Unlikely Things To Hear On Crimewatch - Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +48

    See this Rolex? I robbed it. It’s a Crime Watch

  • @EightThreeEight
    @EightThreeEight 4 года назад +10

    2:42
    As someone works in a post office, I can tell you that's actually not that far off from the normal prices nowadays.

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 5 лет назад +65

    Now I want to know what follows "Were you in Yates'/Wetherspoons...?"

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 5 лет назад +15

      Most likely something to do with being robbed with the prices

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад +32

      Ed Gamble had a good one:
      Were you in Wetherspoons at 9am? There was no crime, we just want to know what went wrong in your life.

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 4 года назад +14

    I want to hear Josh’s joke about Yates’ wine lodge.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 2 года назад +4

    “Don’t shave white bears”
    That’s good advice

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +23

    “As the thief made his escape, he turned to pursuing officers and palm outstretched, he gestured his farewell. Police believe this to be indicative of a crime wave.”

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 года назад +3

    I always wondered what happened at Yates' wine bar/lodge.

  • @thejjfrantsexperience5572
    @thejjfrantsexperience5572 4 года назад +50

    Tonight, we're searching for intellectual theft. Someone keeps stealing Josh Widdecombe's punchlines

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 лет назад +3

    Shotgun joke😂

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +4

    For those who don’t know… Bounty is a brand of kitchen tissue used for wiping up spills and cleaning surfaces...

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 4 года назад +16

      Bounty is also the name of a candy bar, and this is likely the Bounty to which Milton was referring.

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 4 года назад

      What?? What kind of toilet paper are you using and how much?

    • @barriereid9244
      @barriereid9244 3 года назад

      @@cirrustate8674 Bounty is a coconut based chocolate bar that tastes like crap!

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 года назад +3

      It's not called bounty anymore, the kitchen roll is called plenty now.

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny8488 2 года назад +3

    Josh really is funny but being made fun of shouldn't be a career 😂

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 5 лет назад +7

    My favorite joke was by that white guy.

    • @richieNL1
      @richieNL1 4 года назад +6

      Are you going to post that under each of these clips. What is your issue with white people. Are you one but dont like it. Arent you one but like to be one.