Launching The Secret Giants Into Orbit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2019
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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Download TABS on Steam:
bit.ly/2FOhL0h
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Blitz: is he the only unit with a nose? 22:14
Mammoth: am I a joke to you?
Thought it was a mask of sorts
It’s a trunk
its a mask
@@mitchellberklund4798 the trunks ARE the nose
Muzaffar Jeetoo but it’s called a trunk, not a nose. They might be the same thing, but they’re called different things
The teacher can parry other sword characters like the squire. 👍🏻
I don't think he saw my comment by the time he recorded this. For sure next episode since he hearted my comment.
they can doge characters without swords too
He can also parry clubs and certain axes
@Wolf Man Thanks man. I don't even know why it blew up.
Except the samurai for some reason
During today's episode:
The Tornado took over other planets,
a few boat pilots went into space, the Jarl got a shiny belt buckle, the Berserker learned some next-level jumping skills, and the King turned into Cyndaquil.
Xd pokemon fan
hAhAAhahA HA :D
@@dinosaurdave3999 well they kinda just said cyndaquill.
Lol so true
Just another hilarious day watching blitz
Blitz: “We’re going to try 1v1”
Also Blitz: 500 v 1
,
good one my guy
makenzie wise.
...
Eli Ferreira no it’s 999999999999999
The Teacher is a skilled swordsman who specializes in one on one combat with other melee units. He dodges, parries and blocks to create an opening and will proceed to strike with a devastating counter attack. If the unit he is up against doesn't attack, he will eventually strike them on his own accord.
So a Teacher
The teacher parries swords and dodges, like a fencer (yes there’s an actual unit with technique, a surprising thing in TABS). He doesn’t have the same affect against one of the same unit (teacher vs. teacher) but he works really well against squires!
He also blocks ppl with axe. But he dont does so well againts the king.
I like how blitz is just letting the firework archers win even if the enemy is better.
Blitz can make a comedy show out of the most weirdest and funniest game TABS
Put one Halfling on blue, put 60 firework archers on red: *Shooting stars*
hafling abuse! watch barons halflings overthrow
The sharpness of the arrow could kill it before it explodes
you mean archers or archer's
You mean 1 halfling not 1 halflings
He also dodges incoming attacks (from swords)
Blitz, the teacher can block sword swings from people like the squire. They also no how to swing and back up to dodge sword swings, but don't put it up against the samurai because they reck the teacher
Luke M it’s a specific guy it’s made after, baron addressed it
Luke M or maybe his teaching is bad
The teacher can block mos of the units with sowrds i think
The teacher will also block shields and make them fall to the ground so he can finish them off
The samurai jump forwards when they attack so they counter the teachers backwards dodge. Thats why they reck him.
"eeeeeeeeyyy! scarecrow learned how to fly!" i facepalmed right there
"I used to be an adventurer like you 'till i took an arrow to the knee." Love that reference
Prečo
The Teacher blocks and dodges attacks. Try him against a knight.
I have the game it doesn't work well with the night since he can't block his shield attack
the footmen
No a siqure
I HATE YOU YOU ARE NO AMERICAN OR ONE FROM UNITED KINGDOM
@@zass8834 What?
27:06.Theres something a bit strange going on in the corner of the screen.Keep watching the unit.
To infinity and beyond!
Lol a flying protector
He hit his own teammate and the protector just blocked the sun like IT'S NIGHTTIME
The teacher can parry and dodge. Also, when u put it with squires, they start dodging too.
Teacher blocks sword attacks. Monkey king does shadow clone jutsu (copies itself)
"Dude just committed sudoku" -Blitz 2k19
Haha 😂
That’s my favorite basketball game!
@@mitchellberklund4798 lol
Seppuku*
@@HJZ75driver r/whooosh
The Monkey King jumps into battle and summons shadow clones that get a single hit on the enemy. The teacher, unlike other TABS sword fighters, will parry and fight skillfully.
Firework archer: shoots fireworks
Other towers: Team rocket is blasting off again!
The teacher can block attacks from melee attacks he is the only intelligent unit
He called the teacher bro a teacher is smart so duh
Not all teachers are smart hmhm I’m talking to you 2nd grade teacher
Jak Bow I’m saying in the tab universe the teachers are the smartest
26:04 the most strategic thing I have seen a unit do. Using you rocket to push you over the fence and land a backflip.
And then miss a shot horribly
Team Rocket: We're off with a new blast!
Me: You'll be saying that until you see this.
Imagine NASA sent a mammoth to space and that mammoth fell to you from space lol
3:42 Were blasting off again!!!
The teacher can block attacks like the Knight or almost any unit that has a blade
And arrows
@@mariaarias679 Thats Samurai, not The Teacher
Except it can dodge and do it better
The teacher can block the knight
what he said
The teacher deflects other unit's swords. Mainly, the squire's. He also parries.
Parrying is deflecting other swords, maybe you mean he jumps back to avoid hits?
Deflecting swords is a block, parrying is when you quickly stop the enemy blade and strike.
Honestly tho, when it comes to TABS, it’s basically the same thing, but yeah you right.
He’s one hit too
No he does parry and strike after it’s just not fast because tabs
7:21 Why mammoths are extinct
mammoths are not extinct elefints are mammoths
@@carlowalther8765 lmfao
@@carlowalther8765 eliphints? And wooly mammoths are a type of elephant that went extinct
“My thing won’t go through the hole*-blitz 2019
That’s what she said. -_-
@@fortnite_balls67 WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT
Rosé Goku Black yeah I’m pretty sure he would say that
That’s what he said,
The teacher is a good 1v1 unit as it can parry melee attacks.
@@balazs1456 thx for the details.
My favorite part was when he brought up that no one remembers nascar😀👌
The smart rock thower uses the speed of the enemy 2:18
Arlo Mac woooasufyudgyhfgg hfcyhdthbfdyhfdyhdfthdfth and yes i do mean that
uwu!?
Insert Kung fu panda scene
@@rshua o yeah the one with the goose or the... i forgot
13:49 the shield: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
Firework archer: heroes never die
The teacher blocks people with swords but not the king
and not himself
Daniel Rivera or samurai I have only seen him deflect squires personally
Teacher is for guys with swords, it blocks them
It c
Also had a special move and can instantly kill two opponents if played correctly
I think the teacher dodge not block
2:16 wow it's amazing
What the video should be called
"team rocket tryouts"
LIKE HOW YOU think
The teacher is special unit he can block melee attack same as 2.0 physic sytem
Hg
When you say that the cheerleader is useless
Cheerleader: I am a joke to you ?
Blitz: hahaha his the mammoths head turned around all the way
Me: did I hear vanoss?
What
Lol
F. launcher: (hits shot) YES!!!
Spearman: NO! IF I GO DOWN, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
"Projectile dysfunction"-blitz 2019
The teacher can block enemies with small swords and axes
Yup
He Counters light infantry, Squires, clubers, etc
@@alexlloyd5354 only one of those I believe was correct being squires
@@dolphindrawings9331 He can beat (not every time) the hoplite, knight, clubber, sarrisa, protector, shield bearer, samurai, and maybe a few others. :P
James Coconut he is very good counter to knight
Wait not axes
tip: trap a passive unit like a bard in the trees when trying to send things into orbit so that the battle doesnt end if the test subject dies from the arrows
"I'll believe it when mammoths fly" -blitz 2019
The perfect reply to this doesn’t exi-
When I was looking through the comments I saw this and the video played and he said I believe it when mammoths fly
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee" I fell someone has played skyrim
It's a meme ;;
Oh and the Monkey King can jump and when it hits a unit it clones itself and the clone hits the other unit about 2 to 3 times
The Teacher taught the swordsman and that's why he can block then parry
Also you want flying tornadoes? Do 2 mace spinners not sharing cheerleaders on the same team vs like 300 halfings
Firework archer: the dancing teacher
“Ooooh you can rlly dance...”
Them spinning people the cheerleaders can make him turn into a tornado
U mean the spinners
You mean mace spiners
We all know thats rlly old
I was laughing so hard watching this
Me too
The funny thing that I liked is that some of the units can moonwalk.
"Its like popcorn"
*Me eating popcorn*
Teacher blocks attacks, but not always, btw, the monkey king jumps and when it hits something it doubles himself, for example, - 1 - doubled - 2
If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer
Poland can finally into space
the Teacher does 1 ability than any sword welder can’t, it can fight back (as in block a sword as it hits)
Yea and u should fix your grammar
THE TEACHER BLOCKS ATTACKS THEN GOES FOR A ONE-HIT KILL
You spin me right round baby right round
2:17 reminds me of the scene from Kong Fu Panda 2
Awww yis i remember
I remember
Kung* fu panda 2
Haha ye
100 senseis vs anything u want blitz
:))
the teacher parrys other sword units, then once he does he usually gets a slash that usually insta kills
If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer
Poland can finally into space
Regardlex I have NO IDEA if that would work ;)
"is my head to big? I can't hit thru the hole"
Love you 3000
End game quote
17:48 the guy on blue was like --ILL GET YOUAAAA!!! then he dies then firework archer celebrates in happiness
2:36 Bone Mage: I'm OK
2:38 Bone Mage: NEVERMIND
Top 10 Annoying laughs 2019
Blitz: Huehuehue
The teacher blocks attacks and then attacks.
Put him against some squires.
20:25 the way they just got yeeted out lmao
Cave man:Omaiwa mo shindairu
Archer: NANI?!
Caveman: 2:18
its nuoni
Put 1 dragon with 15 healers vs 35 firework demsion
The Teacher can block incoming sword attacks and can also dodge.
I love yur videos BTW
Where and who is the teacher
17:55 OMG! So powerful!! It survived the fall, and THEN pounced on the enimmy from a major distance. OP.
*enemy
I love you but I think you're the very funniest RUclipsr ever and I even like your videos to their best RUclipsr in the history of RUclipsrs
Please use long range units as long range units
You don't put an archer right in the front they don't work that way
ALRIGHTY MY KING MY LEAGUE HOW’S 50 13:20
8:33 bro hit a smooth moonwalk😂
I have been watching for about 3 years now I love videos keep up the work:D
The teacher can block sword attacks plus he can dodge melee
Blitz keep up the good work I've been here for years
Me too
10:46 Bob Ross: I am camoflauge now. They can't see me.
The teacher blocks most melee sword-ish attacks. He's good against knights.
16:53 battle of the ice and fire archers
2:16 Kung Fu Panda confirmed???
Blitz do teacher vs squire
Fxcking genius
13:46 he said sudoku instead of Seppuku which is a samurai's ritual suicide
dark
Lol 27:05 the sheild guy flying so gracefully
no one gonna say how he said "how does 50 thingies in your butt feel"? to the king 13:22
oof
What about "I can't fit through the hole, my heads to big" in the beginning
Or, "Now your stick is behind your back and your playing with it"
"His trunks wiggling"
@@jimmygibbs5670 XDDDDDD
I believe Blitz would be a great news reporter, like the tone, voice, enthusiasm and everything
At 27:04 theres just a shield guy chilling and not caring that hes hovering lol
Who would win: 1000 firework archers or one twisty boi?
BLITZ what is your favorite hockey team
If you place healers againsnt a tornado they will stop the tornado ! Try it!!
The normal archer having faster draw speed makes no sense since the other arrow is being propelled by a rocket!
“Stoner!!! Use Ultimate Counter Rock” *throws rock* BOOOOOOMMMM!!! 2:18
Just so you know, not anything that flies is in orbit...
the teacher can block against sword/blade units and 1 hit ko.
me too
2:34
Bone mage fells down
Firework archer:what the heck are you doin?
Bone mage stands up:oh sorry i felt asleep
T
we need to have a "super-say-on-man" XD
13:21
"How does 50 thingys in your butt feel?" -Blitz 2019
Eclipse UCC oh i get it XD LMAO
Thats what *he* said
the teacher can block strikes from swords. it appears useless against any sword other than the half priced swordsman (I forgot the name) which could beat it with another one aside it.
When the 4-5 Firework Archers are fighting the Night, one of the firework archers eyes is going crazy trying to look at the night. XD XD so funny
Ballistas are kinda tough against firework archers since the unit is covered by the structure of the ballistas