I can't stand kriesher, it's almost like he acts annoying cause he thinks it makes him look pathetic, and super nice people like rogan constantly assure him
I'm a chauffer. I drove Will for Coachella 2019. He gets in the car, with genuine delight says, "hi Mister, my name is Will nice to meet you.", and shakes my hand. Instantly disarmed me. Something I'll always remember since he's an idol of mine.
@@Bingo_the_Pug if you watch the vlog he did for that Coachella. When he gets off his jet there are 3 suburbans on the tarmac. I'm the driver of the last vehicle.
Its like people forget? Hmmm... no. But, unlike people like yourself, most have a reasonable expectation of living in the now... I can live an amazing and well mannered life. My acquaintances and family could love me without equal. If I assault someone in front of the world... ya think even my loved ones are going to muse and story time about alll my good deeds w yhe current wound so fresh? And even if they did, ya think perhaps most wouldnt give a shit what theyd have to say? Or do u think maybe most would be focused on that news making action that was only about a month ago? Smh
Guys wife was doing his sons friend and he was supposed to pretend to be ok with it. She must keep his balls in a vice somewhere. No wonder he snapped..
Dude, when I saw that slap, I didn't see a celeb acting like a baby. I saw a 17 year old dude defending his girlfriend at a party, who everyone knows treats him like dirt. "Dude. He hit Carl. Carl!" Then a week later, the teens are broken up. Jada put him in a situation where he either had to man up and defend her, or listen to her talk about how he won't man up. Or, maybe he's thinking about the other 'real man' who's doing her on her time, along with looking like a wuss in front of the world. That relationship is toxic.
Just remember, it takes two people to be in a messed up relationship. Will staying w/ her all these years, just told her she could keep doing it. I’m not judging him. I hope he gets clear of her. Ive watched her briefly a few times, mainly bc clips would be everywhere, & she definitely plays on his vulnerabilities. She also seems like she needs drama & attention.. a LOT. That’s usually the sign of a pretty solid narcissist. Those kind will suck the soul from you if you stay. It’s just how they are, & you can’t fix them, but the victim has to have the inner strength to walk away. It’s a sad situation all around.
@@dshepherd107 For sure. I've been in bad relationships before, and it's easy to say I was a victim, but there were times when I was maybe closer to an enabler. Just speaking from personal experience, I did a lot of theater and a bit of film all throughout school and beyond. Close to 20 years. Many actors and performers are "drama" seekers. if they can't get it in a role, they might even make it in their real life. Obviously, age and experience play a factor. But, many actors have confidence issues. It's easy to see why. I had 'em, too. You have to keep up a BS 'brand" of yourself, and balance personal life. I have an idea of what being famous is like, but (luckily) I probably never will. But that's a whole new layer of stress. And many actors are narcissists. I have tendencies, myself. had to deal with them. Many female actors I dated had these issues, too. You put two of those types together, and it can be volatile all around. Two people, in total denial, ready to kill each other, but acting like all is well on behalf of the "image." Plus, there's a lot of fair-weather friends and star-f**kers around you if you have any talent or success. They sure won't pull you to the side and tell you to break up... Yeesh...
It's so weird, all these stories about how amazing Will has been for decades. It's almost like there's something that entered his life and completely changed all that energy.
It's all a theatre. Don't forget they are world class actors. The acting deals they make aren't only for the movies you watch in the cinema and Fresh Prince of Belair.
I love will smith. As much as I hated what he did , he is obviously going through a lot in his personal life and I think he should be able to put this behind him. He’s done this for a lot of ppls careers, not just Bert*
@@robertfrost8264 oh yeah I don't even like him as a comedian and I don't believe a lot of his stories but I can't lie he is a good story teller. Doesn't necessarily mean what he's saying is true - he just says it in an engaging way
Will was out of line by doing what he did, but the more I learn about the whole thing just makes me feel sorry for him. He was lashing out like an abused child.
Now this is a story all about how Bert Kreischer never got flipped and turned upside down. Now if you wait a minute and sit right there, he'll tell you all about how he Frenched the Prince of Bel-Air.
It's been awhile since I listened to this show but Sam has gotten so much better at ribbing ppl into doing that on thing that'd get the most controversy. That was like a master class in watching him get Bert to tell that story
Well there is that they are friends and Bert has told this story a thousand times already so 😅 I was mostly thinking I haven't watched in good while and Sam actually looks like respectable humanbeing now
i mean WIll was on top of the world of SO long, every TV in america had him on it he did not only movies for adults but for kids too and made music and had one of the most popular sitcoms so its kind of impossible not to have a bit of an ego i imagine lol
If we all had those who would tell stories of the great and selfless things we’ve done when it seemed like the whole world was against us, this planet would be a pretty cool place. With one story, Bert has done more to support Will than Jada has. Too bad she doesn’t have a “Will Smith wanted to f*** me,” tale.
It's honestly crazy how no matter how many good deeds you've done, 1 action that the court of public opinion doesn't like can lead to you losing everything. Was Will in the wrong? 100%. Should the Academy have thrown him out? Absolutely. Should Chris have pressed charges? I would. Should Will's misdeed negate all of his previous work? Of course not. Hell when sentencing for murder, previous actions and premeditation is considered. I gotta give Bert props. It really speaks to his character, that as a comedian he can acknowledge what Will did as wrong but still appreciates the man who gave him his start.
@9:36 when he says he coulda fkd Biz Marquis, the end of that sentence when he says "Are you fuckin serious?!" Sounded so much like Lola from Big Mouth 🤣
This was good to hear. These days everyone likes to jump on the bandwagon, pile on someone who is already down. You can see that Will is (or was) the guy Burt is talking about. Life in Hollywood isn't like life in the real world. It sounds stupid to pity the Uber rich, but that's gotta be a life with problems most of us couldn't understand.
I met will smith on a movie set. They used my buddy's house as part of the background scene. He was a pretty cool guy when he broke for lunch he wanted to play football in the street with the neighborhood. That is why I was so shocked when he did that.
Honestly, after all his years in hollywood, being the inspiration that he has been, for this to be his first real incident is actually impressive. And that only happened because he had a viper living in his house, draining him dry, tangling him into all that Scientology. It's nice to hear Burt be a real person about this.
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied I feel like I am aiming quite low. All these Hollywood folks are nuts. Doing drugs, getting into fights with police, I am more than astonished that it took this long for a scandal to occur regarding the Golden Boy of Cinema.
Yups..part of the world right now see Will Smith as a bad person, including me definitely.. but part of us forgot that he actually a "good" person to others.. my meters hates going low a bit after hearing this wonderful story.. thank you sir for sharing that moment.. and when times go by.. Will already installed the slaps moment in our memories and that a bad memory for part of us that had to swallow.. yups still hate Jada 😬😬😬😬
@Tom Henesey well said bro.. I'm same page with you.. toxic relationships kinda sucks.. hopefully someday Will leave Jada.. and maybe he will clear the bad air with Chris Rock
I remember when bert first started talking about it. The punch line narrative was so far fetch at the time it was funny. Some jokes/punch line don't age well. If will did try something. Beating the brakes off will Smith would be a baller career move 😆
Yeah, it's the trick of the business. Like this podcast I listen to and this formerly successful actor keeps introducing celebs as 'best friend in the whole world'
It's not just with celebrities. It's also in politics, business, high-end social circles, etc. Anywhere where you gain credibility from knowing someone. It's human nature.
It’s because their world is comprised of two types of people. … entertainment industry… and everyone else Yes part of it is ego, but there is also a trust factor built in. I used to live in Hollywood. You could live there 20 years and never hang with an a-lister, but once you get in with a couple people, you essentially have the keys to the city (if you have charisma)
He's Van Wilder. That movie is literally based on his life. Bert is like the real life funny Forest Gump of comedy. You should check out his stand-up special The Machine. It's soo funny. I'm pretty sure that's the one he tells this full story, along when he became an honorary member of the Russian Mafia on a school trip
Bert is honestly the best story teller ever, the guy can really tell a story, perfect amount of detail and jokes it's amazing, Kevin Smith is another amazing story teller just like Bert
When he gets excited, he sounds like a balloon losing air
Fresh take man.
Wtf dude I literally just scrolled down to leave this exact comment. You beat me to it.
I can't stand kriesher, it's almost like he acts annoying cause he thinks it makes him look pathetic, and super nice people like rogan constantly assure him
He hates balloons; he hates himself.
Brad is a mystery, wrapped in bacon, deep fried, and dropped into 4 fingers of 100 proof whiskey.
I'm a chauffer. I drove Will for Coachella 2019. He gets in the car, with genuine delight says, "hi Mister, my name is Will nice to meet you.", and shakes my hand. Instantly disarmed me. Something I'll always remember since he's an idol of mine.
lol sure ya did buddy
@@Bingo_the_Pug if you watch the vlog he did for that Coachella. When he gets off his jet there are 3 suburbans on the tarmac. I'm the driver of the last vehicle.
@@Bingo_the_Pug just as an fyi. I couldn't really care less if you believe or not. Lol.
Everyone I hear from that's met him says he's a great guy with a great personality, I think Jada has driven him mad.
Was this before or after he smoked the peace pipe
Bert's father: "Oh, buddy! I'm so sorry. This is one of those casting-couch-things."
hilarious
That was the funniest thing. He implanted the idea into Bert's mind 🤣
Im glad this was a good and honest story about Will. Its like people forgot every good thing that he has ever done
Bert has never told an honest story. He lies about everything
My old boss use to say one oh shit gets rid of all your that a boys...
We all make mistakes.
Its like people forget? Hmmm... no. But, unlike people like yourself, most have a reasonable expectation of living in the now... I can live an amazing and well mannered life. My acquaintances and family could love me without equal. If I assault someone in front of the world... ya think even my loved ones are going to muse and story time about alll my good deeds w yhe current wound so fresh? And even if they did, ya think perhaps most wouldnt give a shit what theyd have to say? Or do u think maybe most would be focused on that news making action that was only about a month ago? Smh
@@TaintedNate But they're definitely entertaining stories.
Imagine what Will could be like if he had a supportive partner
Guys wife was doing his sons friend and he was supposed to pretend to be ok with it.
She must keep his balls in a vice somewhere.
No wonder he snapped..
President
@@alephmale3171 really insightful point
@@alephmale3171 dude, he was already massively successful before he met her.
@@alephmale3171 very interesting take
Hearing this story makes me feel even more bad about Will being with Jada. She's killing his loveable spirit😫
ITS Jada! its in her name..HER NAME..jade uh hoe..or something...shit im getting clappped next
Being in Scientology is what keeps him in that situation
She the devil
@staomruel 100% right sir
And Will’s wife wants to curb that enthusiasm and positivity by eye-rolling him whenever given a chance.
He should of slapped her.
Yeah i think it is pretty clear that Will Smith has been held back big time by him. She must be jealous of his success or something
Dude, when I saw that slap, I didn't see a celeb acting like a baby. I saw a 17 year old dude defending his girlfriend at a party, who everyone knows treats him like dirt. "Dude. He hit Carl. Carl!" Then a week later, the teens are broken up.
Jada put him in a situation where he either had to man up and defend her, or listen to her talk about how he won't man up. Or, maybe he's thinking about the other 'real man' who's doing her on her time, along with looking like a wuss in front of the world. That relationship is toxic.
Just remember, it takes two people to be in a messed up relationship. Will staying w/ her all these years, just told her she could keep doing it. I’m not judging him. I hope he gets clear of her. Ive watched her briefly a few times, mainly bc clips would be everywhere, & she definitely plays on his vulnerabilities. She also seems like she needs drama & attention.. a LOT. That’s usually the sign of a pretty solid narcissist. Those kind will suck the soul from you if you stay. It’s just how they are, & you can’t fix them, but the victim has to have the inner strength to walk away. It’s a sad situation all around.
@@dshepherd107 For sure. I've been in bad relationships before, and it's easy to say I was a victim, but there were times when I was maybe closer to an enabler. Just speaking from personal experience, I did a lot of theater and a bit of film all throughout school and beyond. Close to 20 years. Many actors and performers are "drama" seekers. if they can't get it in a role, they might even make it in their real life. Obviously, age and experience play a factor. But, many actors have confidence issues. It's easy to see why. I had 'em, too. You have to keep up a BS 'brand" of yourself, and balance personal life. I have an idea of what being famous is like, but (luckily) I probably never will. But that's a whole new layer of stress. And many actors are narcissists. I have tendencies, myself. had to deal with them. Many female actors I dated had these issues, too. You put two of those types together, and it can be volatile all around. Two people, in total denial, ready to kill each other, but acting like all is well on behalf of the "image." Plus, there's a lot of fair-weather friends and star-f**kers around you if you have any talent or success. They sure won't pull you to the side and tell you to break up... Yeesh...
It's so weird, all these stories about how amazing Will has been for decades. It's almost like there's something that entered his life and completely changed all that energy.
It doesn't matter how many stories you hear, you don't know the guy.
@@randombutspecific DING DING DING
It's all a theatre. Don't forget they are world class actors. The acting deals they make aren't only for the movies you watch in the cinema and Fresh Prince of Belair.
Fr tho what a wholesome move by Will. And Bert is a great story teller
yes i love his high pitched whine and ALL of his stories ARE 100% TRUE
I love will smith. As much as I hated what he did , he is obviously going through a lot in his personal life and I think he should be able to put this behind him. He’s done this for a lot of ppls careers, not just Bert*
Please…that man is demented.
Bert is full of it. Check out the documentary on here called Tryhard.
@@robertfrost8264 oh yeah I don't even like him as a comedian and I don't believe a lot of his stories but I can't lie he is a good story teller. Doesn't necessarily mean what he's saying is true - he just says it in an engaging way
Everyone needs a friend like Bert. I love this story about Will!
If Will ever gets arrested, Bert should serve as his character witness.
Will was out of line by doing what he did, but the more I learn about the whole thing just makes me feel sorry for him. He was lashing out like an abused child.
I would call it more of a abused Husband that don’t have the balls to get rid of his worthless wife lol
Not wrong mans clearly broken, and its heart breaking, he's such a nice guy, but he shouldn't have done what he did,
@@paulbryden4006 So YOU are the person who casts the first stone. Interesting. . .
@@craigcj5953 Well it’s not hard to see bro have you seen some of the stuff she has said it’s really sad
Now this is a story all about how Bert Kreischer never got flipped and turned upside down. Now if you wait a minute and sit right there, he'll tell you all about how he Frenched the Prince of Bel-Air.
Thats badass
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Well played, sir. Well played
@@TheTwinkiefoot "Watch a few comedies, take a few notes." -Comedy Crowd Killer Version of Stu Macher
A+ for effort
This is awesome I've already laughing I've only been listening for like 8 seconds hahaha
Thanks Bert, you made liking Will Smith much easier. He is not the first guy to act a fool In defense of his wife.
It's been awhile since I listened to this show but Sam has gotten so much better at ribbing ppl into doing that on thing that'd get the most controversy. That was like a master class in watching him get Bert to tell that story
Jim can be a boring dude.. Bert was giving great radio.
Well there is that they are friends and Bert has told this story a thousand times already so 😅 I was mostly thinking I haven't watched in good while and Sam actually looks like respectable humanbeing now
Once he got Jim’s gimp haircut he got all Jim’s long lost comedy and radio skills
@@fatmunch6318 lol
@@fatmunch6318 Chip chipperson is the funniest thing ever what are you talking about?! He’s transformed sock cucka
I want to look at something the way Bart looks at Tito’s. Pure joy
WHO THE FUCK IS BART?!
@@Lucky14970 don’t have a cow, man.
Burnt Chrysler
Bret Krischner?
I love this story! It also further convinces me what it takes to achieve the massive ego
i mean WIll was on top of the world of SO long, every TV in america had him on it he did not only movies for adults but for kids too and made music and had one of the most popular sitcoms so its kind of impossible not to have a bit of an ego i imagine lol
This is by far one of the best stories I've ever heard😂😂😂😂
If we all had those who would tell stories of the great and selfless things we’ve done when it seemed like the whole world was against us, this planet would be a pretty cool place.
With one story, Bert has done more to support Will than Jada has. Too bad she doesn’t have a “Will Smith wanted to f*** me,” tale.
No need for me to be an negative turd though.
I'm glad that most people understand that will may have done the slap but will is not the villain
Bert loves his own voice
i know.
It's honestly crazy how no matter how many good deeds you've done, 1 action that the court of public opinion doesn't like can lead to you losing everything.
Was Will in the wrong? 100%. Should the Academy have thrown him out? Absolutely. Should Chris have pressed charges? I would. Should Will's misdeed negate all of his previous work? Of course not. Hell when sentencing for murder, previous actions and premeditation is considered.
I gotta give Bert props. It really speaks to his character, that as a comedian he can acknowledge what Will did as wrong but still appreciates the man who gave him his start.
Shoutout to Malvern. Did not expect my hometown to be brought up in this convo
"Tell the story , Jim doesnt know it ,Its not fair to Jim"
I fkn lost it , im dieing 😂😂🤣🤣
This explains why Tom got so upset at Will...He took his boyfriend
Bert’s Dad is a fucking legend! Troll King!
Love Bert.. funny asf
This made everything so much better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most exciting part of that story is that you met Charlie Mack the first out the limo!
Godfrey is one of my favorite people, he’s super funny and smart
‘There’s a shark in the water. Let’s go swimming!’ Best ever!
fantastic - love this story
Does anyone like Bert Kreischer? I would rather see Opie.
The only timely clip and it's weeks late. Is the Sirius app still buggy?
@9:36 when he says he coulda fkd Biz Marquis, the end of that sentence when he says
"Are you fuckin serious?!"
Sounded so much like Lola from Big Mouth 🤣
This was awesome.
This was good to hear. These days everyone likes to jump on the bandwagon, pile on someone who is already down. You can see that Will is (or was) the guy Burt is talking about. Life in Hollywood isn't like life in the real world. It sounds stupid to pity the Uber rich, but that's gotta be a life with problems most of us couldn't understand.
well said.
Literally the storyline to a ridiculous sitcom: dad gives bad advice based on his own weird paranoias 😆
I love the hat! Cape Fear Crocs! I remember going to minor league Crocs games way back in the late 90s/early 2000s. What a blast from the past!
Dude, I'm 48 April 27 1974 and DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince was the first concert I ever went to.
I'm giggling away at Berts squeezing in discomfort.
Amazing story telling by Bert!
Always....
This is freaking gold
He said “civil right water hose” 😂😂😂
Berts dad must be a legend too!
You must have to start as a child star to reach "tired of pussy" status in a normal lifetime.
I got high blood pressure by just looking at burt for too long.
lol. thanks for the insight dad.
damn, Burt went full Flipper at 1:53
I can’t tell if Bert’s typical ‘squealing’ laugh is comical or so mind bogglingly annoying I want to toss my iPad across the room
Its annoying af
Mark of a hack. Worlds luckiest hack
Absolute worst EVER
No one can tell a more vulgar and filthy story while still being lovable and innocent than Bert Kreischer.
So, funny. I forgot about this story, even though I've heard it a bunch of times, haha.
I feel like the issue with charismatic people is that they can turn on the negative as well…and when they do it’s just as powerful.
"A civil rights fire hose...." lol.
Bert is hilarious!!!
Best story ever 😂🤣😂👍🏻
Hey Bert.. remember the Greek and Latin Elements teacher at FSU. It was hilarious how you used to tease that dude. He was so uptight.
It’s sad when Jim Norton is the most likable person in this.
first video I watched after my 4-year-long journey to getting my driver's license. couldn't have picked a better one.
Congrats on getting your license!
How it take u so long?
Where the hell are they letting 4 year olds drive!|!|!|!
Norton's looooves this story. He just wish it ended differently
I adore Bert
I heard this story already and wanted to hear him retell it 😂
I met will smith on a movie set. They used my buddy's house as part of the background scene. He was a pretty cool guy when he broke for lunch he wanted to play football in the street with the neighborhood. That is why I was so shocked when he did that.
He seems like a good man, I think his wife cause’s a lot of problems for him
His lady just has him all twisted up inside, I think.
I could hear German Shepherds barking. Master story teller.
“This is gonna be a long night”
LOL
Honestly, after all his years in hollywood, being the inspiration that he has been, for this to be his first real incident is actually impressive. And that only happened because he had a viper living in his house, draining him dry, tangling him into all that Scientology. It's nice to hear Burt be a real person about this.
You sure do aim high.
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied I feel like I am aiming quite low. All these Hollywood folks are nuts. Doing drugs, getting into fights with police, I am more than astonished that it took this long for a scandal to occur regarding the Golden Boy of Cinema.
Yep, and he's still with her. Slapping Chris Rock just makes him look like a chump
I'm with bert. Will is a solid guy. He is just in a real shit place in his life.
I love Bert. He's funny as fuck but I bet he's awesome to hangout with because I bet it feels amazing to make him laugh
"you saw my blinker bitch!" 🎶
Yups..part of the world right now see Will Smith as a bad person, including me definitely.. but part of us forgot that he actually a "good" person to others.. my meters hates going low a bit after hearing this wonderful story.. thank you sir for sharing that moment.. and when times go by.. Will already installed the slaps moment in our memories and that a bad memory for part of us that had to swallow.. yups still hate Jada 😬😬😬😬
@Tom Henesey well said bro.. I'm same page with you.. toxic relationships kinda sucks.. hopefully someday Will leave Jada.. and maybe he will clear the bad air with Chris Rock
I’m mostly concerned about the re re hostess who hadn’t the slightest idea that there was a movie theatre in the basement.
Thumbs up for the use of the word re re :)
wow how creative, asking the same questing Bert answered 20 times already...
Thats all Bert does. Tells the same story over and over.
Great story!
I remember when bert first started talking about it. The punch line narrative was so far fetch at the time it was funny. Some jokes/punch line don't age well. If will did try something. Beating the brakes off will Smith would be a baller career move 😆
My favorite trope from everyone in show business is that they call people they’ve barely had contact with “friends”.
Yeah, it's the trick of the business.
Like this podcast I listen to and this formerly successful actor keeps introducing celebs as 'best friend in the whole world'
water weed dune hair
It's not just with celebrities. It's also in politics, business, high-end social circles, etc. Anywhere where you gain credibility from knowing someone. It's human nature.
It’s because their world is comprised of two types of people. … entertainment industry… and everyone else
Yes part of it is ego, but there is also a trust factor built in. I used to live in Hollywood. You could live there 20 years and never hang with an a-lister, but once you get in with a couple people, you essentially have the keys to the city (if you have charisma)
Verbal resumes. Take the smallest thing and make it sound like the world.
Nobody tells stories better than bert I can listen to him talking about church and I’ll be listening
His dad called it!!! Hahahahha
Bert is incredible at telling stories
@noshame123 get a life
Burt you're fine Will only wants to slap people that calls his wife names.
Didn't know BERT was THIS FUNNY, that's a funny fuckin' STORY!!!!😭😂😝
He's Van Wilder. That movie is literally based on his life. Bert is like the real life funny Forest Gump of comedy. You should check out his stand-up special The Machine. It's soo funny. I'm pretty sure that's the one he tells this full story, along when he became an honorary member of the Russian Mafia on a school trip
Where can I get the whole episode?
Will Smith is one of those celebrities I always thought would be a good guy in person. It's good to know he is a great guy in person too.
I wish Sam the best in his battle against hiv
Fake HIV
3:36 - Jim suspiciously quiet, lmao.
Such a funny story
All totally true and real.
Just like the slap...and rasslin. ..and diet coke
Bert is honestly the best story teller ever, the guy can really tell a story, perfect amount of detail and jokes it's amazing, Kevin Smith is another amazing story teller just like Bert
If he stops weezing through his laugh
"Did you and your dad ever watch Six Degrees of Separation?" lol
The higher pitch he gets the greater my urge to piss is. Love this guy so much
I’m sure Will is a great fun guy to be around I just think his wife is the one chewing away at his legacy and effects how people see him overall
I like will smith everyone can lose their heads. No man is immune to stress and depression
Or a pissed off black woman.
does anyone have a link to jim talking about the will smith thing?
I love to see both sides of people. It's very humanizing
Sam looks like a make a wish child said his wish to keep living. It was granted and he stayed alive for 400 more years
🤣😂🤣😂
Bert has improved his story telling I feel he channeling Norm
Awesome 😎
Why can't Jim & Sam upload the entire interview videos anymore?
Hey Bert... tell that one again about that one time you got stoned with Ukrainian mobsters on that bus trip you took that one time...
Great story. Bert is amazing. Will Smith has a harpy succubus wife that has destroyed him.
Is there a reason he doesn't just leave?
awesome story.
This dude never fails to disappoint or bore.