Why Everyone Is An Idiot

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +2212

    Give Me Your Best Clickbait RUclips Title

  • @TheLoneChiller
    @TheLoneChiller 8 месяцев назад +3522

    The best part of becoming an idiot, is being immune to geniuses. Winning arguments can never be more easy.

  • @UpvoteUnveil06
    @UpvoteUnveil06 8 месяцев назад +2059

    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
    -Albert Einstein

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +318

      Push it to the limit...LIMIT

    • @ItsReallyGeo
      @ItsReallyGeo 8 месяцев назад +26

      Past the point of no return?

    • @coolshampoobottle
      @coolshampoobottle 8 месяцев назад +22

      Maybe when you reach a certain intelligence it loops back around to being stupid

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@ItsReallyGeoYou've reached the top, but still you gotta learn ON HOW TO KEEP IT!

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      I AM LIMITLESS

  • @evilmonkeywithissues
    @evilmonkeywithissues 8 месяцев назад +403

    The worst part of being intelligent is looking around and realizing just how stupid we all are, and being able to do nothing about it because you are also a slave to your baser needs.

    • @heroes-of-balkan
      @heroes-of-balkan 8 месяцев назад

      Another curse of intelligent people is always comparing your intelligence with stupid people thinking they're smart, while diminishing your own intellectual abilities.
      Intelligent people always question themselves, while stupid ones are sure in their delusion

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 8 месяцев назад +5

      Me on my way to become so smart that I don't need to eat:

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@ThePoisonedReaperyou pretending to be the smartest mf in the room is both cringe as hell, and hilarious
      And I can't tell if it's irony

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@ThePoisonedReaper If he's stupid why should I trust this video to be true😂

    • @adamezinhopvp239
      @adamezinhopvp239 8 месяцев назад +1

      Shit, i dont think many realize what this comment just said. 💀

  • @UpvoteUnveil06
    @UpvoteUnveil06 8 месяцев назад +1040

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
    ― Mark Twain

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +169

      Let em know Twain

    • @raphmarcotte7379
      @raphmarcotte7379 8 месяцев назад +9

      It is one of m'y favorite saying

    • @galazero
      @galazero 8 месяцев назад +9

      IM STUPID AND PROUD OF IT!!!

    • @nathanielwilcox4947
      @nathanielwilcox4947 8 месяцев назад +4

      One of those many quotes that are attributed to Twain, but is probably apocryphal.

    • @applesnl8077
      @applesnl8077 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@0ffendingeverybodyyou already made this video

  • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
    @DONTTOUCHTHESEED 8 месяцев назад +2380

    I appreciate that he ACTUALLY tries to offend EVERYONE and not just minorities

    • @dis_random_kid8699
      @dis_random_kid8699 8 месяцев назад +158

      Honestly he offends conservatives more often than liberals

    • @stxrb_xy
      @stxrb_xy 8 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 3:05

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 8 месяцев назад

      @@dis_random_kid8699because it’s so easy to do it, conservatives practically beg to be made fun of for how brain dead they are

    • @GamingGuineaPig
      @GamingGuineaPig 8 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 nah he offends liberals way more

    • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
      @DONTTOUCHTHESEED 8 месяцев назад +76

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 as a left leaning person the jokes targeting liberals don't really bother me

  • @miguelcardoso5084
    @miguelcardoso5084 2 месяца назад +42

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "When you're dead, you don't know you're dead, it's only a pain for other people. Same thing when you're stupid"

    • @DerPlaguedPiper
      @DerPlaguedPiper 2 месяца назад +1

      Another great quote besides Mark Twain about not arguing with an idiot
      This is also somewhat understandable in my opinion, the concept of lacking self awareness in death and stupidity

  • @nevanhart7908
    @nevanhart7908 8 месяцев назад +531

    "Trans or normal. THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS" absolutely floored me😂😂😂😂

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +82

      I went real hard there

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 8 месяцев назад +3

      69th like

    • @amy_kunoichi
      @amy_kunoichi 8 месяцев назад

      trans is normal as long as its only from one gender to the other and none of that non binary shit

    • @milo_the_murr
      @milo_the_murr 8 месяцев назад

      Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started Immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!😳

    • @nickhickman090
      @nickhickman090 5 месяцев назад +5

      Dumble dore said calmly

  • @HamSandwich822
    @HamSandwich822 8 месяцев назад +391

    Unrealistic, Vin Diesel would say the answer is *family*

    • @mariedufore8795
      @mariedufore8795 8 месяцев назад +6

      How are Marie Curie and Donald trump part of the same species

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +69

      That is accurate

    • @AndrewsTaterTots
      @AndrewsTaterTots 8 месяцев назад +5

      Trump is not stupid, he is just arrogant

    • @Elmospiece
      @Elmospiece 8 месяцев назад

      @@AndrewsTaterTotsas someone who doesn’t live in the US it’s hard to think people would favour Biden over Trump. I get it Trump was a dickhead but, well not sure how to say this, the US is complete garbage now. Maybe it’s different living there, but it seems like the country completely fell apart. Actually quickly starting to look socialist under the current regime. 🤷‍♂️
      Again, don’t live there so don’t have skin in the game but good luck whatever you guys decide to do.

    • @oguhaner7608
      @oguhaner7608 4 месяца назад

      @@AndrewsTaterTots he aint that smart and lack serious foresight

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 8 месяцев назад +188

    I'm autistic and I have trouble understanding some things; and I've been labelled an idiot my entire life for it, while being surrounded by idiots who act a decade younger than they actually are.

    • @fistiantv4800
      @fistiantv4800 8 месяцев назад +12

      feel you man

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@fistiantv4800 It may not seem it but I am overjoyed to hear someone understand how I feel. Thank you, brother.

    • @thatguyagain438
      @thatguyagain438 4 месяца назад

      Same here everyday, I’m not the most autistic person, but I’ve been labeled with it. Everyday it’s wokeism this and go back to your country that, like please can you all stfu. Like if we joined forces and actually tried to fix all our issues, rather than complaining about them online, and fighting over who deserves presidency. The problems would be solved or at least better than what they were.

    • @pedrolopez4910
      @pedrolopez4910 4 месяца назад +8

      As a fellow neurodivergent creature, PEOPLE ARE DUMB 😭 I’ve walked in on people haven’t sex in the elevator LIKE CANT YOU FIND SOMEHERE WITH AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE BEHIND UT

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 4 месяца назад +5

      @@pedrolopez4910 damn

  • @TotallyNormal-gx4fh
    @TotallyNormal-gx4fh 8 месяцев назад +569

    “Speed good?”
    “NO sped BAD.”
    BRO IM CRYING..

    • @jacobpp7767
      @jacobpp7767 8 месяцев назад +8

      same

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +68

      Lolol I was real happy when I thought of that

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 8 месяцев назад +2

      Sped ok, crashing bad. More sped=more pain after crash.

    • @blaze117
      @blaze117 3 месяца назад

      I didn't understand this one. Can you explain 😢

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind Месяц назад

      ​@@blaze117 SPED = special needs education

  • @DIMITRISFRAGOS
    @DIMITRISFRAGOS 8 месяцев назад +368

    “The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.” Ricky Gervais

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +50

      Thats a great quote

    • @wishing_pearl
      @wishing_pearl 8 месяцев назад +2

      wow this is a pretty good one

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 8 месяцев назад +1

      Im stupid and know it and i can tell you its very painful for me.

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 8 месяцев назад

      @@HermitKing731 nah thats too many options you either stupid and painless or genius and painful

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 8 месяцев назад

      @@mcrain1283 I have autism and mental disabilities so yes I'm stupid.

  • @beware3586
    @beware3586 4 месяца назад +63

    I can respect that you made a channel devoted to pissing off everyone yet somehow the comments section has the least amount of rage on the internet.
    How TF does that work? I'm honestly in awe.

    • @eggheadguy-w6z
      @eggheadguy-w6z 3 месяца назад +1

      instagram reels

    • @MonsterGaming-zx5nv
      @MonsterGaming-zx5nv 2 месяца назад +7

      the people watching know what they signed up for. It'd be stupid (heh get it?) to complain after seeing his username

    • @DrOinkman
      @DrOinkman Месяц назад

      ever heard of reverse psychology? also, can't really be mad at someone who is calling out everyone, basically its the same effect as southpark has and why it works.

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 8 месяцев назад +413

    This guy is either the embodiment of a Reddit intellectual, or he’s the greatest thinker of our time. There’s no in between.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +194

      I'm like Muhammed except you can draw me

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhe started a religion though

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 8 месяцев назад +10

      you hear that? thats the sound of the joke flying over your head

    • @CoffeeLovingFur
      @CoffeeLovingFur 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@magicalspider2698I believe in whatever OffendingEverybody’s consciousness is

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@CoffeeLovingFur ok sure

  • @ColinJoesseppiVEVO
    @ColinJoesseppiVEVO 8 месяцев назад +134

    “You’re not special, you’re *SpEcIaL”*
    One of my favorite roasts in this channel

    • @Jetjacker133
      @Jetjacker133 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep, had me on the floor.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  4 месяца назад +8

      It's the simplest roasts that hit the hardest

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 2 месяца назад

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhelp am stupid tell them to leave me alone 😢

    • @southernbrain691
      @southernbrain691 2 месяца назад

      ​@@JamilaJibril-e8hImagine if he repeats the roast specifically for you 😂

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 2 месяца назад

      @@southernbrain691 ugh fuckers are every

  • @NAP_Official
    @NAP_Official Месяц назад +10

    "Winning an argument with me is impossible, I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just doing everything in my power to piss you off" -My Younger Brother

  • @yosoygringo
    @yosoygringo 8 месяцев назад +292

    "Pigs can't even cook bacon!" Dahmer 1, Pigs 0

    • @themartiangobi
      @themartiangobi 8 месяцев назад +2

      lol i love it

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +87

      If I turn into a serial killer I hope Netflix hires Ryan Gosling to play me

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@0ffendingeverybody damn bro there you go giving me a second controversial netflix special to edge to

    • @coolshampoobottle
      @coolshampoobottle 8 месяцев назад

      @@yosoygringoWHATTTT

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@coolshampoobottle technically 🙄, I broke my edging streak to cuties but I count it as a special I edged to

  • @bluestickguy
    @bluestickguy 8 месяцев назад +222

    Offending everyone dropped another banger.

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 8 месяцев назад +34

    Winning arguments against smart people is difficult
    Winning arguments against stupid people is impossible

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 8 месяцев назад +1

      thats why you win the people watching the argument over.

  • @itz_enis1016
    @itz_enis1016 8 месяцев назад +67

    Bro this guy is the embodiement of “intrusive thoughts” he just says whatever comes to mind first and is honest af and thats what i love about him❤

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +12

      Every messed up thought is another video idea

    • @suii8
      @suii8 8 месяцев назад

      You should take a therapy it will really help you

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b 8 месяцев назад

      Its easy especially when you been writing and editing before your final edition like here. You think he figured all this yesterday.

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b 8 месяцев назад

      What's normal?

  • @Proxzy14
    @Proxzy14 8 месяцев назад +54

    "Testasorone and Hormones are like our abusive parents"
    -OffendingEverybody

  • @michael_stein123
    @michael_stein123 8 месяцев назад +150

    The X video joke is crazy 💀

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 8 месяцев назад +7

      it's true tho

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +32

      OHH GOD NOOO

    • @Kenny23471
      @Kenny23471 8 месяцев назад

      Xvids>Phub

    • @thesharkgamer9994
      @thesharkgamer9994 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody
      Hey so I tried to ask my crush out but she screamed at me and jumped in front of a bus and died...
      Am I cooked?

    • @showwwmie
      @showwwmie 8 месяцев назад

      Yep! Going straight into the edge playlist! Another Buster!

  • @Smiteyz
    @Smiteyz 8 месяцев назад +151

    the fact this guy is real jaw drops me.

  • @ToeToe27462
    @ToeToe27462 3 месяца назад +9

    "your not special for reading cards, your just special" words of a true hero

  • @tmantdawg3296
    @tmantdawg3296 8 месяцев назад +44

    "YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR READING CARDS! YOU JUST *SpEcIaL* "😂😂

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 8 месяцев назад +26

    “I know I’m stupid”
    Proceeds to assert moral and political arguments onto his viewers

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +17

      I've come full circle

    • @YeedaQiu
      @YeedaQiu 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@0ffendingeverybody Claims to be like Muhammad. Denies validity of Religion. Rants about healthcare.
      Takes balls.

    • @Pikog777
      @Pikog777 Месяц назад +1

      @@YeedaQiunah since a lot of the internet is liberal nowadays, denying the validity of religion is pretty normal. He’s just saying what is basically the mind of an edgy Redditor.

  • @netflixnotnte
    @netflixnotnte 8 месяцев назад +32

    3:45 HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. GAWD DAMN.

  • @Nourptoste_
    @Nourptoste_ 8 месяцев назад +49

    1:09
    We all saw this coming

  • @orangeinferno
    @orangeinferno 8 месяцев назад +163

    4:10
    “Isn’t in everyone’s best interest to have less stupid people?”
    Yes but you see the more educated people there are the less easy it is to control a population with strong words or ideals that may be against their interests.

    • @alvinlee2478
      @alvinlee2478 8 месяцев назад +31

      Smart people aren't the problem, it's the smart people who are also exceedingly selfish and greedy and can only feel good about themselves if they become the "#1 richest man on earth" or "most powerful person on the planet". Without realizing or caring that achieving would come at the cost of fucking over the other 99.9% of the population.
      Most smart people just want to do their job and contribute to society with their brains, but you don't hear about them because they're happy with a moderate amount of wealth and they don't run for positions of power.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +76

      "We just need more consumers" - Capitalism

    • @BlckstoneV1
      @BlckstoneV1 8 месяцев назад

      True. It's easier to hurd sheep than keep a monkey

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 8 месяцев назад

      i would say its more the politions, i mean how the hell would we have gotten trump or biden in if there werent a lot of stupid people who were easily moved to do things not in their best intrest by our favorite jeriatric geezer eitha premade script by a trust fund?

    • @zcnaipowered7407
      @zcnaipowered7407 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah but divide and conquer equals money and it just so happens to be that it's harder to mislead people when everyone is smart.

  • @Gerald22222
    @Gerald22222 8 месяцев назад +38

    2:13 I’m not gonna let that slide.

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 8 месяцев назад +17

      offending everybody claims another victim

    • @Gerald22222
      @Gerald22222 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@natilus5440 lol.

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@natilus5440fr. There’s a reason why he doesn’t but he funny asl

    • @Stewartist1
      @Stewartist1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Reality: God won’t show up because of free will

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Stewartist1 tf does that even mean 💀

  • @Observer-nm6dj
    @Observer-nm6dj 2 месяца назад +5

    "Let's just type in Xvid- Oh God noooo..." This got me crying 🤣💀

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD 3 месяца назад +8

    "Let me just type in X vide-
    I immediately knew where this was going😂

  • @thats_kein
    @thats_kein 8 месяцев назад +8

    Every time I click this channel and see the titles of the videos, I already start laughing 😂😂

  • @maxifyone5309
    @maxifyone5309 8 месяцев назад +40

    He's the guy keeping me from unaliving myself 👍

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 8 месяцев назад +2

      Well, that's just sad 🙁

    • @IzzyMoonbow648
      @IzzyMoonbow648 8 месяцев назад +5

      Therapy is an option bro. Hopefully this comment is a joke because you should not be putting the weight of your will to live on the shoulders of a random dude on RUclips. Take care of yourself, go outside, reach out to people. You matter

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +10

      Always tryin to help out the homies

    • @killblow4202
      @killblow4202 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody bet you do that in more ways than one
      *insert trump "dance" meme

    • @kimplo__
      @kimplo__ 8 месяцев назад

      @@IzzyMoonbow648 me when joe biden ligma sus baby gronk ohio backrooms imposter from sesame street

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 8 месяцев назад +4

    OE: Makes video about how everybody is an idiot
    Also OE: Proceeds to advocate for positions made by said idiots

  • @markmacvss9951
    @markmacvss9951 2 месяца назад +3

    my favourite quote from my favourite philosopher Socrates is "The only thing i know for certain, is that I know nothing" and that is because to be truly wise and intelligent you must first accept you do not know everything that way you can grow and learn and strive for the experience and knowledge you secretly/desperately crave, To find the answers you seek for Selfless or Selfish reasons. likewise one can never EVER claim to be wise or intelligent for these are titles given by others, usually to show the person being claimed as such as a Shepard of the ignorant The Wise and Intelligent shepherding the ignorant (The Idiots) to a brighter happier future,To claim you are Wise or intelligent shows over confidence a lack of modesty or humility that is not respected and thus someone without respect can not be wise and maybe if you ARE intelligent your word may now not be respected even if you are right because you were not a good person. However Wisdom and intelligence are not a packaged deal. In my case i have been told i am fairly wise HOWEVER i do not claim and never will claim to be a genius or "Smart" as i can guide people to a righteous path that feels right but i can't explain why it is so i just know it is the right thing to do, And true Wisdom is understanding Right from Wrong and what to do in any situation, to be the Shepard. Intelligence is a measure of ones ability to decipher the mysteries of the world or innovate usually measured through Cold Logic usually accompanied by comprehensive understanding over a subject The "Smartest" people being those who are experts in Math and Science arguably, but someone can also be Intelligent in English or even Physical education (Sports/working out and anatomy) Intelligence is relative to the subject of interest of the person, You can be a Genius in one category but a idiot in another. Artists are revered as geniuses if they are masters of their craft but all they do is make said art, arguably a useless talent other then the fact Art is pleasing to the eye,ear touch and taste(Culinary arts for that one). So EVERYONE can be intelligent technically EVERYONE is a "Genius" to a degree in niche aspects of their life that interest them, But to claim one knows more than another because of their perceived intelligence is not WISE as that Cardiologist talking about Skincare which should be handled by a dermatologist is as much a fool as a Hillbilly telling Einstein how to math or Science. TLDR EVERYONE is stupid and EVERYONE is intelligent and Wisdom and Intelligence are Mutually exclusive and not necessarily conjoined at the hip for many intelligent people can make very unwise actions.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking except significantly more ignorant

    • @hostomelhorsehoarder
      @hostomelhorsehoarder 2 месяца назад

      @@0ffendingeverybody Diogenes better, he pissed of people he didnt like

  • @asherknot
    @asherknot 8 месяцев назад +9

    Thank u for being the only person who isnt scared to joke about religion

  • @centillion2028
    @centillion2028 8 месяцев назад +21

    This is probably the realest video ive seen all year

  • @Maximracine1776
    @Maximracine1776 8 месяцев назад +7

    Man I remember when you were at 7k subscribers knew u were gonna go big man! 🔥

  • @Xsuprio
    @Xsuprio 8 месяцев назад +11

    Powerpuff Girls narrator: Just because you're a genius, doesn't mean you're a smart guy.

  • @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX
    @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX 8 месяцев назад +20

    YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN WE GET A NEW VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @johnnymcpherson8493
    @johnnymcpherson8493 4 месяца назад +6

    3:12 that take right there was one of the best

  • @Rdr_glazer
    @Rdr_glazer 8 месяцев назад +29

    2:58 got me

  • @liranbh
    @liranbh 8 месяцев назад +41

    2:31 yes we do have internet

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +14

      Then I'd hand anyone with a "suspicious vest" a copy of Minecraft

    • @Breakerchannel1
      @Breakerchannel1 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody YOU! You want to know why God is allowing this? Its because neither of them is doing the right thing!! The world is destined to end soon and to end by fire! Some are even saying 2033. You want proof that god exists, search for proof of noah's ark, sodom and gomorrah etc!

    • @yaboyisya
      @yaboyisya 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody القرف المقدس

  • @christopherkuehn5847
    @christopherkuehn5847 8 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is one of the best content creators I know. literally if you can’t laugh at yourself or others it just holds you down like a brick. All his videos kind of seem like a life lesson or just common knowledge that we all need a little reminder of.

  • @somethingnobodyknows
    @somethingnobodyknows 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is the most funniest and honest RUclips channel I've seen in years.
    This made me laugh so hard, thank you and keep up the great work.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +1

      Appreciate the kind words homie. Stay tuned for more bangers

  • @rottencrab
    @rottencrab 8 месяцев назад +7

    0:48 "Isaac Newton invented the reflecting telescope"
    **Shows a refracting telescope**

  • @notcoldwarcold
    @notcoldwarcold 8 месяцев назад +9

    Society in a nutshell: "We know a lot!" ----> "Do we know a lot?"

  • @Ikirus
    @Ikirus 8 месяцев назад +19

    3:50 thankfully they're in some parts of the world

  • @blazeflame3787
    @blazeflame3787 8 месяцев назад +10

    Hey! Love your stuff. Makes my day. Love from the ice bucket of the Midwest Michigan!

  • @sinistergem4792
    @sinistergem4792 8 месяцев назад +2

    Most real unfiltered no BS video I have seen in a long time keep it up 👍

  • @QQ-jn5jb
    @QQ-jn5jb 8 месяцев назад +12

    0:56 my pookie bear goat cutie patootie ye is a genius and is the greatest artist of all time.

  • @macekreislahomes1690
    @macekreislahomes1690 8 месяцев назад +7

    I completely agree. Thanks for helping me realize I'm not alone in my opinions and life challenges. Keep up the good work and stay safe. Sometimes I wonder why some of the ancient ways including Sparta, are often considered opsileate, and barbaric when it would solve a lot of problems, in proper balance with the ways we now do things.

  • @mangoandsteve
    @mangoandsteve 8 месяцев назад +2

    Trapped in a pool with children not knowing how to swim is so accurate

  • @mariomenace2850
    @mariomenace2850 8 месяцев назад +6

    As someone who is also named Matthew Perry, that joke was hilarious

  • @freakysquirrel7218
    @freakysquirrel7218 8 месяцев назад +6

    The problem ain't that people in general don't want to get smarter.
    It's that some governments don't necessarily want smarter people...

  • @beepboop2808
    @beepboop2808 8 месяцев назад +1

    ngl this was your best vid yet this one was a banger

  • @chunkerdunker
    @chunkerdunker 8 месяцев назад +40

    As an "smart" person, i can confirm im an idiot
    (too stupid to have good grammar)

  • @muffintri3232
    @muffintri3232 8 месяцев назад +27

    3:24 *Me to my dog*

  • @Alacrity69
    @Alacrity69 8 месяцев назад +13

    1:55 always gets me! its my 10th time watchin

  • @Temdude2010
    @Temdude2010 8 месяцев назад +22

    He got a point, hol’ up 💀

    • @dinokid1011
      @dinokid1011 8 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +1

      Thats most peeps reaction while watching my vids

    • @dinokid1011
      @dinokid1011 8 месяцев назад

      @@0ffendingeverybody That's what good satire is

  • @mironivala
    @mironivala 8 месяцев назад +14

    3:35 how i love living in finland where you get paid to study

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 8 месяцев назад

      Wait really?

    • @mironivala
      @mironivala 8 месяцев назад

      @@dashsmash2665 yeah in finland you haw to study untill you are 18 and its free, after that you can study more and you get paid by thing called Kela

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 2 месяца назад

      Ah fellow Finnish docker hey hou

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dashsmash2665Also yes, you literally get paid if you study.
      you're eligible to student income if memory serves from 17 years onwards and if you live by yourself part of your living expenses gets subsidized.
      Note that's it's not crazy high money it literally just covers basics and even then barely, and only during when you're actively studying so during summer break it dries up (most students work during summer)
      There's also low interest student loans available, but it's not by any means mandatory and it's quite common to take the loan to just invest it since it's low interest and the only qualifications for it is the ability to breathe.

    • @setsunarehaf
      @setsunarehaf Месяц назад

      No offense but you guys don't know what sun is...

  • @perciae-ignis
    @perciae-ignis 8 месяцев назад

    this man is roasting EVERYBODY LIKE DAMN also new subscriber erned

  • @kitzani750
    @kitzani750 8 месяцев назад +4

    the way he said wrong was like so weird and yet so cool like compare his regular voice to a little word that is adorable and cool at the same time

  • @noahbarks2219
    @noahbarks2219 8 месяцев назад +4

    Man is spitting nothing but the facts and I love it 😂😂

  • @baileyjulianhawes5569
    @baileyjulianhawes5569 2 месяца назад

    This is my favorite video you have made so far. I absolutely agree with how you see the world I feel the same way

  • @thereactor8058
    @thereactor8058 8 месяцев назад +8

    2:07 WE GETTIN A PIPEBOMB IN THE MAIL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SomeDudeInYT
    @SomeDudeInYT 8 месяцев назад +5

    This man is underrated, he deserves 2m subs atleast for this type of content

  • @smoothoilveoil
    @smoothoilveoil 8 месяцев назад +2

    nahh really js dropped the best line ever "how are we gonna solve this, maybe lets start with their imaginary friend"

  • @rocking_will117
    @rocking_will117 8 месяцев назад +17

    0:40 no, the answer is family

  • @jj8703
    @jj8703 8 месяцев назад +12

    out of all the videos, you finally have offended me. i never thought i'd see this day.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +5

      Only took nearly 100, but Im glad I got there

    • @rami3164
      @rami3164 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@0ffendingeverybodyI’m curious, what are your actual opinions on Israel and Hamas war?

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 8 месяцев назад

      Which one offended you?

  • @WalkWithSwagger
    @WalkWithSwagger 8 месяцев назад

    You said everything that’s been boiling over in my skull for most of my adult life

  • @GoldenCobruh
    @GoldenCobruh 8 месяцев назад +19

    lol what did Ludwig do? 2:51

    • @LakeGameCreepr
      @LakeGameCreepr 8 месяцев назад

      Didnt want to be video maker's friend

  • @DaHunter-tq2nh
    @DaHunter-tq2nh 8 месяцев назад +4

    This man spit the most facts I have heard in a while

  • @alexanderrowley9870
    @alexanderrowley9870 8 месяцев назад +1

    "At least I know I'm stupid, and that's better than most." Like a modern day Socrates 😂

  • @mr.bubbles1456
    @mr.bubbles1456 8 месяцев назад +17

    2:07 The Muslim person wearing a Turban is crazy💀

    • @bottle3124
      @bottle3124 7 месяцев назад

      Who cares

    • @bottle3124
      @bottle3124 7 месяцев назад

      I have massive diarrhea

  • @cyperuzz7247
    @cyperuzz7247 8 месяцев назад +13

    1:33
    ludicrous numbers? Bro have you ever been to Germany?

  • @transformers6129
    @transformers6129 Месяц назад

    Honestly this is probably the smartest video I’ve seen so far😂

  • @Yellowtangs
    @Yellowtangs 8 месяцев назад +4

    Bros responding to every comment respect🥶

  • @stipee-sj
    @stipee-sj 8 месяцев назад +6

    at this point i don't even look at the thumnail or title of the vid i already know this is gonna be a banger

  • @AndrewHinks-qz2fv
    @AndrewHinks-qz2fv 8 месяцев назад

    Subscribed since about 50k
    I love that you can joke abt this stuff cuz i do it everyday lmao

  • @Deltan8yt
    @Deltan8yt 8 месяцев назад +4

    dude I dont know if its just me, but i feel like he's getting a LOT more energetic with his deliveries, making it more appealing to both watch and listen to. Keep up the good work dude >:)

  • @moved_js
    @moved_js 8 месяцев назад +13

    2:58 man that "wrong" LMAO

  • @unnecessary_commenter
    @unnecessary_commenter 8 месяцев назад +1

    Matthew Perry joke had us all creasing 😂

  • @znthツ
    @znthツ 8 месяцев назад +8

    thanks for actually mentioning the Palestinians struggle, as a Palestinian i truly appreciate it

  • @ElChapo-iw7wp
    @ElChapo-iw7wp 8 месяцев назад +3

    Like i swear, everyone around me hates offensive jokes eventhough they take their life advice from the man who took jimmy. And this man is among the few ytubers who actually REALLY DOES act human

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад

      I'm always keepin it real Chapo

    • @ElChapo-iw7wp
      @ElChapo-iw7wp 8 месяцев назад

      omg bro actually replies to comments, WHILE MAKING BANGERS!

  • @Ghostly101WasTaken
    @Ghostly101WasTaken 8 месяцев назад +7

    1:31 "So recently I was talking a dude who was into motor cycle ryding" I immediately new that they were stupid.

  • @Sillymax_0
    @Sillymax_0 8 месяцев назад +4

    Bro doesn't care who he offends and I respect that, he's like a more controversial Jschlatt 💀💀

  • @pedramhakimzadeh706
    @pedramhakimzadeh706 2 месяца назад

    Your vids are hilarious, i cant stop watching

  • @SoyMilkIsaac9
    @SoyMilkIsaac9 8 месяцев назад +8

    I LOVE THIS GUY, keep up the great work man!

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад

      Always appreciate the love homie

    • @SoyMilkIsaac9
      @SoyMilkIsaac9 8 месяцев назад

      @@0ffendingeverybody never received a reply from a creator, glad you're my first.

  • @LeafLiver
    @LeafLiver 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Speed good? No sped bad” 1:38

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 8 месяцев назад

    I love this channel because you’re funny and your videos are always so entertaining to watch. I’m glad I made the choice to subscribe.

  • @TyrantToppat
    @TyrantToppat 8 месяцев назад +4

    Starting to think that "Offending" Everybody is actually "Amazing" Everybody.
    Because god damn does he say some funny shit. (And this video is one of the truest I've seen explaining why people are idiots in a long while)

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm suprised this vid even made sense as I wrote it on very little sleep and butt loads of Addys

    • @bottle3124
      @bottle3124 7 месяцев назад

      nah he’s offending everyone but he’s still funny

  • @Lextry_official
    @Lextry_official 8 месяцев назад +13

    2:40 WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 😭😭

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  8 месяцев назад +7

      Its funny cause its true

    • @Lextry_official
      @Lextry_official 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@0ffendingeverybody 🗿

    • @mskywalker0725
      @mskywalker0725 8 месяцев назад +2

      Its so funny because people will do this with both polictical parties

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@mskywalker0725 Whilst true, Trump is a new level of dangerous as this man has turned the Republican party into essentially a cult. He has nothing to offer politically (hes dead weight at this point), yet when Desantis proved that politically he was a better option, Trump alienated him and got has cronies to do the same. And the main reason why people vote for him is is due to him stoking a culture war and spreading misnformation. And we will not forget his attempt to overthrow democracy

  • @ritzybebombing9931
    @ritzybebombing9931 3 месяца назад

    The Mathew Perry jokes have me drowning in tears from laughter

  • @Whenwhereeverywhere
    @Whenwhereeverywhere 8 месяцев назад +6

    This might actually be the best video I’ve ever watched

  • @X.L.B1
    @X.L.B1 8 месяцев назад +10

    “GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES BILLY!”😈

  • @jamesgroccia644
    @jamesgroccia644 8 месяцев назад +1

    "A smart man knows only what he knows. A wise man knows what he does not know."
    - Socrates

  • @GBONESLY
    @GBONESLY 8 месяцев назад +13

    2:20 you’re so right. I told my family they should just settle it with a 1v1 to the death and the winner dies. Needless to say, that didn’t go well :/

  • @stepanvokurka5269
    @stepanvokurka5269 8 месяцев назад +7

    0:43 answer is family