2

    advanced ai, yeah

  • @ALLAHALLAHism
    @ALLAHALLAHism 6 месяцев назад +1

    **teleports behind you** "Nothing personal, citizen."

  • @bertranwalker6524
    @bertranwalker6524 7 месяцев назад +2

    I like your videos

  • @MrBerserkinTime
    @MrBerserkinTime 6 месяцев назад +1

    THEN PAY 😡

  • @TheKirky
    @TheKirky 5 месяцев назад +1

    Looool

  • @ryansandford9714
    @ryansandford9714 6 месяцев назад +1

    What are paint brushes used for in Oblivion? Stairs...

  • @Kakunkeittaja
    @Kakunkeittaja 7 месяцев назад +2

    perfect ending

  • @lunar_proxy
    @lunar_proxy 7 месяцев назад +1

    i've had this happen so many times. i guess these guards are just really good at their job... kinda

  • @Marcusml333
    @Marcusml333 7 месяцев назад +2

    Which mods are you running here? Something that makes them take damage from your bow blocking?

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 месяцев назад +15

      It's a Reflect damage enchantment, a very few items in the game have it.

    • @Marcusml333
      @Marcusml333 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Maxxon89 Oh, I didn't know that. What about being able to get up that high?

    • @mischnuss
      @mischnuss 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Marcusml333 either it's via console tcl or high acrobatics with jumping a lot and finding a way up there

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 месяцев назад

      @@Marcusml333 As mentioned above, it's either by typing "tcl" in console or high acrobatics, but you can also make custom spell to fortify your Acrobatics for, let's say, 100% for 1 second. It's crazy, actually, how high you can jump if you combine your high acrobatics skill with such spell.

  • @TallTapper
    @TallTapper 7 месяцев назад +1

    bow of infliction my beloved

  • @Marchochias
    @Marchochias 7 месяцев назад +5

    Is that modded or just maxed out acrobatics skill?

    • @alexandermorozov8593
      @alexandermorozov8593 7 месяцев назад +2

      Deep inside Todd's sacred vision of the game of all times, that is Oblivion, these are one and the same.

    • @eldermer
      @eldermer  7 месяцев назад +16

      Pretty high acrobatics and athletics skill (around 100 with items). You can get on that chapel from the rooftop of a nearby building. To get on top of the chapel I also used a fortify skill spell to boost my acrobatics for an additional ~50 points for a few seconds.

    • @zomburgerchef9587
      @zomburgerchef9587 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@eldermer icharian flight

    • @Demetrius900000
      @Demetrius900000 7 месяцев назад

      there is tcl, duh.

  • @CpsLock3
    @CpsLock3 7 месяцев назад

    i dont understand are they trying to convince you not to commit suicide or something.

  • @Wampor
    @Wampor 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ahahahahaha. :D

  • @spungfoo
    @spungfoo 7 месяцев назад +1

    nice

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yes!

  • @Its_another_bird
    @Its_another_bird 7 месяцев назад +1

    ._. >:{ =_= ò-ó