These aren't the chapters, but instead every single clip within the chapters, named one by one. 00:00:00 An Adult Introduction 00:00:11 'Let It Out' 00:00:33 Tarik, The Troll 00:00:57 Washed CS Player 00:01:31 'Themab' 00:02:49 Lil Unc Is Born 00:03:00 Prelude To 'Yipee' 00:03:25 Shot Of A Lifetime 00:04:04 Tarik El Goblino 00:04:34 'Yipee' Into An OXY 3k 00:04:58 An Ounce Of Empathy 00:05:49 The 'I Had had' Fiasco 00:08:22 That Friend From 5 Years Ago 00:08:48 New Zealand, Rise Up 00:09:07 Tarik, The Goof 00:09:17 No Music 00:09:35 For Chillin' 00:09:49 For The Moment 00:10:10 ASMR Session 00:10:47 'Sleep with your eyes closed' 00:11:17 Don't Gamble, Kids 00:11:34 Just Valorant 00:11:58 Too Many Roids 00:12:12 'Repeeking Me' 00:12:25 'Is She Thinking About Me' 00:12:49 Where's Tarik's Wife 00:13:02 A Whiffer's Despair 00:13:19 Tarik's Thank You's 00:13:43 Tarik's Nuts And Tarik's Dream 00:14:16 Tarik's Mistreatment Of Wingman 00:15:24 Marriage And Profound Quotes 00:15:45 Unc Tarik Going Through It 00:17:39 mananana 00:17:52 Could've been a good one 00:18:16 The Turning Of The Jett 00:19:26 VOD 00:19:42 Tarik Files A Complaint 00:20:13 'Would you suck it' 00:20:22 'Imagine me on Jett' 00:20:39 Meeting Faker and the bams 00:20:57 'What about you guys' 00:21:38 Tarik Loses It After A Tough Stream 00:23:56 Ninja Defuse 00:25:14 Average Valorant Experience 00:26:05 'Is everything ok' 00:26:39 The Smiler 00:27:07 SEN Shenanigans 00:31:20 The Party 00:31:50 Processing Grief 00:32:13 Anatomy Of A Shanks Fall 00:33:05 'If you wann fight, we can f*ck' 00:33:46 Texting Your Mom 00:34:45 7 Minutes Into The Stream 00:35:38 No More Watchparty Heroes 00:36:15 A Sh*t Sandwich 00:36:46 Gooning 00:37:06 Hearts In The Chat 00:37:18 The Burger Boy Bit 00:37:39 Suck it, suck it 00:37:54 Streaming As A Job 00:38:53 You Have Permission 00:39:09 Tarik Asks The Chat A Personal Question 00:40:44 Tarik Reflects On A Loss 00:45:06 A Normal Beginning To A Tarik Ranked Game 00:46:50 This Game Is Bad For You 00:47:15 When You Get Hungry Playing Valorant 00:52:23 Sniperoonies 00:52:33 Bro Caught Watching Tarik In Class 00:53:37 Music 00:54:36 Tarik Learns About 'Venus de Milo' 00:57:24 Lil Bro Tweakin' 00:59:41 Tarik Checks His All-Time E-Sports Earnings 01:02:25 'Let me talk to your mom, bro' 01:04:03 Madge 01:04:21 Coercing A Random Into Dodging A Swiftplay 01:06:06 Oh the many sounds and the coffee shop story 01:06:45 It Happens, It's Normal 01:08:20 'Look at this kebab, dude' 01:09:14 'Win this, I'll buy you a house' 01:09:39 Training What You Can See 01:10:07 The Viewers Aren't Funny 01:11:20 It's Actually About The Hair 01:11:50 Zekken On His Third Account 01:12:53 Trying To Impress Vinnie 01:14:42 A Stolen Ace 01:15:43 The Rage Consumes 01:16:14 Why Play If No Win 01:16:35 'Tell me you love me' 01:17:00 Reasons Why This Sucks 01:17:33 Believe In Deez 01:17:55 Mirin' 01:18:18 Droppin' Out Of School 01:18:29 Crackers! 01:19:04 Come Into Me 01:19:19 A Threat 01:19:34 He's Going Insane 01:19:52 'Come On, Dude' 01:20:30 Scrollin' Time 01:20:43 Day One Or One Day 01:21:08 A Clove Ult Countdown 01:21:29 Grab At It 01:21:40 Average Valorant Conversation 01:21:53 Choke At The Wall 01:22:26 The Tarik Curse 01:22:56 Racecar With The SFX 01:23:37 The Benchwarmer 01:24:54 Toxic Community 01:26:00 Chat's New Year Wishes 01:26:48 Classic FEASTMODE
I derived great delight from this video, as you plebeians call it. Tarik is, in addition to myself, the foremost creator of Valorant content extant. This video splendidly orchestrates his chaotic brilliance, rendering it digestible for the ordinary intellect.
These aren't the chapters, but instead every single clip within the chapters, named one by one.
00:00:00 An Adult Introduction
00:00:11 'Let It Out'
00:00:33 Tarik, The Troll
00:00:57 Washed CS Player
00:01:31 'Themab'
00:02:49 Lil Unc Is Born
00:03:00 Prelude To 'Yipee'
00:03:25 Shot Of A Lifetime
00:04:04 Tarik El Goblino
00:04:34 'Yipee' Into An OXY 3k
00:04:58 An Ounce Of Empathy
00:05:49 The 'I Had had' Fiasco
00:08:22 That Friend From 5 Years Ago
00:08:48 New Zealand, Rise Up
00:09:07 Tarik, The Goof
00:09:17 No Music
00:09:35 For Chillin'
00:09:49 For The Moment
00:10:10 ASMR Session
00:10:47 'Sleep with your eyes closed'
00:11:17 Don't Gamble, Kids
00:11:34 Just Valorant
00:11:58 Too Many Roids
00:12:12 'Repeeking Me'
00:12:25 'Is She Thinking About Me'
00:12:49 Where's Tarik's Wife
00:13:02 A Whiffer's Despair
00:13:19 Tarik's Thank You's
00:13:43 Tarik's Nuts And Tarik's Dream
00:14:16 Tarik's Mistreatment Of Wingman
00:15:24 Marriage And Profound Quotes
00:15:45 Unc Tarik Going Through It
00:17:39 mananana
00:17:52 Could've been a good one
00:18:16 The Turning Of The Jett
00:19:26 VOD
00:19:42 Tarik Files A Complaint
00:20:13 'Would you suck it'
00:20:22 'Imagine me on Jett'
00:20:39 Meeting Faker and the bams
00:20:57 'What about you guys'
00:21:38 Tarik Loses It After A Tough Stream
00:23:56 Ninja Defuse
00:25:14 Average Valorant Experience
00:26:05 'Is everything ok'
00:26:39 The Smiler
00:27:07 SEN Shenanigans
00:31:20 The Party
00:31:50 Processing Grief
00:32:13 Anatomy Of A Shanks Fall
00:33:05 'If you wann fight, we can f*ck'
00:33:46 Texting Your Mom
00:34:45 7 Minutes Into The Stream
00:35:38 No More Watchparty Heroes
00:36:15 A Sh*t Sandwich
00:36:46 Gooning
00:37:06 Hearts In The Chat
00:37:18 The Burger Boy Bit
00:37:39 Suck it, suck it
00:37:54 Streaming As A Job
00:38:53 You Have Permission
00:39:09 Tarik Asks The Chat A Personal Question
00:40:44 Tarik Reflects On A Loss
00:45:06 A Normal Beginning To A Tarik Ranked Game
00:46:50 This Game Is Bad For You
00:47:15 When You Get Hungry Playing Valorant
00:52:23 Sniperoonies
00:52:33 Bro Caught Watching Tarik In Class
00:53:37 Music
00:54:36 Tarik Learns About 'Venus de Milo'
00:57:24 Lil Bro Tweakin'
00:59:41 Tarik Checks His All-Time E-Sports Earnings
01:02:25 'Let me talk to your mom, bro'
01:04:03 Madge
01:04:21 Coercing A Random Into Dodging A Swiftplay
01:06:06 Oh the many sounds and the coffee shop story
01:06:45 It Happens, It's Normal
01:08:20 'Look at this kebab, dude'
01:09:14 'Win this, I'll buy you a house'
01:09:39 Training What You Can See
01:10:07 The Viewers Aren't Funny
01:11:20 It's Actually About The Hair
01:11:50 Zekken On His Third Account
01:12:53 Trying To Impress Vinnie
01:14:42 A Stolen Ace
01:15:43 The Rage Consumes
01:16:14 Why Play If No Win
01:16:35 'Tell me you love me'
01:17:00 Reasons Why This Sucks
01:17:33 Believe In Deez
01:17:55 Mirin'
01:18:18 Droppin' Out Of School
01:18:29 Crackers!
01:19:04 Come Into Me
01:19:19 A Threat
01:19:34 He's Going Insane
01:19:52 'Come On, Dude'
01:20:30 Scrollin' Time
01:20:43 Day One Or One Day
01:21:08 A Clove Ult Countdown
01:21:29 Grab At It
01:21:40 Average Valorant Conversation
01:21:53 Choke At The Wall
01:22:26 The Tarik Curse
01:22:56 Racecar With The SFX
01:23:37 The Benchwarmer
01:24:54 Toxic Community
01:26:00 Chat's New Year Wishes
01:26:48 Classic FEASTMODE
Now that I see it put like this, Tarik can be funny asf. He's a zesty king.
2024 was still a positive year for Tarik, in my eyes. You can always do better, though!
Tarik's a very curious man, brother!
I derived great delight from this video, as you plebeians call it. Tarik is, in addition to myself, the foremost creator of Valorant content extant. This video splendidly orchestrates his chaotic brilliance, rendering it digestible for the ordinary intellect.
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W for the effort
Tarik's gotta play more variety - he's a little diamond in the rough, but he can be the next Shroud.
Tarik is my favourite SEN member! Zellsis has nothing on him! I hope he comes back to the office soon. I miss him...
tarik always trying to entertain us (he does a lot, given how stale valo is)....
From 21k subs to only 7k, the fall off was crazy