I love you Billie, my bad. HUGE thank you to my patrons who helped me translate this!! Be sure to join before August 10th to take advantage of the Special Offer :D Apologies for the long break! This translation took a while to get right, but we are back in the saddle now. What shall we do next??
@@ren9879 (Woah what a surprise, my first name irl is Joslyn too! Same spelling and everything... My own friends spell it as either "Josyln ", "Jocelyn" , or "Josy" )
I mean technically Spain once "owned" parts of the Philippines, Taiwan, Guam and many other Pacific islands in that region. So maybe if you were looking at a historical map?
@Luna Midnight Well Google Translate certainly knows that it’s making no sense. But Google Translate can’t stop bickering nonsense because... Google Translate has problems.
Use Deep fake technology for Fishburne younger character of morpheus by using the original actor there's absolutely no need for CGI anymore to replicate a young version of him. Turns out even the most advanced CGI it's not convincing enough as deep fake how are they gonna be able to do Fishburne aconic voice will never be matched completely. 🤔🙄
My older brother and I sat next to eachother on the bus in complete silence and completelystill, and everyone thought we were twins (we look pretty similar) that could communicate telepathically and were secretly plotting to take over the world the entire time.
Food is a person. I have problems. May your species be disappointed with the mother. She saw a crazy woman. Suffering is the way of life. I'M BISCUITS!!!!! huh????? Okay I will stop
I came here to say this is the most relatable Google Translate Sings yet 😂 Repeating "huh" over and over again is also pretty consistent with who I am as a person.
@@MyDadLeftMeForMyWifewhat do you mean “what happened” look any the lyrics to *ANY* new song and you’d know say in just one album lemme see “lunch”, skinny, wildflower to name a few and YES I have a Billie eilish record on hand don’t judge
My favorite lines: "Sea... pigeons." "My soul? Mostly gingerbread." "May your sPECIESBEDISAPPOINTED WITHTHEMOTHER-" "suffering is the way of life." "I'm B i S c U i T s." "I'm sorry for my wife-" "I have.. s h e e p." "I'm a c a a a a a t." "I'm bad art."
MrBlakeBoy Google Translate is a prophet. I have found possible predictions of Coronavirus in several of these. I’m like, “Oh why didn’t we listen to this more closely? We could have deciphered the hidden codes within these convoluted translated songs!”
Pls don't start a British-American debate... In some random non-native English speaker's comment BTW, I love "Hundreds and Thousands", it's so British 💙
Also a Google Translated version. The song is so saccharine, even by ALW standards that whatever abomination Google creates is practically guaranteed to be beautifully hilarious.
I love you Billie, my bad.
HUGE thank you to my patrons who helped me translate this!! Be sure to join before August 10th to take advantage of the Special Offer :D
Apologies for the long break! This translation took a while to get right, but we are back in the saddle now. What shall we do next??
Feel good inc by gorillaz, plzzzzzzz!!!!!! 😊
Translator Fails Count the teeth by NateWantsToBattle
Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift.
Billy idol
Can you do bury a friend plz
"my soul, mostly gingerbread"
I relate this line on a spiritual level
ThomasTurner69 your profile picture makes this even better
What about "I am so excited to be alone?"
same
idk why its such a mood but it is
Remember the "Look what you made me do" when she sang :" I have spiritual abilities "
@@tovunguyentrang07 PART TIME COACHES WILL HELP ME MORE!!!
"Food is a person. I have problems."
Me: This lyric is perfection.
Miss Antarctica *”I see this as an absolute win.”*
also "suffering is the way of life"
yes indeed
Agreed
Of course they are better than this actually alotruclips.net/video/qcy0pSrd9Iw/видео.html
Aka the title of my autobiography
"Clear clother and noodles"
"Food is a person"
"My soul? Mostly gingerbread"
"I'm biscuits"
*She's very hungry*
*H U N G R Y P U M P K I N*
Damn
Gradually watermelon
@@memecremepokemon1650 *Kylie* walks down the stairs
/\/\/\
o o
U
”My soul, mostly gingerbread” ”Being a healthy human” ”I am biscuit”
I found the secret to eternal life.
Food.
@@ren9879 (Woah what a surprise, my first name irl is Joslyn too! Same spelling and everything... My own friends spell it as either "Josyln ", "Jocelyn" , or "Josy" )
That's diet right there 😂🤣
Also "I'm a cat"
Also there's "I'm bad art"
Become a biscuit?
“All words are used in reading”
- Google translate
Sara Gabrielsen lol
Sara Gabrielsen and u read this
Using words
USING READING
USING UR WORDS
XD
That may end up being my yearbook quote lol
I mean, they aren't wrong
"I have problems"
"Mayyourspeciesbedisappointedwiththemother"
ok...
Oh now i understood lol
2:09
SHE SAW A CRAZY WOMENNNNNN
Suffering is the way of life
"I'm so exited to be alone"
Me in every single social situation
Preach
The Drawing Skeptic waiting for this comment to exist-
FOUND-
“i am so excited to be alone”
spoken like a true introvert-
nope an introvert wouldn't being saying much, as they are an introvert.
but actually that is something an introvert would say
that kinda describes me
And by kinda i mean it fully describes me
Exactly.
*we found Spain near China*
*_is there confusion?_*
-well yes but actually no-
You dont know anything but maybe I have a colony
That is actually so true I was about to eat breakfast
Map: Well yes, but actually no, but really it's yes.
@@gekkehobbykoe eurosia
-speech 100-
"I have problems."
"Suffering is the way of life."
"I am so excited to be alone."
Man, I feel this song on a personal level😂
I feel like this song is about me
(yes my soul is also mostly gingerbread)
Zendaya Zoe nigga stfu
😂😂😂true
Also, "food is a person" my favourite
“Suffering is the way of life”
Welp. I mean it’s something Billie would say
It's the truth
Google translate just take her soul .
Would explain the « SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA »
You forgot "I have problems."
She wouldn't say that tho.
XenaTheCorgi right
“So are you sturdy?”
No
“Being a healthy human?”
No
Relatable.
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Same
Yes
COVID life
“We found Spain near China”
“Is there confusion”
I’m confused of how you found Spain near china
It couldn’t have picked 2 more opposite locations
XD I laughed that part
Yes
I mean technically Spain once "owned" parts of the Philippines, Taiwan, Guam and many other Pacific islands in that region. So maybe if you were looking at a historical map?
Yeah 😂
"suffering is the way of life"
the one lyric that could actually be something billie would say in bad guy
sim boparai ya
Ur profile pic is the same as pewdiepie's
sim boparai and “Peace is always a shame”
And peace is a shame
Ima cat, and it's a bad thing matches sorta..... right?
'Is there confusion?'
Well yes, you just said Spain is near China
Lewis Galloway SEA PIGEONS
@@Mbapaparaue also known as seagulls.
And she was also talking about biscuits whilst eating scones.
@@leefisher6366 Those were Southern biscuits, she made it clear. English people talk funny.
I mean, relatively.
“So are u sturdy? Being a healthy human?”
When u are the worst at socialization:
this is literally me talking to someone i havent spoken to in years 0.o
mayyourspeciesbedisappointedwiththemother
I dont even talk to people anymore.
"is there confusion?"
Two seconds later: "Sea, pigeons."
Olivia Cichon 2 seconds earlier: “we found Spain near China”
@@leoyori9829 Big oof
I am confusion
@@skinman4207 I salute you for being up at 2am or is it just me
Olivia Cichon, for me it’s only 11pm but my max I stay up till is 5am :p
"I'm biscuits."
"Huh?"
"I'm bad art."
"Huh?"
That moment when Google Translate itself realises it's making lyrics that make no sense.
@Luna Midnight
Well Google Translate certainly knows that it’s making no sense. But Google Translate can’t stop bickering nonsense because...
Google Translate has problems.
Howling Soul bickering nonsense? that doesn’t make sense
Luna Midnight google translate as became self aware lmao
"I'm bad at art" makes perfect sense lol
It said im cat in the middle of them
"Peace is always a shame"
"I have problems"
"Suffering is the way of life"
All lyrics that billie would probably put in one of her songs
Sas
I meant sad not sas
Maybe even the title.
@@copioustigers1918 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚢 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's what I thought lmao
I love how it says, 'we found Spain near China,' and then goes straight on to, 'is there confusion?' 😂
Such an underrated lyric
Yes there is confusion
I think it's concerning that we found Spain near China
huh?
@@maccaattacka bestie did you watch the video
nobody:
google translate: *May your species be dissapointed with the mother*
Well that is basically humans in a nutshell
"Huh?"
Ikr😂
*”I’m biscuits”*
That's what made me laugh so much like its pushing the limits of humanity
"We found Spain near China"
"Is there confusion?"
Nope
Maybe the Spanish army or navy was near China?
Use Deep fake technology for Fishburne younger character of morpheus by using the original actor there's absolutely no need for CGI anymore to replicate a young version of him.
Turns out even the most advanced CGI it's not convincing enough as deep fake how are they gonna be able to do Fishburne aconic voice will never be matched completely. 🤔🙄
d00my ?
Mmm is there a difference?
Ah, yes there two different countries!
Or are they? **X files theme song**
Its like we found pepper near bread
"We found Spain near China, is there confusion"
Me : YES
I’m screeeaming😂😂😂😂😂
Favourite part of the entire song.
Ya.I was confused too
Is this 1492?
Lol
American Colonies to Britain: "You don't know anything.. but maybe I have a colony."
Yep,you have Japan
Lol.
Man, now we just need to get a reaction video from Billie.
Was thinking the same thing, I hope she sees this video! XD
No one:
The quiet kid: *You don’t know anything, but maybe I have a colony.*
Soo the quiet kid is the british empire in a nutshell
@@Mimine-zs1xs no, more like pink diamond
Me in my head with my friends
My older brother and I sat next to eachother on the bus in complete silence and completelystill, and everyone thought we were twins (we look pretty similar) that could communicate telepathically and were secretly plotting to take over the world the entire time.
@@lolymop333 no one thinks that twins plan to take the world, they know they hate each other
"she will cry at the feet of men"
woah that took a dark turn
Thank god somebody said it-
Have you smelled some men's feet? You'd cry, too.
she did say "I have problems"
Reminds me of the woman in the bible who cried at Jesus feet.
“I think my mom is reading me, but she does not sing”
*My mom in a nutshell*
How does this commemt have no replys-
@@amygriffith8224 Probably the same way that this question has no answers.
I love the lines:
"so are you sturdy? being a healthy human? peace is always a shame"
it sounds so good
It sounds like how I would ask someone out
Yeah I agree, it sounds like, sooo good
Food is a person. I have problems. May your species be disappointed with the mother. She saw a crazy woman. Suffering is the way of life. I'M BISCUITS!!!!! huh????? Okay I will stop
@@Satan666Official So you want to date someone who is anti-pacifist?
"Sea, pigeons"
the best it can get.Seriously, that phrase made me fall of my chair of laughter.
Gabriela Torres *pigeons*
Seagulls? You mean *sea pigeons*
European Birds, packaging birds
Here in southern California, we pretty much have sea pigeons.
Me too :DDDD
Google: We found Spain near China. Is there confusion?
No Google. Absolutely no confusion.
Ikr
Makes perfect sense
I made ur likes 667
Meanwhile in a parallel universe this is actually a true statement no joking.
“Peace is always a shame” is such a vibe honestly.
*readies nuke*
no
give biscuits a chance
No it’s a *mood*
"Food is a person"
Food: *eats food"
Me: *iSnT tHaT cAnAbAlIsM*
YES FINALLT SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MEH!
😂😂
Rockslurpjaggy 09 beat me to it
I mean, they're eating themself
Well yeah but actually no
"I have problems"
Basically every song lyric in a nutshell.
Yay guys we solved world hunger.
*Food is a person*
Cannibalism!
r/holup
Oh snap you just brought a new meaning to that lyric...
It's not exactly scientifically wrong
How Soylent Green
“I am so excited to be alone”
And that’s on being an introvert.
“Peace is always a shame”
And
“Suffering is the way of life”
Sounds about right.
What about “I have problems”
But I'm being a healthy human
@שחר א. YAY!!!
Seems google translate has become emo
What about "may your species be disappointed with the mother"?
Billie: Make your mama sad type
Google Translate: _May your species be disappointed with the mother_
Lyrics getting increasingly verbose ft. Google Translate.
I have sheep 😂😂
Lorenzo von Matterhorn and add variety after mother lol
I cant stop laughing
@@greenday224 Jeb__
“Peace is always a shame”
“ *Suffering is the way of life* “
-Khorne berserkers probably
@@Adros2121 The first half is a Mandalorian, the second is a Sith
its funny how the lyrics still have flow, unlike many other parodies, this one works really well. Lol
2:20 I wasn't expecting to hear such a beautiful rendition of Memory in the middle of this video.
Low key thought she didn't sing it and when I realised she actually did, I was amazed
I know right? XD I kinda want to hear her sing the full version
Same!!!!!!!!
We need a full version of memory!
"Suffering is the way of life."
Most profound Google Translate moment yet.
Definitely very deep. though I think "my sou? mostlyl gingerbread" is a close second :-)
YASSSS
google translate is so angsty today
"Food is a person"
So I can finally marry food.....
Y'all are getting a wedding invitations,STAY TUNED!!
Yasss I can finaly marry chocolate YAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂🍫🍫🍫
Ooh yay can’t wait!
Congrats, who are marrying?
Food is cheating on us
@@anthonygarcia2383 I mean food is kind of a ho, since we all eat it 😏
“Im a cat”
“And thats a bad thing”
Me:PERFECT
Don't you mean *purr*fect? ;)
Sorry, I just had to. XD
XD
TOUCH ME, IT'S SO EASY TO LEAVE ME
Catra? Is that you?
I don't even remember why I made this comment.... Why does this have so many likes?
Me, a fool: Seagulls
You, an intellectual: 0:51
Sylph
I actually call seagulls “sea pigeons” or “beach chickens”
Idk why I just do
BUT COMMA-
I just sat there like an idiot with thousands of scenarios
Sea urchins?
Sea tides?
Sea turtle
Sea-
Video: pigeons
Me: (;-;)
Me
OH MY GOSH DID YOU JUST REFERENCE A BAD LIP READING VIDEO XD
Can we please get a "My Soul? Mostly Gingerbread" shirt for Christmas? I need that in my liiiiife 😂💜
Me too!!
Me too!!!!!
Me Four.
Me five!
Me six
Every edgy teenager be like: *Suffering is the way of life*
And also anyone in 2020.
Source: me and my friends who are definitely no longer teenagers.
Yep. unu
Dang, I was just about to say that
NOT JUST TEENS MY FRIEND I AM TOO PRESURED BY MY GRADE 3 SCHOOL
@@marshiebear4459 Oop-
2:43 introverts when the quarantine began
Google: "My soul? Mostly gingerbread."
Me: Literally me at Christmastime.
"I'm so excited to be alone"
Relatable.
Indeed
Every introvert ever xD
Okay but no one dares to mention that amazing part in which she sang Memory? That was amazing and sounded beautifully oh my god
Zoë Voss And it would sound even more awesome Google Translated
That wasn't her, that was the original song.
Kate Murphy Actually, it is her. She can really sing like that.
Linda Smith oh, well that's impressive, although I does sound exactly like the original.
It was amazing and I agree. A cover as well.
"We found Spain near China, is there confusion?"
mAyBe
MaYbE yEs LOL ^_^ sHeS CrAzY bUt I sTiLl Like her. OK stop
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I have many questions
mayhaps...
perbe...
I laughed being a geographer :3
Disclaimer: Spain is not near China
when she said:
“My soul? Mostly gingerbread"
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.
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i felt that
Same-
I’m _b_ _i_ _s_ _c_ _u_ _t_ _s_
Billie: make your mama sad type
Google: may your species be disappointed with the mother
Me:dies from laughter-
Nobody:
Me when i draw something and i don't like it:
"I'm bAd ArT"
G a l a x i a.
why no likes ??? 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
IM BAD AT ART OOH OOH BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR TRYIN YOU KNOW IV BEEN LYING
OMG I CAME ACROSS THIS COMMENT WHEN SHE SAID IT HOLYYYY
@@katerinaloizou3485 *lillunimati* confirmed
"My soul? Mostly gingerbread"
"Food is a human"
"I'm a biscuit"
😂
"Food is a person." Now I'm gonna feel bad when I eat...
Huh?
Justin Y. Cannabalism
"Suffering is the way of life."
"I'm a cat."
"I'm so excited to be alone."
why I feel like you described my entire way of thinking?
Salvia Rifdah same😂
Honestly, if I looked hard enough, most of these sentences would relate to my life 😂
Oof Same 😂
Honestly this video has so many meaningful lyrics in it
I came here to say this is the most relatable Google Translate Sings yet 😂 Repeating "huh" over and over again is also pretty consistent with who I am as a person.
"Food is a person"
"I have problems"
"I'm so ecxited to be alone"
my life in a nutshell
Lol same tho
"I'm sorry for my wife" aged REALLY well now that Billie came out.
what happened? .0.
@@MyDadLeftMeForMyWifewhat do you mean “what happened” look any the lyrics to *ANY* new song and you’d know say in just one album lemme see “lunch”, skinny, wildflower to name a few and YES I have a Billie eilish record on hand don’t judge
@@BobTheBlob261 I’m not a Billie Eilish fan so I have no idea what’s going on
@@MyDadLeftMeForMyWife I’m a new Billie fan and I don’t understand either
@@awethebirdas far as i researched, she's bisexual
"I'm biscuits"
*"huh?"*
- Translated Billie
"of course, your knee is for you"
wow thanks i was just wondering if i could use my knee
Stranger: So what's your favourite song?
Me:........ I'm biscuits.....
Stranger:........SAMEEEEE
Jenlisa Ppoong Ppoong lol I wish I could relate to someone like this
_I’m bad art_
My friend: what’s your favorite Billie eyelish song?
Me: it’s complicated
um "eyelish" wtf-?
@@avocados1707 Little known fact - it's actually not her last name, it's a noble title identifying her as one possessing eyes.
It's a real shame for geographers, actually🤣. Spain being located near China...
"Eyelish"
Song: "I am biscuits"
Billie: *eats biscuit*
Me: °0°
*CaNiBaliZAm*
BILLIE YOU CANNIBAL!!!!
Lesson planner: today we will be learning bout this video. It's called cannibalism. That your spelling test extra credit word!
1st graders: WHAT??!?
cannibalism intensifies
@Typical Gamer wait... Does this mean she creates biscuit children and then eats them?????
Petition for her to translate "Life is Fun" by TheOdd1sOut and Boyinaband.
*Signed*
signed!
YEET TO THE YES
Hell Yes
Maybe even Empty and I'm something Else
Yeah, I think that would be fun ^^
random guy: who do you love?
me: food
random guy: no I mean-
me: *FOOD IS A PERSON*
lily Kenny this needs more likes
346 likes, I'll go ahead and make that 347
We laugh but, what happened to Food ( the person ) after the video was done?
@@andymac8437 Idk, maybe it got eaten by *me*
The Oscar awards goes to her acting and making millions of people laugh
“I’m so excited to be alone”
I don’t think I’ve ever related to a lyric more 😂
Abby Holt lol me too
Me to.
same here lol
Same , lol 😂
Same ľõł
I died on the, "You dont know anything maybe i have a colony" 🤣🤣🤣 and i dont know whyy
Billie Eilish and the return of the British Empire
"she will cry at the feet of men" sounds like a bible verse
Foot fetish
Sometimes it's really hard to tell the difference between Bible verses, and kinky quotes
lmaooooo trueee
Yea it actually does
The cat lover side of me: is it really a bad thing to be a cat
The dog lover side: yeah sounds like sh**
"may your species be disappointed with the mother" sounds like a cryptic message from a secret society.
My favorite lines:
"Sea... pigeons."
"My soul? Mostly gingerbread."
"May your sPECIESBEDISAPPOINTED WITHTHEMOTHER-"
"suffering is the way of life."
"I'm B i S c U i T s."
"I'm sorry for my wife-"
"I have.. s h e e p."
"I'm a c a a a a a t."
"I'm bad art."
omg yass lmao
“Is there confusion?”
on how good these lines are?
@Ronan McDonald billie eilish totally runs a bakery tho 💅🏻✨
Clear clothes and noodles
Yes
“I’m biscuits”
“I am a cat”
“I’m bad art”
Make up your mind
Wow wowow
😂😂😂
GT is a bad cat made out if biscuits XD
Yes
@@cookie856 yeah
Maybe a badly drawn cat that is smeared in biscuit
Google Translate: May your species be disappointed with the mother.
Me: ....... how'd you know?
Well technically you wouldn't be disappointed with your mom but the first woman on earth which would be Eve
Google translate be spying on my house 😂
AI TRYING TO BE MORE HUMAN
@@nabeel9187 r u who I think u r?
@@sanjxo what?
I love all the parts where Malinda is jumping in the Pikachu costume 😂😂😂
Billie: "I mean, I don't see what she sees-"
Google Translator: "You don't know ANYTHING."
"I have problems"
Amediatly the next lyric
"May your species be disappointed with the mother"
Yup she's got problems
Hahahahaha
Definitely
"I have sheep."
It is becuse she saw a crazy woman.
Gosh I completely lost at "I'M A CAT"
Damn Malinda, I'm at the hospital I shouldn't be laughing out loud
I guess it is a bad thing after all, based on that last sentence.
did they take you to floor with the soft walls?
"All words are used in reading"
hmm, yes the floor is made of floor
Yes floor is made of floor
Food is made of food
"Food is a person"...
...Cannibals have entered the chat
Ay Heather
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
“Being a healthy human” “I’m so excited to be alone” #CoronaVirus
#AloneTogether
Lol
Yi
MrBlakeBoy Google Translate is a prophet. I have found possible predictions of Coronavirus in several of these. I’m like, “Oh why didn’t we listen to this more closely? We could have deciphered the hidden codes within these convoluted translated songs!”
stop
dont remind me
"I'm so excited to be alone."
When you hate people but have to work as a cashier. lol
A.K.A. Squidward
Is it bad to think this is the better version of the song? I just love this.
Therapist: Eilish's bakery isn't real, it can't hurt you
Eilish's bakery: 1:16
That's not a biscuit where I'm from
@@MohammedKhan123. Are you from the UK? because cookies are called biscuits there.
@@xboydubose7254 You guys call scones biscuits? I always knew you guys were weird, but this is a new one.
Pls don't start a British-American debate...
In some random non-native English speaker's comment
BTW, I love "Hundreds and Thousands", it's so British 💙
More like 1:21
"All words are used in reading."
Why does that sound like one of those Instagram pages where they try to be deep but fail
yeah ikr xD
Yet does sound like that
Yup
Fake deeps be like
The Cats reference made me want a full cover of Memory by you
Also a Google Translated version. The song is so saccharine, even by ALW standards that whatever abomination Google creates is practically guaranteed to be beautifully hilarious.
I agree! Both the cover and the translated version would be amazing!
A google translated version for sure.
I thought the same!
YAAAA WE NEED BOTH
«I'm bad art» Oh yeah, my drawings tell this when I finish them
Me at Christmas time: “my soul, mostly gingerbread”
Is this supposed to be a history lesson?
*WE FOUND SPAIN NEAR CHINA*
Is there confusion?
Google Translate: *Did I f£€king stutter?!?! Spain is next to China! Getcha facts straight, Блять!!*
Christopher Columbus was so dumb it's possible
Yes.
There is CONFUSION
*SILK ROAD INTENSIFIES*
Alright, you need to put one song from Cats in the Google translator and sing it. It needs you.
Agreed
"May your species be disappointed with the mother" 💀💀💀
“I’m so excited to be alone”
Never heard a more relatable lyrics, I’m touched
devilmaycry7760 same
Yup.
*I like sheep*
*I have problems*
*I’m a cat*
*Food is a person*
*_I’M BISCUITS_*
Multiple personality disorder much?
and god is a woman
“My soul? Mostly gingerbread”
Same
"we found Spain near China
is there confusion?"
what do you think?
Google translator is not good at Geografy
I don't know if that's correct I was too lazy to look it up
yes there was spain near china (philiphines)
@@МішаКарпенко epic
@@Tonals you rofling on me?
Billie Eilish: *releases bad guy*
Google Translate: LeT’s MaKe ThIs SoNg BeTtEr!
OK at this stage I'm sure that it's bots making these comments...
Jayfive276 no I’m a legit human
@@madisonspivey5287 "no I'm a legit human"
👍👏
@@madisonspivey5287 That sounds like something a bot would say 🤣
"You don't know anything but maybe I. Have. A colony."
😂😂😂
Giorno: Dad, can we go to McDonald's?
Dio: we have food at home.
Food at home: 1:07