ASMR Vampire Measures You for Feeding (personal attention/face measuring)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @SlightSoundsASMR
    @SlightSoundsASMR  5 лет назад +2861

    Where I got my fangs!
    www.amazon.com/Unknown-Vampire-Fangs/dp/B000RUJJAU/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=scarecrow+fangs&qid=1550596797&s=gateway&sr=8-3

    • @potatoe911
      @potatoe911 5 лет назад +130

      Her: *takes blazer off*
      Me: *QUESTIONS MY SEXUALITY*
      am I straight????

    • @dysperdotted
      @dysperdotted 5 лет назад +21

      how did amazon not rip you off?

    • @user-re7po
      @user-re7po 5 лет назад +68

      Be careful to any one considering buying these they cause raging lesbianism in any comment sections of any videos you upload to the internet

    • @middle_management7582
      @middle_management7582 5 лет назад +39

      @@user-re7po raging lesbianism is not the worst outcome.

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 5 лет назад +20

      I hope you don't take it this way because I am straight lol but idc I'll say it you are sexy as heck as a vampire girl you rock it! This was very soothing and relaxing your voice those little mouth clicks are just absolutely beautiful I loved it all of your content is great

  • @veronicac3787
    @veronicac3787 5 лет назад +4224

    "You're one of the best candidates I've seen"
    *is anemic*
    Your standards must be super low

    • @dysperdotted
      @dysperdotted 5 лет назад +209

      the blood is prolly sweeter because the weaker parts of the blood cells got squeezed out.

    • @veronicac3787
      @veronicac3787 5 лет назад +79

      @@dysperdotted lmao that'd make sense I guess

    • @marryssajordan9667
      @marryssajordan9667 5 лет назад +32

      Stop putting yourself down!

    • @phoenixjedi9889
      @phoenixjedi9889 5 лет назад +58

      Veronica C Same, I’m like hella anemic, two pills in the morning two in the night anemic, like the never allowed to donate blood for the rest of my life anemic 😂😂

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 5 лет назад +10

      Sorry if this is offensive, but what does anemic mean?
      What happened to your blood?

  • @yheti3584
    @yheti3584 5 лет назад +3909

    “The services we do here are a bit more... intimate”
    Me: im listening
    “A bit more... thrilling”
    *yes*

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 5 лет назад +41

      Haha SO ACCURATE

    • @ForeiignX
      @ForeiignX 5 лет назад +66

      *Takes off jacket* Please get comfortable dont mind me

    • @corinnegarrett2556
      @corinnegarrett2556 4 года назад +22

      Dude, as I read that, she said that

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +16

      *OHHHHH MYYY*

    • @jordantowe7326
      @jordantowe7326 4 года назад +6

      I came acoss this comment the exact moment it was happening in the video

  • @phexwor8433
    @phexwor8433 5 лет назад +4971

    Her: Please turn around so i can see your neck and head. all the way around
    Me, an intellectual: **places phone behind me**

    • @kitkatdeluxe2394
      @kitkatdeluxe2394 4 года назад +126

      Rowyn Sanchez
      This is legit the only comment that made me laugh

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 4 года назад +79

      Rowyn Sanchez *Outstanding move*

    • @kemonono
      @kemonono 4 года назад +62

      This is beyond science

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 4 года назад +62

      This king over here living in 3020

    • @Bubble_wrapPop
      @Bubble_wrapPop 4 года назад +51

      *You're too smart for this Earth*

  • @MakeupBreak
    @MakeupBreak 4 года назад +3300

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “how did I get to this point?” question ?! 😆 I love an asmrtist with insight 🤣

    • @Zachygee412
      @Zachygee412 4 года назад +142

      Makeup Break everyone's too busy questioning their sexuality 🤣

    • @SakMang0
      @SakMang0 4 года назад +28

      Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @Zachygee412
      @Zachygee412 4 года назад +6

      Sakura Mango nice

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 4 года назад +14

      Zachygee412 lol I’m bi so I’m used to it
      🙁

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +20

      *top ten questions scientist still can’t answer*

  • @bobcat_baker
    @bobcat_baker 4 года назад +5226

    Her: "Juice boxes"
    Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @mintyfresh9987
    @mintyfresh9987 5 лет назад +501

    14:16 "That is not correct... Because according to the encyclopedia of...."

  • @maccychee3858
    @maccychee3858 5 лет назад +5695

    Everyone: *questioning their sexuality*
    Me: hehe t o o t h

  • @ethanwible3928
    @ethanwible3928 4 года назад +3978

    Her: *takes off coat*
    School dress Code: *cracks knuckles* So it's gonna be like that then, eh?

    • @ryukoreshir5414
      @ryukoreshir5414 4 года назад +164

      "so, you've chosen death?"

    • @eventheironstillfearstherot
      @eventheironstillfearstherot 4 года назад +106

      "You've forfeited your life privileges"

    • @ArcticTFurry
      @ArcticTFurry 4 года назад +99

      “Hand over your kneecap privileges”

    • @multi.fandom.9777
      @multi.fandom.9777 4 года назад +61

      Why do I hear boss music 0-o

    • @mexicanman3560
      @mexicanman3560 4 года назад +44

      This entire comment sub comment section got me laughing at 2 am knowing damn well I have school tomorrow and have to wake up in 3 hours

  • @calliopesings
    @calliopesings 5 лет назад +10080

    Everyone's talking about how she made them gay and stuff and I'm just happy because I was offered a juice box. I am a simple creature.
    edit: (ik i hate when people do this too but I gotta because this have never happened to me before) y'all really blew up a comment about me liking juice boxes smh, thanks tho lmao
    second edit: everyone in these replies (that are being nice) you are my children now,

  • @nerddowntheblock7062
    @nerddowntheblock7062 5 лет назад +2223

    Her: You’re just looking so tasty already.
    Me: * choking * *hellomynameisgAy*

  • @forest2929
    @forest2929 5 лет назад +3355

    Hey Siri, add 'Vampire girls that could probably crush me' to the list, 'kinks I didn't know I had until just now'

  • @Sylviolet3
    @Sylviolet3 4 года назад +1598

    Humans: vampires only drink blood from the neck
    Slight Sounds: that is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of oshdbeksocosvs

    • @BC_Animus
      @BC_Animus 3 года назад +27

      Not from juice boxes?

    • @mirandahamilton5753
      @mirandahamilton5753 3 года назад +45

      Y'know they might not always do it in the neck becuase people might be uncomfortable with becuase there are major arteries there.

    • @carolinajimenez9630
      @carolinajimenez9630 3 года назад +33

      majestic reference

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 года назад +10

      @Xx_ Rash _xX of course, have you not read it? It's only written Hsagvrkjsdfgk obviously.

    • @mari-annie
      @mari-annie 3 года назад

      @6_ Six _6 wdym "we"

  • @mckinzynorris9857
    @mckinzynorris9857 5 лет назад +1727

    "Your already looking so tasty."
    * Choking on tea and blushing profusely* " I- I wh- what

  • @HurricaneWind425
    @HurricaneWind425 5 лет назад +1556

    7:34
    Her: "This is my favorite scarf, I feel like it matches my soul."
    Me: "Oh yeah, same with my scarf"
    Her: "You don't have a scarf."
    Me: "Correct"

  • @bananaslutbread
    @bananaslutbread 5 лет назад +2493

    Her: *takes off her jacket*
    Me: "Alexa play Careless Whisper"

  • @babassoonist557
    @babassoonist557 4 года назад +1667

    Her: “There have been quite a number of fainting spells”, takes off her jacket
    Me: *faints*

    • @sleepy_nightz
      @sleepy_nightz 4 года назад +48

      *Taking Off Jacket Was Very AFFECTIVE!*

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 года назад +3

      So now your lesbian to bad she does not know u lollllll

    • @zombie_xd1979
      @zombie_xd1979 3 года назад +5

      Same! I’m just watching that moment now 😳

    • @SAYN_War
      @SAYN_War 3 года назад +6

      @@lavendertea1315 Do you even english?

    • @jadenmccown2132
      @jadenmccown2132 3 года назад +8

      But it didn't work... you didn't faint you feinted

  • @oof7914
    @oof7914 5 лет назад +1731

    Her:The services we do here are a little bit more... Intimate.
    Me:Whoa
    Her:a little bit more... Thrilling
    Me:WHOA

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 лет назад +13

      Me: How... thrilling, madam vampire. 😎😋

    • @kaylalovesjames
      @kaylalovesjames 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha omg

    • @leffy24yt39
      @leffy24yt39 5 лет назад +2

      I read your comment as soon as she said that. What are the odds 😄

    • @onesahara
      @onesahara 5 лет назад +1

      Leffy24 YT sammmeee

  • @skittles1867
    @skittles1867 5 лет назад +4515

    *the only shoulders that are ACTUALLY distracting*

  • @shawruss3127
    @shawruss3127 5 лет назад +686

    Her: we have juice boxes
    Me: *say no more*

  • @tonyrae86
    @tonyrae86 4 года назад +711

    "We just want to make sure everything is clean"
    Me: smiles in covid

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +7

      Me in adopt me: takes off head

    • @Andrea-nj3je
      @Andrea-nj3je 4 года назад +2

      Out of all these good comments this is the first one that genuinely made me laugh

    • @dysphoricfurry
      @dysphoricfurry 3 года назад +2

      It's been 8 months you ok dude ;_;

    • @vixxle7891
      @vixxle7891 3 года назад

      me too

  • @autumn7075
    @autumn7075 5 лет назад +5230

    Me: **making fun of all the “I’m gay” comments**
    Her: **bites lip**
    Me: hello my name is *g a y*

  • @nevaehbadguy2361
    @nevaehbadguy2361 5 лет назад +4883

    I am so sleep deprived that when she asked me to turn around to measure my neck i actually turned around on my chair and stared at the wall

  • @Alex-nk3nz
    @Alex-nk3nz 5 лет назад +1275

    her: you're looking so tasty already
    me: *choking on gay* sjfskfhsf t-thanks...

  • @KatzeBabes
    @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +212

    Comments
    50%: questioning sexuality
    30%:talking about that
    5%: funny comments
    15%: juice box.

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 5 лет назад +629

    I love how caring and reassuring this is. Like, she knows the person is nervous but wants to put them at ease

    • @jonathonpoloski917
      @jonathonpoloski917 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, that's what vampires do, they manipulate us, make us relaxed, than pounce in the blink of and eye. Lol

    • @Z-o-e-8
      @Z-o-e-8 Год назад +2

      @@jonathonpoloski917 jeez

    • @franks2445
      @franks2445 7 месяцев назад

      "just because you are badguy, does bot mean you are *bad* guy"

  • @garydavis5389
    @garydavis5389 5 лет назад +795

    You: what your name
    Me: gary
    You: that's a pretty name
    Me: thanks
    You: how do you spell that?
    Me: g a r y

  • @ssjpanda8417
    @ssjpanda8417 5 лет назад +641

    can you imagine
    If vampires actually existed, chances are they could just exist in modern society with no issue. There would be blood markets with different purities and qualities with according prices (like organic, great value, etc). You could sell you blood for money, like the video. Animals used for meat would be drained of blood and would be sold just the same.
    Maybe human blood would be like a delacacy, and some humans would get kidnapped for 'blood trafficking' by bad people. Vampires could be treated like items, trafficked in the same way.
    Heck, vampires could assist in the spread and curing of disease.

    • @amethystaries9789
      @amethystaries9789 5 лет назад +5

      yeah

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 5 лет назад +38

      We've tried to help humans, but they reject us anyway.

    • @piyfh
      @piyfh 5 лет назад +6

      Daybreakers basically covered the blood thing you mentioned

    • @krizzj6735
      @krizzj6735 5 лет назад +33

      Sounds like that would make a interesting book or better a series

    • @mattinator4567
      @mattinator4567 5 лет назад +2

      @@alisetalia6211 deus vult infidel

  • @itsseaberri
    @itsseaberri 4 года назад +388

    "I can see you're anxious..."
    me, a bisexual: yes, that is absolutely because you are a vampire! no other reason!

    • @synthianightingale5405
      @synthianightingale5405 3 года назад +8

      I’ve been looking for this comment 😂

    • @dari_sam1563
      @dari_sam1563 2 года назад +21

      I just washed my hands... that's why they're wet- no other reason.

    • @Gaugez
      @Gaugez 2 года назад +2

      Ayo what?

    • @Gaugez
      @Gaugez 2 года назад +1

      Da fuk😂😂🤨🤔

    • @dahli8043
      @dahli8043 2 года назад

      FRRRRR AJSBQJJSAUW

  • @farkas29
    @farkas29 5 лет назад +617

    You : Juice boxes or water we have them in stock...
    Me : *VaMpIrEs HaVe JuIcE bOxEs?!?! i WaNt A jUiCe BoX!!*

    • @katiedavis6423
      @katiedavis6423 5 лет назад +6

      @Alainna Martin iF Its iN A boX i dONt cARe!!! GIVE THE THE JUICE!!!

    • @muddigutz
      @muddigutz 5 лет назад +1

      M EEEEE

    • @SconesWithJam
      @SconesWithJam 5 лет назад +1

      I wanna be a vampire #freejuiceboxes24/7

    • @pen0va778
      @pen0va778 5 лет назад

      fucking love juice boxes tbh

    • @rj_rides_ytoof9693
      @rj_rides_ytoof9693 5 лет назад

      I want a blood bag or a juce box

  • @CarpetJuice
    @CarpetJuice 5 лет назад +331

    Vampire Slight: "You're one of the best candidates ive seen in.......a while..."
    Me: *Has Leukemia* "but..."

  • @chrispy_091
    @chrispy_091 5 лет назад +1610

    What's with all the gay comments in the comment section? It's just an ASMR video....
    (26 minutes later....)
    If I were a girl, I'd be so gay for this vampire.

    • @SlightSoundsASMR
      @SlightSoundsASMR  5 лет назад +72

      🤣🤣

    • @KillingLonliness
      @KillingLonliness 5 лет назад +8

      Well I'm a girl and a lesbian so I could lol

    • @nehcooahnait7827
      @nehcooahnait7827 5 лет назад +12

      heterosexual kid trying to stay in the chat...
      in the end of the video: do I have to be a girl to have a crush on this girl? If so, I'm in.

    • @randaldvandal7672
      @randaldvandal7672 5 лет назад

      tbh true

  • @Jo_out_of_water
    @Jo_out_of_water 4 года назад +751

    Her: takes off jacket Literally every girl in red song and album playing at the same time

    • @FreakingSpies
      @FreakingSpies 4 года назад +16

      SugarPixie In space As a straight male, I listen to every single one of her songs and I was thinking about it when I read the comments.

    • @seljap_
      @seljap_ 3 года назад +19

      WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBE-

    • @Hadesson2008
      @Hadesson2008 3 года назад +16

      CAUSE ITS LITERALLY A GIRL IN RED

    • @callmecane4445
      @callmecane4445 3 года назад +1

      @@seljap_ YAS

    • @callmecane4445
      @callmecane4445 3 года назад +7

      Girl in red - Girls

  • @anonymousperson9384
    @anonymousperson9384 5 лет назад +762

    "some people might find it enjoyable." Kinky ppl (COUGH) (COUGH)

  • @kpopdancecovers4267
    @kpopdancecovers4267 5 лет назад +640

    for all of you gays wondering when she takes of the jacket it’s 2:34

  • @cloudsofk6453
    @cloudsofk6453 4 года назад +5139

    Her: That's a pretty name
    Me and my gay panic: ThAnKs I gOt It FoR mY bIrThDaY

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 года назад +130

      OOF THAT'S A MOOD

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 года назад +76

      EXACTLY ME WITH MAH GAY PANICS LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leiferikson9884
      @leiferikson9884 4 года назад +88

      Me: Thanks I picked it out myself

    • @cloudsofk6453
      @cloudsofk6453 4 года назад +40

      @@leiferikson9884 damn that technically applies to me now aswell 0-0

    • @leiferikson9884
      @leiferikson9884 4 года назад +11

      CosPlay OnWords ayyy, mood

  • @thefoenixphoxalt5765
    @thefoenixphoxalt5765 4 года назад +2298

    80% of the comments: I’m gay!! 🏳️‍🌈
    10% of the comments: Why is everyone gay now?
    5% of the comments: *insert funny joke here*
    That last 5% of the comments: I heard somethin’ bout juice boxes?!

    • @SlightSoundsASMR
      @SlightSoundsASMR  4 года назад +281

      😂😂

    • @Thompson0612
      @Thompson0612 4 года назад +19

      you're not very good at math xd

    • @thefoenixphoxalt5765
      @thefoenixphoxalt5765 4 года назад +14

      Thomas Petrose Yeah... I’m not the best lol

    • @bottomtext5130
      @bottomtext5130 4 года назад +66

      @@Thompson0612 but... that was actually proper, it adds up to 100

    • @Thompson0612
      @Thompson0612 4 года назад +9

      I'm not really good either dont worry 🤣

  • @pyr0t3c_
    @pyr0t3c_ 5 лет назад +753

    This comments section is surprisingly happy. This is honestly why I love these videos. They’re just like a little bubble with no hate.

    • @AeonsOfBlight
      @AeonsOfBlight 5 лет назад +6

      I hate you.

    • @thatweirdbwah_
      @thatweirdbwah_ 2 года назад +2

      @@AeonsOfBlight LMAO

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 2 года назад +8

      its kinda strange how universal it is that asmr comments are just positive all the way down

    • @laurajanco2i
      @laurajanco2i 11 месяцев назад +4

      There are two reasons why asmr videos have very healthy comment sections.
      1- the content is wholesome
      2- people are too stressed out and tired to argue or hate😂

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 11 месяцев назад

      It is called "blissful ignorance"
      Pretty hard to be a REAL member of humanity with REAL perspectives and attitudes, when all you do in life is bury your heads in the sand and waste the days of your lives on excess binging of this MEANINGLESS social media garbage that provides NOTHING to life or human existence.
      Yall fragile - fact.

  • @albatross9719
    @albatross9719 5 лет назад +835

    "Pin your hair back"
    :cries in buzzcut:

    • @eggyboi1217
      @eggyboi1217 5 лет назад +20

      I brushed my hair back anyway. Might as well follow instructions, I've got nothing better to do.

    • @angelamartinez9543
      @angelamartinez9543 5 лет назад +8

      I’m so dumb for taking a while to figure this out, but laughed harder than expected

    • @eggyboi1217
      @eggyboi1217 5 лет назад +2

      Angie Martinez It happens to everybody!

    • @ryanbroadway5701
      @ryanbroadway5701 5 лет назад +4

      I have longer hair than her AnD iM MaLe, pin my hair back indeed

    • @soni_4205
      @soni_4205 5 лет назад +2

      "Bzzt" 😭😭😭

  • @aidymurph3887
    @aidymurph3887 4 года назад +1328

    Me about to die
    Dad : who did this to you?
    Me : a vampire
    Dad : why did you let the va..
    Me : BEcAusE ShE WaS FriEndLy.. and I needed money

    • @amycarey5743
      @amycarey5743 4 года назад +68

      Was it the juice box, hun?

    • @tarek1195
      @tarek1195 4 года назад +19

      @@amycarey5743 but I love juice boxes

    • @myabetances8573
      @myabetances8573 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣😂

    • @m0o0oeh
      @m0o0oeh 4 года назад +14

      ShE GaeV mE juiCeeBOx!

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +5

      I think u should have dranken the water

  • @mr.inconsistent7690
    @mr.inconsistent7690 4 года назад +722

    This comment section is full of lesbians, straight boys, and bisexuals.Meanwhile, I’m a gay boy and I’m just here to stan

    • @geneticallymodified2102
      @geneticallymodified2102 4 года назад +18

      Mr. Inconsistent i’m bi and i can’t get over her fit it’s so stylish

    • @mr.inconsistent7690
      @mr.inconsistent7690 4 года назад +7

      @@geneticallymodified2102 absolutely

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 года назад

      @@mr.inconsistent7690 for her u meant ?

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 3 года назад +12

      we love. I would make a comment but i cant decide wtf i even am. Lesbian with enby sprinkles???? Pansexual???? Am I poly too???? Maybe im just straight but confused????? Maybe im just lesbian? Lesbian with enby half?????? Wtf even is that?

    • @user-ym7hu4xe1c
      @user-ym7hu4xe1c 3 года назад +5

      @@howlingwolves6448 are we the same person?!?

  • @zimbo1240
    @zimbo1240 5 лет назад +1710

    she protecc
    she atacc
    but most importantly
    i'm her snacc :D

    • @desolatepersonnumber3612
      @desolatepersonnumber3612 5 лет назад +36

      MY MIND WENT GAYLY ( I can't say straight) TO THE GUTTER

    • @zimbo1240
      @zimbo1240 5 лет назад +26

      @@desolatepersonnumber3612 NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, SAYING SHE ATE ME WAS NOT A VERY KID-FRIENDLY THING TO SAY LMAO

    • @doctorqrow3452
      @doctorqrow3452 5 лет назад +9

      This deserves to be higher up. If youtube worked like that, I'd bump this post in a heartbeat. Wait...does it?

    • @creeperawman.9399
      @creeperawman.9399 5 лет назад +3

      That sounds wrong

    • @bigchubbo29
      @bigchubbo29 5 лет назад +4

      Lucky😕

  • @kimnamjoon650
    @kimnamjoon650 5 лет назад +1010

    Her- what is your name?
    Me- aj
    Her- and how do you spell that
    Me- aj
    Her- yes how do you spell that
    Me- aj

  • @depressedandconfused855
    @depressedandconfused855 5 лет назад +977

    Me- *was already gay*
    Me- *Is still gay but now has a thing for cute girls with cute fangs*
    Her- see your neck is just not correct-
    Me- *M e a s u r e a g a i n PLEASE*

    • @laurengaw978
      @laurengaw978 4 года назад +34

      And when she said" the back of your neck is a bit more desirable "
      I went from ultra gay to like i dunno ultra mega gay lol

    • @joeyles903
      @joeyles903 4 года назад +1

      Depressed And Confused bleaze

  • @Cherryyyy8715
    @Cherryyyy8715 4 года назад +757

    Her: "You're looking tasty already."
    My bisexual heart: *hhhhnnnngggg*

  • @jaydenliberty9536
    @jaydenliberty9536 5 лет назад +454

    Honestly I love imagining the utopian/dystopian futures that must exist in videos like this
    Like this one for example, where letting a vampire feed on you is perfectly normal and even has legal procedures
    That aside, this is one of the most relaxing ASMR videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep it going Queen

    • @RunWalkCrawl831
      @RunWalkCrawl831 5 лет назад +1

      This is a real thing btw

    • @celtryuunosuke5536
      @celtryuunosuke5536 5 лет назад +1

      check unasmr for audios of that sort, they're great

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 5 лет назад +2

      Ephemeral Rift does that to me so damn much

    • @lillycastitatis6807
      @lillycastitatis6807 5 лет назад +7

      Omg SAME! I thought I was the only one! I love imagining the lore and world building in asmr rps like this!

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 лет назад +1

      @@RunWalkCrawl831 explain

  • @DiddlyASMR
    @DiddlyASMR 5 лет назад +2173

    Your makeup and outfit looks so good 😍

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +1159

    "Some may find it......*enjoyable*"
    Me: kinky

    • @et-y6059
      @et-y6059 4 года назад +27

      i thought of DEH

    • @angelahudgins1972
      @angelahudgins1972 4 года назад +9

      Heather Fricking Chandler same

    • @tonyrae86
      @tonyrae86 4 года назад +1

      I definitely read this in the voice of Hedley Lamar from Blazing Saddles and snort-laughed.

    • @theonceler2756
      @theonceler2756 4 года назад +3

      Heather Fricking Chandler same

    • @yael8208
      @yael8208 4 года назад +1

      Nasty

  • @youreprecious4439
    @youreprecious4439 4 года назад +446

    Imagine having to do all this just to eat, like should I be asking my McDonald's meal to sign a consent form?

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EXATLY MEE

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 года назад +18

      I mean, we gotta have standards you know.

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 года назад +5

      @@Alisibeth_Talia212 wait a minute

    • @luriddream
      @luriddream 4 года назад +25

      Considering the fact what do mc donalds products consist of, you should be the one signing a consent.

    • @mexicanman3560
      @mexicanman3560 4 года назад +1

      @@luriddream 😂😂💀

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 4 года назад +2443

    Lol this comment section is so gay and wholesome I love it

  • @scarletteg4100
    @scarletteg4100 5 лет назад +485

    "A little bit more...intimate"
    *THE GAY IN ME IS QUAKING*

  • @Asuka-mn7wy
    @Asuka-mn7wy 5 лет назад +399

    I’m a brave boy!
    Her: *takes off jacket*
    Not a brave enough boy for this!

  • @wakealise
    @wakealise Год назад +252

    for anyone who doesn't like to go into full screen but wants it darker :)
    goodnight love

  • @supern0va1995
    @supern0va1995 5 лет назад +1662

    I am officially a snack.

  • @redzgaming6880
    @redzgaming6880 5 лет назад +3697

    This comment section in a nutshell:
    Open Lesbians and straight males: *enjoying the video*
    Lesbians who are stuck in the closet: *confused screaming*
    Edit: I forgot about my own sexuality somehow so I changed it.

    • @izzywoods7606
      @izzywoods7606 4 года назад +132

      Can't forget the bi people

    • @redzgaming6880
      @redzgaming6880 4 года назад +164

      @@izzywoods7606 Can't belive I forgot about bisexuals when I myself am bi.

    • @leticiabosco9175
      @leticiabosco9175 4 года назад +66

      Gay guys and straight girls: where do I buy this outfit, so fucking pretty, it's SpArKlInGhh

    • @billybigbaws1726
      @billybigbaws1726 4 года назад +20

      @@redzgaming6880 This is the bisexual experience.

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 4 года назад

      what about the pansexuals XD

  • @calebcombs3669
    @calebcombs3669 5 лет назад +642

    She looks and sounds like the love-child of Gibi ASMR and ASMR Glow

  • @itsfebe4719
    @itsfebe4719 3 года назад +39

    No one is gonna talk about how GOOD she can talk with those fangs in???? Like when I wore those things on Halloween back in the days I couldn’t speak at all !!!

    • @RandomFandom8
      @RandomFandom8 Год назад

      They're not the full-mouth ones if that's what you're thinking, they just go over the canines

  • @skittles1867
    @skittles1867 5 лет назад +875

    Mom:you sure your not gay
    Me:yes mom I’m straight
    Mom:ok
    Me:*watches this video*
    Me: *MOM IM GAY*

    • @yikesforever4864
      @yikesforever4864 5 лет назад +22

      Oh cool my brother is lesbian 😀

    • @bbcarrioncrow
      @bbcarrioncrow 5 лет назад +7

      @@yikesforever4864 I have no idea if you're joking or not, so I'm gonna assume the worst as always, and tell you that boys can't be lesbians, but they CAN be gay.

    • @yikesforever4864
      @yikesforever4864 5 лет назад +12

      @@bbcarrioncrow I mean its clearly a joke I'm not *that* stupid you know

    • @bbcarrioncrow
      @bbcarrioncrow 5 лет назад +6

      @@yikesforever4864 I generally assume the worst in everything. It's nothing personal.

    • @bigchubbo29
      @bigchubbo29 5 лет назад

      Glad I'm a dude

  • @BusyBuzzingBee3
    @BusyBuzzingBee3 5 лет назад +2555

    I have no idea how every lesbian/bi/pan girl managed to find this video but tbh I’m not complaining.

  • @lunarmimi2082
    @lunarmimi2082 4 года назад +2275

    *Showing shoulders*
    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Karen:
    School dress code: 💪🏻->💑->👨‍👩‍👧

    • @crown1346
      @crown1346 4 года назад +50

      misty Hernandez this comment has me dead

    • @someguy4890
      @someguy4890 4 года назад +1

      wheet wheet nah i find tits more erotic tbh but that may just be me

    • @Cerberus03
      @Cerberus03 4 года назад +37

      @@wheetwheet3008 Ankles are pretty close too.

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 4 года назад +16

      wheet wheet I thought it was the toe

    • @GorpGlop
      @GorpGlop 4 года назад +8

      @wheat wheat it's obviously thighs!!

  • @snakedaddyjones3701
    @snakedaddyjones3701 4 года назад +66

    This may sound strange but vampires running some sort of like, brothel of blood type deal actually sounds like it would make sense

  • @OmenaOmega
    @OmenaOmega 5 лет назад +4419

    Seems like all the queer girls on asmr youtube found their way to this channel somehow. Well played, algorithm, well played

    • @silentwatcher4883
      @silentwatcher4883 5 лет назад +77

      Queer girls? You mean LESBIANS

    • @valhallacomes
      @valhallacomes 5 лет назад +50

      @@silentwatcher4883 Scissor sister, ftfy

    • @OmenaOmega
      @OmenaOmega 5 лет назад +143

      @@silentwatcher4883 😂😂 bisexuals incoming in 3... 2...1...

    • @ooblong
      @ooblong 5 лет назад +76

      BISEXUAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

    • @marahbaker8615
      @marahbaker8615 5 лет назад +9

      Dear God you're right!

  • @adriannealyskairmarin3325
    @adriannealyskairmarin3325 5 лет назад +706

    me: *is kinda tense*
    her: _We don't do that here._

  • @johnnygrunge477
    @johnnygrunge477 5 лет назад +445

    I seriously feel like this should be a series somehow. Like having multiple sessions with this same vampire character, or even having different vampires somehow altogether.
    Either way, absolutely love it, keep up the good stuff Slight

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 5 лет назад +5

      I love your profile pic.... just wow, lol.

    • @roshanfey
      @roshanfey 5 лет назад +3

      i agree omg

    • @shydragaming8074
      @shydragaming8074 5 лет назад +2

      If you want to watch pretty vampire girls watch twilight.

    • @GororordSSJ
      @GororordSSJ 5 лет назад +1

      Vampire cinematic universe

    • @TheHobo64
      @TheHobo64 5 лет назад

      Hi bergie

  • @apriljaehn1307
    @apriljaehn1307 4 года назад +51

    “Could you please state your name before I let you enter?”
    Me: Jeff
    “That’s a pretty name”

  • @graceelizabeth8596
    @graceelizabeth8596 5 лет назад +658

    Random Vampire: "You are just looking so tasty already"
    Me: …
    Also Me: *gasps* why thank

  • @ghostshatters
    @ghostshatters 5 лет назад +725

    Hey Alexa, add "neck" to my list of insecurities

    • @honeytree5419
      @honeytree5419 5 лет назад +7

      Me though

    • @SconesWithJam
      @SconesWithJam 5 лет назад +7

      Me 😩😩

    • @111455
      @111455 5 лет назад +2

      this needs to be pinned

    • @RagTag72
      @RagTag72 5 лет назад +1

      Just when you thought your butt, crotch and/or boobs are good enough they throw a curveball at you

    • @ghostshatters
      @ghostshatters 5 лет назад

      @@111455 ahhHH TY

  • @freddyriley
    @freddyriley 5 лет назад +1063

    *BUT MOOOOM THE VAMPIRES HAVE JUICE BOXES :(*
    Edit: lmao thanks for the likes (2-23-19)

    • @niravathu7353
      @niravathu7353 5 лет назад +20

      Oh shit they do? Blood suddenly doesn't sound so bad.

    • @meechicat303
      @meechicat303 5 лет назад +20

      My mom would have screeched bible quotes at me.

    • @Kokoby123
      @Kokoby123 5 лет назад +7

      @Michaelflash123s stuff god wouldn't help.

    • @sarahjayne7745
      @sarahjayne7745 5 лет назад +3

      I’m crying lol

    • @evacarroll4173
      @evacarroll4173 5 лет назад +10

      Mum:WAIT WHAT THEY DO BITCH GET THE CAR

  • @KayKay-od9ru
    @KayKay-od9ru 4 года назад +55

    her: did you drink the recommended amount of water before coming in?
    me: frick now i have to drink water because the pretty lady said i have to.

  • @iaintthesmelliestogreinthe6442
    @iaintthesmelliestogreinthe6442 5 лет назад +529

    I saw all the gay comments and after watching I'm like *jumping on the already gay train*

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 5 лет назад +7

      I'm not gay but if there was a gay train, I would definitely be interested. Sounds way better than a regular train

    • @senoritafrijoles9059
      @senoritafrijoles9059 5 лет назад +1

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 sure is buddy

    • @lampstealer613
      @lampstealer613 5 лет назад

      Wot Bote i am Male am not gaye

  • @PelageaASMR
    @PelageaASMR 5 лет назад +1234

    Wow that's a tingly role play! Love it! ♥

  • @thnksfrthdnkmms1069
    @thnksfrthdnkmms1069 5 лет назад +724

    Me, a gay man, confused as to why I’m here but still supporting my wlw cause mlm/wlw solidarity.

    • @jeangrossmann3754
      @jeangrossmann3754 5 лет назад +94

      You probably landed here cause The Algorithm choose to lure all the Lesbians here,but then accidently tripped and threw the whole Rainbow Pals in

    • @bel8077
      @bel8077 5 лет назад +17

      @@jeangrossmann3754 LMAO

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 5 лет назад +15

      @@jeangrossmann3754 THAT IS VERY CREATIVE

    • @jeangrossmann3754
      @jeangrossmann3754 5 лет назад +5

      @@superhuffpuff Thank you!

    • @tango8966
      @tango8966 4 года назад +4

      I mean I’m here as the name of the RUclips channel is 👌 and I’m bi so yee

  • @ChemiWhemi
    @ChemiWhemi 3 года назад +37

    Her comedic input in this video is so under-recognized. Also, I feel like, whether it’s intentional or not, this video subtly says “that job you have that people might judge you for- it’s valid” and like, sex workers could see this and be like “I’m valid thank you”. Anyway I love Slight Sounds 🥺🥰

  • @apriljaehn1307
    @apriljaehn1307 4 года назад +386

    All other vampire asmr’s are so unrealistic and the people have overbearing makeup and filters. But she is so natural and calming I feel like I really am in this situation. Very impressive.

  • @Kai_snzz
    @Kai_snzz 5 лет назад +495

    Me: Phf all these jacket comments can’t be that spicy
    *jacket comes off*
    Me: *gay screaming*

  • @TroyMeansTreats
    @TroyMeansTreats 5 лет назад +406

    My only virtue in life was that I was born delicious.

  • @athenadoubek9743
    @athenadoubek9743 4 года назад +475

    everyone else: o wow- she literally turned me gay
    my gay self: oo- she offered me a juice box!??

    • @prestnaaa
      @prestnaaa 4 года назад +9

      We need more respect for *Juice boxes*

    • @athenadoubek9743
      @athenadoubek9743 4 года назад +3

      @@prestnaaa yes.we.do!

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 года назад

      🤮

    • @nyooom3299
      @nyooom3299 3 года назад +1

      @@fernandorodriguez876 another comment in which you are being a homophobe, do you seriously not have a life? do you genuenly have nothing else to do besides posting ridiculous comments?

  • @JK-JkJkJkJk
    @JK-JkJkJkJk 5 лет назад +427

    I’m glad that everyone left this video with the sudden desire to be RAILED by a vampire

    • @DatBoi-in2xs
      @DatBoi-in2xs 4 года назад +16

      Or like... gently kissed on the neck but.... y’know.... ..whatever.......
      ..I’m not saying I’d say NO....

    • @ogbenito1173
      @ogbenito1173 4 года назад +1

      ...

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 года назад +6

      Well now that you mention it-

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 4 года назад +7

      Yall didnt arrive with that? Damn, i must be special

    • @skyewilkinson4373
      @skyewilkinson4373 3 года назад +1

      Jokes on you I wanted that when I watched the vampire diaries and Damon Salvatore was just ✨there✨

  • @ragnaroekiv9408
    @ragnaroekiv9408 5 лет назад +818

    Me: *looking trough commentsection*
    Me: i dont get the gay comments as a straight male
    Me: I liked the video, it was nicely made and the outfit also looks go-
    Video: You look tasty already
    My inner me: *scream*

    • @stefanschmidt378
      @stefanschmidt378 5 лет назад +54

      Gay comments coming from female viewers. As a straight male myself, I can concur, *takes off jackets Me: "Definitely NOT Gay" haha.

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 5 лет назад +18

      Stefan Schmidt Finally, women I can have something in common with by default!

    • @Molly_coin
      @Molly_coin 5 лет назад +7

      Yea... unless your a first grader you probably won’t understand the gay jokes. I am a straight female and the one thing I don’t understand is how you don’t get it XD

    • @glowingmonster
      @glowingmonster 5 лет назад +9

      @@Molly_coin so you're saying middle school and high school students are right? The power of shoulders is too great for either gender to resist?

    • @OEFvet0311
      @OEFvet0311 5 лет назад +13

      Her: *takes off jacket*
      Me: ...now, who is biting who, exactly??

  • @micahdc1549
    @micahdc1549 5 лет назад +341

    7:57 "I can tell you're still very tense"
    It's the queer panic

    • @ImUnderYourFloorboards
      @ImUnderYourFloorboards 4 года назад +4

      *mood* lmfao

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +9

      *ma’am this is a Wendy’s drive though*

    • @gabecarter6599
      @gabecarter6599 3 года назад

      @@KatzeBabes ill have 2 number nines a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, a number 7 with cheese, 2 number 45' and a large soda

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 3 года назад

      @@gabecarter6599 *sorry you’re about 5 months too late*

  • @revenant849
    @revenant849 4 года назад +535

    Me a asexual dude: alright
    Me five minutes in: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

    • @bucky8148
      @bucky8148 4 года назад +39

      As a demisexual, I felt this on some level

    • @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs
      @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs 4 года назад +8

      Im bisexual and proud to be it all the people in the comments r like oH iM gAy nOw but if u were really true to ur sexuality u would not change that quickly because of a pretty girl on an ASMR video

    • @revenant849
      @revenant849 4 года назад +26

      @@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs my man its a joke

    • @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs
      @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs 4 года назад

      @@revenant849 try "my girl" cuz im a woman but I know its a joke my dude

    • @revenant849
      @revenant849 4 года назад +11

      @@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs time to anger you

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo 5 лет назад +131

    Vampiresses are getting more and more polite and accommodating, these days. Also, love the ASMR artist's look.

    • @Blxck.cherri
      @Blxck.cherri 5 лет назад +4

      The more polite you are to your live meal, the more its willing to give. :)

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 5 лет назад +1

      @@Blxck.cherri Agreed.

    • @anticlock404
      @anticlock404 5 лет назад +2

      Vampiresses?? Ooh how fancy 😝

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 5 лет назад +1

      @@anticlock404 Yes, well *sniff, sniff--adjusts monocle* I DO pride myself on giving the proper gender titles, when needed..hmm..yes.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 лет назад

      Quite right I could fit like a glove though, my neck needs tendering

  • @kelsea8705
    @kelsea8705 5 лет назад +487

    Her:you want a juice box?
    Me: YES I WANNA JUICE BOX
    Her: *continues*
    Me:ok😔

  • @mighra
    @mighra 5 лет назад +363

    “Some people find it enjoyable”
    **Raises Hand**
    DAS ME

  • @chickennuggets5558
    @chickennuggets5558 4 года назад +403

    Her: *takes off her jacket
    Every lesbian: oh shi-

    • @itsnoterin
      @itsnoterin 4 года назад +8

      HHHHHHHHHHHH-
      IT WAS LIKE:
      Her: *Takes off jacket*
      Me: *HEART STARTS BEATING FAST AND I SMILE*

    • @allisonblanco635
      @allisonblanco635 4 года назад +8

      ok you didnt have to expose me like that

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 года назад +1

      Yea but the sound I almost feel asleep from her taking off her jacket cus of the sound lol but I’m only 9 and I’m straight

    • @woeah999
      @woeah999 3 года назад +1

      literally me

    • @bitchesn0tf0und80
      @bitchesn0tf0und80 3 года назад +2

      Don’t forget the bisexual umm I’m just in the corner drinking juice boxes so don’t mind me

  • @nox5019
    @nox5019 5 лет назад +436

    "How do you spell that exactly?" Me: "V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T" Her: "what a pretty name"

    • @neonstudios5525
      @neonstudios5525 4 года назад +9

      Avada cadavra!

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +11

      @@neonstudios5525 YO, CEDRIC JUST GOT FUCKING BODIED

    • @lilly2-8
      @lilly2-8 4 года назад +4

      Thomas No Last Name DUDE😭😭

    • @corona-chan8915
      @corona-chan8915 4 года назад +3

      We've been bamboozled

    • @codyharrison6440
      @codyharrison6440 4 года назад +5

      Bruh you couldn’t even kill a toddler you have no power and your fan club of Emos who kill unicorns aren’t very nice

  • @ItsJojobalos
    @ItsJojobalos 5 лет назад +269

    When she asked for Consent I got even more excited🙈

  • @biscuitofthesea41
    @biscuitofthesea41 5 лет назад +601

    My gf: Whatcha waktching?
    Me: Uh... uh... uhhhhhhhhhhhh....

    • @puppyxfyr9757
      @puppyxfyr9757 5 лет назад +16

      #Content

    • @jklein9207
      @jklein9207 5 лет назад +13

      Ur dead lamo

    • @rhysbuxton4437
      @rhysbuxton4437 5 лет назад +12

      good thing i dont have 1 *cries internally*

    • @glowingmonster
      @glowingmonster 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds like your girlfriend and you have to find a nice roleplay to enjoy together.

  • @Shamu-sr4nq
    @Shamu-sr4nq 3 года назад +42

    *ha jokes on her, I’m secretly a vampire hunter*
    “Juice box”
    *... maybe just this once*

  • @chicken561
    @chicken561 5 лет назад +385

    Her: *takes off her jacket*
    Me: *blinks in straight*

  • @jordannlane9618
    @jordannlane9618 5 лет назад +73

    this is one of the better vampire asmr vids the other ones are so cliche and they show their fangs off too much they also put them in the wrong place this girl is doing all the right things I applaud you 👏👏👏👏

  • @isawsevenbirds
    @isawsevenbirds 5 лет назад +291

    This has affirmed any suspicions I had that I was bi.
    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

  • @_z7990
    @_z7990 4 года назад +303

    Almost the whole comment section:
    **Questioning there sexuality**
    Me at 3 Am:
    What does my blood taste like? 🤔
    Edit:
    Wow you guys are still replying..👀💧

    • @xandertomic4536
      @xandertomic4536 4 года назад +13

      William's demise probably iron or rust

    • @prestnaaa
      @prestnaaa 4 года назад +5

      I just picked my scabs till they bleed and then lick it.

    • @Delia.and.c4rs
      @Delia.and.c4rs 4 года назад +8

      Some kind of metal probably

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 4 года назад

      Tiktok Compilations blue

    • @katsu-kun4153
      @katsu-kun4153 4 года назад +6

      I stabbed my arm with a fork and the blood tasted like chicken! 😄

  • @CassidyMartin1028
    @CassidyMartin1028 5 лет назад +114

    All the comments in the comments section
    "I'm gay now"
    "Is this legal!?!"
    "If I wasn't gay before...I am now.."
    **Some sort of action that prolly deals with sexuality**

  • @chimeramanticore
    @chimeramanticore 5 лет назад +291

    this is the first video of yours I've seen (you came up on my home page randomly) and uh. wow you're very attractive

    • @unclerandy4520
      @unclerandy4520 5 лет назад

      OwO what's this?

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 лет назад +2

      @@unclerandy4520 NO

    • @unclerandy4520
      @unclerandy4520 5 лет назад

      @@abbywolffe4114 UwU

    • @angelicgalaxy4534
      @angelicgalaxy4534 5 лет назад +4

      Same, this randomly popped up in my recommended

    • @chimeramanticore
      @chimeramanticore 3 года назад

      i literally don't remember watching this video before let alone commenting this. I'm dating someone now but past me, you weren't wrong

  • @JawasRandomStuff
    @JawasRandomStuff 8 месяцев назад +4

    I still keep coming back to this every so often after all these years. it's still one of the most relaxing things your ears and mind can experience for me :D

  • @zexyartist2833
    @zexyartist2833 5 лет назад +2902

    Everyone: "I'm gay now"
    Me: "I'm just a teenager trying to sleep I gotta test tomorrow dammit"
    Edit: damn didn't expect to get likes like that

    • @crooked_mermaid
      @crooked_mermaid 4 года назад +47

      Me: I’m just as bi girl trying to sleep

    • @mariussicaa
      @mariussicaa 4 года назад +23

      I'm eating at 3:45 in the morning while watching this XD

    • @taylorangelinaa
      @taylorangelinaa 4 года назад +5

      Zexy Artist me too tho

    • @hogswatch1200
      @hogswatch1200 4 года назад +8

      Zexy Artist I relate to this the most in this crazy comment section

    • @hogswatch1200
      @hogswatch1200 4 года назад +3

      Marius XD this is the second most relatable to me

  • @hortonmcgroober7871
    @hortonmcgroober7871 5 лет назад +2817

    This video: *gets released*
    The news the next morning: FEMALE HETEROSEXUALITY HAS DROPPED TO 0%

    • @cherryccoladragon7611
      @cherryccoladragon7611 5 лет назад +37

      Oof guys better get used to being gay because all the girls are going after other girls
      I mean unless your bi or the sexuality that loves all genders (hetero maybe?)

    • @sarahturner4148
      @sarahturner4148 5 лет назад +45

      @@cherryccoladragon7611 pan. the word you're looking for is pan. Pansexual means you're attracted to all genders. Heterosexuality means that you are exclusively attracted to the opposite gender from you.

    • @drwinston4013
      @drwinston4013 5 лет назад +11

      I've been cucked

    • @mushto3223
      @mushto3223 5 лет назад +4

      Oof

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 5 лет назад +5

      Rae T
      Yeah! There are two sexes, not genders!

  • @CiaraJH
    @CiaraJH 5 лет назад +147

    *Did you drunk the recommended amount of water?*
    I never drink the recommended amount.
    *{Look of disappointment} We have juice boxes if you need any.*
    Hell yeah, pour it up!

  • @jirachiswish690
    @jirachiswish690 4 года назад +42

    "I measured your neck and it's just not right...it's just not correct!"
    This like speaks to me for some unknown reason