Matteo Lane Roasts Date My Mom (Insane MTV Show)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Falungongshow
    @Falungongshow 3 месяца назад +949

    I genuinely hope Janet is doing well. She seemed like a normal mom who somehow wandered into an MTV shoot

  • @Pricey_AU
    @Pricey_AU 3 месяца назад +720

    “He doesn’t have goals. He just kinda, he sets up dinosaurs in the back yard and he pretends to be the biggest one.” I laughed so hard I woke up my housemate 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +1344

    Can we have a ‘Date My Mom’ parody with Nick and Matteo’s Mom? 😂

    • @TearLilyd
      @TearLilyd 3 месяца назад +15

      Yes! 😂❤

    • @sophien1487
      @sophien1487 3 месяца назад +20

      What a brilliant idea! I would die of laughter though 🤣

    • @citahworldtrade9956
      @citahworldtrade9956 3 месяца назад +7

      @@PokhrajRoy. THIS!!!!!

    • @Aurorabc2209
      @Aurorabc2209 3 месяца назад +8

      Omg please! You both said that Nick needs to get out there....

    • @addisonsani1552
      @addisonsani1552 3 месяца назад +20

      Seeing Nick have lunch with Matteo's mom and order something like plain noodles would kill me

  • @miasma1718
    @miasma1718 3 месяца назад +476

    "car hop that's interesting, my son's a slut!" i died

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 3 месяца назад +391

    The normal mom being thrown by everything and trying to just get through it for her son is so sweet

    • @kratosdad1760
      @kratosdad1760 3 месяца назад +20

      Ikr i thought the same thing, she seemed so genuine

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Месяц назад +3

      I can't believe they made sweet Janet wear that insensitive hat. She doesn't even know what it meanssss 😭😂

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee 3 месяца назад +269

    The “ghetto” acting of mom #2 made me remember how rough it was to being gay & black in the early 2000s

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 3 месяца назад +65

      Fo’shizzle

    • @Quiteinfamous
      @Quiteinfamous 3 месяца назад +12

      @@jlshel42bro 😂😂😂

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 месяца назад +29

      I can't even comprehend what she thought she was doing. It's insane

    • @pdruiz2005
      @pdruiz2005 Месяц назад +11

      She thought she was being hip and cool because she was on MTV, where all the cool kids are. Lol. She’s a literal parody of the “cool mom” in the movie “Mean Girls.”

    • @MolaNews
      @MolaNews 25 дней назад +3

      I can relate so far as my opinions on gays around the 00s compared to them now. A lot has changed. Mainly, I'm no longer ignorant of the fact that sexuality doesn't mean much outside of the bedroom. I try hard not to have preconceptions. I am a 47-year-old straight white male so take that for what it's worth.

  • @Littlebigtime
    @Littlebigtime 3 месяца назад +364

    I don't think I realized how insane these shows were watching them as a 14 year old.

  • @tnate6004
    @tnate6004 3 месяца назад +259

    "She's literally the Barefoot Contessa. They're in a Krispy Kreme parking lot." Oh, Matteo - I love you so much.

  • @Mirakulus9
    @Mirakulus9 3 месяца назад +168

    The first guy's hair is straight-up Amanda Bynes from She's the Man, when she was wearing the wig to pose as her brother 😂

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 3 месяца назад +8

      That’s it!!

    • @alinachrist8416
      @alinachrist8416 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes!! I was thinking exactly that

  • @fabianpantoja5325
    @fabianpantoja5325 3 месяца назад +281

    Mom: "My ass hurts!"
    Mateo: 👁👄👁

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 3 месяца назад +11

      Contestant 2: ...Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
      Matt: Christina Aguilera.
      Contestant 2: Cause Christina Aguilera...OOF!
      Matt: 👁👄👁

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 3 месяца назад +2

      2:10

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 3 месяца назад +412

    Between Matteo's reaction and Chris's background laughing, I honestly couldn't keep it together .Love both of you guys 💗

    • @sophien1487
      @sophien1487 3 месяца назад +11

      Same! I need more of this amazing content. I am hooked 😂

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 3 месяца назад +172

    This was wild.... the 2nd mother/son were absolutely terrible 😂😂😂

    • @Globalastral5
      @Globalastral5 3 месяца назад

      I’m surprised the mom didn’t come out in a durag

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 3 месяца назад

      She had a cute Jennifer Grey look with an unusual voice. And then ruined it by being disgustingly white & appropriative.

    • @immakitty88
      @immakitty88 3 месяца назад +15

      They were actually so bad they made the first mother/son seem alright. So glad there was a third choice!

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 3 месяца назад +181

    Janet is a gem. Bless her.

  • @Anne3000
    @Anne3000 3 месяца назад +286

    The second guy Nick looked exactly like Tucker Carlson when he pulled that face at the end! 😂

    • @dorgana68
      @dorgana68 3 месяца назад +4

      lmao true!

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 3 месяца назад +11

      Thank you! I knew he reminded me of someone, I just couldn't place who (the "Wayne from Wonder Years" hair was throwing me off.)

    • @afs6853
      @afs6853 3 месяца назад +3

      This is exactly what I wanted to say!

    • @Crooked_Rhyme
      @Crooked_Rhyme 3 месяца назад +4

      Let's tweet him a link to the video and ask him if he was ever on MTV.

    • @Anne3000
      @Anne3000 3 месяца назад

      @@Eviltwin531 Wayne from Wonder Years! Yes! 😆🤣

  • @Fairywind92
    @Fairywind92 3 месяца назад +729

    that hair is a lego piece

    • @Athandatu
      @Athandatu 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Guevon_Pajaro
      @Guevon_Pajaro 3 месяца назад +8

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, lol! star trek wig, more like LEGO HAIR🤣

    • @smag5689
      @smag5689 3 месяца назад +2

      Great minds!

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 3 месяца назад +10

      Truly! It's giving Star Trek Vulcan hairpiece🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Who.is.Batman
      @Who.is.Batman 3 месяца назад +10

      Be nice! Matteo spent a lot of money on those plugs!

  • @jklingeroo77
    @jklingeroo77 3 месяца назад +112

    ALL OF THEM. DO. ALL. OF. THE. SHOWS.

  • @dorgana68
    @dorgana68 3 месяца назад +115

    PLEASE do more Date My Mom 🤣🤣 I'm dying. lmfao 😂

  • @JessicaStoddard-l7k
    @JessicaStoddard-l7k 3 месяца назад +82

    Chris losing it in the background is my favorite part of these videos 🤣🤣

  • @sowhatnow7491
    @sowhatnow7491 3 месяца назад +147

    The hair is def giving Vulcan. He saw T’Pol and thought “yes”

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 3 месяца назад

      I was thinking he looks like Zac Efron. I like your version better.
      And Malcolm Reed would be spotted with the first guy quite often ;)

    • @MsLemon42
      @MsLemon42 16 дней назад

      Hard agree, I thought of T’Pol as soon as he came on screen!

  • @GuillermoSmyser
    @GuillermoSmyser 3 месяца назад +110

    Do all of them! Do more shows we don't remember from the 00's! These are so good!

    • @jjfreedom921
      @jjfreedom921 3 месяца назад +1

      They need to bring these shows back.

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 3 месяца назад +4

      Oh, sadly, I remember. They are seared into my brain.

  • @bd7628
    @bd7628 3 месяца назад +88

    At the end his face with bondage dude!!! You laughed. I was laughing so hard I was crying. Omg thank you. 😂

    • @alamedadanceparty
      @alamedadanceparty 3 месяца назад +5

      I was laughing SO loudly I probs woke up my neighbours 😂😂😂

    • @bd7628
      @bd7628 2 месяца назад +1

      @@alamedadanceparty lol 😆 😂

  • @BederikStorm
    @BederikStorm 3 месяца назад +82

    They should have named the show "Second hand embarrassment", cause it IS. OMG, unhinged

  • @Jenniferlynn6504
    @Jenniferlynn6504 3 месяца назад +114

    The second mother.... what in the horrendous 80s catch phrases is happening? 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephaniebaima6947
      @stephaniebaima6947 3 месяца назад +11

      I wonder if the producers were pushing it?

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 3 месяца назад +18

      @@stephaniebaima6947 It sounds like it with the really bad "acting." That or the only prompt she was "You're gonna be on MTV," and she defaulted a decade back to Snoop Dogg.

    • @LatinaChef1986
      @LatinaChef1986 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Eviltwin531She emulated Snoop Dogg a little much, perhaps 😂. Unless, she liked Doggy Televizzle. 😂

    • @madelinequinn5879
      @madelinequinn5879 2 месяца назад

      I see you were fortunate enough to miss the travesty that was the early 2000s with all these white people trying to talk like snoop dog because hip hop became mainstream and white people from the rich suburbs wanted to be cool too. It should be studied by anthropologists, it was some weird shit.

  • @christynnsims6986
    @christynnsims6986 3 месяца назад +58

    “The molecular level of my body has changed” sent me. 💀

  • @andresspillari6551
    @andresspillari6551 3 месяца назад +88

    6:32 when the accordion came out i absolutely lost it

    • @spyrex9986
      @spyrex9986 3 месяца назад +15

      "I'm not into sex, I know that's weird"
      *pulls out an accordion out of nowhere*
      "I don't have a job, that makes me a loser"
      *pretends to be a dinosaur*

    • @LaurelFuentes
      @LaurelFuentes 3 месяца назад +2

      Same! The date was so wild I forgot about the accordion until 10:40!

    • @Available_Pie9316
      @Available_Pie9316 3 месяца назад +1

      That's a concertina

    • @RyneMurray23
      @RyneMurray23 Месяц назад

      Same 😂😂

  • @chelseawithey6840
    @chelseawithey6840 3 месяца назад +58

    This was the best one yet! Definitely do more Date My Mom!!

  • @qqsylarpp808
    @qqsylarpp808 3 месяца назад +35

    Definitely need more of this show... This was the most fucked up, hilarious roast ever. The fact that this lasted for 4 seasons is beyond insane...

    • @farfle
      @farfle 3 месяца назад +2

      What???!!! 4 seasons???!!! OMG

  • @EM-ru3eh
    @EM-ru3eh 3 месяца назад +35

    Matteo’s horrified reactions were hilarious, and matched my own exactly! 😂

  • @johnnyguy9442
    @johnnyguy9442 3 месяца назад +47

    Matteo’s laugh extends my life by 2days per cackle

  • @Ja50nkAt
    @Ja50nkAt 3 месяца назад +30

    When he smacked his MOM! If I was that close with my mom I'd barf then fall into a coma.

  • @0justBETHANY
    @0justBETHANY 3 месяца назад +86

    First guy is looking like if Sheldon Cooper had a baby with Howard Wolowitz from Big Bang

  • @felinemoonchild
    @felinemoonchild 3 месяца назад +29

    YAAAASSSSS I'm so disappointed that we can only have so many of these "Matteo Roasts [insert early 00's reality show here]" bc there are only so many shows...but Matteo if you wanted to roast the entire season, I'm here for it!

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 3 месяца назад +45

    Genuinely hope Daniel and his mom had the best lives

  • @JamesReberry
    @JamesReberry 3 месяца назад +39

    If I can pick up MRSA on my thigh from riding Metro, she should have been in the ICU by the end of filming.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 месяца назад +1

      I wonder how many needles she stepped on

    • @breakforthechorus6230
      @breakforthechorus6230 Месяц назад

      I definitely had a moment there where I misread Metro as Matteo and blushed a bit lmao.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +70

    OMG I remember some discourse around this show. Let us congregate for our Sunday MTV Mass.

  • @Sashowindfeather
    @Sashowindfeather 3 месяца назад +25

    Janet is so wholesome. I love her.

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy Месяц назад

      Imagine being asked if your son can take a big dick and being that easy going about it lol

  • @chi51396
    @chi51396 3 месяца назад +19

    I don’t think I would’ve been able to get through this show on my own 😂 Your commentary is top notch as always

  • @SpinnatoElizabeth
    @SpinnatoElizabeth 3 месяца назад +18

    Honestly Matteo, any show you choose to comment on is hilarious! Back in the 00’s we didn’t give a care about what other people thought and knew comedy gold when we saw it.

  • @lilpjotr
    @lilpjotr 3 месяца назад +23

    That haircut is the Vulcan chic. Pretty much all of them, AND the Romulans wear their hair that way.

  • @helloduffman
    @helloduffman 3 месяца назад +28

    THE DIRTY FOOT HAHAHA I CANT

    • @becp488
      @becp488 3 месяца назад +8

      On the WHITE car upholstery, too.

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 3 месяца назад +4

      There was a guy at my college freshman year who tried to do the whole shoeless thing. He was barred from the dining hall until he got sandals

  • @masonedwards
    @masonedwards 3 месяца назад +22

    lol, I love when you do these types of videos. 😂 10:47 - I haven’t laughed so hard in a really long time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tesspulido
    @tesspulido 3 месяца назад +11

    "The molecular level of my body has changed" 🤣🤣🤣
    Yey for Janet and the two dudes who immediately hit it off ❤

  • @larrylenza5940
    @larrylenza5940 3 месяца назад +17

    Your take on this stuff is amazing. Having the time of my life with your commentary! Thank you.

  • @AcuPunk
    @AcuPunk 3 месяца назад +13

    100% need to do another Date My Mom reaction video!!! Priceless!! Wish there could be a “Where are they now” reboot 😂

  • @SallyImpossible
    @SallyImpossible 3 месяца назад +11

    Once again I laughed so hard I cried, stopped breathing, and also almost peed myself. Congrats Matteo on interfering with my bodily functions. 😂

  • @donaldfolkers8475
    @donaldfolkers8475 3 месяца назад +12

    Date my Mom ... I never saw it when it was on TV ... but these recaps says everything I would have ever wanted to know about it - I'm left with the impression that you make "Date My Mom" more interesting than it was when it was on the tube. Thanks for reviving and sharing!

  • @ec-tj9is
    @ec-tj9is 3 месяца назад +6

    Matteo’s reactions/commentary are beyond hilarious! More “Date My Mom” please! 😂🤣😂

  • @cathypiper9373
    @cathypiper9373 3 месяца назад +6

    I’m in tears from laughing so hard. I’ve never seen this show but your commentary made it a must see. Love your normal , healthy view of crazy.

  • @Imashixdhiwari
    @Imashixdhiwari 3 месяца назад +62

    So this was the predecessor to MILF Manor...

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 месяца назад +3

      MILF manor is much more misogynist. This is just funny.

  • @michaelabon741
    @michaelabon741 3 месяца назад +10

    This has brought me incredible joy 😅 feels like I just came home from 4th grade

  • @CarleyGoshaw28
    @CarleyGoshaw28 3 месяца назад +4

    11:11 that at-home Dance Dance Revolution mat just took me back💃🏼

  • @kevinwalsh9704
    @kevinwalsh9704 3 месяца назад +11

    Matteos RUclips just shifting to a early aughts reaction channel and I’m here for it.

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 3 месяца назад

      Honestly, if he decides to do an entire MST3K type thing, I'd be fine with it.

  • @jeffjauntsson
    @jeffjauntsson 3 месяца назад +13

    1. Your paintings are awesome. Do more painting videos.
    2. Please do some Blind Date episodes. There's plenty of gold to mine there.

  • @TiliaCordata
    @TiliaCordata 2 месяца назад +1

    Please, PLEASE do more "Date My Mom", this is the most I've laughed in a while!

  • @carolineseguin-ro5vt
    @carolineseguin-ro5vt 3 месяца назад +5

    So fun! I loved it, these are crazy shows! Also, I love your paintings in the background, just great.

  • @EgyptianRocker
    @EgyptianRocker 3 месяца назад +1

    This series has been comedy gold, but this particular video is the best one yet. 10/10 Matteo! And the background cackles

  • @AAAP-w4b
    @AAAP-w4b 3 месяца назад +7

    absolutely dying with this one

  • @goldenpezboy1
    @goldenpezboy1 3 месяца назад +6

    Definitely do more "Date My Mom" and, if time, more "Next"!

  • @meghabyte90
    @meghabyte90 3 месяца назад +9

    I'm in tears 😭😂💀 omfg I completely forgot about this show!!

  • @p.g.7974
    @p.g.7974 3 месяца назад +1

    do more of all of them!!! These are terrific and you guys have great reactions. Thanks for always making me laugh.

  • @P.dripps92
    @P.dripps92 3 месяца назад +5

    This is wild! Before I clicked on this video, I said to myself, I don't remember this show at all and as soon as I hit play, I remember this exact episode 😂

  • @Desi-Designs
    @Desi-Designs 3 месяца назад +5

    That felt like a fever dream. They really did anything in the early OOs

  • @SyntaxSyber
    @SyntaxSyber 3 месяца назад +4

    Absolutely more of this please!

  • @aurorahlee
    @aurorahlee 3 месяца назад +3

    Matteo you have me cackling in a train full of people, puh-lease more “Date My Mom” this was hilarious 😂

  • @outhang
    @outhang 3 месяца назад +17

    15:58 Beaker from the Muppets

  • @caylalund2800
    @caylalund2800 3 месяца назад +2

    The interpretations of the moms killed me. Please more "Date My Mom". PLEASE!

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 3 месяца назад +6

    4:40 not Chris having a whole meltdown about her feet in the background 😅

  • @heyimJBD
    @heyimJBD 3 месяца назад

    9:01 “silly straight woman! 🤷‍♂️” I NEED THAT AS A GIF NOW 🤣😭😭 Matteo i’m cryingggg more of these please!!

  • @ZackariaChikh
    @ZackariaChikh 3 месяца назад +8

    Matteo. You must do DISMISSED as well ! And get back to Paris for a show too 😍

  • @RyneMurray23
    @RyneMurray23 Месяц назад +1

    The second mom and son duo were absolutely out of their minds 😂😂

  • @isso84
    @isso84 3 месяца назад +4

    Matteo I know you will but please protect Chris and his giggle at all costs

  • @matt8cake147
    @matt8cake147 2 месяца назад +1

    Have not laughed this hard in a long while. Thanks Matteo! Insane episode.

  • @taylorold6435
    @taylorold6435 3 месяца назад +9

    Omg I used to watch these shows all the time but this episode is just unhinged 😂 I need to know what that first mom is doing now 😭

  • @marianatraductoraargentina
    @marianatraductoraargentina 2 месяца назад +1

    "date my mom" the show where you confirm moms would do ANYTHING so their kids would leave the house 😂😂😂

  • @skyewatchesstuff
    @skyewatchesstuff 3 месяца назад +6

    your impressions of the mothers😭😭

  • @MrDiscoDavo
    @MrDiscoDavo 3 месяца назад

    Love these commentaries so much. You’re hilarious.
    Please do any of those crazy MTV shows 😂

  • @geoffreyblackmer
    @geoffreyblackmer 3 месяца назад +20

    I need you to have the courage, chutzpah, audacity, and intestinal fortitude to do a Hildi episode of Trading Spaces. I know it's not MTV but it IS of the era and it IS unhinged.

    • @Tulpen23
      @Tulpen23 2 месяца назад

      Yessssssss! I suggested this too!

  • @RyneMurray23
    @RyneMurray23 Месяц назад +2

    I'm the most offended by the lady putting her disgusting feet all over those leather seats 😭😂

  • @citahworldtrade9956
    @citahworldtrade9956 3 месяца назад +5

    my eyes were very curious to what her feet looked like the minute she said her feet were her shoes .................and the next cut ..........i viewed the results and immediately caught PINK EYE!😂😂

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys Месяц назад +1

    This was so unhinged! I love it!

  • @MrMdiaz84
    @MrMdiaz84 3 месяца назад +3

    I’m gasping like an asthmatic 😂

  • @therealadamwest
    @therealadamwest Месяц назад

    Love your comedy and just discovered this series and oh my lord!😂 please do endless versions of this!

  • @scytheboivirtual
    @scytheboivirtual 3 месяца назад +3

    We need to protect Janet at all costs

  • @chloehammond2836
    @chloehammond2836 Месяц назад

    I spat my coffee back into my cup trying to drink it while watching this 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time please post this more

  • @Globalastral5
    @Globalastral5 3 месяца назад +5

    My friend has a “cool” mom like this. I’m not envious when it gets to the point the mom is like “Didya eat his 🕳️”

  • @Tattaholic
    @Tattaholic 3 месяца назад

    I laughed thru this whole thing! Please, please, please keep doing these! It's so unbelieveably good 😂

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 3 месяца назад +3

    0:44 Of the ‘Date my mom’ episodes, that’s the one guy I remember. I’d probably remember more if I saw more episodes to jog my memory, but when I think of the show, I think of that guy

  • @betsymcc61
    @betsymcc61 3 месяца назад +1

    Please more of ANY of these shows! They are unhinged!

  • @gdnh
    @gdnh 3 месяца назад +6

    The barefoot lady dressed as barefoot contessa is too much

  • @TheCharmedOne80
    @TheCharmedOne80 Месяц назад

    Omg thanks! I needed a 15min long laugh out loud to blast all my worries away 🤣🤣🤣 Saving the video for when I feel a little down 🤣🤣

  • @ReubenCornell
    @ReubenCornell 3 месяца назад +3

    05:22 "Thank you thank you"

  • @applesandmandarins1329
    @applesandmandarins1329 3 месяца назад +1

    More of all 3!!!!! Love love love this series!!

  • @BruceChambers-m8z
    @BruceChambers-m8z 3 месяца назад +4

    Please do another Date my mom episode...Just great

  • @ediepalmer7045
    @ediepalmer7045 3 месяца назад +1

    These are my favorite videos please please please do more !!!❤❤❤ Date my mom is everything but so are the rest ❤

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +6

    0:58 I still am low-key into this look. I remember pulling off the T-Shirt with extra sleeves.

  • @hanromanefeldt
    @hanromanefeldt 3 месяца назад

    I don't care what you choose to review, but keep these coming. I haven't laughed so much in ages! Thank you!

  • @cnichyo
    @cnichyo 3 месяца назад +4

    Matteo I am obsessed every time I see one of your paintings in the background! 😍 Do you ever sell them?!

  • @chelseamiller5568
    @chelseamiller5568 Месяц назад +1

    MTV just really sent their producers out and said “whatever, just film it in a field” all the time

  • @Гайка-г6б
    @Гайка-г6б 3 месяца назад +5

    Please never stop filming these reactions

  • @AshleyMillionaireMitchell
    @AshleyMillionaireMitchell 3 месяца назад +1

    Please do one of these a week😩 I need this content